Late Night Retro Television Review: Freddy’s Nightmares 2.11 “Dreams that Kill”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Fridays, I will be reviewing Freddy’s Nightmares, a horror anthology show which ran in syndication from 1988 to 1990. The entire series can be found on Tubi!

This week, Springwood Confidential struggles to keep a host.

Episode 2.11 “Dreams That Kill”

(Dir by Tom DeSimone, originally aired on December 17th, 1989)

In this follow-up to Dream Come True, Dick Gautier plays Charlies Nickels, the new host of Springwood Confidential.  When he announced that his next show will be a discussion about whether or not a nightmare can kill you, he soon finds that his dreams are being haunted by Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund, hamming it up and apparently enjoying the opportunity to do more than just host for once).  Freddy is worried that the show will cause people to stop sleeping.  I’m not really sure that I follow Freddy’s logic — sleep is unavoidable, no matter how much you want to stay up for days at a time — but whatever.  Eventually, Freddy torments Charlie to the point that Charlie ends up in a coma, where Freddy can torture him 24/7.

At the hospital, a doctor (Nicholas Cascone) removes some of Charlie’s brain fluid and injects it into a comatose teenager named Mark Lindstrom (Christian Borcher).  Mark comes out of his coma but now he has Charlie’s personality and he desperately wants to be the next host of Springwood Confidential.  Mark gets the job but soon, he’s having nightmares involving Freddy.

“This is supposed to be Charlie Nickels’s dream!” Freddy says, spying Mark.  “Two for the price of one!”

As you probably already guessed, this episode ends with a vengeful Mark injecting his brain fluid into the doctor.  So now, it’s three for the price of one….

I kind of liked the idea of Freddy being passed from one victim to another.  And Robert Englund was entertaining as Freddy.  That said, this episode basically felt like the same story told twice.  Freddy haunted Charlie.  Freddy haunts Mark in the exact same way.  It was better than anything the first season had to offer but this episode still ultimately felt a bit redundant.

Retro Television Review: St. Elsewhere 3.18 “Any Portrait In A Storm”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Fridays, I will be reviewing St. Elsewhere, a medical show which ran on NBC from 1982 to 1988.  The show can be found on Daily Motion.

This week, it’s a stormy episode!

Episode 3.18 “Any Portrait In A Storm”

(Dir by Leo Penn, originally aired on January 30th, 1985)

As a rain storm rages outside, the drama inside St. Eligius continues.

Dr. Auschlander cancels the grand unveiling of his portrait, saying that he doesn’t feel worthy of the attention and also admitting to Westphall that the whole thing not only makes him feel old but also reminds him that he’s dying.  Westphall’s response is to nod glumly because Westphall is the most depressed man on the planet.  Auschlander is dying of liver cancer and he still manages to usually be more cheerful than Westphall.  Even this episode ends with Auschlander in a good mood.  He finally looks at his portrait and discovers that he likes it.  Plus, Luther tells Auschlander how important he is to him and the other workers at the hospital.

While Auschlander feels his age and Westphall sadly stares at the ceiling, Dr. Ehrlich makes an effort to be more polite and fails completely.  Ms. Hufnagle argues about her hospital bill.  In an amusing moment, Warren spots Dean (Tim Van Patten) getting on an elevator and shouts, “Salami!”  Before St. Elsewhere, Byron Stewart (who played Warren) and Van Patten starred together on a show called The White Shadow.  Stewart played Warren, the same character that he plays on St. Elsewhere.  Van Patten played someone named Salami.  What makes the scene especially humorous is that Dean hesitates before saying, “You got the wrong guy,” as if he somehow remembers being a different character on another show.

Dean is at the hospital to tell his pregnant girlfriend that, despite the fact that she’s currently in labor, he’s leaving Boston for Florida so he can set up a drug deal.  Both Dean’s girlfriend, Maddy (Lycia Naff), and Peter White’s widow, Myra (Karen Landry), give birth in this episode.  Tragically, Maddy’s daughter dies.  Myra has a son, who survives and who she names Peter.  Afterwards, she receives an anonymous present — a little ski mask, identical in every way but size to the one that her late husband used to wear while he was terrorizing the hospital.

