October Positivity: Operation Unite (dir by Donald James Parker)


2024’s Operation Unite opens with a man standing at the front of a church and announcing that God has told him that one of the members, a blank-faced young man named Brent (Greg Carnes), is going to be a very important person in the future.  Everyone in the church is really excited, despite the fact that Brent comes across as being a little goony.

Meanwhile, at another church, Pastor Friar (Brian Scott Gilmore), peaches against “charismatic” churches.  His daughter, Kaitlyn (Kaylee Keller), feels somewhat dissatisfied with her father’s sermon but she can’t really put it into words.  Kaitlyn is 20 and she knows that she should be free to pick her own church to attend but, since she’s living at home, she has to do what her father wants.  Her father wants her to attend his mainstream Protestant church.  So be it.

When Brent sees Kaitlyn in a coffeeshop, he tells his friend that God has just told him that he’s meant to be with Kaitlyn.  Normally, I’d say “Yikes!” but this film presents this as being a positive development.  Kaitlyn leaves without talking to Brent but Brent says it doesn’t matter.  If God wants them to be together, he’ll run into Kaitlyn again.  Double yikes!

And Brent does run into Kaitlyn again.  Soon, they’re dating!  But how will Pastor Friar react when he discovers that his daughter is dating the newly-appointed youth minister of a charismatic church?

This film is about the conflict between different branches of Protestantism.  That’s actually kind of an interesting idea and that’s certainly something you would never expect to see a mainstream film attempt to tackle.  Most movies just tend to assume that all protestants are a part of the same generic church.  In this film, Friar views the charismatics as being heretics and the charismatics view Pastor Friar and his congregation as being not in touch with God.  Myself, I’m a Catholic so, as far as I’m concerned, they’re all heretics.

Interesting premise aside, this has all of the problems that one usually finds with low-budget religious films.  The pace is deadly slow, the acting is amateurish, and the script is full of little character moments that ring as being either forced or hollow.  I’ve seen a few Donald James Parker films and this definitely is one.  Conversations tend to go on forever.  It’s obvious that the filmmakers had no idea how to use something editing to create narrative momentum.  Nearly every shot is static and uninteresting.  It’s honestly difficult to watch.

Like a lot of Parker’s film, there are moments in the film when a surprising and rather disagreeable hostility bubbles up.  When Brent’s youth group singing a hymn, Brent responds by scolding them for not sounding properly enthusiastic and it really does seem to go on forever.  When Brent and Pastor Friar debate their beliefs, Brent comes across as if he’s about to take a swing at the man who he wants to be his future father-in-law.  Self-righteous, perpetually angry, and kind of dull to look at, Brent is simply not a likable character.  Not even taking into account their religious differences, I felt like Kaitlyn needed to get as far away from Brent as possible.

This movie is all about building a bridge across denominations.  I just hope they eventually found a more reliable engineer than Brent.

Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi: The Next Generation 3.13 “This Charming Man”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sunday, I will be reviewing the Canadian series, Degrassi: The Next Generation, which aired from 2001 to 2015!  The series can be streamed on YouTube and Tubi.

If you’re a fan of the Emma Nelson death stare, this episode is for you.  Emma spends the entire episode giving Sean the death stare.

Episode 3.13 “This Charming Man”

(Dir by Stefan Scaini, originally aired on December 10th, 2003)

Emma says she’s ready to move on from Sean, and for her, that means dating Chris (Daniel Keith Morrison). Chris is happy to finally be with Emma, but it soon becomes obvious that she’s not done being obsessed with Sean. Convinced that Sean and Jay are responsible for stealing both Snake’s laptop and the school’s DVD player, Emma tells Mr. Raditch that she and Chris saw Sean and Jay putting the DVD player into Jay’s car. When Sean learns he’s been fingered by an anonymous tipster, he figures out it was Emma. “You know I’m on probation!” he shouts at her. Raditch tells Sean to calm down. Sean tells Raditch to go to hell. Sean gets two months of morning detention, while Emma smiles.

