Happy Birthday in “Bad Guy” Heaven to Henry Silva! 


Henry Silva was born on September 23rd, 1926 and lived all the way up to September 14th, 2022. During his years on earth he played a lot of bad guys in movies. From my growing up years, I remember him in stuff like LOVE AND BULLETS (1979) with Charles Bronson, SHARKY’S MACHINE (1981) with Burt Reynolds, CODE OF SILENCE (1985) with Chuck Norris, and ABOVE THE LAW (1988) with Steven Seagal. These were some of my favorite movies at a time when I was really getting into movies as a teenager. I’ve always considered LOVE AND BULLETS a missed opportunity, because he never fights Charles Bronson. Seriously!! 

Silva got his start playing bad guys very early in his career. I guess he just had the right face for it. An early psychopath performance that I really appreciate came all the way back in 1957, when he played a vicious gunman in Director Budd Boetticher’s THE TALL T. Let’s just say that cute kids are not safe when his character of Chink is around. In a cast that included Randolph Scott, Richard Boone and Arthur Hunnicutt, Silva stood out like a sore thumb. Here’s a scene of Silva shooting the breeze around a campfire while eating some grub. He doesn’t seem like such a bad guy here, which is one of the things that makes him so good in the role… because he’s capable of absolute evil, and not caring one bit about it. Enjoy!

Retro Television Review: The Love Boat 8.13 “Paying the Piper/Baby Sister/Help Wanted”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Wednesdays, I will be reviewing the original Love Boat, which aired on ABC from 1977 to 1986!  The series can be streamed on Paramount Plus!

Welcome aboard!  We’re expecting you….

Episode 8.13 “Paying the Piper/Baby Sister/Help Wanted”

(Dir by Richard Kinon, originally aired on December 1st, 1984)

Cheryl Enicker (Rue McClanahan) is sick of her husband, button manufacturer Harold (Donald O’Connor), taking her for granted.  When she gives him a watch that cost $1,200, Harold points out that, since she gets all of her money from him, he basically bought the watch himself.  Cheryl gets upset and hands Harold an invoice, listing everything that she’s done as a wife and mother for 25 years and demanding that Harold pay her half a million dollars.  That’ll show him!  After the episode, I was kind of of curious as to why the invoice was only for half a million dollars.  It seems like it should have been more.  I did some calculations and discovered that $520,00 in 1980 was the equivalent of $2,000,000 today.  Wow!

Recent high school graduate Patty Springer (Dana Plato) can’t understand why her much older sister, Eleanor (Jaime Lynn Bauer), is freaking out about Patty hanging out with Peter Barkan (Christopher Knight).  Eleanor goes as far as to kiss Peter in order to make Patty think that Peter is cheating on her.  Patty’s mother, Eve (Vera Miles), suggests that Eleanor should tell Patty the truth.  Eleanor isn’t actually Patty’s sister.  Eleanor is …. Patty’s mother!  And Eve is actually Patty’s grandmother.  Needless to say, Patty is shaken by this news but she accepts it by the time the cruise ends.  The Love Boat was only an hour show so most cases of generational trauma had to be resolved fairly quickly.

Kim Carlisle (Michelle Johnson) is the niece of a friend of Captain Stubing’s.  Kim shows up, saying that her uncle said Stubing would find something for her to do on the ship.  Kim goes from department-to-department, screwing things up.  She removes all of the labels from the wine bottles so she can wash them.  She snaps a picture of a man cheating on his wife.  However, when she starts doing aerobics, several passengers join her.  Kim is hired to be the new recreation director and — WAIT A MINUTE!  I thought that was Charo’s job!  Well, apparently, Charo is out and Kim is in.

This cruise was pleasant but forgettable, which seems to be becoming the norm for season 8.  It didn’t take me long to guess the big twist about Eleanor being Patty’s mother.  Poor Dana Plato.  Knowing what I now know about her life and what the future had in store for her adds a definite melancholy feel to this episode.

Review: 100 Bullets Vol. 5 – The Counterfeit Detective


“You don’t need a face to know who you are.” — Agent Graves

With The Counterfifth Detective, Brian Azzarello and Eduardo Risso pull 100 Bullets back toward the kind of hard-boiled detective story its title and visual style have been flirting with since the beginning. The series has spent four volumes building from Agent Graves’s deceptively simple revenge offer into a much wider conspiracy involving the Trust, the Minutemen, and a long list of people carrying old grudges, hidden loyalties, and enough baggage to sink a city block. This fifth collection does not exactly slow that larger story down, but it does give it a tighter, more focused mystery to work through.

