Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Saturdays, I will be reviewing Baywatch, which ran on NBC and then in syndication from 1989 to 2001. The entire show can be viewed on Tubi.
It’s not much of a showdown.
Episode 3.6 “Showdown at Malibu Beach High”
(Dir by Douglas Schwartz, originally aired on October 19th, 1992)
A new school year has begun, and Summer, Matt, and Slade are all attending Malibu Beach High!
Oh, there’s a lot going on in this episode, and a good deal of it features characters whom we will never see or hear about again. For instance, Summer has a crush on Slade but is upset when she sees that he’s hanging out with Courtney Bremmer (Elizabeth Berkley), a rich girl who claims that her father is willing to sponsor Slade in all of his surfing endeavors. Slade needs the sponsorship because his own father (Bill McKinney) is a hardass army officer who shows up long enough to break Slade’s surfboard in half. This episode opens not with Summer, Matt, or Slade but instead with Courtney riding a horse on the beach. That’s a big deal for a character who will never appear in another episode.
Matt’s friend, Bear Sutter (Zahn McClarnon), is upset when he discovers that the school is going to be selling what he says is tribal land to a developer. He chains himself to a flagpole outside the school. He draws a giant flower on the sidewalk. Every time Bear says anything about the land, an eagle flies overhead. The high school principal (David Spielberg) follows the eagle and finds an ancient arrowhead on the land. It’s the proof that Bear needs to save the land. This was Bear’s only appearance on Baywatch.
The high school needs a new volleyball coach, so they hire… CJ Parker!? Pamela Anderson shows up on campus and flirts with Matt. Matt flirts back and invites her to a party at his house. Hey, wait a minute. Matt’s a student and CJ’s a teacher. Umm….
Despite the ethical considerations, it’s a good thing that CJ goes to Matt’s party because she’s able to save the lives of two twenty-something high school students who try to go swimming after huffing an inhalant.
Meanwhile, Garner and Mitch appear in a handful of scenes but they don’t do much beyond trying to figure out who has been racing a dune buggy on the beach. Guess what? It was Matt!
This episode felt so cheap. There’s really no other way to describe it. It was obviously meant to serve as a backdoor pilot for a Malibu High show, one that presumably would have followed characters like Courtney and Bear, along with Matt, Summer, Slade, and their high school’s half-naked volleyball coach. I guess it would have been like Baywatch Nights, but without the detective agency or the supernatural creatures. The pilot was not picked up, and instead we have an episode that introduces a lot of characters who will never be seen again and introduces a lot of plotlines that will never be resolved.
There’s nothing particularly angelic about the world of Drunken Angel. The streets are filthy, the nightlife feels desperate, and even the local doctor seems more interested in picking a fight than offering comfort. That roughness makes Akira Kurosawa’s film so compelling: it finds compassion somewhere you wouldn’t expect to find much of anything worth saving. Released in 1948, rather than 1947, it also marks the first of sixteen collaborations between Kurosawa and Toshiro Mifune. That partnership would become legendary, but this isn’t just an interesting starting point. It’s a tough, moving film that stands on its own.
The story begins with a transaction that should be simple. Matsunaga, a young gangster played by Mifune, visits a neighborhood doctor to have a bullet removed from his hand. The doctor, Sanada, played by Takashi Shimura, recognizes that his patient has a more serious problem: tuberculosis. Matsunaga doesn’t welcome the diagnosis, especially when accepting it would mean admitting that his intimidating exterior hides a vulnerable body. Sanada, meanwhile, refuses to let the matter drop. What develops is less a conventional friendship than an ongoing argument between two men who have very different ideas about what it means to stay alive.
Mifune is the immediate attraction, and it’s easy to understand why Kurosawa kept working with him. His Matsunaga makes being noticed look like a full-time occupation. The swagger, the sharp clothes, the sudden bursts of aggression: everything suggests someone performing toughness for an audience. Yet Mifune makes the performance within the performance visible. There’s fear underneath all that attitude, and his physical acting gradually exposes it. As Matsunaga’s health deteriorates, the gap between how powerful he wants to appear and how weak he actually feels becomes painful. His body starts contradicting every claim his personality makes. It’s a magnetic performance without being an especially comfortable one.