This is a good example of how Emma is never really held responsible for any of her actions. The truth of the matter is that Jay and Sean are the ones stealing stuff from the school. However, Emma still lied about seeing Jay and Sean with the DVD player. Chris calls Emma out for lying and breaks up with her. After Emma apologizes to him (but not to Jay, Sean, or Mr. Raditch), Chris takes her back. Chris doesn’t seem too worried that Emma literally tried to send her last boyfriend to jail.

From the start of this season to her final appearance on the show, the perpetually self-righteous Emma really did become insufferable. Fortunately, this episode has an amusing B-plot in which Spinner, Paige, Hazel, and Jimmy all take driver’s education together. The problem is that their instructor, Mr. Falcone (Jim Thorburn), is a total hunk, and Paige gets so distracted by his presence in the car that she runs over several orange cones. Spinner, meanwhile, gets so jealous that when it’s his turn to drive, he runs over a cardboard cutout of a family trying to cross the road.

“Really, Spin!?” Paige says from the back seat. “A family!?”

Spinner then accidentally crashes into a parked car. No license for him!

Oh, this plot made me smile. I had such a hard time with driver’s ed, and it was mostly because the instructor wouldn’t stop talking. “Both hands on the steering wheel.” “Watch the road.” “You’re on the wrong side of the street.” “YIELD!” Bleh!

I actually came home from driving school in tears once. My mom immediately went down to the school and yelled at the instructor. Then the owner of the school rode with me to see if I was really as bad a driver as the instructor claimed. Her verdict was that I had a lazy eye, which I definitely don’t. Anyway, the important thing was that I eventually got my license and now I speed everywhere.

Where was I? Oh yeah, Degrassi. Emma’s the worst, but at least this episode featured some quality time with Paige and Spinner.

Lisa Marie’s Week In Review: 9/28/26 — 10/4/26


Photographed by Erin Nicole

Happy October!

Four days ago, we launched our annual Horrorthon and I am already exhausted.  That said, it’s totally worth it.  It’s the exhaustion that comes from staying up late, writing your heart out, and creating  something in which you can take pride.  I’m thankful to my collaborators here at the TSL Bunker for their hard work and I am thankful to you for reading.  This is going to be a great October.

With the return of Horrorthon comes the return of my full-scale weeks in review.  Believe it or not, Horrorthon is the entire reason why I started posting these reviews.  When a team of writers is posting over 200 times a week, it can sometimes be easy to miss something.  This review is not meant to be just a link of lists.  Instead, it’s your weekly guide to our favorite time of year.

Here’s what I watched, listened to, and read this week.

Films I Watched:

  1. A Better Tomorrow (1986)
  2. Buried Alive (1989)
  3. The Execution of Gary Glitter (2009)
  4. Happy Gilmore (1996)
  5. The Harbinger (2022)
  6. Live and Let Die (1973)
  7. Mile High Escorts (2020)
  8. The Mutations (1974)
  9. The Pearl of Death (1944)
  10. The Phantom of the Opera (1925)
  11. Planet of the Vampires (1965)
  12. Raiders of the Living Dead (1986)
  13. Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
  14. Saved By The Belding (2010)
  15. Shin Godzilla (2016)
  16. Something (2019)
  17. Space Mutiny (1988)
  18. Specters (1987)
  19. The Swan: Behind The Mirror (2026)
  20. Taste of His Own Poison (2025)
  21. Yoga Teacher Killer: The Kaitlin Armstrong story (2024)

Television Shows I Watched:

  1. The Amazing Race
  2. Bar Rescue
  3. Big Brother
  4. Cheaters
  5. The Curse of Degrassi
  6. Doctor Doctor
  7. Fear Itself
  8. Lauren Lake’s Paternity Court
  9. Saved By The Bell: The New Class
  10. SCTV
  11. The Steve Wilkos Show
  12. Survivor
  13. Unsolved Mysteries