This was not a bad episode.  The rain served as a good (if perhaps too obvious) metaphor for the drama happening inside the hospital.  A good deal of this episode centered around Dr. Woodley trying to get Maddy to accept some help and get Dean out of her life.  The problem is that this is only Dr. Woodley’s third or fourth episode and, as a result, I still don’t feel like I know much about the character.  Having her suddenly take center stage for this episode felt a bit premature.  Still, Norman Lloyd’s performance as Dr. Auschlander and the scene were Dr. Craig realizes that he left his lights on when he got out of his car kept things watchable, occasionally humorous, and, in the end, rather poignant.  Sometimes, Dr. Asuchlander could be almost too good to be true but Norman Lloyd’s performance always sold every moment.  That was certainly the case here.

Late Night Retro Television Review: Hunter 1.3 “The Hot Grounder”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Thursdays, I will be reviewing Hunter, which aired on NBC from 1984 to 1991.  The entire show is currently streaming on Tubi and several other services!

This week, the police commissioner is suspected of murder!

Episode 1.3 “The Hot Grounder”

(Dir by Bill Duke, originally aired on October 5th, 1984)

After the police commissioner’s wife is blown up by a car bomb, all the homicide detectives hide out in the bathroom because they don’t want to get assigned the case.  Captain Cain still manages to track them down and gives the case to Hunter and McCall.  When McCall asks Hunter why he didn’t do a better job hiding, Hunter replies, “I’m too tall!”

Hunter and McCall soon come to suspect that Commissioner Crenshaw (William Windom) had his wife killed.  Because Crenshaw was being blackmailed with photographs of him with another man, his wife was threatening to divorce him.  Despite all of the evidence against Crenshaw, the police chief (Jason Bernard) tries to protect him.  Hunter and McCall find themselves suspended from the force.  They still manage to prove Crenshaw’s guilt.  Crenshaw goes to prison and Hunter and McCall get their badges back.

This episode felt like a rough draft.  I enjoyed the humor at the start of it.  All of the detectives trying to hide felt very realistic.  Dryer was always obviously still getting comfortable with the role when this episode was shot but his jokes were well-delivered.  That said, the mystery itself felt half-baked and William Windom was not particularly believable in his role.  By the end of the episode, Hunter had been reduced to repeating, “Works for me,” over and over again.

This episode didn’t really work for me.  It was obvious that the show was still trying to figure out who Hunter and McCall were and how they would react to each other.  As such, their chemistry felt off in this episode and the end result was forgettable.

Retro Television Review: Decoy 1.29 “Cry Revenge”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Thursdays, I will be reviewing Decoy, which aired in Syndication in 1957 and 1958.  The show can be viewed on Tubi!

This week, Casey gets involved in a domestic drama.

Episode 1.29 “Cry Revenge”

(Dir by David Alexander, originally aired on April 28th, 1958)

Mrs. Hart (Fran Carlon) has been getting threatening phone calls from criminal James Anderson (Lee Bergere), who is trying to keep Mrs. Hart from testifying against him in court.  Casey is sent over to the Hart home to provide 24-hour protection.  It’s there that she meets Norma (Zohra Lampert), Mrs. Hart’s club-footed daughter.  Norma blames her mother for both her father’s death and her disability.

Norma stuns everyone when she announces that she has married Howard Farley (Lonny Chapman), one of Anderson’s criminal associates.  Norma is getting back at her mother but what she doesn’t realize is that Howard only married her so that he and James could rob the family business!

Casey didn’t really get to do much in this episode, as she herself admitted at the end of the episode.  (In her closing  monologue, she tells us that she’ll always think of the Harts whenever she wonders what happens behind the curtains of a seemingly perfect home.)  This episode is a bit of a soap opera, with Norma eventually discovering the truth about her alcoholic father and how he was responsible for her twisted foot.

Zohra Lampert, who previously appeared on this show as the victim of a heroin dealer, gives a good performance as Norma, playing her as being both vulnerable and vindictive.  This episode eventually got a bit too overwrought for its own good but Lampert made the episode worth watching.

