Live Tweet Alert: Join #FridayNightFlix for Toxic Shark!


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in a few weekly watch parties.  On Twitter, I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday and I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday.  On Mastodon, I am one of the five hosts of #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We tweet our way through it.

Tonight, at 10 pm et, I will be hosting #FridayNightFlix!  The movie?  Toxic Shark!

If you want to join us this Friday, just hop onto twitter, find Toxic Shark on Prime, start the movie at 10 pm et, and use the #FridayNightFlix hashtag!  I’ll be there happily tweeting.  It’s a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.

See you there!

 

 

Scenes That I Love: Freddie and Dodd’s Final Meeting From Paul Thomas Anderson’s The Master


Today’s scene that I love comes from 2012’s The Master, written and directed by Paul Thomas Anderson (who is celebrating his birthday today).

Philip Seymour Hoffman and Joaquin Phoenix were never better than they were in Anderson’s enigmatic story of two very different men who become unlikely friends.  Phoenix plays Freddie Quill, a World War II veteran who has never figured out how to adjust to life during peacetime.  Hoffman plays Lancaster Dodd, a writer who claims to have all the answers but who is actually a charlatan.  In this scene, Freddie and Dodd meet for one last time and, though they are both characters about who most viewers will have mixed feelings, there’s something undeniably poignant about their final moments together.  Both of them realize that the time they had is over.  And indeed, watching this scene today is all the more difficult because it reminds us of what a talent we lost when we lost Philip Seymour Hoffman.

From Paul Thomas Anderson’s The Master:

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special Paul Thomas Anderson Edition


4 Shots From 4 Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking.

Today is the birthday of one of our greatest filmmakers, Paul Thomas Anderson!  This edition of 4 Shots From 4 Films is dedicated to him and his brilliant career!

4 Shots From 4 Paul Thomas Anderson Films

Boogie Nights (1997, dir by Paul Thomas Anderson, DP: Robert Elswit)

The Will Be Blood (2007, dir by Paul Thomas Anderson, DP: Robert Elswit)

The Master (2012, dir by Paul Thomas Anderson, DP: Mihai Mălaimare Jr.)

Phantom Thread (2017, dir by Paul Thomas Anderson)

Late Night Retro Television Review: Hunter 1.10 “The Shooter”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Thursdays, I will be reviewing Hunter, which aired on NBC from 1984 to 1991.  The entire show is currently streaming on Tubi and several other services!

This week, Hunter and a biker compete to see who has the fastest draw.

Episode 1.10 “The Shooter”

(Dir by Michael Lange, originally aired on January 4th, 1985)

Someone is gunning down motorcycle cops.  It’s a crime that both Hunter and McCall take personally.  Unfortunately, Bernie Terwiliger is in charge of the investigation and he insists that he doesn’t need any help from Hunter or “the brass cupcake.”  Considering that McCall’s husband was a police officer who was killed while doing a routine traffic stop, you would think Terwiliger would be a little bit more sensitive but nope.  That’s not the way things are done on Hunter.

Hunter and McCall conduct their own investigation, which leads them a country-western bar and a quick-draw video game.  Deke Broder (Robert Dryer) is a redneck who is very proud of having the fastest draw on the game.  The only problem is that cops keep coming in the bar and beating his time.  So, Deke stalks and kills them.

Deke — it’s just a game!

Soon, Hunter is playing the video game and Deke has a new target.

Now, this is a good episode!  It’s everything that you could want from an episode of Hunter.  It’s violent.  It’s fast-paced.  It’s got enough atmosphere to hold the viewer’s interest and it features a bad guy who is more interesting than the run-of-the-mill cop show villain.  Deke and Hunter have a lot in common.  They’re both cocky.  They’re both convinced their the best.  And they both really like to shoot their guns.  Between the motorcycles and Deke’s leather kill suit, this episode was pure style.

This is exactly what an episode of Hunter should be like.

