October Truer Crime: Escape From Terror: The Theresa Stamper Story (dir by Michael M. Scott)


First aired in 1995, Escape From Terror stars Maria Pitillo as Theresa Stamper. When the film begins, Theresa is a naive 23-year-old woman who lives in Oklahoma with her mother (Cindy Williams). She gets a job working as a secretary for Paul Stamper (Adam Storke), the owner of Stamper Oil Company. She soon becomes more than just Paul’s secretary. At first, Paul is charming. He’s a little rough around the edges and he’s quick to get jealous, but Theresa just tells herself that Paul is under a lot of stress and that she can fix whatever’s wrong with him.

Paul and Theresa get married in Las Vegas and things quickly go downhill. Paul becomes physically abusive, along with being emotionally manipulative. He fires her from her job because no wife of Paul Stamper is going to work, especially not where other men can look at her. Theresa continues to tell herself that Paul is just under stress. Everyone else tells her that Paul is clearly on drugs and they point out that he always wears long sleeves, even in the Oklahoma heat. When Theresa eventually catches Paul hanging out at a bar and shooting up heroin in the bathroom, he proceeds to beat her badly enough to send her to the hospital. When Theresa takes her daughter and leaves Paul, Paul goes crazy and shoots her new boyfriend.

Paul goes on the run. Eventually, he’s arrested and convicted, but he manages to escape from prison and then he disappears. Five years later, Theresa starts to get threatening calls and realizes that, wherever he is, Paul is still obsessed with her. What can Theresa do?

How about telling her story to Unsolved Mysteries?

Escape From Terror was produced by Unsolved Mysteries, so it shouldn’t be a surprise when a good deal of the film’s final moments is dedicated to showing just how efficiently the show and its audience were able to track down Paul Stamper. Sheriff Bill Douglas (Brad Dourif), who has been manning the Unsolved Mysteries phone lines, tells everyone in the studio to quiet down after word comes in that Paul has been arrested. “I’ve got one more call to make,” he says.

And yes, it would be tempting to call this movie out for mythologizing the people who produced it, but the fact of the matter is that it is a true story and the real Paul Stamper actually was arrested (and subsequently sentenced to 35 years in prison) after Unsolved Mysteries aired a story about him, so the show is probably justified in patting itself on the back. It’s kind of like America’s Most Wanted. As easy as it was to occasionally make fun of the show, it did work.

As for the movie, it’s actually not bad. I’ve spent enough time in rural Oklahoma that the film seems very familiar to me. Maria Pitillo and Adam Storke gave good performances as Theresa and Paul, with Adam Storke doing an especially good job of capturing Paul’s manipulative nature. It was also nice to see Brad Dourif playing a sympathetic character. Dourif may have made his name playing bad guys, but in this film, he’s the ideal small-town lawman.

I might binge Unsolved Mysteries after Horrorthon is over. Who knows? Maybe one of my older neighbors has been on the run since the ’90s. There’s really only one way to find out!

October On Lifetime: The Killer Downstairs (dir by Tony Dean Smith)


In this 2019 Lifetime film, Cindy Busby stars as Allison. Allison spent a lot of money on law school, but she hasn’t been able to get a job with a top-rated firm. Instead, she’s working at a grocery store that is definitely not meant to be Target, despite the fact that it looks like Target and all of the employees appear to be wearing blue versions of the Target uniforms.

Despite having a low-paying job and what one can only assume is a mountain of student debt, Allison lives in a mansion. One of the most comforting things about Lifetime films is that, no matter how bad life gets, everyone can still always afford to live in a giant house with a really impressive kitchen. (This is why I’m a capitalist.) Still, Allison could use a little extra money to help pay the bills, so she puts her basement up for rent on MiCassaSuCasa.com.