Music To Which I Listened:

  1. Adi Ulmansky
  2. Animotion
  3. Barry Adamson
  4. Bill Lloyd
  5. Caleb Flynn
  6. Capyac
  7. The Chemical Brothers
  8. The Cordettes
  9. Concrete Blonde
  10. Cornershop
  11. Crud
  12. Das Mortal
  13. De La Soul
  14. The Decemberist
  15. Dillon Francis
  16. Dirty Heads
  17. ELO
  18. Fatales
  19. Felony
  20. Goblin
  21. J. Geils Band
  22. John Carpenter
  23. junii
  24. Kim Wilde
  25. Lance Owg, Gabriel Rohels, and David Cole
  26. Madonna
  27. Magnet
  28. M/A/R/R/S
  29. Michelle David and the True-Tones
  30. Mike Oldfield
  31. No More Kings
  32. Piper
  33. Radiohead
  34. Raspberries
  35. SAULT
  36. Space
  37. Suzanne Vega
  38. Taylor Swift

Links From Last Week:

  1. Alien! Black Christmas! Carrie! My “A – B – C” Of Shocktober 2026 Begins!
  2. Sweeney’s New Year’s Resolutions – Nine Months In…
  3. The Year in Box Office: 2012  (I think it’s always interesting to take a look back at these things! — LMB)
  4. Dream Journal (10.2.2026)

News From Last Week:

  1. Marjoe Gortner, Child Preacher and Starcrash Actor, Dies at 82
  2. Dennis Haskins Dies At 75
  3. Actress Mary Lou Weller Dies At 80
  4. Venom Frontman Conrad “Cronus” Lant Dies At 63
  5. Saved By The Bell Cast Remembers Dennis Haskins
  6. North Texas Band The Dick Beldings Plan A Tribute To Dennis Haskins
  7. American Idol’ alum Caleb Flynn blubbers as he’s convicted on all counts for killing wife to be with young mistress
  8. Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs living VIP life behind bars with massages, alcohol, nude photos and a cell phone: report
  9. David Fincher Ending Netflix Deal After Six Years and Three Movies, Including ‘Cliff Booth’
  10. Golden Globes Surprise: ‘Obsession’ Submitted for Musical/Comedy Categories  
  11. How Ms. Rachel’s political activism is sparking pushback from parents
  12. Tony Romo Is Officially Out From CBS
  13. Paramount-Warner Bros. Discovery Will Be Named Skydance
  14. James Gunn, Peter Safran to Stay at DC Studios as Brand Takes Key Position at Skydance
  15. Warner Bros’ Michael De Luca and Pamela Abdy reportedly set to leave studio
  16. ‘Digger,’ Warner Bros.’ Last Release Before Merger, Is a Major Flop

Live Tweets:

  1. A Better Tomorrow
  2. Mile High Escorts
  3. Rambo
  4. Space Mutiny
  5. Live and Let Die
  6. The Harbinger

4 Shots From 4 Films:

  1. Anne Rice
  2. Denis Villeneuve
  3. October 2nd
  4. October 1st
  5. Michael Powell
  6. Nicolas Winding Refn
  7. Horrorthon

Scenes That We Love:

  1. The Omega Man
  2. Silent Rage
  3. The Beyond
  4. The Wicker Man
  5. Suspiria
  6. The Red Shoes
  7. Twin Peaks: The Return
  8. The Sopranos

Songs of the Day:

  1. Lance Owg, Gabriel Rohels, and David Cole
  2. The Decemberists
  3. Magnet
  4. Barry Adamson
  5. ELO
  6. M/A/R/R/S
  7. Adi Ulmansky

Artworks of the Day:

  1. Bizarre
  2. Dime Detective Magazine
  3. Detective Story
  4. Have a Seat
  5. Weird Tales
  6. Weird Tales
  7. The Shadow

