Review: 100 Bullets Vol. 5 – The Counterfeit Detective


“You don’t need a face to know who you are.” — Agent Graves

With The Counterfifth Detective, Brian Azzarello and Eduardo Risso pull 100 Bullets back toward the kind of hard-boiled detective story its title and visual style have been flirting with since the beginning. The series has spent four volumes building from Agent Graves’s deceptively simple revenge offer into a much wider conspiracy involving the Trust, the Minutemen, and a long list of people carrying old grudges, hidden loyalties, and enough baggage to sink a city block. This fifth collection does not exactly slow that larger story down, but it does give it a tighter, more focused mystery to work through.

The central character is Milo Garret, a Los Angeles private investigator who wakes up in a hospital after what appears to have been a very bad car accident. His face is wrapped in bandages, his memories are incomplete, and his life has somehow become even more miserable than the average 100 Bullets protagonist’s. Naturally, Agent Graves shows up at exactly the moment when Milo is vulnerable, angry, and looking for somebody to blame. Graves gives him the familiar attaché case containing a gun, proof, and one hundred untraceable bullets, then suggests that Milo’s accident may not have been accidental at all.

That setup brings the series back to its original premise, but there is an important difference this time. Milo is not merely an ordinary person presented with a chance to kill the person who ruined his life. He is a detective, or at least he very badly wants to be the kind of detective he has seen in old movies and read about in pulp novels. He drinks too much, gets knocked around constantly, talks like somebody trying to turn every conversation into a Bogart monologue, and keeps walking into dangerous situations because it is what he thinks a real private eye is supposed to do. It would be easy for that to become irritating, but Azzarello makes Milo’s self-conscious noir act part of what makes him interesting.

Milo is clearly performing an identity, even before the story begins questioning whether he really understands his own past. He treats the hard-drinking, wisecracking private detective routine like armor. With his face literally hidden beneath layers of bandages, he has even more reason to cling to the image of who he believes he is. That gives The Counterfifth Detective a stranger and more personal angle than the earlier revenge stories. Milo is not just trying to find out who hurt him. He is trying to find out what he has forgotten, why so many people seem to know more about him than he does, and whether the version of himself he believes in has ever been real.

The title itself is one of those Azzarello word games that sounds like nonsense until the book starts circling around identity, forgery, and false versions of the truth. Milo gets drawn into the search for a stolen painting, but the painting is not simply a MacGuffin to move the plot along. It becomes tied to memory, deception, and the larger secrets that have been buried around the Trust and the Minutemen. Like much of 100 Bullets, the plot does not always hand the reader clean explanations right away. People speak in half-truths, conversations seem to skip over the most important details, and every time Milo gets what looks like an answer, it creates two more questions.

That can make the volume feel deliberately tangled. Azzarello is not writing a traditional detective mystery where every clue fits neatly into place by the final chapter. This is a conspiracy story told from the point of view of a man who has been dropped into the middle of it with a damaged memory and a gun in his hand. Milo is confused because he should be confused. The reader is meant to feel that same instability as the people around him lie, betray each other, disappear, get beaten up, or turn up dead before they can explain what they know.

At the same time, this is one of the more accessible volumes since the early days of the series because Milo gives the story a strong point of view. A Foregone Tomorrow was important for expanding the scope of the Trust and making the Minutemen feel like a real part of the series rather than vague backstory, but it was also intentionally scattered. The Counterfifth Detective still feeds the larger mythology, yet it is built around one man trying to survive one increasingly ugly case. The result feels more focused, even when the actual plot becomes more complicated.

Agent Graves is especially effective here because his role has changed so much from the early volumes. He still presents himself as a man offering someone the tools to take revenge, but it is impossible to see him as a neutral facilitator anymore. Graves knows far more about Milo than Milo does. He is not just giving the detective a choice; he is guiding him toward a confrontation that has clear value in Graves’s wider war against the Trust. The attaché case remains a powerful symbol because it looks like freedom. It promises immunity, a weapon, and a chance to settle the score. But in this series, the case is never really freedom. It is an invitation into Graves’s game.

The presence of Lono also helps give the story some extra menace. Lono is one of the series’ most unnerving characters because he is not merely violent; he seems to enjoy making everybody else feel smaller, dirtier, and more helpless. Whenever he appears, the atmosphere immediately gets worse. He brings a kind of ugly unpredictability that contrasts nicely with Graves’s calm manipulation. Graves always seems like he has calculated the next ten moves. Lono feels like he might wreck the board just to hear the pieces crack.

