We Watched The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 (2012, Dir. by Bill Condon)


Earlier today, Lis and I finished up the Twilight Saga with Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Bella (Kristen Stewart) is now a vampire and a mother to Renesmee (Mackenzie Foy), who is developing quicker than a normal child because she is half-vampire. Before Edward (Robert Pattinson) even lets Bella see her daughter, he takes her hunting, and he has to stop her from attacking a mountain climber who has scratched his arm on a rock. While Bella adjusts to being a vampire, Jacob (Taylor Lautner) adjusts to being Renesmee’s soul mate, and the Volturi prepare to make their move against the Cullens.

I’m going to get in trouble with my sister for saying this, but I was a little disappointed with the second Breaking Dawn movie. It bothered me that the entire movie was about the Cullens bringing together allies for their inevitable battle with Aro (Michael Sheen) and the Volturi, but then, when the big battle finally happens, it turns out that it was just one of Alice’s visions, and they end up deciding not to fight. After two hours of everyone talking about this huge battle and how everyone had to be prepared to fight for the lives, it was anticlimactic not to have a real one. It seemed like the whole movie could have just been 30 minutes long without really losing anything important. I really didn’t see the point of splitting the book into two movies because hardly anything happened during the second one.

Breaking Dawn Part 2 might not work as a standalone movie, but it does work as an end to the saga. After four movies and the longest senior year on record, Bella and Edward are finally together and they’re happy. And Jacob is happy too. At the end of the movie, when they showed everyone who had appeared over the course of the entire saga, I was really touched.

And that’s it for the story of Bella, Edward, and Jacob.

Brad reviews WHEN MICHAEL CALLS (1972), featuring Michael Douglas! 


Today, I was browsing the “scary movie” titles on Amazon Prime when I came across SHATTERED SILENCE, with Michael Douglas featured prominently on the cover. Being a big fan of Douglas, I decided to investigate a little further. I went to my Internet Movie Database app on my phone, input “Shattered Silence,” and it pulled up the 1972 TV movie WHEN MICHAEL CALLS. The premise actually sounded interesting and creepy, and the running time was less than 90 minutes, so I thought I’d check it out.

Based on a 1967 book of the same name from author John Farris, the simple story focuses on Helen Connelly (Elizabeth Ashley), a woman who begins receiving telephone calls from her nephew, Michael. There’s just one problem… Michael died fifteen years ago! Even worse, Michael seems to know that bad things will happen to the people that Helen loves. When her loved ones start dying in horrific accidents, Helen reaches out to her surviving nephew, and Michael’s brother, Craig (Michael Douglas). Craig’s a therapist who tries to help her understand what’s really going on. What starts out seeming like a cruel prank turns into something much worse!

During the opening credits of WHEN MICHAEL CALLS, I was surprised to see that its screenplay was by James Bridges. Bridges was born in Paris, Arkansas, and he’d go on to write and direct movies like THE PAPER CHASE (1973), THE CHINA SYNDROME (1979), which also starred Michael Douglas, and URBAN COWBOY (1980). One of the reasons I really love Bridges is the fact that he wrote and directed the 1977 film SEPTEMBER 30, 1955, which was filmed in the Arkansas towns of Conway and Toad Suck, the very community I was raised in. Here, he crafts a creepy little story that makes good use of something as ordinary as a telephone to create a sense of dread. It’s a simple concept, but it’s darn effective.

The cast of this TV movie is very good, especially Elizabeth Ashley, who does most of the heavy lifting. Ben Gazzara (ANATOMY OF A MURDER, ROAD HOUSE) is also good as her estranged husband, but looking back now, the main attraction is “guest star” Michael Douglas as her therapist nephew who helps her deal with these crazy phone calls. It was a lot of fun seeing him this early in his career, even before THE STREETS OF SAN FRANCISCO. Knowing the heights his stardom would eventually reach, the novelty of this appearance is all the more interesting.

At the end of the day, I enjoyed spending an hour and a half of my life with WHEN MICHAEL CALLS. It delivers a creepy little story, and I enjoyed seeing it through to its ending. I’m almost ashamed that I didn’t figure it out a little bit quicker, but I guess that’s all part of the fun. I won’t pretend it’s a masterpiece, but it is an effective television thriller, and I recommend it. 

