Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Fridays, I will be reviewing St. Elsewhere, a medical show which ran on NBC from 1982 to 1988. The show can be found on Daily Motion.
This week, Westphall finds something else to feel depressed about.
Episode 4.9 “Sanctuary”
(Dir by Eric Laneuville, originally aired on December 4th, 1985)
Dr. Ehrlich has been demoted to gynecology, the department he most fears. He even begs Dr. Caldwell to allow him to return to plastic surgery, but Caldwell has no sympathy for him. Caldwell tells Ehrlich that he’s a loser and that he’ll always be a loser.
Well, Ehrlich may be a loser, but he also helps deliver a baby in this episode and learns that he can actually get through the day without offending someone. Bobby Caldwell, on the other hand, makes a joke about Lucy’s breasts in front of a patient and ends up getting reported for sexual harassment. When Lucy points out to Auschlander that Caldwell’s statement was both demeaning and uttered in front of a patient, Caldwell argues that Lucy is taking things too personally and that he was just joking. (Ugh. Every woman has had a Bobby Caldwell in her life.) Auschlander asks Lucy to leave the room and then tells Bobby that if he ever makes another joke like that, he’ll be fired. While it’s good that Auschlander makes it clear that Bobby’s conduct was unprofessional, sending Lucy out of the room beforehand only leaves her feeling more isolated. Auschlander is willing to reprimand Caldwell, but only in private, a consideration that Bobby wasn’t willing to show Lucy.
Lucy is angry, and it doesn’t help that Nurse Rosenthal essentially says that Lucy only has herself to blame for being too flirtatious with the doctors in the past. Oh God, this episode was not easy for me to watch. I used to work as an administrative assistant. My boss was a good guy who always treated me with respect. (It undoubtedly helped that he was a good friend of my mom’s and we had more of a father/daughter relationship than a standard boss/employee relationship.) However, I lost track of the number of other men who would tell me that they appreciated it whenever I wore a skirt or who would hang out at my desk and watch whenever I had to lean forward for any particular reason. I would smile and say something silly in response because that just seemed like the easiest way to deal with things. The other women who worked in the building always told me that I should “dress down,” but I didn’t want to do that. I just wanted to be myself.
Meanwhile, Dr. Fiscus loses a patient, a homeless man (Mark Casella) who once helped Fiscus move. Before the man dies, he sees an Egyptian sarcophagus being X-rayed and comments on how people still remember the rulers of ancient Egypt but no one is going to remember him. After he dies, Fiscus and his girlfriend, X-ray technician Mona Polita (Leah Ayres), wrap the man’s body and put him in an empty sarcophagus.
Finally, Westphall’s new housekeeper, Morena (Edith Diaz), is rushed to the ER with back pain. With the help of Dr. Morrison (who speaks fluent Spanish as a result of attending a South American medical school), Westphall learns that Morena was tortured in her native El Salvador. As usual, Dr. Westphall makes Morena’s tragedy all about himself by using her as an example of why the hospital needs to adopt Westphall’s plans to reach out to the community.
The next day, Westphall snaps at the residents about their lack of community spirit. Fiscus finally snaps that he’s sick of being lectured by Westphall and leaves the room. Good for Fiscus! Seriously, Westphall’s self-righteousness has been unbearable this season. Just because Westphall can’t figure out how to communicate with his autistic son, he’s been making everyone else’s life miserable.
This was another rather sad episode of St. Elsewhere. There’s not much happiness to be found in St. Eligius. That said, Lucy’s storyline was touching and also a reminder that, in some ways, 2026 is not that different from 1985. And I was glad that the poor homeless man was given a burial fit for a king. If nothing else, Fiscus will never forget him.
“Like a Stone” is one of Audioslave’s defining songs: a slow-burning rock ballad that feels enormous without ever becoming overly busy. Released on the band’s 2002 self-titled debut, it pairs a deceptively simple, steady arrangement with a mood of isolation, reflection, and patient longing. For a new listener, the easiest way to describe it is as a late-night song—one built around the feeling of sitting with your thoughts after everyone else has gone home. The track’s famous central image, waiting “like a stone,” gives it a spiritual, almost haunted quality.
