October Positivity: The Order of Rights (dir by James Ball)


2021’s The Order of Rights tells the story of two teenagers.

Emma Stein (Emma Elle Roberts) is artistic and creative and we know this because she’s working the lights for the current high school theater production.  I have to say that I did a lot of high school theater and I always really disliked having to deal with the members of the backstage crew,  They were always worried about something.  Whenever I was waiting to make my entrance, I always knew some crew person was going to wander up and start talking to me about the lighting cues.  And I would just be like, “Just make sure I look good.”  Wow, that was mean of me.  I feel kind of bad now.

Anyway, back to the movie….

Ethan (Ben Davies) is a jock.  When know he’s a jock because he always wears his baseball cap backwards.  For Ethan and Emma it’s love at first sight.  Ethan is also a Christian and he feels really guilty after he and Emma give into temptation and have sex.  He feels even more guilty after Emma informs him that she’s pregnant.

Ethan talks to his parents (Matthew Welling and Julie Silcott).  They tell him that, before he was born, they found themselves in a similar situation.  They weren’t married at the time so Ethan’s mother decided to have an abortion.  They have always felt that they made a mistake.  When they learn that Emma’s mother is pressuring Emma to get an abortion, they hire a lawyer (Richard Cutting) to file a civil case against Emma, claiming that Emma is denying her baby its rights under the 14th amendment.

The case becomes national news.  We get a montage of real-life conservative podcasters and talk show hosts discussing the case.  The second half of the movie takes place almost exclusively in the court room and if you enjoy scenes of people saying, “Objection!” and a judge replying with “Overruled,” rest assured that this film is full of them.  Each side is given a chance to make its case.  That said, it’s hard not to notice that Ethan’s lawyer is extremely earnest while Emma’s lawyer is extremely smug.

Much like One Nation Under God, this is a film that was largely made to annoy liberals and, judging from the reviews left on Letterboxd, it certainly managed to do that.  It’s really not any more heavy-handed than most mainstream movies about abortion.  It’s just, in this case, the film comes at things from the pro-life point of view as opposed to the pro-choice point of view.  It’s a film that’s full of awkward scenes and there are quite a few performances that don’t work, especially during the film’s first half.  The actors playing Emma’s theater friends offer up some of the worst line readings that I’ve ever heard.  That said, Emma Elle Roberts probably gives a better performance than the film deserves and, regardless of what else you may want to say about the movie, it doesn’t turn Emma into a cardboard villain.  In the end, one feels very sorry for her as both sides are just using her pregnancy to push their own agenda.

This film was released in 2021.  A year later, Roe v Wade was overturned, making The Order of Rights feel very dated indeed.

Late Night Retro Television Review: Pacific Blue 5.2 “The Naked Truth”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Tuesdays, I will be reviewing Pacific Blue, a cop show that aired from 1996 to 2000 on the USA Network!  It’s currently streaming everywhere, though I’m watching it on Tubi.

This week, everyone’s going undercover!

Episode 5.2 “The Naked Truth”

(Dir by Sara Rose, originally aired on July 25th, 1999)

When a wealthy sorority girl is found dead on the beach with her head caved in, it falls to the bicycle patrol to solve the case.  Where are the Homicide detectives?  We know that the Santa Monica PD has a homicide division because Chris keeps talking about transferring there.  I know I bring this up every episode but it simply doesn’t make sense for the bike cops to be the ones investigating all of these crimes.  I mean, essentially, they’re traffic cops.  In the real world, they’re job would be to secure the crime scene and wait for the real detectives to show up.

Anyway, when Monica sees that the dead girl was wearing a sequined bikini, she immediately deduces that she was working as a stripper.  (I’m not sure that logic would hold hope in court but whatever.)  Why would a rich sorority girl be working at a strip club?  Monica and Chris go undercover to find out.  Chris is the new housemother at the sorority house.  Monica is a new pledge.  It turns out that working at the strip club started as a hazing ritual but now, all of the girls are being blackmailed (via email, we’re specifically told) into doing it.

