Cheaters is on Tubi! I watched a few episodes on Saturday. This show is a guilty pleasure for me because 1) it was filmed in Dallas and 2) Joey Greco is just so judgmental!
After buying their father a birthday present, Arnold and Kimberly decided to hitchhike home. They were picked up by a man who locked Arnold in a room and then threatened to rape Kimberly. This was pretty disturbing for a sitcom! I watched this two-part episode on Thursday and I was relieved when the police finally showed up to rescue them.
I was pretty depressed going into this week’s primary elections but I have to admit that watching the results in Michigan cheered me up, Even though the latest DSA flavor-of-the month, Abdul El-Sayed, won his primary, it was only by one percentage point as opposed to the election being the blow-out that so many predicted. Not everyone is on board with extremism and I take some hope from that.
On Thursday, I watched as the election results rolled in from Tennessee. Other than that one congressman that lost his primary, the Tennessee results weren’t quite as exciting as the Michigan results. I did find myself amused as I remembered how, way back in 2018, some pundits were convinced that Taylor Swift coming out as a Democrat would somehow turn the state blue.
I watched one episode from the first season (Todd joined the band and things quickly fell apart, despite his skill with the bongos) and one episode from the second season. (Bret and Jermaine met Murray’s best friend, Jim.) Both episodes made me laugh. This is definitely a show that I miss, even if it does seem like Bret and Jermaine probably did everything they could with the concept during the first two seasons.
Mad TV’s on Tubi now! I watched two episodes on Thursday and, unfortunately, they were even worse than I remembered.
The Office (Peacock TV)
“THIS WAS THE BEST DUNDIES EVER! WHOOOOO!” As much as I complain about the show’s final two seasons, the first three seasons are about as good as anything that has ever aired on television. On Friday, I watched The Dundies.
I caught the last 30 minutes of 60 Minutes on Sunday night. It’s funny that, for all the acclaim that this show has received and all the current controversy surrounding it, the only time that I have ever watched it has been when I’ve been waiting for something else to start. It seems like I always end up turning on the show whenever Anderson Cooper is doing one of his “look at my exploring the wilderness!” type of stories.
Survivor 50 (CBS, Wednesday Night)
As I watched this week’s rerun of Survivor 50, it occurred to me that the all of the Survivor icons are starting to get really, really old. A better name for Survivor 50 would have been Survivor: Seniors’ Retreat.
36 Chambers by the Wu-Tang Clan isn’t just an album—it’s a cultural earthquake that reshaped hip-hop forever. Released in 1993, this debut project introduced a raw, unfiltered sound that felt like a direct transmission from the streets of Staten Island to the rest of the world. The album’s title, Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers), hints at its cinematic scope, blending martial arts mythology with the gritty reality of New York City life. From the opening skit to the final fade-out, 36 Chambers is a masterclass in storytelling, lyrical dexterity, and sonic innovation, all wrapped in a haze of dusty samples and hard-hitting beats.
The production on 36 Chambers is a character unto itself. RZA’s beats are lo-fi in the best way possible—gritty, bass-heavy, and layered with samples that feel like they were dug up from a forgotten record crate. Tracks like Bring da Ruckus and Protect Ya Neck kick off with a ferocity that immediately establishes the Wu-Tang Clan as a force to be reckoned with. The beats aren’t polished; they’re rough around the edges, but that rawness is what gives the album its timeless quality. RZA’s use of soul samples, particularly from old kung fu movies and obscure funk records, creates a soundscape that feels both nostalgic and fresh. It’s as if the album is simultaneously paying homage to the past while forging a new path forward.
Lyrically, 36 Chambers is a tour de force. The Wu-Tang Clan’s collective talent is on full display, with each member bringing their own distinct flavor to the table. Method Man’s hypnotic flow on Method Man is a standout, showcasing his ability to weave intricate rhymes with a laid-back yet commanding delivery. Raekwon’s verse on Protect Ya Neck is another highlight, as he effortlessly rides the beat with a mix of bravado and precision. Ghostface Killah’s storytelling on Tearz is both poignant and vivid, painting a picture of struggle and resilience that resonates deeply. Even the lesser-known members of the clan at the time, like Inspectah Deck and U-God, deliver verses that hold their own against the more prominent voices. The chemistry among the group is undeniable, and their ability to trade bars seamlessly makes the album feel like a cohesive unit rather than a collection of solo performances.
