Horror Film Review: Se7en (dir. by David Fincher)


“I just don’t think I can continue to live in a place that embraces and nurtures apathy as if it was virtue.” — William Somerset

The nastiest thing about David Fincher’s Se7en is how quickly its horrors start to feel like part of the landscape. A gruesome murder should bring the world to a halt, but here it’s another room to enter, another report to write, another terrible thing happening while the rain keeps falling. Released in 1995, the film takes a serial-killer investigation and builds an atmosphere so oppressive that simply spending time in its unnamed city becomes uncomfortable. Yet the ugliness never feels entirely like an exercise in shock. Underneath it is a troubling question: what happens when people get used to looking away?

Morgan Freeman’s William Somerset has spent a career fighting that impulse, and he’s tired. Days away from retirement, he gets paired with Brad Pitt’s David Mills, a younger detective whose enthusiasm comes with a generous helping of impatience. Their investigation centers on a murderer arranging killings around the seven deadly sins. It’s a strong hook, but the movie doesn’t coast on the ingenuity of its crimes. Andrew Kevin Walker’s screenplay makes the detectives’ reactions just as important as the evidence. They’re looking at the same awful things while drawing very different conclusions about what their work can accomplish.

Freeman is terrific at suggesting how much effort Somerset’s composure requires. His quietness isn’t an absence of feeling; it’s a way of keeping feeling manageable. He asks questions carefully, studies details other people dismiss, and seems painfully aware of how easily a victim can become an inconvenience to everyone else. The familiar retiring-cop setup could have made him predictable, but Freeman gives his weariness a personal texture. Somerset still cares enough to be hurt by the job. Leaving is less a triumphant escape than an admission that he no longer knows how to keep doing it.

Pitt gives Mills an emotional openness that both challenges Somerset and exposes his own limitations. He’s cocky, easily irritated, and eager to interpret caution as defeatism. Sometimes he’s right to push back; sometimes he clearly needs to stop talking and listen. Pitt lets both sides exist without turning Mills into either a lovable hothead or a complete fool. His belief that police work should make a difference feels genuine. The tension comes from watching that belief encounter situations it can’t easily absorb. Together, the actors make a familiar mismatched partnership feel like an ongoing argument rather than a screenwriting obligation.

Fincher surrounds that argument with a city that seems to encourage surrender. The rain, clutter, cramped rooms, and dirty light create a place where basic comfort feels unavailable. Even spaces that should provide privacy seem invaded by noise or unease. What matters isn’t simply that everything looks miserable. It’s that people move through this misery as though it barely registers anymore. The setting gives Somerset’s exhaustion a believable source while making Mills’s confidence seem increasingly precarious. Neither man is investigating from a position of safety; they’re already living inside the atmosphere the killer exploits.

That’s also why the horror works beyond the immediate disgust of the crime scenes. Se7en often makes us confront what happened after the fact, with the detectives trying to reconstruct suffering from its remains. Fincher understands how disturbing a delayed realization can be. A room initially presents one terrible image, then a detail or explanation makes it worse. The film doesn’t need to show every act of violence because the aftermath supplies enough information for the imagination to take over. The dread comes from knowing that looking more closely will probably reveal something you would rather not understand.

Despite that relentless mood, the investigation stays engaging. There’s satisfaction in watching Somerset and Mills read, argue, follow leads, and gradually assemble a clearer picture. The library sequence is especially effective because it changes the film’s texture without breaking its spell. Somerset finds a measure of calm among books and music, using thought rather than momentum to approach the case. It’s a small reminder that the world contains more than brutality. Those quieter passages also make the shocks hit harder. Fincher knows that an audience needs time to anticipate the next discovery, not just recover from the last one.

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Tracy provides another necessary interruption. As Mills’s wife, she has a different relationship with the city: she isn’t trying to solve it, just work out whether she can live there. Her scenes bring out the personal cost of the detectives’ opposing attitudes. The dinner sequence allows some awkward humor, while her private conversation with Somerset reveals tenderness beneath his guarded manner. Paltrow makes Tracy feel vulnerable without making her helpless. Still, the screenplay gives her less independence than she deserves. She’s emotionally important, but the film is more curious about what she means to its men than about her own life.

John Doe takes that tendency to reduce people to their usefulness and pushes it into monstrous territory. To him, human beings are props in a moral demonstration. His certainty is chilling, but it isn’t the same as wisdom, and the movie works best when that distinction remains clear. There are moments when his elaborate planning feels almost too convenient, as though the screenplay needs him to possess whatever advantage the next development requires. Even so, his vanity keeps him from becoming merely an all-knowing villain. Beneath the preaching is someone desperate to force the world to acknowledge his importance.