That mood reflects Chris Cornell’s own explanation of the lyrics. Cornell said the other members of Audioslave asked him what the song was about, and his answer was death—specifically, imagining what it might be like to wait in the afterlife. That idea gives the narrator’s solitude a deeper meaning: he is not simply waiting for a person or living through ordinary heartbreak, but existing in a kind of suspended spiritual space, waiting to be reunited with those who have already passed on. It is a heavy premise, yet Cornell presents it with enough ambiguity that the song still feels personal to anyone hearing longing, regret, faith, or grief in its words.
The musical backbone is strikingly restrained. Tim Commerford’s bass and Brad Wilk’s drums hold down a deliberate, spacious groove, while Tom Morello plays a clean, chiming guitar figure that gives the song its mournful atmosphere. Unlike the aggressive, effects-heavy riffs people may associate with Rage Against the Machine, Morello largely serves the song’s emotional weight here; the guitar rings out like a distant signal rather than competing for attention. Chris Cornell’s vocals are soulful and powerful, but what makes the performance special is his control: he begins in a weary, intimate register, then gradually brings more ache and force into the chorus without losing the song’s sense of loneliness.
Morello gets his standout moment in the final stretch: his guitar solo begins at roughly 2:54 in the album recording. It is brief, but it is exactly the right kind of brief—more melodic and emotionally focused than flashy, rising out of the song like a final release of tension. He bends and sustains notes instead of turning the moment into a technical showcase, which fits the track’s somber atmosphere perfectly. “Like a Stone” is proof that Audioslave could make something as memorable through patience and feeling as they could through sheer volume: Cornell’s voice gives it its soul, and Morello’s guitar gives that soul a final, searching echo.
Like a Stone
On a cobweb afternoon, in a room full of emptiness By a freeway, I confess I was lost in the pages Of a book full of death, reading how we’ll die alone And if we’re good, we’ll lay to rest anywhere we wanna go
In your house, I long to be Room by room, patiently I’ll wait for you there like a stone I’ll wait for you there alone
And on my deathbed, I will pray to the gods and the angels Like a pagan to anyone who will take me to Heaven To a place I recall, I was there so long ago The sky was bruised, the wine was bled, and there you led me on
In your house, I long to be Room by room, patiently I’ll wait for you there like a stone I’ll wait for you there alone, alone
[guitar solo @2:54]
And on I read, until the day was gone And I sat in regret of all the things I’ve done For all that I’ve blessed, and all that I’ve wronged In dreams until my death, I will wander on
In your house, I long to be Room by room, patiently I’ll wait for you there like a stone I’ll wait for you there alone, alone
As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in a few weekly watch parties. On Twitter, I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday and I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday. On Mastodon, I am one of the five hosts of #MondayActionMovie! Every week, we get together. We watch a movie. We tweet our way through it.
Tonight, at 10 pm et, I will be hosting #FridayNightFlix! The movie? John Carpenter’s They Live!
If you want to join us this Friday, just hop onto twitter, find They Live on Prime, start the movie at 10 pm et, and use the #FridayNightFlix hashtag! I’ll be there happily tweeting. It’s a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.
In this scene, Captain Queeg (Humphrey Bogart) is cross-examined by Barney Greenwald (Jose Ferrer). The court martial concerns whether or not an officer under Queeg’s command was justified in taking over the ship from Queeg. Greenwald, tasked with defending the head mutineer, knows that the only way to win the case is to expose Queeg himself as a paranoid and unstable officer. Greenwald does his job but he’s not happy about it.
This scene, directed by Edward Dmytryk, features both Bogart and Ferrer at their absolute best.
4 Or More Shots From 4 Or More Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!
117 years ago, on this date in Columbia, Canada, director Edward Dmytryk was born. Today, we honor this underrated filmmaker with….