What makes 36 Chambers so special is its unpredictability. The album doesn’t follow a traditional structure, with skits and interludes scattered throughout that add to its cinematic feel. Songs like C.R.E.A.M. and Can It Be All So Simpleprovide moments of introspection amidst the chaos, offering a glimpse into the struggles and aspirations of the group’s members. C.R.E.A.M., in particular, is a classic that transcends hip-hop, with its universal themes of money, family, and the pursuit of a better life. Raekwon’s delivery on the track is hauntingly beautiful, and the chorus—“Cash rules everything around me”—has become one of the most iconic lines in rap history.
The influence of 36 Chambers on hip-hop cannot be overstated. Before this album, the rap game was dominated by a more polished, radio-friendly sound. Wu-Tang Clan came in and flipped the script, proving that raw talent and authenticity could resonate just as strongly—if not more so—than a glossy, commercial approach. The album’s success paved the way for a new wave of artists who prioritized lyricism and originality over mainstream appeal. Groups like A Tribe Called Quest and De La Soul had already laid the groundwork for alternative hip-hop, but Wu-Tang Clan took it to another level, inspiring countless artists to embrace their uniqueness and reject industry norms.
Moreover, 36 Chambers helped popularize the concept of the rap collective. The Wu-Tang Clan wasn’t just a group; it was a movement, a family of artists who supported and elevated each other. This model influenced countless other collectives, from the Native Tongues to Odd Future, who saw the value in collaboration and shared creative vision. The album also played a significant role in bringing hip-hop to a global audience, as its universal themes and innovative sound transcended regional boundaries. Fans from all over the world connected with the Wu-Tang Clan’s music, and the group’s influence can be heard in the work of artists from every corner of the globe.
One of the most remarkable things about 36 Chambers is how well it has aged. While many albums from the early ‘90s feel dated in hindsight, this one still sounds fresh and vital. The production holds up, the lyrics remain sharp, and the energy is as infectious as it was over three decades ago. It’s a testament to the Wu-Tang Clan’s vision and execution that 36 Chambers continues to be celebrated as one of the greatest hip-hop albums of all time. The album’s legacy is evident in the countless homages, samples, and references it has inspired in the years since its release. From Kendrick Lamar to J. Cole, modern rap artists continue to draw inspiration from the Wu-Tang Clan’s groundbreaking work.
Beyond its musical contributions, 36 Chambers also had a profound cultural impact. The album’s cover art, featuring the Wu-Tang Clan logo and a collage of images that evoke both martial arts and street life, has become iconic. The group’s aesthetic—rooted in Shaolin philosophy, street wisdom, and a DIY ethos—resonated with a generation of fans who were looking for something real in a world that often felt artificial. Wu-Tang Clan’s authenticity was their superpower, and 36 Chambers was the ultimate expression of that authenticity.
The album’s impact extends beyond music and culture—it also changed the business of hip-hop. The Wu-Tang Clan’s decision to release 36 Chambers independently, without the backing of a major label, was a bold move that paid off handsomely. The album’s success proved that artists could maintain creative control while still achieving commercial success, a lesson that has been taken to heart by countless independent artists in the years since. The Wu-Tang Clan’s model of self-reliance and entrepreneurial spirit has become a blueprint for aspiring musicians looking to carve their own path in the industry.
Revisiting 36 Chambers today, it’s clear that the album’s magic lies in its imperfections. The beats aren’t pristine, the mixing isn’t flawless, and the delivery isn’t always polished—but that’s precisely what makes it so compelling. The album feels alive, like a snapshot of a moment in time when a group of talented, hungry artists came together to create something truly special. It’s an album that demands to be experienced in full, from start to finish, with all its quirks and idiosyncrasies intact.
In the end, 36 Chambers is more than just an album—it’s a movement. It’s a testament to the power of creativity, collaboration, and staying true to oneself. The Wu-Tang Clan didn’t just make music; they created a legacy that continues to inspire and influence new generations of artists and fans. Whether you’re a lifelong hip-hop head or a casual listener, 36 Chambers is an essential listen, a timeless piece of art that captures the essence of what makes rap so powerful. It’s rough, it’s raw, and it’s real—just like the Wu-Tang Clan themselves.
Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Saturdays, I will be reviewing Baywatch, which ran on NBC and then in syndication from 1989 to 2001. The entire show can be viewed on Tubi.
This week, some people stand in the darkness, afraid to move into the light.
