Retro Television Review: St. Elsewhere 4.20 “Come Home, Oh Sapien”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Fridays, I will be reviewing St. Elsewhere, a medical show which ran on NBC from 1982 to 1988.  The show can be found on Daily Motion.

This week, it’s a dark night in Boston.

Episode 4.20 “Come Home, Oh Sapien”

(Dir by Allan Arkush, originally aired on March 5th, 1986)

This is one of those episodes that takes place over the course of just one night.

Artist Alex Corey (Jeff Allin) has been commissioned to brighten up St. Eligius’s lobby. Mostly, he just wanders around and gets on everyone’s nerves. Seeing as quirky characters usually suffer a terrible death on this show, I spent the episode expecting Alex to have an aneurysm or to fall down the stairs, but it didn’t happen.

Elliott takes care of a patient who was suffering from pneumonia, and he also learns that his ex-girlfriend, Marcy, has gotten married without telling anyone ahead of time and is now living in Zurich. Marcy’s mother, Nurse Rosenthal, assures Elliott that Marcy has spent zero time pining for him.

Ehrlich is upset about his OB/GYN rotation and misses working with Dr. Craig. Having had a fight with Ellen, Craig is spending the night at the hospital and observes Ehrlich performing a C-section. Afterwards, Craig tells Ehrlich that he’s becoming a fine doctor.

Carol Novino has dinner with Dr. Westphall and his family and, in a truly cringeworthy scene, dances with Westphall’s daughter in the kitchen. When Westphall and Novino meet up at the hospital the next morning, they share a kiss. ACK! Seriously, the only thing more depressing than having dinner with Westphall is dating him.

Finally, speaking of depressing, Chandler spends the night working at the crisis hotline. It’s all part of Westphall’s community service program. (Previously, Chandler worked at the women’s health clinic, but since it was bombed, Westphall has decided that it doesn’t count. Like, seriously? Westphall’s a jerk.) Chandler spends the night talking to a neglected teenage girl and promising her that life gets better. At the end of Chandler’s shift, the girl calls one more time, thanks Chandler for his help, and then shoots herself. Roll the end credits.

WOW! What a depressing ending. Seriously, St. Elsewhere, would it kill you to end on a happy note for once? Then again, the whole community service thing is Westphall’s idea, so I guess it makes sense that it would lead to Chandler first nearly getting blown up and then being scarred for life. Here’s my question: Why isn’t Westphall the one working the crisis hotline? Why isn’t he off doing community service? What the hell, Westphall!?

I will say that it was nice to see that, even if I don’t quite buy Ellen kicking Dr. Craig out of the house (surely, if that was going to happen, it would have already happened by now), I was glad that Ehrlich finally got some positive reinforcement. Now, if Elliott could just get some for once.

Times are dark in Boston.

Retro Television Review: House S1E3, Dir. Bryan Singer


Retro Television Review is where we analyze the shows from ago. NGL, I’m a fan of House. I know it seems like just yesterday that we were all watching House live or with our Tivos. Ah, the memories were like strawberry wine and Vicodin!

Hooray, this is the last episode directed by Bryan Singer. He was just awful at directing House episodes and by multiple accounts- he, he himself, was terrible. Multiple people have come forward about his lateness, unprofessional behavior, and causing me to go bald at 24. Why, Bryan?! Why?! I wondered why this episode was dragging and generally kind of boring. House was slower and morose – Bryan’s fault. The clinic B story didn’t move the plot along; they were just there to bore me – and me alone – Bryan’s fault. The deepest cut of all – I went bald- Thanks, Bryan!

Occam’s Razor features two college co-eds getting down and I mean knocking boots for way too long! This is supposed to be a teaser Bryan, not your chance to see a shirtless 20 year old… oh right! It really was all there waiting for us to recognize. Post-coital, the college kid gets really sick as in … a heart attack? I can’t really tell because it was directed so very badly! Thanks, Bryan!

Everyone accuses the boy of drug use, but he’s basically clean. Guess what, his symptoms don’t match drug use. What do they match? Gout medication poisoning, but everyone is convinced that House is wrong. Why exactly? Why does everyone assume that he’ll be wrong? I mean, he’s batting 1000 so far. The kid’s immune system shuts down and he has to get naked to go into a clean room. He got way too naked if you ask me- thanks, Bryan. Bryan, you really make it easy to put the pieces together.

The team checks the pharmacy where the college kid got cough medicine, but the pills seem to be just cough meds. I gotta say, So what? The symptoms match up and yes House is acting off today, but that’s because Bryan Singer is just really bad at directing television. Come on guys, give House a chance … and some Vicodin!

Eventually, they agree to treat for the gout medication poisoning and everything is fine, but then we have to sit through another 8 minutes of House obsessing over the meds to prove that he was right. If you want to do that Bryan, do it before the kid is well. Ugh Bryan, just go away.