Review: Banshee (by Jonathan Tropper & David Schickler)


“And behold a Pale Rider, and his name that sat upon him was Death, and Hell followed with him. Revelations 6:8. This is God’s country—you better acquire a taste for it.” — Kai Proctor

There’s a show that’s been criminally underappreciated, standing shoulder-to-shoulder with some of the prestige heavyweights of the last 10-15 years despite its cult-status rabid fans. It’s a gem that blends pulpy noir tropes like antiheroes, femme fatales, and morally gray characters flipping from foes to allies, all fused with brutal action choreography second to none that could hold its own against any big-screen blockbuster. That show is Banshee, delivering action that’s as raw and relentless as it gets, with choreography so tight and brutal it turns every fight into a visceral event you can’t look away from.

The series thrives on that intricate staging, where punches land with bone-crunching impact and chases spill across entire towns. But it’s the core performances anchoring it all that make the violence feel human and the drama stick through four wild seasons. Antony Starr as Lucas Hood, Ulrich Thomsen as Kai Proctor, and Hoon Lee as Job don’t just carry the show—they ground its over-the-top brutality in characters you buy into, making the punches hit harder emotionally as well as physically.

Starr’s Lucas Hood is the beating heart of Banshee, a tattooed ex-con who slips into the skin of a dead sheriff and never quite shakes the impostor vibe, even as he owns the role. This was the role that made him known to TV watchers well before his star turn as the diabolical Homelander in The Boys, showcasing his coiled menace and raw charisma in a way that demanded attention. He’s got this coiled intensity that explodes in the action scenes, where his fights feel like extensions of his fractured psyche—desperate, improvisational brawls that leave him bloodied but standing. You see it in those long-take beatdowns, like the prison riot or the bar fights that turn rooms into war zones, where Starr sells every grunt, stagger, and counterpunch with a physicality that’s equal parts athletic and unhinged.

Over four seasons, he evolves from a smirking thief to a man wrestling his own darkness, but his charisma keeps you rooting for him even when he’s pummeling half the town. It’s a star-making turn that holds the show’s reckless energy together, making Hood’s brutal choreography feel personal and earned. From there, the dynamic shifts seamlessly to his key adversaries and allies.

Then there’s Ulrich Thomsen as Kai Proctor, the ice-cold crime boss whose calm menace makes him the perfect foil to Hood’s chaos. Proctor doesn’t throw punches like a street fighter; he’s calculated, almost surgical, which amps up the brutality when he unleashes. Thomsen plays him with this quiet menace simmering under a polished exterior—think Amish roots clashing with modern savagery—and it pays off in scenes where Proctor’s fights turn primal, like the knife work or those family feuds that escalate into full-on carnage.

His performance anchors the series’ criminal underbelly, giving the action a strategic edge; every beatdown he orders or delivers feels like a chess move in a blood-soaked game. Through the seasons, as Proctor’s empire crumbles and rebuilds, Thomsen’s steely gaze and understated violence keep the stakes feeling lethal, turning what could be a generic villain into a chilling force. Completing this powerhouse trio is the one who brings a wildly different energy.

Hoon Lee’s Job rounds out the core, a brilliant hacker whose razor-sharp intellect makes him indispensable to Hood’s crew, cracking systems and outsmarting foes from the shadows while his loyalty to Lucas remains unshakable. This holds firm even amid the absurdity of his fabulous, urban edge clashing with Banshee’s sleepy countryside vibe. Lee nails Job’s dual nature: the tech wizard who can dismantle security grids or reroute funds with a few keystrokes, turning digital battles into the show’s cerebral counterpoint to the physical brutality.

Yet always backing Hood with a fierce devotion that shines through in clutch moments. But it’s Job’s comedic flair—those sassy one-liners, the glittering outfits and heels that scream big-city glamour in this podunk town of pickup trucks and dive bars—that tempers his seriousness, making him the series’ sparkling wildcard who lightens the grim action without ever undercutting it. Lee plays it with magnetic charm, his fish-out-of-water antics (strutting through cornfields or snarking at rednecks) adding hilarious contrast to the bone-crunching fights.

