Join #MondayMania For The Perfect Nanny!


Hi, everyone!  Tonight, on twitter, I will be hosting one of my favorite films for #MondayMania!  Join us for 20oo’s The Perfect Nanny!

You can find the movie on Prime and then you can join us on twitter at 9 pm central time!  (That’s 10 pm for you folks on the East Coast.)  See you then!

Horror Song of the Day: Ave Satani by Jerry Goldsmith


Today’s horror song of the day is the only hymn to Satan to have been nominated for an Oscar.  From 1976’s The Omen, here is Ave Satani.  Don’t sing along as much as you may be tempted too.  We’ve all seen Hellraiser.

Composed by Jerry Goldsmith, this version of this song was performed by the Tenerife Film Orchestra and Choir.

Horror Scenes That I Love: Vincent Price in Masque of the Red Death


Vincent Price always cited Roger Corman’s Edgar Allan Poe adaptations as being amongst his favorite of the horror films in which he appeared.  In this scene from 1964’s The Masque of the Red Death, Vincent Price delivers a monologue on the meaning of terror as only he could.

4 Shots From 4 Films: October 26th


4 Shots From 4 Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films.  As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films is all about letting the visuals do the talking.

4 Shots From 4 Films

Forbidden Photos Of A Lady Above Suspicion (1970, directed by Luciano Ercoli)

Forbidden Photos Of A Lady Above Suspicion (1970, directed by Luciano Ercoli)

Torso (1973, directed by Sergio Martino)

Torso (1973, directed by Sergio Martino)

Spasmo (1974, directed by Umberto Lenzi)

Spasmo (1974, directed by Umberto Lenzi)

The House With Laughing Windows (1976, directed by Pupi Avati)

The House With Laughing Windows (1976, directed by Pupi Avati)

Monday Live Tweet Alert: Join Us for Psycho Scarecrow!


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in hosting a few weekly live tweets on twitter and occasionally Mastodon.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of Mastodon’s #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We snark our way through it.

Tonight, for #MondayActionMovie, the film will be the SOV classic, Psycho Scarecrow!

If you want to join this watch party, just hop onto Mastodon, pull up Psycho Scarecrow on YouTube, start the movie at 8 pm et, and use the #MondayActionMovie hashtag!

Enjoy!

October Positivity: Chasing Hope (dir by Samuel Joshua)


When Hope Howard (Layla Cushman) discovers that her boss at a medical research company has been overcharging the company for medical supplies, she is promptly fired by Dr. David Jakes (Eric Hanson). Angered over the way she’s been treated and still convinced she can prove that Dr. Jakes was up to something shady, Hope hits the road. She returns to her former hometown and drops in on her way-too-quirky best friend, Stephanie (Allison Grischow). She visits her mother’s grave and then has an awkward encounter with her father (Philip Schaefer), from whom she was once estranged but who is now making an effort to be a better person. She also meets a cute guy (Jason Frederick), and they end up with a sort of Hallmark-like romance going.

Meanwhile, Dr. Jakes is dying. He has a rare form of blood cancer, one that is survivable when you’re young but aggressive when you’re older. He realizes that his only hope is to find someone who survived the cancer as a child and get a blood transfusion from them. With the help of a nerdy but greedy hacker named Dylan (Michael Alan Herman), he tracks down the only possible donor and—OH NO!—it’s Hope!

Now, this might sound like the setup for a really zany Hallmark film, but unfortunately, in 2023’s Chasing Hope, Dr. Jakes is not that nice and Hope is not that forgiving. Dr. Jakes tries to call Hope several times, and she eventually reacts by tossing her phone in a dumpster and then trying to find proof that he’s been stealing money from the company. Eventually, Dr. Jakes resorts to trying to kidnap Hope. If nothing else, this film is a lesson in being polite to people. Seriously, you never know when you might need their blood. If Dr. Jakes had been a little bit nicer when firing Hope or had offered her a better severance package, maybe she would be more willing to give him her blood. It’s hard for me to say because I’ve never actually been fired. When I graduated college, I was hired to be an office administrator by a friend of my mom’s, and I did that until he retired, and there was always kind of an understanding that all I really had to do was show up and stay out of trouble. I think that if I ever had been fired from an actual job, I would be pretty angry. Would I still let the person who fired me die of a rare disease? I’d like to think that I wouldn’t.

