Happy Birthday in badass heaven, Roy Scheider!


November 10th, 2026 would have been Roy Scheider’s 94th birthday. If you ever want a badass double-feature with two of the best car chases in movie history, pair up THE SEVEN-UPS and THE STONE KILLER. Both movies came out in 1973!

See THE SEVEN-UPS car chase below. It’s my favorite of all time!

Retro Television Review: Saved By The Bell: The New Class 3.1 “Welcome to Bayside”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Tuesdays, I will be reviewing Saved By The Bell: The New Class, which ran on NBC from 1993 to 2o00.  The show is currently on Prime.

This week, we start the third season.

Episode 3.1 “Welcome to Bayside”

(Dir by Don Barnhart, originally aired on September 9th, 1995)

It’s time to start another school year at Bayside High School. Screech is back as Mr. Belding’s assistant, and the first thing you might notice is that, between the end of the second season and the start of the third, Dustin Diamond became an even worse actor than he was before. Screech now literally screeches when he speaks and, whenever he’s upset, he takes on a falsetto voice and starts to cry. Mr. Belding is starting a diet and Screech is determined to keep him from eating candy and junk food and, in real life, Mr. Belding probably would have shot Screech in the head.

The second thing you might notice is that only Tommy D, Rachel, and Lindsay are back for the third season. Bobby, Megan, and Brian are all gone and are not even mentioned in this episode. Instead, a group of students have transferred from Valley High to Bayside. And luckily, three of them seem like they can perfectly step into the shoes left behind by Brian, Megan, and Bobby.

Ryan Parker (Richard Lee Jackson) is a blonde con artist who always has a scheme going. Hey, that’s just like Zack, Scott, and Brian! When Ryan went to Valley, he was infamous for TPing the halls of Bayside. He swears that he’s a Bayside Tiger now. He also has a rush on Lindsay, despite the fact that Tommy D has already told Rachel that he hopes to get another chance to be her boyfriend. Wow, that’s pretty much the same thing that happened when Scott was at the school. Whatever happened to Scott?

Maria Lopez (Samantha Becker) was the head cheerleader at Valley and now she wants to be the head cheerleader at Bayside! Maria is tough and outspoken, and obviously she was named after Mario Lopez. Maria is unique in that, unlike her season 3 classmates, she will actually end up sticking with the show until the final episode. No escape for Maria.

R.J. Collins (Salim Grant) likes to DJ and everyone calls him “Hollywood” because this is a Peter Engel sitcom.

Tommy D and Rachel don’t want a bunch of Valley kids going to their school. However, Ryan, Maria, and RJ have schemes of their own. For instance, Ryan and Hollywood give a copy of Rachel’s diary to Screech and Belding and they are shocked to discover that Rachel wrote about how much she disliked Bayside. When it comes time to pick a new head cheerleader, they pick Maria because at least Maria cares about her school! However, what Belding and Screech are too dumb to figure out is that the diary was a forgery!

(Why are Screech and Belding judging the cheerleader tryouts? Where is the cheerleading coach?)

Tommy D retaliates by TPing the halls and framing Ryan. With a fight brewing in the hallway, Ryan finally admits to forging the diary and Tommy admits to framing Ryan. Belding and Screech cancel the results of the cheerleader tryouts. But how can Belding and Screech bring the school together?

At the welcome back dance, Belding divides the gym in half. Valley transfers are confined to one side and the Bayside regulars are confined to the other. This causes everyone to magically see how foolish they’ve been. Unity rules! Yay!

This episode was dumb but important. It was important because Ryan Parker and Maria Lopez are destined to become the two most important characters on the show. Richard Lee Jackson will stick around for three seasons and, of the various Zack Morris clones who wandered through Saved by the Bell: The New Class, he’ll come the closest to actually capturing that old Gosselaar magic. Samantha Becker will stay with the show until the end. She’ll give the series the continuity that it’s been lacking.

The third season is the season in which The New Class finally came into its own. Let’s see how things play out.

Film Review: Rescue Dawn (dir. by Werner Herzog)


“The jungle is the prison.” — Lt. Duane Martin

Werner Herzog’s Rescue Dawn (2006) is a war movie that gets more interesting once the machinery of war falls away. Forget sweeping battlefield victories or speeches about duty. This is a film about hunger, filthy clothes, damaged feet, and the stubborn belief that tomorrow might still be worth reaching. Based on the true story of Dieter Dengler, a German-born American Navy pilot shot down over Laos during the Vietnam War, it turns an extraordinary survival ordeal into something painfully physical. It’s tense, occasionally funny, and often exhausting in exactly the way it should be. Herzog makes survival feel less like destiny than hard, miserable work.

