Happy Father’s Day, from the pulps!
Song of the Day: Falling In Love (by Aerosmith)

Alright, let’s talk about a seriously underrated gem from Aerosmith’s later years: Falling In Love (Is So Hard On The Knees). If you only know the band from their big power ballads, you’re missing out on this side of them. This track is pure, unapologetic fun, and it’s the perfect example of why they’re rock legends. It’s got that classic, bluesy swagger that just makes you want to crank up the volume and strut around the room. Forget the sappy love songs; this is Aerosmith reminding everyone that they are, first and foremost, a rock and roll band that knows how to have a good laugh. The groove alone is so dirty and infectious that you’ll be nodding your head before Steven Tyler even opens his mouth.
And speaking of Tyler, the genius of this song is how it takes the emotional rollercoaster of love and just turns it on its head with a massive dose of humor. He isn’t crooning about a broken heart here; he’s basically throwing his hands up and saying, “This whole love thing is ridiculous!” The title itself is a killer metaphor—love literally brings you to your knees, both physically and emotionally—but the real gold is in the wordplay. Check out the double entendre in lines like “I major in love, but in all minor keys,” which is a clever nod to both musical theory and the melancholy that often comes with romance. And then there’s the absolute classic, “Don’t give me no lip, I’ve got enough of my own,” which works as both a sassy put-down and a sly wink at, well, using your lips for other things in a relationship. It’s self-deprecating, surprisingly clever, and makes light of the universal struggle of romance without ever sounding whiny.
You also have to see the music video, which was directed by none other than Michael Bay, and it is absolutely bonkers in the best way possible. It’s a surreal, chaotic masterpiece of 90s MTV, filled with wild imagery like a man literally chained up, leashed by his tongue, and being tormented by gorgeous women. It’s weird, it’s funny, and it’s a perfect visual match for the song’s chaotic energy. The video won a Moonman for Best Rock Video, and honestly, you watch it once and you’ll never forget it. It takes the playful, masochistic vibe of the lyrics and turns it into a visual feast that amplifies every wink and nudge Tyler throws out in the verses.
Now, set your watch for around the 2:05 mark, because that’s when Joe Perry steps out and absolutely takes over. The solo runs from about 2:05 to 2:25 and honestly, those 25 seconds are worth the price of admission alone. He comes in hot — not showy for the sake of it, but mean and deliberate, like every note has a purpose. There’s this gritty, almost bluesy bite to it that reminds you Perry is not just a rock guitarist, he’s a feel guitarist. He bends notes in ways that sound almost vocal, like he and Tyler are having a conversation, and then he just rips into this run toward the end that’ll make you hit rewind before you even realize you’ve done it. It’s compact, it’s nasty in the best way, and it’s over before you want it to be — which honestly is the mark of a truly great solo.
Look, I’ll be honest—I was late to the Aerosmith party. For the longest time, I only knew them from their Walk This Way collab with Run-DMC, which I loved, but I stupidly figured that was their only trick. It wasn’t until I randomly heard Cryin’ and Amazing on the radio one summer that something clicked, and I dove headfirst into their 90s output. That era—Get a Grip, Nine Lives, Permanent Vacation—absolutely hooked me with its mix of grit, melody, and pure swagger. And once I was in, I never looked back… well, except to go binge Toys in the Attic and Rocks and realize what I’d been missing all those years. So if you’re like me and you’ve slept on this band, do yourself a favor: put Falling In Love (Is So Hard On The Knees) on, pay close attention to the lyrical gymnastics, and just let it put a smile on your face. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Falling In Love (Is Hard On The Knees)
You’re so bad you’re so bad you’re so
You’re so bad you’re so bad
You think you’re in love
Like it’s a real sure thing
But every time you fall
You get your ass in a sling
You used to be strong
But now it’s ooh baby please