Music Videos of the Day:

  1. Concrete Blonde
  2. J. Geils Band
  3. Radiohead
  4. Space
  5. The Bubblemen
  6. Animotion
  7. Kim Wilde

Horrors On The Lens:

  1. Destroy All Planets
  2. Drive In Massacre
  3. Planet of the Vampires
  4. The Phantom of the Opera

Horrors On TV:

  1. Fear Itself 1.3
  2. Fear Itself 1.2
  3. Fear Itself 1.1
  4. The Curse of Degrassi

Links From The Site:

  1. Arleigh reviewed Ninja Assassin, Hellraiser, Dark Night of the Scarecrow, Trick ‘R Treat, A Field In England, The Ritual, and Kill List!
  2. Arleigh profiled artist Franck Besancon!  Arleigh took a look at Pinhead!
  3. Case reviewed They Have Awakened, The Devil’s Mouth, Warning, Hostile Life Detected On A Planet, and They Awakened An Ancient Being In The Sea!
  4. Brad reviewed The Seventh Curse, We’re Going To Eat You, and Macon County Line!
  5. Erin profiled artist Gerard C. Delano and shared the covers of Saturn!
  6. Erin picked a team to cheer for!  She also shared her thoughts on The Turkey Vulture!  And she welcomed you to October!  And then she gave you an update on the MLB postseason!  Yay Erin!
  7. Jeff reviewed Capital Punishment, Judge Dredd, The Ghostmaker, Wonder Woman, Time Walker, Steel, Legion, Hobgoblins, and Man-Thing!
  8. Jeff played and reviewed Crush, Crumble, and Chomp!
  9. Jeff shared a great moment in television history and a great moment in comic book history!
  10. I shared a moment in time.
  11. I shared my Oscar predictions for September and my Thoughts On The Culture!  I took a look at the making of Raiders of the Lost Ark!  I shared my hero of the day, John Nada!
  12. I reviewed Degrassi, Crime Story, CHiPs, Saved By The Bell: The New Class, Pacific Blue, The Love Boat, 1st & Ten, Hunter, Blood Ties, Saved By The Bell, Baywatch, Sledge Hammer, St. Elsewhere, Hunter, and Homicide!
  13. I reviewed Kid 90, Bring Him To Me, Go, The Black Connection, Swingers, Sudden Death, Rambo III, Not Without My Daughter, Wild Style, Dance, A Chorus Line, The Music Machine, o.k., AWOL, The Punk Rock Movie, Devil on Campus, Tony Manero, Nightmare PTA Moms, The Mist, The Bells, Forgiven, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Something, Deadly Manor, Beyond The Seventh Door, Dwight Little’s Phantom of the Opera, The Perfect Boss, Lords of Chaos, Dario Argento’s Phantom of the Opera, Castle of Creeping Flesh, They Live, Gramps Goes to College, In Gramps’ Shoes, Trap, Bikini Guillotine, Hollow Gate, Psychomania, Killing All My Sisters, Suitcase Killer, Ogroff, P2, Gamera vs Viras, War of the Satellites, Slashlorette Party, Psycho Scarecrow, Amityville A.I., She Made Them Do It, Surviving the Sleepover, Amityville La Llorona, City of the Vampires, and Sorority House Guillotine!
  14. I reviewed Season Finale, The Amulet, The Funhouse, First Blood, and The Fury!
  15. I shared weekend watching and weekend reading recommendations!
  16. I shared 6 Trailers for October 2nd!  I also shared a blast from the past with Count Floyd!  I told you about six things that I was looking forward to in October!  I shared a clip of Vincent Price reading a classic poem!  And I shared an AMV of the Day!

