Review: Society of the Snow (dir. by J. A. Bayona)


 “Now when they remember us, they ask themselves: Why didn’t we all get to come back? What does it all mean? You’ll need to find out yourselves. ‘Cause the answer is in you.” — Numa Turcatti

Society of the Snow is the kind of survival movie that sneaks up on you, starting as a rugby team’s joyride and morphing into an existential gut-punch about faith, God, and what binds people when hell freezes over. Directed by J.A. Bayona, it revisits the 1972 Andes crash of Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571, stranding the Old Christians rugby club, pals, and kin in a snowy nightmare 72 days long. No heroes hog the spotlight; it’s an ensemble of mostly newbie Uruguayan and Argentinian actors embodying a group forged by crisis, tackling taboos like cannibalism not as shock value, but as a collective leap of desperate faith.

The setup hooks you quick: carefree banter on the flight from Montevideo to Santiago, singalongs, rugby dreams bubbling. Then boom—the wings shear off, the fuselage cartwheels into a glacier, and 45 souls face subzero isolation with slim rescue odds. Bayona’s crash sequence is visceral chaos: screams swallowed by crunching metal, bodies tumbling, sudden silence under starlit peaks. It’s not Hollywood gloss; it’s the indifferent brutality of nature claiming lives, leaving the rest to improvise in a metal tomb.

Early days blur into tending wounds, rationing snacks, scanning skies for choppers that never come. Characters emerge gradually—Numa Turcatti’s narration grounds us, Nando Parrado’s grit shines later, Roberto Canessa’s smarts anchor medicine—but it’s the group’s dynamic that carries the load. Some introductions rush by, making deaths more statistical than soul-crushing at first, a fair knock since 16 eventually perish from crashes, avalanches, exposure. Still, that haze mirrors real panic, where faces and flickers of personality become your lifeline.

As weeks grind on, Society of the Snow almost becomes an existential exercise in the meaning of faith, belief in God, and how disaster can pull survivors together despite their differences to make that collective decision to perform something that others safe and sound would consider abhorrent. These devout Catholics debate God’s role: Is the crash punishment, test, or sheer accident? Priests invoke Eucharist parallels—body of Christ sustaining the living—while doubters rage at a silent heaven amid freezing nights and howling winds. Disaster doesn’t just bond them through shared misery; it forces this collective buy-in, where atheists, believers, and everyone in between hash it out in the fuselage’s dim light, snow piling up outside.

Differences in personality or background fade fast when hypothermia and starvation make every choice a referendum on humanity itself; rugby jocks, quiet thinkers, hotheads form a tribe, voting on the unthinkable: eating the dead to cheat death themselves. Safe outsiders might recoil in horror, but up there, it’s reframed as sacred reciprocity, a group oath blending survival instinct with spiritual rationale. Bayona doesn’t linger on gore—he shows enough to unsettle, focusing on the hushed consent, the tears, the way it reshapes their souls without breaking the bond.

Visually, it’s stunning restraint: Pedro Luque’s cinematography paints the Andes as majestic jailer, vast whites dwarfing ant-like survivors. Makeup sells the toll—cheeks hollow, skin ashen, eyes haunted—as bodies waste away on meager flesh. Sound design immerses: fuselage creaks like a dying beast, wind a constant roar, silence after avalanches deafening. Score stays subtle, melancholic strings underscoring faith’s quiet wrestling rather than cueing cheap tears.

Mid-film drags a tad, the routine of despair—avalanche buries them alive, failed expeditions limp back—testing patience as it mirrors their grind. At 144 minutes, repetition risks numbing, though it aptly conveys time’s cruelty. Humor peeks through: dumb jokes, rugby chants, home stories keeping spirits flickering, proving they’re not just victims but vibrant lives interrupted.

Climax shifts to Parrado and Canessa’s epic trek—shoeless, rag-wrapped, scaling cliffs with rugby posts as ice axes. Physically punishing to watch, it culminates in that eerie rescue meet: a gaucho across a torrent, civilization’s whisper after eternity. Their return sparks media frenzy, but the film ends introspective, faith renewed not in miracles, but in human will and collective defiance.