4 Shots From 4 Edward Dmytryk Films
Murder, My Sweet (1944, dir by Edward Dmytryk, DP: Harry J. Wild)
Crossfire (1947, dir by Edward Dmytryk, DP: J. Roy Hunt)
The Caine Mutiny (1954, dir by Edward Dmytryk, DP: Franz Planer)
The Carpetbaggers (1964, dir by Edward Dmytryk, DP: Joseph MacDonald)
I used to think that this song was called Borderline. I thought the chorus was “Borderline! Love isn’t always unkind!” Of course, the song actually goes, “Hold the line! Love isn’t always on time!,” which makes more sense.
When this song was recorded, “Hold the line” meant to stay in place. In this case, the lyrics were directed at a girl who was waiting for the lead singer to commit. Back in the days of landline phones, it was also something that you said to someone before putting them on hold so you could take another call. This song became Toto’s first hits and remains one of the band’s signature songs. When guitarist Steve Lukather finally disbanded Toto in 2009, he said it was because he no longer felt that he could continue to sing Hold the Line with a straight face.
Even before MTV actually became a thing, Toto was doing music videos. Their video for Hold the Line is a simple performance piece. It may not have cost much money but it still helped to bring the song to an audience that might have otherwise missed it.
Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Thursdays, I will be reviewing Hunter, which aired on NBC from 1984 to 1991. The entire show is currently streaming on Tubi and several other services!
This week, the first season of Hunter comes to a close.
Episode 1.19 “Sniper”
(Dir by James Whitmore, Jr., originally aired on May 18th, 1985)
Someone is using a sniper rifle to target blonde women who visit a national park. Hunter suspects that the sniper might have Army training, and he focuses his investigation on a nearby military base. Hunter’s instincts are correct. Early on, we’re shown that the sniper is Sgt. Dennis Balzer (Jack Starrett, the actor/director who also played the abusive cop who fell out of the helicopter in First Blood). Years ago, Balzer’s heart was broken by a blonde woman, and now he’s seeking revenge by killing every blonde he sees. It’s always odd to me how Hunter, a show about a detective, never seemed to try to generate any suspense as to who was going to turn out to be guilty. Instead, we usually learn the killer’s identity before Hunter does.
Meanwhile, Hunter also has to deal with something even scarier than a sniper: he’s being audited by the IRS. James Cromwell appears as the IRS agent, who eventually ends up auditing the entire department.
Since its very first episode, Hunter has been a violent show. Both Hunter and McCall have been portrayed as shoot-first, ask-questions-later types of cops, though Hunter does seem to be a much better shot than McCall. This episode was even more violent than usual, and the mix of innocent people getting shot in the head with comedic scenes about tax evasion sometimes felt a bit awkward. That said, who doesn’t hate the IRS? (Anyone who enjoys paying taxes is a commie sap.) I was glad to see that Hunter had the same attitude.
This episode brings the first season of Hunter to a close. Looking over the first season, it can be argued that more than a few of the episodes featured stories that felt a bit generic. The idea of Hunter being the son of a mobster was abandoned early on. And while the violence was undoubtedly part of the show’s appeal, it still feels strange that Hunter can kill so many people every week without getting into any trouble over it. What made this season work was the chemistry between Fred Dryer and Stepfanie Kramer. Fred Dryer may not have been the greatest actor in the world, but he had an engaging smile, he could deliver a one-liner, and the showrunners obviously understood that the sight of the very tall Dryer crammed into a broken-down car would more than make up for what he may have lacked in range. As for Stepfanie Kramer, the first season showed that she could hold her own in the action scenes, and her banter with Dryer was usually the highlight of each episode. That was certainly the case here.
Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! This Thursday, I will be reviewing Warden Duffy of San Quinten, which aired its only episode on NBC in 1952. The show can be found on YouTube!
The real-life Warden Clinton Duffy
Episode 1.1 “The Hostages”
(Dir by Walter Doniger, originally aired in 1952)
“Welcome to my hometown,” Warden Clinton Duffy (Paul Kelly) narrates over a montage of still shots of California’s San Quentin Prison. Duffy explains that San Quentin has its own fire department, its own athletic field, its own hospital, and even its own jail, reserved for the prisoners who are too dangerous to be allowed in the general population.