Christian Bale plays Dengler as a man whose enthusiasm hasn’t caught up with the danger around him. Flying is his dream, and military service provides the opportunity to do it. That distinction matters: he comes across less as a born warrior than as someone whose private obsession has delivered him into a geopolitical nightmare. When his aircraft goes down, the movie abruptly strips away the protection of technology, training, and military belonging. He’s a stranded body in unfamiliar territory. Herzog doesn’t need to oversell that reversal. The distance between controlling a plane and struggling through undergrowth is dramatic enough.

Herzog had already explored Dengler’s experiences as a prisoner of war in his earlier documentary, Little Dieter Needs to Fly (1997). That film featured the real Dengler recounting his life and returning with Herzog to revisit and reenact parts of his captivity and escape. Rescue Dawn, then, isn’t a filmmaker discovering a remarkable story so much as returning to one he clearly couldn’t shake. The documentary approaches the ordeal through memory and the personality of its survivor; the dramatic feature pushes us into the immediate business of enduring it. They complement each other without feeling interchangeable, even when they cover the same terrible ground.

Bale is excellent, particularly because he doesn’t make Dengler’s determination entirely comfortable to watch. His optimism can seem inspiring one minute and almost irritating the next. You understand why a refusal to surrender might keep someone alive, but you also understand why exhausted fellow prisoners wouldn’t always welcome another bright idea. Bale gives that confidence an awkward, boyish energy rather than the polished authority of a conventional action hero. His physical commitment is obvious, but the performance works because there’s a recognizable personality beneath the deterioration. We aren’t just watching an actor become thinner and dirtier. We’re watching someone fight to preserve his sense of possibility.

The prison-camp scenes are where the film really tightens its grip. Confinement isn’t presented as one continuous burst of dramatic suffering. It’s repetition, boredom, discomfort, and the effort of living alongside people whose nerves have already been rubbed raw. Conversations circle around escape, food, and whether any plan has a realistic chance of working. Small disagreements acquire enormous weight because nobody has the space or freedom to walk away. Herzog understands that suspense can come from waiting as much as action. A whispered discussion or a moment of hesitation can feel more dangerous than a loud confrontation, because everything depends on people who are already close to breaking.

Steve Zahn, playing fellow prisoner Duane, supplies much of the film’s emotional force. There’s something devastating about how little protection the performance gives him. He looks frightened, depleted, and increasingly dependent on the fragile connection he forms with Dieter. Their companionship never becomes a sentimental buddy-movie routine; it’s more basic and more moving than that. Having another person beside you means there’s still someone to speak to, help, and keep going for. Jeremy Davies brings a different kind of strain to Gene, whose resistance to Dieter’s plans makes the group dynamic prickly. Together, the performances prevent captivity from becoming merely a showcase for Bale.

Then there’s the jungle, which Herzog films without turning it into either a postcard or a supernatural villain. It’s beautiful, certainly, but that beauty offers absolutely no reassurance. Water, thick vegetation, steep ground, and the simple difficulty of finding a way forward make every movement costly. Escape doesn’t suddenly open the movie into freedom; it exchanges one form of imprisonment for another. That’s the nasty little truth at the center of Rescue Dawn: getting beyond the guards doesn’t mean getting beyond danger. The landscape has no interest in rewarding courage, and Herzog is very good at making that indifference feel enormous.

What I like most is how practical the film remains. Survival isn’t an abstract test of the human spirit conducted somewhere above ordinary bodily needs. It means finding something to eat, deciding when to move, and scraping together enough strength for another stretch of ground. Even the more startling moments work because they belong to that material world. Herzog doesn’t constantly stop to announce how profound it all is. He lets the accumulation of discomfort do the talking. The result is an adventure film in which adventure has been stripped of most of its glamour, leaving ingenuity, terror, and occasional absurdity behind.

That said, the film’s narrow focus has limitations. The surrounding war receives far less attention than Dieter’s ordeal, and the people holding him captive rarely gain the interior complexity granted to the Americans. That imbalance makes the survival narrative direct and accessible, but it also leaves parts of its human landscape frustratingly thin. There’s a difference between sticking closely to one man’s experience and allowing everyone outside it to remain a threatening outline. Rescue Dawn doesn’t always negotiate that difference gracefully. Its emotional clarity comes partly from simplification, and viewers wanting a broader reckoning with the conflict may find that approach restrictive.

The ending also nudges toward a more familiar kind of uplift than the preceding ordeal seems to promise. After so much uncertainty and physical misery, the movement toward celebration feels almost too tidy. Still, it would be unfair to mistake the film for an uncomplicated victory lap. What lingers is not military triumph but the unsettling distance between a person’s determination and the world’s complete lack of concern. Rescue Dawn is gripping because Herzog respects both sides of that equation. Dieter’s will matters enormously, but it doesn’t magically make him safe. As a survival drama, the film is tough, absorbing, and deeply humane; as a portrait of optimism under unbearable pressure, it’s even better.

