A Scene That I Love: Hulka vs Winger In Stripes


Today would have been Warren Oates’s 98th birthday.  When Oates died in 1982, he was only 53 years old but he left behind a rich and varied filmography and worked with everyone from Sam Peckinpah to Monte Hellman to Terrence Malick to Steven Spielberg.

One of Oates’s final and most popular performance was as Sgt. Hulka in Ivan Reitman’s Stripes.  Hulka was the ultimate drill sergeant, determined to get his men into shape and proving that he could even make soldiers out of Bill Murray, Harold Ramis, and John Candy.  Originally, Sgt. Hulka was supposed to die halfway through the film was Reitman was so impressed with Oates’s performance that the script was changed to allow Hulka to make it all the way through.

In the scene below, Oates shows what a great dramatic actor he was, even when he was appearing in an otherwise light comedy.  He brings out the best not only in himself but also from his co-star, Bill Murray.

Don’t mess with Hulka!

And lighten up, Francis.

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special Bikini Day Edition


Today is National Bikini Day!

According to the good people at Checkiday, the proper way to celebrate National Bikini Day is to put on a bikini and head to the beach!  Unfortunately, I don’t live anywhere near the beach but I can still wear a bikini.

As we often do here at the Shattered Lens, we’re going to recognize both this holiday and four of our favorite movies!  Here, in honor of National Bikini Day, are….

4 Shots From 4 Films

Music Video of the Day: Hip To Be Square by Huey Lewis and the News (1986, directed by Godley & Creme)


“Everyone thinks I’m the boy next door because I look like the boy next door. But look at my parents, and look where I come from. I’m a beatnik kid.”

— Huey Lewis

For the record, Huey Lewis has always insisted that the lyrics of Hip To Be Square are meant to be ironic.  They were originally written in the third person and were meant to satirize the band’s clean-cut image.  Because Huey Lewis and the News were older than the average rock band when they hit it big, they were often considered to be safe or conservative.  In real life, Huey Lewis was the stepson of beat poet Lew Welch, whom Lewis has described as being a major influence on his life and music.  (Huey, who was born Hugh Cregg III, even paid tribute to Lew Welch with his stage name.)  After high school, Lewis hitchhiked through Europe and he spent several years as a part of San Francisco’s decidedly unsquare music scene.

Despite what Patrick Bateman might try to tell you, Hip To Be Square was never meant to be an anthem for square people.  In concert, Lewis usually makes this point square by signing the song as Too Hip to Be Square.

The video was directed by the team of Kevin Godley and Lol Creme, who directed several memorable music videos in the 80s.  Godley and Creme directed this video using the type of medical cameras that are typically inserted into a human body to allow doctor to get a closer look at what might be ailing you.  The video was nominated for Best Experimental Video at the 1987 MTV Music Video Awards.

Enjoy!

Lisa’s Week In Television: 6/28/26 — 7/4/26


Election Coverage

Tuesday’s election coverage was boring.  Only Colorado voted this week and who cares?

Family Ties (Paramount Plus)

I watched an episode of this old 80s sitcom on Saturday morning.  Michael J. Fox dreamt that he had to help Thomas Jefferson write the Declaration of Independence.

Full House (Disney+)

I watched four episodes of this infamous 90s sitcom on Saturday.  In one episode, Jesse was fired from his band and replaced by Barry Williams.  (That was actually funny.)  In another episode, Stephanie was tempted to start smoking.  Then, I watched an episode in which Uncle Jesse was revealed to be a high school drop out.  (Loser!)  And finally, I watched a truly terrible episode in which Jesse dressed his baby sons up as Elvis so that they could win a Cutest Twins contest.  Seriously, this was a terrible show but I have a feeling I’m going to end up watching a few more episodes tomorrow.  It’s strangely addictive.

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia (Hulu)

I watched four episodes on Saturday.  The Gang went on Family Fight.  The Gang went to the water park.  Wolf Cola turned into a marketing disaster.  And, Mac and Dennis battled the recession by giving out totally worthless Paddy Dollars.  I still crack up at the idea of Frank selling knives door-to-door.

