
This is from 1951. Unfortunately, the identity of the artist responsible is not known.

This is from 1951. Unfortunately, the identity of the artist responsible is not known.
I have no idea who directed this video from Love & Rockets. Do you know? If so, let me know in the comments.
Enjoy!
Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Tuesdays, I will be reviewing Pacific Blue, a cop show that aired from 1996 to 2000 on the USA Network! It’s currently streaming everywhere, though I’m watching it on Tubi.
This week, we start season 4!
Episode 4.1 “Glass Houses”
(Dir by Michael Levine, originally aired on July 26th, 1998)
The fourth season of Pacific Blue opens with many changes.
Palermo and Victor have retired. Cory is now dating Doug Fraser (Owen McKibbin). At the start of the episode, Cory and Doug accompany TC and Chris to Vegas, where they are married by — you guessed it! — an Elvis impersonator.
TC is now in charge of Pacific Blue and, while Chris and Cory both make plans to take the sergeant’s exam, TC focuses on bringing in some new blood. At the police academy, he recruits two recent graduates — hyper-competent Jaime Strickland (Amy Hunter) and edgy rebel Russ Granger (Jeff Stearns). He asks and gets undercover cop Monica Harper (Shanna Moakler) transferred to Pacific Blue so that she can go undercover to break up a meth operation at the local college. Everyone is shocked when Monica turns out to be young and blonde. Were they expecting a 40 year-old undercover college student?
Not happy about having to ride a bicycle, Russ decides to insert himself into Monica’s undercover operation. Monica and Russ meet the two main dealers, Quincy (Joe Michael Burke) and Cherry (Michelle Beauchamp). They discover that they’re getting their drugs from a chemistry professor (Robin Thomas). What they don’t do is make an arrest. Quincy and Cherry murder the professor and escape after setting off a bomb in the chemistry lab.
TC is not happy with his new cops. In fact, the episode ends with him telling them that he has doubts about whether or not to keep them at Pacific Blue. Fortunately, we the viewers know that they’ll be okay because they are all now listed in the opening credits.
Also listed in the opening credits is Bobby Cruz (Mario Lopez), the campus cop who drags Monica out of the laboratory right before it explodes. Bobby has a history. He was a member of the LAPD but, disgusted by the anti-Mexican racism that he saw, he became a campus cop instead. (Where I went to college, the campus cops were the biggest joke around.) TC offers Bobby a chance to be a member of Pacific Blue. Bobby says that he’ll think about it. We all know that means yes.
And that’s a good thing because this show could definitely use more Mario Lopez! In fact, the only reason I started reviewing this stupid series was because I knew Mario would be joining the cast eventually. Let’s hope Mario’s magic starts to make things better soon!
As for this episode, it was …. well, it wasn’t good. Other than Lopez, none of the new characters really made much of an impression. But, I am an optimist. I have hope.
Never give up hope.
Johnny Mack Brown rides across the old west until he reaches a seemingly abandoned ranch. Someone takes a shot at him with a gold bullet. It’s because the the ranch has a reputation for being haunted and everyone knows that the only way to take care of a ghost is to shoot at it with gold bullets.
(It’s common frontier knowledge!)
Johnny may says that he’s a simple cowhand who has been hired to look after the ranch but actually, he’s a government agent who has been sent to investigate the disappearance of rancher John Roberts (Forrest Taylor) and the theft of government gold. Bill Grant (House Peters, Jr.) is the main suspect in the Roberts disappearance but Roberts’s daughter (Lois Hall) insists that he’s innocent. Even though Roberts forbid Grant from seeing his daughter, Johnny Mack Brown suspects that Grant is being set up as well. Brown doesn’t buy the idea of the ranch being haunted either. If Fuzzy Knight was there, he’d probably see a ghost but Fuzzy takes this film off. Time for Johnny Mack Brown to investigate.
Despite the exciting title, Blazing Bullets is only a so-so B-western. Working without his usual sidekicks, Brown just goes through the motions and there’s not nearly enough action. A movie called Blazing Bullets should have had more blazing bullets in it. Today, it’s impossible to watch the film without expecting Harvey Korman to show up as Hedley Lamarr.
Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Tuesdays, I will be reviewing Saved By The Bell: The New Class, which ran on NBC from 1993 to 2o00. The show is currently on Prime.
Today, we finish up season one of Saved By The Bell: The New Class.
Episode 1.13 “Running The Max”
(Dir by Don Barnhart, originally aired on December 4th, 1993)
The season one finale of Saved By The Bell: The New Class opens with Scott talking directly the audience. Hey, that’s something that Scott hasn’t done for a while….