More From Us:

  1. For Horror Critic, I reviewed The Devil’s Mouth and Lone Star Shark!
  2. At my music site, I shared songs from The Chordettes, Barry Adamson, Mike Oldfield, and Crud!
  3. At SyFyDesigns, I shared October 1st and Is Live And Let Die An October Film?
  4. At my Dream Journal, I shared Last Night’s Argument With My Dad Dream, Last Night’s Nurse Dream, Last Night’s Cat Dream, and Last Night’s Aunt Dream!
  5. At her photography site, Erin shared Cookies For October (yum!), Wasp Nest (yikes!), A Tower In Dallas, and They’re Coming To Get You!

Click Here For Last Week!

Photographed by Erin Nicole

Horror AMV Of The Day: Thriller (Various)


And so the first four days of Horrorthon come to a close.  Why not celebrate with an AMV?

Song: Thriller by Michael Jackson

Anime: Aria the Scarlet Ammo, Dance in the Vampire Bund, Everyday Life with Monster Girls, High School of the Dead, Interviews With Monster Girls, Rosario + Vampire, Rosario + Vampire Capu 2

Creator: mmcmahan11

Past AMVs of the Day

Horror on TV: Fear Itself 1.3 “Family Man” (dir by Ronny Yu)


On tonight’s episode of Fear Itself, a family man (Colin Ferguson) and a serial killer (Clifton Collins, Jr) both have near-death experiences and end up switching bodies.  Before you can say “I’m going to take his …. face …. off,” the family man finds himself in prison and the serial killer finds himself living with a family!  Why, it would be almost be funny if not for the fact that the killer specializes in killing families.

This episode aired on June 19th, 2008.  Ronny Yu also directed Freddy vs Jason.

 

October Hacks: Sorority House Guillotine (dir by Gregory Hatanaka)


2026’s Sorority House Guillotine does not feature a guillotine or a sorority house. It does, however, feature a lot of footage from Bikini Guillotine and a monologue about John Cassavetes.

The majority of the film features a group of young women in bikinis hanging out at the pool. One of the women announces that she owns the house and that she’ll be having a party every weekend. Everyone says, “Whooo!” and raises their red Solo cups. Most of the footage is lifted directly from Bikini Guillotine, but it’s also obvious that a lot of it was taken from outtakes that weren’t included in that film. There are a lot of scenes where the women clearly aren’t acting, but are instead just sitting around waiting for the next shot to be set up. Members of the crew appear in the background. The shadow of the director is visible more than a few times. The camera rig is sometimes visible. There are also quite a few scenes where the women aren’t filmed from the best possible angle, and that feels rather unfair to them.

(Everyone, regardless of how attractive, has at least one unflattering angle. I’m usually pretty happy with how I photograph, but I know that if someone snaps a picture while my head is turned a certain way, all anyone is going to notice is my nose. A good director — especially one who is directing a movie in which the entire cast is half-naked for the entire running time — doesn’t include unflattering angles in the finished film.)

Because Bikini Guillotine had a nearly incoherent soundtrack, this film handles things by just featuring voice-overs over the scenes of the girls hanging out by the pool. We hear about how, when you’re young, you don’t worry about anything. “Someone says fried chicken and everyone laughs.” We’re also told that, “Gina asks Tina, ‘Why is everything so blue?’ Tina says, ‘Because you’re looking at it too long.’ ‘No, why is everyone blue?’” Wow, that’s deep. It’s the type of weed-fueled nonsense that I thought was profound during my senior year of high school.

When the voice-over isn’t talking about life, it’s talking about the movies. We’re told that the girls are talking about Charlie Chaplin and Josef von Sternberg. Eventually, they start to talk about how much they love Deep Red and the scene where David Hemmings sees his reflection in a pool of blood. Then we’re told that one of the girls is talking about how much she loves the work of John Cassavetes because Cassavetes just captured life without any studio-imposed drama. These are not the type of things that a bunch of 20-year-old girls are going to be talking about while hanging out at the pool. When I was 20, I loved movies, but I still didn’t talk about them while I was rocking a bikini next to a swimming pool. I was usually too busy trying to make sure I was giving everyone my most flattering angle.

