Happy Easter from all the humans and cats at the Shattered Lens!
Happy Oscar Sunday!
Today is an unofficial holiday among the humans. Today is the day that rich people give awards to other rich people and the whole world watches on TV!
Have a wonderful Oscar Sunday and be sure to remember: awards don’t make a film great. Greatness makes a film great!
Plus, how can you take any awards show seriously when there’s no category for Best Animal Performance? This year’s winner? Keanu the Kitten!
The Academy has spoken.
Enjoy the Oscars on ABC at 7 eastern/4 pacific! And check back on the Shattered Lens for a whole day of Oscar-related stuff (and maybe some non-Oscar related stuff as well!)
To all of our readers in the States, please accept a Happy Thanksgiving from all of the cats and humans at the Shattered Lens!
And happy birthday to the Nice One!
Hi there! It’s nearly Halloween, which is when humans beg for treats! Why do humans only beg for treats one night out of the week? Me, I get treats every time I come inside, go out, wake up from a nap, or sit in the kitchen and go, “Meh.” That’s the power of being a cute kitty!
Anyway, I wanted to remind everyone that not all humans are nice on Halloween night so be sure to keep your pets — your dogs, your possums, your cats, and especially your black cats! — inside tomorrow night! The flame-haired one and the nice one both say that there’s no way they’re letting me outside tonight, no matter how much I beg! Meh!
As a reward for keeping your pets safe on Halloween, here are two horror movies recreated by kittens and our friends at the Pet Collective!
Here’s some of the trailers that have come out over the past two weeks! Sadly, none of those trailers involve kitties! Meh!
Fifty Shades Darker
They’re back! And this time, Ana’s in charge.
The good news is that a flame-haired one, Jessica Chastain, is in this film. The bad new is that the script for this film was on last year’s Black List. The Black List is supposed to be a list of the best unmade scripts in Hollywood so why do Black List films almost always end up sucking?
I thought this movie had to be about kitties but instead, it’s about Jake Gyllenhall and Amy Adams! But the trailer still looks really good and supposedly this movie is going to win all sorts of Oscars!
The scary doll is back!
This looks like a great role for Rebecca Hall but will probably be too depressing for humans! Meh!
The Bye Bye Man
This could be scary but it’s coming out in January and nothing good comes out in January.
Smurfs: The Lost Village
I ate a smurf once. Meh!
The Eyes of My Mother
This looks scary!
Some people are saying this movie led to the upcoming divorce of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! The flame-haired one says she’s Team Jolie all the way. Meh!
Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence in the same movie!? And it’s from the director of The Imitation Game. Some people say that this is going to be a big Oscar contender! I think it needs more kitties.