Soon, she gets a tenant. James (Marcus Rosner) is handsome, sensitive, and in need of companionship after his divorce. James is the type of guy who will show up at work and save you from your obnoxious boss while still finding time to make you a fabulous dinner. He seems like he’s perfect, but, of course, this is a Lifetime film, so no one has any excuse to be shocked when James starts planting secret cameras all over the house. James is clever enough to worm his way into Allison’s life and to start to win her heart, but he’s not smart enough to turn off his laptop whenever he leaves the basement. Nor does he really seem to be prepared for Allison’s best friend, Sarah (Donna Benedicto), and her skill at doing Google searches. That said, James does manage to kill a few people without anyone noticing him lurking around beforehand, and he also sabotages Allison’s upcoming interview with a law firm. What is James’s plan?

The Killer Downstairs is a typical Lifetime film, in that the plot depended upon Allison being way too trusting and James being way too eager to try to take over her life. If you’ve watched enough of these films, you’ll be able not only to guess exactly who James is going to kill but also when he’s going to do it. Unfortunately, Allison has never watched a Lifetime film and, as such, she’s noticeably slow to consider that maybe it’s the mysterious new guy in her life who is disrupting everything. Maybe it’s due to the fact that I spent several years as an office administrator for an actual attorney, but there’s absolutely nothing about Allison that suggests she would be a particularly good lawyer. Even before James shows up, she seems to be a bit scatterbrained. Ultimately, the message of this film becomes that some people are just meant to work in a grocery store, but that’s okay because they can still live in a mansion with a really nice kitchen. In the end, isn’t that what life is all about?

The Films of Dario Argento: The Card Player


In 2004’s The Card Player, a serial killer is haunting the streets of Rome. He’s abducting women and then taunting the police by demanding that they play online poker with him. If the police win a hand, the woman goes free. If the police lose, the woman is tortured and killed on a webcam. Unfortunately, it turns out that the police are lousy at playing poker. Actually, they’re lousy at just about everything. Whenever I watch The Card Player, I find myself imagining that I’m watching an episode of Law & Order: Remedial Police Unit. That’s a spin-off from the original Law & Order. It features incompetent, poorly trained detectives who are constantly forgetting to Mirandize suspects. I’m surprised that no one else has ever seen it.

There are two cops who are slightly competent. Anna Mari (Stefania Rocca) is the daughter of a man who wrote a book about how to play poker. (Hey, that might be helpful!) John Brennan (Liam Cunningham) is a tough Irish cop who is sent to Italy after the Card Player kills two British tourists. While the rest of the police force stands around and stares at the office computer all day, Anna Mari and Brennan actually try to track the killer down.

Oh, The Card Player. This film is often cited as being Dario Argento’s worst. To be honest, I think that’s a bit of an overreaction. The film’s not so much bad as it’s just kind of boring. It plays out like a police procedural and there’s little of Argento’s signature visual flair. There are way too many shots of people staring at screens with serious expressions on their faces. Like so many other directors before him, Argento struggles to find a way to make watching someone else play an online game interesting. Eventually, the police do win a hand and I cringed as all of the extras in the police station broke out into cheers. It felt corny and a bit silly. It definitely did not feel like Argento.

That said, the murders are memorably gruesome and the scenes where the bodies are recovered and then examined in the morgue are pure nightmare fuel. Argento tosses in a dancing coroner who takes way too much pleasure in discussing things like the cause of death. The sight of the coroner dancing brings to mind the moment in Tenebrae where John Saxon is stabbed in public and none of the witnesses seem to be particularly disturbed. There’s a chilling callousness to the moment and a reminder of why Argento often portrays insects as being more trustworthy and empathetic than humans. Stefania Rocca gives a good performance in a role that was originally meant to be played by Asia Argento. Liam Cunningham is today known more for his political vacuousness than his acting talent but he’s still believably rugged and cynical as Brennan.

Finally, the film’s depiction of online poker is very much a late-90s version of the Internet. Everything loads slowly, the graphics are awkward and stiff, and the whole thing projects a feeling of “Can you believe people actually pay for this?” Seen in 2026, it’s actually kind of charming. The old internet was so dorky that it was impossible not to love it.