The central character is Milo Garret, a Los Angeles private investigator who wakes up in a hospital after what appears to have been a very bad car accident. His face is wrapped in bandages, his memories are incomplete, and his life has somehow become even more miserable than the average 100 Bullets protagonist’s. Naturally, Agent Graves shows up at exactly the moment when Milo is vulnerable, angry, and looking for somebody to blame. Graves gives him the familiar attaché case containing a gun, proof, and one hundred untraceable bullets, then suggests that Milo’s accident may not have been accidental at all.

That setup brings the series back to its original premise, but there is an important difference this time. Milo is not merely an ordinary person presented with a chance to kill the person who ruined his life. He is a detective, or at least he very badly wants to be the kind of detective he has seen in old movies and read about in pulp novels. He drinks too much, gets knocked around constantly, talks like somebody trying to turn every conversation into a Bogart monologue, and keeps walking into dangerous situations because it is what he thinks a real private eye is supposed to do. It would be easy for that to become irritating, but Azzarello makes Milo’s self-conscious noir act part of what makes him interesting.

Milo is clearly performing an identity, even before the story begins questioning whether he really understands his own past. He treats the hard-drinking, wisecracking private detective routine like armor. With his face literally hidden beneath layers of bandages, he has even more reason to cling to the image of who he believes he is. That gives The Counterfifth Detective a stranger and more personal angle than the earlier revenge stories. Milo is not just trying to find out who hurt him. He is trying to find out what he has forgotten, why so many people seem to know more about him than he does, and whether the version of himself he believes in has ever been real.

The title itself is one of those Azzarello word games that sounds like nonsense until the book starts circling around identity, forgery, and false versions of the truth. Milo gets drawn into the search for a stolen painting, but the painting is not simply a MacGuffin to move the plot along. It becomes tied to memory, deception, and the larger secrets that have been buried around the Trust and the Minutemen. Like much of 100 Bullets, the plot does not always hand the reader clean explanations right away. People speak in half-truths, conversations seem to skip over the most important details, and every time Milo gets what looks like an answer, it creates two more questions.

That can make the volume feel deliberately tangled. Azzarello is not writing a traditional detective mystery where every clue fits neatly into place by the final chapter. This is a conspiracy story told from the point of view of a man who has been dropped into the middle of it with a damaged memory and a gun in his hand. Milo is confused because he should be confused. The reader is meant to feel that same instability as the people around him lie, betray each other, disappear, get beaten up, or turn up dead before they can explain what they know.

At the same time, this is one of the more accessible volumes since the early days of the series because Milo gives the story a strong point of view. A Foregone Tomorrow was important for expanding the scope of the Trust and making the Minutemen feel like a real part of the series rather than vague backstory, but it was also intentionally scattered. The Counterfifth Detective still feeds the larger mythology, yet it is built around one man trying to survive one increasingly ugly case. The result feels more focused, even when the actual plot becomes more complicated.

Agent Graves is especially effective here because his role has changed so much from the early volumes. He still presents himself as a man offering someone the tools to take revenge, but it is impossible to see him as a neutral facilitator anymore. Graves knows far more about Milo than Milo does. He is not just giving the detective a choice; he is guiding him toward a confrontation that has clear value in Graves’s wider war against the Trust. The attaché case remains a powerful symbol because it looks like freedom. It promises immunity, a weapon, and a chance to settle the score. But in this series, the case is never really freedom. It is an invitation into Graves’s game.

The presence of Lono also helps give the story some extra menace. Lono is one of the series’ most unnerving characters because he is not merely violent; he seems to enjoy making everybody else feel smaller, dirtier, and more helpless. Whenever he appears, the atmosphere immediately gets worse. He brings a kind of ugly unpredictability that contrasts nicely with Graves’s calm manipulation. Graves always seems like he has calculated the next ten moves. Lono feels like he might wreck the board just to hear the pieces crack.

Risso’s artwork continues to carry an enormous amount of the book’s personality. The bandaged Milo is a great visual creation because he looks both mysterious and ridiculous, like a cheap horror-movie monster trying to pass himself off as a tough guy. Risso finds the humor in that image without undercutting the danger around it. He is also excellent at making Los Angeles feel appropriately worn down and hostile. The city is not glamorous here. It is a place of cheap offices, dim bars, empty roads, battered cars, suspicious hotel rooms, and people who look like they have been awake for three days making terrible decisions.

His use of shadow remains one of the series’ biggest strengths. A room can be almost empty and still feel tense because of the angle of a lamp, the silhouette of somebody standing in a doorway, or the way a character’s face is half-covered by darkness. That visual approach suits a story about missing memories and hidden identities perfectly. Risso rarely needs to make a big flashy gesture to sell danger. Sometimes all it takes is someone sitting too calmly in the wrong place.