Shot in a noir style, this episode follows one prisoner (John Ireland) who masterminds an attempted jailbreak. He gets his brother (Charles Nolte) to smuggle in a gun. He and his accomplice (Lawrence Tierney) take two members of the prison board hostage and kill a guard. The dapper Clinton Duffy, well known as an advocate for prison reform, tries to negotiate. Negotiations don’t go well, and the episode ends with Tierney, Ireland, and their accomplices dead on the floor of their cell.
Warden Clinton Duffy was a real person. He served as San Quentin’s warden from 1940 to 1952 and had a reputation as a liberal-minded reformer who tried to treat the prisoners with as much humanity as possible. Duffy wrote several books about his time as warden and was also known as an opponent of capital punishment. This show presents him as someone who wants the best for his prisoners but is still willing to give the order to shoot if that’s what is needed to protect innocent lives. Indeed, one gets the feeling that the prisoners’ biggest mistake was taking hostages. If the hostages’ lives hadn’t been in danger, Duffy probably would have been more willing to talk.
Interestingly, Paul Kelly, the actor who plays Duffy, was himself a former San Quentin inmate. Kelly was convicted of manslaughter in 1927 after he beat another actor, Ray Raymond, to death. (Kelly was having an affair with Raymond’s wife and claimed that he had no idea how hard he had hit Raymond when the other actor confronted him.) Kelly served 25 months in San Quentin and, when he was released, was told that while on parole he could take acting jobs, but only if they paid no more than $30 a week. Amazingly, his manslaughter conviction didn’t seem to slow his career at all. Nowadays, an unconfirmed rumor of cannibalism is enough to force a once-prominent actor to start working with Uwe Boll.
As for the pilot, it wasn’t picked up for a series, and it’s easy to see why. The pilot has a noir look that I liked, but the action moved slowly. Stories about hostage negotiations often seem dramatically inert, if only because they always seem to go through the exact same beats. Dog Day Afternoon is the exception to the rule. That said, director Walter Doniger obviously liked the idea of putting Duffy’s story on screen, because he later directed the 1954 film Duffy of San Quentin. In the film, Warden Duffy was again played by Paul Kelly.
Paul Kelly died of a heart attack in 1956, at the age of 57. Clinton Duffy retired as warden of San Quentin in 1952, the same year this pilot aired. He died in 1982.
Core is one of those debut albums that has spent decades being celebrated, dismissed, rediscovered, and reassessed. Released in 1992, Stone Temple Pilots’ first full-length album arrived at the exact moment alternative rock stopped being a subcultural phenomenon and became the dominant sound on rock radio, MTV, and mainstream youth culture. Nirvana had already detonated the commercial landscape with Nevermind, while Soundgarden were about to reach even greater heights with Superunknown. Along with those records, Core became part of the broad grunge trifecta that dominated the airwaves in the early 1990s: Nirvana’s Nevermind, Soundgarden’s Superunknown, and Stone Temple Pilots’ Core. The comparison was never perfectly tidy—Stone Temple Pilots came from Southern California, not Seattle—but these albums were all central to the era’s hard-rock mainstream.
That success also made Stone Temple Pilots an easy target. A number of critics at the time treated the band as grunge followers rather than innovators, accusing them of chasing the sound popularized by Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains, Nirvana, and Soundgarden. On a superficial level, it is easy to see why. Core has the huge distorted riffs, brooding low end, emotionally damaged lyrics, and intense vocals that became closely associated with early-1990s alternative rock. But that criticism overlooks what the record actually does. Stone Temple Pilots were never just a watered-down version of one Seattle band. They drew from classic blues-based hard rock, psychedelic rock, punk, glam, funk, and metal, then pushed those influences through the darker, heavier sensibility of the grunge era.
The opening track, Dead & Bloated, immediately establishes that mixture. Dean DeLeo’s guitar entrance has a bluesy, muscular character, but its heaviness gives the song a sinister edge. Scott Weiland comes in sounding low, theatrical, and almost predatory, stretching out phrases as if he is trying to make every line uncomfortable. It is a grimy introduction, but the song also has a groove that prevents it from becoming merely blunt-force aggression. Robert DeLeo’s bass is especially important here. Rather than simply following the guitar, it moves around the riff and gives the track an elastic, almost funky pulse. Eric Kretz’s drumming locks the entire thing together with a direct, powerful attack.
