Horror Film Review: Hellraiser (dir. by Clive Barker)


“No tears, please. It’s a waste of good suffering.” — Pinhead

Hellraiser does not ease viewers into its nightmare; it drags them straight into a world where desire, suffering, and obsession have become impossible to separate. Written and directed by Clive Barker from his own novella The Hellbound Heart, the film is bloody, unsettling, weirdly intimate, and much more serious than its pop-culture reputation might suggest. Yes, it is the movie that introduced Pinhead and the Cenobites, but the first Hellraiser is not really a Pinhead showcase in the way later sequels became. It is a rotten little domestic nightmare about lust, betrayal, obsession, and the kind of desire that keeps going long after it should have destroyed a person.

Barker’s big strength is that he does not treat horror as something separate from human craving. In Hellraiser, pain and pleasure are tangled together from the opening scene. Frank Cotton is not some innocent fool who accidentally opens a cursed puzzle box. He actively seeks it out because normal pleasures no longer satisfy him. He wants sensation pushed past every limit, and the Lament Configuration gives him exactly that—just not in the way he expected. The Cenobites arrive with their chains, hooks, leather, scars, and ritualistic calm, offering a version of experience so extreme that it turns the body into something almost unrecognizable. That premise is memorable on its own, but Barker makes it work because Frank is already spiritually disgusting before hell ever gets involved.

The movie’s real surprise is Julia Cotton, played brilliantly by Clare Higgins. Julia could have been a standard unfaithful wife character, someone introduced merely to create tension inside the Cotton family. Instead, she becomes the dark heart of the film. Her attraction to Frank is not romantic in any healthy or even conventionally sensual sense. It is tied to resentment, boredom, humiliation, and a kind of violent need to feel alive. When Frank returns in his skinless, barely human state and needs blood to regenerate, Julia does not hesitate for long before becoming his accomplice. The scenes in which she lures men back to the abandoned house are among the movie’s most disturbing moments precisely because they are played with such cold purpose. She does not seem possessed. She is making a choice.

That decision gives Hellraiser a nasty emotional edge. Frank is obviously monstrous, but Julia is arguably scarier because she begins as an ordinary person trapped in a miserable life and willingly walks into atrocity. Higgins gives the role a detached, almost aristocratic chill. Her face barely needs to change for the audience to understand that something terrible is happening behind her eyes. The film’s central house becomes an extension of her inner life: dusty, decayed, closed off, and hiding a nightmare in the upstairs room. There is something grimly effective about the fact that the gateway to hell is not in an ancient castle or a faraway cemetery. It is in a family home where people are supposed to start over.

Andrew Robinson also deserves credit as Larry, Julia’s decent but oblivious husband. He is not the most dynamic protagonist in horror history, but that works for the story. Larry is a fundamentally ordinary man who cannot imagine the depths of corruption already moving around him. His blindness is frustrating, but it also reinforces the movie’s worldview. In Hellraiser, the people closest to us may carry desires we cannot see, and the house itself may preserve the damage left behind by old secrets. Ashley Laurence, as Larry’s daughter Kirsty, gradually becomes the film’s moral center. She is not an especially flashy final girl at first, yet Laurence gives Kirsty intelligence and genuine fear. Once she learns what the box can do, her panic feels grounded because she understands she has stumbled into something far beyond a killer with a knife.

Then there are the Cenobites, who remain some of the most striking horror creations of the decade. Doug Bradley’s Pinhead is the obvious standout, but the film wisely uses him sparingly. Pinhead is not a slasher villain who runs around collecting bodies. He is more like a supernatural official, a priest of pain carrying out a horrifying contract. Bradley’s measured voice and theatrical stillness make the character far more unsettling than a louder performance would have. The famous line, “We have such sights to show you,” works because it is delivered with calm conviction rather than rage. Pinhead is not trying to scare Kirsty for fun. He genuinely believes that torment and ecstasy are parts of the same revelation.

The other Cenobites matter too. Butterball, the Chatterer, and the Female Cenobite create the feeling that Pinhead belongs to a larger order rather than simply functioning as a lone monster. Their designs are grotesque but carefully composed, full of exposed flesh, surgical markings, and fetishistic costume details. They do not look like demons from a traditional Christian image of hell. They look like beings who have remade themselves according to an alien set of desires. That is where Barker’s imagination really separates Hellraiser from more conventional monster movies. The Cenobites are not just evil creatures. They are explorers of sensation who have gone so far beyond humanity that morality barely applies to them anymore.