Who is the blackmailer?  That mystery is solved when Chris catches the local handyman going through her underwear.  The handyman explains that he’s not a murderer, he’s just a pervert.  He also says that all of the girls have expensive underwear except for one who owns “K-mart panties.”  Because that girl is poor and a computer science major, Monica and Chris decide that she’s the blackmailer.  (Again, I’m not sure that logic would hope up in court but whatever.  I’m too tired to argue with this stupid show.)  I guess the lesson here is to spend money on quality panties.  Well, don’t worry, Pacific Blue!  I buy and wear only the best!

As for the murderer, it turns out to be a cowboy with a country accent who is always hanging out at the strip club and requesting a private dance.  It really wasn’t that much of a shock.

Pacific Blue always talks a big game about how women shouldn’t be objectified but then every episode opens with random bikini shots and this episode looked for every possible excuse to put Monica in a school girl outfit.  I’d have more respect for Pacific Blue if it was just honest about what it is was doing as opposed to having the characters constantly spouting a lot of cliches about empowerment that the show itself doesn’t seem to take all that seriously.

The good thing about this episode is that it ends with Chris telling TC that they need some time apart.  I agree!  You can do better, Chris!

Horror on TV: Thriller 1.1 “The Twisted Image”


Tonight’s excursion into televised horror is the very first episode of Boris Karloff’s Thriller!

Thriller was an anthology series that lasted from 1960 to 1962.  Each episode presented a new story of horror and/or suspense.  What makes this series especially memorable is that each episode was introduced by none other than Boris Karloff!  I’ve seen a few episodes of Thriller (the entire series is on YouTube) and, to be honest, it’s kind of a hit-or-miss show.  But Karloff and that mischievous twinkle in his eye makes it all worth it!

This episode originally aired on September 13th, 1960.  It’s called The Twisted Image and stars Leslie Neilsen as a man being stalked by two mentally disturbed individuals.  This episode was well-directed by Arthur Hiller and, if it’s more of a suspense story than a horror story, it still has its creepy moments.

The TSL Horror Grindhouse: DNA (dir by William Messa)


In 1996’s DNA, Mark Dacascos plays Dr. Ash Matteley, an American doctor who works to bring healthcare to the residents of Borneo. When Ash’s former boss, Dr. Carl Wessinger (Jürgen Prochnow), approaches Ash and invites him to take part in a jungle expedition to track down some beetles whose genetic material can cure all known diseases, Ash agrees. However, once Wessinger, Ash, and their native helpers find the beetles in an ancient tomb, it turns out that Wessinger has plans of his own. He shoots Ash in the shoulder and then makes his escape.

Two years later, Ash has long hair and he’s taken to wearing a Hawaiian shirt, but he’s still dedicated to taking care of the poor of Borneo. When CIA agent Claire Sommers (Robin McKee) approaches him and asks him to help lead her through the jungle, Ash says that he’s not interested. But when Sommers reveals that she’s looking for Wessinger, Ash realizes that he has no choice but to help her. For some reason, they take a child named Matzu with them. Why you would recruit a child for a dangerous mission that involves going upriver in a canoe, I’m not sure. Then again, I’m also not sure why Claire would wear a dress while exploring the jungle either, other than the fact that the film needed an excuse to have Ash look away and then sneak a peek while Claire undresses and changes into something more jungle-appropriate.

It probably won’t surprise you to learn that Dr. Wessinger has not been spending his time trying to cure all known diseases. Instead, he’s been splicing genetic material to try to bring an ancient creature back to life. Now, before you say that this sounds like a Jurassic Park rip-off, allow me to point out that Wessinger is not bringing back a dinosaur. Instead, he’s bringing back a big alien creature, one that perhaps crashed on Earth during the prehistoric age. This is not Jurassic Park. At most, it’s Jurassic Alien.

Or maybe it’s just Alien. Once Ash and Claire and the little kid make it inside Dr. Wessinger’s headquarters, there are a lot of scenes of people hiding in offices and nervously walking down hallways and hoping that the monster won’t jump out of nowhere and kill them.

