These filmmakers need to be arrested for iPhone abuse. I was doing so well this Horrorthon. There are so many excellent shorts. I’m not yet done, but wow…this one is HOT GARBAGE!
I know in my bones that these guys do not have the rights to have the song “Sunflower” from crappy Spiderman – there is no way on earth! I guess you should watch this trash before they get a YouTube strike. I won’t dime them out, BUT I COULD or any of my loyal readers could. It’s just a quick little email….Just Sayin, Bruh.
A Gen-Z guy is listening to “Sunflower”; so, I really don’t like our chances if we have to duke it out with China. We’re doomed! Anyway, there are doppelgangers about and you can kind of hear some warnings about doppelganger activity in his apartment on the radio- sort of because they are making the most of their piracy of “Sunflower” by playing it very loudly. I am mentioning “Sunflower” a lot because it is the best thing about the film because they did not make it! However, I am pretty sure the protagonist dies at the end and I did not care.
In other news, I was dumped when I wrote this (10/18/26). Fun fact, when you date and then break up and have an interim liaison with a 3rd party lady during the breakup period and then get back together with your on and off girlfriend- she believes that you belonged to her the entire time. If she finds out that you went on a date, when you were totally broken up, it’s still cheating and you are terrible. The only way you cannot cheat is to die; maybe, a doppelganger from this terrible film could help you out? I would be down with that – Nah, I didn’t cheat; it was my evil twin.
If doppelgangers stopped with all the murdering, this could be very lucrative for them. Doppelgangers could be stand-ins! I love it!
My Short Film script
The Doppelganger –
Doppelganger: Hey, Steve.
Steve prime: Hey “Bro” (Aggressive air quotes and finger gun usage)
Doppelganger: Stop that.
Steve prime: *Steve is a little sad now* Minimum of four hours, $300 upfront?
Doppelganger: Yes… *Sigh* just like the last… eight… times.
Steve prime: Well about that, how bout a discount?
Doppelganger: You mean like a sandwich punchcard?
Steve prime: YEAH!
Doppelganger: Yeah (Steve prime looks excited) NO!
Steve prime: Bu….
Doppelganger raises his hand, silencing Steve prime- Say another word and I will try on all of your underwear and aggressively use your toothbrush….everywhere.
Steve prime: Like grout?
Doppelganger: Head to toe “Bro” (Doppelganger points all over his body and then mocks Steve prime with air quotes and finger guns, while rolling his eyes)
Steve prime hands the $300 to Doppelganger, looks sad, and leaves.
Doppelganger: Yeech, humans are so gross! Ok, where’s that guy’s toothbrush?