‘Cause falling in love is so hard on the knees
You’re so bad you’re so bad you’re so
You’re so bad you’re so bad
We was making love when you told me that you loved me
I thought ol’ cupid he was taking aim
I was believer when you told me that you loved me
And then you called me someone else’s name
There ain’t gonna be no more beggin’ you please
You know what I want
And it ain’t one of these
You’re bad to the bone
And your girlfriend agrees
That falling in love is so hard on the knees
You’re so bad you’re so bad you’re so
You’re so bad you’re so bad
Chip off the old block
Man you’re so much like your sister
My fantasize it must be out of luck
My old libido has been blowing a transistor
I feel like I have been hit by a fuck
Yeah
I’m Jonesin’ on love
Yeah I got the DT’s
You say that we will
But there ain’t no guarantees
I’m major in love
But in all minor keys
Cause falling in love is so hard on the knees
What are you looking for
It’s got to be hard core
Must be some kind of nouveau riche
Is this your only chance
Or some hypnotic trance
Let’s get you on a tighter leash
Own it own it own it
[guitar solo @2:05]
You’re so bad you’re so bad you’re so
You’re so bad you’re so bad
You ain’t that good
Is what you said down to the letter
But you like the way I hold the microphone
Sometimes I?m good but when I’m bad
I’m even better
Don’t give me no lip
I’ve got enough of my own
There ain’t gonna be no more beggin’ you please
You know what I want
And it ain’t one of these
You’re bad to the bone
And your girlfriend agrees
That falling in love is so hard on the knees
I’m Jonesin’ on love
Yeah I got the DT’s
You say that we will yeah
But there ain’t no guarantees
I’m major in love
But in all minor keys
‘Cause falling in love is so hard on the knees
Great Guitar Solos Series
- Master of Puppets (by Metallica)
- Free Bird (by Lynyrd Skynyrd)
- Hotel California (by The Eagles)
- Stairway to Heaven (by Led Zeppelin)
- Texas Flood (by Stevie Ray Vaughan)
- Comfortably Numb (by Pink Floyd)
- Powerslave (by Iron Maiden)
- Fade to Black (by Metallica)
- Bohemian Rhapsody (by Queen)
- Sweet Child o’ Mine (Guns N’ Roses)
- Mr. Crowley (by Ozzy Osbourne)
- Rainbow in the Dark (by Dio)
- Róisín Dubh (by Thin Lizzy)
- Rock You Like A Hurricane (by Scorpions)
- Whipping Post (by Allman Brothers Band)
- Carry On Wayward Son (by Kansas)
- War Pigs (by Black Sabbath)
- Since I’ve Been Loving You (by Led Zeppelin)
- Satch Boogie (by Joe Satriani)
- Rambin’ Man (by The Allman Brothers Band)
- Sympathy for the Devil (by The Rolling Stones)
- Little Wing (by Jimi Hendrix)
- While My Guitar Gently Weeps (by the Beatles)
- The Rocker (by Thin Lizzy)
- Bulls on Parade (by Rage Against the Machine)
- Eruption (by Van Halen)
- Killer Queen (by Queen)
- Something (by The Beatles)
- Maggot Brain (by Funkadelic)
- Cliffs of Dover (by Eric Johnson)
- Black Magic Woman (by Carlos Santana)
- Layla (by Derek & The Dominoes)
- Dazed and Confused (by Led Zeppelin)
- Blue Sky (by The Allman Brothers Band)
- Southern Man (by Neil Young)
- Know Your Enemy (by Rage Against the Machine)
- Highway Star (by Deep Purple)
- Sharp Dressed Man (by ZZ Top)
- Black Hole Sun (by Soundgarden)
- Aqualung (by Jethro Tull)
- Scuttle Buttin’ (by Stevie Ray Vaughan)
- All Along the Watchtower (by Jimi Hendrix)
- Paranoid (by Black Sabbath)
- Any Way You Want It (by Journey)
- Light My Fire (by The Doors)
Scenes That I Love: Mega Shark versus Giant Octopus
4 Shots From 4 Films: Special Underwater Menace Edition
4 Shots From 4 Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films is all about letting the visuals do the talking.
Jaws is 51 years old!
It’s time for….
4 Shots From 4 Underwater Menace Films
Artwork of the Day: The Courtship of Eddie’s Father (Artist Unknown)
Music Video of the Day: Twilight Hotel by Quiet Riot (1986, directed by Dominic Orlando)
Twilight Hotel was the second single to be released off of QRIII, the fifth studio album from Quiet Riot. Unfortunately, neither the single nor the video was as popular as the other single released off of QRIII, The Wild and the Young.
Director Dominic Orlando also directed videos for Kansas, The Beach Boys, Celine Dion, Dolly Parton, The Fat Boys, and several other artist that you would not necessarily expect to see at a Quiet Riot concert.
Enjoy!
