Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi: The Next Generation 3.1 “Father Figure: Part One”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sunday, I will be reviewing the Canadian series, Degrassi: The Next Generation, which aired from 2001 to 2015!  The series can be streamed on YouTube and Tubi.

This week, we start season 3!

Episode 3.1 “Father Figure: Part 1”

(Dir by Bruce MacDonald, originally aired on September 17th, 2003)

The third and fourth seasons of Degrassi: The Next Generation were Degrassi at its best so, over the upcoming year, we’ve got a lot to look forward to.  Unfortunately, though, we have to start things off with some Emma drama.

The season premiere finds Emma in a bad mood.  Yeah, that’s a shock, right?  Emma was always in a bad mood.  This time, she does have a somewhat legitimate grievance, even if, as usual, she seems to be totally unaware that other people have lives that don’t necessarily revolve around whatever she’s upset about at the moment.  Her mother has always refused to tell Emma much about Shane McKay.  Emma’s only memory of her father is visiting him in a clinic and Spike telling him that he couldn’t be a part of Emma’s life.  Emma thinks that Shane was a doctor.  Of course, all of us veteran Degrassi watchers know the truth.  Shane McKay was a flakey high school student who suffered brain damage when he dropped acid and fell off a bridge.

Sean, quite sensibly, says that maybe Emma should just let it go for a bit, seeing as how she actually has a nice home and mother and stepfather who love her.  (Emma often seems to forget that Sean has essentially been abandoned by his entire family.)  Sean also points out that Spike is pregnant and doesn’t need the extra pressure of Emma constantly losing her temper.  Realizing that Sean is making too much sense, Emma instead partners up with Craig and tracks down Shane.  As the episode ends, she discovers that Shane (played by Jonathan Torrens) is living in an assisted living facility,

While all of that is going on, Paige is freaking out because of the location of her locker.  Spinner makes a series of deals which leads to him eventually convincing new student Chris Sharpe (Daniel Keith Morrison) to trade lockers.  Chris’s locker is located in Degrassi’s best hallway.  Paige is happy about that.  But the locker still looks old and dingy.  Paige would rather have Jimmy’s locker.  Good luck with that, Paige.  Despite agreeing to set aside their differences at the last school dance, Jimmy is back to hating Spinner.

This episode also features the return of Caitlin Ryan, who comes back Toronto for Spike’s baby shower.  (The creepy Farrell twins show up too.  AGCK!)  Caitlin meets Joey’s new girlfriend, realtor Sydney (Elisa Moolecherry).  Before realizing who Sydney is, Caitlin rambles on about how she and Joey have such a complicated romantic history.  This was the episode in which Caitlin was suddenly changed from being a level-headed professional woman to a neurotic klutz who continually got into awkward situations.

This is a two-part episode.  We’ll conclude the story of Shane McKay next week!

Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi: The Next Generation 2.22 “Tears Are Not Enough: Part Two”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sunday, I will be reviewing the Canadian series, Degrassi: The Next Generation, which aired from 2001 to 2015!  The series can be streamed on YouTube and Tubi.

This week, the second season comes to an end.

Episode 2.22 “Tears Are Not Enough: Part Two”

(Dir by Philip Earnshaw, originally aired on February 23rd, 2003)

As would become a tradition on Degrassi, the season ends with a dance and a character having a breakdown.

In this case, the dance is Hawaiian-themed.  And Craig is the one who has the breakdown, shortly after he and Ashley are named the King and Queen of Degrassi.  When he thinks he spots his dead father in the back of the gym, Craig tries to talk to him.  Unfortunately, the man turns out to just be a teacher and not the ghost of Craig’s abusive dad.  Soon, Craig is ripping down streamers.  Finally, Terri talks to Craig.  She lost her mother so she understands what he’s going through.  So, if nothing else, at least Terri finally got to do something this season.

