Brad ranks the nine J. Lee Thompson / Charles Bronson movies!


British director J. Lee Thompson was born on August 1, 1914. He directed some classics in the early 60’s, movies like THE GUNS OF NAVARONE (1961), where he received an Oscar nomination for Best Director, and the original CAPE FEAR (1962), which I personally consider superior to Scorsese’s 1991 remake. Gregory Peck, who starred in both films, once said there were only four directors he could trust to tell him whether or not he was faking his performance: Alfred Hitchcock, George Cukor, William Wyler and J. Lee Thompson. High praise indeed!

When the British film industry began caving in at the end of the decade, Thompson moved into Hollywood productions and continued to work steadily for the next couple of decades. He worked on films in all genres, like westerns (MACKENNA’S GOLD – 1968), science fiction (CONQUEST OF THE PLANET OF THE APES – 1972) and horror (HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME – 1981). After Thompson retired in 1989, he would sometimes lament that he had “sold out” his individual artistic desires in order to just keep working. But he would never be too hard on himself, because he enjoyed making movies and always brought professionalism and competence no matter the movie. 

The main reason I like J. Lee Thompson is because he would make 9 films with actor Charles Bronson from 1976 to 1989. With Thompson as director, you knew the film would always have a certain level of quality, and Bronson loved his fast, no-frills method of shooting. In celebration of Thompson’s 112th birthday in cinema heaven, I thought it might be fun to provide my ranking of those 9 films. So here we go! 

Messenger of Death

Coming in at #9 is MESSENGER OF DEATH (1988). Thompson is at his best during the incredibly tense and vicious opening sequence, but the script ultimately can’t keep the momentum going, and it’s one of Bronson’s more boring films. On some positive notes, it’s a different kind of movie for Bronson, more of a whodunnit than a straight action film. It has a strong cast, filled with veterans like John Ireland, Jeff Corey, and Trish Van Devere. It also has some beautiful Colorado scenery. 

Cabo Blanco

Next up at #8 is CABO BLANCO (1980). After years of poor video releases, Kino Lorber released the film on a special edition Blu-ray in 2016, which highlights how Thompson was able to capture the natural beauty of the Mexican locations. Bronson gives a committed performance as Giff Hoyt. The casting of legends like Jason Robards and Fernando Rey, in a fantastically corrupt turn, are a big plus as well. Unfortunately, the film’s script and story never really come together and the end doesn’t make much sense. 

Kinjite: Forbidden Subjects

Coming in at #7 is KINJITE: FORBIDDEN SUBJECTS (1989). This would be Thompson’s final film, and he goes out with a slick and sleazy thriller. In my opinion, KINJITE contains one of Bronson’s stronger Cannon performances, but the subject matter is particularly dark and ugly, with themes of child exploitation, human trafficking, sexual violence, and prejudice. I think it’s a good film, but you definitely need a bath afterwards. Juan Fernandez is odd and memorable as the villainous pimp, Duke. 

Death Wish 4: The Crackdown

For #6, I’m going with DEATH WISH 4: THE CRACKDOWN. After the bonkers outrageousness of DEATH WISH 3, Thompson took the reins from Michael Winner for this entry, and delivered a much more straightforward action film. There is so much action in DEATH WISH 4, and the oilfield shootout contains some of Bronson’s more iconic imagery of the 80’s. The film was a huge renter at the video store, the most successful of the entire franchise in that department. John P. Ryan is also gleefully over the top as the bad guy. 

The White Buffalo

At #5, I’m going with THE WHITE BUFFALO (1977). This western has grown on me over the years. Thompson is able to pull strong performances out of Charles Bronson and Will Sampson in the lead roles of Wild Bill Hickok and Crazy Horse. Combined with John Barry’s musical score, he’s able to give the film an eery, otherworldly quality with each appearance of the white buffalo. The film may have bombed at the box office, but it’s pretty darn good movie. 