Episode 2.14 “War of Nerves”
(Dir by Douglas Schwartz, originally aired on February 3rd, 1992)
Drug lord Mason Sato (Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa) has just gotten out of prison and he wants revenge of Mitch. For reasons that aren’t really explained beyond a shot of a newspaper headline that reads, “Hero Lifeguard Helps Police Take Down Drug Lord,” Mason blames Mitch for his arrest, Do lifeguards make arrests?
Mason stalks Mitch, Hobie, and Mitch’s girlfriend, Kaye (Pamela Bach). At first, Mitch doesn’t tell either Hobie or Kaye what’s going on. But when Mason asks Hobie to teach him how to use a boogie board, Mitch loses it and punches Mason out. Mason later kidnaps both Hobie and Kaye. This leads to a fight in an abandoned warehouse. Once the fight moves into the ocean, Mason nearly drowns but Mitch saves his life so he can go back to prison.
Meanwhile, Shauni asks Ben to teacher her how to surf. We never actually see Ben teaching her anything but we do get a lengthy montage as Ben remembers his days as a surfing lifeguard. Myself, I’m wondering how Ben, who we’ve been told can no longer swim because of a leg injury, suddenly stops limping in this episode.
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa was a magnetic villain but otherwise, this was Baywatch at its cheapest. The plot was by-the-book and it mostly seemed to exist so that Hasselhoff could play the action hero. This episode felt like a dry run for the first, non-supernatural season of Baywatch Nights. How many lifelong enemies has Mitch managed to make?
Today, the Shattered Lens wishes a happy birthday to the legendary Dustin Hoffman. This scene that I love comes from 1967’s The Graduate and it features Hoffman delivering one of the greatest lines of all time.
Today, the Shattered Lens wishes a happy birthday to the actor and musician Keith Carradine. Our song of the day is a song that Carradine wrote for and performed in the 1975 film, Nashville.
As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in a few weekly live tweets on Twitter and Mastodon. I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of #MondayActionMovie! Every week, we get together. We watch a movie. We tweet our way through it.
Tonight, at 10 pm et, #ScarySocial presents Sleepaway Camp 2!
If you want to join us this Saturday, just hop onto twitter, start the movie at 10 pm et, and use the #ScarySocial hashtag! It’s a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.
Sleepaway Camp 2 is available on Prime! See you there!
In 1989, Richard Marx was so busy touring that director Jim Yukich was forced to go with a simple approach to the video for Right Here Waiting. The footage of Marx performing the song in an empty auditorium was filmed in Los Angeles during a soundcheck. Black-and-white tour footage was then added to turn that soundcheck into a music video. Though the video was simple by necessity, it also captured the loneliness of being on the road and separated from your significant other.
Right Here Waiting was the second single off of Marx’s second studio album, Repeat Offender. He wrote the song for his then-wife Cynthia Rhodes, who was shooting a film in South Africa. It went on to become one of Marx’s biggest hits and is still regularly covered by other artists.
Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Fridays, I will be reviewing Freddy’s Nightmares, a horror anthology show which ran in syndication from 1988 to 1990. The entire series can be found on Tubi!
This week, we finish up Freddy’s Nightmares.
Episode 2.22 “Life Sentence”
(Dir by Anita W. Addison, originally aired on March 11th, 1990)
The final episode of Freddy’s Nightmares is also one of the most boring.
Just as with last week’s snoozefest, this episode takes place at the local prison. Andy (George De La Pena) is due to be released. Everyone knows that he killed a guard during an armored truck robbery but Andy blamed his accomplice Bruno (Ron Troncatty) and got away with a plea bargain. Andy can’t wait to get out of jail. He brags to the guy in the next cell about how he knows where all the money is hidden.
Uh-oh, it looks like the prison’s psychiatrist, Elaine Alamo (Penny Johnson Jerald), is trying to keep Andy imprisoned. What does Andy care? Sure, everyone hates him but Bruno’s in another prison and Andy’s got all that money waiting for him. However, when Andy finds out that Bruno has escaped, Andy no longer feels safe on the outside. However, Elaine has changed her mind about keeping Andy in jail because she wants Bruno to kill Andy because the guard the Andy killed was her father. So, Andy kills Elaine so he can stay in prison. But then Bruno gets captured and becomes Andy’s new cellmate. That’s the first story.