The Card Player is pretty forgettable, especially when compared to Argento’s earlier films or, for that matter, a film like Sleepless. It’s not as bad as some say but it’s definitely not top-rate Argento.

The (Reviewed) Films of Dario Argento:

  1. The Bird With The Crystal Plumage
  2. Cat O’Nine Tales
  3. Four Flies on Grey Velvet
  4. Deep Red
  5. Suspiria
  6. Inferno
  7. Tenebrae
  8. Phenomena
  9. Opera
  10. Two Evil Eyes
  11. Trauma
  12. The Stendhal Syndrome
  13. The Phantom of the Opera
  14. Sleepless
  15. Dracula 3D (Reviewed by Brad Crain)

6 Argento Trailers For October 26th


Today’s edition of Lisa Marie’s Favorite Grindhouse Trailers features some of my favorites from Dario Argento!

Deep Red (1975)

Inferno (1980)

Tenebrae (1983)

Phenomena (1985)

Opera (1987)

Trauma (1993)

What do you think, Trailer Kitties?

 

by Erin Nicole

I agree, Mom Cat!  Those trailers aren’t meant for kittens!

Film Review: Body Double (dir by Brian De Palma)


Rumor has it that Brian De Palma’s motivation for directing 1984’s Body Double was that he was angry with the MPAA. After being forced to (unfairly, in his opinion) recut almost all of his previous films to avoid an X-rating, De Palma decided to make a film that was actually worthy of an X. It would feature the bloodiest and most sexually suggestive murder that he had filmed up to that point. Because a good deal of the film would deal with the adult film industry and would co-star Melanie Griffith as an actress named Holly Body, the film would be full of nudity. The film would even feature Frankie Goes to Hollywood performing their then-controversial hit song, “Relax.” De Palma said that the film would be a “real X,” and, indeed, it was rated X when it was first submitted. De Palma later said that he actually only had to cut a few seconds of nudity to get an R-rating, which was quite a contrast to what he went through with his previous films. The nudity was cut. The scene of Deborah Shelton getting murdered by a killer with a very phallic drill was untouched, just in case you were wondering about the MPAA’s priorities.

Body Double stars one of my favorite underrated actors, Craig Wasson. Wasson plays Jake Scully, a struggling actor with extreme claustrophobia. When he freezes up while lying in a coffin, Jake is fired from the vampire film in which he’s appearing. Jake’s friend, Sam Bouchard (Gregg Henry), takes some pity on him and arranges for Jake to housesit a luxurious apartment. Sam points out that, every night, Jake’s neighbor appears to dance naked in her apartment. Jake becomes obsessed with Gloria Revelle (Deborah Shelton) and starts to follow her across Los Angeles. (That Jake remains likable even after he watches her shop for underwear is a testament to Wasson’s amiable screen presence.) Jake realizes that he’s not the only one following Gloria. After a man who appears to be extremely scarred snatches Gloria’s purse, Jake chases after him. Jake doesn’t catch the man because his claustrophobia acts up when he has to run through a tunnel. But Gloria shares an impulsive kiss with him before leaving. Later that night, Jake looks into Gloria’s apartment and witnesses her being murdered by the man who earlier stole her purse….

Jake’s investigation into Gloria’s death leads him into the world of adult films and body doubles. In a typical De Palma twist, it also leads to Jake becoming a better actor as he’s forced to take on different identities and lie about his intentions. He meets Holly Body, an actress he’s shocked to discover he’s seen before.

Body Double is one of those De Palma films that seem to divide people. Viewers either love the twisty plot, the elaborate set pieces, and the deliberate homages to Hitchcock or else they find it all to be terribly self-indulgent. This film is De Palma at his most stylish. When Gloria and Jake kiss, De Palma doesn’t just show us the kiss. Instead, the camera spins around them and, for a few moments, De Palma’s thriller becomes a grand romance. There’s a dark sense of humor running through Body Double and, again, how one reacts to it will depend on how much one is already on De Palma’s wavelength. Just as Blow Out ended with Travolta finding the perfect scream, Body Double ends with Jake learning how to stay in the coffin until the director yells “Cut!” Big tragedies lead to small victories.