The Evil That Men Do

At #4, I’m going with THE EVIL THAT MEN DO (1984). I’m especially appreciative of Thompson for his work on Bronson’s final badass hitman film. The original director, Fielder Cook, was fired and Thompson was brought in at the last minute with very little prep time. He was still able to deliver a violent, brutal thriller. This one has its rough moments, but I’ve always liked Bronson as the amoral instrument of justice. And his down-low takedown of the giant sexual predator in the slimy Mexican bar is one of the more memorable scenes in any action film!

St. Ives

Heading into the top 3, I’m going with ST. IVES (1976) at #3. In Thompson’s first movie with Bronson, he delivers a fun, little mystery thriller. I particularly enjoy Bronson’s performance as Ray St. Ives. He seems to always have a smile on his face as he makes his way through the various Los Angeles locations. With definitely less action than your average Bronson film, I enjoy the change of pace as well as the excellent supporting cast of veteran actors like John Houseman, Jacqueline Bisset, Maximillian Schell, Harry Guardino, Harris Yulin, Dana Elcar and Michael Lerner. Heck, Jeff Goldblum and Robert Englund even show up as some henchmen. This is Bronson at the peak of his movie stardom. 

Murphy’s Law

At #2, I make an extremely personal choice with MURPHY’S LAW (1986). While the film is definitely an 80’s Cannon time capsule, this is one of two movies that kicked off my lifelong obsession with Charles Bronson, with the other being DEATH WISH 3. Thompson keeps the action moving efficiently from one set piece to another as Jack Murphy and Arabella McGee (Kathleen Wilhoite) try to figure out who is framing him for the murder of his stripper ex-wife. Carrie Snodgress is enjoyably nuts as the bad lady. Not only have I watched this movie dozens of times, I have been blessed to meet the film’s composer (Val McCallum) and interview Murphy’s partner (Robert F. Lyons). This movie is just special to me in ways that critical analysis can never capture. 

10 To Midnight

And at #1 in my list of Bronson-Thompson collaborations, I choose the 1983 tough cop/slasher hybrid TEN TO MIDNIGHT. Charles Bronson is particularly strong as Leo Kessler, the veteran detective and dad who will go to any length to bring down a vicious, impotent killer of women, played brilliantly by Gene Davis. It has one of the best and most controversial endings of Bronson’s career. I give credit to Thompson for delivering an entertaining thriller that would appeal to an audience outside of Bronson’s normal fanbase. 10 TO MIDNIGHT would be a major player on premium cable channels like HBO. When I met my wife, she didn’t know who Bronson was, but she knew the film and loved it. Even though he was already an aging action star, the success of this movie propelled Bronson’s theatrical leading man career to the end of the 80’s. 

Thanks for all the memories, J. Lee. Your films have been an endless source of entertainment for me for over 40 years! Rest in peace, sir

J. Lee Thompson

Live Tweet Alert: Watch Invitation To Hell With #ScarySocial!


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in a few weekly live tweets on twitter.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We tweet our way through it.

Tonight, for #ScarySocial, I will be hosting Wes Craven’s Invitation to Hell, starring Susan Lucci and Robert Urich!

If you want to join us on Saturday night, just hop onto twitter, start the film at 9 pm et, and use the #ScarySocial hashtag!  The film is available on Prime!   I’ll be there co-hosting and I imagine some other members of the TSL Crew will be there as well.  It’s a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy!

 

Scenes That I Love: Billy Jack Learns About The Three Levels In The Trial of Billy Jack


Seeing as how he was born in the month of August, this seems like a good time to pay tribute to Tom Laughlin, the actor who revolutionized independent American cinema through his Billy Jack films.

In four films, Laughlin played Billy Jack, an American Navajo, a former Green Beret, a veteran of the Vietnam War, a hapkido master, and a man who just protects children and other living things.  When he first appeared in 1967’s The Born Losers, he was protecting a woman from bikers.  In 1971’s Billy Jack, he was protecting the Freedom School from ignorant townspeople.  In 1974’s The Trial of Billy Jack, he was …. well, in that film, Billy Jack did a little bit of everything but the National Guard still ended up destroying the Freedom School.  Finally, in 1977’s Billy Jack Goes To Washington, Billy was appointed to the United Stated Senate because what else are you going to do with someone who has killed a tremendous amount of people over the course of three films?