Bayona’s take earns widespread acclaim, including Oscar nods for International Feature, makeup, and score, praising its dignity over prior adaptations like Alive. It honors survivors’ input, shot partly on location with Uruguayan authenticity. Downsides? Ensemble sprawl blurs some arcs; heavy themes demand stamina, no popcorn thrills here. If gore or bleakness turns you off, skip it—but for raw humanity amid atrocity, it’s top-tier.

Ultimately, Society of the Snow lingers because it asks: What’s faith when God seems absent? How does abhorrence become salvation through unity? Just as Frank Marshall’s 1993 Alive left an indelible mark on that generation’s filmgoers, grappling with survival’s raw ethics amid the early ’90s thirst for true-story grit, this film resonates powerfully in today’s fractured world. In an age of endless online division and existential dread—from climate crises to global unrest—it spotlights unbreakable human bonds forged in the worst conditions, reminding us that shared ordeal can still transcend differences and redefine what we’re capable of. Disaster doesn’t divide; it welds them, turning horror into testament. Powerful, flawed, profoundly human.

Lifetime Film Review: The Pastor Who Preys (dir by Linden Ashby)


Caleb Whitley (Daniel Stine) is an energetic and handsome pastor who is also a coach at the local high school.  His father was a pastor and Caleb inherited the church that his old man founded.  Caleb’s loyal mother, Hattie (Annette Saunders), is there to protect Caleb in all that he does because she believes that he is meant for something special.  Caleb’s wife, Jenn (Clark Sarullo), appears to be the perfect pastor’s wife.  She’s blonde, she’s composed, and she always seem to have control over the situation.

And that’s good because Caleb …. well, Caleb often falls to temptation.

Caleb is the type of pastor who makes a big deal about running shirtless every morning so that the single women of the neighborhood can appreciate him.  Caleb says he’s just trying to take care of his body but we all know what he’s doing.  Caleb also has a history of cheating on Jenn and his mistresses have a tendency to turn up dead once they become inconvenient.  Is the Pastor truly preying?  Or is something else happening?

That’s what fashion designer Nicole (Amanda Nicholas) is determined to find out.  After her cousin, Amanda (Analisa Wall) is found dead, Nicole immediately suspects the pastor.  She shares her concerns with Detective Chandler (Wade Hunt Williams) but does she have any proof?  Not yet….

I should say a few words about Detective Chandler.  There are a lot of memorable characters to be found in The Pastor Who Preys but Detective Chandler is one of the most entertaining, just because he seems to be so genuinely perplexed by everything that he hears.  Most detectives tend to be cynical but Detective Chandler seems to be genuinely shocked at the idea that the pastor could be a serial adulterer.  When the detective later talks to Jenn about the rumors of her husband’s infidelity, he has no problem revealing the name of the person who said that Caleb’s a cheater.  It seems like most detectives would know better than to reveal the name to a potential suspect.  Chandler is so incompetent at his job that he becomes oddly likable.  I mean, he’s just trying so hard!  His facial expressions during the film’s finale really should be put in a museum.

This is a Lifetime church melodrama.  I have to admit that almost everything I know about protestant churches, I learned from watching Lifetime.  I’ve learned that the pastors are always charismatic but they shouldn’t be trusted.  The church men always want to get home to watch the game.  The church women always spend their meetings gossiping about who is cheating on whom.  There’s always a divorcee who wears leopard-print dresses and who has her eye on the pastor.  In this film, that role is filled by Lacey (Erika Monet Butters) and she’s definitely the best character in the film.

The Pastor Who Preys is an enjoyable melodrama in the time-honored Lifetime tradition.  It offers up several credible suspects and I have to admit that my first guess as to who was guilty turned out to be wrong.  Caleb is one smooth operator.  I expect he’ll return when they get around to The Pastor Who Stalked Me.