King of the Hill (Hulu)

There aren’t many classic 4th of July episodes out there.  Back in the day of traditional network schedules, most TV shows were on hiatus during the summer and, as a result, Independence Day never got as much attention in TV Land as Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas.  That said, there are a few good episodes out there.  On Saturday, I watched the “Born Again On The 4th Of July” episode of King of the Hill.  From the show’s 13th season, it featured Bobby going through a religious phase and trying to stop the Independence Day rivalry between Hank and his neighbors.  It wasn’t the strongest episode of King of The Hill — for one thing, Bobby had already gone through a religious phase a few seasons earlier — but no matter.  Even the weaker episodes of King of the Hill are better than the best episodes of many sitcoms.

The Office (Peacock)

The Client, an episode from the second season, is not a 4th of July episode.  It’s the episode where Michael and Jan have a lunch meeting with a client that ends up going late into the night.  Meanwhile, at the office, Pam discover Michael’s screenplay for Threat Level Midnight and Jim organizes a dramatic reading.  Dwight announces that he has some left-over fireworks, which he and Kevin proceed to set off outside of the office.  That was enough for me to justify watching it on July 3rd.

Portlandia (Netflix)

This morning, I watched the 4th of July BBQs episode of Portlandia.  The Mayor had to find fireworks for the city’s celebration.  A couple tried to cycle through every barbecue in town.  A punk rock barbecue led to chaos.  I enjoyed it!  It was nice to see Kyle MacLachlan as the mayor.

Saved By The Bell (Tubi)

On Saturday morning, I watched the 4th of July “Miss Liberty” episode.  (There really aren’t that many good 4th of July episodes out there.)  The Malibu Sands episodes are always strange to me.  Why would Zack work a summer job?  Zack’s rich!

What I Like About You (Tubi)

Tubi has the first two seasons of What I Like About You!  The only problem is that they’ve replaced the cover of What I Like About You that originally played over the opening credits with his blandly generic, early aughts, girl group pop song.  Bleh.  The only reason I ever watched that show was because I liked that cover of What I Like About You.  Anyway, I watched an episode where Amanda Bynes wanted to have a party at the loft and Jennie Garth didn’t want her to.  All of the squeaky voices hurt my ears.

Review: Independence Day (dir. by Roland Emmerich)


“We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive! Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!” — President Whitmore

If you were around in the summer of 1996, you already know exactly where you were when you first saw the trailer for Independence Day. There was this massive shadow creeping over the moon, followed by that terrifying, booming sound effect, and then the White House just absolutely getting vaporized by a giant laser beam. It was a cultural moment. Director Roland Emmerich hadn’t really made his mark on Hollywood yet, but with this one movie, he essentially invented the modern summer blockbuster template of destroying famous global landmarks. Looking back at Independence Day almost three decades later, it is honestly wild how well this movie holds up, not as a piece of high art, but as a perfectly calibrated, ridiculously entertaining popcorn machine.

The premise is beautifully simple: massive alien spaceships suddenly appear over Earth’s major cities, they don’t come in peace, and humanity has to figure out how to fight back before we go the way of the dinosaurs. What makes the first act of the movie so effective is the slow build. Emmerich doesn’t just start with explosions; he lets the dread simmer. We see the massive ship hover over New York City, casting a shadow that blocks out the sun, and the sheer scale of the thing is awe-inspiring. Then, when the ships finally initiate their attack sequence, the payoff is spectacular. The practical effects combined with early CGI create these massive, rolling walls of fire that tear through iconic buildings. It is destructive poetry, and as a kid watching it, it was the most incredible thing I had ever seen. Even now, the destruction feels heavy and tactile in a way that modern, entirely computer-generated action sequences often don’t.

