I first saw Salma Hayek when her character was introduced in DESPERADO (1995). It’s fair to say I’ve considered her one of the most beautiful women in the world ever since. Happy Birthday, Salma, and enjoy my friends!
A Cautious Update On The Rangers
Last week, a friend of mine told him that it feels like a piece of his heart dies every time that his favorite football team loses. I told him that was how I felt about the Rangers. At least my friend only has to worry about dying 16 times during the year. I’ve died 69 times this season and there’s still almost a month to go until the playoffs!
My update on the Rangers is that we’re struggling. As of today, we’ve got a 69-71 record and we’re in second place in the American League West. The good news is that the Astros have only got a 70-69 record so, if we win a few and they lose a few, we could still grab the top spot from them and make it to the playoffs. And you never know what might happen in the playoffs. Sometimes the team that no one gives a chance suddenly comes on strong and proves the doubters wrong. That’s what happened the last time the Rangers won the World Series.
In other words, I still have hope for my team! October is approaching and everyone around here is getting ready for our annual Hororthon. Nothing would make me happier than to spend Halloween watching the Rangers. Could it happen? We’re not having a great season but at least we’re not the Angels.
So, even though we lost to the Athletics today and we lost big, I will continue to cheer for my team. They’re my team, both when they’re winning and when they’re struggling. They’ll be my team no matter what but I really, really hope that they’ll be my team in the playoffs.
Go Rangers Go!
Retro Television Review: The Love Boat 8.9 “The Last Heist/Starting Over/Watching the Master”
Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Wednesdays, I will be reviewing the original Love Boat, which aired on ABC from 1977 to 1986! The series can be streamed on Paramount Plus!
And looooooove, won’t hurt anymore….
Episode 8.9 “The Last Heist/Starting Over/Watching the Master”
(Dir by Ted Lange, originally aired on November 10th, 1984)
Recent law school graduate Paula (Julia Duffy) boards the boat with the man who paid for her education, Uncle David (Patrick Macnee). Paula thinks David is a businessman but, as David explains to her once they’ve reached their cabin, he’s actually a jewel thief. Paula asks David to retire from stealing but David explains that he’s going to pull off one final big score by stealing a necklace owned by Martha Parker (Abby Dalton). He’s even had a replica of the necklace made so that Martha will never notice that the real one has been stolen,
Needless to say, Paula has a lot on her mind when stockbroker Andy Brooks (Douglas Barr) first tries to hit on her. But what if Andy isn’t a stockbroker? Shortly after David steals the necklace, Andy shows up at his cabin. Andy explains that he’s actually an insurance investigator and that David will be turned over to the authorities as soon as the ship docks in Los Angeles. Oh no!
However, because Andy has fallen in love with Paula, he later tells them that he won’t turn David in as long as David both returns the necklace and retires from being a thief. David agrees. What David doesn’t realize is that Andy actually is just a stockbroker and the whole thing was a set-up engineered by Paula to get him to retire.
Meanwhile, Doc is excited because his new girlfriend, Gloria (Delta Burke), is going to be on the cruise. Unfortunately, Hal Winston (William Christopher) is also on the boat. Hal is marrying one of Doc’s ex-wives and he’s on the cruise so he can observe Doc and learn to be more like him. Doc gets annoyed. Gloria falls in love with Hal. “I guess I’m still paying alimony,” Doc says as he watches Hal and Gloria leave the boat together.
These first two stories were really charming. I especially liked the story involving David, Andy, and Paula. Patrick Macnee had just the right twinkle in his eye. Julia Duffy and Douglas Barr had the type of carnal chemistry that was rarely seen on the G-rated Love Boat. As for Doc’s story, it was funny in its dopey way.
Unfortunately, those two stories were overshadowed by the third story. Beth Reed (Deborah Adair), an old friend of Judy’s, boards the cruise. Beth is recently divorced. When another passenger, Joe (Brodie Greer), starts to hit on her, Beth says she’s not interested. At first, Joe thinks that it’s because he’s been coming on too strong and Judy assumes that Beth is struggling to adjust to being divorced. However, Beth eventually explains that she got divorced because her husband could not handle the fact that she was raped by a stranger. At first, Joe seems understanding but then he freaks out when Beth says that, when she returns to Los Angeles, she will be testifying against her rapist. That’s going to be so embarrassing for you!, he says. Joe goes on and on about how Beth shouldn’t testify. In fact, Joe was so adamant that I was almost expecting it be revealed that Joe was the brother or a friend of the man who raped her.