(Of course, in Senator Jack’s defense, they were all bad people.)

Laughlin not only starred as Billy Jack but he also directed all four of the films and, starting with Billy Jack, he also handled the distribution of them.  A huge box office hit, Billy Jack is considered to be a seminal counter culture film.  The other three films are a bit less acclaimed and Trial of Billy Jack is often cited as one of the most pretentious and self-indulgent films ever made.  But, regardless of their individual artistic merits, all of the Billy Jack films share an appealing mix of sincerity and silliness.  Laughlin was a good actor and, visually, he was a stronger director than he was often given credit for. Some of the shots in the original Billy Jack are breath-taking.  At a time when even self-styled progressive films still portrayed women in the most condescending and demeaning way possible (check out Getting Straight or R.P.M., if you dare), the Billy Jack films were as much about Jean (played by Delores Taylor, Laughlin’s wife and creative partner), the founder of the Freedom School, and her beliefs, as they were about Billy Jack and his struggles to accept pacifism.  If nothing else, the Billy Jack films featured actual conversations and debates about actual ideologies and philosophies, as opposed to the usual shallow Hollywood politics.  Unfortunately, Laughlin was also a heavy-handed storyteller and a terrible editor.  The Trial of Billy Jack goes on for three hours.

And yet, of all the Billy Jack films, The Trial of Billy Jack is my favorite.  It’s just so weird that it’s hard not to like it.  It’s a film that doesn’t really work but, at the same time, you can’t help but appreciate all the effort that was put into it.  Whatever else you might be able to say about him and his films, it’s obvious that Tom Laughlin truly did think that the movies could make a difference.  There’s an aching sincerity to Laughlin’s work that pretty much cannot be found in the majority of today’s films.

In honor of Laughlin’s birthday and his legacy, here’s a scene that I love from The Trial of Billy Jack.  In this scene, Billy goes on a vision quest and experiences the Three Levels.  I would be lying if I said I really followed much of the logic in the scene but at least we get to see Billy hit a hippie professor.  Billy also smacks Jesus, which isn’t cool but Jesus shows exactly how to handle that type of belligerence and hopefully, he provides a lesson for us all.

Learn about the Three Levels, with Billy Jack.  And be sure to spare a thought for the hard work of Tom Laughlin.

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special J. Lee Thompson Edition


4 Or More Shots From 4 Or More Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!

112 years ago today, the director J. Lee Thompson was born in Bristol, England.  Thompson started his career making social realist films before he moved into making genre pictures.  He was nominated for Best Director for his work on 1961’s The Guns of Navarone.  That said, during his lifetime, Thompson was never exactly a critical favorite.  When they were first released, critics were dismissive of his entries in the original Planet of the Apes franchise and they were downright hostile to his work with Charles Bronson.  However, all of those films were better appreciated by audiences and they remain cult classics to this day.  Conquest of the Planet of the Apes, with its themes of protest and revolution, has especially been the subject of much recent critical reevaluation.  Thompson may have been a genre director but that didn’t mean that his film were devoid of subtext.  If anything, Thompson was a master of sneaking subversive themes into the least likely of works.

Thompson was a filmmaker who knew how to tell a story and who always did the best with whatever he had to work with.  To be honest, many aspiring and working directors could learn a lot from spending a weekend watching some of Thompson’s films.

In honor of the man and his legacy, here are….