Late Night Retro Television Review: Saved By The Bell 2.7 “Rent-A-Pop”
Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Saturdays, I will be reviewing Saved By The Bell, which ran on NBC from 1989 to 1993. The entire show is currently streaming on Tubi!
This week, we meet two new characters.
Episode 2.7 “Rent-A-Pop”
(Dir by Don Barnhart, originally aired on October 20th, 1990)
Remember how, in Junior High, Zack’s parents were divorced and his father was played by Robert Pine, the captain from CHiPs? His father even dated Ms. Bliss at one point. The relationship didn’t last because Zack, as usual, ruined everything by being a trouble maker. Add to that, Ms. Bliss was her usual condescending self….
Well, forget about all that.
Zack lives in California now and his parents are still together. His father, Derek Morris (John Sanderford), is now a computer salesman who played a little baseball in college and who is always on his big mobile phone. When Zack tries to tell Derek about how he’s struggling in school, Derek waves him off so that he can take a business call.
Zack has a problem. He wants to go on the class ski trip. However, he’s failing all of his classes and Belding wants to see his father. Luckily, the Max’s new waiter, James (Mark Blankfield), just happens to be an unemployed actor who has nothing better to do than help out a bunch of teenagers who are about 30 years younger than him. Zack’s plan is for James to pretend to be Mr. Belding and to assure Zack’s father that Zack is doing well in school. Then, James will switch and pretend to be Zack’s father for the official meeting with Belding. Does all that sound way too complicated? Well, it is. Zack never came up with a plan that wasn’t ludicrously complicated. In this case, it involves faking a Chess Club poisoning so that Belding won’t be in his office when Derek arrives.
Meanwhile, there’s a school carnival going on in the gym. Oh no! Look over at the dunk tank! There’s the real Derek Morris getting ready to throw baseballs at the real Mr. Belding!
“Who is this jerk?” Derek asks after dunking Mr. Belding.
Mr. Belding introduces himself. Derek learns the truth. Zack is grounded but Derek learns an important lesson about spending too much time on the phone.
I have to admit that this episode is a favorite of mine. That’s largely due to the performances of Mark Blankfield and John Sanderford, both of whom are now deceased. (Sanderford passed in 2023 and Blankfield in 2024.) Both actors bring some much needed new energy to the show. Blankfield’s performance is broad but funny. Sanderford’s performance, quite appropriately, is a bit more grounded in reality. My favorite moment in this episode is when Derek Morris notices Mr. Belding’s computer and announces, “I sell these,” before then asking James a lot of questions about it. James’s confusion was perfectly played by Mark Blankfield and it was impossible not to smile about how enthusiastic Derek got about potentially making a sale. Even at a meeting to discuss his son’s academic record, Derek was always looking for an opportunity. That’s the sign of a great salesman and a potentially lousy father.
Both Derek Morris and James the Actor would return and why not? This episode provided them with a great introduction.
Review: Wandering Earth (dir. by Frant Gwo)

“Regardless of the outcome for the history of mankind, we have decided to choose hope!” — MOSS
When The Wandering Earth hit theaters in 2019, it wasn’t just another blockbuster; it was a massive cultural event that announced Chinese cinema had arrived on the global sci-fi stage. Directed by Frant Gwo and based on a novella by Cixin Liu, the film presents an apocalyptic scenario that makes most Western disaster movies look like minor neighborhood inconveniences. The sun is dying and rapidly expanding, threatening to swallow the Earth. Instead of building a fleet of spaceships to escape—an approach familiar to fans of Interstellar or WALL-E—humanity decides to strap ten thousand massive thrusters to the planet and physically fly the entire Earth to a new solar system. It is a wildly ambitious concept, and the film matches that ambition with a scale that is genuinely jaw-dropping, even if the execution sometimes stumbles under its own weight.
The core premise of The Wandering Earth is where the film’s most fascinating positives lie. In Western sci-fi, the go-to survival strategy usually involves a chosen few hopping onto a ship, leaving a doomed Earth behind. Gwo’s film flips that script entirely. Taking the whole planet with you is a deeply rooted cultural metaphor. It speaks to a connection to the land, an ancestral tie to home that cannot be easily severed. In layman’s terms, if your house is flooding, you don’t just grab a life raft and leave; you try to put the whole house on stilts and float away. This collectivist approach to survival sets the tone for the entire movie. The hero isn’t a single maverick saving the day through individual brilliance; it is a massive, coordinated effort of thousands of engineers, astronauts, and rescue workers. This thematic freshness is a massive point in the film’s favor.