The practical effects are still a major reason the film holds up. Frank’s gradual reconstruction from blood-soaked remains into a mutilated human body is disgusting in the best possible way. It has a tactile quality that CGI rarely captures. You can see the slime, the tissue, the half-formed muscles, and the painful labor involved in putting a body back together. Even when some of the effects show their age, they retain a handmade ugliness that fits the movie’s atmosphere. Nothing in Hellraiser is clean or sleek. The supernatural realm looks damp, industrial, and biological, as if hell were built out of meat, rust, chains, and bad memories.

Christopher Young’s score also does a lot of heavy lifting. It gives the movie a gothic grandeur that makes the story feel larger than its limited locations and modest budget. The film is mostly confined to a house, a hospital, a few streets, and the Cenobites’ shadowy realm, yet the music makes it feel like a grand tragedy unfolding behind the walls. That contrast is one of the movie’s best tricks. Hellraiser can be intimate and theatrical at the same time. It is essentially a chamber piece about a broken family, but it plays like a myth about forbidden knowledge.

If the film has a weakness, it is that its final stretch gets a little messy. The confrontation with Frank has some excellent makeup work and gruesome imagery, but the pacing becomes more conventional once Kirsty is forced into full survival mode. The ending also feels slightly rushed considering how carefully Barker establishes the family tension earlier on. Still, the movie earns enough goodwill through its atmosphere, performances, and imagination that these flaws do not do much damage. If anything, the roughness adds to its charm. Hellraiser feels like a filmmaker throwing every dark idea he has onto the screen and trusting the audience to follow him into the abyss.

What makes Hellraiser endure is not simply the gore, the puzzle box, or Pinhead’s instantly recognizable appearance. It lasts because it understands that horror is often rooted in the things people want but are ashamed to admit they want. Frank wants infinite sensation. Julia wants escape and emotional intensity. Kirsty wants to save her family but must confront how little of that family was worth saving. The Cenobites offer no easy moral lesson; they are simply waiting for someone foolish or desperate enough to open the door.

Casual viewers looking for a straightforward slasher might find Hellraiser slower and stranger than expected, especially if they only know the character of Pinhead through sequels, posters, and parody. But for anyone willing to meet it on its own grim terms, it remains one of the most original supernatural horror films of its era. It is gross, stylish, perverse, tragic, and surprisingly sad beneath all the blood. Barker did not just create monsters. He created a nightmare universe where desire becomes a trap—and where opening a small box can ruin everything.

Horror On The Lens: Planet of the Vampires (dir by Mario Bava)


Today’s horror on the lens is a true classic, 1965’s Planet of the Vampires!

Directed by the great Mario Bava, Planet of the Vampires follows a space expedition that lands on a seemingly dead planet.  The members of the expedition soon discover that the undead aren’t just an Earth phenomenon.  This atmospheric mix of horror and science fiction was later acknowledged as being a major inspiration for Alien.

Enjoy this classic from Mario Bava!

 

Horror Film Review: The Bells (dir by James Young)


A silent film from 1926, The Bells stars Lionel Barrymore as Mathias, a businessman who lives in a small Austrian village during the 19th Century.

Mathias is the owner of the inn, the bar, and the local mill.  He’s a popular man around town, specifically because he gives away drinks and meals on credit but he rarely bothers to collect.  He’s hoping that his generosity will lead to him being elected burgomaster.  Instead, it’s left him in debt to Frantz (Gustav von Seyffertitz), who threatens to take away everything that Mathias owns unless Mathias agrees to allow Frantz to marry his daughter, Annette (Lola Todd).  Annette, however, is in love with Christian (Eddie Phillips).

On one snowy Christmas night, a traveler from Poland (E. Alyn Warren) enters the bar.  Mathias befriends the man but, when he sees that the man is carrying a lot of gold, Mathias’s desperation takes over.  He follows the man outside and stabs him.  As the man dies, he shakes a set of horse bells at the man.

Mathias is soon out-of-debt and he is also elected burgomaster.  His daughter is free to marry Christian.  However, Mathias finds himself consumed with guilt.  The ghost of the dead man continually appears to him and stares at him without saying a word.  Mathias is haunted by the sound of the ringing bells.  Soon, the man’s identical twin brother arrives in town, looking for the murderer.  Accompanying him is a mesmerist (Boris Karloff) who claims that he can always get the guilty to confess.

