Catching Up With The Films of 2024: Megalopolis (dir by Francis Ford Coppola)


It’s hard to know where to really start with Megalopolis.

Directed, written, produced, and financed by Francis Ford Coppola, Megalopolis takes place in an alternate version of the United States of America.Ā  In this alternative world, New York is called New Rome and it is dominated by a handful of wealthy families.Ā  Former District Attorney Franklyn Cicero (Giancarlo Esposito) has been elected mayor.Ā  Everyone seems to hate Cicero and the character tends to come across as being a bit whiny so you really do have to wonder how he got elected in the first place.

Cicero is obsessed with the powerful Crassus-Catallina family, which is headed by banker Hamilton Crassus III (Jon Voight).Ā  Hamilton’s nephew is Cesar Catallina (Adam Driver), a brilliant architect who won a Nobel Prize for inventing a type of invisible material.Ā  Ever since Cesar’s wife vanished under mysterious circumstances, a cloud of scandal has hung over Cesar’s name and with that scandal has come popularity with both the masses and the tabloid press.Ā  When Cesar was tried for murder, the prosecutor was Franklin Cicero.Ā  Cesar was acquitted but he now spends his time drinking and mourning his wife.Ā  Cesar also has the power to stop time for everyone but him.Ā  Why he has this power and how he came to possess it is never made clear, though Cesar compares it to the way that a great painter or writer can capture one moment for eternity.

Cesar is driven through the rainy streets of New York by his chauffeur, Fundi Romaine (Laurence Fishburne).Ā  Fundi also serves as the film’s narrator, ruminating about how the Roman Empire eventually became a victim of its own decadence.Ā  Just in case the viewer somehow doesn’t pick up on the fact that the movie is comparing modern America to ancient Rome, Fundi informs us of this fact.Ā  Thanks, Fundi!

After Cesar publicly denounces Cicero’s plans to turn New Rome into a casino, Cicero’s daughter Julia (Nathalie Emmanuel) decides to take a break from decadent partying to follow Cesar around and try to discover whether or not he actually murdered his wife.Ā  Julia discovers that Cesar is not only still mourning his wife but she also witnesses him stopping time.Ā  Soon, Julia is working for Cesar’s design firm.Ā  At some point, she and Cesar become lovers.

Meanwhile, Cesar’s former lover, Wow Platinum (Aubrey Plaza), has married Crassus and is plotting to take control of his bank.Ā  Working with Wow is Cesar’s buffoonish cousin, Clodio Pulcher (Shia LaBeouf), who organizes the angry citizens of New Rome into a mob that threatens the safety and power of both Cicero and Cesar.Ā  “Make Rome Great Again,” a sign reads at one of Clodio’s rallies, just in case anyone was missing Coppola’s point.

Clodio is obsessed with destroying Cesar.Ā  First, he frames Cesar for deflowering New Rome’s vestal virgin, the singer Vesta Sweetwater (Grace VanderWaal).Ā  Then, he sends a 12 year-old assassin after Cesar.Ā  Cesar fears that he’s lost his ability to stop time.Ā  Julia falls more and more in love with him.Ā  Cicero gets booed everywhere he goes and, after his fixer (Dustin Hoffman) is mysteriously killed, he finds himself helpless against Clodio’s mob.Ā  Can Cesar be convinced to abandon his self-pity long enough to stand up to Clodio?

And what about the Russian spy satellite that just crashed into New Rome?Ā  Who will rebuild the city?

And …. well, let’s just say that there’s a lot going on in New Rome.

Francis Ford Coppola originally came up with the idea for Megalopolis in 1977 and he spent decades trying to bring the film to the big screen.Ā  Eventually, Coppola ended up producing and financing the film himself.Ā  From 2023 to the the day of the film’s Cannes premiere, the trade papers were full of stories about how difficult the production had been, with the underlying theme being that everything was Francis Ford Coppola’s fault and that the movie would be an unmitigated disaster.Ā  (In the coverage found in both Variety and The Hollywood Reporter, there seemed to be a good deal of hostility directed at Coppola’s decision to work outside of the Hollywood system.)Ā  Disgruntled members of the crew complained that Coppola was an undisciplined director who spent most of the production high.Ā  A half-baked attempt to generate a #MeToo scandal around the film made it obvious that Coppola had burned a lot of bridges with both Hollywood and the media.Ā  The film was released to critical derision and poor box office returns.Ā  Coppola is 85 years old and it’s entirely possible that Megalopolis will be his final film.