Horror Film Review: The Batman vs. Dracula (dir. by Michael Gougen)


“We cast kindred shadows.” — Dracula

Few Batman stories sound as wonderfully absurd as The Batman vs. Dracula, a 2005 direct-to-video animated film that pits the Dark Knight against literature’s most famous vampire in a Gotham overrun by the undead. Spun off from The Batman television series, the movie could have been a disposable Halloween cash-in, but it turns out to be a stylish, energetic, and genuinely atmospheric monster movie. It draws inspiration from DC’s Elseworlds graphic novel Batman & Dracula: Red Rain, and while it is not as dark or graphic as that comic, it understands why Batman and Dracula make such a natural pairing.

The film immediately separates itself from the more famous Batman: The Animated Series. This is not Kevin Conroy’s Batman, Mark Hamill’s Joker, or the sleek, noir-influenced world associated with Bruce Timm and Paul Dini. Instead, it uses the visual language of The Batman, the 2004 series that presented a younger, more athletic, and more stylized version of the Dark Knight. Rino Romano voices Bruce Wayne and Batman, while the character designs are longer, sharper, and more angular than the classic animated-series versions. The animation has a strong early-2000s action-cartoon identity, with exaggerated movement, dramatic camera angles, bold colors, and a constant emphasis on kinetic action.

That art style can be divisive, especially for viewers who prefer the timeless look of the Timm-era shows. Yet The Batman vs. Dracula may be one of the best possible uses of it. The story is not trying to be grounded or realistic; it is a comic-book monster movie. Gotham becomes a place of foggy graveyards, moonlit rooftops, blood-red lighting, underground tunnels, and shadowy streets. The film embraces vampire-movie imagery with enthusiasm, and its action scenes have enough movement and visual flair to make Dracula feel like a legitimate threat rather than just another costumed villain.

The plot begins with Joker and Penguin escaping Arkham Asylum. Joker immediately returns to causing chaos, while Penguin heads to a cemetery in search of buried treasure. In classic comic-book fashion, Penguin accidentally awakens Dracula, who has been imprisoned for centuries. Once free, the Count begins feeding on Gotham’s citizens and transforming them into vampires. He also hopes to resurrect his lost bride, giving the story a more personal and gothic motivation than a simple plan for conquest. Batman must investigate the disappearances, protect Vicki Vale, and find a way to stop an enemy whose powers push him far beyond the limits of ordinary crime-fighting.

The influence of Batman & Dracula: Red Rain is one of the film’s most interesting aspects. That 1991 Elseworlds graphic novel, written by Doug Moench and illustrated by Kelley Jones, imagined an alternate Gotham threatened by Dracula and his vampire followers. The animated movie does not directly adapt the comic, but it borrows its central idea: Batman confronting a supernatural outbreak that cannot be solved with fists, gadgets, and a few well-timed detective deductions. The film softens the comic’s darker horror elements for a younger audience, but the connection gives the premise more comic-book credibility than a random crossover might otherwise have.

Dracula is the movie’s greatest asset. Peter Stormare gives him a cold, aristocratic voice that makes him feel ancient, arrogant, and genuinely menacing. He does not behave like a generic monster; he acts like a ruler who sees humanity as prey. The film wisely gives him several moments where he overpowers Batman, which keeps the conflict from feeling too easy. Batman cannot simply throw batarangs and win. Dracula’s speed, strength, hypnotic abilities, and growing vampire army force Bruce Wayne to research, adapt, and prepare.

That detective element gives the film more structure than expected. Batman spends much of the runtime investigating strange attacks and disappearances, gradually uncovering the source of the vampire outbreak. Because he spends so much of the story on the defensive, the eventual solution feels earned. The movie lets Batman be vulnerable and clever rather than turning him into an invincible action hero. It is a simple approach, but it works well for a film that runs only about 83 minutes.

The supporting cast adds plenty of personality. Penguin accidentally releasing Dracula is a fun setup, and Tom Kenny gives the character a greedy, nervous energy that fits this version of Oswald Cobblepot. Joker receives the more memorable arc, however. Voiced by Kevin Michael Richardson, he eventually becomes a vampire, and the result is appropriately creepy. Vampire Joker is one of the movie’s best visual ideas, transforming a familiar Batman villain into something closer to pure horror. The design and voice work make him unsettling without pushing the film too far beyond its family-friendly boundaries.