That chemistry is one of the best things about Core. Scott Weiland was a magnetic frontman, but Stone Temple Pilots were not a band built around one personality. The DeLeo brothers and Kretz give the album its body. Robert DeLeo’s bass lines are melodic, active, and frequently more adventurous than the average early-1990s hard-rock bass part. Dean DeLeo’s guitar playing is equally crucial. He had a knack for writing riffs that were heavy without being generic and melodic without becoming soft. His parts tend to have little twists in their chord voicings, transitions, and lead flourishes, making even the album’s most familiar songs sound more carefully constructed than they first appear.
Wicked Garden is an early showcase for those strengths. Its riff is dark, heavy, and dirty, but the arrangement has a memorable swing rather than the mechanical stomp of conventional metal. Weiland’s vocal melody is catchy even when the lyrics feel vague and unsettling, and that contrast is a big part of the song’s appeal. Stone Temple Pilots could make music that sounded menacing while still understanding the value of a hook. Wicked Garden has enough weight to satisfy listeners looking for something aggressive, but it also has the kind of melodic shape that made the band a natural fit for radio.
Then comes Plush, the song that turned Stone Temple Pilots into a major rock band. Its opening guitar figure remains one of the defining sounds of the decade, and the song’s slow-burning verse-to-chorus escalation is nearly flawless. Plush was played so constantly in the 1990s that it can be easy to forget just how strong it is as a piece of songwriting. The track is built with real patience: the verses maintain a tense, shadowy mood, then the chorus opens up without feeling like a cheap attempt at a sing-along payoff. Weiland’s vocal is wounded, seductive, ragged, and emotionally distant all at once. It feels personal without being overly specific, which helped give the song its strange staying power.
Plush captures much of what made Core commercially successful. It has the heaviness of grunge, the accessibility of classic hard rock, and a melodic sophistication that suggested Stone Temple Pilots were capable of more than simply riding a trend. Still, Core is more interesting when it moves away from the songs that became permanent radio staples. Creep, for example, offers a softer and more vulnerable side of the band. Its acoustic-led arrangement, restrained rhythm, and melancholy vocal give the song room to breathe. It is less immediate than Plush, but it reveals that Stone Temple Pilots could create atmosphere without relying on volume or distortion.
Sex Type Thing is the album’s most confrontational track and remains one of its most complicated. Musically, it is built around a massive, stomping riff and an aggressive rhythm section that makes it feel almost physically hostile. Weiland’s voice is harsh, snarling, and deliberately ugly. The song was often misunderstood as a celebration of sexual aggression, but its perspective is more accurately read as an embodiment of predatory entitlement. The narrator is not meant to come across as admirable; he is meant to sound grotesque. That distinction did not always register in the way the song was marketed or consumed, especially when it became a rock-radio staple, but the ugliness in the performance is central to its effect.
While many listeners understandably gravitated toward the popular tracks—Plush, Creep, and Sex Type Thing—the best song on Core, to my ears, is Where the River Goes. Those singles each represent an essential piece of the album’s appeal: Plush is the enormous melodic breakthrough, Creep is its most reflective and vulnerable moment, and Sex Type Thing is its rawest burst of aggression. But Where the River Goes feels like the point where Stone Temple Pilots’ full musical identity comes into focus. It is less obviously designed for radio, more ambitious in shape, and more revealing of the different traditions the band could pull together.
What makes Where the River Goes so effective is how naturally it meshes the bluesy hard-rock language of the 1970s with a slowed-down, heavier form of late-1970s and early-1980s punk influence, then adds the metallic force of the mid-to-late 1980s. Its punk element is not expressed through the kind of frantic speed or high-energy attack usually associated with punk. Instead, the song takes punk’s tension, stripped-down bluntness, and confrontational edge, then slows it into a thick, stalking groove. The result has classic-rock swagger, but it never settles into a simple blues-rock pattern. It moves with a deliberate, coiled sense of pressure, as though it is always preparing to lunge rather than simply racing ahead.