Without detailing the final revelations, the closing stretch brings the film’s ideas into brutally personal focus. The shift into daylight feels wrong in a way that’s difficult to shake. After so many shadowy interiors, open space should offer relief, yet there’s nowhere emotionally safe to stand. The suspense becomes less about discovering another clue than watching people recognize what is happening and struggle to respond. That distinction gives the ending its force. Knowledge doesn’t automatically create control, and professional experience doesn’t make anyone immune to being overwhelmed. The case stops being something the detectives can hold at a distance.

What lingers after Se7en isn’t just the memory of its worst images. It’s the uncomfortable distance between noticing suffering and knowing what to do about it. Somerset has experience without much hope; Mills has conviction without enough restraint. Neither can offer a complete answer, but their struggle gives the film something more substantial than stylish despair. Fincher makes looking away seem tempting, even sensible, before leaving us with the cost of that choice. This is a grim, occasionally contrived, remarkably controlled thriller whose deepest horror is also its most recognizable: the fear that the world can wear down our willingness to care.

October Positivity: Turning Back (dir by Jaime Velez Soto)


In 2011’s Turning Back (also known as The Whisper Home), Stephen Patterson (played by Jerry Eisinger) is a youth minister and teacher who is surprised when he’s told that his state representative is moving up to the senate and that he’s been selected to run for her old seat. He’s assured that he shouldn’t have any trouble winning either the primary or the election. Sure, there was a city councilwoman who was approached first, but she has no interest in running for the seat… or, at least, she doesn’t until after Stephen has declared his candidacy.

It’s not just city councilwomen that Stephen has to worry about. There’s also his brother, Dave (Randy Vaughn). While Stephen stayed in his hometown and went out of his way to always be the good and responsible son, Dave decided to pursue a career as an actor. He asked for all of the money that had been saved for his college fund and then he hopped on a bus to Los Angeles. Dave didn’t find much success as an actor, but he did manage to develop a heroin addiction. Dave finally managed to clean himself up and he worked up the courage to return home. Of course, he returns on the exact day that Stephen is starting his political campaign…

As you may have guessed, this movie is based on the parable of the prodigal son, with Stephen getting jealous over the big deal that his father is making over Dave’s return. Stephen finds himself growing more and more irritated with Dave, especially after he sees Dave hanging around in the “bad side of town.” When Stephen shames Dave into leaving his father’s house, Stephen is forced to consider the answer to the question, “Am I my brother’s keeper?”

It’s honestly not a bad film. The low budget is obvious and I could have done with a little less of the two criminals who are searching for Dave, but the parable of the prodigal son is definitely good source material and the film does an adequate job retelling the story for modern times. For the most part, the acting is heartfelt and the film’s message sincere.

That said, I have to admit that I found the political element of the film to be the most interesting part of the story. It’s not often that you see movies about people running for the state legislature. In both real life and the movies, the state house tends to get ignored. And yet, some of the most interesting political races are the ones for the state legislature. I remember, back in 2020, all of the Democratic State House candidates in Texas were running ads showing them at protests and calling for police reform. Then, three weeks before the election, all of their commercials suddenly changed and they started bragging about how much they loved the police. The guy running in my district spent months wearing a Defund the Police sweatshirt just to suddenly start mailing out flyers of himself posing with uniformed police officers. Never before had I seen such a blatant case of polling in action. Turning Back captures the feel of running for an office that most people tend to forget about. Stephen is assured that getting elected will be easy, but then, once he starts campaigning, he discovers how few people want to talk about the State House.

Who knows? If I ever get tired of this gig, maybe I’ll run for the State House. Apparently, anyone can get elected!

Late Night Retro Television Review: Pacific Blue 5.3 “Blue Hawaii: Part One”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Tuesdays, I will be reviewing Pacific Blue, a cop show that aired from 1996 to 2000 on the USA Network!  It’s currently streaming everywhere, though I’m watching it on Tubi.

This week, the bike cops go to Hawaii!