Risso’s artwork continues to carry an enormous amount of the book’s personality. The bandaged Milo is a great visual creation because he looks both mysterious and ridiculous, like a cheap horror-movie monster trying to pass himself off as a tough guy. Risso finds the humor in that image without undercutting the danger around it. He is also excellent at making Los Angeles feel appropriately worn down and hostile. The city is not glamorous here. It is a place of cheap offices, dim bars, empty roads, battered cars, suspicious hotel rooms, and people who look like they have been awake for three days making terrible decisions.

His use of shadow remains one of the series’ biggest strengths. A room can be almost empty and still feel tense because of the angle of a lamp, the silhouette of somebody standing in a doorway, or the way a character’s face is half-covered by darkness. That visual approach suits a story about missing memories and hidden identities perfectly. Risso rarely needs to make a big flashy gesture to sell danger. Sometimes all it takes is someone sitting too calmly in the wrong place.

Azzarello’s dialogue is still sharp, vulgar, and often very funny in a nasty way. Not every line lands, and the characters can sometimes sound like they are competing to be the most quotable person in the room, but that heightened style has become part of the book’s identity. These are people who use tough talk as a weapon. They insult, threaten, flirt, and lie in the same breath because direct honesty would make them too vulnerable.

100 Bullets Vol. 5: The Counterfifth Detective is a strong installment because it combines the series’ expanding conspiracy with a satisfying noir setup. Milo Garret is not as immediately sympathetic as Dizzy Cordova or as tragically lost as Loop Hughes, but he is a memorable lead precisely because he is such an imperfect version of a classic private eye. He wants answers, revenge, and a sense of control, but the deeper he goes, the clearer it becomes that he may be chasing a life that was invented for him by somebody else.

This is not the cleanest or easiest 100 Bullets volume, and readers looking for every mystery to be fully explained may come away frustrated. But it is stylish, mean, funny, and packed with the kind of uneasy connections that make the larger series addictive. Azzarello keeps tightening the web around Agent Graves, the Trust, and the surviving Minutemen, while Risso makes every page look like it was pulled from the darkest corner of a crime film. By the end, Milo may have found some answers, but like everybody who accepts Graves’s offer, he has paid far more for them than he ever expected.

100 Bullets Volume Reviews

Song of the Day: Do It To Me (Once More) by Riz Ortolani


The House on the Edge of the Park (1980, dir by Ruggero Deodato)

Today’s song of the day is a deathless little disco song that comes from the soundtrack of Ruggero Deodato‘s legendarily tacky film, The House On The Edge Of The Park.  This was one of many songs composed by Riz Ortolani, the John Williams of Italian exploitation cinema.

(This is also the song that Giovanni Lombardo Radice was dancing to in today’s scene that I love.)

Scenes That I Love: Giovanni Lombardo Radice Dances in The House on The Edge of the Park


Today, the Shattered Lens celebrates what would have been the 72nd birthday of the great Italian actor (and my friend), Giovanni Lombardo Radice!

I’ve shared this scene before but I’ll happily share it again.  In Ruggero Deodato’s The House On The Edge of the Park, Giovanni Lombardo Radice shows a bunch of rich jerks how he can dance.  Dancing with Radice is his frequent co-star, Lorraine De Selle.  Wearing the yellow suit is the equally iconic David Hess.

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special 2014 Edition


4 Shots From 4 Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!

Today, we pay tribute to the cinematic year of 2018.  It’s time for

4 Shots From 4 2018 Films

Mandy (2018, dir by Pan Cosmatos)

First Reformed (2018, dir by Paul Schrader)

A Quiet Place (2018, dir by John Krasinski)

Mom and Dad (2018, dir by Brian Taylor)

 

Music Video of the Day: Once In A Lifetime by Talking Heads (1981, directed by David Byrne and Toni Basil)


Once In A Lifetime has since become one of the signature tunes of the ’80s but, when the song was first released in 1981, it didn’t even manage to break the top 100 on the US charts, peaking at 103.  (The song did find more success in the UK, where it reached #13.)  At the time, the song was not considered to be “radio friendly.”  Not even the fact that the video was put into heavy rotation during the early days of MTV could change the minds of stubborn programmers who were convinced that the sound of David Byrne considering his life would lead to listeners switching the channel.