The Bells is a surprisingly effective film.  It’s a silent film so we don’t actually hear the sound of the bells.  But we do see Mathias reacting to what he hears and we see him seeing the bells ringing and what we imagine is undoubtedly scarier than anything that a sound film could recreate.  Meanwhile, the silence of the dead man’s ghost is far more ominous than if the ghost had spoken accusingly.  Because the ghost does not speak, Mathias doesn’t know what it wants and neither do we.  The Ghost itself never reacts to Mathias’s words.  Instead, it just stares at him.  We’re left to wonder if the ghost is real or if Mathias’s guilt-stricken mind is playing tricks on him.  It’s also impossible not to notice that, though Frantz was the one who was causing Mathias so much worry, Mathias take his anger out on a stranger, on someone who he probably presumed wouldn’t be missed.  In the film, it’s made clear that the traveler was also Jewish.  He was an outsider, a Jew who came to an inn on Christmas and was murdered because someone else wanted to take his possessions.  The film is not just about the guilt of one man but it’s also a portrait of the institutional anti-Semitism that has historically defined so much of Europe.

Lionel Barrymore gives a strong performance as Mathias.  Since the film was made at a time when actors could not be heard, Barrymore uses his eyes and the tilt of his head to show us what Mathias is thinking and he does a great job showing us Mathias growing increasingly more and more desperate.  Mathias is never portrayed as being a simple villain.  Instead, he’s a man who lost control for one terrible moment and now has to live with the consequences of his actions.  The film also makes good use of Boris Karloff’s imposing physical presence.  Just as with the ghost, the film leaves it up to the viewer to decide whether the mesmerist has any powers or not.  Karloff plays him as being a intimidating enigma.

Considering the limits of the era in which it wad made, The Bells holds up well.  Director James Young emphasizes the story’s ominous atmosphere.  His direction of the snowstorm and the murder is especially impressive.  The sight of the victim’s blood falling onto the snow remains a haunting one.  One hundred years after it was released, The Bells remains a memorable look at the haunting power of guilt.

October Positivity: Forgiven (dir by Kevan Otto)


On a snowy night, a desperate man named James (Casey Fuller) enters a church with a gun.  He’s on the run from the law and fearful that, if he’s arrested, he’ll be charged with murder.  James holds a pastor (Steven Flanigan) and his two daughters, Elizabeth and Naomi (played, respectively, by Jenn Gotzon Chandler and Amy Sutton Hethcoat), hostage.  While Lt. Morgan (Kevin Sorbo) coordinates the police outside the church, Elizabeth tries to reason with James and convince him to turn himself in.  James feels that there can be no forgiveness for the mistakes that he’s made in his life.  Elizabeth disagrees.

Normally, I can’t stand films about hostage situations.  With a few notable exceptions (like Dog Day Afternoon), they tend to be dramatically inert and they also tend to features characters who spend more time filibustering than actually saying anything interesting.  Inevitably, there’s a harried but idealistic hostage negotiator who tries to convince the main criminal to surrender before things get out of control.  There’s always a lot of yelling, which tends to get old quickly. Because the film can’t really move anywhere beyond the hostage situation, there’s usually at least an hour of people refusing to answer the phone or the negotiator saying, “Hold on, I need more time!”  It’s predicable and it’s boring.

There are certain elements of all of that in 2016’s Forgiven.  This is a talky film and, because it takes place in only two locations, it’s also a rather stagey film.  There were times when I definitely got tired of listening to James complain about his life.  But, as annoyed as I got with James complaining, it was even worse when he would just silently look around with an annoyed look on his face.  At times, the film is pretty predictable.

That said, Forgiven does have a few things to recommend it.

First off, it’s short.  It clocks in at 79 minutes and that includes the closing credits.  It may sound like a backhanded compliment to praise a film for being short but, in this age of 8-part docuseries and three-hour super hero films, it was a relief to see a film that didn’t take forever to make its point.

Secondly, for a faith-based film about a hostage situation, it was generally well-acted.  Kevin Sorbo was properly world weary as the hostage negotiator.  Casey Fuller was convincing as a desperate man who is essentially in over his head.  Jenn Gotzon Chandler had the most difficult role and she played it well.

Third, in this age of cartoonish violence, I appreciated the fact that Forgiven actually was about forgiveness.  Though James may not be a master criminal at heart, he still does some pretty bad things and there are definitely consequences to his actions.  And yet, Elizabeth forgives him for his mistakes and she actually plays a positive role in his life.  That’s certainly not a bad message.