Critics be damned, I liked the majority of Megalopolis.Ā  Though the film may be thematically and narratively incoherent, it is a feast for the eyes and it’s hard not to respect the fact that, in this age of overwhelming conformity, Coppola brought his own unique vision to the screen.Ā  There are a few moments of genuinely macabre beauty to be found in the film.Ā  When the Russian satellite crashes into New York, we don’t see the impact but, on the city walls, we do see the shadows of people screaming in fear.Ā  When a drunk Cesar is driven through New Rome, he sees gigantic statues stepping off of their bases and slumping to the ground, exhausted with being on display.Ā  Coppola films New Rome like a beautiful, open-air prison.Ā  It’s an amazing view but don’t even think about trying to escape.Ā  The scenes in New Rome’s Coliseum are filled with an epic yet seedy grandeur.Ā  At times, the film’s scenes seem to be almost randomly assembled, leaving us to wonder if we’re seeing the past, the present, or maybe just something that Cesar is imagining in his head.

What is the film actually about?Ā  It’s not always easy to say.Ā  Even in his best films, Coppola has had a tendency to be self-indulgent.Ā  Sometimes, that self-indulgence pays off.Ā  Though few would admit it now, The Godfather Part II is one of the most self-indulgent films ever made.Ā  But it’s also brilliant so it doesn’t matter.Ā  However, with Megalopolis, it’s hard not to feel that this film was such a passion project for Coppola that he didn’t stop to consider whether or not he really had anything new to say.Ā  Megalopolis is hardly the first film to compare the supposed decline of America to the fall of the Roman Empire.Ā  As much as I enjoyed the film’s visuals, I cringed at the film’s ending.Ā  One can only imagine how a past Coppola collaborator like John Milius would have reacted to a bunch of children reciting a pledge to take care of the “one Earth.”

It’s a random film, one in which plot points are raised and often quickly abandoned.Ā  At one point, Cesar starts to recite Hamlet’s famous “to be or not to be” soliloquy.Ā  The cast is huge and everyone seems to be acting in a different movie.Ā  Surprisingly enough, neither Esposito nor Adam Driver are particularly believable in their roles, though I think that has more to do with the film’s loose narrative structure than anything else.Ā  Shia LaBeouf is convincingly feral as Clodio while Jon Voight seems to be having fun as the wealthy and crude Crassus.Ā  The best performance in the film comes from Aubrey Plaza, who plays her role like a vampish femme fatale who has somehow found herself in a science fiction story.Ā  Plaza holds nothing back with her performance and she actually manages to bring some genuine human emotion to Coppola’s surreal epic.

Megalopolis is a monument to self-indulgence but it’s always watchable.Ā  Coppola may not know what he’s trying to say but he captures the surreal beauty that comes from getting trapped in one’s own imagination.Ā  Megalopolis is not a film for everyone but I’m glad it exists.Ā  At a time when artistic freedom seems to be under constant attack, it’s hard not to be happy that Coppola did things his way.

Anora Wins In Philadelphia


On the 21st, the Philadelphia Film Critics Circle named Anora the best film of 2024.

Best Film
Winner:Ā ANORA
Runner-Up:Ā THE BRUTALIST

Best Director
Winner:Ā Sean Baker – ANORA
Runner-Up:Ā RaMell Ross – NICKEL BOYS

Best Actress
Winner:Ā Mikey Madison – ANORA
Runner-Up:Ā Demi Moore – THE SUBSTANCE

​Best Actor
Winner:Ā Adrien Brody – THE BRUTALIST
Runner-Up:Ā Hugh Grant – HERETIC

Best Supporting Actress
Winner:Ā Margaret Qualley – THE SUBSTANCE
​Runner-Up:Ā Aubrey Plaza – MEGALOPOLIS

​Best Supporting Actor
Winner:Ā Kieran Culkin – A REAL PAIN
Runner-Up:Ā Guy Pearce – THE BRUTALIST