This is a faith-based film, though it doesn’t really become obvious how until the final minutes. It feels more like a Lifetime film from the late aughts. It has a strong woman trying to bring down an ungrateful man, a quirky best friend, and a potential romance with a somewhat boring man. Unfortunately, the film itself is not as much fun as the typical Lifetime film. For instance, the quirky friend is actually a bit too quirky, and by the third time she’s said something inappropriate, you’re kind of over her. Hope herself isn’t always that sympathetic, if only because she keeps dragging everyone else into her personal drama. Like, seriously, Hope, not everyone wants to risk dying just because you’re unemployed.

Oh, this movie made me happy that I’ve never had a real job.

Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi: The Next Generation 3.16 “Take On Me”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sunday, I will be reviewing the Canadian series, Degrassi: The Next Generation, which aired from 2001 to 2015!  The series can be streamed on YouTube and Tubi.

This week, Degrassi does detention.

Episode 3.16 “Take On Me”

(Dir by Philip Earnshaw, originally aired on February 16th, 2004)

One Canadian Saturday, Jimmy, Hazel, Sean, Toby, and Ellie all find themselves serving detention while Mr. Raditch works out in the gym. Sean has detention for talking back to Raditch. Jimmy and Toby have detention for hacking into the school’s computer system to change one of Jimmy’s grades. Hazel was caught looking at porn in her computer class. Ellie says that she has detention because she skipped class, but actually, she’s there because she’s gathering information for a story about the thefts at Degrassi. She has a tape recorder in her backpack and is recording every conversation. By the end of detention, Raditch has realized that he was apparently being too hard on his students (because who hasn’t tried to hack into their school’s system, right?), Hazel and Jimmy are dating, Sean and Ellie are dating, and Toby …. well, Toby doesn’t really get much of anything out of the experience. The show’s writers had obviously run out of things for Toby to do.

This is the famous Breakfast Club episode of Degrassi, and it’s one of those homages that people either love for its sincerity or dislike for how obvious it makes everything. I’ve always liked this episode, and I actually reviewed it a few years ago. My feelings haven’t really changed since I wrote that first review, so I won’t rehash it all here. I will say that, when I rewatched this episode, I did find myself cringing a little more than usual at how thoroughly it rips off The Breakfast Club. The scene where Sean says that he doesn’t join groups is a bit overwritten. That said, Stacey Farber and Daniel Clark had such a natural chemistry that, even after all these years, I still find myself wondering how different Degrassi would have been if the show had made Ellie and Sean into a couple earlier than it did. After all the drama with Manny’s pregnancy and Rick putting Terri into a coma, this episode provided a nice relief and a reminder that serving detention can be fun as long as you have the right attitude.

I still like this episode, even if Mr. Raditch’s decision to let everyone leave early still doesn’t make any sense. Most schools would have expelled Jimmy and Toby for doing what they did. Seriously, they were getting off easy with one day of detention!

Lisa Marie’s Week In Review: 10/19/26 — 10/25/26


It’s almost time for Halloween!  This upcoming week, we will be wrapping up another Horrorthon and celebrating another holiday.  I hope everyone has enjoyed October so far.  I am proud of the TSL Crew and the great work they’ve done this year!

Here is my week in review:

Films I Watched:

  1. Airplane! (1980)
  2. American Anthem (1986)
  3. Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
  4. Captives (1988)
  5. The Card Player (2003)
  6. Carnival of Souls (1962)
  7. Christine (1983)
  8. The Creeping Terror (1964)
  9. Curse of the Stone Hand (1965)
  10. DNA (1996)
  11. Dracula (1931)
  12. Escape From Terror: The Terese Stamper Story (1995)
  13. Frankenstein (1931)
  14. Frankenstein Meet The Wolf Man (1943)
  15. The Giant Spider Invasion (1975)
  16. Greetings (1968)
  17. The Groundhog’s Day Massacre (1986)
  18. Horror of Dracula (1958)
  19. The Invisible Man (1933)
  20. The Killer Downstairs (2019)
  21. The Little Shop of Horrors (1960)
  22. Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
  23. The Mummy (1932)
  24. One Body Too Many (1944)
  25. Psycho (1960)
  26. Pursuit to Algiers (1945)
  27. The Raven (1963)
  28. Sleepless (2001)
  29. The Wolf Man (1941)

Television Shows I Watched:

  1. The Amazing Race
  2. Bar Rescue
  3. Barney Miller
  4. Diff’Rent Strokes
  5. In Search Of
  6. Night Flight
  7. Survivor
  8. Thriller

Links From Last Week:

  1. Three Great Horror Films Include Satan’s Baby And A Poltergeist – It’s The “P – Q – R” Of Shocktober!
  2. Never forget that you were WILD once.