Scenes That I Love: Michael Corleone Visits Las Vegas In The Godfather


Today’s scene that I love comes from 1972’s The Godfather, in which Al Pacino plays Michael Corleone.  In this scene, Michael, having just taken over the Corleone family, pays a visit to Vegas.  He meets his brother Fredo (John Cazale), who has certainly changed from being the meek person that he was in New York.  He meets the singer Johnny Fontana (Al Martino), who owes a favor to the Corleones.  And he meets Moe Greene (Alex Rocco), who soon discovers that the Corleones cannot be intimidated.  Most importantly, Michael proves that he is now in charge of the family.  At the end of the scene, Michael gives Fredo an important warning and sets up the tragic ending of the The Godfather Part II.

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special Grindhouse Edition


4 Shots From 4 Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films.  As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films is all about letting the visuals do the talking.

This edition of 4 Shots From 4 Films is all about the grindhouse.

4 Shots From 4 Grindhouse Films

The Touch of Her Flesh (1967, directed by Michael Findlay)

The Touch of Her Flesh (1967, directed by Michael Findlay)

Nightbirds (1969, directed by Andy Milligan)

Nightbirds (1969, directed by Andy Milligan)

Dream No Evil (1970, directed by John Hayes)

Dream No Evil (1970, directed by John Hayes)

Last House on Dead End Street (1977, directed by Roger Watkins)

Last House on Dead End Street (1977, directed by Roger Watkins)

Music Video of the Day: American Woman by Lenny Kravitz (1999, dir by Paul Hunter)


The Lenny Kravitz version of American Woman is a hundred times better than the Guess Who version.  I know that some people have criticized Kravitz for stripping away the film’s political subtext but I’ve listened to the original song and the politics were dumb.

Enjoy!

Film Review: Flight of the Intruder (dir. by John Milius)


“I do know the difference between dying for something and dying for nothing.” — Jake Grafton

There is a difference between knowing how to fly into danger and knowing what that danger is supposed to accomplish. That gap gives Flight of the Intruder its most interesting material. John Milius’s 1991 war film follows men who trust their training, their aircraft, and each other far more than they trust the decisions sending them into combat. Adapted from Stephen Coonts’s novel of the same name, it mixes a story of wartime disillusionment with an old-fashioned action adventure. Those two sides do not always fit together, but the friction gives this uneven movie more personality than a routine military thriller.

Brad Johnson plays Lieutenant Jake Grafton, a Navy pilot flying an A-6 Intruder during the Vietnam War. When his bombardier is killed on a mission against a seemingly worthless target, Grafton begins questioning the purpose behind the daily cycle of takeoffs, bombing runs, and dangerous returns. He is not afraid of doing his job. He is angry that doing it well might make no difference. That distinction gives the character an accessible emotional foundation. Even when the screenplay pushes him toward predictable acts of rebellion, his initial frustration feels like something more substantial than the usual action hero’s dislike of authority.

The film’s central idea is that Grafton needs to recover a sense of purpose, but it gets into trouble when it starts treating that need as its own justification. His answer is an unauthorized strike against a missile depot in Hanoi, undertaken with veteran bombardier Virgil Cole. It is an exciting premise because the mission carries both military danger and personal consequences. As an answer to Grafton’s disillusionment, though, it feels suspiciously convenient. The movie raises difficult questions about waste and obedience, then suggests that choosing a better target might settle them. The action becomes clearer just as the thinking becomes fuzzier.

Johnson gives Grafton a restrained, earnest quality that generally suits the role. He looks comfortable playing someone who expresses himself more easily through work than conversation. That reserve helps sell the character’s professionalism, although it also limits the emotional impact of scenes that need him to reveal more. There are moments when Grafton seems less like a man struggling with grief than a leading man waiting for the next plot development. Johnson is never a fatal weakness, but he does not consistently provide the intensity needed to make every stage of Grafton’s transformation feel fully earned.

Willem Dafoe is much more immediately engaging as Cole. He brings an unpredictable edge that keeps their partnership from becoming a simple arrangement between an inexperienced hothead and a wise veteran. Cole has experience, certainly, but Dafoe makes that experience look potentially dangerous rather than automatically reassuring. His confidence suggests someone who has spent enough time around death to develop an unusual relationship with it. That gives his scenes with Johnson a welcome tension. Grafton wants reassurance that his anger means something, while Cole seems ready to turn that anger into action without offering much comfort about the consequences.