Gotta say, not a big fan of this episode, but Bryan takes a backseat role in the show from here on out. Good riddance!

Film Review: Memories of Murder (dir. by Bong Joon ho)


“Chief, I may know nothing else, but my eyes can read people.” — Park Doo-man

Some crime thrillers make you feel clever for keeping up. Memories of Murder makes you wonder whether the whole business of feeling clever has distracted you from something terrible. Bong Joon Ho’s 2003 neo-noir follows detectives hunting a serial killer, but the real nightmare is watching their confidence outlast their competence. It is gripping, frequently hilarious, and ultimately devastating, with none of those qualities canceling out the others. Even when the investigation seems to move forward, something feels wrong. Bong turns that uneasiness into the film’s defining sensation: the growing suspicion that wanting an answer badly enough can make people incapable of recognizing the truth.

The setup sounds familiar enough. Women are being murdered in a rural community, and the local police are hopelessly unprepared. Detective Park Doo-man, played by Song Kang-ho, trusts his instincts to an almost ridiculous degree. He believes he can read people by looking at them, a convenient talent for someone not especially committed to gathering reliable evidence. Then Seo Tae-yoon, played by Kim Sang-kyung, arrives from Seoul with a more methodical approach. On paper, this is the classic clash between a rough local cop and a sophisticated outsider. In practice, Bong uses that pairing to dismantle the comforting idea that either personality type guarantees justice.

Song is the movie’s greatest asset, although calling this simply a great performance undersells how much he controls its emotional temperature. Park can be smug, lazy, funny, frightening, and oddly vulnerable, sometimes within the same scene. Song never asks us to forget the harm this man does. Instead, he makes his limitations painfully recognizable. Park wants to be good at his job, but he also wants the world to confirm that he already is. That distinction becomes increasingly important. His swagger initially supplies comic energy; later, the same mannerisms look like flimsy defenses against the possibility that he has understood almost nothing.

The humor is essential, not an awkward extra. Crime scenes become chaotic public spaces, officers stumble through their responsibilities, and investigative breakthroughs often resemble desperate improvisation. You laugh because the behavior is absurd, then feel uncomfortable because the consequences are not. Bong understands that incompetence rarely announces itself with sinister music. Sometimes it arrives as a confident man saying something stupid while everybody else goes along with it. The comedy exposes an institution accustomed to getting its way rather than getting things right. What first looks like an eccentric workplace gradually reveals itself as a place where vulnerable people can be bullied into becoming convenient answers.

That is where the film becomes much harsher than its buddy-cop outline suggests. Violence is not merely something the detectives investigate; it is also one of their preferred tools. Suspects are treated as bodies to intimidate rather than people whose accounts require attention. The movie makes it difficult to separate individual cruelty from an institutional habit of coercion. Yet Bong avoids handing Seo an easy moral victory just because he prefers evidence. As the case wears him down, his discipline becomes harder to maintain. The contrast between the detectives starts to collapse, making the investigation feel less like progress than a slow contamination.

Visually, Memories of Murder is gorgeous without ever making its setting feel like a postcard. Fields, drainage channels, narrow roads, and railway tracks form a landscape that looks open but offers very little reassurance. Darkness does not need to conceal a gothic mansion; an ordinary stretch of countryside is enough. Kim Hyung-koo’s cinematography gives the place a physical weight, especially when rain turns everything cold, muddy, and difficult to read. The contrast between the golden farmland and the grimmer investigative spaces is particularly effective. Beauty remains present, which somehow makes the violence feel more invasive rather than less disturbing.

Bong is equally good at making you search the frame. A background figure, an empty patch of ground, or a doorway can suddenly seem important. That visual restlessness puts us in an uncomfortable relationship with the detectives: we start looking for patterns, too. The procedural details become absorbing, but the film keeps questioning the leap from noticing something to proving anything. Its suspense depends less on a steady supply of ingenious clues than on the unstable meaning of the clues already available. You can understand why a suspect seems convincing while also seeing how badly the investigators need him to be guilty.

What makes that uncertainty so exhausting is the way Bong handles repetition. Another interview, another theory, another burst of confidence: each apparent opening carries the promise that this time things might finally click. Instead of making the investigation feel dramatically stalled, those cycles let frustration accumulate. The detectives become less patient, and we become more susceptible to accepting whatever explanation seems available. That is a nasty little trick, and an effective one. The film does not simply show people becoming desperate; it draws us close enough to their thinking that we can feel the temptation to mistake a possible answer for a proven one.