Instead, it just turns out that Joe’s a jerk. Beth says that she never wants to see Joe again and that’s really where this story should have ended. Joe goes from coming on way too strong to basically ordering Beth not to testify against a rapist. Joe should have been dumped and Beth should have left the boat alone but proud that she stood up for herself. Instead, Joe offers up a half-assed apology and Beth not only takes him back but agrees to marry him.
NO! Joe does not deserve to be taken back. NO! Do not marry the guy who, after knowing you for two days, tries to tell you how to live your life. It seems like Beth is just going from one jerk to another and her friend Judy doesn’t do anything to stop her.
I have no doubt that there were good intentions behind this story. But, seen today, the best thing you can say about the story is that it was tone deaf and insensitive. Brodie Greer, who was likable as Baricza on CHiPs and on a previous episode of The Love Boat in which he appeared, gives a rather stiff performance, almost as if he himself couldn’t believe some of the lines that had been written for him.
Two of the stories were charming but they were both overshadowed by the third story and it brought the entire episode down.
Review: Transmetropolitan Vol. 3 – Year of the Bastard

“Journalism is just a gun. It’s only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that’s all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.” — Spider Jerusalem
Transmetropolitan Vol. 3: Year of the Bastard is where Warren Ellis and Darick Robertson’s series fully locks into its political purpose. The earlier volumes establish the wild, filthy, hilarious, and relentlessly overstimulating future world of the City, while also introducing Spider Jerusalem as one of comics’ most aggressive and unconventional protagonists. This third collection gives that chaos a more direct target. Spider’s reporting increasingly centers on President Gary Callahan, known as “the Beast,” and the book becomes a sharper examination of political corruption, media manipulation, public apathy, and the ugly necessity of speaking truth to power.
Spider remains the main reason Transmetropolitan works as well as it does. He is not a conventionally likable hero, and the series has no interest in sanding down his worst edges. Spider is arrogant, filthy, confrontational, casually cruel, and frequently unbearable to everyone around him. He insults his assistants, attacks people with little warning, abuses his position as an employer, and seems to approach most conversations as though they are a competition he needs to win. His anger is not performative, though. Spider is furious because he sees how the City works, how easily people are exploited, and how often institutions that are meant to serve the public instead exist to preserve wealth, influence, and power.
That is what separates Spider from a standard rebellious antihero. He does not simply dislike authority because it tells him what to do. He hates authority when it becomes insulated from consequence. His journalism is not neutral in the shallow sense of pretending that every side of an issue deserves equal moral consideration. Spider believes that facts matter, that evidence matters, and that powerful people deserve aggressive scrutiny. He wants documents, interviews, proof, and a story solid enough to survive legal threats and political spin. But he also wants that story to make its target feel exposed. For Spider, journalism is both a public service and an act of combat.
Year of the Bastard makes that approach feel especially urgent through the arrival of Gary Callahan. The Beast is an amalgamation of all the worst traits associated with the fictional politician: narcissistic, shameless, opportunistic, cruel, dishonest, charismatic when it suits him, and utterly willing to use ordinary people as tools in his pursuit of power. He is the kind of leader who can speak in a language of public service while treating the public as disposable, who can turn fear into political currency, and who can rely on supporters to dismiss his most obvious sins as either necessary strength or a conspiracy against him.
Callahan is exaggerated in the way that much of Transmetropolitan is exaggerated, but that does not make him feel safely distant from reality. The series filters him through dystopian satire, giving him the monstrous nickname, the heightened rhetoric, and the almost grotesque confidence of a villain who believes consequences are for other people. Yet the deeper qualities behind him are painfully familiar. He thrives on division, contempt for truth, resentment, spectacle, and the belief that accountability is something to be attacked rather than accepted. In recent memory, that has only made the Beast feel more unsettling. Political figures with traits that once seemed too bluntly villainous for anything but fiction have repeatedly demonstrated how easily cruelty can be reframed as authenticity, dishonesty as strategy, and public anger as a route to power. The book’s details are futuristic and extreme, but its political instincts feel less like prediction than recognition.
Spider recognizes Callahan for what he is long before the system is ready to confront him. That is where the volume’s central conflict becomes stronger than a simple “reporter versus corrupt president” story. Spider is not just investigating a bad man; he is fighting the machinery that allows bad men to flourish. The City’s citizens are overwhelmed by media noise, consumer distractions, social trends, technological novelty, and the endless stream of minor scandals competing for their attention. In such an environment, truth can be buried not only by censorship but by excess. A revelation does not have to be disproven if it can simply be drowned beneath louder, stupider, more entertaining material.