Episode 5.3 “Blue Hawaii: Part One”

(Dir by Michael Levine, originally aired on August 1st, 1999)

TC, Cory, Bobby, and Granger are sent to Hawaii so that they can spend five days training other bicycle cops.  If there’s anything that this show has shown over the past five seasons, it’s that it takes a lot of training to be a bicycle cop.  For instance, you have to know how to look smugly self-satisfied while holding up traffic.  That’s not a natural skill.  That’s something you have to learn.  Whenever Cory responds to a legitimate question by yelling and shoving someone into a wall, you’re seeing years of training.  Whenever Chris runs a bystander over with her bicycle and then says, “Just doing my job,” that’s her way of sayin, “Your taxes paid for this!”

Bobby and Granger spend their first Hawaiian night at a strip club.  A drug dealer (Dax Griffin) mistakes Bobby for a buyer.  This leads to Bobby and Granger getting involved in an undercover operation.  We meet the other members of Hawaii’s special undercover task force.  There’s Sgt. Aikau (Andy Bumatai), a surfer who puts a curse on TC.  There’s Matt Cho (Lorenzo Callender), who acts just like Bobby.  There’s an Australian cop (played by Corey Page) who acts just like Granger.  And then there’s Officer Claire Keene (Kristanna Loken) who acts just like Cory.

As you probably already guessed, this episode was a backdoor pilot for a series that was didn’t end up happening.  (This episode aired the same year that Baywatch became Baywatch Hawaii.)  It’s also a two-parter, which means this episode ends with Bobby and Granger still working undercover, the drug dealers still on the loose, and the Hawaiian cops in need of some lessons on how to work undercover.  Bobby is also falling for Claire and is thinking about transferring permanently to Hawaii.

Like a lot of backdoor pilots, this episode fails because it asked us to get emotionally invested in a bunch of new, poorly-drawn characters.  The fact that all of the Hawaiian cops had the same personality tics as their California counterparts didn’t help matters.  That said, I enjoyed this episode just because it was shot in Hawaii and the scenery was lovely.

Next week, we’ll conclude our trip to paradise with Part Two of Blue Hawaii!

A Scene That Erin Loves From Major League


I know this isn’t Halloween-related but I’m still buzzing over the baseball game that I just watched.  I’m so exited that I’m going to stay up late and watch my favorite baseball movie!  Here’s one of my favorite scenes from Major League.  Listen as Tom Berenger tells you, me, and everyone else what to do whenever anyone says you don’t have a chance at winning!

The Rays Win Game 4!


Holy crap, that was one of the best baseball games that I’ve ever seen!

Congratulations to the Tampa Bay Rays, who came back from what everyone thought was certain doom in the final extra inning and who just won their first World Series game!

12 innings, six and a half hours of baseball, and tomorrow, we’re doing it all over again! Games likes this are what I was talking about when I said that being a baseball fan means staying until the final episode.  You never know when the entire game might be turned around.

Congratulations to the Rays!  Keep it going tomorrow!

Horror on Television: One Step Beyond 1.1 “The Bride Possessed” (dir by John Newland)


 One Step Beyond was a supernatural-themed anthology show that claimed every story that it told was based on an actual incident.  This show ran on ABC from 1959 to 1961 and was scheduled to air opposite of Twilight Zone.

The very first episode of One Step Beyond aired on January 20th, 1959.  In this episode, a young bride (Virginia Leith) on her honeymoon suddenly starts to act differently.  (Not only does she become more outspoken but she also loses her Southern accent.)  Is it possible that she’s been possessed by the spirit of a murdered woman and now, she’s going to solve her own murder?

Watch to find out!

Warlock: The Armageddon (1993, directed by Anthony Hickox)


The Warlock is back!

Or, at least, Julian Sands is back and he’s once again playing someone who is in league with the Devil. The first sequel to Warlock reimagines the character as being the literal son of Satan. Every millennium, Warlock is reborn and sets about trying to find the six stones that, when put together, will allow him to set his father free from Hell. The druids used to do a pretty good job of keeping the Warlock from finding the stones, but eventually they all died out. When Warlock is reborn in 1993, it falls to Kenny Tavis (Chris Young) and Samantha Ellison (Paula Marshall), as the two youngest Druid descendants, to stop him. Unfortunately, neither Kenny nor Samantha knows much about their heritage. Kenny is murdered by his own father, but it’s just so Kenny can be resurrected as a Druid warrior. Kenny uses a baseball to train with, making this one of the least likely baseball movies of the past 30 years.

