This cover is from 1974.
Music Video of the Day: Hold On Tight by Electric Light Orchestra (1981, directed by Mike Mansfield)
At the time it was released, this video was the most expensive music video ever filmed. It was estimated to have cost £40,000, with the majority of the money going to recreating scenes from 1940s serials.
Director Mike Mansfield also did videos for Kim Wilde, Ozzy Osbourne, The Cure, The Moody Blues, and almost every other prominent British band of the early 80s.
Enjoy!
Film Review: The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh (dir. by Gilbert Moses)

“The stars don’t lie. I do, but they don’t.” — Mona Mondieu
Winning is usually the whole point of a sports movie, but The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh makes a pretty good case for looking fabulous while you figure everything else out. Gilbert Moses’s 1979 basketball comedy is full of music, outlandish ideas, and the kind of confidence that can make a shaky premise surprisingly entertaining. Its plot involves rebuilding a losing team through astrology, which should tell you how much realistic sports management to expect. The movie is messy, sometimes sluggish, and not nearly as funny as it wants to be. Yet its greatest asset is enthusiasm, especially when it stops explaining itself and lets basketball and music take over.
The struggling team is the Pittsburgh Pythons, whose star player, Moses Guthrie, cannot single-handedly turn things around. Guthrie is played by Julius “Dr. J.” Erving, and casting a basketball legend gives the film an immediate advantage: nobody needs convincing that this guy belongs on the court. The unconventional rescue plan comes from Tyrone Millman, the team’s young ballboy, played by James Bond III. Tyrone turns to astrologer Mona Mondieu, played by Stockard Channing, and together they pursue a roster built around Guthrie’s zodiac sign. With enough Pisces playing together, the thinking goes, chemistry should take care of itself. The newly named Pittsburgh Pisces are born.
As a hook, that is silly in an appealingly specific way. Plenty of sports comedies bring together oddballs and hope their clashing personalities will generate laughs. This one adds the suggestion that the universe has already handled the personnel decisions. The astrology gives the familiar comeback story an eccentric identity, and the movie deserves some credit for not constantly winking at its own ridiculousness. Tyrone believes in the plan, Mona has her own unusual authority, and the story gives their scheme room to work. The audience is not asked to take astrology seriously so much as accept it as the rule of this particular playground.
The trouble is that the setup promises more comic invention than the screenplay consistently delivers. Once the players have been gathered, the narrative becomes much more ordinary. The team improves, the games provide milestones, and the expected feel-good trajectory settles into place. There is nothing inherently wrong with a predictable sports story, but predictability needs support from strong characters or especially good jokes. Here, both are uneven. Too many players feel like introductions waiting for further development. We understand that they are a colorful bunch, but the film does not always give us enough reason to care about them individually.
Some of that broad characterization has also aged badly. Winston Running Hawk, the Native American player, is an obvious example of the movie leaning on a stereotype instead of building a personality. Those shortcuts make the comedy feel lazier than its central idea deserves. A film about discovering an unexpected connection among outsiders ought to be curious about the people making that connection. Instead, it sometimes seems satisfied simply to put unusual figures in the same uniform. The result is a team whose visual identity is stronger than its emotional one. You can enjoy watching the Pisces without becoming particularly invested in everybody wearing the jersey.
Erving is the exception, although not because he turns out to be a natural screen actor. His dialogue scenes can feel stiff, and the romantic material involving Guthrie and Tyrone’s sister, Toby, played by Margaret Avery, never develops much spark. On the court, however, the movie suddenly has something it cannot fake. Erving’s movement is fluid, assured, and genuinely pleasurable to watch. His athletic ability supplies the charisma that the dramatic scenes struggle to capture. Rather than wishing he were a more polished actor, you start wishing the movie would stop interrupting him with scenes that require a different set of skills.
Channing and James Bond III help keep the off-court material alive. Mona’s eccentricity fits the movie’s peculiar logic, while Tyrone supplies the sincere desire underneath the gimmick. His faith in the team gives the story a small but useful emotional anchor. Still, the most reliable source of energy is Thom Bell’s soundtrack. The music gives the basketball sequences a buoyancy that makes the film feel less like a conventional competition narrative and more like an extended celebration. When the action and soundtrack click together, the looseness becomes easier to accept. You stop waiting for the next plot development and start enjoying the atmosphere.