Indeed, forgiveness is a concept that the world could stand to once again embrace.  We live in an age of partisan bickering and grudge-holding.  This film has the courage to say the forgiveness is better for the heart than revenge.

Lisa Marie Review A Best Picture Nominee: Raiders of the Lost Ark (dir by Steven Spielberg)


I can hear you right now.

“Really? You’re reviewing Raiders of the Lost Ark for Horrorthon? That’s not a horror movie!”

Well, you’re right, it’s not. That said, it’s definitely a film that borrows from the genre even if it doesn’t embrace it. If you’ve got a thing about spiders, you’ll cringe when Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford) has to wipe all of those tarantulas off of that guy’s shirt while they’re exploring the Peruvian temple. If you’ve got a thing about snakes, you’ll share Indiana’s reaction when the cobra hisses at him. And don’t even get me started on the justifiably famous finale. “It’s beautiful!” Belloq (Paul Freeman) shouts right before the angels turn into skeletons. A man’s eyes pop out of his head. Another one melts. Another explodes. There are plenty of scary moments in Raiders of the Lost Ark, but it’s such a thrill ride that the fear doesn’t necessarily linger the way that it would need to for Raiders to actually be considered a horror film. We’re too busy cheering on Indy and Marion Ravenwood (Karen Allen) to duck behind the couch. That said, I think Raiders of the Lost Ark is still a perfect film for the Halloween month. Though it was released a little before my time, I imagine that Indiana Jones, with his hat and his bullwhip, was a popular figure when Halloween rolled around in 1981.

I rewatched Raiders of the Lost Ark on Tuesday and, as always, I found myself more than a little amazed at how well it holds up. There’s not a single wasted moment. The action scenes are still exciting. The moments of humor — that poor swordsman! — still make me laugh. There’s not a single weak performance to be found in the film’s large cast. Denholm Elliott is instantly lovable as Prof. Brody and John Rhys-Davies plays Sallah with just the right amount of gusto. Ronald Lacey and Wolf Kahler are thoroughly hissable as the Nazi villains and Paul Freeman brings just enough wit to the role of the duplicitous Belloq that you can understand why he and Indiana were once friends. Of course, the film truly belongs to Karen Allen and Harrison Ford. Karen Allen projects a toughness and an inner strength that keeps Marion from being just another damsel-in-distress. Harrison Ford was the perfect choice for Indiana Jones and he’s equally believable whether he’s running through the jungle, falling into a crypt, or teaching a class. (Indiana is so cute when he puts on his glasses!) My mom always used to say that she liked the way Indiana would smile in a semi-confused way before taking decisive action. For all the arguments about why the last two Indiana Jones movies failed, the answer is pretty simple. They forgot that an Indiana Jones movie is supposed to be about Indiana Jones, not Shia LaBeouf and certainly not some condescending Brit. Harrison Ford is Indiana Jones. He’s the reason we watch.

Raiders of the Lost Ark is a film that is so good that I think there’s a tendency to take it for granted. That’s why, much like with the best of the James Bond films, I think it’s important to rewatch it and re-experience just how good it is. Producer George Lucas and director Steven Spielberg sought to recreate the experience of watching the serials and the adventure films of their youth and they succeeded. Spielberg directs like a man in love with the movies and, as a result, it’s hard not to fall in love with this movie.

Raiders of the Lost Ark was, of course, a huge box office success. It was nominated for several Oscars, including Best Picture and Best Director. Harrison Ford was (unforgivably, in my opinion) not nominated for Best Actor. In the end, the Academy selected Warren Beatty over Steven Spielberg and Chariots of Fire over Raiders of the Lost Ark.

The Eric Roberts Horror Collection: Something (dir by Stephen Portland)


2019’s Something tells the story of a married couple who are still adjusting to parenthood and who have recently moved into a new home.  The Woman (Jane Rowen) is struggling with post-partum depression and the realization that her condescending husband doesn’t have the slightly idea what she’s going through.  The Man (Michael Gazin) lives by Occam’s Razor.  “The simplest explanation is the correct one,” he continually repeats.  At first, the Man is dismissive of his wife’s fear that there’s someone in the house with them.  But then The Man himself starts to see strange things.  Is there someone or something in the house?  Or is something else causing them to see the threatening intruder?