4 Shots From 4 J. Lee Thompson Films

Cape Fear (1962, dir by J. Lee Thompson, DP: Sam Leavitt)

Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (1972, dir by J. Lee Thompson, DP: Bruce Surtees)

Happy Birthday To Me (1981, dir by J. Lee Thompson, DP: Miklos Lente)

10 To Midnight (1983, dir by J. Lee Thompson, DP: Adam Greenberg)

Music Video of the Day: Dream On by Aerosmith (1993, directed by Marty Callner)


Dream On has been one of Aerosmith’s signature tunes since the band’s early days in the 70s but it didn’t get its own music video until 1993, when it was included on the soundtrack for Last Action Hero.

You may remember Last Action Hero as being the notorious box office disappointment that forced Arnold Schwarzenegger to start thinking about what he might be interested in doing if his film career ever came to an end (like entering politics, perhaps). It was also one of the first films to show Hollywood that Aerosmith’s music can literally be plugged into almost any scene in any movie. Despite its reputation, Last Action Hero is not that bad. The F. Murray Abraham cameo alone is worth the price of admission.

This video is made up of footage that was shot for MTV’s 10-year anniversary celebration in 1991. It was directed by Marty Callner, who directed music videos for everyone in the 90s.

Enjoy!

Late Night Retro Television Review: Freddy’s Nightmares 2.21 “Prisoner of Love”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Fridays, I will be reviewing Freddy’s Nightmares, a horror anthology show which ran in syndication from 1988 to 1990. The entire series can be found on Tubi!

Let’s go to prison!  Is Freddy coming?

Episode 2.21 “Prisoner of Love”

(Dir by Richard T. Schor, originally aired on March 4th, 1990)

A flakey Episcopalian named Father Jarvis (Vincent Baggetta) is appointed the new chaplain of Springwood Prison.  Jarvis has just returned from Haiti and has a rather liberal outlook towards prison reform.  When he falls in love with Death Row prisoner Violet (Maria Richwine), he gives her a Haitian drug that will make it appear as if she’s died.  He promises her that he will dig her up from the prison graveyard before she suffocates.  Unfortunately, Jarvis oversleeps and Violet suffocates in her coffin.

Still, another prisoner named Brenda (Tara Buckman) overheard Jarvis talking to Violet and she decides that she wants the same drug.  Jarvis gives it to her but it turns out that Jarvis is also being haunted by the ghost of Violet.  Violet says that she can’t move on until Brenda forgives her for killing Brenda’s boyfriend.  Brenda finds herself being held captive by the crazed Father Jarvis.

This episode was the second-to-late for Freddy’s Nightmares and, unfortunately, it’s not very good.  Between the histrionic acting and the predictable plot, this story really makes you wish that Freddy was doing something more than just introducing it.  As it was, this episode really reminded me of how limiting the show’s format was.  Whenever something scary happens, it’s always a given that it will turn out to be a dream.  It’s predictable and a little bit dull, unless it’s one of the rare episodes in which Freddy actually played a role in the story.

Next week, we will finish up Freddy’s Nightmares!

Lisa Marie’s Oscar Predictions For July


As you look over my latest Oscar predictions, you may notice that I’ve dropped two films that I originally had listed as major contenders.  Disclosure Day opened to mixed reviews and it really seems to have vanished from the cultural conversation in the wake of the release of The OdysseyDigger has not opened yet but I just get the feeling that this is going to be another pretentious Alejandro Iñárritu film.  Whenever anyone mentions the previous victory of Birdman, it always seems to be done with a slight bit of embarrassment.  I think Iñárritu’s time as an Oscar favorite might be over.

These predictions below are based on what’s been released, what will be playing at the major festivals, which trailers generated excitement (hello I Play Rocky!), which films are most likely to appeal to the Academy’s political biases (hello Ink and The Social Reckoning) and, as always, a lot of wishful thinking on my part.  (Hello I Play Rocky again!)

To see how my thinking has or has not evolved, check out my picks for March, April, May, and June!