Scenes I Love: Ronn Moss Blows Up An Assassin in Hard Ticket To Hawaii


Today, we celebrate the birthday of actor and musician, Ronn Moss!

In honor of this day, here is a classic scene from Hard Ticket to Hawaii!  In this scene that I love, Ronn Moss not only blows up a skateboard assassin but the assassin’s sex doll as well.  No one messes with Ronn Moss, his driver, or the Molokai cops!

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special Adrian Lyne Edition


4 Shots From 4 Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!

Today’s the Shattered Lens wishes a happy 85th birthday to the British director, Adrian Lyne!  Lyne was one of the many British director to start his career by making commercials.  (Alan Parker and Tony and Ridley Scott also followed a same career path.)  He brought the same technique that inspired people to buy products to his films and the enf result was some of the most stylish films of the 80s, 90s, and the aughts.  Lyne hasn’t directed many films but his lasting influence cannot be denied.

It’s times for….

4 Shots From 4 Adrian Lyne Films

Flashdance (1983, dir by Adrian Lyne, DP: Donald Peterman)

Fatal Attraction (1987, dir by Adrian Lyne, DP: Howard Atherton)

Jacob’s Ladder (1990, dir by Adrian Lyne, DP: Jeffrey L. Kimball)

Indecent Proposal (1993, dir by Adrian Lyne, DP: Howard Atherton)

Late Night Retro Television Review: Pacific Blue 3.17 “House Party”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Tuesdays, I will be reviewing Pacific Blue, a cop show that aired from 1996 to 2000 on the USA Network!  It’s currently streaming everywhere, though I’m watching it on Tubi.

This week, the bicycle cops screw up again.

Episode 3.17 “House Party”

(Dir by Michael Levine, originally aired on February 1st, 1997)

One of the one more entertaining things about Pacific Blue is witnessing how bad the bicycle cops actually are at their job.

I don’t think that was intentional on the part of the show.  I think the show meant for us to watch TC, Palermo, and Victor on their bikes and think to ourselves, “Those are the men that I want protecting me!”  However, the narrative demands of an hour show required that the bike cops always screw up in some way, whether it’s failing to catch the bad guys the first time that they commit a crime or suspecting the wrong guy while working undercover or just letting their personal lives get in the way of their professional judgment.  Combine that with some bad scripts and a group of actors who struggled with showing any emotion beyond grim annoyance and you have a show about cops who are not only incompetent but also kind of rude.

That’s certainly the case with this week’s episode.  Not only do they allow an escaped murderer (Currie Graham) to grab a gun and take over the station but then TC proceeds to spend almost the entire episode arguing with Palermo and the SWAT team because Chris is among those being held hostage on the inside.  When the cops realize that the murderer’s girlfriend is somewhere on the beach, they put Cory in a chicken uniform and have her walk around pretending to hand out flyers for a restaurant.  “Chickelicous,” Cory says as she walks along the beach.  Of course, the murder’s girlfriend spots her and taking off running.  Guess what?  It’s not easy to chase someone when you’re dressed like a chicken!  Seriously, I can understand trying to maintain some element of surprise but why would they put Coy in a costume that severely limits her mobility?

Anyway, this was a hostage episode, which means that almost whole thing was the hostage taker barking orders while the hostages either cowered in fear or tried to stalk some sense into him and the members of his gang.  Episodes about hostage situations are almost always incredibly dull and this episode was no exception.  In the end, Victor — who was in the station when the situation started and managed to go unseen by the hostage takers — was there to do his John McClane thing.  All of the bad guys died.  The hostages were freed.  The bike patrol’s main concern was that Chris was okay.  I would probably be offended if I was one of the civilian hostages.  Just because their friend is okay doesn’t excuse the incompetence that led to the situation in the first place.

Eh.  Just another day in L.A., I guess.

A Blast From The Past: ShamWow!


Remember the ShamWow guy?