Considering the low budget and the somewhat derivative plot, Something is surprisingly effective.  The low budget actually works to the film’s advantage.  There’s no fancy makeup or CGI to give viewers the escape of saying, “It’s just a movie.”  Instead, the movie becomes the very relatable story of two ordinary people who aren’t sure what they’re actually seeing.  Anyone who has ever had to deal with someone who insists that there’s a rational explanation for everything will share the wife’s exasperation as her husband continually insists that Occam’s Razor can explain everything.  Jane Rowen gives a strong performance as the Woman and the film does a good job of keeping you guessing.

As for Eric Roberts, he appears towards the end of the film.  It’s a small role but it’s always good to see Eric Roberts and his oddly cheerful demeanor actually works within the context of the strange world that the film has created.  Watching him in this film and listening to him explain what he thinks has been going on, it’s hard not to regret that Eric Roberts never played a crime-solving coroner on a Law & Order spin-off.  That was definitely a missed opportunity.

Previous Eric Roberts Films That We Have Reviewed:

  1. Paul’s Case (1980)
  2. Star 80 (1983)
  3. Runaway Train (1985)
  4. To Heal A Nation (1988)
  5. Best of the Best (1989)
  6. Blood Red (1989)
  7. The Ambulance (1990)
  8. The Lost Capone (1990)
  9. Best of the Best II (1993)
  10. Love, Cheat, & Steal (1993)
  11. Voyage (1993)
  12. Freefall (1994)
  13. Love Is A Gun (1994)
  14. Sensation (1994)
  15. The Specialist (1994)
  16. Dark Angel (1996)
  17. Doctor Who (1996)
  18. Most Wanted (1997)
  19. The Alternate (2000)
  20. Mercy Streets (2000)
  21. Tripfall (2000)
  22. Raptor (2001)
  23. Rough Air: Danger on Flight 534 (2001)
  24. Strange Frequency (2001)
  25. Wolves of Wall Street (2002)
  26. Border Blues (2004)
  27. Mr. Brightside (2004)
  28. Six: The Mark Unleased (2004)
  29. We Belong Together (2005)
  30. Hey You (2006)
  31. Cyclops (2008)
  32. Depth Charge (2008)
  33. Amazing Racer (2009)
  34. The Chaos Experiment (2009)
  35. In The Blink of an Eye (2009)
  36. Bed & Breakfast (2010)
  37. Enemies Among Us (2010)
  38. The Expendables (2010) 
  39. Groupie (2010)
  40. Sharktopus (2010)
  41. Beyond The Trophy (2012)
  42. The Dead Want Women (2012)
  43. Deadline (2012)
  44. The Mark (2012)
  45. Miss Atomic Bomb (2012)
  46. The Night Never Sleeps (2012)
  47. Snow White: A Deadly Summer (2012)
  48. Assault on Wall Street (2013)
  49. Bonnie And Clyde: Justified (2013)
  50. Lovelace (2013)
  51. The Mark: Redemption (2013)
  52. The Perfect Summer (2013)
  53. Revelation Road: The Beginning of the End (2013)
  54. Revelation Road 2: The Sea of Glass and Fire (2013)
  55. Self-Storage (2013)
  56. Sink Hole (2013)
  57. A Talking Cat!?! (2013)
  58. This Is Our Time (2013)
  59. Bigfoot vs DB Cooper (2014)
  60. Doc Holliday’s Revenge (2014)
  61. Eternity: The Movie (2014)
  62. Inherent Vice (2014)
  63. Road to the Open (2014)
  64. Rumors of War (2014)
  65. So This Is Christmas (2014)
  66. Amityville Death House (2015)
  67. Deadly Sanctuary (2015)
  68. A Fatal Obsession (2015)
  69. Las Vegas Story (2015)
  70. Sorority Slaughterhouse (2015)
  71. Stalked By My Doctor (2015)
  72. Story of Eva (2015)
  73. Enemy Within (2016)
  74. Hunting Season (2016)
  75. Joker’s Poltergeist (2016)
  76. Prayer Never Fails (2016)
  77. Stalked By My Doctor: The Return (2016)
  78. The Wrong Roommate (2016)
  79. Dark Image (2017)
  80. The Demonic Dead (2017)
  81. Black Wake (2018)
  82. Frank and Ava (2018)
  83. Stalked By My Doctor: Patient’s Revenge (2018)
  84. The Wrong Teacher (2018)
  85. Clinton Island (2019)
  86. Monster Island (2019)
  87. The Reliant (2019)
  88. The Savant (2019)
  89. Seven Deadly Sins (2019)
  90. Stalked By My Doctor: A Sleepwalker’s Nightmare (2019)
  91. The Wrong Mommy (2019)
  92. Exodus of a Prodigal Son (2020)
  93. Free Lunch Express (2020)
  94. Hard Luck Love Song (2020)
  95. Her Deadly Groom (2020)
  96. Law of Attraction (2020)
  97. Top Gunner (2020)
  98. Deadly Nightshade (2021)
  99. The Elevator (2021)
  100. Just What The Doctor Ordered (2021)
  101. Killer Advice (2021)
  102. Megaboa (2021)
  103. Night Night (2021)
  104. The Poltergeist Diaries (2021)
  105. The Rebels of PT-218 (2021)
  106. Red Prophecies (2021)
  107. A Town Called Parable (2021)
  108. The Wrong Mr. Right (2021)
  109. Bleach (2022)
  110. Dawn (2022)
  111. My Dinner With Eric (2022)
  112. 69 Parts (2022)
  113. The Rideshare Killer (2022)
  114. The Wrong High School Sweetheart (2022)
  115. The Company We Keep (2023)
  116. D.C. Down (2023)
  117. If I Can’t Have You (2023)
  118. Megalodon: The Frenzy (2023)
  119. Aftermath (2024)
  120. Bad Substitute (2024)
  121. Devil’s Knight (2024)
  122. Insane Like Me? (2024)
  123. Space Sharks (2024)
  124. The Wrong Life Coach (2024)
  125. Broken Church (2025)
  126. Shakey Grounds (2025)
  127. Stand Your Ground (2025)
  128. When It Rains In L.A. (2025)