Meanwhile, Spinner and Jimmy finally get over being mad at each other.  They bond over getting defeated by Craig.  Paige and Hazel are also dissappointed about not winning Queen of the Dance.  The lesson here is that the sympathy vote rules and everyone felt sorry for Craig.  Ashley was just along for the ride.

For a Degrassi season finale, this was something of a low-key affair.  I get that the season began with Craig so it also had to end with him but it’s still hard not to feel a bit underwhelmed by the whole thing.  Craig spends this episode going from one extreme to another.  First, he acts like he doesn’t care that his father is dead.  Then, he starts to laugh like a maniac at his father’s funeral.  And then he ends up begging a stranger for his approval.  Jake Epstein got a chance to show off what a good actor he is but still, it didn’t reveal much that we didn’t already know about Craig.  Fortunately, us Degrassi fans know what’s waiting for everyone during seasons 3 and 4.  We’re about to start peak Degrassi!

I’m taking next week off for the 4th of July so we will start on season 3 of Degrassi on July 12th.

Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi: The Next Generation 2.21 “Tears Are Not Enough: Part One”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sunday, I will be reviewing the Canadian series, Degrassi: The Next Generation, which aired from 2001 to 2015!  The series can be streamed on YouTube and Tubi.

This week, we’ve got the first part of the second season finale!

Episode 2.21 “Tears Are Not Enough, Part One”

(Dir by Philip Earnshaw, originally aired on February 16th, 2003)

Another school year is coming to an end.  It’s time for the final school dance!  But first, JT needs to pass his final exams.  Liberty agrees to tutor JT on the condition that he take her to the dance.  JT accepts and, in the end, he resists the temptation to ask Paige to the dance because “Liberty’s my date.”

Well, that’s good.  This episode allows us to see how the JT/Liberty romance started.  Of course, we all know that JT will eventually get Liberty pregnant and then get hooked on pills.  Fortunately, JT will survive the inevitable overdose.  Unfortunately, two seasons after that overdose, JT will be murdered outside of Liberty’s birthday party.

Hmmm …. maybe JT should have asked Paige to the dance.

However, all of this is just the B-plot.  The main plot of this episode features Craig’s father (Hugh Dillon) trying to reeneter his life.  Craig’s father swears that he’s learned the error of his ways.  He’s taken classes to learn how to control his temper.  He wants Craig to come and live with him and, with Joey struggling with money, Craig is tempted.  Or, at least, Craig is tempted until he shows up late for dinner with his father and his father responds by hitting Craig in the face and then speeding off in his car.

Craig returns home and tells Joey that he wants Joey to adopt him.  Then the police show up.  Craig thinks that his father called them but it turns out that they are there to let Joey know that Craig’s father died in an auto accident.  Given how abusive Craig’s father was, you might think this is good news.  However, those of us who have binged this show more than once know that this is going to lead to Craig having a breakdown in two seasons and a cocaine addiction in three.

Seriously, things got dark!

Despite the Liberty/JT subplot, I like this episode.  To be honest, I like almost all of the Craig episodes.  He was an interesting character and Jake Epstein was one of the better actors on the show.  Even though I already know what waits in the future, I’m still looking forward to watching the second part of Tears Are Not Enough.

Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi: The Next Generation 2.17 “Relax”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sunday, I will be reviewing the Canadian series, Degrassi: The Next Generation, which aired from 2001 to 2015!  The series can be streamed on YouTube and Tubi.

This week, it’s all about uniforms and palms.

Episode 2.17 “Relax”

(Dir by Laurie Lynd, originally aired on August 8th, 2003)

Eh, it’s a Liberty episode.

Liberty is upset when she doesn’t make the girls’ hockey team.  However, she is appointed to be their equipment manager and, as was always the case with Liberty, she immediately allows the least bit of power and responsibility to go to her head.  Realizing that the girls need new uniforms, Liberty goes to Joey Jeremiah and asks him to sponsor them.  Joey is willing …. except, he’s already sponsoring the boys’ team and he can’t afford to sponsor both.  Liberty challenges the boys’ team to a game.  The winner gets Joey’s sponsorship.

