The MLB post-season is starting today and, with my Rangers not in contention, it’s time for me to pick a team to cheer for.
Usually, when the Rangers aren’t in the playoffs, I support the Astros because they’re the other team for Texas. This year, though, there’s too many hard feelings. I could justify cheering for the Rangers if they got into the post-season with an 81-81 record but I just can’t do it for the Astros.
When I can’t cheer for either the Astros or the Rangers, I usually cheer for whatever team is representing the South in the playoffs. This season, that would appear to be the Braves but the Braves are a National League team and I just can’t bring myself to support the NL.
So, who am I supporting this year?
Congratulations, Tampa Bay! I hope I’ll be cheering for you all the way through the World Series!
Today’s song of the day is this classic example of early EDM, Pump Up The Volume. That’s what we’re planning on doing here at the site all through October. Horrorthon makes me want to dance!
4 (or more) Shots From 4 (or more) Films is just what it says it is, 4 (or more) shots from 4 (or more) of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 (or more) Shots From 4 (or more) Films lets the visuals do the talking.
Today, the Shattered Lens wishes a happy 56th birthday to Danish director Nicholas Winding Refn! Drivewas one of the first films to really be celebrated on this site, receiving reviews from several contributors. Personally, I preferred The Neon Demon.
In honor of of the man and his work, it’s time for….
4 Shots from 4 Nicolas Winding Refn Films
Bronson (2008, dir by Nicolas Winding Refn, DP: Larry Smith)
Drive (2011, dir by Nicolas Winding Refn, DP: Newton Thomas Sigel)
Only God Forgives (2013,dir by Nicolas Winding Refn, DP: Larry Smith)
The Neon Demon (2016, dir by Nicolas Winding Refn, DP: Natasha Braier)
Obsession was originally written and recorded as a duet by Michael Des Barres and Holly Knight. The original version was included in the soundtrack for a forgotten 80s film called A Night In Heaven, which featured Lesley Ann Warren as a professor who has an affair with one of her students, a male stripper played by Christopher Atkins. The film was a flop but the song caught the attention of the band, Animotion. Their cover version is not only the best-known version of the song but it was also Animotion’s biggest hit.
Directed by underground filmmaker Amos Poe, the video featured the band performing in front of a pool and in a luxury house while dressed up in different costumes. Why Mark Anthony and Cleopatra? Why Amelia Earhart and Rudolph Valentino? Why not? It was the 80s and cocaine was very popular. The important thing is that both the video and the song came to epitomize an era.
I know this is running the risk of becoming a cliché but this is another song that I originally came to appreciate while playing Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. It was the perfect song for going for a midnight joyride in a stolen car. I crashed any number of vehicles into the ocean while listening to Animotion.
Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Mondays, I will be reviewing CHiPs, which ran on NBC from 1977 to 1983. The entire show is currently streaming on Prime!
This week, Bobby learns a lesson and the Getraer family has a crisis!
Episode 6.10 “Fallout”
(Dir by Nicholas Sgarro, originally aired on December 19th, 1982)
Ellen Getraer (Lynn-Holly Johnson), the never-before-mentioned daughter of Sgt. Getraer, has fallen in with a bunch of Episcopalians and is planning to protest a nuclear plant with them. The only problem is that the church bus has bad brakes, and it keeps causing accidents on the highway. Personally, I would have thrown that smarmy Rev. Porter (John Elerick) in prison, but instead the Highway Patrol just gives him a ticket at the first accident and, at the second, they help him and the protesters escape from their burning bus. (Ellen helps too.) At the end of the episode, both Porter and Ellen do get arrested while sitting in front of the nuclear plant, but they’re released soon afterwards. Sgt. Getraer is proud of his daughter for sticking up for what she believes in. And I’m sure he’ll probably remove the arrest from her record when no one’s watching.
This episode was actually more about Bobby Nelson learning how to control his temper while performing crowd control. At a training exercise, for instance, he throws a fit when Bruce brings up the name of his ex-girlfriend. All of this probably would have been more effective if we had previously seen any evidence of Bobby having any sort of temper. Ever since he was first introduced, Bobby has come across as something of a mellow airhead. Anyway, Bobby learns how to control that supposedly fearsome temper, and he does a good job at the nuclear protest. He makes his arrests politely and courteously. As a result, the plant workers (one of whom is played by a young Dennis “Mr. Belding” Haskins) can go to work.
The other big storyline was Ponch and Nelson arriving at the scene after young Louis Hindall (Adam Rich) is hit by a car. You would think this would be especially difficult for Ponch, seeing as how his fiancée was hit and killed by a drunk driver just two weeks ago. But Ponch never mentions her. Instead, he gets upset when he sees the bruises on Louis’s back and realizes that the boy is being abused by his mom’s new boyfriend, Hal (Paul Tulley).