The City continues to be one of the series’ best creations because it is more than a colorful science-fiction backdrop. It is a civilization that has commodified every aspect of life. Identity can be altered, sold, copied, upgraded, discarded, and turned into another lifestyle product. Entertainment is invasive and often grotesque. Technology has expanded human possibility without necessarily expanding human empathy. Politics has become entertainment as well, reduced to personality contests, public outrage, tribal loyalties, and marketable images. The City is often funny in a deliberately ridiculous way, but the humor always has a sour edge. Its people are not simply stupid targets for Spider’s contempt. They are citizens living under a system designed to exhaust their attention and turn their frustration into something profitable.

That context complicates Spider’s relationship to the public. He clearly cares about people, especially the people who are harmed by the City’s power structures, but he also finds people maddening. Spider’s rage at ignorance, conformity, and complacency can make him seem almost as contemptuous of the public as the politicians he despises. The difference is that Spider’s contempt is not rooted in a desire to dominate them. He wants them to wake up, pay attention, and demand better, even when he expresses that desire through insults, threats, and spectacularly unhealthy behavior. His empathy is real, but it is buried beneath layers of cynicism and hostility.
That is why Channon Yarrow and Yelena Rossini remain so important to the book. They keep Spider from becoming a purely self-contained force of rage. Channon often brings a more immediate human response to the stories they cover. She can be tough and sarcastic, but she has not completely absorbed Spider’s defensive habit of treating emotional vulnerability as weakness. Her presence highlights the people behind the headlines, which is essential in a series where the main character can sometimes become so consumed by the larger fight that he risks forgetting the individual lives at stake.
Yelena offers a different kind of balance. As Spider’s editor, she understands the importance of his work, but she also has to deal with the consequences of his methods. She recognizes his talent and his instincts, while refusing to indulge every destructive impulse as if it were a sign of genius. Their relationship is built on tension, professional respect, and mutual exasperation. Yelena knows that Spider can find the story nobody else wants to touch, but she also knows that his self-destructive behavior can jeopardize the very work he believes in. She is one of the few people capable of treating him as both an indispensable journalist and a deeply difficult human being.
The visual side of Year of the Bastard remains a major strength. Darick Robertson makes the City feel constantly alive, crowded, unpleasant, and funny in equal measure. Every street scene suggests a thousand strange subcultures, consumer products, body modifications, and private disasters unfolding at once. Robertson’s detail is not merely there to make the book look weird. It reinforces the idea that this is a society drowning in visual information. The City is so busy that horror can pass as background decoration, and the reader has to look closely to notice what its inhabitants have learned to ignore.
Robertson’s Spider is equally effective. The sunglasses, tattoos, bald head, cigarettes, and permanent scowl make him immediately recognizable, but the art also captures how tired he is. Spider does not look like a sleek futuristic revolutionary. He looks worn down, unhealthy, and held together by stimulants, spite, and a professional obligation he cannot escape. That physical exhaustion matters because it keeps him from becoming an invulnerable fantasy figure. For all his bravado, Spider is a man who is being consumed by the same world he is trying to expose.
The volume still carries the abrasive humor and deliberately offensive energy that define Transmetropolitan, and that will remain a dividing line for readers. Ellis often pushes jokes, imagery, and dialogue to extremes. Sometimes that excess adds to the punk-rock force of the series, making the City feel like a place where every cultural impulse has been turned up beyond the point of sanity. At other times, the shock-heavy approach can feel like it is fighting for attention with the book’s more serious political and emotional material. Even so, Year of the Bastard benefits from its willingness to be ugly. A story about corruption, exploitation, and media spectacle would lose something if it presented its world too cleanly.
Ultimately, Transmetropolitan Vol. 3: Year of the Bastard is a strong escalation of the series because it gives Spider Jerusalem a political enemy worthy of his fury. The Beast represents the worst kind of public figure: someone who turns cruelty into strength, dishonesty into strategy, and division into a campaign platform. Spider, for all his cruelty and instability, becomes compelling because he refuses to accept that kind of power as normal. He may be an awful boss, a reckless friend, and a man whose personal life is largely a disaster, but he understands that journalism has to do more than politely record the world’s failures. Sometimes it has to expose the bastards responsible for them.
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Song of the Day: Can You Hear The Music by Ludwig Göransson
Today’s song of the day comes from the soundtrack of Christopher Nolan’s Oppenheimer. Can you hear the music?