When he goes into his Social Studies class (which is being taught by Mr. Belding because Mr. Tuttle is appearing on Oprah to discuss teachers who overeat), he has to pick a group to join. Lindsay says, “Hey, Scott, why don’t you join us?” She says it as if Scott is still a relatively new acquaintance as opposed to the friend who is always a part of the main group.
Despite having made up with each other several episodes ago, Scott and Tommy D suddenly don’t like each other again.
Vicki suddenly has a crush on Scott again, even though that plotline was abandoned episodes ago.
Weasel suddenly has a crush on Megan, despite the fact that plotline was also abandoned shortly after the first season started.
Oh, and Weasel is again making jokes that sound like they were originally written for Screech.
Watching this episode, it quickly becomes apparent that it was meant to air much earlier in the season but it was instead used as the season finale. That says a lot about how shoddy the first season of Saved By The Bell: The New Class really was. The finale was an episode that was originally meant to air when everyone was still getting to know one another. Vicki’s crush on Scott is a major subplot in this episode, despite the fact that the writers eventually abandoned the idea. By moving this episode to the end, the show wrecks havoc on its continuity but then again, when has continuity ever mattered at Bayside?
On top of all that, this is a dumb episode. Three businesses agree to let the students run things for a week. Who would agree to such a stupid idea? Scott, Tommy, Megan, Weasel, Vicki, and Lindsay end up running the Max. The Max appears to be open 24 hours a day so I’d love to know how they’re running the Max and still going to class. For that matter, how are only six students going to run an entire restaurant? Anyway, long story short: Scott is a bad boss, everyone quits except for Weasel (so, do they all fail the class?), but then they change their mind after they hear that Scott feels bad about his behavior. The gang hosts a banquet for the football team. Tommy comes up with the idea of turning into a Country-and-Western-themed barbecue. Wait a minute — TOMMY’S ON THE FOOTBALL TEAM! Why isn’t he at the banquet?
This was a dumb ending to a dumb season. Half of the cast was fired at the end of season one. Robert Sutherland Telfer, Isaac Lidsky, and Bonnie Russavage would not return as Scott, Weasel, and Vicki for season two. (Indeed, none of their character would ever be mentioned again, despite Tommy D, Lindsay, and Megan still being around.) I can’t say that I disagree with the decision. Telfer was miscast as the new Zack Morris. Russavage never made much of an impression. (In all fairness, she wasn’t helped by the fact that the show’s writers didn’t really seem to know what to do with Vicki.) Lidsky probably did as well as anyone could with the role of Weasel but, from the second season onward, Saved By The Bell didn’t need a new Screech. New students would take their places and they would be joined by a familiar face.
We’ll start season two next week!

“It’s gonna take a lot of good people to make this place decent again.” — Hugh Holmes
Chiefs, the 1983 CBS miniseries adapted from Stuart Woods’ Edgar Award-winning novel, triumphs as a faithful yet inventive translation of a sprawling literary thriller into television’s constrained canvas. Unfolding across four decades in Delano, Georgia (1924-1963), it chronicles three generations of deeply flawed police chiefs pursuing a serial killer who targets young boys, their quest shadowed by the American South’s seismic shift from Jim Crow’s iron grip to the civil rights revolution.
Woods’ debut novel uses the murders as a piercing allegory for societal rot—Delano a claustrophobic organism where racism, class divides, and omertà-like codes nurture evil. The miniseries scores a major win by distilling this 400-page epic into six compelling hours, preserving the book’s generational rhythm and thematic spine while leveraging TV’s strengths in visual dread and ensemble intimacy. Yet, as a TV production, it inevitably stumbles under the medium’s inherent drawbacks: commercial interruptions, budgetary limits, network sanitization, and episodic structuring that blunt the novel’s novelistic nuance.
Performances drive Chiefs, with Keith Carradine and Brad Davis towering as the absolute standouts, breathing transcendent life into Woods’ most vivid creations and elevating the adaptation beyond its TV trappings. Carradine’s Foxy Funderburke, the killer—a vulpine everyman whose sly charm cloaks bottomless depravity—is nothing short of revelatory. Woods crafts him as Delano’s perfect predator, evading justice across decades because prejudice and small-town loyalty provide endless cover; the miniseries unleashes Carradine’s eerie genius, his lanky frame slinking through scenes with piercing eyes and smirks that chill deeper than any scream. Watch him whistle casually amid shadows or flash a fox-like grin during backyard chats—it’s understated psychopathy at its peak, a masterclass in menace that makes Foxy scarier than modern slashers, his longevity indicting the chiefs’ every failure. Carradine doesn’t just play the monster; he inhabits its everyday skin, sly pauses and folksy drawl turning every frame into taut wire. It’s career-best work, haunting long after credits, the performance that cements Chiefs as essential viewing.