Those rare physical outbursts—like improvised knife work or quick takedowns—feel earned because they stem from intellect-fueled precision rather than brute force. Across four seasons, as Job’s past traumas surface and alliances strain, Lee keeps the character’s loyalty as the emotional core, blending brainy hacks, loyal grit, and out-of-place humor into a performance that elevates the show’s savage rhythm. Together, these leads create a perfect storm for the action.

These three performances don’t just elevate the fights; they make the choreography sing by tying the physicality to emotional undercurrents. Starr’s raw desperation clashes beautifully with Thomsen’s cold precision and Lee’s brainy, flamboyant flair, powering the series’ best action set pieces—like the multi-man melees where their styles bounce off each other and the stunt team’s work shines. The show’s willingness to let them go full throttle, season after season, without pulling punches (literally) keeps the brutality fresh; you feel the toll on their bodies and souls, which makes the intricate staging hit deeper.

Sure, Banshee can get cartoonishly violent, with limbs snapping and blood spraying in glorious excess, but these actors anchor it, proving that great action needs great performers to make the mayhem matter. That synergy carries the series forward without missing a beat.

It’s that interplay that powers Banshee through its four seasons of escalating insanity. Hood’s barroom demolitions, Proctor’s calculated hits, and Job’s digital disruptions feeding into physical chaos aren’t isolated spectacles—they build in storylines that lead to climactic brawls, like season finales where the whole town becomes a battlefield. The choreography is brutally efficient, using practical effects and minimal cuts to let you track every impact, and these leads sell it with commitment that borders on masochistic.

Starr takes hit after hit, emerging grimier each time; Thomsen’s subtle menace makes his rare outbursts explosive; Lee turns smarts and sass into action catalysts, his hacks setting up the brutal payoffs. They weather the show’s weaker plot detours—those soapier subplots or Native American gang arcs—by keeping the energy dialed up, ensuring the action remains the glue. Even under scrutiny, their work holds strong.

Critically, there’s a slight edge to how they handle the excess: Starr occasionally overplays Hood’s brooding, Thomsen can feel too restrained amid the pulp, and Lee’s comedic beats sometimes flirt with caricature in the rural backdrop, but it rarely derails the momentum. Instead, it adds texture to the brutality, making fights feel like character clashes rather than random violence. Take the recurring motif of improvised weapons—shards of glass, chair legs, car hoods—where their physicality shines, turning everyday objects into extensions of their rage or cunning.

The stunt coordinators deserve props for matching their intensities, crafting sequences that are as punishing as they are precise, with geography and exhaustion playing key roles in every throwdown. This builds to a fitting crescendo by the end.

By season four, as the body count climbs and alliances fracture, these performances reach a peak, culminating in action that’s not just brutal but poignant. Hood’s final stands feel tragic because Starr has made us invest; Proctor’s downfall stings with Thomsen’s quiet devastation; Job’s loyalty and hacks culminate in high-stakes saves, his out-of-place flair making the countryside carnage even more surreal. The choreography evolves too, incorporating more group dynamics and environmental havoc, but it’s always anchored by their work.

Banshee could have been just another forgettable action romp, but these three make its intricate, bone-snapping violence unforgettable, proving that in a show this unapologetically savage, the right actors can turn pulp into something profound.

Late Night Retro Television Review: 1st & Ten 3.12 “Of Scalpers and Superstars”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Wednesdays, I will be reviewing 1st and Ten, which aired in syndication from 1984 to 1991. The entire series is streaming on Tubi.

This week, OJ’s in trouble!

Episode 3.12 “Of Scalpers and Superstars”

(Dir by Bruce Seth Green, originally aired on December 9th, 1987)

O.J. Simpson gets arrested!

Okay, technically, OJ Simpson is not the one being arrested.  He’s just playing TD Parker, the Bulls’s general manager.  TD is the one who is arrested at the end of this episode after being framed for stealing 5,000 ticket to the Championship Game and selling to a ticket scalper.  Still, as is so often the case with this show, the casting of OJ Simpson does bring a while new layer to the action of meaning to the action onscreen.