Then again, maybe we should just call this movie Predator because eventually, the action moves back into the jungle and Ash finds himself being stalked by the alien, who is apparently a very good hunter and who lives for the hunt. Ash goes from being a hippie doctor to being a full-blown action hero. There’s even a scene where he and Claire and the kid have to run away from a crashing helicopter. Of course, the helicopter was obviously a model. Still, it was hard not to imagine Mark Dacascos saying, “Get away from da choppah!”

My point is that a lot of different DNA was spliced together to create this movie. Take a little from Indiana Jones and a little from Apocalypse Now and then toss in Alien, Predator, and Jurassic Park and you’ve got DNA. Unfortunately, the film still isn’t as entertaining as it should have been. Mark Dacascos barely gets to show off his martial arts skills while the film can’t even give us one good Jürgen Prochnow freak-out. Even with all of the shameless plagiarism, the film still feels like it’s just going through the motions. Sadly, DNA is never as much fun as it should have been.

X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009, directed by Gavin Hood)


Decades before he joins the X-Men, James “Logan” Howlett (Hugh Jackman) is just another mutant with retractable claws and a super-healing ability that essentially makes him immortal. With his half-brother Victor Creed (Liev Schreiber), Logan fights in wars throughout the centuries. When both Logan and Creed (who share Logan’s healing abilities) survive being executed by a firing squad, they are recruited by William Stryker (Danny Huston) to serve as members of Team X. Eventually, Logan tires of being an assassin and goes off on his own. However, both Stryker and Creed have plans for him and all the other mutants that they’ve captured or killed over the years. Several familiar characters appear—Scott Summers (Tim Pocock), Gambit (Taylor Kitsch), and the Blob (Kevin Durand) amongst others—but none of them have much of the personality that made them popular to comic book readers. (Just imagine including Gambit in an X-Men film but not Rogue.) Those who made it to the end of the film were given a Patrick Stewart cameo, albeit one that used CGI to de-age Stewart and make him look like an automaton.

With the majority of the X-Men either dead or cured at the end of X-Men: The Last Stand, it only made sense to spin Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine off into his own series of films. Unfortunately, 20th Century Fox didn’t understand that the thing that made Wolverine so interesting as a character was that his past was shrouded in mystery. Their first Wolverine film revealed his origin and it turned out to be not that interesting. X2 had been filled with so many hints about Wolverine’s past that the origin story didn’t feel as if it was telling us anything that we hadn’t already figured out. Even the many fight scenes between Sabretooth and Wolverine felt dull because it was established that both of them were essentially immortal and impervious to pain.

Today, this movie is mostly remembered for featuring the first appearance of Wade Wilson, the mercenary who will eventually become Deadpool. There’s very little of Deadpool to be found in this film’s version of Wilson. He tells a few jokes before getting his lips sewn shut. Imagine introducing a character who is affectionately known as “the merc with a mouth” and then rendering him silent for the majority of the movie. In Deadpool 2, there’s a scene where Deadpool goes back in time and kills this earlier version of Wade Wilson (or Weapon XI as he’s called here). The audience I saw the film with cheered.

Paranormal Activity 2 (2010, directed by Tod Williams)


After a burglary, Kristi (Sprague Grayden) and her husband Daniel Rey (Brian Boland) install security cameras throughout their house. The cameras capture footage of Daniel firing the maid (Vivis Colombetti) for burning sage to ward off “evil spirits” and a visit from Kristi’s sister, Katie (Katie Featherston). They also capture doors opening and closing by themselves, a dog barking at nothing, and a possessed Kristi ominously staring at her newborn son, Hunter.

Paranormal Activity 2 begins a few weeks before the start of the first Paranormal Activity. By the end, the two movies have caught up with each other and the audience learns what Katie did after she killed Micah. The film also reveals what specifically led to the spirit going after Katie in the first place. (Daniel, you idiot.)

Considering that the sequel repeats the found-footage format and recreates many of the same scares from the first film, it’s surprising just how well it works. The stakes are a little bigger here, in that it’s established that the evil spirit is after baby Hunter. In the first film, nobody cared about Micah, but in this film we actually do care about Kristi, the baby, and Kristi’s stepdaughter, Ali (Molly Ephraim). We don’t care about Daniel because he’s a jerk. Kristi and Katie appear to have really bad judgment when it comes to picking a mate.