Later, at the hospital, Hal overhears Ponch and Bobby talking about how Hal is an abuser, and he promptly takes off in his car. This leads to a high-speed chase and a fairly impressive stunt where Hal’s car somehow goes airborne and rolls across the top of a trailer. It’s kind of amazing that, while being chased by the cops, Hal’s first instinct was to turn into a lot full of cars that he could crash into.
Finally, upon learning that the LAPD has changed their height requirements, mechanic Harlan Arliss (played by 5’2″ Lou Wagner) puts in for a transfer. Unfortunately, he fails the physical because his eyesight isn’t 20/20. Ponch tells him that with the LAPD, he would have just been another cop. But with the Highway Patrol, he’s the world’s greatest mechanic. Awwww!
At one point, Ponch opens his locker and the inside of it is covered with pictures of women. But there’s no picture of his dead fiancée. Have you no heart, Ponch!?
First released in 2021, Kid 90 is a documentary about what it’s like to be rich, famous, and young. Apparently, it sucks. The time that it sucks the most is when you’re no longer a teenager and you’re looking back on on your past and trying to somehow shape it all into a coherent narrative.
The documentary was produced, directed, and written by Soleil Moon Frye, a former child actress who originally found fame in the early 80s as the star of a sitcom called Punky Brewster. That show was a bit before my time but I do remember seeing her on that episode of Saved By The Bell where she pretended to like Screech for his spaghetti sauce money. She’s also appeared in a few horror films, many of whom have found a second life in the streaming era. The daughter of actor Virgil Frye (he was the creepy in security guard in Herb Freed’s Graduation Day), Soleil apparently started carrying a video camera around at a young age and was constantly filming her friends, who included people like Leonardo DiCaprio, Mark-Paul Gosselaar, Mark Wahlberg, David Arquette, Stephen Dorff, the skaters who appeared in Larry Clark’s Kids, and a host of others. She also saved all of her diaries and her voicemails. Kid 90 was assembled from those artifacts. Soleil tells her story while discussing the pressures of being a young woman in Hollywood and being objectified when she was barely old enough to be considered a teenager. She talks about drugs, sex, her friends who died young, and the unique trauma of growing up while the entire world watches and judges. She talks about a relationship with an older man, who she doesn’t name even while pictures of her with Charlie Sheen appear on the screen. What she doesn’t do is go into too much detail.
Indeed, while watching Kid 90, the main thing that struck me was how guarded everyone seemed to be, even in the candid footage that was shot when they were all teens. Young Soleil asks her friends about their philosophy of life and none of them can come up with anything particularly interesting. Instead, they all sound like their reading from a script that was handed to them by a publicist. The voicemails that we hear are largely generic and uninteresting and, if not for the title card that accompanies each one, we would have no idea who was talking. (There’s only so much meaning that one can wring out of, “Hey, just calling to see if you were around.”) Yes, Leonard DiCaprio appears in a clip or two but DiCaprio also served as a producer on the film so you can be sure that those clips were very carefully selected. In the present, a handful of actors talk about the process of going from being teen actors to adults. Brian Austin Green talks about the first time that he realized that there were people who did not like him. (His shock about the failure of his rap career is actually kind of poignant.) David Arquette is goofy but honest when discussing his history of drug abuse. Stephen Dorff is thoughtful. Mark-Paul Gosselaar is likable but obviously careful about saying anything that could come back to haunt him. (I’ve never seen Gosselaar give a bad interview, largely because he’s a master of revealing just enough without revealing too much.) And then you’ve got poor Soleil, who struggles to assign some sort of bigger meaning to her youthful memories. She obviously doesn’t want to be known as just another spoiled child actress but, when she shares footage of herself hanging out with a bunch of New York skaters, it’s hard not to see her as being anything other than a rich kid slumming.
(Not that’s anything wrong with that! I did plenty of slumming when I was in college.)
In the end, Kid 90 is really about the innate human desire to take all of the random events of our life and shape them into some sort of grand narrative. Unfortunately, life is never really that easy to explain or categorize. No one in the film, Soleil included, really lets their guard down. I can’t say that I blame them.
What’s an Insomnia File? You know how some times you just can’t get any sleep and, at about three in the morning, you’ll find yourself watching whatever you can find on cable or streaming? This feature is all about those insomnia-inspired discoveries!
Are you having trouble getting to sleep tonight? Is your excitement about the upcoming Horrorthon keeping you awake? Well, if that’s case, you can always go over to YouTube and watch the 2023 film, Bring Him To Me.
In Bring Him To Me, Barry Pepper plays the driver. He’s a quiet man, a career criminal who is good at his job but who also doesn’t seem to particularly like it. We don’t really learn much about the Driver, at least not until the very end of the film. But one look at Pepper’s rough-hewn face and his world-weary eyes tells us more about him than any monologue could. He’s someone who has seen things that he would rather forget.