The killer eventually shows up about 55 minutes into this 77-minute film. As opposed to the killer in Bikini Guillotine, he just wears a medical mask and carries a knife in this one. At first, I wondered if maybe the girls had been called back to shoot all-new death scenes, but as I watched, it became obvious that the scenes were actually either filmed auditions or rehearsals for the first film. The kills are once again bloodless.

What an odd movie! For all of its flaws, I do have to admit that the out-of-place voice-overs did add a bit of a surreal edge to the action. With the frequent appearances from the film crew and the cameras, one gets the feeling that Hatanaka was either trying to say something about the filmmaking process or, even more likely, he was trying to fool people into thinking he was saying something about the filmmaking process.

This film mostly just made me want to go hang out by the pool on a nice sunny day. Maybe I’ll even talk about Argento.

SOV Horror Review: City of the Vampires (dir by Ron Bonk)


The city of Braddock has a problem.

1993’s City of the Vampires opens with a news report about Braddock. The city appears to be dying, and no one is sure why. The population numbers have plunged. People are scared to go out at night. Most of the people interviewed for the news story talk about how they can’t wait to get out of Braddock. As I watched, I found myself wondering if this was the same Braddock that would later elect John Fetterman as mayor and appear in those Levi’s commercials. The commercials aired around 2009–2010 and were all about how important it was to save the city of Braddock. I remember watching them and thinking, “Why is some Yankee city more worthy of a commercial than the cities that are struggling in the South?”

(Fetterman, at the time, was branded “America’s coolest mayor” by The Guardian. People forget just how much the media loved Fetterman when he was just another predictable liberal.)

As for the movie, it follows Sam Helling (Matthew Jason Walsh) as he explores the city of Braddock at night. He’s looking for his girlfriend Christine (Anne-Marie O’Keefe), but instead he finds himself in a city that has been taken over by vampires. I should mention that some online sites insist the character is named Sam Helsing, which would seem to be a callback to Dracula’s Dr. Van Helsing. Watching the movie, though, it’s made clear that Sam’s last name is indeed Helling. Leave the Van Helsings out of this.

City of the Vampires is a shot-on-video horror film, and it definitely deserves some credit for its ambition. Whereas most SOV horror films were content to just rip off the latest slasher and zombie pictures, City of the Vampires was obviously meant to be a low-budget action epic. There are a few interesting camera angles. There’s a deliberate echo effect on some of the dialogue, the better to give it a supernatural, dreamlike feel. There are several fairly convincing shots of melting faces. Despite the low budget, the filmmakers were obviously trying to make something memorable. One could easily imagine an alternate universe where City of the Vampires launched a whole franchise about vampires taking over American cities in decline. Look out, Gary, Indiana. The bloodsuckers are coming.

That said, it’s still a shot-on-video horror film, and the low budget really does show in more than a few scenes. The film takes place largely at night, it appears to have been shot at night, and there are several scenes so darkly lit that it’s a struggle to make out what’s happening. As cool as the echo effects were, the soundtrack is generally not that clear, and I sometimes found myself straining to hear what people were talking about. Proper lighting and sound recording have been the downfall of many SOV films. They’re the kind of thing people take for granted until they’re gone.

Still, I’ll give this film credit for its ambition. I always appreciate the effort, even if it’s not fully successful.

The TSL Horror Grindhouse: Amityville La Llorna (dir by Jamie Grefe)


In 2025’s Amityville La Llorona, a couple (played by director Jamie Grefe and Sloane Tower) move into a house and spend the entire time arguing about every little thing.  Eventually, the husband has visions of a mysterious woman (Skya Theobold) and a strange figure who keeps shouting, “Mama!  Mama!”  The film is only 63 minutes.  Unfortunately, the dialogue is largely improvised and it takes forever for anything to actually happen in the movie.  I felt every one of those 63 minutes.