Just as important, though, is Shimura. It would be easy to describe Sanada as the decent man trying to rescue the delinquent, but that makes him sound considerably tidier than he is. He drinks heavily, loses his temper, and has little patience for the people who need his help. His compassion doesn’t come wrapped in reassuring bedside manners. That’s what makes it persuasive. Shimura gives the impression of someone who has seen enough suffering to become cynical but hasn’t managed to stop caring. Sanada’s anger often feels like the exhausted expression of a responsibility he cannot put down. He’s abrasive because the stakes matter to him.
Together, the actors give the film its unsettled rhythm. Their scenes have the energy of a fight in which neither participant will admit what the fight is really about. Sanada wants Matsunaga to accept treatment, but he also wants him to recognize that the gangster code he follows offers no meaningful protection. Matsunaga wants to dismiss the doctor, yet keeps being pulled back toward someone willing to confront him honestly. What makes their relationship interesting is that affection never quite replaces antagonism. Kurosawa lets concern emerge through irritation, stubbornness, and repeated disappointment rather than a convenient emotional breakthrough.
The setting gives that struggle a larger dimension. This is postwar Tokyo viewed from a neighborhood where recovery feels distant and survival has become an everyday negotiation. A stagnant, polluted pool sits at the center of the community, making the environment seem physically sick before anyone mentions tuberculosis. The symbolism isn’t subtle, but subtlety isn’t always the point. Kurosawa wants the connection between bodily illness and social damage to be impossible to miss. Matsunaga’s condition belongs to him, but the world around him seems to encourage the same habits of denial and neglect. The neighborhood isn’t just a backdrop; it keeps pressing into the drama.
That atmosphere also complicates the film’s gangster appeal. Matsunaga initially has the surface attractions associated with movie criminals: style, confidence, access to nightlife, and the ability to frighten people. But Drunken Angel steadily dismantles the idea that these things amount to security. His standing depends on remaining useful and looking strong, which leaves little room for illness or dependence. The return of another gangster, Okada, exposes how fragile Matsunaga’s position really is. What he treats as loyalty starts looking like an arrangement that can be canceled the moment he becomes inconvenient. His tragedy involves discovering how little the organization values him beneath the swagger.
Kurosawa’s direction keeps that downward movement from becoming visually monotonous. The film moves between cramped medical encounters and the restless energy of the surrounding entertainment district, allowing private suffering and public distraction to rub against each other. Mifune’s nightclub dancing is especially revealing: movement becomes another way for Matsunaga to insist on his vitality, even as the story makes that insistence increasingly desperate. The contrast gives the film an uneasy pulse. Pleasure never quite feels separate from danger, and stillness rarely brings relief. Even when the characters try to escape themselves, the filmmaking keeps their vulnerability close to the surface.
The film does occasionally push its ideas harder than necessary. Sanada’s moral arguments can become speeches, and the repeated connections between sickness, corruption, and personal responsibility leave relatively little interpretive breathing room. Anyone expecting the emotional restraint sometimes associated with older Japanese cinema may be surprised by how forceful this is. Still, the bluntness mostly suits the material. These are people living under pressure, not quietly arranging their feelings into elegant observations. More importantly, the performances keep the argument human. Matsunaga isn’t merely a warning about bad choices, and Sanada isn’t a flawless representative of the right ones. Their contradictions give the film room to breathe.
What ultimately makes Drunken Angel linger is its refusal to confuse caring with control. Sanada can recognize the danger, offer treatment, and argue himself hoarse, but he cannot simply make another person choose differently. That limitation gives the film its sadness without draining away its humanity. Kurosawa finds something worthwhile in the effort to help, even when the effort is ugly, exhausting, and uncertain. Mifune supplies the volatility, Shimura supplies the battered conscience, and neither lets the other settle into an easy role. As the beginning of a major filmmaking partnership, it’s fascinating. As a bruising drama about pride and the difficulty of accepting help, it remains powerful.
As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in a few weekly live tweets on Twitter and Mastodon. I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of #MondayActionMovie! Every week, we get together. We watch a movie. We tweet our way through it.