Matching that blaze is Brad Davis as Sonny Butts, the post-WWII chief whose war-hero shine curdles into tyrannical fury—one of the most volcanic turns in ’80s TV. Woods luxuriates in Sonny’s hypocrisy: brutalizing Black neighborhoods, shaking down suspects, half-chasing the killer amid integration’s tremors, his “heart of darkness” blending trauma with bigotry. The adaptation amps kinetic brawls absent in prose, but Davis owns it all—brooding intensity erupting in guttural snarls, trauma-flashed eyes, coiled physicality that dominates every standoff. His Southern accent locks authentic, chortles flipping to wide-eyed betrayal in heart-stopping beats; Sonny becomes tragically magnetic, a damaged bully whose rage mirrors Delano’s resistance, derailing justice while stealing the show. Davis channels raw, Brando-esque power without caricature, making mid-century arcs electric—visceral theater that rivals Carradine’s creeps for MVP crown.
The supporting ensemble holds strong but orbits these twin suns. Wayne Rogers brings MASH-grit to Will Henry Lee, the 1920s everyman chief, his weary resolve fitting the book’s naive obsession amid lynch-mob shadows. Stephen Collins’ crisp poise suits Billy Lee, the ambitious son bridging eras with subtle unease. Billy Dee Williams layers charismatic fire into Tyler Watts, the trailblazing ’60s Black chief, urgent under threats. Charlton Heston’s gravelly narration as Hugh Holmes anchors the old guard. Solid work all, but Carradine and Davis are the revelation, their chemistry with the killer-chief dynamic supercharging Woods’ prose.
Thematically, Chiefs touts adaptive victory: murders scalpel Southern sins—killer’s span enabled by whitewash, chiefs’ flaws (naivety, rage, complacency) echoing Jim Crow’s throes. Woods’ restraint (dread over gore) translates via Jerry London’s direction: TV-budget grit evokes Roots-sweep—rally torches, unearthed graves—pruning romances tautens pace, foregrounds racism’s backbone.
Yet television’s pitfalls drag it earthward, exposing media frailties the novel evades. Network TV demands commercial breaks, fracturing tension—cliffhangers feel forced, mid-episode lulls kill momentum where Woods’ chapters flow seamless. Budget caps hobble scope: no sweeping location shoots, recycled sets make Delano static vs. book’s vivid evolution; period details (cars, garb) ring true but cheapen under fluorescent lighting. CBS sanitization softens edges—Woods’ grayer morals binarize (heroes nobler, Sonny’s bigotry punchier for prime time), racial arcs gain clunky exposition (“We can’t let ’em take our way of life!”) where prose implies slyly. Episodic format sags pacing: generational pivots drag with filler (subplots padded for hours), killer’s decades-long credulity strains more on screen, visuals exposing logistical gaps the page glosses. Accents waver under non-native casts, a TV-casting haste; direction, competent, lacks cinematic flair—static shots, TV-gloss lighting mute novel’s sweaty dread. Ensemble shines brightest via leads, but supporting roles flatten into types, ensemble dilution print sustains. Flaws compound: preachiness in ’60s beats (TV’s social-message itch), conveniences (plot devices for act breaks), and era-inaccurate tweaks (anachronistic attitudes) betray source fidelity.
In the end, Chiefs succeeds more than it fails as an adaptation—capturing Woods’ generational prisms and Southern reckonings with enough fidelity and flair to transcend its era’s TV limitations, delivering cathartic release amid rising dread, propelled by Carradine and Davis’ unforgettable peaks. Its triumphs in atmosphere, those two volcanic turns, and thematic resonance outweigh the medium’s drags: clunky pacing, sanitized nuance, and budgetary blandness. Remarkably, it presages the true-crime boom on television decades later, laying groundwork for anthology masterpieces like True Detective, The Killing, and Fargo. Like those, Chiefs blends procedural hunts with existential rot, flawed antiheroes navigating moral quagmires, and killers embodying societal fractures—here, racism as the true long-game predator, with Carradine’s Foxy as proto-Rust Cohle eerie. Where modern series revel in cinematic polish and nonlinear flair, Chiefs proves the blueprint: small-town secrets, generational hauntings, justice as bloody evolution.
Originally filmed in 2010 but not released until 2018, Con Man is one of the strangest vanity projects that I’ve ever seen.
Originally entitled Minkow, Con Man tells the story of Barry Minkow. When Minkow was a teenager, he started a carpet cleaning business and he quickly learned how to both promote himself and how to lie about how much money he was making. The media ate up the story of the teenager became a millionaire by cleaning carpets. His father (Mark Hamill) was proud of him. His mother (Talia Shire) worried that he was moving away from God. A local mobster (Armand Assante) decided to get involved. It was eventually discovered that Barry was kiting checks, lying to insurance companies, and massively defrauding both his investors and his employees. After being busted by the FBI (represented here by James Caan), Barry Minkow was sent to prison.