Warlock: The Armageddon looks and feels like a rush job, complete with CGI that looks bad even for the 90s. Julian Sands is the only person who returns from the surprisingly entertaining first film, and he’s really the only reason to watch the sequel. The Warlock is much more quippy in the sequel, and the kill scenes are more elaborate. (Just watch as Julian Sands uses a finger gun to take out his enemies.) But the only scene that’s really stays with you is the messy moment when the Warlock is reborn and quickly grows up. The movie suffers because the Warlock doesn’t have a worthy opponent. Chris Young may have been good in PCU, but he’s still no Richard E. Grant. Julian Sands is the only member of the cast to deliver his lines with any relish, probably because he was getting paid the most money to appear in the film.

Watching the movie, I was mostly confused as to why the six stones existed in the first place. If Satan’s already locked up, why not throw away the key instead of expecting a bunch of druids to look after it?

The Warlock would return for a third movie. Julian Sands would not.

Retro Television Review: Saved By The Bell: The New Class 2.24 “Belding’s Prize”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Tuesdays, I will be reviewing Saved By The Bell: The New Class, which ran on NBC from 1993 to 2o00.  The show is currently on Prime.

This week, Screech screws up again.

Episode 2.24 “Belding’s Prize”

(Dir by Don Barnhart, originally aired on December 24th, 1997)

Mr. Belding is super excited about joining the National Society of Principals!  Except — uh-oh! — Screech forgot to mail in the application.  What an idiot.  Actually, what a pair of idiots.  Screech may have screwed up but Belding shouldn’t have been depending on him in the first place.  Mail your own application, Belding!

Screech could tell Belding the truth or he could lie and hire James The Actor (Mark Blankfield) to pretend to be the Grand Master of the Society and they could have a big fake ceremony at the school.  Screech goes with the latter.  It never seems to occur to Screech that, when he gave Belding a fake letter telling him that his application had been accepted, he could have just left it that.  Instead, he decides to do a fake ceremony at the school.  And he decides to hire James the Actor, despite the fact that Belding has met James in three other episodes.

This was the final time that Mark Blankfield plays James the Actor on Saved By The Bell.  This is also his weakest outing as James, largely because the character is totally different here than he was in his previous appearances.  Previously, James was quirky but good-hearted and determined to help the Bayside Gang out, whether the gang was led by Zack or Scott.  This time, James is portrayed as being so self-absorbed and stupid that he literally leaves the fake ceremony after he gets a call telling him that he’s been hired for Broadway Show.  He accidentally  pulls off his fake beard.  He accidentally pulls off the fake label that Tommy put on the trophy that James presented to Belding.  James screws everything up and Mark Blanfield plays the role as if James acquired a cocaine addiction between appearances.

In the end, Belding forgives Screech.  I have no idea why.

Meanwhile, the Gang wants to order the millionth burger at the Max so they’ll win tickets to the MTV Music Video Awards.  Unfortunately, other students are ordering burgers too so the Gang spreads a rumor that Max burgers are actually bad for your stomach.  That’s a great way to support your favorite hangout.  Spread a food poisoning rumor and get the place shut down.  Way to go, Gang, ya mooks!

When Tommy buys 200 burgers but still fails to order the millionth one, the Gang sells the burgers back to their fellow students and then use the money to buy more Max burgers.  Eventually, the grill gets shut down and Mr. Belding ends up winning the contest.

This episode featured Dustin Diamond at his worse.  He was never particularly good but at least he seemed to be trying for the first half of the second season.  But, in this episode, he speaks in his falsetto voice, he’s cartoonishly broad in his movements, and he goes all wide-eyed whenever he pretends to be sad or serious.  This is the Screech who showed up for the rest of Saved By The Bell: The New Class.

This wasn’t a great episode but it did remind me that the MTV Music Video Awards used to be a big deal.  It’s amazing how things change.

 

Happy Birthday To It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!


Sixty years ago today, on October 27, 1966, It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown first aired on CBS!

I used to love watching It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown every October and I still haven’t forgiven CBS for selling it and all of the other Peanuts specials to Apple TV.  We do subscribe to Apple TV so I can still watch the special every year but it just feels unfair to me.  Watching Linus wait for the Great Pumpkin and Charlie Brown getting a rock while trick-or-treating is something that brought people together.  It was a shared experience and now, it’s not.  That still really bothers me.  Where’s the sincerity in taking away a beloved communal experience and making people pay to enjoy it?  No wonder the Great Pumpkin never shows up.

(Even though it’s not in the same league, I’m also not happy with Disney for yanking Toy Story of Terror! off the air either.  Sometimes, I feel like we’re heading towards a world without holidays or any celebrations whatsoever.)

Here are some of my favorite scenes from It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.  I’ll have at least two more to share on Halloween!