That slowed-down punk influence gives the track much of its personality. Dean DeLeo’s guitar work has the weight and tonal density associated with heavier 1980s metal, but the arrangement retains punk’s refusal to become too polished or self-indulgent. The song is forceful without drifting into flashy excess. Robert DeLeo and Eric Kretz keep the groove grounded, creating a push-and-pull between the track’s lumbering heaviness and its underlying nervous energy. Weiland’s vocal performance fits that mood perfectly. Rather than singing it as a conventional hard-rock anthem, he moves through the song with restraint, weariness, and mounting desperation, making the shifts in the music feel emotionally connected rather than merely technical.
This is also where Core most clearly distinguishes itself from Nevermind and Superunknown. All three records were enormously important in defining what rock music sounded like in the early 1990s, but their strengths came from different places. Nevermind is driven by punk directness, explosive loud-quiet dynamics, and Kurt Cobain’s raw emotional immediacy. Superunknown is defined by Soundgarden’s colossal riffs, psychedelic unease, unconventional rhythms, and Chris Cornell’s larger-than-life vocal performances. Core shares some of the heaviness, alienation, and darkness of those albums, but Where the River Goes highlights Stone Temple Pilots’ ability to draw from several generations of rock music without sounding locked into any one of them.
The song does not make Core better than Nevermind or Superunknown, nor does it need to. What it does is show why Stone Temple Pilots deserved to be considered more than an imitation of the bands surrounding them. Where the River Goes feels like a mission statement hidden near the end of the record. It contains 1970s hard-rock blues, a slower, more menacing version of punk’s attitude and stripped-down attack, and 1980s metal weight, all filtered through the DeLeo brothers’ melodic instincts and Weiland’s unpredictable vocal presence. It is a song that makes the band’s supposed “grunge” identity feel much too narrow.
The rest of the album reinforces that point. Piece of Pie is noisy, sarcastic, and built around a riff that sounds like a reaction to the music-business machinery Stone Temple Pilots were suddenly becoming part of. Naked Sunday has a lurching rhythm and an odd, slightly off-balance quality that makes it more interesting than a standard deep cut. Sin brings back the darker, abrasive energy of the first half, while Crackerman combines a punchy hard-rock structure with a sense of creeping unease. Even when the band lean into familiar grunge-era textures, they rarely sound entirely comfortable staying in one lane.
Core is big and polished, but it does not feel sterile. The guitars are thick, the bass has real presence, the drums hit hard, and Weiland’s vocals sit clearly at the center without overwhelming the rest of the band. It is an album designed to sound powerful on loud speakers, whether it is blasting from an old car stereo, playing at a packed party, or coming through a pair of headphones decades later. The production gives the songs enough punch for radio, but it also lets the small details in the arrangements survive.
In retrospect, Core may not have been as disruptive as Nevermind or as expansive and bizarre as Superunknown, but it absolutely belongs in the conversation around the albums that defined early-1990s rock. Nirvana brought punk volatility and exposed emotional rawness into the mainstream. Soundgarden brought heaviness, psychedelic ambition, and complexity. Stone Temple Pilots brought a bruised but stylish blend of hard-rock muscle, melodic craft, and damaged glamour. Their sound fit the grunge moment, but it also carried the DNA of older rock traditions and hinted at the stylistic range they would explore on later albums.
That is why Core has outlived the old accusations that it was merely derivative. There are certainly echoes of its era throughout the record, and nobody should pretend otherwise. But the album’s best material endures because of the band’s chemistry: Dean DeLeo’s sharp, inventive riffs, Robert DeLeo’s constantly moving bass, Eric Kretz’s sturdy but responsive drumming, and Scott Weiland’s ability to make every song feel like a damaged little drama. Core is rough around the edges, occasionally blunt, and unmistakably rooted in 1992. It is also loud, catchy, moody, and packed with the musical personality that made Stone Temple Pilots more than a footnote to the grunge boom.