Who framed TD?  The answer is Dolph Crane (Forry Smith), a former player who was cut from the team.  Dolph has never appeared on the show before but, judging from what TD says when he sees Dolph hanging around the stadium, it seems that Dolph was cut last season.  One of the things that I’ve noticed about 1st & Ten is that new characters will often pop up out of nowhere and people will act as if they’ve been there the whole time.  Dolph appears to be one of those pop-up character.  Dolph mentions that he’s now dating TD’s former mistress.  Dolph and the owner of Arizona’s team are the ones who conspire to take out TD.  Hopefully, they didn’t plant a bloody glove anywhere in the office.

The Bulls are going to the Championship Game …. again!  Maybe they’ll actually win this time.  This is their third trip to the game, after all.  It’ll be kind of sad if they win without Coach Denardo, though.  Coach Grier just isn’t as much fun as foul-mouthed Ernie Denardo.

The entire team gets mad at Yinessa.  After getting injured during a game, he decides that he needs to make as much money as possible so he allows his agent (Bobby Hosea) to promote him as being the “star” of the team.  The rest of the team feels that isn’t fair.  The thing is, though …. Yinessa is kind of the star.  He’s the quarterback.  If he has a bad day, the team doesn’t win.  The Bulls are a bunch of crybabies.  When they find out that a team music video is being reimagined as a Yinessa music video, they literally look like they’re about to break down in tears.  No wonder they always lose the Championship Game.

This episode ended wth the Bulls heads to the Championship and OJ heading to jail.  That seems about right.  Good luck to the team!

Retro Television Review: The Love Boat 7.17 “Aunt Emma, I Love You/Hoopla/The First Romance”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Wednesdays, I will be reviewing the original Love Boat, which aired on ABC from 1977 to 1986!  The series can be streamed on Paramount Plus!

Set sail for adventure, your heart on a new romance….

Episode 7.17 “Aunt Emma, I Love You/Hoopla/The First Romance”

(Dir by Don Weis, originally aired on January 21st, 1984)

This episode is just silly.

Sid Casear and Rose Marie play newlyweds who are on their honeymoon cruise.  The only problem is that Rose Marie has brought along a picture of her Aunt Emma, who never approved of Sid Caesar.  Aunt Emma always wanted to go on a cruise but having her picture around is seriously cramping Sid Caesar’s style.

Teenage Philip McKeon is expecting to meet his father (Bert Convy) on the boat.  Instead, he meets Convy’s secretary (Irena Ferris).  Son and secretary fall for each other.  The only problem is that the secretary has already fallen for the father!  And soon, the father is on the boat as well!

That said, neither one of those stories really matter.  This episode’s main focus is on the Harlem Globetrotters, who are taking the cruise to Mexico, where they’re supposed to play an exhibition game.  Isaac’s friend (Darrow Igus) is the manager of the Globetrotters and he’s already sold a lot of tickets to the game.  Unfortunately, when the stadium is flooded, the game is cancelled.  It looks like Igus is going to be broke and fired.  Wait a minute — what if the Globetrotters play a game on the boat?  And what if the other team is made up of the Love Boat crew!?

Uhmm …. would that really be a workable solution?  I mean, imagine that you spent a lot of money to see a basketball game in a stadium.  Now, imagine being told that the game will instead take place in a small dining room on a cruise ship and that one of the teams is going to be exclusively made up of middle-aged white people, with the exception of one unathletic teenage girl.  I might not demand all of my money back but I would probably ask for at least half of it.

Needless to say, the Globetrotters win the game.  The Love Boat band plays a really sad-sounding version of Sweet Georgia Brown.  The whole thing is just odd.

As I said, it was a very silly cruise.

Late Night Retro Television Review: Pacific Blue 4.1 “Glass Houses”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Tuesdays, I will be reviewing Pacific Blue, a cop show that aired from 1996 to 2000 on the USA Network!  It’s currently streaming everywhere, though I’m watching it on Tubi.