Lisa has already done an excellent job reviewing the third, fourth, and fifth films in this series. So I’ll be jumping forward to the sixth film tomorrow.

Retro Television Review: Saved By The Bell: The New Class 2.23 “The D Stands For Dropout”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Tuesdays, I will be reviewing Saved By The Bell: The New Class, which ran on NBC from 1993 to 2o00.  The show is currently on Prime.

This week, the Gang learns a lesson about not dropping out of school.

Episode 2.23 “The D Stands For Dropout”

(Dir by Don Barnhart, originally aired on December 10th, 1994)

Oh no!  Tommy wants to drop out of high school and work full time as an auto mechanic!

Actually …. that might be for the best.

Since the very first episode, Saved By The Bell: The New Class has portrayed Tommy as being an amiable but dumb guy who just happens to have a savant-like ability for fixing cars.  It’s been established, in several episodes, that there’s nothing Tommy can’t do with a car.  Since Tommy apparently know everything that there is to know about cars and cars are literally the only thing that he cares about and he always seems to be flunking every class that he takes, why shouldn’t Tommy drop out?  What’s he going to do in high school or college?  He’s already learned everything that there is no to know about how to fix a car and a good auto mechanic will always be in demand.  Plus, Tommy’s cute enough that, if he needs to, he can probably find a rich widow in Beverly Hills to pay his bills.

Drop out, Tommy!  Drop out!

Still, Mr. Belding and everyone else insists that Tommy is making a mistake when he drops out of school.  Belding tells Tommy’s father (Nick Angotti) that he needs to show some tough love so Tommy realizes how difficult it is in the real world.  Tommy is kicked out of his house and has to move in with Screech.  Tommy is no longer allowed to help his friends with their science project.  Tommy has one of those Saved By The Bell fantasy sequences where Screech refuses to hire him because he doesn’t have a high school diploma….

And really, this is when Tommy should say, “But I’m actually already getting paid good money to do the only thing that I care about and the only thing that I’m actually good at so who cares?”

Instead, Tommy reenrolls in high school and helps the Gang win the science fair by building a remote control car.  The competition must have been really weak that year.

Poor Tommy.  When he’s an adult, he’s going to look and realize he should have just dropped out when he had the chance.

Delivered, Short Film Review by Case Wright


Why am I supposed to care about this woman? Ok, she lives alone and she ordered food. Maybe, the guy delivered the food to the inside of her house. But how?
She was at the door and there was no way he could’ve gotten past her and she didn’t have headphones on.

Is he a ghost delivery driver? If so, score! No tip! I’m not tipping a dead guy and neither should you. I think that I’m going to review AI again because people are really disappointing me!

Horror Film Review: Martyrs (dir. by Pascal Laugier)


“It’s so easy to create a victim, young lady, so easy.” — Mademoiselle

The scariest thing in Martyrs isn’t how much pain people can inflict, but how calmly they can explain why they’re doing it. Pascal Laugier’s 2008 French horror film begins with violence that feels desperate and chaotic, then gradually reveals something colder behind it. Anger gives way to procedure, and cruelty acquires the language of a higher purpose. That progression makes the film more disturbing than its reputation as an endurance test might suggest. The graphic brutality is impossible to ignore, but what lingers is the ease with which human suffering becomes somebody else’s project.

That makes Martyrs a particularly bleak entry in the New French Extremity, even though Laugier resisted the association. Emerging around the turn of the century, this loosely connected wave of filmmaking challenged audiences through confrontational violence, sexuality, and bodily vulnerability. Films like Trouble Every Day, Irréversible, High Tension, and Inside helped establish a cinema in which physical safety could disappear without warning. Martyrs shares that willingness to push past comfortable boundaries, but its most unsettling quality isn’t simply excess. It’s the suggestion that the people crossing those boundaries might regard themselves as thoughtful, disciplined, and entirely justified.