Vince from ShamWow was a candidate in tonight’s Texas primary election.  He was running for the U.S. House and …. well, he lost.  He lost big time.  Like even the crazy woman who moved down to Texas from Missouri so that she could run in a district she barely knew managed to outpoll him.  That’s how badly he lost.

I’m kind of depressed about that.  Seriously, what fun are celebrity candidates if we don’t elect them?  Really, he should have run in my district.  My district didn’t have anyone interesting running.  I ended up voting for a former Olympic fencer.  I would have voted for Vince from Shamwow.

In honor of Vince’s political dreams and as a reminder of a simpler age, here is tonight’s blast from the past!  From 2007, it’s ShamWow!

Seriously, folks, Olympic divers used it as a towel!

The Films of 2026: In The Blink Of An Eye (dir by Andrew Stanton)


The most interesting thing about In The Blink Of An Eye is who directed it.

Andrew Stanton got his start at PIXAR, directing films like A Bug’s Life, Finding Nemo, Finding Dory, and my personal favorite, WALL-E.  (He also directed Toy Story 5, which will be coming out later this year.)  Stanton’s PIXAR films were some of the best to come out of that legendary studio.  Especially when it came to WALL-E, he showed not only his skill as a visual storyteller but also his ability to craft compelling narratives that sold their message without necessarily feeling preachy.  (If you didn’t cry while watching WALL-E, you don’t have a heart.)  Stanton’s first live action film was John Carter, a legendary flop that was more betrayed by its producers than its director.  After the failure of John Carter, Stanton redeemed himself by directing episodes of shows like Stranger Things, Better Call Saul, and For All Mankind.

In The Blink Of An Eye is Stanton’s second live action film.  It’s an earnest film.  One can tell that both Stanton and the film’s screenwriter, Colby Day, felt they had something important to say.  (Day’s screenplay appeared on the 2016 Black List, which is the annual list of the “best” unproduced screenplays in Hollywood.  Unfortunately, as anyone who has sat through Cedar Rapids can tell you, merely getting on the Black List is not a guarantee that a script will be transformed into a good or even watchable movie.)  Like WALL-E, it’s a film with a message.  Unfortunately, it’s nowhere near as watchable or compelling as Stanton’s animated work.

It’s a film that tells three interconnected stories, each one taking place at a different time in human history.  In 45,000 BC, a family of cave people struggle to survive and to start a civilization on the beach of a largely untouched Earth.  In the 21st century, anthropologist Claire (Rashida Jones) falls in love with Greg (Daveed Diggs) and eventually, they have a son who inherits their shared interest in science and their appreciation for Paleolithic culture.  (Don’t let Claire hear you suggest that Neanderthals were dumb.)  Meanwhile, in the far future, Coakley (Kate McKinnon) lives on a spaceship where her only companion is an AI named Rosco (voiced by Rhona Rees).   When Coakley’s mission appears to be in jeopardy, Rosco suggests that the only solution might be Coakley shutting Rosco down.  The stories share a connection, one that most audiences will guess before the film gets around to revealing it.

As I said, In The Blink Of An Eye is an earnest and well-intentioned film.  (Colby Day also wrote the screenplay for the underrated Spaceman, a film that dealt with similar themes.)  And yet, it really doesn’t work.  The pacing is off.  This is a 90 minute film that feels considerably longer.  The stories themselves are not particularly compelling.  The cave people are well-acted and I appreciated the fact that they spoke they’re own language as opposed to crude English but they were also way too clean.  For a group of people who lived without soap, toothpaste, razors, and deodorant, they were way too physically pleasant to be credible.  Rashida Jones and Daveed Diggs are sweet when they’re falling in love but then they become rather insufferable once they start a family.  As for the future scenes, Kate McKinnon has never been a particularly consistent actress and that trend continues here.  She gets outacted by the voice of Rosco.  (Having the AI be more likable than the actual human worked well in 2001 but it’s far less effective here.)

As I said, it was well-intentioned but, in the end, it just left me wanting to watch WALL-E again.