The second story features the prison’s warden, Hendler (John Milford), running for sheriff. He’s behind in the polls so he uses an experimental truth serum on Andy. Andy hallucinates that the Warden is Bruno and Andy tells him where the money is hidden. Then Andy dies from a heart attack. The Warden calls a press conference to announce that he’s found the money but Dr. Redman (Glynn Turman), the inventor of the serum, spikes the Warden’s drink and the Warden confesses to killing Andy.
Freddy doesn’t do anything in either one of these stories, other than appear in three host segments and tell a joke about dropping the soap.
This episode was incredibly dull. The low-budget was extremely obvious. (The Warden holds his press conference in the prison, presumably because the show couldn’t afford to dress another set.) Penny Johnson Jerald does a good job with her role but otherwise, this was a poorly acted episode that featured dull characters. Andy was unlikable. The Warden was unlikable. This episode was sad note for this show to go out on.
Of course, it’s not a shock that Freddy’s Nightmares ended with a bad episode. It wasn’t a very good show to begin with, There were a few above average episodes during the second season and the first season features some memorably grotesque moments but otherwise, Freddy’s Nightmares was too constrained by the standards of television to really live up to the legacy of A Nightmare on Elm Street. The best episode were the ones the featured Freddy getting involved in the plot but those were few and far between.
Freddy’s Nightmares did not get a grand finale. Instead, it just got a forgettable final episode. Unlike the Friday the 13th series, Freddy’s Nightmares never found a consistent tone or a compelling reason for existing.
Oh well. Next week, we’ll have a new show in this time slot. See you then!
“Because we’re here, lad. Nobody else. Just us. — Color Sergeant Frank Bourne
Cy Endfield’s Zulu is one of those old-fashioned war films that earns its epic reputation less through grand speeches or sentimental manipulation than through patience, physical detail, and an almost brutally simple premise: a small British force at Rorke’s Drift must hold its position against a vastly larger Zulu army. Released in 1964 and set during the Anglo-Zulu War of 1879, the film takes a historical event that could easily have become a stiff patriotic pageant and turns it into something tense, visually overwhelming, and surprisingly measured for its era. It is certainly built around British soldiers as its main point of identification, and it cannot fully escape the colonial framing of its story, but it gives the Zulu fighters a degree of discipline, courage, and humanity that many comparable films of the period would have denied them.
The opening has a deliberately sober quality. Before the siege gets underway, Endfield establishes the aftermath of the British disaster at Isandlwana, an event that hangs heavily over every decision made at the isolated mission station. Lieutenant John Chard, played by Stanley Baker, is not introduced as an obvious hero. He is an engineer officer who finds himself unexpectedly in command, unsure of what authority he truly has and visibly aware that the situation may be hopeless. Michael Caine, in one of his early major roles, plays Lieutenant Gonville Bromhead as the more aristocratic and initially dismissive counterpart. Their relationship is a familiar clash of temperaments, but the actors keep it from becoming too cartoonish. Baker gives Chard a practical, weary steadiness, while Caine makes Bromhead’s pride feel like both a weakness and a defense mechanism.
What makes Zulu work so well is how clearly it understands the mechanics of a siege. The film takes time to show men sorting supplies, moving mealie bags, organizing firing lines, reinforcing walls, and deciding which buildings can or cannot be held. That attention to logistics gives the action real weight. When the Zulu army finally appears along the hillsides, it is not just a cue for spectacle. It is the moment when every earlier decision becomes frighteningly important. The defenders are not winning through superhuman skill; they are surviving because they build, adapt, reload, retreat, and improvise faster than the situation can collapse around them.
Endfield’s command of scale is still impressive. The broad South African landscapes make the station seem tiny and exposed, while the formations of Zulu warriors moving across the terrain have a force that CGI-heavy battle scenes often struggle to recreate. The action is not especially graphic by contemporary standards, but it is physically convincing. Bodies fall, rifles jam, ammunition runs low, and the walls that seemed secure a few minutes earlier suddenly look inadequate. The battles have a clean visual geography as well. You can generally understand where the soldiers are positioned, where the attacks are coming from, and why a breach in one area threatens everyone else. That clarity is a major reason the film remains so watchable.
The Zulu warriors are filmed with genuine awe. They are the opposition in a military sense, but the movie rarely treats them as faceless monsters. Their attacks are coordinated, their persistence is formidable, and the British soldiers repeatedly acknowledge their courage. One of the film’s strongest ideas is that the men on both sides are forced to recognize the ability of the other. The final exchange of salutes is still powerful because it does not feel like a cheap declaration that war is noble. Instead, it feels like exhausted recognition after a catastrophe that has demanded terrible losses from everyone involved.