Since there’s really not a helluva lot to say about the film, let’s talk about La Llorona.

The legend of La Llorona is a well-known one in Mexico and the southwestern half of the United States.  It’s a story that I was told by both my mom and my aunts and, as a result, I never went off with a stranger while I was growing up.  Of course, I also had some pretty intense nightmares but that’s kind of the point.  If someone tells you the story of La Llorona and you don’t end up having a nightmare about being drowned by a weeping woman, they didn’t tell the story correctly.

La Llorona was originally named Maria.  She lived, in a rural village, with her family and she was famous for both her beauty and her virtue.  When a wealthy nobleman saw her and immediately proposed to her, Maria accepted.  However, the nobleman’s father was upset that his son was marrying into a poor family and he refused to accept Maria as his daughter-in-law.  Maria and her husband ended up having two sons and living in a house by the river.  Maria’s husband doted on their sons but he ignored her and eventually, Maria learned that he was having an affair.

In a fit of blind rage, Maria drowned her children in the river.  After realizing what she had done, Maria died of grief.  However, when she arrived at the gates of Heaven, she was asked why her children were not with her.  When Maria explained that she had lost them, she was told that she would not be allowed to enter Heaven until she found them.  Now, known as La Llorona (or “the weeping woman”), she wanders the Earth, crying and looking for her children.

Where does one find La Llorona?  It depends on who is telling the story.  Some stories say that you’ll only see her near a body of water.  My mom used to tell me that La Llorona could be anywhere, including under my bed or in the bedroom closet.  Regardless of where you might find her, La Llorona is always wearing her wedding dress and she’s always sobbing.  Approach her and she’ll grab you and either kidnap you or drown you, all the while begging for forgiveness.  Many have seen La Llorona but few have survived to tell the story.

“And that is why we do not talk to strangers,” my mother would say while I looked out the bedroom window, searching for the sight of La Llorona walking through the Texas night.

Though Skya Theobold’s character is credited as being La Llorona in Amityville La Llorana, she doesn’t have much in common with the true La Llorona.  Then again, this film also has nothing to do with any of the previous Amityville films.  Amityville, as either a town or franchise, is never mentioned in this film.  Normally, I’m willing to cut an exploitation film a little bit of slack when it comes to having a misleading title.  Usually, that’s just a part of the game.  In this case, though, it just serves to remind me of how cool a film about the real La Llorona visiting the real Amityville house would have been.

As I mentioned earlier, the dialogue in this film appears to have been improvised.  One of the unfortunate things about improv is that everyone thinks that can they do it.  They think that as long as they’re given a scene to play, they’ll be able to come up with appropriately compelling dialogue.  This film proves that is not always the case.  As I watched Amityville La Llorona, I found myself hoping that Michael Scott would kick open a door and shout, “MICHAEL SCARN, FBI!”

Michael Scarn in Amityville.  Now that would be a movie!

Previous TSL Amityville Reviews:

  1. The Amityville Horror (1979)
  2. Amityville II: The Possession (1981)
  3. The Amityville Cure (1990)
  4. The Amityville Haunting (2011)
  5. Amityville Death House (2015)
  6. Amityville Toolbox (2016)
  7. Amityville: The Awakening (2017)
  8. The Amityville Murders (2018)
  9. Amityville Cop (2021)
  10. Amityville Emanuelle (2023)
  11. Amityville A.I. (2024)

Great Moments In Comic Book History #46: Godzilla Joins The Marvel Universe


In 1977, Godzilla joined the Marvel Universe.

At the time, Toho was no longer making Godzilla films but they remained popular on American television.  Marvel’s Stan Lee, no longer constrained by the comics code’s restriction on monster and horror comics, approached Toho about licensing the character.  Lee bought the rights for Godzilla but not for any of the other monsters from the Godzilla films.  Mothra, Rodan, and all the others were just out luck.  Toho took the money and didn’t pay much attention to anything else that Lee and Marvel did with the character.