Scenes That I Love: Oppenheimer
Today’s scene that I love comes from Christopher Nolan’s Oppenheimer. In this scene, the very first nuclear bomb is detonated and history is changed forever. Nolan captures the mix of pride and outright horror as the most deadly weapon of all is tested for the very first time. In much the same way that some of us cannot resist the chance to stare directly at a solar eclipse, Cillian Murphy’s Oppenheimer cannot help but stare directly at what he has helped to create.
4 Shots From 4 Films: Special Hal Ashby Edition
4 Or More Shots From 4 Or More Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!
Today, the Shattered Lens celebrates what would have been the 97th birthday of Hal Ashby, one of the most important (and, sadly, one of the most overlooked) directors of the 1970s. It’s time for….
4 Shots From 4 Hal Ashby Films
Artwork of the Day: No Place To Hide (by Jules Karl)
Music Video of the Day: The Final Countdown by Europe (1986, directed by Nick Morris)
With this song, Europe showed that even the threat of atomic warfare could inspire a top 10 hit. This not only remains their signature tune but also a requirement for the soundtrack of almost any television show that takes place in the 1980s.
Director Nick Morris was one of those directors who worked with just about everyone who was anybody.
Enjoy!
Late Night Retro Television Review: Pacific Blue 4.17 “Scarlet Rose”
Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Tuesdays, I will be reviewing Pacific Blue, a cop show that aired from 1996 to 2000 on the USA Network! It’s currently streaming everywhere, though I’m watching it on Tubi.
This week, the bicycle cops investigate a 50 year-old cold case.
Episode 4.17 “Scarlet Rose”
(Dir by Paul Brown, originally aired on March 7th, 1999)
In the 1940s, Santa Monica was shaken by the brutal murder of an actress nicknamed the Scarlet Rose. Her ghost is said to haunt the ballroom where she used to dance and where it’s believed she met her still-unknown murderer. Now, after nearly 50 years, the ballroom is reopening as the Scarlet Rose Ballroom.
Bobby Cruz, who has long been haunted by the stories about the Scarlet Rose, attends the grand opening, where everyone is dressed like it’s the 1940s and swing dancing. When he meets Lily (LuAnne Ponce), he’s stunned because she looks just like the Scarlet Rose. Lily explains that she is Scarlet’s granddaughter and that she’s looking not only for the truth about who killed her grandmother, but also for what happened to a valuable necklace Scarlet owned.
Bobby suspects that Walter (William Schallert), an older man who hangs around the club, might have had something to do with Scarlet’s murder. He also suspects that it might somehow be linked to a recent robbery at a jewelry store. He takes his suspicions to T.C.
“We are going undercover!” T.C. announces.
Yes, this is yet another episode in which the members of Pacific Blue go undercover. These episodes never make sense to me, because the members of Pacific Blue are bicycle cops. They’re not detectives. They’re not trained to go undercover. They’re trained to ride around on their bikes, hand out traffic tickets, and secure crime scenes until the real detectives can show up.
In this episode, going undercover means that Monica gets a job singing at the club while Cory and Jamie hang out at the bar and glare at everyone like the two biggest killjoys in existence. It isn’t just that it doesn’t make any sense for these people to be working undercover. It’s also that none of them are particularly good at it. Cory and Jamie may be dressed up like 1940s femme fatales, but they still give off an immediate cop vibe.
For the record, the case of the Scarlet Rose is solved. It turns out that she was murdered by an associate of Los Angeles gangster Mickey Cohen. Considering that Cohen was a real person, it feels a little unfair to pin a fictional murder on him, but I guess Pacific Blue felt that, since he wasn’t around to complain, it wouldn’t be a problem.
(The Scarlet Rose was clearly based on the Black Dahlia murder case. It seems like every few years, someone publishes a book claiming to have solved the Black Dahlia case. Former LAPD detective Steve Hodel built an entire literary career out of accusing his late father of being responsible for the Dahlia’s murder and practically every other unsolved murder in California.)
A few positive things can be said about this episode. The 1940s-style costumes were to die for. The real-life band Jumpin’ Jimes provided the episode with a great soundtrack, and the swing dance scenes were nicely choreographed. The Scarlet Rose Ballroom looked like a fun place to hang out. Not even the dour presence of Cory and Jamie could suck the fun out of that place. Finally, old pro William Schallert gave a good performance as a potential suspect who wasn’t entirely what he seemed to be.
In other words, this was actually a pretty good episode of Pacific Blue. I’ll never understand why the bicycle cops were investigating a 50-year-old cold case, but whatever. It was still an entertaining episode.