News From Last Week:

  1. Actor Tom Skerritt Dies At 93
  2. Film Critic Ann Hornady Dies At 66

Links From The Site:

  1. Arleigh wrote about when the familiar turns savage!
  2. Arleigh reviewed Critters,Clayface, The Complex, Below, The Fog,Raw, One Rainy Night, We Are What We Are, Ladies’ Night, Martyrs, The Girl Next Door, Tenebris Somnia, and The Totem!
  3. Brad reviewed The Hunt,Breakdown, Raising Cain, Monkey Shines, The Hand,Too Scared To Scream, and Freddy’s Nightmares!
  4. Case reviewed Like New,Hands Off, Polaroid, Monitor, Look Up, Delivered, and The Call!
  5. Erin asked if you were ready for the World Series and congratulated the Rays, the Brewers, and the Brewers again!
  6. Erin shared the Many Faces of Dracula and Frankenstein, reminded us that it was 6 days til Halloween!  She shared a duck-filled moment, a profile of John Walter Scott, a profile of Gabriel Mayorga, and the Weird Covers of Mally and RLM!
  7. Jeff reviewed A Good Marriage,The Langoliers, Idle Hands, Paranormal Activity, Paranormal Activity 2, Paranormal Activity The Ghost Dimension, Paranormal Activity Next of Kin, The Wolverine, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, and X-Men: The Last Stand!
  8. I shared 6 Horrific Trailers, a blast from the past
  9. I reviewed Degrassi, Crime Story, CHiPs, Saved By The Bell: The New Class, Pacific Blue, The Love Boat, 1st & Ten, The Twin Detectives, Hunter, St. Elsewhere, Sledge Hammer, Baywatch, Saved By The Bell, and Homicide!
  10. I reviewed 77 Chances, A Father’s Fight,Victory by Submission, The Incredible Shrinking Man, Reggie’s Prayer,Welcome to Paradise, The Order of Rights, Old Rugged Cross, The Stay Awake, Death By Dialogue, Piranha II, Center Stage For Murder, Amish Stud, Daughter of Dracula, and The Blair Witch Project!

Live Tweets:

  1. DNA
  2. The Killer Downstairs
  3. The Creeping Terror
  4. The Giant Spider Invasion
  5. The Raven

4 Shots From 4 Films:

  1. October 25th
  2. October 24th
  3. October 23rd
  4. October 22nd
  5. October 21st
  6. Bela Lugosi
  7. Tor Johnson

Scenes That We Love:

  1. Night of the Living Dead
  2. Inferno
  3. A River Runs Through It
  4. Zombi 2
  5. A Field In England
  6. Bride of Frankenstein
  7. Dracula
  8. The Unearthly

Songs Of The Day:

  1. Clint Mansell
  2. The Vampires’ Sound Incorporation
  3. Claudio Simonetti
  4. Ray Parker Jr.
  5. Bauhaus
  6. Bernard Herrmann
  7. Giorgio Moroder and David Bowie

Music Videos Of The Day:

  1. Alice Cooper
  2. Goblin
  3. Metallica
  4. Iron Maiden
  5. Kim Carnes
  6. Dead Can Dance
  7. Smashing Pumpkins

 Artworks of the Day:

  1. Clues Detective Stories
  2. Death Has Deep Roots
  3. The Tomb of Dracula
  4. Thrilling Mystery
  5. Giant-Size Chillers
  6. Horror Stories
  7. Dime Mystery Magazine

Horrors On The Lens:

  1. The Creeping Terror
  2. Manos the Hands of Fate
  3. Attack of the Giant Leeches
  4. Dementia 13
  5. The Beach Girls And The Monster
  6. Snowbeast
  7. The Horror At 37000 Feet
  8. Baffled
  9. It Conquered The World
  10. Little Shop of Horrors
  11. Phantom Ship
  12. The Devil Bat
  13. Mesa of Lost Women
  14. Beast of Yucca Flats

Horrors On TV:

  1. In Search Of Learning ESP
  2. Thriller 2.2o
  3. In Search Of The Mummy’s Curse
  4. Thriller 2.19
  5. In Search of The Magic of Stonehenge
  6. Thriller 2.17
  7. In Search of Jack the Ripper
  8. Thriller 1.28
  9. In Search of the Bermuda Triangle
  10. Thriller 1.8
  11. In Search of Dracula
  12. Thriller 1.1
  13. In Search of Atlantis
  14. Freakylinks 1.13

Click Here For Last Week!

Horror on TV: Thriller 2.20 “The Hollow Watcher” (dir by William F. Claxton)


Here’s one final episode of Thriller for this October’s horrorthon!

In this episode, we learn what happens when you stuff a dead body in a scarecrow.  The scarecrow stalks you!

Seriously, scarecrows are so freaky.