October Hacks: Deadly Manor (dir by Jose Ramon Larraz)


1990’s Deadly Manor begins, as so many slasher films do, with a road trip.

Tony (Greg Rhodes), Helen (Claudia Franjul), Rod (Mark Irish), Susan (Liz Hitchler), Peter (Jerry Kerion), and Anne (Kathleen Patane) are driving through upstate New York.  Their ultimate destinate is a lake but they don’t really seem to have a very good grasp on how to actually get there.  They stop to pick up a surly but sexy hitchhiker named Jack (Clark Tufts).  Maybe Jack knows where the lake is!  Actually, Jack is an escaped convict who is traveling with a gun but he doesn’t tell anyone else.  He’s actually rather well-mannered for a fugitive.

With night falling and a storm approaching, the group decides to camp out for the night.  When the car proves to be too small, they decide to break into a nearby mansion.  The mansion has a wrecked car sitting in front of it and, on the inside, there’s all sorts of evidence that someone else has been staying there.  The house is full of pictures of a beautiful woman.  There’s also several pictures of a bunch of naked bikers, who all appear to be dead.  Still, the group decides to spend the night because this is a slasher film and people do stupid things.

As you probably already guessed, the group is not alone.  There’s a woman wearing a mask and walking around with a knife.  Unlike most slasher villains, our killer here likes to keep things simple.  She’s all about slashing throats.  I actually found myself appreciating the fact that the movie stayed consistent as far as that was concerned.  This isn’t the type of slasher movie where the killer somehow has a huge collection of weapons at their disposal and this also isn’t a movie where the killer drops a one liner with each kill.  The kills come quickly and without a hint of playfulness or mercy.  As for the throat slashings, they’re effective because the throat is such a vulnerable and uniquely exposed part of the body.  I love my throat and I’d hate for anything bad to happen to it.  The kill that always seems to get mentioned is one that takes place in slow motion towards the end of the film.  That is a memorably gruesome moment but, for me, the most effective kill is one where the actual attack takes place off-screen and we only see the aftermath.  It’s a moment that takes us by surprise and confirms that no one is safe inside the house.

When Deadly Manor started, I wasn’t expecting much from it.  The characters were all incredibly dumb and the terrible dialogue didn’t do anyone any favors.  Things picked up once they broke into the mansion.  Yes, their decision to stay in the obviously dangerous mansion didn’t make much sense but the location itself was full of atmosphere and the killer was memorably odd.  The film itself is full of small details, like an ever-widening crack on one of the walls, that eventually pay off in unexpected ways.  Deadly Manor turns out to be a bit more engrossing than anyone would have any reason to suspect.

Deadly Manor didn’t shy away from blood and it didn’t shy away from nudity and it didn’t shy away from being a slasher film.  After watching countless “modern” horror films that take themselves too seriously and almost seem to be apologizing for following the rules of the genre, there was something very entertaining about watching an old school, unapologetically sordid slasher like Deadly Manor. 