The video, which features multiple David Byrnes performing against a white backdrop, was directed by Byrne and the famous dancer/choreographer Toni Basil.  (Basil, of course, had her own hit around the same time with her video for Mickey.)  In the book, MTV Ruled the World – The Early Years of Music Video, Basil discussed making the video with Byrne:

“He wanted to research movement, but he wanted to research movement more as an actor, as does David Bowie, as does Mick Jagger. They come to movement in another way, not as a trained dancer. Or not really interested in dance steps. He wanted to research people in trances – different trances in church and different trances with snakes. So we went over to UCLA and USC, and we viewed a lot of footage of documentaries on that subject. And then he took the ideas, and he ‘physicalized’ the ideas from these documentary-style films … David kind of choreographed himself. I set up the camera, put him in front of it and asked him to absorb those ideas. Then I left the room so he could be alone with himself. I came back, looked at the videotape, and we chose physical moves that worked with the music. I just helped to stylize his moves a little.”

As for the song, Byrne has said that he came up with most of the lyrics while listening to radio evangelists and the song’s plaintive cry of “How did I get here?” should sound familiar to anyone who has ever heard any of the old style preachers going at it.  The song’s signature bassline was developed by Tina Weymouth, who has said that she based it on the sound of her husband (and Talking Heads drummer) Chris Frantz yelling.

As for the song, it may not have charted but it has gone on to become one of the defining songs of the 80s.  The song would also be one of the highlights of the greatest concert film ever made, Stop Making Sense.

Late Night Retro Television Review: Pacific Blue 4.20 “Trust”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Tuesdays, I will be reviewing Pacific Blue, a cop show that aired from 1996 to 2000 on the USA Network!  It’s currently streaming everywhere, though I’m watching it on Tubi.

This week, Cory makes another stupid mistake.

Episode 4.20 “Trust”

(Dir by Terence H. Winkless, originally aired on April 11th, 1999)

When her best friend is murdered, Cory assumes that the killer is her friend’s ex-boyfriend, Mark (Joel Gretsch).  FBI profiler Jerry Beck (Eric Scott Woods) agrees.  In fact, he claims that Mark is a serial killer who has been stalking and killing blondes across the country.  Cory, who blames herself for her friend’s death and who has recently broken up with Bobby Cruz, works with Jerry to try to stop Mark’s reign of terror.  But what if Jerry Beck isn’t who he says he is?  What if the real Jerry Beck was murdered and an imposter took on his identity?

This is one of those episodes where Monica pretty much figures out what’s going on but everyone ignores her because both the characters and the show itself seem to have a bizarre hated for her.  Every episode in which Monica appears seems to feature Monica doing better detective work than everyone else on the bike patrol and getting absolutely no credit for it.  In this case, Cory does eventually admit that Monica was right so I guess that’s progress.

Oh, this was a stupid episode.  Having an FBI profiler turn out to actually be a serial killer isn’t a bad idea but having the killer somehow steal the identity of an actual FBI agent without anyone noticing is one of those things that just asks for too much of a suspension of disbelief.  Having Cory then fall for the fake FBI agent while she’s supposed to searching for the killer of her best friend was just another example of Cory basically acting like an idiot.  That’s been a frequent thing with Cory this season.  It’s odd because Cory used to actually be the smart member of the bike patrol.

While Cory is trying to avenge her friend’s death, Granger hooks up with a woman that he meets online.  Jamie is skeptical that CyberVixen is going to be the next Mrs. Granger.  It’s always funny to me to see television shows that attempted to deal with the Internet in the 90s.  You can always tell that they were written by aging boomers who weren’t quite sure what the Internet was and probably expected it to just be a brief fad.

To me, the funniest moment in this episode was the members of Pacific Blue realizing that Cory was alone with a serial killer so, instead of calling a squad car, they all just hopped on their bicycles and rode over to Cory’s apartment.  I mean, would it kill them to take a car for once?  I imagine they would have gotten over to the apartment quicker.

This episode was pretty dumb.

Retro Television Review: Saved By The Bell: The New Class 2.19 “The Class of 2020”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Tuesdays, I will be reviewing Saved By The Bell: The New Class, which ran on NBC from 1993 to 2o00.  The show is currently on Prime.