Visually, the movie is an absolute triumph, which is another major positive. The production design is stunning, especially considering it was a trailblazer for high-budget Chinese sci-fi. The planetary engines are these colossal, monolithic structures that make humans look like ants, perfectly capturing the sheer engineering scale required to move a planet. The surface of the Earth, frozen solid as the planet moves away from the sun, is rendered in bleak, atmospheric blues and whites. You really feel the bitter, unforgiving cold of a world that has been abandoned by its star. Sure, if you look closely, some of the CGI can look a little video-gamey, particularly in the faster action sequences. But the overall aesthetic is so dense and imaginative that it’s easy to forgive the moments where the digital effects stretch a bit thin. The design of the rugged transport vehicles, the claustrophobic underground cities, and the menacing, swirling red eye of Jupiter when the Earth gets caught in its gravity—all of it creates a visually cohesive and immersive world.
However, when we shift from the macro to the micro, the film’s flaws become glaringly apparent, starting with its pacing and narrative structure. The plot essentially operates as a relentless series of escalating, life-or-death obstacles. As soon as the characters solve one problem, another, bigger problem immediately pops up. It is an exhausting, breathless way to tell a story, which keeps the adrenaline high but leaves very little room to breathe. The Earth gets caught in Jupiter’s gravitational pull, the planetary thrusters fail, a rescue team has to transport a lighting device across a frozen wasteland, and so on. For a casual viewer, this makes for an exciting, edge-of-your-seat experience. Analytically, however, it exposes a script that relies heavily on convenience and last-minute problem-solving. The characters are constantly shouting scientific jargon to explain why the newest disaster is happening and how they can fix it, which sometimes feels less like organic storytelling and more like a frantic physics lecture you didn’t study for.
The human element is another area where the film struggles with significant flaws. The story centers on the fractured relationship between astronaut Liu Peiqiang, who is stationed on a navigating space station, and his rebellious teenage son Liu Qi, who sneaks out to the frozen surface with his adopted sister. The family dynamic is meant to be the emotional anchor of the film, and there are genuinely poignant moments regarding sacrifice and the lengths parents will go to protect their children. Unfortunately, these emotional beats are often delivered with a very heavy hand. The dialogue can be quite melodramatic, and the characters fall into recognizable archetypes—the angry young man, the stoic mentor, the plucky comic relief. The acting and line delivery can feel over-the-top and stilted. While Western audiences might find this jarring, it fits comfortably within the stylistic norms of Chinese dramatic cinema. Even so, broad emotional strokes and underdeveloped side characters hold the script back from achieving true narrative greatness.
Despite these narrative and emotional flaws, what redeems The Wandering Earth and makes it so compelling is how it leans into its thematic positives. In a standard Hollywood disaster film like Armageddon or 2012, you can bet that one charismatic hero will defy orders, punch a villain, and save the day in the final seconds. Here, the protagonists fail. A lot. Their plans don’t work, and it takes the combined, synchronized effort of rescue teams from all over the globe—including characters we never even meet—to push the story forward. There is a specific, powerful sequence where a group of international rescue workers are pushing a heavy vehicle up a slope, and one by one they fall from exhaustion, only to be immediately replaced by others stepping in to take their place. It is a brilliant, simple visual metaphor for collective endurance. The film argues that humanity survives not through individual heroism, but through shared suffering and mutual sacrifice, which ultimately elevates the flawed script.
Ultimately, The Wandering Earth is a milestone film that demands respect, warts and all. Frant Gwo managed to craft a spectacle that rivals anything coming out of Hollywood, while infusing it with a distinctly Chinese cultural identity. It is not a perfect movie. The pacing is exhausting, the exposition can be clunky, the science is often baffling, and the emotional resonance relies heavily on the audience’s willingness to accept melodramatic family tropes. Yet, the sheer audacity of the concept, the incredible world-building, and the thematic focus on communal survival make it a deeply rewarding watch. The positives of its visual ambition and unique cultural perspective heavily outweigh the flaws of its script and pacing. It is a film that asks what it means to save the world, and boldly answers that it takes the whole world to do it.