Vicki Vale, voiced by Tara Strong, has a larger role than many viewers might expect. She serves partly as a love interest and partly as someone Batman must protect, but she is not entirely passive. The romance between Bruce and Vicki is fairly conventional, but it gives the story a small emotional anchor amid all the vampire chaos. Alastair Duncan’s Alfred provides the usual steady support, helping Bruce stay focused while Gotham descends into supernatural panic. The film keeps its cast and plot focused, which helps it avoid the padding that sometimes affects direct-to-video superhero movies.

The biggest weakness remains the visual style. The Batman was always a more divisive interpretation of the character, and its angular designs will not appeal to everyone. Compared with Batman: The Animated Series, this film can look less refined and less iconic. Some faces appear stiff, the proportions can seem strange, and the overall aesthetic is very much a product of its era. Still, the movie benefits from fully committing to its own look rather than trying to imitate the classic animated series. It feels like a one-off horror experiment, not a lesser attempt to recreate a beloved version of Batman.

At around 83 minutes, The Batman vs. Dracula moves quickly and never overstays its welcome. It has action, humor, mystery, horror imagery, and enough atmosphere to feel like a genuine seasonal movie rather than a random superhero crossover. It may not reach the artistic heights of the best DC animated films, but it does something those films rarely attempted: it places Batman in a full-blooded monster movie and lets him face one of horror’s most enduring icons.

For Batman fans, vampire-movie fans, or anyone seeking an easy Halloween watch, The Batman vs. Dracula is an easy recommendation. It is not essential Batman viewing, but it is far more stylish and entertaining than its title suggests. By borrowing the spirit of Batman & Dracula: Red Rain and pairing it with the distinctive look of The Batman, the film becomes a pulpy, gothic, early-2000s adventure that embraces its absurd premise and makes it work.

Looking Back, Short Film Review, by Case Wright


When I watched this short, not only was I entertained, I was uplifted. The short reminded me of the positivity films Lisa reviews.

The short opens with a large husband, beautiful wife, and the husband finding a positive pregnancy test on his counter. I was waiting for the traditional revenge or betrayal story, but I got something totally different.

The wife says that the pregnancy test is her sister’s, but that he said that he was ok with not having kids. He feels disappointed that he won’t ever be dad and goes to his “car” to run errands. The husband goes to his electric car (ughhhh) and sees a “The Ring” like ghost in his rear camera. The man and the ghost take on a father/daughter relationship and it is … really sweet. If you’re looking for a reason to have kids, this hits that spot.

Horror On The Lens: Black Friday (dir by Arthur Lubin)


In today’s film, Boris Karloff plays a brain surgeon who makes the mistake of trying to save a friend’s life by performing an experimental procedure that involves combining bits of a gangster’s brain with the brain of an otherwise meek English professor.  Bela Lugosi plays a rival mobster.

First released in 1940, Black Friday is an entertaining combination of sci-fi horror and gangster action.  Originally, Lugosi was going to play the mad scientist and Karloff was going to play the mobster but Karloff, who felt he had been typecast as a villain, reportedly requested to be given the more sympathetic role.  This noir-tinged fright flick was the last of the movies that Karloff and Lugosi would make together,

Horror Scenes I Love: Udo Kier in Suspiria


Today would have been the 82nd birthday of the great German actor, Udo Kier.

Today’s scene that I love features Kier in the only version of Suspiria that matters, the original one directed by Dario Argento.  In this scene, Kier discusses witchcraft with Jessica Harper.

4 Shots From 4 Horror Films: Special Jack Arnold Edition


4 Shots From 4 Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!

110 years ago today, future director Jack Arnold was born in Connecticut.  Arnold started his film career making documentaries and he ended it directing episode of The Brady Bunch and The Love Boat.  In between all of that, he directed some of the best-remembered “creature” films of the 1950s.  Anytime you see a movie featuring giant monsters, you’re seeing a film that owes a debt to the work of Jack Arnold.  Arnold also directed the classic Creature of the Black Lagoon.

Today, in honor of Jack Arnold, TSL is proud to present….