“One thing I’ll never forget is when the writers were too lazy to come up with a new episode so we just did a clip show instead….”

Episode 2.19 “The Class of 2020”

(Dir by Don Barnhart, originally aired on November 19th, 1994)

Screech and Belding are making a documentary to put in the time capsule for the class of 2020.  Wow, those 2020 graduates will be amazed to see what the world was like before they were born!

Megan and Bobby are interviewed.  Lindsay and Tommy are interviewed.  Rachel and Brian are interviewed.  There’s a lot of dialogue like “Remember that time we thought we got Mr. Belding fired?” and “I’ll never forget the time my friends helped me out.”  Yep, it’s a clip show.  One of the clips comes from the previous week’s episode.

Two things of note:

One of Lindsay and Tommy’s clips features Weasel and Scott from the previous season.  That makes this episode the only time that anyone during the second season actually acknowledged that Scott, Weasel, and Vicki used to go to Bayside.

Secondly, Rachel and Brian talk about falling in love over the summer at the country club.  But this episode ends with Screech and Belding talking about how Screech’s first year as Belding’s administrative assistant is coming to an end.  None of the students met Screech until he started working as Belding’s administrative assistant, as the start of the school year.  But they all know Screech in the country club episodes.  In fact, Screech is the one who hired them.  So, the country club episodes have to have taken place during the summer after Screech’s first year as Belding’s academic assistant.  So, this clip show apparently includes clips from the future.  Maybe Brian and Rachel are time travelers.

Anyway, it’s a clip show.  Who cares?

Guilty Pleasure No. 130: The 13th Warrior (dir. by John McTiernan)


“The All-Father wove the skein of your life a long time ago. Go and hide in a hole if you wish, but you won’t live one instant longer. Your fate is fixed. Fear profits a man nothing.” — Herger the Joyous

Few films wear the scars of a difficult production as visibly—and as entertainingly—as John McTiernan’s The 13th Warrior. It is messy, truncated, occasionally incoherent, and visibly caught between two competing creative visions. Yet it also has an atmosphere that many more polished historical adventures lack: wet forests, torchlit halls, thick fog, blackened skies, grim Norse rituals, and a band of warriors who look as though they have spent their entire lives sleeping in armor and drinking themselves toward an early grave. It is not a great film, but it is an undeniably entertaining one—and one of the more fascinating guilty pleasures of the late-1990s blockbuster era.

Loosely adapted from Michael Crichton’s novel Eaters of the Dead, which itself plays with the historical legend of Ahmad ibn Fadlan and folds it into a rough retelling of Beowulf, The 13th Warrior begins with Antonio Banderas as Ahmed ibn Fahdlan. Ahmed is an Arab court poet and diplomat banished from Baghdad after an indiscretion involving a powerful man’s wife. He is sent north as an ambassador, where his refined manners, education, and cultivated worldview put him in immediate contrast with the brutal, loud, heavily armed Norsemen he encounters. The movie gets a surprising amount of mileage out of that culture-clash premise. Ahmed is initially horrified by the Vikings’ hygiene, manners, food, and casual relationship with violence, while the Vikings regard him as an odd, under-equipped foreigner who seems far too elegant to be useful in a fight.

The story kicks into gear when a group of Norse warriors is summoned to aid a distant village terrorized by mysterious attackers known as the Wendol. According to prophecy, thirteen men must go—and the thirteenth cannot be a Northman. Ahmed, despite having no real desire to be involved in this nightmare expedition, becomes the required outsider. From there, the film turns into a lean survival-horror adventure: the warriors travel into an isolated northern settlement where people are being abducted and mutilated by enemies who seem to emerge from the darkness itself. The Wendol wear animal skulls, move through the night like ghosts, and are initially presented less as a human army than as something ancient and supernatural.

That eerie buildup is easily the best thing about The 13th Warrior. McTiernan, the director of Die Hard, Predator, and The Hunt for Red October, knew how to make hostile environments feel dangerous. The village is surrounded by dense woods and oppressive mountains, while the interiors are lit by fire, smoke, and shadows. The film often feels as if it is taking place at the edge of the known world. Even when the plot becomes shaky, the mood holds. There is a genuinely creepy quality to the Wendol’s first attacks, especially when horns sound in the distance and figures descend from the hills in the rain. The movie may never fully sell the mythology behind its villains, but it absolutely sells the fear they inspire.