Needless to say, Coach Liberty (she puts on a cape to make sure everyone knows that she’s in charge) pushes the girls too hard and forgets that sports should be fun.  At halftime, the girls tell Liberty that they’ll only continue playing if Liberty isn’t out on the court.  Liberty agrees.  The girls don’t win but Joey is so impressed with their determination that he sponsors them anyway.  It would be nice to say that Liberty learns a lesson from all this but I’ve binged Degrassi enough times to know that Liberty never learns a lesson from anything.

Meanwhile, Terri freaks out when she misreads Paige’s palm and becomes convinced that Paige is going to die.  Paige takes advantage of the situation.  Good for Paige.  Terri has never been particularly intelligent but this episode takes the proverbial cake.

Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi: The Next Generation 2.12 and 2.13 “White Wedding”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sunday, I will be reviewing the Canadian series, Degrassi: The Next Generation, which aired from 2001 to 2015!  The series can be streamed on YouTube and Tubi.

It’s a nice day for a white wedding!

Episodes 2.12 and 2.13 “White Wedding”

(Dir by Bruce McDonald, originally aired on January 6th, 2003)

Snake and Spike get married!

Of course, there’s some drama on the way.  How much drama?  Let’s count.

  1. Spike discovers that she’s pregnant and doesn’t tell Snake because she’s not sure if she wants to keep the baby.
  2. Emma is upset when she finds out that Spike is thinking about getting an abortion.  She’s even more upset when her perm goes terrible wrong and she ends up looking like Harpo Marx.
  3. Lucy and Caitlin show up to help Spike get ready for the wedding.
  4. Joey throws a bachelor party for Snake.  Craig suggests that Joey should hire a stripper, despite Snake not wanting a stripper.  Joey agrees because he thinks it will be funny.
  5. Why did Craig suggest that Joey hire a stripper?  Because JT and Toby begged him to.  However, when JT and Toby dress up like they’re on Miami Vice and show up for the bachelor party, Joey tells them to go home.
  6. Mr. Raditch shows up for the bachelor party.  “Oh, cheese balls!” he says when he looks at the food that’s been laid out.
  7. Emma tells Snake that Spike is pregnant.  Snake gets mad that Spike didn’t tell him.
  8. Spike tells Emma that it’s her right to get an abortion if she chooses and then says that she’s not going to make the same mistake twice.  Uhmmm …. wow, Spike.  That’s a really stupid thing to say to your daughter.
  9. Emma eventually forgives Spike.  I would not.
  10. Eventually, with everyone at the church waiting, Spike and Snake talk and decide to keep the baby.  Then, they get married!
  11. Manny invites Sean to the wedding.  Emma freaks out and Manny has to retract the invitation.  But then Emma eventually invites Sean herself.  At the end of the episode, at the reception, Emma and Sean have their first kiss.  Apparently, it was Miriam McDonald’s first kiss as well.  Awwww!

This episode is classic Degrassi.  It’s also one of the best-known episodes because Nickelodeon used to repeat it constantly.  Yay for Snake and Spike!  And yay for Emma!  Who wouldn’t want their single mother to marry one of their teachers?

Okay, I don’t think anyone would want that.  Still, it worked out well for the show.

Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi: The Next Generation 2.10 “Take My Breath Away”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sunday, I will be reviewing the Canadian series, Degrassi: The Next Generation, which aired from 2001 to 2015!  The series can be streamed on YouTube and Tubi.

Whatever it takes, I know I can make it through….

Episode 2.10 “Take My Breath Away”

(Dir by Stefan Scaini, originally aired on December 9th, 2002)

How you respond to this episode depends on how much you know about what’s eventually going to happen to the students at Toronto’s Degrassi Learning Center.

When watched for the first time, it seems like a sweet episode about how crushes can hurt and how they can also pay off.  Ellie has a crush on Marco and, after discovering that he likes Edward Gorey just as much as she does, Ellie starts to send him anonymous rhyming emails.  However, Hazel also likes Marco and Marco thinks that Hazel is the one sending him the emails.  Marco thinks this despite Hazel having never shown any poetic ability and also despite the fact that he just sat down at lunch and discussed Edward Gorey with Ellie!