Azzarello’s dialogue is still sharp, vulgar, and often very funny in a nasty way. Not every line lands, and the characters can sometimes sound like they are competing to be the most quotable person in the room, but that heightened style has become part of the book’s identity. These are people who use tough talk as a weapon. They insult, threaten, flirt, and lie in the same breath because direct honesty would make them too vulnerable.

100 Bullets Vol. 5: The Counterfifth Detective is a strong installment because it combines the series’ expanding conspiracy with a satisfying noir setup. Milo Garret is not as immediately sympathetic as Dizzy Cordova or as tragically lost as Loop Hughes, but he is a memorable lead precisely because he is such an imperfect version of a classic private eye. He wants answers, revenge, and a sense of control, but the deeper he goes, the clearer it becomes that he may be chasing a life that was invented for him by somebody else.

This is not the cleanest or easiest 100 Bullets volume, and readers looking for every mystery to be fully explained may come away frustrated. But it is stylish, mean, funny, and packed with the kind of uneasy connections that make the larger series addictive. Azzarello keeps tightening the web around Agent Graves, the Trust, and the surviving Minutemen, while Risso makes every page look like it was pulled from the darkest corner of a crime film. By the end, Milo may have found some answers, but like everybody who accepts Graves’s offer, he has paid far more for them than he ever expected.

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Song of the Day: Do It To Me (Once More) by Riz Ortolani


The House on the Edge of the Park (1980, dir by Ruggero Deodato)

Today’s song of the day is a deathless little disco song that comes from the soundtrack of Ruggero Deodato‘s legendarily tacky film, The House On The Edge Of The Park.  This was one of many songs composed by Riz Ortolani, the John Williams of Italian exploitation cinema.

(This is also the song that Giovanni Lombardo Radice was dancing to in today’s scene that I love.)

Scenes That I Love: Giovanni Lombardo Radice Dances in The House on The Edge of the Park


Today, the Shattered Lens celebrates what would have been the 72nd birthday of the great Italian actor (and my friend), Giovanni Lombardo Radice!

I’ve shared this scene before but I’ll happily share it again.  In Ruggero Deodato’s The House On The Edge of the Park, Giovanni Lombardo Radice shows a bunch of rich jerks how he can dance.  Dancing with Radice is his frequent co-star, Lorraine De Selle.  Wearing the yellow suit is the equally iconic David Hess.

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special 2014 Edition


4 Shots From 4 Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!

Today, we pay tribute to the cinematic year of 2018.  It’s time for

4 Shots From 4 2018 Films

Mandy (2018, dir by Pan Cosmatos)

First Reformed (2018, dir by Paul Schrader)

A Quiet Place (2018, dir by John Krasinski)

Mom and Dad (2018, dir by Brian Taylor)

 

Music Video of the Day: Once In A Lifetime by Talking Heads (1981, directed by David Byrne and Toni Basil)


Once In A Lifetime has since become one of the signature tunes of the ’80s but, when the song was first released in 1981, it didn’t even manage to break the top 100 on the US charts, peaking at 103.  (The song did find more success in the UK, where it reached #13.)  At the time, the song was not considered to be “radio friendly.”  Not even the fact that the video was put into heavy rotation during the early days of MTV could change the minds of stubborn programmers who were convinced that the sound of David Byrne considering his life would lead to listeners switching the channel.

The video, which features multiple David Byrnes performing against a white backdrop, was directed by Byrne and the famous dancer/choreographer Toni Basil.  (Basil, of course, had her own hit around the same time with her video for Mickey.)  In the book, MTV Ruled the World – The Early Years of Music Video, Basil discussed making the video with Byrne:

“He wanted to research movement, but he wanted to research movement more as an actor, as does David Bowie, as does Mick Jagger. They come to movement in another way, not as a trained dancer. Or not really interested in dance steps. He wanted to research people in trances – different trances in church and different trances with snakes. So we went over to UCLA and USC, and we viewed a lot of footage of documentaries on that subject. And then he took the ideas, and he ‘physicalized’ the ideas from these documentary-style films … David kind of choreographed himself. I set up the camera, put him in front of it and asked him to absorb those ideas. Then I left the room so he could be alone with himself. I came back, looked at the videotape, and we chose physical moves that worked with the music. I just helped to stylize his moves a little.”