But a movie is only as good as its characters, and Independence Day has arguably one of the greatest ensemble casts of the 1990s. You have Will Smith playing Captain Steven Hiller, a fighter pilot who is desperately trying to get promoted while also dealing with his girlfriend, her son, and their dog. Smith is at the absolute peak of his early movie star charm here, delivering some of the most quotable one-liners in action movie history. Punching an alien in the face and yelling “Welcome to Earth!” is the kind of ridiculous machismo that only Smith could pull off without making you cringe. Then you have Jeff Goldblum as David Levinson, an MIT-educated cable repairman and environmentalist who figures out the alien signal is a countdown. Goldblum is basically doing his classic Goldblum thing—stuttering, eccentric, highly caffeinated—but it works perfectly because he serves as the perfect foil to Smith’s brute physicality.

The supporting cast is so deep that it feels like an Ocean’s Eleven of sci-fi tropes. Bill Pullman plays President Thomas J. Whitmore, and he gives the role an earnestness that elevates the material. He’s not an action hero; he’s a former fighter pilot who is clearly in over his head but steps up when his people need him most. You also have Judd Hirsch as Goldblum’s cranky, kvetching father, providing fantastic comic relief. Randy Quaid plays Russell Casse, a traumatized former pilot who was abducted by aliens years ago and is written off as a drunk by his small town, giving the movie an underdog storyline. And you can’t forget Brent Spiner as Dr. Okun, the wildly eccentric Area 51 scientist who gets way too excited about the alien biology. Every single one of these actors is fully committed to the bit, no matter how absurd the situation gets.

Now, if we are being completely honest, we have to talk about the plot, which is essentially held together with scotch tape and sheer willpower. The entire third act revolves around Goldblum and Smith flying a captured alien spacecraft up to the mothership to upload a computer virus using a 1996 Apple PowerBook. Yes, an Earth laptop somehow interfaces perfectly with an advanced extraterrestrial operating system, and yes, the aliens apparently don’t have McAfee, Norton or any kind of firewall to prevent a rudimentary human virus from crippling their entire defense grid. It is monumentally stupid if you think about it for even five seconds. But the secret to Independence Day is that it moves so fast and has so much momentum that you simply do not have time to care. The movie dares you to roll your eyes, but then it immediately distracts you with another massive explosion or a great quip from Will Smith, and you just go along for the ride.

The climax of the movie is a masterclass in cheesy, triumphant blockbuster filmmaking. Before the final aerial assault on the alien ships, President Whitmore gives a speech to the troops that has become completely ingrained in pop culture. “Today we celebrate our Independence Day!” he yells, and it is so incredibly corny, but I challenge you not to get at least a little bit pumped up when the music swells. The dogfight that follows is chaotic and thrilling, culminating in Randy Quaid’s character making the ultimate sacrifice by flying his jet directly into the alien weapon. It is exactly the kind of melodramatic, heroic moment that Emmerich excels at, and it hits the emotional beats it needs to hit, even if you saw it coming from a mile away.

You also have to appreciate how unapologetically intense the movie feels despite skating by with a PG-13 rating. People get vaporized, cities are leveled, and there is a genuine sense of apocalyptic dread that permeates the middle of the film. When the aliens first attack, Emmerich actually takes the time to show the aftermath, including cars blowing up in tunnels and people desperately trying to outrun the fireballs. Harvey Fierstein’s character dramatically dying while just sitting in his car, rolling up the window as if that’s going to stop a giant wall of alien fire, is a weirdly specific, dark comedy beat that you rarely see nowadays. The movie has real stakes, and you genuinely feel like humanity is on the brink of extinction.

It is crazy to think about the legacy of Independence Day and how it changed Hollywood. Before this, disaster movies were mostly relegated to B-movie status or Irwin Allen productions from the 1970s. Emmerich proved that you could blend disaster spectacle with sci-fi action and make an absolute fortune. This movie paved the way for Armageddon, Godzilla, The Day After Tomorrow, and essentially the entire concept of the modern cinematic destruction porn genre. They did eventually make a sequel, Independence Day: Resurgence, in 2016, but it completely missed the point of the original. It was too slick, too reliant on weightless CGI, and it lacked the ragtag, underdog charm that made the first one so special.