Retro Music Review: Akuma no Uta (by Boris)


So, you want to talk about Boris’s Akuma no Uta. Where do you even start with a band like Boris? They’re one of those groups that defies easy description, a Japanese power trio that has spent decades exploring the absolute outer limits of heavy, distorted sound. They’ve done albums that are just one long, droning track, records that are pure noise, and others that are surprisingly poppy. But Akuma no Uta, released back in 2003, is something special. It’s often cited as the perfect entry point for the uninitiated, and honestly, it’s easy to see why. It’s the sound of a band taking all their wildest, heaviest ideas and distilling them into a concise, 39-minute punch to the gut that still somehow manages to be incredibly listenable. I have to give full credit where it’s due here—this record didn’t just fall into my lap by accident. It came highly recommended by TSL writer necromoonyeti, and I will always thank him for introducing me to this power trio. Without that nudge, I might have spent years circling the Boris discography, intimidated by its sheer size and weirdness, never quite knowing where to dive in. So, necromoonyeti, if you’re reading this, you absolutely changed my listening habits for the better.

Right from the jump, the album announces its intentions, though maybe not in the way you’d expect. The opening track, Introduction, is a masterclass in trolling the listener in the best possible way. On the CD and streaming versions, it stretches out to nearly ten minutes of slowly building drone, feedback, and amp hum. It’s the sound of a massive, slumbering beast slowly waking up, a wall of sound that’s more about atmosphere and tension than riffs. You sit there, waiting for the song to “start,” and for a while, it doesn’t. This was apparently a deliberate move on the band’s part, a very “Boris” thing to do, essentially making you earn the payoff that’s about to come. It’s meditative, hypnotic, and maybe a little bit frustrating on the first listen, but by the time the track fades into a wash of white noise, you’re completely locked into the album’s unique frequency. It’s a brilliant, subversive way to set the stage for the chaos that follows. I remember messaging necromoonyeti about this very track, half-confused and half-intrigued, and he just told me to be patient. Best advice I could have gotten.

And then, the chaos arrives. Ibitsu hits with the force of a freight train, completely shedding the droning patience of the intro for pure, punk-edged sludge fury. It’s an explosion of tight, angry riffage that’s over before you can fully process the whiplash. This is where you hear the Melvins and Black Sabbath influence loud and clear, but it’s filtered through a distinctly Boris lens of sheer, overwhelming volume. Furi follows in a similar vein, keeping the energy high and the riffs thick and fast, a one-two punch of raw aggression that just completely kicks the door down. The sheer momentum of these tracks is absurd, with guitar solos and drum fills that sound like they’re tearing the very fabric of the recording to shreds. Without that initial recommendation, I might have bailed during Introduction, never making it to this glorious pummeling, and that would have been a tragedy.

But the true centerpiece, the track that everyone who listens to this album comes away talking about, is Naki Kyoku. This is where Boris shows their full range and cements their status as something more than just another heavy band. The song begins with a breathtakingly beautiful, clean guitar loop that’s a direct homage to the album’s cover art, a cheeky parody of Nick Drake’s Bryter Layter. For the first few minutes, you’re lulled into a state of serene, shoegaze-inspired bliss. It’s absolutely gorgeous, and it feels like a completely different band. And then, just when you’ve settled into the calm, the song switches gears and lets loose with a crushing, doom-laden riff that feels like a personal affront to the preceding quiet. This contrast, this sudden and brutal shift from beauty to pure heaviness, is what makes the track so legendary. It builds and builds in a post-rock style, layering guitars and intensity until it reaches a fantastic, euphoric peak, capped off with what many fans consider one of the greatest guitar solos ever recorded. It’s an eleven-and-a-half-minute odyssey that never gets boring for a second, a perfect encapsulation of Boris’s ability to be both devastatingly heavy and achingly beautiful. Every time I hit that transition, I think back to necromoonyeti’s description of it as “life-changing,” and honestly, he undersold it.

The album doesn’t let up after that epic journey. Ano Onna No Onryou brings things back down to earth with a more straightforward, catchy, and almost garage-punk feeling, though it’s still heavier than just about anything else out there. It’s a great palate cleanser before the closing title track, Akuma no Uta. This final song is a masterpiece of pure, unadulterated doom. It opens with the sound of a tolling bell before unleashing a riff that’s so distorted and loud that it feels like the drums are about to collapse under the sonic pressure. It’s a slow, sludgy, and utterly suffocating track that perfectly closes out the experience. It even has a brief, sudden burst of speed that shows they’re not done keeping you on your toes, before sinking back into that glorious, monstrous mire of sound.