That atmosphere reaches its natural peak in the extravagant arena spectacle, complete with silver-lamé uniforms and a hot-air-balloon entrance. It is excessive, but excess is where this movie feels most comfortable. The flashier it becomes, the less its ordinary storytelling seems to matter. That does not magically repair the weak jokes or thin relationships, but it makes clear what the film has been reaching for all along: not sporting realism, but a fantasy in which a basketball team can become the center of a joyful, slightly ridiculous communal event.
The fairest way to judge The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh is probably by the mood it leaves behind rather than the strength of its story. Its flaws are easy to list, and a tighter script could have made much better use of its cast and premise. Even so, there is something appealing about a movie that treats basketball as an excuse for imagination rather than another lesson in grit. It does not earn every laugh or emotional payoff, but it earns some affection through sheer commitment to its own oddball pleasures. The Pisces may need the stars to align; the movie mostly needs the music turned up and Erving back on the court.
Late Night Retro Television Review: 1st & Ten 5.10 “Heaven Help Me”
Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Wednesdays, I will be reviewing 1st and Ten, which aired in syndication from 1984 to 1991. The entire series is streaming on Tubi.
This week, the Bulls have got a problem on the field!
Episode 5.10 “Heaven Help Me”
(Dir by Stan Lathan, originally aired on December 20th, 1989)
Due to a bad call from an incompetent referee, the Bulls lose a close game. Coach Denardo gets angry and takes it out on the players. Kristy (Shannon Tweed) and TD Parker (OJ Simpson) suspect that the referee might have an agenda of his own. What can be done? Maybe TD knows someone who is good with a knife….
Fortunately, it doesn’t go that far. Kristy does some research and discovers that, in his day job, the referee does business with a rival owner. She goes to the Commissioner with her suspicions and the Commissioner agrees to take the referee out of the rotation. Wow, that was simple.
Meanwhile, Coach Denardo is visited by the spirits of Vince Lombardi (Ralph Monaco) and Bear Bryant (Bob Larkin), who both inform him that he’s going to go to Hell unless he’s nicer to his players. Before the next game, Denardo tells the players that he’s proud of them and that he just wants them to do their best. With the referee having been permanently retired, the Bulls win the game. Yay! Coach Denardo is going to Heaven!
Finally, Jethro meets a woman (Deborah Lacey) who claims to be the princess of an African nation. Jethro falls for her and is forgiving when he discovers that she’s actually just a maid.
This was another strange episode of 1st & Ten. The episode features three plots that really didn’t go anywhere. But I guess the important thing is that the Bulls are going to the playoffs and OJ didn’t have to kill anyone. That’s a victory in my book.
Retro Television Review: The Love Boat 8.19 and 8.20 “Scandinavia Cruise: Girl of the Midnight Sun/There’ll Be Some Changes Made/Too Many Isaacs/Mr. Smith Goes to Stockholm”
Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Wednesdays, I will be reviewing the original Love Boat, which aired on ABC from 1977 to 1986! The series can be streamed on Paramount Plus!
This week, we’ve got a special two-hour episode of The Love Boat!
Episodes 8.19 and 8.20 “Scandinavia Cruise: Girl of the Midnight Sun/There’ll Be Some Changes Made/Too Many Isaacs/Mr. Smith Goes to Stockholm”
(Dir by Robert Scheerer, originally aired on February 2nd, 1985)
The Love Boat is going to Oslo and Stockholm!
This is another one of those two-hour episodes that largely served as a travelogue. Let’s just say that there are a lot of scenes of the crew members wandering around Oslo and Stockholm and pointing out all of the historic buildings. That said, there is the usual collection of guest stars.
Jack Klugman plays a man who wants to reduce the size of his nose. He meets and falls for Susannah York. In one of those mix-ups that could only happen on a sitcom, she gets it into her head that he’s going to Sweden to get a sex-change operation, and she makes it her mission to change his mind.
John Davidson plays the vice president of a suntan lotion company who has been tasked with finding a Scandinavian model to pose for the company’s ads. He thinks that he’s found the perfect candidate in Greta (Christopher Norris). How will he react when he discovers that Greta is actually just an American pretending to be Swedish? Do you think they’ll fall in love?
Priscilla Barnes plays a Swedish actress who appears to be fascinated with Gopher. Gopher briefly resigns from the cruise to join her father’s company. Don’t worry, he comes back.