Best Screenplay
Winner:Ā ANORA
Runner-Up:Ā NICKEL BOYS

Best Score/Soundtrack
Winner:Ā THE BRUTALIST
Runner-Up:Ā DUNE: PART TWO

Best Directorial Debut
Winner:Ā Vera Drew – THE PEOPLE’S JOKER
Runner-Up:Ā India Donaldson – GOOD ONE

Best Breakthrough Performance
Winner:Ā Mikey Madison – ANORA
Runner-Up:Ā Yura Borisov – ANORA

Best Cinematography
Winner:Ā NOSFERATU
Runner-Up:Ā THE BRUTALIST

Best Documentary
Winner:Ā SUPER/MAN: THE CHRISTOPHER REEVE STORY
Runner-Up:Ā WILL & HARPER

​Best Foreign Film
Winner:Ā ALL WE IMAGINE AS LIGHT
Runner-Up:Ā THE SEED OF THE SACRED FIG

Best Animated Film
Winner:Ā MEMOIR OF A SNAIL
Runner-Up:Ā FLOW

Best Ensemble
Winner:Ā ANORA
Runner-Up:Ā CONCLAVE

The Elaine May Award – For a deserving person or film that brings awareness to a story from a woman’s perspective
Winner:Ā THE SUBSTANCE

The Cheesesteak AwardĀ (Sponsored by Philips Steaks)
Winner:Ā THE FALL GUY
Runner-up:Ā THE BEEKEEPER

Sing Sing Wins In San Diego


Yesterday, the San Diego Film Critics Society named Sing Sing the best film of 2024!Ā  All of the winners and nominees can be found below!

Best Picture
ANORAĀ (1st RUNNER UP)
CHALLENGERS
CONCLAVEĀ (2nd RUNNER UP)
DUNE: PART TWO
SING SING (WINNER)

Best Director
Brady Corbet – THE BRUTALIST
Coralie Fargeat – THE SUBSTANCE
Denis Villeneuve – DUNE: PART TWOĀ (WINNER)
Edward Berger – CONCLAVE
Greg Kwedar – SING SINGĀ (RUNNER UP)

Best Actor
Adrien Brody – THE BRUTALISTĀ (1st RUNNER UP)
Colman Domingo – SING SINGĀ (WINNER)
Daniel Craig – QUEERĀ (2nd RUNNER UP)
Ralph Fiennes – CONCLAVE
TimothĆ©e Chalamet – A COMPLETE UNKNOWN

Best Actress
Amy Adams – NIGHTBITCHĀ (RUNNER UP)
Cynthia Erivo – WICKED
Demi Moore – THE SUBSTANCE
Marianne Jean-Baptiste – HARD TRUTHSĀ (WINNER)
Mikey Madison – ANORA

Best Supporting Actor
Clarence Maclin – SING SING
Denzel Washington – GLADIATOR IIĀ (RUNNER UP)
Guy Pearce – THE BRUTALIST
Kieran Culkin – A REAL PAINĀ (WINNER)
Stanley Tucci – CONCLAVE

Best Supporting Actress
Ariana Grande-Butera – WICKEDĀ (WINNER)
Danielle Deadwyler – THE PIANO LESSON
Jessie Buckley – WICKED LITTLE LETTERS
Joan Chen – DÌDIĀ (RUNNER UP)
Natasha Lyonne – HIS THREE DAUGHTERS

Best Comedic Performance
Aubrey Plaza – MY OLD ASS
Channing Tatum – DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE
June Squibb – THELMAĀ (WINNER)
Michael Keaton – BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICEĀ (RUNNER UP)
Ryan Gosling – THE FALL GUY

Best Youth Performance (For a performer under the age of 18)
Alisha Weir – ABIGAIL
Alix West Lefler – SPEAK NO EVILĀ (RUNNER UP)
Elliott Heffernan – BLITZ
Izaac Wang – DÌDIĀ (WINNER)
Katherine Mallen Kupferer – GHOSTLIGHT

Best Original Screenplay
Coralie Fargeat – THE SUBSTANCE
Jesse Eisenberg – A REAL PAIN
Justin Kuritzkes – CHALLENGERSĀ (RUNNER UP)
Rose Glass and Weronika Tofilska – LOVE LIES BLEEDING
Sean Baker – ANORAĀ (WINNER)