I have to admit that the first time I saw Body Double, I was a little bit annoyed with it. Every time that I started to get invested in the story, De Palma would launch into another lengthy set piece that ultimately seemed to be designed to remind me that it was just a movie. On repeat viewings, though, I’ve come to appreciate the film’s dark humor and the performances of Wasson, Griffith, and Gregg Henry. Now, I can appreciate the film for what it is, an exercise in glorious style and excess. Body Double is De Palma paying tribute to the masters (like Hitchcock) while also telling an unapologetically sordid story. De Palma’s real X holds up well.

 

Film Review: Blow Out (dir by Brian De Palma)


Before the shouting starts, allow me to say that I fully understand that 1981’s Blow Out is not a horror film .… or at least, it isn’t in the traditional way. It’s a conspiracy thriller starring John Travolta as Jack Terry, a Philadelphia sound technician. While recording outside sounds, he witnesses a car careen off a bridge and crash into a creek. Though the driver is killed in the crash, Jack is able to pull the car’s passenger, an escort named Sally (Nancy Allen), out of the water. Later, Jack learns that the driver was Governor George McRyan, a presidential candidate. And when Jack listens to his tapes of the crash, he becomes convinced that he can hear someone shooting out one of the tires.

So, yes, the film is definitely a conspiracy thriller, one that owes quite a bit to the lore surrounding the Kennedys. Jack’s sound tape and the later discovery that a sleazy guy with the unforgettable name of Manny Karp (Dennis Franz) filmed the accident bring to mind the Zapruder film and the ongoing debate about what it showed and didn’t show. (Watching the film, one is reminded that it took several years for people to acknowledge that a key moment in the Zapruder Tape was actually shown in reverse when it was first released to the public.) The crash into the creek brings to mind the night that Ted Kennedy drove off a bridge at Chappaquiddick and left Mary Jo Kopechne to die while he returned to his hotel and got some sleep. There were some conspiracy theorists who claimed that the accident was actually the result of an attempt on Ted’s life. (It’s always interesting how Chappaquiddick is described as being a Kennedy tragedy when, in actuality, Mary Jo Kopechne is the one who died and Ted was the one reelected to the Senate.) Just a year before Blow Out was released, Ted Kennedy ran for President and discovered that voters outside of Massachusetts actually did care about what he did at Chappaquiddick. Meanwhile, director Brian De Palma’s interest in the Kennedy assassination could be traced all the way back to Greetings and Gerrit Graham’s performance as a conspiracy-obsessed hipster.

That said, Blow Out is definitely horror-adjacent. The film opens with footage from a believably bad slasher film called Co-Ed Frenzy. The footage makes use of all the expected slasher tropes, from the prowling camera to the gratuitous nudity to the death of a voyeuristic extra. But it falls apart during the inevitable shower scene, when it turns out that the actress cannot scream. It’s a reminder that the violence in horror movies is not real. Instead, it’s carefully choreographed and edited to keep the viewer uneasy. Jack is ordered to record the perfect scream to fool viewers into thinking the horror is real. Jack manages to do so, but at a terrible cost. The scream works in the film. The spell that the film puts over the audience will not be broken. But Jack will never be able to listen to his work.

The film also features John Lithgow as Burke, one of the cruelest villains to be found in De Palma’s entire filmography. Burke knows that he has to kill Sally to cover up the assassination of Governor McRyan but, rather than just kill her, he first kills several women who resemble her so that Sally will be viewed as just being the latest victim of the Liberty Bell Strangler. John Lithgow is a terrifying murderer because he’s so casual about it. For him, it’s just a part of the job. Ever since I saw Blow Out for the first time, I automatically get uneasy whenever John Lithgow shows up in a movie. In a film full of good performances, John Lithgow is terrifying.