Unlike Marvel’s famous adaptation of Star Wars, Godzilla was dropped straight into the Marvel universe.  When he attacked San Francisco, the Champions saved what they could of their city.  When he roamed through New York, the Avengers and the Fantastic Four teamed up to fight him.  Godzilla’s most frequent nemesis was SHIELD.  Dum Dum Dugan found himself in charge of the anti-Godzilla effort.

It all started with the first issue of Godzilla, King of the Monsters.  Written by Doug Moensch and featuring the art of Herb Trimpe, the first issue was published in August of 1977 and featured Godzilla being awakened by nuclear tests in Alaska.  Soon, he was heading towards Washington State.  SHIELD saved Seattle.  I wonder if Nick Fury ever regretted that.

Godzilla was officially a part of the Marvel universe for two years.  After the series was canceled after twenty-four issues, Marvel lost the rights to the character.  However, Red Ronin, who was originally introduced as an opponent of Godzilla, continues to appear in other Marvel titles.  Godzilla is still there, even if no one is allowed to talk about him anymore.

Previous Great Moments In Comic Book History:

  1. Winchester Before Winchester: Swamp Thing Vol. 2 #45 “Ghost Dance” 
  2. The Avengers Appear on David Letterman
  3. Crisis on Campus
  4. “Even in Death”
  5. The Debut of Man-Wolf in Amazing Spider-Man
  6. Spider-Man Meets The Monster Maker
  7. Conan The Barbarian Visits Times Square
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Man-Thing (2005, directed by Brett Leonard)


Kyle Williams (Matthew Le Nevez), the newly appointed sheriff of a Louisiana parish, wants to know why so many people have disappeared in the swamp. Oilman Frederick Schist (Jack Thompson) puts the blame on activist Rene LaRoque (Steve Bastoni), who lives in the swamp and has been vandalizing Schist’s oil rigs. Indigenous shaman Horn (Rawiri Paratene) suggests that the culprit is actually a legendary spirit that lives in and protects the swamp and is angry because Schist cheated the local Seminole chief out of his land.

Loosely based on one of Marvel’s most endearingly weird characters, Man-Thing had a modest budget, decent special effects, and an insanely detailed swamp. It also had a lot more gore and nudity than the usual comic-book adaptation. What it didn’t have was a decent script or a cast that could do much with what they were given. (The great Australian actor Jack Thompson is ludicrous in the role of Frederick Schist.) Considering how simple the plot is, Man-Thing has a lot of head-scratching moments. If the Man-Thing has been summoned to protect the swamp from the oil companies and the rednecks, why does it also kill a Native shaman? In the comic books, at least, the Man-Thing had once been a man before he was transformed into a swamp monster. In this one, there’s no real origin for the creature. This movie could just as easily have been called Plant-Thing.

Man-Thing was actually one of the most interesting characters introduced when Marvel started publishing horror comics in the 1970s. Formerly a biochemist named Ted Sallis, Man-Thing lived in the Everglades and could detect emotions. His touch could burn, but only if the person being touched was afraid of him. With no memory of his former life as a human, Man-Thing was the guardian of the Nexus of All Realities. When Man-Thing got his own series, writer Steve Gerber gave him an eccentric and colorful supporting cast, including Howard the Duck and teenage sorceress Jennifer Kale. The comic-book Man-Thing provided a lot of good material for a potential film, so it’s too bad that this version turned him into just another swamp monster.

Man-Thing was originally meant to be a theatrical release but was dumped onto the Sci Fi Channel instead. (It did get a brief theatrical release in a few international markets, including Spain, where it bombed.) In the later Marvel Cinematic Universe, the character played a supporting role in 2022’s Werewolf by Night, so who knows? Maybe he’ll get the film he deserves someday.