This week, we start season 4!

Episode 4.1 “Glass Houses”

(Dir by Michael Levine, originally aired on July 26th, 1998)

The fourth season of Pacific Blue opens with many changes.

Palermo and Victor have retired.  Cory is now dating Doug Fraser (Owen McKibbin).  At the start of the episode, Cory and Doug accompany TC and Chris to Vegas, where they are married by — you guessed it! — an Elvis impersonator.

TC is now in charge of Pacific Blue and, while Chris and Cory both make plans to take the sergeant’s exam, TC focuses on bringing in some new blood.  At the police academy, he recruits two recent graduates — hyper-competent Jaime Strickland (Amy Hunter) and edgy rebel Russ Granger (Jeff Stearns).  He asks and gets undercover cop Monica Harper (Shanna Moakler) transferred to Pacific Blue so that she can go undercover to break up a meth operation at the local college.  Everyone is shocked when Monica turns out to be young and blonde.  Were they expecting a 40 year-old undercover college student?

Not happy about having to ride a bicycle, Russ decides to insert himself into Monica’s undercover operation.  Monica and Russ meet the two main dealers, Quincy (Joe Michael Burke) and Cherry (Michelle Beauchamp).  They discover that they’re getting their drugs from a chemistry professor (Robin Thomas).  What they don’t do is make an arrest.  Quincy and Cherry murder the professor and escape after setting off a bomb in the chemistry lab.

TC is not happy with his new cops.  In fact, the episode ends with him telling them that he has doubts about whether or not to keep them at Pacific Blue.  Fortunately, we the viewers know that they’ll be okay because they are all now listed in the opening credits.

Also listed in the opening credits is Bobby Cruz (Mario Lopez), the campus cop who drags Monica out of the laboratory right before it explodes.  Bobby has a history.  He was a member of the LAPD but, disgusted by the anti-Mexican racism that he saw, he became a campus cop instead.  (Where I went to college, the campus cops were the biggest joke around.)  TC offers Bobby a chance to be a member of Pacific Blue.  Bobby says that he’ll think about it.  We all know that means yes.

And that’s a good thing because this show could definitely use more Mario Lopez!  In fact, the only reason I started reviewing this stupid series was because I knew Mario would be joining the cast eventually.  Let’s hope Mario’s magic starts to make things better soon!

As for this episode, it was …. well, it wasn’t good.  Other than Lopez, none of the new characters really made much of an impression.  But, I am an optimist.  I have hope.

Never give up hope.

Retro Television Review: Saved By The Bell: The New Class 1.13 “Running the Max”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Tuesdays, I will be reviewing Saved By The Bell: The New Class, which ran on NBC from 1993 to 2o00.  The show is currently on Prime.

Today, we finish up season one of Saved By The Bell: The New Class.

Episode 1.13 “Running The Max”

(Dir by Don Barnhart, originally aired on December 4th, 1993)

The season one finale of Saved By The Bell: The New Class opens with Scott talking directly the audience.  Hey, that’s something that Scott hasn’t done for a while….

When he goes into his Social Studies class (which is being taught by Mr. Belding because Mr. Tuttle is appearing on Oprah to discuss teachers who overeat), he has to pick a group  to join.  Lindsay says, “Hey, Scott, why don’t you join us?”  She says it as if Scott is still a relatively new acquaintance as opposed to the friend who is always a part of the main group.

Despite having made up with each other several episodes ago, Scott and Tommy D suddenly don’t like each other again.

Vicki suddenly has a crush on Scott again, even though that plotline was abandoned episodes ago.

Weasel suddenly has a crush on Megan, despite the fact that plotline was also abandoned shortly after the first season started.

Oh, and Weasel is again making jokes that sound like they were originally written for Screech.

Watching this episode, it quickly becomes apparent that it was meant to air much earlier in the season but it was instead used as the season finale.  That says a lot about how shoddy the first season of Saved By The Bell: The New Class really was.  The finale was an episode that was originally meant to air when everyone was still getting to know one another.  Vicki’s crush on Scott is a major subplot in this episode, despite the fact that the writers eventually abandoned the idea.  By moving this episode to the end, the show wrecks havoc on its continuity but then again, when has continuity ever mattered at Bayside?