Best Adapted Screenplay
Chris Sanders – THE WILD ROBOT
Clint Bentley, Greg Kwedar – SING SINGĀ (WINNER)
Denis Villeneuve, Jon Spaihts – DUNE: PART TWOĀ (RUNNER UP)
Malcolm Washington, Virgil Williams – THE PIANO LESSON
Peter Straughan – CONCLAVE

Best First Feature (Director)
Anna Kendrick – WOMAN OF THE HOUR
Dev Patel – MONKEY MAN
Rachel Morrison – THE FIRE INSIDE
Sean Wang – DÌDIĀ (RUNNER UP)
ZoĆ« Kravitz – BLINK TWICEĀ (WINNER)

Best Documentary
DAUGHTERSĀ (RUNNER UP)
MUSIC BY JOHN WILLIAMS
SUGARCANE
SUPER/MAN: THE CHRISTOPHER REEVE STORYĀ (WINNER)
WILL & HARPER

Best Animated Film
FLOWĀ (WINNER)
MEMOIR OF A SNAIL
TRANSFORMERS ONE
WALLACE & GROMIT: VENGEANCE MOST FOWL
THE WILD ROBOTĀ (RUNNER UP)

Best Foreign Language Film
ALL WE IMAGINE AS LIGHTĀ (WINNER)
THE GIRL WITH THE NEEDLE
NO OTHER LAND
THE SEED OF THE SACRED FIG
VERMIGLIO

Best Editing
Hansjƶrg Weißbrich – SEPTEMBER 5Ā (WINNER)
Joe Walker – DUNE: PART TWO
Kathryn J. Schubert – BLINK TWICE
Marco Costa – CHALLENGERSĀ (RUNNER UP)
Sean Baker – ANORA

Best Cinematography
Alice Brooks – WICKED
Greig Fraser – DUNE: PART TWO
Jarin Blaschke – NOSFERATUĀ (WINNER)
Pat Scola – SING SING
StĆ©phane Fontaine – CONCLAVEĀ (RUNNER UP)

Best Production Design
Craig Lathrop, Beatrice Brentnerova – NOSFERATUĀ (1st RUNNER UP)
Judy Becker – THE BRUTALIST
Nathan Crowley – WICKEDĀ (WINNER)
Patrice Vermette – DUNE: PART TWOĀ (2nd RUNNER UP)
Suzie Davies – CONCLAVE

Best Visual Effects
ALIEN: ROMULUS
DUNE: PART TWOĀ (1st RUNNER UP)
KINGDOM OF THE PLANET OF THE APESĀ (2nd RUNNER UP)
NOSFERATU
THE SUBSTANCEĀ (WINNER)

Best Costume Design
Colleen Atwood – BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE
Jacqueline Getty, Rainy Jacobs – THE LAST SHOWGIRLĀ (RUNNER UP)
Jacqueline West – DUNE: PART TWO
Lisy Christl – CONCLAVE
Paul Tazewell – WICKEDĀ (WINNER)

Best Sound Design
A QUIET PLACE: DAY ONE
ALIEN: ROMULUS
CIVIL WARĀ (RUNNER UP)
DUNE: PART TWOĀ (WINNER)
WICKED

Best Use of Music
A COMPLETE UNKNOWNĀ (WINNER)
CHALLENGERSĀ (RUNNER UP)
DUNE: PART TWO
SING SING
WICKED

Best Stunt Choreography
ALIEN: ROMULUS
DUNE: PART TWO
THE FALL GUYĀ (WINNER)
GLADIATOR II
MONKEY MANĀ (RUNNER UP)

Best Ensemble
CONCLAVEĀ (RUNNER UP)
DUNE: PART TWO
SEPTEMBER 5Ā (WINNER)
SING SING
WICKED

Breakthrough Performance
Mikey Madison – ANORAĀ (WINNER)
Nell Tiger Free – THE FIRST OMENĀ (RUNNER UP)

Special Award for Body of Work
Nicholas Hoult – JUROR #2,Ā NOSFERATU,Ā THE ORDER,Ā THE GARFIELD MOVIE

Here Are The Nominations of the San Diego Film Critics Society!