Blow Out is a stylish film, which should come as no surprise given that it was directed by Brian De Palma. De Palma goes as far as to create a fictional holiday—“Liberty Day”—so that he can fill the climax with red, white, and blue. The celebrations, which are meant to commemorate the ringing of the Liberty Bell, provide a joyous contrast to the darkness that defines the worlds of the film’s characters. Like the best conspiracy thrillers, Blow Out is drenched in an atmosphere of paranoia. No one can be trusted, and the scariest thing isn’t that people don’t know the truth. It’s that they don’t want to know. And while this theme was undoubtedly something that De Palma carried into the ’80s from the ’60s and the ’70s, it feels even more relevant today as we’re continually told that we shouldn’t still be thinking about the excesses and secrets of the COVID era.

So no, Blow Out is not a horror film.

But it’s definitely scary.

Horror Film Review: Psycho (dir by Alfred Hitchcock)


Just the thought of reviewing Psycho is intimidating.

In the past, I’ve reviewed all of the sequels. I even reviewed a few episodes of Bates Motel. But I’ve avoided reviewing the original 1960 film because I wasn’t sure that there was much left for me to really say about it. It’s one of those films that has been endlessly analyzed. It’s also one of those films that is so famous and which has been imitated so many times that even people who haven’t seen Psycho know what the film is about. Everyone knows about the shower scene. Everyone knows about the twists that took audiences and critics by surprise in 1960. No one is shocked by the revelation about the true nature of Norman Bates and his mother anymore. In fact, most people are more likely to be surprised by Simon Oakland’s hammy performance as the psychiatrist than they are by the ending.

And indeed, probably the best thing that we can say about Psycho is that it still works even when the big twists are no longer a surprise. Janet Leigh’s performance as Marion Crane still holds up as one of the best recorded on film. Even before she arrives at the Bates Motel, we’re scared for her. She spends the first half of the film fleeing Phoenix with an envelope full of stolen cash. Everyone she meets on her journey, from the suspicious highway patrolman (Mort Mills) to the too-eager car salesman (John Anderson), comes across as being a threat. Of course, the bigger threats are the voices in her head as she imagines how people are going to react to her actions. When we hear the patrolman interrogating the salesman, are we hearing an actual interrogation or are we just hearing what Marion fears is happening? We don’t really know and neither does Marion. As played by Janet Leigh, Marion is both a femme fatale (that black bra after she steals the money!) and a relatable and frustrated single woman wondering if she’s waited too long to live her own life (that hotel room with John Gavin’s Sam Loomis!). She’s not a master criminal. She’s someone who did something impulsive and fears she’ll be punished for it.

Ironically, Marion’s murder in the shower has nothing to do with the money. When Norman is cleaning up the motel room afterwards, he picks up the newspaper in which Marion hid the money and tosses it into the trunk of her car. Everyone who comes after Marion assumes that Norman knew about the money, but Norman has no idea what they’re talking about. The money itself seems like such a petty thing. The money was stolen from an oilman (Frank Albertson, who also played Sam Wainwright in It’s a Wonderful Life) who confesses that he has a lot more hidden away. Sam’s claim that he can’t marry Marion because he doesn’t have the financial resources feels more like an excuse than a reason. When private detective Milton Arbogast (Martin Balsam) disappears, the sheriff (John McIntire) initially assumes that he stole the money for himself. Marion’s sister Lila (Vera Miles) assumes that Norman stole the money because his motel was struggling. Norman doesn’t care about the money. He sends the money (and Marion’s car) to the bottom of a nearby swamp and he does so in such a casual manner that there’s little doubt it’s not the first time. All Norman cares about is protecting his mother. And all his mother cares about is protecting Norman….