Lisa Marie’s Week In Television: 6/14/26 — 6/20/26
Buskers (PBS)
This documentary was about …. well, it’s right there in the title. One man performed card tricks. A woman played a saw like a violin. Another woman wrote poems on a typewriter in the park. A man danced on a subway train. The documentary was an interesting look at a group of unique Americans. Unfortunately, I watched it rather late at night so my eyelids were heavy during the majority of the show.
Degrassi: The Next Generation (Tubi)
My review will drop tomorrow.
Homicide: Life on the Street (Peacock TV)
My review will drop tomorrow.
Kyōryū Sentai Zyuranger (Shout TV)
There’s just no stopping those dinosaurs!
The Larry Sanders Show (HBOMax)
Hank’s Sex Tape! Oh my God, what a cringey episode. When a sex tape featuring Hank Kingsley starts to circulate in Hollywood, it threatens Hank’s new job as an orange juice commercial spokesman. Henry Winkler and Norm MacDonald appear as themselves and have a classic conversation about Hank and …. well, you can watch the episode and see for yourself. Why is this episode so funny and so cringey? Hank is played by Jeffrey Tambor. “Wash your mouth out with Hank.” AGCK!
Saved By The Bell (Tubi)
My review of this week’s episode will drop in about 90 minutes.
UFC Freedom 250 (Paramount Plus)
I’ll just go ahead and tick everyone off by admitting that I enjoyed the spectacle and the unique silliness of UFC on the White House lawn. Yes, there were some regrettable moments. If you were annoyed by the comment about a certain former first lady, you had every right to be. It was a stupid thing to yell and unnecessarily divisive. But, at its heart, the event itself was pure Americana. Abraham Lincoln’s favorite sport was wrestling. Teddy Roosevelt loved boxing. Richard Nixon was a bowler. There’s actually a long history of this sort of thing.
Watched and Reviewed:
Lifetime Film Review: I Killed Him In My Sleep (dir by Katie Boland)
Kelty Crawford (Abigail Breslin) is thirty years old and troubled. She’s the epitome of almost every Generation Z cliche imaginable. Haunted by a terrible accident and various guilt and mental issues, she currently has few career prospects, little money, and an upcoming wedding that is going to cost her a fortune.
She’s also having trouble sleeping. She sleepwalks and, when she does wake up, she’s doing strange things like eating the toothpaste straight out of the tube. Both to make some extra cash and to try to find out what is at the root of her sleepwalking, Kelty agrees to take part in a sleep study that is being conducted by the rather shady Dr. Baylour (Michael Eklund). Baylour gives her a shot of a powerful drug. Kelty falls into a deep sleep and she immediately has dreams about killing a man that she doesn’t know.
During her waking hours, Kelty is shocked to sees a news story about how the body of the man she dreamed of killing has recently been discovered. Kelty fears that she killed the man in her sleep. Kelty is also shocked when Dr. Baylour vanishes without paying her for taking part in his sleep study. Hey, Dr. Baylour — she’s got a wedding to pay for!
I had high hopes for I Killed Him In My Sleep. Abigail Breslin, who was just ten years old when she was nominated for an Oscar for her performance in Little Miss Sunshine, has developed into a good actress and she especially seems to be well-cast as people who are dealing with dark secrets. The film’s premise sounded intriguing. It sounded like I Killed Him In My Sleep would embrace the melodrama, much in the same way that Doug Campbell and Eric Roberts did with the Stalked By My Doctor series. (Remember Stalked By My Doctor: A Sleepwalker’s Nightmare? That was a classic!) And, to give credit where credit is due, this film did feature one twist that actually did take me by surprise.
And yet, with all that in mind, I Killed Him In My Sleep fell flat for me. A lot of it is because, instead of fully embracing the melodrama and cheerfully celebrating the excess that goes along with it, the film moves very slowly and seems to take itself very seriously. With its muted cinematography and its overly talky characters, this is a film that tries so hard to be naturalistic that it instead ends up feeling even more fake than usual. Abigail Breslin is a good actress and she probably does about as well as anyone could have with this role. Unfortunately, her dialogue sounds more like a series of social media posts than an actual human being. Kelty may not be a typical Lifetime heroine but that she’s also just not that interesting.
That said, the plot had potential and the nightmare scenes were well-directed. The film captured the feeling of waking up disorientated and not being quite sure what you’ve just spent the last few hours doing. A few nights ago, I dreamt that I had a job at a retirement community and that I did so well that everyone living there was happier than they had ever been. That was a nice dream and far better than killing people.


