Danny Glover gives the movie another useful source of resistance as commanding officer Frank Camparelli. His job is partly to stand between frustrated men and the decisions they might make when frustration takes over. Glover brings enough authority to prevent Camparelli from feeling like a cardboard obstacle placed in the heroes’ path. You can understand why Grafton resents restrictions while also recognizing that somebody has to think beyond the emotional needs of one crew. The film is more interesting whenever it allows that disagreement to remain unresolved. It becomes less interesting when military discipline is treated mainly as something adventurous men must work around.

Once the aircraft leave the carrier, the movie becomes noticeably more assured. The cockpit sequences give the action a sense of process: these men have equipment to manage, threats to interpret, and very little time to make decisions. That practical detail makes the danger engaging. Instead of relying entirely on spectacle, the better scenes build suspense around what the crews can see, what they cannot see, and how quickly their situation might change. Some effects have aged better than others, but the flying still supplies the film’s strongest argument for watching it. Competence under pressure remains compelling even when the visuals look dated.

The ground-level material is considerably patchier. Drinking, banter, and romantic interludes are meant to show what these men do with the time between missions, but too much of it feels borrowed from other military movies. The romantic subplot involving Rosanna Arquette is especially thin, offering a softer side of Grafton without developing much emotional momentum of its own. These scenes should make the next flight matter more by showing what exists outside the cockpit. Instead, they sometimes make you impatient for another launch. The issue is not that a combat film needs constant action; its quieter moments simply need more individuality.

Milius is better at conveying loyalty than examining the assumptions behind it. The bonds between the aviators have weight, and the later rescue-centered action draws real energy from their refusal to abandon one another. Yet the film’s perspective stays narrow. Vietnamese lives remain largely outside its emotional focus, while American courage receives sustained attention. That imbalance matters because the story wants its heroes’ frustration to carry moral significance, not merely dramatic interest. It understands how war damages these men, but seems less curious about what their determination might cost anyone else. The result is emotionally direct without being especially searching.

By the end, Flight of the Intruder has made a stronger case for the men’s devotion to each other than for the decisions they make. That is both its saving grace and its limitation. Dafoe’s sharp presence, Glover’s authority, and the tense flying sequences give it enough substance to remain watchable through the slower stretches. Still, the film keeps reaching for complicated questions and accepting action-movie answers. It is worth seeing as an imperfect combat adventure, especially for its cockpit tension, but its most revealing moments occur when skill and courage stop being enough—when getting home safely cannot explain why the mission mattered.

Late Night Retro Television Review: CHiPs 6.16 “Fox Trap”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Mondays, I will be reviewing CHiPs, which ran on NBC from 1977 to 1983.  The entire show is currently streaming on Prime!

This week, we learn about pocket bikes.

Episode 6.16 “Fox Trap”

(Dir by Charles Bail, originally aired on February 20th, 1983)

Bernard DeJardine (George Chakiris) and his wife Camille (Judith Baldwin) are jewel thieves planning to use “pocket bikes” for their next heist. Pocket bikes are tiny miniature motorcycles, the kind you’d usually expect to see a chimpanzee riding at a circus. They’re fast and ultra-maneuverable, and the rider has to kind of squat down to use them. They let you look like a total dork while fleeing from the police.

Can Ponch, Bobby, and Bruce stop the DeJardines? No, they can’t. The DeJardines pull off their heist. However, because they previously got a parking ticket, Bobby and Ponch are able to track them down to their home. Ponch and Bobby arrest them and act really impressed with themselves, despite the fact that we previously saw them unable to stop two adults on minibikes. Ponch, Bobby—you got nothing to brag about, ya mooks!

Meanwhile, the Cadillac Foxes are a girl band who think their sleazy manager, Jerry King (Terry Kiser), is going to take them on a tour of Hong Kong. Instead, he’s planning on selling them to some sex traffickers. Luckily, Bruce pulls up Jerry’s criminal record and sees that he has a record for .… well, selling people to sex traffickers. Apparently, Jerry can only think of one way to make money and he’s going to stick with it, no matter how often he gets arrested. Fortunately, Ponch and Bruce track down Jerry and the Cadillac Foxes while they’re on the way to the airport.

Of course, when the Cadillac Foxes perform at a club, they bring up Ponch so he can sing a song with them. Woo hoo! There’s nothing I love more than going to hear a band perform and instead having to listen to a cop sing.

Finally, Grossman goes on a game show. Unfortunately, he loses the big prize when he’s asked a question about the Miranda ruling. Seeing that Grossman is a cop, I’m not sure he should have been asked that question to begin with because he would have an unfair advantage. But apparently, Grossman isn’t a very good cop because he can’t even remember the right to remain silent. Anyway, as usual, Grossman is humiliated and everyone at the station has a good laugh at his expense.

This show is just getting sillier and sillier.