Tonight, at 10 pm et, #ScarySocial presents Traumatika!
If you want to join us this Saturday, just hop onto twitter, start the movie at 10 pm et, and use the #ScarySocial hashtag! It’s a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.
In 1941’s Sullivan’s Travels, Joel McCrea plays a filmmaker who disguises himself as a transient so that he can experience what’s really going on outside of Hollywood. Veronica Lake plays “the Girl,” who ends up sharing his journey.
In today’s scene that I love, McCrea and Lake meet for the first time.
4 Or More Shots From 4 Or More Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!
Today, we celebrate the birth of one of my favorite Golden Age actresses, Veronica Lake! It’s time for….
4 Shots From 4 Veronica Lake Films
Sullivan’s Travels (1941, dir by Preston Sturges, DP: John Seitz)
This Gun For Hire (1942, dir by Frank Tuttle, DP: John Seitz)
I Married A Witch (1942, dir by Rene Clair, DP: Ted Tetzlaff)
The Blue Dahlia (1946, dir George Marshall, DP: Lionel Lindon)
This song was featured in a film called Lymelife, which featured the Culkin brothers coming of age, Timothy Hutton suffering from Lyme disease, and Alec Baldwin sending his son off to war. The song is the probably the best thing about that film.
“So you’re a Red, who cares? Your money’s as good as anybody else’s.” — Skip McCoy
The best thing about Pickup on South Street is that its hero is a real pain in the neck. Skip McCoy does not want to save the country, help the police, or become a better man. He wants to know what is in it for him, preferably before anyone finishes explaining the danger. That stubborn selfishness gives Samuel Fuller’s 1953 thriller its bite. Under Sam Fuller’s direction, a story about stolen government secrets becomes a scrappy clash of personalities. The espionage matters, but the real attraction is watching people bargain, bluff, and occasionally discover feelings they would rather keep out of the deal.
Richard Widmark plays Skip, whose latest subway theft turns out to be considerably more complicated than expected. His target is Candy, played by Jean Peters, a woman carrying an envelope for her former boyfriend, Joey. Unknown to her, it contains microfilm meant for a Communist spy operation. Government agents are watching Candy when Skip steals her wallet, leaving both sides scrambling to recover something he initially regards as an ordinary score. Everyone wants the same object for different reasons. Skip’s refusal to accept anyone else’s priorities keeps the plot moving, while his growing awareness of its value makes him increasingly difficult to handle.
Fuller’s direction makes the opening theft an immediate grabber. Rather than explaining who everyone is, he draws our attention to faces, hands, and the opportunities created by a crowded subway car. Skip’s concentration is almost intimate, while Candy remains unaware of what his closeness means. The sequence makes watching feel active: we study the same movements he does, waiting to see whether anyone notices. Fuller establishes suspense through physical behavior before dialogue takes over. It is economical filmmaking, but it never feels merely efficient. The scene has a sly, uncomfortable energy that introduces the movie’s overlapping interests in desire, deception, and invasion of privacy.
Widmark makes Skip entertaining without pretending he is harmless. His smile has a taunting quality, as though he has already spotted the weakness in whatever argument someone is making. He particularly enjoys refusing people who expect obedience. That could become a performance built entirely around attitude, but Widmark gives the defiance a practical foundation. Skip protects himself by withholding information and trusting almost nobody. Fuller allows that unpleasantness to remain, resisting the temptation to make his leading man immediately lovable. We keep watching because Skip is unpredictable, not because the film promises that every selfish gesture conceals a heart of gold.
Candy has the difficult job of getting past those defenses, and Peters keeps her from becoming merely the woman assigned to soften the leading man. She gives Candy a mixture of determination and emotional weariness. Here is someone capable of standing her ground who nevertheless keeps investing her feelings in men who offer little security. Her involvement with Joey leaves her exposed, and her attraction to Skip hardly promises a peaceful alternative. Peters makes the contradiction believable. Candy can recognize danger without being immune to loneliness, and her toughness does not cancel out her need to believe another person might care.