Here’s the thing, though. While all of this is going on, Telly Savalas is playing a mad scientist who has built a robot that looks exactly like Isaac. He has hired Janet Jackson to distract the real Isaac so that the robot Isaac can commit a daring daylight robbery. His plan is for the real Isaac to be arrested. He almost succeeds until the robot Isaac malfunctions in a hallway. “That’s not Isaac!” Doc Bricker says.
Remarkably, Isaac is amazingly untraumatized by all of this. He even pretends to act like a robot after Savalas and Janet Jackson are arrested. The entire crew laughs. It really seems like this story should have left everyone feeling a bit more uneasy than it did.
Still, the Scandinavian countries were lovely to look at, and watching this old episode of The Love Boat on Wednesday helped to distract me from the fact that a political party that doesn’t have the guts to condemn anti-Semitism swept the midterms. That’s really the best thing that a show like this can do. That’s why I love The Love Boat.
Film Review: The Abyss (dir. by James Cameron)

“We all see what we want to see. Coffey looks and he sees Russians. He sees hate and fear. You have to look with better eyes than that.” — Lindsey Brigman
James Cameron has never seemed particularly interested in keeping things small, but The Abyss gets much of its power from people who can barely move. They’re trapped in tight compartments, weighed down by equipment, and forced to make decisions while the ocean presses in around them. His 1989 underwater adventure turns those restrictions into gripping entertainment, then asks the story to carry a troubled marriage and a message about humanity’s future. It’s an uneven combination, but an engaging one. This review covers the 171-minute extended Special Edition, which can be considered Cameron’s preferred cut, with its fuller character development and substantially expanded ending.
The story begins with an American nuclear submarine sinking after an encounter with something unexplained. A civilian drilling crew is recruited to assist a Navy SEAL team, turning its underwater platform into the headquarters for a tense recovery operation. Bud Brigman, played by Ed Harris, runs the civilian side with the weary confidence of someone accustomed to solving problems without outside help. Then his estranged wife, Lindsey, arrives because she designed the platform and understands its capabilities. That’s good news for the operation, less welcome news for Bud, and an effective way to make an already uncomfortable workplace even more volatile.
Cameron gives that workplace enough personality that the danger matters before the plot gets especially strange. The crew members tease each other, complain about instructions, and handle complicated machinery with practiced familiarity. Their conversations don’t always advance the story, which is part of why they work. These people seem to have lives and routines beyond whatever emergency the movie has prepared for them. Some supporting characters remain broad sketches, but their reactions help establish the group’s identity. You believe they’ve spent enough time together to recognize when an argument is harmless and when someone has become a genuine problem.
The platform itself contributes just as much to that credibility. Its passageways, working areas, and sleeping quarters feel designed around necessity rather than comfort. Cameron gives you enough familiarity with the space that damage has consequences beyond the immediate thrill of water bursting through an opening. A flooded room means a route lost, equipment gone, or another reduction in the crew’s already narrow options. Outside, lights reveal only fragments of an environment that remains overwhelmingly dark. The contrast is unsettling: the platform is claustrophobic, but leaving it means entering a space so vast and indifferent that the cramped interior starts looking reassuring.
Harris anchors the film by making Bud capable without making him invulnerable. He has the authority of a man who will take the difficult job himself, but that same stubbornness causes problems when persistence isn’t the answer. You can see why the crew trusts him and why living with him might be exhausting. Harris lets those qualities coexist rather than separating Bud into admirable and flawed versions. His warmth doesn’t erase his defensiveness, and his courage doesn’t mean he always knows what he’s doing. That makes him a useful center for a story that eventually moves far beyond anything its characters can reasonably understand.
Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio gives Lindsey the sharp edges needed to make their relationship convincing. She isn’t simply waiting for Bud to demonstrate his worth, and her professional confidence doesn’t disappear whenever the film wants an emotional moment. She can be impatient and cutting, sometimes unnecessarily so, but Mastrantonio allows concern to surface beneath the defensiveness. Her scenes with Harris suggest arguments repeated so often that both people know their parts. They’re good at identifying each other’s weaknesses and less accomplished at acknowledging their own. The affection remains visible, though neither seems eager to make the first move toward admitting it.
The extended edition gives that conflict more room, which matters because the romance needs to function as more than an interruption between emergencies. Bud and Lindsey don’t resolve their differences through one convenient conversation. Instead, the situation gradually exposes how much attention they still pay to each other. Irritation and concern keep occupying the same moments. The wedding ring becomes a particularly effective detail, connecting the marriage to the physical action without requiring another argument about what commitment means. Cameron isn’t always subtle, but he understands the value of giving an emotional idea a concrete object that can matter within a scene.