In the film, teenage Barry Minkow is played by a young, handsome, and charismatic Justin Baldoni. When Barry gets out of jail, he’s suddenly been transformed into …. well, Barry Minkow. That’s right. Barry Minkow plays himself. Needless to say, Barry Minkow looks nothing like Justin Baldoni. It’s not just that the two men are different ages. It’s also that there’s no way to imagine Justin Baldoni transforming into the gargoyle that is Barry Minkow.
In prison, Barry Minkow is converted to Christianity by a prisoner named Peanut (Ving Rhames). After Minkow serves his sentence, he not only helps the FBI track down other con artists but he becomes the pastor of his local church. Despite his past, everyone loves and trusts Barry Minkow. Everyone talks about how charismatic he is, despite the fact that the adult Barry Minkow delivers his lines in a flat monotone and looks like he should be sitting over the entrance of a cathedral. People who suspect that they’ve been a victim of financial fraud start to come to Barry, asking him for advice. The always humble Barry is concerned that he’ll let people down but, in the end, even James Caan says that Barry is a great guy. “I’m doing the work of God!” Barry proclaims.
Yes, the film is fueled by pure ego. Unfortunately, it took more than ego to pay the bills so Minkow embezzled money from his own church, stole money from his congregation, and resorted to his old track of “clipping” checks to finance the whole thing. Shortly after the film was completed, Minkow was arrested and sent back to prison. (A hot mic caught Minkow bragging to James Caan about how he financed the film. After his arrest, Minkow denied he had ever said that and dared anyone with proof to turn it over. The film’s director proceeded to do just that. Barry Minkow was not only a criminal. He was a stupid criminal.)
As for the film, it sat in limbo for eight years. Eventually, talking head interview with Minkow’s actual victims talking about how much they disliked Barry were sprinkled throughout the film. (Shortly before Minkow starts playing himself, we hear one of his business partners say that everyone told him not to play himself.) The original film ended on a triumphant note. The new film — which was retitled Con Man — ended with real people talking about Barry Minkow going back to jail and casting doubt as to whether or not Barry ever even knew a prisoner named Peanut.
The film is a vanity project and not a very good one. Minkow is a terrible actor and, just in case we forget that fact, he reminds us by trying to hold the screen opposite James Caan and Ving Rhames. (Even Elisabeth Rohm manages to outact him.) As bad as the film is, the story behind it is endlessly fascinating. Barry Minkow was determined to become a star. (Spielberg’s Catch Me If You Can was an obvious inspiration.) Instead, he went back to prison and his vanity project was transformed into a roast. And it probably couldn’t have happened to a more deserving guy.
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If you’re diving into Stevie Ray Vaughan, you’ve gotta start with “Texas Flood“—that’s his absolute magnum opus, where his insane technique clashes head-on with raw, improvisational creativity in the most soul-shaking way. It’s like he’s channeling every ounce of Texas blues heartache through those bends and sustains, turning a cover into something timeless and volcanic.
“Scuttle Buttin’“, though? That’s SRV straight-up flexing for the shredders of his era, proving he could hang with the fastest gunslingers on the block while keeping it filthy and fun. It’s less about deep emotional pours and more about cocky, machine-gun precision that still drips with blues swagger—no fancy effects, just pure Stratocaster fury.
The real fireworks hit in the guitar solo, which begins around the :35 second mark, where he unleashes a torrent of rapid-fire picking, hammer-ons, and pulls that’d make any ’80s metal dude sweat. It’s not just speed for speed’s sake; every phrase snaps back to that gritty SRV attitude, like he’s daring you to keep up while grinning the whole time.
Trust me, crank this one up if you want to hear why Vaughan wasn’t just a blues guy—he was a monster who could out-shred anyone on their own turf. Jimi Hendrix had “Little Wing” to showcase his guitar solo mastery, but for SRV, “Scuttle Buttin’” was that track, proving why, of all the guitar players since Hendrix, only SRV truly picked up the mantle of the blues musician who straddled both blues and rock genres, making them bend to his will and talent. That’s why SRV is only surpassed in my mind by Hendrix as the greatest rock guitarist of all-time and top 5 guitarist regardless of music style.
Great Guitar Solos Series
Today, the Shattered Lens wishes a happy birthday to the legendary Ann-Margaret!
Today’s scene that I love comes from 1975’s Tommy and it features Ann-Margaret helping Tommy to smash the mirror.
4 Or More Shots From 4 Or More Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!
Today is the 85th birthday of Greek filmmaker, Nico Mastorakis. And that means that it’s time for….
4 Shots From 4 Nico Mastorakis Films