In this film, his job is to transport a talkative and asthmatic man credited as being the Passenger (Jamie Costa). We do eventually learn the Passenger’s name and quite a bit about his family situation. That’s because the Passenger will not stop talking. While the Driver is trying to do his job and transport the Passenger without getting emotionally involved in any of it, the Passenger simply will not stop revealing details about himself.
The film takes place entirely at night. The Driver finds himself being pursued by a number of different people, including a shady pawn shop owner (Sam Neill) who wants vengeance for both a theft and a beating. The film doesn’t always follow a linear timeline so it takes a while before it becomes clear just exactly what’s going on. Fortunately, there’s enough action and moral ambiguity to hold the viewer’s attention. This is the type of film that demands a lead who can keep everything from spinning out of control and Barry Pepper fulfills the role admirably.
I have to admit that, when Bring Him To Me started, I didn’t have much hope for it. The non-linear timeline, the occasional forced quirkiness of the dialogue, and the constant cursing made the film seem like it was just another heist film made by someone who was trying to be the next Tarantino. That said, the film won me over. Barry Pepper won me over. The gorgeous night cinematography won me over. And eventually, even the twisty story won me over. In the end, director Luke Sparke managed to bring all the disparate elements together into an intriguing noir-flavored film.
Bring Him To Me surprised me by actually being a decent movie. That’s one of the fun things about watching a random movie in the middle of the night. You never know what you might discover.
“What is rock and roll?” — Fire Up The Shoeshaw by Lionrick
In 1999’s Go, Sarah Polley plays Ronna, a supermarket cashier who is on the verge of getting kicked out of her apartment because she can’t pay the rent. (As Julianne Moore put it in Boogie Nights, “My landlord is a real jerk.”) When Adam (Scott Wolf) and Zack (Jay Mohr) approach her and ask if she can hook them up with twenty ecstasy pills, Ronna agrees. Her co-worker, Simon (Desmond Askew), is a low-level dealer and he’s gone to Las Vegas for the weekend. Ronna decides to get the pills from Simon’s connection, Todd Gaines (Timothy Olyphant). Because Ronna doesn’t have enough money to pay Todd, she agrees to leave her friend Claire (Katie Holmes) behind as collateral.
Meanwhile, Simon goes to Vegas with Marcus (Taye Diggs), Singh (James Duval), and Tiny (Breckin Meyer). While Singh and Tiny deal with the consequences of eating too much shrimp and Marcus deals with people assuming that he must work at the casino, Simon nearly burns down the hotel and then manages to piss off both a bouncer (Jimmy Shubert) and his father (J.E. Freeman).
Finally, in the film’s third storyline, Adam and Zack are revealed to be two soap opera actors who are secretly dating and who were busted by a bizarre cop named Burke Halverson (William Fichtner). Halverson wants Adam and Zack to help him set up Todd Gaines. However, beyond that, Halverson really wants Adam and Zack to have Christmas dinner with him and his wife (Jane Krakowski). Adam and Zack suspect that Halverson has ulterior motives and he does. However, it turns out that neither one of them could have guessed what Halverson really wants them to do.
Go is one of those films that seems like the greatest thing ever made when you’re a teenager and you’re watching it at your friend’s house with the volume turned down super low so that their parents don’t come in the room and ask why William Fichtner is wandering around naked while talking to Jay Mohr about cologne. Under those circumstances, it makes sense that the employees of a grocery store would all look like models and that they would spend their break playing the dead celebrity game. When you’re the right age, it doesn’t matter that Todd Gaines is a homicidal drug addict. All that matters is that Timothy Olyphant has probably never been sexier than he was in this film.
Once you grow up, it becomes a bit more obvious that Ronna, Simon, and even Adam and Zack are basically complete and total idiots and that they really have no one to blame but themselves for the trouble that they get into. When you’re a teenager and you watch Go, you ask yourself, “How could anyone evict someone during the holidays!?” When you’re an adult and you watch Go, you ask yourself, “Why didn’t you just pay your rent, Ronna?”
That said, I still love Go. Yes, it’s basically a rip-off of Pulp Fiction, but it’s still an energetic, well-acted, and surprisingly funny movie and I love the soundtrack. I love the fact that the film actually earns the right to be called Go by giving us a narrative that never stops to catch its breath. It’s a film about being young and being stupid and it perfectly captures why so many of us have nostalgia for the mistakes we made years ago. Go was Doug Liman’s follow-up to Swingers and feels like the type of film that would have been produced by Trent and Sue. It’s derivative, irresponsible, and oddly charming. It’s a mix of Los Angeles and Vegas that encourages us all to never stop moving.