Best Picture

The Adventures of Cliff Booth

Being Heumann

The Debut

Dune: Part Three

Fjord

Ink

The Odyssey

Project Hail Mary

The Social Reckoning

Wild Horse Nine

Best Director

David Fincher for The Adventures of Cliff Booth

Phil Lord and Christopher Miller for Project Hail Mary

Cristian Mungiu for Fjord

Christopher Nolan for The Odyssey

Denis Villeneuve for Dune: Part Three

Best Actor

David Corenswet in Mr. Irrelevant

Ryan Gosling in Project Hail Mary

Anthony Ippolito in I Play Rockly

John Malkovich in Wild Horses

Robert Pattinson in Primetime

Best Actress

Ellen Burstyn in Place To Be

Sandra Huller in Fatherland

Ruth Madeley in Being Heumann

Julianne Moore in The Debut

Renate Reinsve in Fjord

Best Supporting Actor

Steve Buscemi in Wild Horse Nine

Matt Dillon in I Play Rocky

Paul Giamatti in The Debut

Guy Pearce in Ink

Jeremy Strong in The Social Reckoning

Best Supporting Actress

Pamela Anderson in Place To Be

Anne Hathaway in The Odyssey

Samantha Morton in The Odyssey

Parker Posey in Wild Hose Nine

AnnaSophia Robb in I Play Rocky

Retro Television Review: St. Elsewhere 4.4 “The Naked and the Dead”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Fridays, I will be reviewing St. Elsewhere, a medical show which ran on NBC from 1982 to 1988.  The show can be found on Daily Motion.

Life is getting dark in Boston!

Episode 4.4 “The Naked and the Dead”

(Dir by Leo Penn, originally aired on October 30th, 1985)

This episode opens with Dr. Craig in an even worse mood than usual.  There’s two newspapers in Boston and they each have a totally different weather forecast.  One says that the day is going to be warm and sunny.  The other says to expect rain.  How is Dr. Craig supposed to know whether or not take an umbrella to the hospital!?  Ellen, meanwhile, is preparing for Stephen’s funeral, which is going to be held later in the day.

Yes, Dr. Craig does go to the hospital on the day of his son’s funeral.  He says that he has no choice because his patients need him but it’s obvious that the hospital is his way of avoiding the grief and guilt that he feels over the death of his son.  Ellen worries about whether or not Stephen will be buried in a comfortable suit.  Dr. Craig yells at a post-op patient for smoking and eating too much.  They’re both dealing with their sadness.

Dr. Westphall, meanwhile, deals with his nonstop depression by coming up with new (and impractical) community projects for the hospital.  In this episode, he leaves Tommy with a babysitter so that he can try to persuade the Board of Directors to fund his latest project, a clinic devoted to battling malnutrition.  The Board turns him down.  Westphall returns home a depressed.  That’s nothing new.  Westphall is always depressed.  That said, this was the first episode in which I really felt as if I understood Westphall’s depression.  Westphall feels guilty because, for all of his medical training, he still doesn’t understand his son’s autism.  So, instead of dealing with Tommy, Westphall throws himself into the hospital.  He’s really not that much different from Dr. Craig.

While that’s going on, Bobby hooks up with a physical therapist at the hospital.  Nurse Lucy (Jennifer Savidge) steals his scrubs and we get the sight of a half-naked Mark Harmon running through the hospital.  Meanwhile, an aspiring teenage photographer (Robert Romanus — DAMONE FROM FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH!) is beaten up when he sells some bad drugs to the other inhabitants of the group home where he lives.  The photographer is dead by the end of the episode.  It’s just that type of day.

This episode ends with Dr. Craig and his wife going to the funeral.  It’s raining, of course.

Wow, what a depressing episode!  Fortunately, the strong ensemble cast kept things bearable, even though there wasn’t much happiness to be found over the course of the hour.  Still, I worry about Dr. Craig.  He really does seem like he’s just a few days away from snapping.  Hopefully, he’ll express his grief at some point.  It’s not good to hold all that in.  We know there’s a bar near the hospital and Dr. Craig seems like he’s on the verge of becoming a regular.

Are things going to continue to get dark or is Boston going to see happier day?  We’ll find out next week!