Yesterday, the San Diego Film Critics Society announced their nominations for the best of 2024!Ā  The winners will be announced on December 9th …. hey, that’s right around the corner!

Here are the nominees:

Best Picture
ANORA
CHALLENGERS
CONCLAVE
DUNE: PART TWO
SING SING

Best Director
Brady Corbet – THE BRUTALIST
Coralie Fargeat – THE SUBSTANCE
Denis Villeneuve – DUNE: PART TWO
Edward Berger – CONCLAVE
Greg Kwedar – SING SING

Best Actor
Adrien Brody – THE BRUTALIST
Colman Domingo – SING SING
Daniel Craig – QUEER
Ralph Fiennes – CONCLAVE
TimothĆ©e Chalamet – A COMPLETE UNKNOWN

Best Actress
Amy Adams – NIGHTBITCH
Cynthia Erivo – WICKED
Demi Moore – THE SUBSTANCE
Marianne Jean-Baptiste – HARD TRUTHS
Mikey Madison – ANORA

Best Supporting Actor
Clarence Maclin – SING SING
Denzel Washington – GLADIATOR II
Guy Pearce – THE BRUTALIST
Kieran Culkin – A REAL PAIN
Stanley Tucci – CONCLAVE

Best Supporting Actress
Ariana Grande-Butera – WICKED
Danielle Deadwyler – THE PIANO LESSON
Jessie Buckley – WICKED LITTLE LETTERS
Joan Chen – DÌDI
Natasha Lyonne – HIS THREE DAUGHTERS

Best Comedic Performance
Aubrey Plaza – MY OLD ASS
Channing Tatum – DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE
June Squibb – THELMA
Michael Keaton – BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE
Ryan Gosling – THE FALL GUY

Best Youth Performance (For a performer under the age of 18)
Alisha Weir – ABIGAIL
Alix West Lefler – SPEAK NO EVIL
Elliott Heffernan – BLITZ
Izaac Wang – DÌDI
Katherine Mallen Kupferer – GHOSTLIGHT

Best Original Screenplay
Coralie Fargeat – THE SUBSTANCE
Jesse Eisenberg – A REAL PAIN
Justin Kuritzkes – CHALLENGERS
Rose Glass and Weronika Tofilska – LOVE LIES BLEEDING
Sean Baker – ANORA

Best Adapted Screenplay
Chris Sanders – THE WILD ROBOT
Craig Bentley, Greg Kwedar – SING SING
Denis Villeneuve, Jon Spaihts – DUNE: PART TWO
Malcolm Washington, Virgil Williams – THE PIANO LESSON
Peter Straughan – CONCLAVE

Best First Feature (Director)
Anna Kendrick – WOMAN OF THE HOUR
Dev Patel – MONKEY MAN
Rachel Morrison – THE FIRE INSIDE
Sean Wang – DÌDI
ZoĆ« Kravitz – BLINK TWICE

Best Documentary
DAUGHTERS
MUSIC BY JOHN WILLIAMS
SUGARCANE
SUPER/MAN: THE CHRISTOPHER REEVE STORY
WILL & HARPER

Best Animated Film
FLOW
MEMOIR OF A SNAIL
TRANSFORMERS ONE
WALLACE & GROMIT: VENGEANCE MOST FOWL
THE WILD ROBOT

Best Foreign Language Film
ALL WE IMAGINE AS LIGHT
THE GIRL WITH THE NEEDLE
NO OTHER LAND
THE SEED OF THE SACRED FIG
VERMIGLIO

Best Editing
Hansjƶrg Weißbrich – SEPTEMBER 5
Joe Walker – DUNE: PART TWO
Kathryn J. Schubert – BLINK TWICE
Marco Costa – CHALLENGERS
Sean Baker – ANORA

Best Cinematography
Alice Brooks – WICKED
Greig Fraser – DUNE: PART TWO
Jarin Blaschke – NOSFERATU
Pat Scola – SING SING
StĆ©phane Fontaine – CONCLAVE

Best Production Design
Craig Lathrop, Beatrice Brentnerova – NOSFERATU
Judy Becker – THE BRUTALIST
Nathan Crowley – WICKED
Patrice Vermette – DUNE: PART TWO
Suzie Davies – CONCLAVE