Banderas is a somewhat unconventional choice for Ahmed, and his casting has always been one of the film’s stranger elements. He brings charisma and physical presence, but the accent situation is obviously all over the place. Still, he makes the character’s gradual transformation satisfying. Ahmed begins as a man who sees himself as superior to these crude northerners, only to discover that their apparent barbarism is paired with courage, loyalty, humor, and a practical intelligence he had underestimated. His evolution into a capable warrior is predictable, but it works because Banderas plays the early discomfort well. The famous moment when Ahmed learns the Norse language simply by listening around the campfire is absurdly accelerated, but it is also one of the movie’s most memorable scenes. It tells the audience, with no subtlety whatsoever, that he has crossed into their world.

The supporting cast gives the film much of its appeal. Vladimir Kulich’s Buliwyf is the quiet center of the group, a noble warrior king whose death is basically foretold from the moment he appears. Kulich has the right imposing, mythic presence for the role, and he makes Buliwyf feel like a living folk hero rather than just another stock Viking chief. Dennis Storhøi, Tony Curran, Richard Bremmer, and the rest of the warriors are not always given much individual development, but they create a convincing sense of companionship. Their banter, drinking, ritualized insults, and battle-ready camaraderie help the group feel like a unit with a history long before Ahmed arrived.

The action is another mixed but memorable part of the experience. McTiernan’s best films are often celebrated for their clarity of geography and movement, but The 13th Warrior is much murkier. Some of that is intentional: fights take place at night, in rain, amid smoke, fire, and chaos. But some of it also feels like a byproduct of an uneven post-production process. The movie is often too dark, too quickly edited, and too vague about what is happening from one beat to the next. Even so, there are flashes of real power. Ahmed forging a sword from a Viking weapon is a solid transformation moment, while the climactic infiltration of the Wendol cave has the pulpy appeal of an old adventure serial filtered through mud, blood, and 1990s studio excess.

The behind-the-scenes drama is arguably just as intriguing as the movie itself. The 13th Warrior became infamous for going significantly over budget and for the creative conflict between McTiernan and the studio. The reported disputes centered on the film’s tone, pacing, and specific scenes, with the studio evidently concerned that McTiernan’s version was too dark, too strange, and too inaccessible for a massive summer release. This was not a minor disagreement over a few trims. It became the kind of production struggle that leaves fingerprints all over the finished film. You can feel the tension between a moody, almost horror-driven historical fantasy and a more conventional action-adventure picture trying to break through the same material.

Michael Crichton, the author of Eaters of the Dead and a major force behind the project, eventually stepped in to oversee reshoots and re-editing. That fact alone makes The 13th Warrior unusually fascinating. It is not every day that the author of the source novel takes such a direct role in reshaping a film after its original director has already completed his work. Crichton reportedly pushed for a more straightforward, audience-friendly version, trimming and restructuring the movie in ways meant to clarify the story and increase its commercial appeal. The result is a film that often feels like two versions grafted together: one a grim, unnerving tale about outsiders confronting an almost prehistoric terror, the other a compressed heroic adventure about a reluctant man discovering his warrior spirit.

That conflict helps explain why the finished movie can feel so abrupt. Characters appear and disappear with little explanation, the Wendol mythology is only partially developed, and the final stretch rushes through material that could have supported a longer, more coherent climax. The film is barely over 100 minutes, yet it sometimes feels as though an entire half-hour of connective tissue vanished somewhere between the shoot and the theatrical cut. This is especially frustrating because there is clearly a richer movie buried inside the existing one. The setting, the central premise, the cultural collision, and the supernatural ambiguity all deserved more room to breathe.

Still, those flaws are part of why The 13th Warrior has endured as a cult favorite. It is easy to imagine a cleaner, more successful version, but it is also difficult to imagine that version being as peculiar or as memorable. The finished film has a strange, bruised personality. It carries the weight of a troubled production, but it also has enough great imagery, strong atmosphere, and old-fashioned adventure momentum to overcome its rough edges. It never reaches the level of McTiernan’s best work, and it is certainly not the definitive cinematic take on Beowulf. But as a cult, guilty-pleasure fantasy adventure, The 13th Warrior delivers more than its reputation might suggest.