At the end of the day, Independence Day is just pure, unadulterated cinema comfort food. It does not demand anything from you as a viewer other than to sit back, suspend your disbelief, and enjoy the fireworks. It captures a very specific mid-90s vibe where movies could be big, dumb, loud, and incredibly fun without taking themselves too seriously. Roland Emmerich has directed a lot of movies since then where he has destroyed the world in various different ways, but he has never quite managed to capture the lightning in a bottle that he did here. Whenever the Fourth of July rolls around, or whenever you just need a reliable, edge-of-your-seat action movie to kill a couple of hours, Independence Day is always there, waiting to welcome you to Earth one more time.

Lifetime Film Review: Danger on Party Island (dir by Danny J. Boyle)


My best friend Evelyn and I have a long-standing pact.  If either one of us dies mysteriously or suddenly disappears, the surviving friend will investigate the crime and bring those responsible to justice.

It’s the type of pact that you make when you realize how much your best friend actually means to you.  Fortunately, I’ve never had to keep up my end of the pact because nothing has happened to my best friend.  The truth of the matter is that it seems like it would actually be very difficult to independently solve a crime.  I know that a lot of people thought that Michelle McNamara did that when she investigated the Golden State Killer but, if you actually read I’ll Be Gone In The Dark and then research the actual facts of the case, you can’t help but notice that all of McNamara’s theories were wrong.  It’s not easy investigating a crime without a crime lab or a search warrant or the power to arrest people.  There’s a reason why most crimes are solved by detectives and not by well-meaning civilians.  Add to that, with my ADHD, there’s no way I’d be able to keep track of whatever clues I did find.  Seriously, I fear that I would be useless in that situation.

If only life were a Lifetime movie!

In 2o24’s Danger of Party Island, Mel Dale (Lindsey Dresbach) is a lawyer who is stunned to learn that her carefree sister, Georgia (Andrea Prevatt), has apparently washed up dead on the island of Fang Key.  While her anxious mother waits for word in the States, Mel heads down to Fang Key and tries to figure what could have led to her sister’s death.  The local police suggests that Georgia was on drugs and trying to cliff dive.  Mel says that Georgia never drank or used drugs.  (Why would you go to a “party island” if you didn’t drink or use drugs?)  The police say that Mel should just go home and let them handle it.  Mel says that she has to discover the truth.  The police mention that Georgia’s best friend is missing too.  Around this time, Mel finally figures out that the police aren’t going to be much help.

Mel’s investigation leads her to darkest corners of a party island.  She befriends hunky club owner Jever (James Bobo), despite everyone telling her that Jever is actually bad news.  She comes to suspect that Georgia might not even be dead.  This suspicion seems to be confirmed when Georgia suddenly starts posting cheerful videos to her social media accounts.  Again, everyone tells Mel that she should just go home but Mel is convinced that someone is holding Georgia against her will.  Meanwhile, Mel and Georgia’s mother keeps threatening to come to the island and take over the investigation herself.

The cool thing about Danger on Party Island is that all Mel really needs to launch an investigation is a lap top and a good search engine.  That certainly gave me some hope because, if I ever do have to solve a crime, I know all of the best search engines.  The other good thing about Danger on Party Island is that the island was really pretty.  This was a film where the plot was so-so but the scenery was lovely. Director Danny J. Boyle did a good job of contrasting the beauty of the island with the darkness of some of the things going in the shadows.

I just wish that the film had been a little bit more fun.  This is a film that did indeed embrace the melodrama but I still found myself wishing that it had embraced it even more.  Instead, the film’s big finale felt anti-climatic and things just never got as over-the-top as they should have.  Danger On Party Island had a beautiful island but it still needed to be more of a party.

In the end, this Lifetime film held my attention.  It didn’t quite live up to the melodramatic promise of its name but at least it suggested that solving a crime isn’t as hard as it looks.

I can only hope!