The film deserves credit for this, particularly considering the era in which it was made, although it still gives the Zulu perspective far less interiority than the British one. Individual British soldiers receive backstories, doubts, comic beats, and personal arcs; the Zulu fighters are mainly presented as a collective force. That limitation matters because the actual Anglo-Zulu War was not simply a neutral contest between two equally situated military forces. It occurred within the larger reality of British colonial expansion, and the film only lightly touches the political forces that made the battle possible. Zulu is more respectful than many older war movies, but it is not free of the assumptions of its time.
The historical side of Zulu is one of its most interesting qualities. The film does a very good job at historical accuracy, which is a rarity for films depicting real-life historical events, especially in the way it presents the basic structure of the defense at Rorke’s Drift: a badly outnumbered British garrison fortifying the station and enduring repeated Zulu assaults. Its investment in terrain, formations, material conditions, and the general progression of the battle makes the event feel researched rather than casually invented. The staging has a sense of military procedure that helps sell the defense as something grounded in a real crisis rather than merely a legend inflated for the screen.
That said, the characterization of the historical people involved was not as accurate, which is where the dramatic license comes in. The most famous example is Private Henry Hook, played with rough comic energy by James Booth. In the film, Hook begins as an unruly alcoholic and apparent coward before proving himself under fire. The real Henry Hook was a disciplined soldier and a teetotaler, making the movie version an almost total reinvention built around the satisfying “unlikely hero” arc. Bromhead is also simplified into a more inexperienced upper-class officer than the historical man appears to have been, while Colour Sergeant Bourne is made into a weathered older veteran despite having been only 24 at the time. These choices make sense as storytelling devices, but they are worth recognizing because they shape the viewer’s emotional understanding of the people involved.
There are other liberties that are harder to overlook once you know the history. The film presents the 24th Regiment as strongly Welsh and builds toward the memorable use of “Men of Harlech,” even though the regiment was not formally the South Wales Borderers at the time and the song was not its regimental song during the battle. The famous singing exchange between the defenders and the Zulus is also pure cinema rather than a recorded historical occurrence. It is a great scene on its own terms—moving, tense, and an effective pause before the final strain of the battle—but it also shows how Zulu turns history into myth. The movie is at its best when its embellishments intensify the human stakes without pretending that they are literal fact.
The performances throughout are solid, even when the writing leans into broad types. Stanley Baker holds the center with quiet authority, avoiding the temptation to make Chard a conventionally inspirational leader. Michael Caine is more visibly theatrical, but that suits Bromhead’s gradual shift from aloofness to responsibility. Jack Hawkins brings warmth and moral conviction to Reverend Witt, while Nigel Green’s Colour Sergeant Bourne provides the hard military backbone of the defense. James Booth is entertaining as Hook, even if the character’s historical distortion is unfortunate. The ensemble works because the film makes room for fear, resentment, class tension, and stubborn professionalism. These men do not suddenly become perfect comrades; they simply realize they have no choice but to depend on one another.
John Barry’s score deserves mention too. The music has the grandeur expected from a film of this size, but it does not overwhelm every scene with triumph. It often emphasizes rhythm and mounting pressure instead, helping the battle feel like a sustained ordeal. The sound of rifle fire, shouted commands, and the Zulu war chants combines with the score to create an atmosphere that is both stirring and unnerving. Even viewers who know the outcome can feel the uncertainty of each new attack because the film never lets the defense seem comfortably under control.
Ultimately, Zulu is a compelling and visually magnificent war film that remains worth watching precisely because it is not as simple as its reputation might suggest. It can be thrilling without being entirely celebratory, respectful without being fully equitable, and historically attentive without being historically pure. Its battle reconstruction is unusually convincing, while its treatment of real individuals often bends the truth to create clearer dramatic roles. That tension is part of what makes the film so fascinating. It is a classic piece of large-scale filmmaking, anchored by memorable performances and superb action staging, but it is also a reminder that even a relatively careful historical movie can turn real people and complex colonial history into a more streamlined story. Zulu does not offer the final word on Rorke’s Drift, but as cinema, it remains tough, exciting, and far more thoughtful than a standard war spectacle.