When Marco receives an anonymous email telling him to meet his crush at the Zen Garden, Marco is shocked to discover Ellie waiting for him.  Ellie assumes Marco is disappointed and runs away.  Marco later tracks Ellie down and reveals that he wasn’t disappointed at all.  Marco and Ellie are now a couple!

Meanwhile, Craig and Manny go on their first date.  Craig wants to see a movie.  Manny gets excited when she sees a rather childish carnival.  Manny later tells Emma and Liberty that the date was wonderful and that she and Craig are totally in love.  Craig tells Spinner and Jimmy that the date was awkward and that Manny is still too immature for him.  Craig says that Manny reminds him of his five year-old half-sister, Angela.  (Angela was played by Alexa Steele, Cassie Steele’s real-life sister.)

The episode ends with Manny telling Craig that he shouldn’t talk to Ashley and asking him what they’re doing on Friday night.  Craig replies that they’re not doing anything because he doesn’t like Manny.  AGCK!

Again, it’s a good episode.  The contrast between Craig’s recollection of the date and Manny’s version is genuinely amusing.  Meanwhile, Ellie finally gets a boyfriend….

Of course, veteran Degrassi watchers know that Marco is both gay and deeply closeted and that he’s destined to hurt Ellie before becoming her best friend.  (Ellie was always way too forgiving.)  Meanwhile, Craig and Manny are going to end up together, with Craig first getting Manny pregnant and then, several seasons later, introducing her to cocaine.  Craig is also going to nearly kill Joey while having a manic episode before breaking Ashley’s heart and nearly driving Ellie to suicide in Los Angeles.  Yikes!

This is a cute episode that, for veteran Degrassi watchers, is decorated with red flags.

Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi: The Next Generation 1.2 “Mother and Child Reunion: Part 2”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sunday, I will be reviewing the Canadian series, Degrassi: The Next Generation, which aired from 2001 to 2015!  The series can be streamed on YouTube and Tubi.

This week, Snake shows that whatever it takes, he’s going to make it through.

Episode 1.2 “Mother and Child Reunion: Part 2”

(Dir by Bruce McDonald, originally aired on July 1st, 2002)

Snake threatens to kill a guy in this episode!

Now, to be clear, the guy in question definitely had it coming.  While Spike enjoyed her class reunion, Emma snuck out of the house, went down to a hotel, and waited for Jordan.  Sitting in the lobby, she was approached by Mr. Nystrom (Jeff Gruich), who claimed to be Jordan’s teacher.  Mr. Nystrom, who was carrying a pizza box, invited Emma upstairs to meet with Jordan.  Emma followed him but, once she stepped into his hotel room and discovered that there weren’t any environmentally-minded teens around, Emma realized that there was no Jordan and “Mr. Nystrom” was actually the person who had been e-mailing her.

Fortunately, Manny, Toby, and JT figured out that Emma had gone out to meet Jordan so they hacked her e-mail (Emma’s password was “Pogues,” after Spike’s favorite band) and found out what hotel “Jordan” was staying at.  They then ran to the Degrassi Community School and found Spike and Snake dancing at their reunion.  They told Spike and Snake where Emma was.  Spike and Snake then went to the hotel and Snake banged on the door until Mr. Nystrom answered.

(Oddly, neither one of them appeared to have called the cops on the way over to the hotel.)

While Spike ran into the room to get her daughter, Snake grabbed Mr. Nystrom, pinned him against the wall, and threatened to “snap (his) neck.”  And I have to say that, as dorky as Archie “Snake” Simpson may usually be, that was pretty freaking hot.

Meanwhile, at the reunion, Joey heard Keith talking to Allison Hunter about how he wasn’t sure he actually wanted to marry Caitlin.  That led to Joey getting into a brawl with Keith while Caitlin was giving her “most distinguished alumni” speech.  Caitlin broke up with Keith and she and Joey reconciled.  It wasn’t the first time that they reconciled and it won’t be the last.