Michael Biehn’s Lieutenant Coffey brings a more dangerous response to uncertainty. Biehn plays him with a rigid intensity that becomes increasingly unsettling as his judgment deteriorates. Coffey responds to confusion by tightening control, even when that response makes the situation worse. There’s something frightening about a man who mistakes escalating fear for clear thinking, especially when he retains the authority and weapons to act on it. The writing occasionally leans too heavily on the contrast between aggressive soldiers and adaptable civilians. Still, Biehn gives Coffey enough nervous physicality that he registers as an immediate threat rather than merely the representative of a bad idea.
As an action director, Cameron understands how to make a simple objective feel almost impossible. A character has to reach a doorway, repair a system, or cover a distance with too little air. The underwater setting adds resistance to everything, and the film makes that resistance tangible. People struggle with equipment, lose visibility, and spend precious time doing things that would be easy on land. The sequences generally establish their geography and stakes clearly, so suspense comes from anticipating failure rather than trying to understand the editing. Even success rarely brings much relief. Everyone looks increasingly exhausted, and the next task always seems to demand energy nobody has left.
That exhaustion becomes emotionally devastating in the resuscitation sequence. Cameron keeps the scene going long enough to strip away the reassurance that a movie usually offers when a major character is in danger. Harris lets Bud’s practical determination collapse into desperation, exposing feelings he has struggled to express in ordinary conversation. It’s forceful, openly manipulative filmmaking, and not everyone will welcome how hard it pushes. But the intensity has a foundation. The relationship has established what could be lost, while the crew’s helpless presence makes the moment feel painfully public. People accustomed to fixing problems reach the limit of what effort and expertise can accomplish.
The visitors offer something beyond another threat, and the water-tentacle encounter works beautifully because curiosity briefly takes over from fear. There’s humor in it, and an intimacy that feels surprising after so much noise and conflict. The effect matters because it allows a strange intelligence to interact with people on a recognizable emotional level. For a moment, the movie stops treating the unknown as an obstacle. The extended ending then expands that possibility into a confrontation with human violence, bringing international tensions and enormous thousand-foot waves into the resolution. It gives the visitors a clearer purpose, but turns suggestion into a rather blunt explanation. Cameron’s sincerity remains appealing even when his argument becomes too simple.
What makes The Abyss memorable is the way its tenderness survives all that machinery, noise, and pressure. The extended edition occasionally explains what its strongest scenes have already made clear, and its global ambitions aren’t as persuasive as its intimate observations. Yet Harris and Mastrantonio keep pulling it toward something believable: two difficult people discovering that their attachment still matters. Cameron gives that possibility the same attention he gives a failing oxygen supply, treating trust as something that requires effort and carries consequences. Not every grand statement lands, but the quieter feeling underneath does. After so much struggle just to stay alive, having someone worth reaching for feels like a convincing reward.
Film Review: Primetime (dir by Lance Oppenheim)
“What are you doing here?” Chris Hansen (Robert Pattinson) asks a man in a kitchen at the start of Primetime.
What are you doing here? That’s a question that several people struggle to answer over the course of the film. The man in the kitchen really doesn’t have an answer, though we know that he’s there because he thought he would be meeting an underage person for sex. And we know that Hansen is there because he’s the host of To Catch a Predator, a show that a lot of people now pretend they didn’t watch even though we all did.
What are you doing here? That’s a question that Dan Plum (Skyler Gisondo) also struggles to answer throughout the film. When we first see Dan, he’s being filmed as he explains that he doesn’t have an agent and that he’s not in the union but he has done some commercial work. Dan doesn’t know what he’s auditioning for. It’s only after he’s cast that he learns that he’s been cast not for his musical theater background but instead because he can convincingly pass for a 13-year-old. While the members of an organization called Perverted Justice entice pedophiles to come visit them at their “home,” Dan is the one who actually greets them at the door and gets them to come inside so that they can be confronted by Chris Hansen and his camera crew. At first, Dan feels awkward about being a decoy. Then, after one pedophile exposes himself, Dan is frightened by it. Chris’s producer, Andie (Merritt Wever), encourages Chris to take Dan under his wing as a protégé in order to keep Dan with the show. Soon, Dan is approaching his decoy work like an actor preparing for a great stage role.