On top of all that, this is a dumb episode.  Three businesses agree to let the students run things for a week.  Who would agree to such a stupid idea?  Scott, Tommy, Megan, Weasel, Vicki, and Lindsay end up running the Max.  The Max appears to be open 24 hours a day so I’d love to know how they’re running the Max and still going to class.  For that matter, how are only six students going to run an entire restaurant?  Anyway, long story short: Scott is a bad boss, everyone quits except for Weasel (so, do they all fail the class?), but then they change their mind after they hear that Scott feels bad about his behavior.  The gang hosts a banquet for the football team.  Tommy comes up with the idea of turning into a Country-and-Western-themed barbecue.  Wait a minute — TOMMY’S ON THE FOOTBALL TEAM!  Why isn’t he at the banquet?

This was a dumb ending to a dumb season.  Half of the cast was fired at the end of season one.  Robert Sutherland Telfer, Isaac Lidsky, and Bonnie Russavage would not return as Scott, Weasel, and Vicki for season two.  (Indeed, none of their character would ever be mentioned again, despite Tommy D, Lindsay, and Megan still being around.)  I can’t say that I disagree with the decision.  Telfer was miscast as the new Zack Morris.  Russavage never made much of an impression.  (In all fairness, she wasn’t helped by the fact that the show’s writers didn’t really seem to know what to do with Vicki.)  Lidsky probably did as well as anyone could with the role of Weasel but, from the second season onward, Saved By The Bell didn’t need a new Screech.  New students would take their places and they would be joined by a familiar face.

We’ll start season two next week!

Review: Chiefs (dir. by Jerry London)


“It’s gonna take a lot of good people to make this place decent again.” — Hugh Holmes

Chiefs, the 1983 CBS miniseries adapted from Stuart Woods’ Edgar Award-winning novel, triumphs as a faithful yet inventive translation of a sprawling literary thriller into television’s constrained canvas. Unfolding across four decades in Delano, Georgia (1924-1963), it chronicles three generations of deeply flawed police chiefs pursuing a serial killer who targets young boys, their quest shadowed by the American South’s seismic shift from Jim Crow’s iron grip to the civil rights revolution.

Woods’ debut novel uses the murders as a piercing allegory for societal rot—Delano a claustrophobic organism where racism, class divides, and omertà-like codes nurture evil. The miniseries scores a major win by distilling this 400-page epic into six compelling hours, preserving the book’s generational rhythm and thematic spine while leveraging TV’s strengths in visual dread and ensemble intimacy. Yet, as a TV production, it inevitably stumbles under the medium’s inherent drawbacks: commercial interruptions, budgetary limits, network sanitization, and episodic structuring that blunt the novel’s novelistic nuance.

Performances drive Chiefs, with Keith Carradine and Brad Davis towering as the absolute standouts, breathing transcendent life into Woods’ most vivid creations and elevating the adaptation beyond its TV trappings. Carradine’s Foxy Funderburke, the killer—a vulpine everyman whose sly charm cloaks bottomless depravity—is nothing short of revelatory. Woods crafts him as Delano’s perfect predator, evading justice across decades because prejudice and small-town loyalty provide endless cover; the miniseries unleashes Carradine’s eerie genius, his lanky frame slinking through scenes with piercing eyes and smirks that chill deeper than any scream. Watch him whistle casually amid shadows or flash a fox-like grin during backyard chats—it’s understated psychopathy at its peak, a masterclass in menace that makes Foxy scarier than modern slashers, his longevity indicting the chiefs’ every failure. Carradine doesn’t just play the monster; he inhabits its everyday skin, sly pauses and folksy drawl turning every frame into taut wire. It’s career-best work, haunting long after credits, the performance that cements Chiefs as essential viewing.