The horror in Memories of Murder has roots in an actual case. The film is a semi-biographical retelling of the Hwaseong serial murders, which took place in South Korea between 1986 and 1991. When it arrived in theaters in 2003, the case remained completely unsolved, so its uncertainty reflected reality rather than a screenwriter’s decision to keep viewers guessing. DNA evidence eventually identified the culprit, Lee Choon-jae, in 2019. Knowing that now changes the viewing experience, but it does not soften the film’s impact. An eventual answer cannot erase the suffering, missed opportunities, and years spent searching for someone who remained out of reach.

That unresolved history gives the ending its particular sting. Years later, Park returns to the place where a body was found, and an ordinary conversation revives the possibility that the killer has passed through the same space. Then comes that extraordinary look directly into the camera. Song’s face seems to search ours for something his younger self believed he could recognize instantly. It is not just a haunting flourish. It overturns his entire way of seeing. The man who trusted his eyes is left staring, and the audience receives neither the safety of distance nor the satisfaction of certainty.

Memories of Murder sticks with you because Bong knows exactly when to stop entertaining and leave you alone with what you have watched. The jokes, the arguments, and the frantic pursuit of leads gradually give way to something quieter: people struggling to live with what they could not put right. Song Kang-ho gives that shift a bruised humanity without turning Park into a hero or asking us to excuse him. It is a remarkably assured film, but never a comfortable one. By the end, solving the crime no longer seems like the only thing at stake. There is also the question of what remains after years of getting it wrong.

Live Tweet Alert: Join #FridayNightFlix for Just One Of The Guys!


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in a few weekly watch parties.  On Twitter, I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday and I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday.  On Mastodon, I am one of the five hosts of #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We tweet our way through it.

Tonight, at 10 pm et, I will be hosting #FridayNightFlix!  Join us for Just One Of The Guys!

If you want to join us this Friday, just hop onto twitter, find Just One Of The Guys on Prime, start the movie at 10 pm et, and use the #FridayNightFlix hashtag!  I’ll be there happily tweeting.  It’s a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.

See you there!

Song the Day: Trip Like I Do (performed by the Crystal Method)


Today’s song of the day is the original version of the Crystal Method’s Trip Like I Do.  I love driving to this song even though it’s been responsible for me getting pulled over a few times for speeding.  (Luckily, I’m a girl and I know how to make myself cry.)  This is also the song that, over the past few hours, has inspired me to leave a dozen or so “Oh my god, this is the best…” messages on my friend Evelyn’s voicemail. 

Scene That I Love: A Meeting With Jimmy Hoffa from The Irishman


Today’s scene comes from 2019’s The Irishman.  In this scene, Jimmy Hoffa (Al Pacino) asks a former rival for an endorsement to once again be president of the Teamsters union.  Needless to say, things don’t get well.  I’m on Hoffa’s side here.  Showing up 12 and a half minutes late?  Wearing shorts to meeting?  Someone is definitely owed an apology.

Once you get over the admittedly jarring de-aging effect, this scene reminds us of what a great actor Al Pacino truly is.

4 Shots From 4 Of Lisa Marie’s Favorite Films


4 Shots From 4 Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films.  As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films is all about letting the visuals do the talking.

Today, we have 4 shots from 4 of my favorites.

4 Shots From 4 Films

Thriller, A Cruel Picture a.k.a. They Call Her One Way (1973, dir by Bo Arne Vibenius)

Thriller, A Cruel Picture a.k.a. They Call Her One Eye (1973, dir by Bo Arne Vibenius)

Switchblade Sisters (1975, dir by Jack Hill)

Switchblade Sisters (1975, dir by Jack Hill)

Death Has Blue Eyes (1976, dir by Nico Mastorakis)

Death Has Blue Eyes (1976, dir by Nico Mastorakis)

Ms. 45 (1981, dir by Abel Ferrara)

Ms. 45 (1981, dir by Abel Ferrara)

 

Film Review: Prisoners (dir. by Denis Villeneuve)


“He’s not a person anymore. He stopped being a person when he took our daughters.” — Keller Dover

There’s a point in Prisoners (2013) when waiting starts to feel like the most unbearable thing a person could do. A child is missing, answers aren’t coming, and every passing hour makes restraint seem harder to defend. Denis Villeneuve builds his thriller around that pressure, then asks what happens when someone mistakes the need to act for the right to do anything. The result is gripping, ugly, and emotionally exhausting in ways that go beyond its kidnapping mystery. It’s a film about a father trying to rescue his daughter while steadily losing the ability to judge himself.

The nightmare begins when two young girls disappear during Thanksgiving. Their families scramble for answers, and suspicion falls on Alex Jones, a young man whose RV was parked nearby. Detective Loki, played by Jake Gyllenhaal, questions him, but the police don’t have enough evidence to hold him. Keller Dover, played by Hugh Jackman, cannot accept his release. Convinced Alex knows where his daughter is, Keller abducts him and begins torturing him for information. What he considers a necessary response to an emergency becomes a second crime unfolding alongside the one he wants to solve.