As for the song, Byrne has said that he came up with most of the lyrics while listening to radio evangelists and the song’s plaintive cry of “How did I get here?” should sound familiar to anyone who has ever heard any of the old style preachers going at it.  The song’s signature bassline was developed by Tina Weymouth, who has said that she based it on the sound of her husband (and Talking Heads drummer) Chris Frantz yelling.

As for the song, it may not have charted but it has gone on to become one of the defining songs of the 80s.  The song would also be one of the highlights of the greatest concert film ever made, Stop Making Sense.

Late Night Retro Television Review: Pacific Blue 4.20 “Trust”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Tuesdays, I will be reviewing Pacific Blue, a cop show that aired from 1996 to 2000 on the USA Network!  It’s currently streaming everywhere, though I’m watching it on Tubi.

This week, Cory makes another stupid mistake.

Episode 4.20 “Trust”

(Dir by Terence H. Winkless, originally aired on April 11th, 1999)

When her best friend is murdered, Cory assumes that the killer is her friend’s ex-boyfriend, Mark (Joel Gretsch).  FBI profiler Jerry Beck (Eric Scott Woods) agrees.  In fact, he claims that Mark is a serial killer who has been stalking and killing blondes across the country.  Cory, who blames herself for her friend’s death and who has recently broken up with Bobby Cruz, works with Jerry to try to stop Mark’s reign of terror.  But what if Jerry Beck isn’t who he says he is?  What if the real Jerry Beck was murdered and an imposter took on his identity?

This is one of those episodes where Monica pretty much figures out what’s going on but everyone ignores her because both the characters and the show itself seem to have a bizarre hated for her.  Every episode in which Monica appears seems to feature Monica doing better detective work than everyone else on the bike patrol and getting absolutely no credit for it.  In this case, Cory does eventually admit that Monica was right so I guess that’s progress.

Oh, this was a stupid episode.  Having an FBI profiler turn out to actually be a serial killer isn’t a bad idea but having the killer somehow steal the identity of an actual FBI agent without anyone noticing is one of those things that just asks for too much of a suspension of disbelief.  Having Cory then fall for the fake FBI agent while she’s supposed to searching for the killer of her best friend was just another example of Cory basically acting like an idiot.  That’s been a frequent thing with Cory this season.  It’s odd because Cory used to actually be the smart member of the bike patrol.

While Cory is trying to avenge her friend’s death, Granger hooks up with a woman that he meets online.  Jamie is skeptical that CyberVixen is going to be the next Mrs. Granger.  It’s always funny to me to see television shows that attempted to deal with the Internet in the 90s.  You can always tell that they were written by aging boomers who weren’t quite sure what the Internet was and probably expected it to just be a brief fad.

To me, the funniest moment in this episode was the members of Pacific Blue realizing that Cory was alone with a serial killer so, instead of calling a squad car, they all just hopped on their bicycles and rode over to Cory’s apartment.  I mean, would it kill them to take a car for once?  I imagine they would have gotten over to the apartment quicker.

This episode was pretty dumb.

Retro Television Review: Saved By The Bell: The New Class 2.19 “The Class of 2020”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Tuesdays, I will be reviewing Saved By The Bell: The New Class, which ran on NBC from 1993 to 2o00.  The show is currently on Prime.

“One thing I’ll never forget is when the writers were too lazy to come up with a new episode so we just did a clip show instead….”

Episode 2.19 “The Class of 2020”

(Dir by Don Barnhart, originally aired on November 19th, 1994)

Screech and Belding are making a documentary to put in the time capsule for the class of 2020.  Wow, those 2020 graduates will be amazed to see what the world was like before they were born!

Megan and Bobby are interviewed.  Lindsay and Tommy are interviewed.  Rachel and Brian are interviewed.  There’s a lot of dialogue like “Remember that time we thought we got Mr. Belding fired?” and “I’ll never forget the time my friends helped me out.”  Yep, it’s a clip show.  One of the clips comes from the previous week’s episode.

Two things of note:

One of Lindsay and Tommy’s clips features Weasel and Scott from the previous season.  That makes this episode the only time that anyone during the second season actually acknowledged that Scott, Weasel, and Vicki used to go to Bayside.

Secondly, Rachel and Brian talk about falling in love over the summer at the country club.  But this episode ends with Screech and Belding talking about how Screech’s first year as Belding’s administrative assistant is coming to an end.  None of the students met Screech until he started working as Belding’s administrative assistant, as the start of the school year.  But they all know Screech in the country club episodes.  In fact, Screech is the one who hired them.  So, the country club episodes have to have taken place during the summer after Screech’s first year as Belding’s academic assistant.  So, this clip show apparently includes clips from the future.  Maybe Brian and Rachel are time travelers.

Anyway, it’s a clip show.  Who cares?