Akuma no Uta is an album that sounds like it’s constantly on the verge of breaking apart, due in no small part to its famously brick-walled production. For some, this lack of dynamic range can be a bit much, feeling like there’s no breathing room and even triggering tinnitus. But for most, it’s an essential part of the record’s overwhelming charm. It sounds like it was recorded at a volume so high that the microphones were screaming in protest, and that’s exactly the point. It captures the pure, physical feeling of standing in front of a massive stack of amplifiers, feeling the sound waves hit you. It adds to the raw, energetic, and slightly dangerous feel of the whole affair. This record is a testament to Boris’s fearless diversity and refusal to be pinned down, effortlessly blending doom, sludge, punk, shoegaze, and drone into a single, cohesive statement. It’s a perfect storm of sonic experimentation and raw power. If you’re looking for a life-changing, meditative experience, Boris has other albums for that, but if you want a thrilling, overstimulating, and incredibly fun ride through the very best of heavy music, Akuma no Uta is pretty much unmatched. And I owe that discovery entirely to necromoonyeti—seriously, man, thank you for pointing me toward this absolute monster of an album.

Retro Television Review: Decoy 1.36 “Blind Date”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Thursdays, I will be reviewing Decoy, which aired in Syndication in 1957 and 1958.  The show can be viewed on Tubi!

This week, Casey goes undercover …. again!

Episode 1.36 “Blind Date”

(Dir by Stuart Rosenberg, originally aired on June 16th, 1958)

When Gladys (Mary Finney) and her niece Millie (Irene Dailey) are involved in a car accident, the police discover that they are transporting a large amount of stolen money.  Millie, who has been transporting drugs, had a meeting with a money launderer to exchange the money for clean bills.  Casey goes undercover, pretending to be Millie when she and Gladys meet with the launderer.  However, when Millie’s boyfriend (Elliott Sullivan) shows up, the entire operation falls apart.  Can Casey convince Millie’s boyfriend to turn on the criminals?

This is yet another episode where Casey’s carefully constructed cover is destroyed by something that the police should have been prepared for.  Not only is Casey pretending to be a real person (which increases the risk that she’ll run into someone who actually knows the person that Casey is pretending to be) but she’s also accompanied by the increasingly hysterical Gladys.  Usually, Casey is at least convincing when she goes undercover.  This time, she comes across as way to calm and collected to be believable as someone committing her first crime.

To be honest, after 36 of these episodes, I’m amazed that Casey has survived for as long as she has.  The New York police department seems to be truly incompetent.

Despite all of that, this was a good episode.  There was plenty of on-location New York footage and Beverly Garland did a good job of portraying Casey’s growing realization that 1) she was in over her head and 2) it was a mistake to bring Aunt Gladys along.  Lou Polan was also well-cast as the avuncular but still menacing money launderer.  He may have been a criminal but he was also very proud of his boat.  Who can blame him?

This episode ended up on vaguely upbeat note, one that really didn’t feel as it had been earned.  Decoy was always at its best when it was downbeat and realistic.  New York was a tough city, even back in 1958.

Join #TubiThursdasy For The Principal!


Hi, everyone!  Tonight, on Mastodon, I will be hosting the #TubiThursday watch party!  Join us for 1987’s The Principal!

You can find the movie on Tubi or YouTube and you can join us on Mastodon at 9 pm central time!  (That’s 10 pm for you folks on the East Coast.)  We will be using #TubiThursday hashtag!  See you then!

Scenes That I Love: Howard Beale says “We’re In A Lot Of Trouble” in Network


Everyone remembers the “Mad as Hell Speech” from Sidney Lumet’s 1976 satire, Network.

Personally, I think this scene below is just as good.  Replace “tube” with TikTok and Bluesky and you’ll have a pretty good explanation for why the world today is full of so many angry people who think they know more than they do.

(Usually, heavy-handed scenes annoy me.  Fortunately, much like David Fincher with Aaron Sorkin’s script for The Social Network, Sidney Lumet knew the right directorial tone to take when translating Paddy Chayefsky’s script to the screen.  One shudders to think of what Network would have been like with a less skilled director behind the camera.)

Watch this scene the next time you’re wondering what happened to New York.