Keller’s reasoning is frightening because its starting point is understandable. His daughter might be suffering, and he cannot bear to imagine himself standing around while there’s still a chance to help her. But he turns that fear into a false choice: either he hurts Alex, or he fails his child. Once he accepts those as the only options, cruelty starts looking like duty. The film’s strongest insight is that terrible choices don’t always feel terrible to the people making them. Sometimes they feel like the only responsible thing left to do.

That thinking grows out of Keller’s identity as someone who prepares for disaster. He stores supplies, anticipates danger, and treats protecting his family as a responsibility that demands constant vigilance. His daughter’s disappearance makes all that preparation feel useless. He has built his life around being ready, only to discover that readiness cannot guarantee safety. Holding Alex captive gives him something he can control when everything else feels beyond his reach. He can set the conditions and demand a response. It doesn’t mean he’s getting closer to his daughter, but it lets him feel less helpless.

Jackman makes that helplessness visible even when Keller is at his most intimidating. The shouting and physical aggression are forceful, but the performance works because they never completely conceal his panic. He looks like a man trying to force the world back into a shape he recognizes. There’s also an increasingly stubborn quality to his behavior, as though admitting doubt would bring the whole structure crashing down. Jackman lets us understand Keller’s anguish without asking us to confuse it with innocence. His grief is real, and so is the suffering he chooses to inflict.

The longer Keller holds Alex, the more his obsession protects itself from challenge. Silence becomes evidence that Alex is hiding something. Confusion becomes a refusal to cooperate. The failure to produce useful information becomes an argument for more violence rather than a reason to reconsider. Paul Dano makes this painful to watch, giving Alex an unreadability that never cancels out his vulnerability. Keller believes he is stripping away deception, but he is actually making it impossible for anything to contradict him. He wants an answer, yet he has already decided which answer he will accept.

The film also understands that crossing a moral line can make retreat harder rather than easier. If Keller stops, he has to face the possibility that his actions were pointless as well as cruel. Continuing allows him to postpone that reckoning. His obsession becomes partly about finding his daughter and partly about proving that everything he has done belongs to a rescue mission. That’s an especially uncomfortable idea: people can become more committed to a terrible decision because of the damage it has already caused. The cost becomes their reason to keep going.

Terrence Howard and Viola Davis, playing the other missing girl’s parents, widen that conflict beyond Keller’s individual behavior. Their characters share his desperation, but their responses expose the difference between being horrified by violence and actually intervening. Fear makes compromise tempting, especially when someone else is willing to do the thing you can barely stand to consider. These scenes aren’t as explosive as Jackman’s, but they matter. They show how an obsession can draw other people into its logic, asking them to accept one more violation because this might finally be the one that produces answers.

Gyllenhaal gives Loki a different kind of intensity. His tense posture, restless blinking, and clipped exchanges suggest someone working hard to contain frustration. He isn’t an emotionless representative of procedure; he cares about finding the girls, and the lack of progress clearly weighs on him. What separates him from Keller is the need to keep investigating uncertainty rather than erase it through conviction. Gyllenhaal makes that effort compelling. The contrast challenges Keller’s assumption that restraint means indifference, or that the person willing to go furthest must be the person who cares most.

Villeneuve’s patient direction makes the waiting feel oppressive without turning Keller’s violence into a satisfying release. The cold surroundings and gloomy interiors seem to drain comfort from ordinary places. Scenes linger long enough for us to register the consequences rather than simply anticipate the next clue. The mystery does become elaborate, and some developments feel more engineered than the emotional conflict around them. Still, the performances keep pulling the film back toward something painfully human. Its most effective suspense comes from wondering not just what Keller will do next, but what he will tell himself afterward.

By the end, Prisoners has made action itself feel morally complicated. Doing something isn’t automatically better than waiting, especially when the action depends on treating doubt as weakness and another person’s suffering as an acceptable expense. That’s what gives the film its staying power beyond the mechanics of its mystery. Keller wants to be the father who never gives up, but he stops distinguishing perseverance from destruction. Villeneuve leaves that confusion exposed rather than making it noble. The hardest thing to watch isn’t a man abandoning his principles. It’s a man convincing himself that violating them is how he proves they matter.

Music Video of the Day: Everloving by Moby (2000, dir by ????)


Everloving is one of my favorite songs but, unfortunately, there’s never been an “official” music video for it.  However, we do have this footage of Moby performing the song on British TV and, for me, that’s close enough!

This song always gets to me on an emotional level.  I guess that’s probably true for a lot of people.  I can still remember one Lake Texoma night, quite a long time ago.  I was listening to this song and staring at the reflection of the moon on the water.  And, for a few minutes, I felt like I could walk out on the water and if I just kept walking, I would eventually find myself standing on the moon.  It’s hard to explain but it was a transcendent moment.

Enjoy!