At the house, Emma apologized for panicking Spike and then added, “Like you’ve never made a mistake?  Like having me!”  Wow, that’s …. kind of sad.  Spike assures Emma that becoming a mom at the age of 14 was not a mistake.  However, sneaking out to meet a guy you’ve never met is definitely a mistake!  What Spike doesn’t mention is that this could have all been avoided if Emma wasn’t so obsessed with protecting the environment.

Next week: the school year begins!  Hopefully, Emma will have learned her lesson about getting involved in the environmental movement.

(Spoiler: She won’t.)

Retro Television Review: Degrassi High “School’s Out”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sunday, I will be reviewing the Canadian series, Degrassi High, which aired on CBC and PBS from 1989 to 1991!  The series can be streamed on YouTube and Tubi

School’s out!  What does the future hold for the students of Degrassi High?

“School’s Out”

(Dir by Kit Hood, originally aired on January 5th, 1992)

The series finale of Degrassi High left viewers with a few unanswered questions, particularly concerning the future of Joey and Caitlin’s relationship.  Indeed, when the series ended, the majority of the characters still had another year left in high school.

School’s Out, a television movie that aired on CBC Television in 1992, was an attempt to bring closure to the Degrassi story.  Starting with everyone but the perennially academically challenged Joey Jeremiah graduating, School’s Out deals with the final summer before everyone leaves for college or adulthood.  Joey asks Caitlin to marry him and, when she says she’s not sure that she’s ready, he instead cheats on her with Tessa Campanelli.  Joey loses his virginity to Tessa.  Caitilin eventually loses her virginity to Joey (and, at the time, assumes that she’s his first as well).  Snake does not lose his virginity over the summer and spends almost the entire film in a funk about it.  Wheels becomes an alcoholic and ends up in prison after he crashes his car and kills a kid.  Lucy, who was Wheels’s passenger, ends up blind and crippled.  Simon and Alexa finally get married.  Snake, meanwhile, drops the first F-bomb ever heard on Canadian television.  Caitlin drops the second.  “You were fucking Tessa Campanelli!?” As for Tessa, she ends up pregnant, has an abortion, and then apparently hops on a bus and vanishes.

Things got dark!

I’ve already reviewed School’s Out once.  It’s not only a classic Degrassi film but it’s a great teen film period.  Rewatching it, I truly was struck by just how incredibly dark things got in School’s OutDegrassi High had its share of dark moments but never to the extent as seen in School’s Out.  I mean, Wheels’s goes to prison!  Watching Degrassi High over the past few months, it was easy to see that Wheels was destined to eventually end up in some sort of trouble.  He was too angry and too self-centered and not willing to take responsibility for his actions.  There was a reason why, even before the events in School’s Out, Snake was distancing himself from his former friend.  Still, Wheels is a character who grew up over the course of the show.  It’s still strange to think that the quiet “good kid” from Degrassi Junior High eventually grew up, developed a drinking problem, killed a child, and was sentenced to prison.  As easy as it is to dislike Wheels, it’s still hard not to mourn who he could have been if a few things had just gone differently in his life.

That actions have consequences has always been one of the main themes of Degrassi.  By lying and cheating on Caitlin, Joey not only loses the love of his life (albeit temporarily) but Tessa herself is left to suffer alone.  Lucy, with a brilliant future ahead of her, makes the decision to get into a car being driven by the drunk Wheels and, when we last see her, she’s in a hospital bed and unable to see.  School’s out and sadly, the students at Degrassi High can no longer escape the real world consequences of their actions.

School’s Out was meant to bring closure to Degrassi.  And it did, for nearly ten years.  Of course, all good things come back to life.  Degrassi: The Next Generation would premiere in 2001.  We’ll start looking at it next week.

Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi High 2.13 “One Last Dance”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sunday, I will be reviewing the Canadian series, Degrassi High, which aired on CBC and PBS from 1989 to 1991!  The series can be streamed on YouTube and Tubi

Degrassi High comes to a close.  Here’s the final time we’ll be hearing this theme song.

Episode 2.13 “One Last Dance”

(Dir by Kit Hood, originally aired on February 11th, 1991)

With the end of term approaching, the students of Degrassi High are shocked to hear that their school will be closing.  The next year, everyone will be split up and going to different schools.  Lucy may have just been elected president of the student council but she’s never going to take office.

It’s sad news but at least the students get one last dance.

Joey and Caitlin finally get back together as the series come to a close, dancing in Degrassi’s gym.  Upon hearing some students discussing the rumor that one of their classmates is HIV+, an angry Dwayne finally admits that it’s him.  His “friend” Nick (George Chaker) refuses to speak to him.  His other friend, Tabby (Michele Johnson-Murray), finally gets over her fear and shares a dance with him.  Snake dances with Michelle.  Wheels shows up to the dance and I’m going to assume that he’s no longer homeless.  Arthur — remember when this show was all about Arthur? — is spotted dancing with someone.  The camera pans over all of the students in the school’s gym, sharing some final moments as they prepare to end one chapter of their life and start another.  It’s a low-key but effective ending for the show.  It helps that the we’ve gotten to know the characters so well.  Degrassi High didn’t need to burn down the school to have an effective ending.  It just needed to get everyone together in the gym.

However, it was not the end of the franchise, not hardly.  A year after Degrassi High ended, School’s Out would air and our characters would be given temporary (and, in some cases, rather tragic) closure.  I’ll take a second look at School’s Out next Sunday. And then, a decade or so later, a new generation would become students at Toronto’s most famous learning center.  Degrassi: The Next Generation is coming soon!

Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi High 2.12 “Three’s a Crowd”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sunday, I will be reviewing the Canadian series, Degrassi High, which aired on CBC and PBS from 1989 to 1991!  The series can be streamed on YouTube and Tubi

This week, the formal is approaching,  Spike needs a date and so does Snake.

Episode 2.12 “Three’s A Crowd”

(Dir by Philip Earnshaw, originally aired on February 4th, 1991)

The graduation formal is approaching!  Spike has got a crush on Snake (who has finally returned to school after finding Claude’s body).  When Spike asks Snake out, he says yes.  Yay!  But then Spike overhears Michelle asking out Snake and Snake explaining that he would love to go with her but he already said yes to Spike (who he considers to be just a friend).  Spike makes up a lie about having “a family thing” the same night as the dance so that Snake can go with Michelle.

How sad!

This is a minor episode of Degrassi High but it’s significant to those of us who discovered Degrassi by watching The Next Generation.  We know that Spike and Snake are eventually going to get married and Snake is going to become Emma’s stepfather.  (Three year-old Emma makes an appearance in this episode, encouraging her mom to not be depressed.)  As sad as it is to see Spike overhear Snake talking about how much he likes Michelle, we know that Spike and Snake are eventually going to end up together as adults.  Of course, by that point, Spike will be known as Christine and Snake will be known as Archie.

While Snake and Spike were dealing with the realities of high school attraction, Tessa was falling for Yick Yu despite the fact that she was already dating Alex.  Dorothy (Annabelle Waugh) told Tessa that she had to tell Alex the truth.  Tessa couldn’t bring herself to do it but Yick, thinking that Tessa and Alex were broken up, told Alex that he didn’t mean to make Tessa dump him.  Alex confronts Tessa.  Tessa says, “I hope we can still be friends.”  “I don’t see how,” Alex replies.  OUCH!

And again, this is a storyline that means a lot more if you know what’s going to happen in the future.  Tessa may like Alex now but, in just a year, she’s going to get impregnated by Joey Jeremiah and then run away from Toronto, never to be seen again.

Degrassi’s about to get dark!

Next week, Degrassi High comes to an end.  Don’t worry, though.  Degrassi will go on forever.