Best Visual Effects
ALIEN: ROMULUS
DUNE: PART TWO
KINGDOM OF THE PLANET OF THE APES
NOSFERATU
THE SUBSTANCE

Best Costume Design
Colleen Atwood – BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE
Jacqueline Getty, Rainy Jacobs – THE LAST SHOWGIRL
Jacqueline West – DUNE: PART TWO
Lisy Christl – CONCLAVE
Paul Tazewell – WICKED

Best Sound Design
A QUIET PLACE: DAY ONE
ALIEN: ROMULUS
CIVIL WAR
DUNE: PART TWO
WICKED

Best Use of Music
A COMPLETE UNKNOWN
CHALLENGERS
DUNE: PART TWO
SING SING
WICKED

Best Stunt Choreography
ALIEN: ROMULUS
DUNE: PART TWO
THE FALL GUY
GLADIATOR II
MONKEY MAN

Best Ensemble
CONCLAVE
DUNE: PART TWO
SEPTEMBER 5
SING SING
WICKED

Megalopolis Trailer, Dir. Francis Ford Coppola Review by Case Wright


ALERT! They took down their whiny trailer because all those bad reviews from Christmas Past were FAKE! Francis listen, I get it- everyone likes attention or whatever, but you playing the I’m so Put-Upon card is really really really ANNOYING! Cut it out! Paisan, you’ve had a great career and made BANK- BE HAPPY.

Welcome all, I’m going to review the “Megalopolis” trailer and just so you know – this was directed by a GENIUS. Really, that’s in the trailer and not just for a little while; they give a middle-finger to anyone who didn’t like a Coppola film for a solid 44 seconds! If you don’t think this movie is genius, too bad moron- it’s awesome, you’re a filthy plebe!

From what I can glean from the trailer, Cesar Catilina (Adam Driver) is tired of New York decadence; so, he wants to make a new city that’s way fancier and weirder. I’ve played Sim City before; so, maybe it’s got like a lot of happy faces when the plumbing works and sad faces if there’s not enough power? Without question, that was a fun game and if you didn’t enjoy it – you are part of the great unwashed!

This trailer has A LOT of scowling. Cesar Catilina scowls A LOT in the trailer and no one can scowl like Adam Driver. He was born to scowl!!!! Cesar appears to be a magical city planner who wants to make a better city that is vaguely or overtly communist- it is difficult to discern. If it’s anything like real communism, Francis will like it a lot theoretically without any consequences.

I have the distinct impression that this movie is more like a painting; it is visually stunning but with no plot. If you don’t like the film, remember you’re a petite bourgeois rube who brushes his teeth with his fingers. This film seems like “The Darjeeling Limited”- really pretty and Jason Schwatzman was in that film too and it revolved around finding good … tea??? I originally wrote it as “The Darjeeling UNLIMITED” now that would’ve been a film- Think of all the tea we could’ve watched them drink! Remember kids, you only rent Darjeeling Tea!!!

If you want a film where if you say you liked it, you’re 12% more sophisticated- “Megalopolis” is for you! For me, after this trailer, I think I’m going watch something with Dwayne “THE ROCK” Johnson in it. Maybe he’ll do a “Rampage 2”?

In conclusion, this film is GENIUS and the director is a GENIUS and if you don’t think so, I’m going to register you as a pederast and put garbage on your lawn!

6 Actresses Who I Hope Will Win An Oscar In The Next Ten Years


Continuing the theme from my previous post, here are 6 actresses who I sincerely hope will have won their first competitive Oscar by the time that the 2033 ceremony rolls around.

  1. Aubrey Plaza

With her recent performances in Emily the Criminal, Black Bear, and Ingrid Goes West, Plaza has established herself as one of the most interesting actresses working today.Ā  She’s willing to take risks that other performers are not and, in a perfect world, she would have been rewarded with several nominations to her name.

2. Anna Kendrick

I guarantee that Anna Kendrick would give one of the best acceptance speeches ever.Ā  Add to that, we already know that Anna Kendrick deserved to win for Pitch Perfect so, at this point, the Academy owes her an Oscar.Ā  Get with it, Academy!