Their relationship is the film’s most uneven element. Attraction develops amid suspicion and physical aggression, and the shift toward affection sometimes happens faster than the characters have earned. Fuller’s direction favors impact over delicacy here, which gives their encounters force but occasionally shortchanges their emotional development. Widmark and Peters nevertheless generate a charged, unsettled chemistry. Their scenes work best when affection seems to escape against their better judgment. They work less well when the screenplay appears to assume that rough handling can serve as romantic groundwork. The movie’s abrasive approach is part of its identity, but that does not make every choice equally convincing.
Thelma Ritter provides a different emotional register as Moe, a necktie seller who also earns money by passing information to the police. She knows the neighborhood’s crooks, understands their routines, and treats that knowledge as something she has every right to sell. Ritter makes her funny, observant, and exhausted, often within the same exchange. Moe’s determination to save for a decent burial initially sounds like colorful characterization. Gradually, it becomes the clearest expression of what she wants: some assurance that she will not disappear without dignity. Fuller gives Ritter room to let that fear emerge without turning it into an oversized appeal for sympathy.
His handling of Moe shows how much tenderness exists beneath the movie’s tough surface. Fuller does not soften her occupation or suggest that hardship automatically makes her noble. Instead, he lets practical self-interest coexist with affection and personal limits. Informing on someone can be part of an understood arrangement rather than evidence of complete moral emptiness. These characters exploit one another, but they still recognize differences between making a living and committing a deeper betrayal. The direction stays close enough to their individual concerns that those distinctions matter. What might have been a convenient supporting character becomes the person who gives the film its emotional weight.
Fuller is just as effective at making the settings express the characters’ circumstances. Skip’s waterfront shack offers independence without comfort or stability, an appropriate home for someone who prefers being difficult to reach. Elsewhere, tight framing and sudden movement make conversations feel like contests over territory. People lean in, crowd one another, and turn ordinary exchanges into confrontations. The Cold War plot adds urgency, but Fuller keeps returning to immediate, personal pressures. Skip’s indifference to patriotic appeals disrupts the expected moral certainty. National duty means little to someone accustomed to treating survival as an individual responsibility, and the film gets considerable mileage out of that friction.
By the end, the question is less whether Skip will become respectable than whether he can stop treating every human connection as a transaction. That is where Pickup on South Street finds its lasting appeal. Some of the romance remains unpersuasive, and the espionage villains are simpler than the people surrounding them. But Sam Fuller’s direction holds the mixture together through sharp visual storytelling, restless pacing, and a willingness to let sentiment surface without washing away the grime. Widmark supplies the insolence, Peters the vulnerability, and Ritter the ache that lingers afterward. For a movie driven by something stolen, its finest moments come when someone finally gives something freely.
Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Fridays, I will be reviewing SLEDGE HAMMER!, a cop comedy which ran on ABC from 1986 to 1988. The entire series can be found on Prime!
This week, it’s Sledge vs Slag!
Episode 1.14 “State of Sledge”
(Dir by Daniel Attias, originally aired on January 10th, 1987)
When Inspector Perkins (Tom Henschel) of Internal Affairs visits the precinct, Captain Trunk is careful to send Sledge Hammer out on assignment and to also hide his personnel file. Unfortunately, just after Perkins has announced Trunk’s precinct to be the cleanest in the city, Hammer shows up with Slag (Mark Blankfield), a tattooed cult leader who he has just arrested. Perkins insists that Slag be given his one phone call. Slag promptly calls his followers and tells them to lay siege to the station house.
This episode plays out as a parody/homage of Assault on Precinct 13, with the undermanned station surrounded by Slag’s followers and Sledge continually being ordered to keep his cool by Perkins. It’s amusing, even if it’s not quite as a good as some of the other episodes of Sledge Hammer that I’ve seen. I will say that there was something gratifying about watching Sledge refuse to take orders from a bureaucrat. Sledge may be a parody of the Dirty Harry-style cops who were popular in the 80s but, on the show, his critics often feel like a parody of the typical liberal do-gooder. One gets the feeling that Sledge Hammer is a lot more popular with fans of Dirty Harry than fans of Howard Zinn.