SOV Horror Review: Beyond The Seventh Door (dir by Bozidar Benedikt)


In the early ’80s, a revolution took place in the horror genre. Amateur filmmakers started to direct their own horror films, using home video cameras. In those days before YouTube, they released the films not in theaters but instead on VHS tape. These shot-on-video horror movies usually only cost a few thousand dollars to make and, what they lacked in polished cinematography and big stars, they often made up for in raw immediacy, strange plot twists, and crudely effective gore. These were films that were made by horror lovers who didn’t have a studio looking over their shoulder and saying, “That might cost us at the box office.” The end results were films that critics either ignored or hated but which true horror fans made a point of tracking down. Admittedly, most of the old SOV horror films aren’t particularly good. Usually, when I watch these films, I find myself developing an appreciation for things that I usually take for granted, like clean sound recording. But there are a few that are memorable, either because of their bizarre plots or because of their willingness to go to the extremes that mainstream films tend to avoid. For this year’s Horrorthon, I hope to review several SOV horror films for this site.

1987’s Beyond the Seventh Door is a good example of a SOV horror film. Directed by Bozidar Benedikt and filmed in Canada, Beyond the Seventh Door stars actor Lazar Rockwood as Boris. Boris has just gotten out of prison. His ex-girlfriend, Wendy (Bonnie Beck), tells him that she is currently working as a maid for a paraplegic millionaire. She suggests that, during a costume party, she and Boris should break into the estate’s basement and steal some of her boss’s possessions. Boris agrees but, soon after they break in, they discover that the basement is actually a series of seven escape rooms. If Boris and Wendy can successfully solve the puzzle of each room and escape without dying, they’ll get what they’re looking for in the seventh room. But even the final room has a deadly twist.

It’s an intriguing plot and, considering that it appears that the film was basically shot in a warehouse and that the same room was redecorated multiple times, the film still manages to generate a little suspense. The twist ending is clever and Bonnie Beck does a good job with the role of Wendy. I felt bad for Wendy, who had to maneuver her way through each death trap while wearing high heels. That said, her red dress was to die for.

However, the main thing that most people will remember about Beyond the Seventh Door is the bizarre performance of Lazar Rockwood. With his dark, unkempt hair and his hollowed-out facial features, Rockwood bears a disturbing resemblance to Richard Ramirez, the infamous California serial killer who was known as the Night Stalker. Rockwood delivers his lines in a nearly indecipherable accent and, whenever a door closes behind him, he lets out a shrill little “Nooooo!” that is more likely to make you smile than feel any sort of real fear. It’s such a bizarre performance that it becomes oddly fascinating to watch. It’s not exactly a good performance, but he is totally credible as the type of easily misguided weirdo who would end up getting trapped in one escape room after another.

There’s a relentless drive to Beyond the Seventh Door’s narrative, one that makes the film easy to watch despite the low budget and the occasionally clunky dialogue. The action stops briefly for a totally out-of-place sex scene but somehow, even that works. I mean, if you’re trapped in a basement with your ex and it’s totally possible that you’re going to be dead within the hour, you might as well. It’s a far more watchable film than it probably has any right to be and the things that make it watchable are exactly the things that no studio would have allowed the filmmakers to get away with, like casting Lazar Rockwood in the lead role. This is an SOV film that actually works.

The TSL Horror Grindhouse: The Phantom of the Opera (dir by Dwight H. Little)


1989’s The Phantom of the Opera opens in what was then-modern day Manhattan.

Christine Day (Jill Schoelen) is a young opera singer who is searching for the perfect audition piece.  Her friend, Meg (Molly Shannon), suggests that she use an obscure opera piece called Don Juan Triumphant.  The opera was written by Erik Destler, a mysterious composer who was accused of murdering several opera singers in the 1800s.  That morbid fact only makes Christine all the more convinced that she should use the piece in her audition and you know what?  I would probably feel the same way.  If nothing else, it would certainly appeal to my subversive side.

Even after Christine imagines seeing blood seeping off the pages of the opera, she remains committed to auditioning with it.  Unfortunately, at the audition, a sandbag falls on her head.  She’s knocked unconscious and, when she wakes up, she finds herself in 1885 London.  She’s an understudy for a diva named La Carlotta (Sharon Lawrence).  Carlotta has skill and technique but her singing lacks emotion.  She hits each note perfectly but she brings no deeper meaning to her performances.  Christine may lack Carlotta’s polish but she sings with emotion.  For that reason, Carlotta is jealous of Christine.  Meanwhile, Erik Destler (Robert Englund), who lives in the sewers of London’s opera house and who wears a mask over his disfigured face, feels that Christine is the only one who can do his work justice and he’s willing to go to any length to make sure that she’s the one who performs on stage.