What are we doing here? That’s the question that Andie wonders when Chris insists on filming an episode in the suburbs of Texas instead of on the then-hot Jersey Shore. Chris has been told by Xavier Von Erck (Matthew Maher), the founder of Perverted Justice, that he’s tracked down a pedophile who has political connections. Chris and Xavier are hoping for a Congressman or maybe someone even bigger. (When Andie expresses some reservations at not knowing for sure who they’re going after, “sensitive” guy Xavier descends very quickly into misogyny.) Instead, they have to settle for an assistant district attorney named Bill Conradt (Alex Winter). When Conradt, after talking to Dan on the phone and promising to come meet him at the house, fails to show up, Chris and Andie decide to confront Conradt at his home.
What am I doing here? Andie asks herself perhaps more than anyone else in the film. Having been with To Catch a Predator since the beginning, she’s been offered a chance to skip over to another network and produce a show called What Would You Do? What Would You Do? copies To Catch a Predator‘s humiliation format but instead of targeting pedophiles, it targets people who fail to return a wallet or who don’t speak up when an actor says something insensitive. If To Catch A Predator can at least claim to be putting bad people in jail, What Would You Do? can’t even pretend that it’s making the world a better place. Primetime suggests that humiliation, and not justice, was the true lifeblood of To Catch a Predator.
What are we doing here? That’s the question that the audience is forced to consider. Did we watch To Catch a Predator because we wanted to see bad people arrested or did we watch it because we enjoyed watching someone realize, on camera, that his life was essentially over? And are we watching Primetime because we’re interested in what it has to say about the show and the man at the center of it or are we watching because we’re nostalgic for the show that abruptly ended after Bill Conradt shot himself in his home? Did we watch originally because we were worried about the dangers of online predators or did we watch so we could laugh?
Primetime raises a lot of questions and, to its credit, it doesn’t offer up any easy answers. Indeed, it’s brave enough to admit that there is no either/or. Yes, To Catch a Predator‘s main appeal might be the spectacle of humiliation but that doesn’t mean that the men who appeared on the show weren’t deserving of it. The film’s ambiguity extends to its portrayal of Bill Conradt, who talks to someone whom he believes to be underage on the phone but who apparently changes his mind about going to the address that he’s given. Conradt suddenly finds himself staring out of his office window at an army of cops and cameramen. Earlier one of those cops is shown getting a Subway sandwich and glancing at a poster celebrating Jared Fogle. As Jeff Zucker (poorly playing himself) puts it to Chris Hansen, To Catch a Predator may be a sleazy show but it’s what America wants.
With the exception of Zucker, the entire cast is impressive. Not surprisingly the film is dominated by Robert Pattinson, who plays Chris Hansen as being neurotic and obsessive. While Hansen grills the men unlucky enough to be caught on camera and asks them how their families would feel, he cheats on his wife with another woman and his idea of a family night is to gather his kids in the living room so they can watch him on TV. Hansen enjoys his fame and he enjoys playing the righteous avenger but he’s full of envy for “serious” journalists like Stone Phillips (played, with the appropriate amount of smug smarminess, by Bill Heck). In one of the film’s strangest moments, he tells Dan about going to India and confronting an “ancient evil” that retreated into a cave only after the villagers that it tormented started to kill each other. Is Hansen telling the truth or is he playing a role? Even he doesn’t seem to know for sure.
The film starts out as a stylized and darkly humorous look at fame and the media in America. However, as it progresses, Primetime takes on the elements of a filmed nightmare, with Hansen moving through the shadows like an almost soulless demon. What is he doing there? By the end of the movie, not even Chris Hansen seems to know for sure.
Song of the Day: One Of These Mornings by Moby
Oh, how I love this song. It brings tears to my mismatched eyes. If you’re even driving on a country road at either sunrise or sunset, play this song. It’ll change your life.
I sang this song last night when Texas went blue, my own private message to anyone thinking of trying to amend the state constitution to allow an income tax. Come after my money and one of these mornings, I’ll be gone.
Here is Moby’s One Of These Mornings.
Scenes That I Love: Travis Bickle’s Paranoid Monologue from Taxi Driver
Today’s scene that I love is this classic moment from Taxi Driver. I imagine this is how Michigan’s Senator Elect talks to himself in private.
4 Shots From 4 Films: Special Frederick Elmes Edition
4 Shots From 4 Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!
Today, we wish a happy birthday to cinematographer Frederick Elmes! It’s time for….
4 Shots From 4 Frederick Elmes Films