Everyone knows about the shower scene but what makes Psycho truly memorable are the little moments. I love Pat Hitchcock’s performance as Marion’s co-worker. “He was flirting with you. I guess he must have noticed my wedding ring,” is one of the best lines ever written and/or delivered. I love the taciturn sheriff and his oddly cheerful wife (Lurene Tuttle), the one who whispers “in bed.” I love the wonderfully passive-aggressive scenes between Arbogast and Norman. Martin Balsam and Anthony Perkins were two veterans of the New York stage and one can tell that they enjoyed bouncing lines off of each other. I even love John Gavin’s somewhat stiff performance as Sam Loomis. People tend to criticize Gavin but his stolid screen presence provides a nice contrast to Perkins’s nervous Norman. Psycho is a film that creates its own little world and Sheriff Chambers and Sam and Lila and Arbogast all come across as if they have (or, at least, had) lives outside of what we see in the film. Of course, Janet Leigh and later Anthony Perkins both dominate the film and indeed, Anthony Perkins, who had been a romantic lead up until Psycho, never escaped the shadow of Norman Bates. (Perkins was the first and really the only choice for the role, though Hitchcock was willing to offer it to Dean Stockwell if, for some reason, Perkins refused to play Norman.)

Oh, but the shower. You can’t talk about Psycho without talking about the shower, can you? It’s still a frightening scene, even when you know it’s coming. For Marion, the shower is more than just a shower and as someone who loves to take long showers, I always feel like I know exactly how she’s feeling. She’s decided to return to Phoenix and face the consequences. She’s washing away her guilt and her fear and, being in a motel room with a locked door, she has every reason to believe that she’s safe. But she’s not. We already know that she’s not because we’ve already seen Norman peeping in on her. (As disturbing as Norman’s peeping is, it’s not that much different from what the film’s audience was doing to Janet Leigh during the film’s opening scenes.) Marion discovers the danger too late. I find the scenes of Norman cleaning up the room to be even more unsettling, if just because he’s so professional about it. He knows exactly what to do, which lets us know that this isn’t the first time someone has died in that room. Marion, who we’ve just spent nearly an hour getting to know, is wrapped up in plastic and dumped in the back of her car and the audience is reminded that, when one’s physical life is over, it’s over.

66 years after it was first released, Psycho is still one of the greats.

 

Bonus Horror on the Lens: How To Make A Monster (dir by Herbert L. Strock)


You’ve seen I Was A Teenage Werewolf….

You’ve watched I Was A Teenage Frankenstein….

Now, it’s time to watch How To Make A Monster!

Released in 1958, How To Make A Monster is a clever little horror satire from American International Pictures in which the stars of Teenage Werewolf and Teenage Frankenstein are hypnotized into believing that they actually are the monsters that they played!  The main culprit is a movie makeup artist (Robert H. Harris) who has been deemed obsolete by the new bosses at AIP.

Be sure to watch for the finale, which features cameo appearances from several other AIP monsters!  And read my full review of the film by clicking here!

Bonus Horror On The Lens: I Was A Teenage Frankenstein (dir by Herbert L. Strock)


From 1957, it’s I Was A Teenage Frankenstein!

This film was produced as a direct result of the box office success of I Was A Teenage Werewolf.  Just as in Teenage Werewolf, Whit Bissell plays a mad scientist who makes the mistake of trying to play God.  (He also makes the mistake of keeping an alligator in his lab but that’s another story.)  The end result …. Teenage Frankenstein!

The makeup on the Teenage Frankenstein is probably the best thing about this film.  If nothing else, this film features a monster who actually looks like he was stitched together in a lab.

Enjoy and please be sure to read my full review!

Horror On The Lens: I Was A Teenage Werewolf (dir by Gene Fowler, Jr.)


 

1957’s I Was A Teenage Werewolf combines two genres that were very popular in the late 50s.

On the one hand, it’s a film about a teenage rebel.  Tony Rivers (Michael Landon) is a teenager that means well but he keeps losing his temper.  If he can’t learn to control his anger, he could very well be looking at a life behind bars.

On the other hand, it’s also a horror film.  When Tony visits a hypnotist (Whit Bissell), the end result is Tony turning into a werewolf and going on a rampage, all while still wearing his letterman jacket.

All in all, this is a pretty fun little movie.  You can check out my review of it by clicking here.

And you can watch the movie below!