At the time he made The Phantom of the Opera, Robert Englund was still regularly playing Freddy Krueger.  The film’s version of Erik Destler does owe a bit to Krueger.  Erik is as ruthless as Freddy, he’s good with a quip, he’s just as willing to kill, and, needless to say, he also has a face that will haunt your nightmares.  That said, Erik is also a creative artist, which is something that Freddy never was.  If Freddy was motivated by revenge, Erik is motivated by a desire to see his work come to life the way that he’s always imagined it.  Erik murders to help Christine (regardless of whether or not Chrsitine actually wants the help) whereas Freddy killed because he enjoyed it.  Englund gives a good performance as Erik, occasionally playing the role with the type of broadness that is to expected from a B-horror film but also still offering hints of the artist that Erik once was.  Englund is well-matched with Jill Schoelen, who brings a likable energy to Christine.

Produced by Menahem Golan and Harry Alan Towers, The Phantom of the Opera is an entertaining B-movie, one that is obviously not meant to be taken too seriously.  Director Dwight H. Little keeps the action moving at a steady pace, the sets and the costumes are to die for, the kills are unapologetically bloody, and the film even manages to put an interesting twist on the whole “it was all dream!” thing.  The Phantom of the Opera is an enjoyably macabre showcase for two of the best horror performers of the 80s and 90s, Jill Schoelen and Robert Englund.

 

Judge Dredd (1995, directed by Danny Cannon)


Judge Dredd, the legendary British comic about life in Mega-City One, has twice been adapted for the movies.

In 2012, Pete Travis and Alex Garland teamed up to give us Dredd, a film that starred Karl Urban as Joseph Dredd, the famous helmeted cop who is tasked to serve as judge, jury, and executioner in Mega-City One. Dredd was acclaimed for being an exciting action film that stayed true to the comic’s satiric subtext. Karl Urban was praised for bringing Dredd to life even while wearing the judge’s signature helmet and armor. Of course, another reason Dredd was acclaimed was because it was totally different from the first attempt to turn Judge Dredd into a movie.

In 1995, Sylvester Stallone played the title character in Judge Dredd. “I am the law!” Stallone shouts throughout the film, even while he’s being set up to take the fall for a murder that he did not commit. Working with talkative criminal Fergie (Rob Schneider) and Judge Hershey (Diane Lane), Dredd tries to stop his brother, Rico (Armand Assante), from destroying Mega-City One. Max von Sydow and Jürgen Prochnow appear as other judges, and James Earl Jones provides the opening narration, telling us how society collapsed and a world patrolled by judges arose in its place.

As a film, Judge Dredd is typical of many of the now-forgotten comic book adaptations of the ’90s. Tim Burton’s Batman had made comic book films viable, but they still weren’t taken seriously as anything other than a way to get teenage boys to part with their money. It’s obvious that a lot of time and money went into duplicating the look of the Judge Dredd comic, but far less time was spent on what actually made the comic so successful in the first place. Mega-City One looks great and so does Dredd’s armor. However, Dredd loses both his armor and his trademark helmet early on because he’s being played by Sylvester Stallone, and why would you spend all that money on a star just to hide his face? Unfortunately, once Stallone removes the helmet, the character goes from being Judge Joseph Dredd to just being another generic Stallone action hero. And while the film does feature plenty of humor, it’s self-conscious slapstick as opposed to the sharp satire that distinguished the comic. The performances become more and more cartoonish as the movie plays on. Armand Assante ends up making Schwarzenegger’s turn in Batman & Robin look subtle by comparison.

Director Danny Cannon was reportedly a fan of the original comic, and his original vision for Judge Dredd stuck closer to the source material. However, Sylvester Stallone wanted the film to be more of an action comedy in the style of his previous hit, Demolition Man. (Stallone even brought Rob Schneider over from the previous film.) Cannon’s vision was for a violent, R-rated movie. (The first cut was hit with an NC-17.) Stallone and the studio wanted a PG-13 film, and the end result is a film that does not seem to know what it wants to say or who it was made for. It has enough gunfire and explosions that it’s not a terrible action film, but as an adaptation of Judge Dredd, it’s the pits.

Fortunately, years later, Dredd would come along and set things right.