Matching that blaze is Brad Davis as Sonny Butts, the post-WWII chief whose war-hero shine curdles into tyrannical fury—one of the most volcanic turns in ’80s TV. Woods luxuriates in Sonny’s hypocrisy: brutalizing Black neighborhoods, shaking down suspects, half-chasing the killer amid integration’s tremors, his “heart of darkness” blending trauma with bigotry. The adaptation amps kinetic brawls absent in prose, but Davis owns it all—brooding intensity erupting in guttural snarls, trauma-flashed eyes, coiled physicality that dominates every standoff. His Southern accent locks authentic, chortles flipping to wide-eyed betrayal in heart-stopping beats; Sonny becomes tragically magnetic, a damaged bully whose rage mirrors Delano’s resistance, derailing justice while stealing the show. Davis channels raw, Brando-esque power without caricature, making mid-century arcs electric—visceral theater that rivals Carradine’s creeps for MVP crown.

The supporting ensemble holds strong but orbits these twin suns. Wayne Rogers brings MASH-grit to Will Henry Lee, the 1920s everyman chief, his weary resolve fitting the book’s naive obsession amid lynch-mob shadows. Stephen Collins’ crisp poise suits Billy Lee, the ambitious son bridging eras with subtle unease. Billy Dee Williams layers charismatic fire into Tyler Watts, the trailblazing ’60s Black chief, urgent under threats. Charlton Heston’s gravelly narration as Hugh Holmes anchors the old guard. Solid work all, but Carradine and Davis are the revelation, their chemistry with the killer-chief dynamic supercharging Woods’ prose.

Thematically, Chiefs touts adaptive victory: murders scalpel Southern sins—killer’s span enabled by whitewash, chiefs’ flaws (naivety, rage, complacency) echoing Jim Crow’s throes. Woods’ restraint (dread over gore) translates via Jerry London’s direction: TV-budget grit evokes Roots-sweep—rally torches, unearthed graves—pruning romances tautens pace, foregrounds racism’s backbone.

Yet television’s pitfalls drag it earthward, exposing media frailties the novel evades. Network TV demands commercial breaks, fracturing tension—cliffhangers feel forced, mid-episode lulls kill momentum where Woods’ chapters flow seamless. Budget caps hobble scope: no sweeping location shoots, recycled sets make Delano static vs. book’s vivid evolution; period details (cars, garb) ring true but cheapen under fluorescent lighting. CBS sanitization softens edges—Woods’ grayer morals binarize (heroes nobler, Sonny’s bigotry punchier for prime time), racial arcs gain clunky exposition (“We can’t let ’em take our way of life!”) where prose implies slyly. Episodic format sags pacing: generational pivots drag with filler (subplots padded for hours), killer’s decades-long credulity strains more on screen, visuals exposing logistical gaps the page glosses. Accents waver under non-native casts, a TV-casting haste; direction, competent, lacks cinematic flair—static shots, TV-gloss lighting mute novel’s sweaty dread. Ensemble shines brightest via leads, but supporting roles flatten into types, ensemble dilution print sustains. Flaws compound: preachiness in ’60s beats (TV’s social-message itch), conveniences (plot devices for act breaks), and era-inaccurate tweaks (anachronistic attitudes) betray source fidelity.

In the end, Chiefs succeeds more than it fails as an adaptation—capturing Woods’ generational prisms and Southern reckonings with enough fidelity and flair to transcend its era’s TV limitations, delivering cathartic release amid rising dread, propelled by Carradine and Davis’ unforgettable peaks. Its triumphs in atmosphere, those two volcanic turns, and thematic resonance outweigh the medium’s drags: clunky pacing, sanitized nuance, and budgetary blandness. Remarkably, it presages the true-crime boom on television decades later, laying groundwork for anthology masterpieces like True Detective, The Killing, and Fargo. Like those, Chiefs blends procedural hunts with existential rot, flawed antiheroes navigating moral quagmires, and killers embodying societal fractures—here, racism as the true long-game predator, with Carradine’s Foxy as proto-Rust Cohle eerie. Where modern series revel in cinematic polish and nonlinear flair, Chiefs proves the blueprint: small-town secrets, generational hauntings, justice as bloody evolution.