4 Shots From 4 Jack Arnold Films

It Came From Outer Space (1953, dir by Jack Arnold, DP: Clifford Stine)

Creature From The Black Lagoon (1954, dir by Jack Arnold, DP: William E. Snyder)

Tarantula (1955, dir by Jack Arnold, DP: George Robinson)

The Incredible Shrinking Man (1957, dir by Jack Arnold, DP: Ellis W. Carter)

Music Video of the Day: Love Kills by Vinnie Vincent Invasion (1988, directed by Nigel Dick)


After a stint as lead guitarist for KISS, Vinnie Vincent went on to form Vinnie Vincent Invasion.  Though the band was only together for four years before the members split up to pursue their own projects (two members of the band would go on to form Slaughter), Vinnie Vincent Invasion had a number of minor hits during its existence.

Love Kills was featured in Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master and Freddy repaid them for the song by appearing in the music video.  This video was directed by Nigel Dick, who I think has directed at least one video for every band that has ever existed.

Enjoy!

Horror Song of the Day: Dead Skin Mask (by Slayer)


“Dead Skin Mask” is one of Slayer’s creepiest and most effective songs, and it’s easy to see why it has become a Halloween-season staple. It comes from the band’s 1990 studio album Seasons in the Abyss, and instead of going full blast from the first second, it slowly builds this cold, uneasy atmosphere before the riffs start hitting hard. It’s classic Slayer, but with a more haunting, horror-movie kind of menace.

The song is written from the viewpoint of Ed Gein, the infamous Wisconsin killer, grave robber, and necrophile whose crimes inspired characters in films like Psycho and The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. Slayer doesn’t just name-drop him; the lyrics put you inside his twisted head, with Gein speaking to a victim as if he’s welcoming her into his home. That first-person approach is what makes the song so unsettling—it’s not just about a monster, it’s about being trapped in the same room as one.

On the studio version, the guitar solo after the second verse is a great example of why the Kerry King/Jeff Hanneman partnership worked so well. King kicks off the solo section with his fast, aggressive, almost chaotic lead playing, and Hanneman answers with his own darker, more melodic lines. They trade leads back and forth, and the whole thing feels like the musical equivalent of a horror scene spiraling out of control.

What really sells the song is the mood. The opening clean guitar part is eerie, Tom Araya’s vocals sound genuinely disturbed, and the final moments—where a childlike voice pleads with “Mr. Gein”—are absolutely chilling. It’s one of those metal songs that understands horror is often more effective when it’s slow and creepy rather than loud and constant.

That’s why “Dead Skin Mask” is perfect for October. Whether you’re putting together a Halloween playlist, watching slasher movies, or just want something appropriately grim for a dark autumn night, this track fits right in. It’s heavy, unsettling, historically inspired, and packed with that classic Slayer sense of dread—basically spooky-season metal at its finest.

Dead Skin Mask

[Intro]
How I’ve waited for you to come
I’ve been here all alone
Now that you’ve arrived
Please stay awhile
And I promise I won’t keep you long
I’ll keep you forever…forever…forever…

[Verse 1]
Graze the skin with my fingertips
The brush of dead cold flesh appease the means
Provoking images delicate features so smooth
A pleasant fragrance in the light of the moon

[Chorus]
Dance with the dead in my dreams
Listen to their hallowed screams
The dead have taken my soul
Temptation’s lost all control

[Verse 2]
Simple smiles elude psychotic eyes
Lose all mind control, rationale declines
Empty eyes enslave the creations
Of placid faces and lifeless pageants!

In the depths of a mind insane
Fantasy and reality are the same!

[Solo @2:19]

[Verse 3]
Graze the skin with my fingertips
The brush of dead warm flesh pacifies the means
Incised members ornaments on my being
Adulating the skin before me

[Verse 2]
Simple smiles elude psychotic eyes
Lose all mind control, rationale declines
Empty eyes enslave the creations
Of placid faces and lifeless pageants!

[Chorus]
Dance with the dead in my dreams
Listen to their hallowed screams
The dead have taken my soul
Temptation’s lost all control
Dance with the dead in my dreams
Listen to their hallowed screams
The dead have taken my soul
Temptation’s lost all control

[Outro (young woman’s voice)]
Hello?
Hello Mr. Gein?
Mr. Gein?
Let me outta here Mr. Gein
Mr. Gein?
I don’t wanna play anymore Mr. Gein
Mr. Gein this isn’t fun anymore I don’t wanna play anymore Mr. Gein
Mr. Gein?
I want out of here Mr. Gein!
Let me out now

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