The tradition is still going strong today, although its influence is easier to trace than any fixed membership. Julia Ducournau’s Titane and Coralie Fargeat’s The Substance demonstrate the continuing appetite for French filmmaking that uses bodily destruction and transformation to explore larger anxieties. Neither is doing exactly what Laugier does, and their differences matter. Where those films find room for provocative humor or unexpected tenderness, Martyrs offers very little breathing space. Its approach is brutally direct: before asking what suffering might mean, it makes you confront the person who has to endure it.

The story initially centers on Lucie, who escapes horrific captivity as a child and grows into an adult still trapped by what happened to her. Played by Mylène Jampanoï, she believes she has located the people responsible, now living an apparently ordinary family life. Her friend Anna, played by Morjana Alaoui, becomes involved in the aftermath of Lucie’s attempt to confront them. At first, the setup suggests a revenge thriller, with the possibility that identifying and punishing the guilty might bring some kind of closure. Laugier quickly makes that expectation feel inadequate. The past isn’t something Lucie can simply shoot her way out of.

Jampanoï gives Lucie a frightening volatility without reducing her to a spectacle of instability. Her anger feels inseparable from terror, and every apparent assertion of control seems dangerously temporary. There’s nothing slick or triumphant about her. Even when she acts decisively, she looks like someone fighting an emergency that nobody else can fully see. That performance keeps the early violence from becoming satisfying payback. Lucie’s actions may have a target, but her suffering doesn’t have a clear endpoint. The film understands the difference between stopping an abuser and undoing what the abuse has already done.

Anna provides the emotional connection that keeps all this from becoming an abstract exercise in misery. Alaoui makes her loyalty feel affectionate, frightened, and occasionally overwhelmed rather than conveniently heroic. She wants to help Lucie, even when she can’t fully understand her or accept what she’s done. Their relationship gives the film something worth caring about before its larger machinery reveals itself. Anna’s instinct is to stay with someone in pain, not turn that pain into an explanation. That distinction becomes increasingly important as the film introduces people whose interest in suffering has nothing to do with compassion.

Laugier’s control of the changing narrative is one of the film’s biggest strengths. Each discovery reshapes what came before, moving the story from personal retaliation toward organized cruelty. These shifts could have felt like disconnected attempts to top the previous shock, but they follow a disturbing emotional logic. The further we move from Lucie’s frantic perspective, the more controlled the surrounding world becomes. Unfortunately, control doesn’t mean safety. The ordinary house becomes especially unsettling because its domestic spaces and hidden horrors belong to the same functioning environment. Nothing about comfort or respectability guarantees innocence.

The violence changes along with that perspective. Early attacks are abrupt and messy, shaped by panic, confusion, and immediate danger. Later, brutality becomes repetitive and procedural, stripped of anything resembling excitement. That’s where Martyrs becomes hardest to watch. Laugier doesn’t always offer the relief of a new development or a plausible escape route; sometimes he forces the audience to sit with the awful predictability of what comes next. The horror lies as much in routine as in injury. Someone’s worst imaginable experience can be another person’s ordinary assignment, carried out without any visible emotional investment.

Catherine Bégin’s Mademoiselle embodies that detachment. Her composure is more upsetting than a theatrical display of sadism would have been, because she treats the film’s atrocities as reasonable steps toward an important goal. Still, this is also where Martyrs becomes open to criticism. Its philosophical explanation can feel like an attempt to lend profundity to prolonged images of women being brutalized. Whether that framework deepens the experience or merely rationalizes it is a fair question. For me, the film works best when Mademoiselle’s reasoning exposes her moral emptiness, not when it seems to invite admiration for the supposed grandeur of her inquiry.

The ending leaves that inquiry unresolved, refusing to turn everything we’ve witnessed into a clear answer. Its ambiguity is effective because certainty has become such a destructive obsession throughout the film. Some viewers may find that withholding frustrating, especially after such an exhausting ordeal, but a tidy revelation would risk validating the people who engineered it. Martyrs remains an exceptional horror film precisely because its ideas don’t make its violence comfortable. Beneath the blood and philosophical speculation is a much simpler moral horror: people can become so convinced of the importance of their questions that they stop seeing the humanity of whoever they force to answer them.