Previous Guilty Pleasures

  1. Half-Baked
  2. Save The Last Dance
  3. Every Rose Has Its Thorns
  4. The Jeremy Kyle Show
  5. Invasion USA
  6. The Golden Child
  7. Final Destination 2
  8. Paparazzi
  9. The Principal
  10. The Substitute
  11. Terror In The Family
  12. Pandorum
  13. Lambada
  14. Fear
  15. Cocktail
  16. Keep Off The Grass
  17. Girls, Girls, Girls
  18. Class
  19. Tart
  20. King Kong vs. Godzilla
  21. Hawk the Slayer
  22. Battle Beyond the Stars
  23. Meridian
  24. Walk of Shame
  25. From Justin To Kelly
  26. Project Greenlight
  27. Sex Decoy: Love Stings
  28. Swimfan
  29. On the Line
  30. Wolfen
  31. Hail Caesar!
  32. It’s So Cold In The D
  33. In the Mix
  34. Healed By Grace
  35. Valley of the Dolls
  36. The Legend of Billie Jean
  37. Death Wish
  38. Shipping Wars
  39. Ghost Whisperer
  40. Parking Wars
  41. The Dead Are After Me
  42. Harper’s Island
  43. The Resurrection of Gavin Stone
  44. Paranormal State
  45. Utopia
  46. Bar Rescue
  47. The Powers of Matthew Star
  48. Spiker
  49. Heavenly Bodies
  50. Maid in Manhattan
  51. Rage and Honor
  52. Saved By The Bell 3. 21 “No Hope With Dope”
  53. Happy Gilmore
  54. Solarbabies
  55. The Dawn of Correction
  56. Once You Understand
  57. The Voyeurs 
  58. Robot Jox
  59. Teen Wolf
  60. The Running Man
  61. Double Dragon
  62. Backtrack
  63. Julie and Jack
  64. Karate Warrior
  65. Invaders From Mars
  66. Cloverfield
  67. Aerobicide 
  68. Blood Harvest
  69. Shocking Dark
  70. Face The Truth
  71. Submerged
  72. The Canyons
  73. Days of Thunder
  74. Van Helsing
  75. The Night Comes for Us
  76. Code of Silence
  77. Captain Ron
  78. Armageddon
  79. Kate’s Secret
  80. Point Break
  81. The Replacements
  82. The Shadow
  83. Meteor
  84. Last Action Hero
  85. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
  86. The Horror at 37,000 Feet
  87. The ‘Burbs
  88. Lifeforce
  89. Highschool of the Dead
  90. Ice Station Zebra
  91. No One Lives
  92. Brewster’s Millions
  93. Porky’s
  94. Revenge of the Nerds
  95. The Delta Force
  96. The Hidden
  97. Roller Boogie
  98. Raw Deal
  99. Death Merchant Series
  100. Ski Patrol
  101. The Executioner Series
  102. The Destroyer Series
  103. Private Teacher
  104. The Parker Series
  105. Ramba
  106. The Troubles of Janice
  107. Ironwood
  108. Interspecies Reviewers
  109. SST — Death Flight
  110. Undercover Brother
  111. Out for Justice
  112. Food Wars!
  113. Cherry
  114. Death Race
  115. The Beast Within
  116. Girl Series
  117. Gone in 60 Seconds
  118. Swordfish
  119. Marked For Death
  120. The Internship
  121. The Angry Red Planet
  122. 2012
  123. Old School
  124. No Escape
  125. In Death Series
  126. Alligator
  127. Little Annie Fanny
  128. Wicked Wanda
  129. Congo

Brad’s “Scene of the Day” features Michael Douglas in BLACK RAIN (1989)!


BLACK RAIN opened on September 22nd, 1989, and I’ve been a big fan since the first time I saw it. Director Ridley Scott creates a visual masterpiece where ethically challenged supercop Nick Conklin (Michael Douglas) and his tragically fated, but fun, partner Charlie Vincent (Andy Garcia) head to Japan to deliver a yakuza murderer to the authorities. When the prisoner gives them the slip, they stay over in the Land of the Rising Son and engage in a clash of cultures with strait laced Japanese cop Masahiro (Japanese cinematic legend Ken Takakura) as they all try recapture their man. Needless to say, things don’t always go well.

I’ve chosen the opening sequence where Michael looks extremely cool riding his motorcycle while Greg Allman sings “I’ll Be Holding On” over some pretty impressive credits. Enjoy my friends.