3. Thomasin McKenzie

Thomasin McKeznie deserved to be nominated for her poignant performance in Leave No Trace and she seems destined to win an Oscar someday, perhaps for one of her two upcoming films, Eileen and Perfect.Ā  Because of her role in Leave No Trace, a lot of critics have compared McKenzie to Jennifer Lawrence.Ā  Personally, I think she has more in common with Saoirse Ronan.Ā  Like Ronan, McKenzie is one of those performers who seems to disappear into each role she plays and who brings a lot of conviction to each part, even when she’s appearing in something as silly as M. Night Shyamalan’s Old.Ā  When you can give an award-worthy performance in something like Old, that means they’re going to have to give you an Oscar at some point.

4. Kirsten Dunst

Kirsten received her first Oscar nomination for Power of the Dog and, if the film had been a bit stronger, I imagine she probably would have won.Ā  Hopefully, both she and Jesse Plemons will get a second chance to take home an Oscar.Ā  It’s hard to think of another actress who plays depression with as much honesty as Kirsten Dunst.

5. Emily Blunt

Every year, I put Emily Blunt on this list.Ā  I’m kind of amazed that she has yet to even be nominated, not even for Looper or A Quiet Place.Ā  (Okay, neither one of those films were traditional Oscar films but she was brilliant in both of them.) She seems destined to be recognized eventually.Ā  It’s just a question of when.

6. Lindsay Lohan

I hear you laughing but listen, everyone loves a good comeback story.Ā  That’s especially true when it come to bloggers who spend all of their time trying to figure out a way to make the Oscars seem more exciting than they are.Ā  Obviously, Lindsay’s not going to win an Oscar for appearing in a Netflix Christmas film but who knows?Ā  Maybe someone will take a chance on her like the Safdies did when they cast Robert Pattison in Good Time and Adam Sandler in Uncut Gems.Ā Ā Add to that, with Rachel McAdams and Amanda Seyfried having been recently nominated, it’s time for the Academy to show some love to the rest of the cast of Mean Girls.Ā Ā 

2022 In Review: Lisa Marie’s Top 30 Films of 2022


Without further ado, here are my top 30 films of 2022!

(Why 30?Ā  Because Lisa doesn’t do odd numbers!Ā  Also, be sure to check out my picks forĀ 2010,Ā 2011,Ā 2012,Ā 2013,Ā 2014,Ā 2015,Ā 2016,Ā 2017,Ā 2018,Ā 2019, 2020, and 2021! Ā Wow, I’ve been doing this for a while!)

30. Marcel The Shell With Shoes On (dir by Dean Fleischer Camp)

An animated film with heart, Marcel The Shell With Shoes On would probably be ranked higher if Marcel’s favorite news show had been something other than 60 Minutes.Ā  Still, questionable viewing habits aside, Marcel and Nana Connie and all the other shells were amazing characters and the end of the movie brought tears to my mismatched eyes.Ā  With this film and I Want You Back, Jenny Slate had quite a year.

29. Ted K (dir by Tony Stone)

Released in February of this year, this film about Ted Kaczyski and his descent into madness was unfairly overlooked. Sharlto Copley was perfectly cast as Ted K.Ā  This is a film that probably won’t make Ted’s supporters happy but, at the same time, it also avoids painting him as just being a straight-out madman.Ā  It’s refusal to simplify makes the film far more than just another true crime biopic.

28. Dashcam (dir by Rob Savage)

Starring Annie Hardy as herself, this low-budget horror film is a scathing satire of life during the age of COVID and performative “wokeness.”Ā  After the past few years, there’s something rather cathartic about Hardy’s refusal to obey.

27. The Batman (dir by Matt Reeves)

At this point, I’m fairly cynical about comic book movies in general and Batman films in specific.Ā  I mean, how many Batmen have we had over the past ten years?Ā  (Actually, I think only four but it feels like a lot more!)Ā  That said, I enjoyed The Batman, for both its noirish atmosphere and it’s willingness to embrace the melodrama.Ā  You have to love the fact that the villain was basically a nerdy podcaster.

26. Operation Mincemeat (dir by John Madden)

Based on a true story, this film was a throwback to the earnest World War II films of the past.Ā  Colin Firth, Kelly MacDonald, Matthew McFayden, and Johnny Flynn were all well-cast and did their part to bring this moment of WWII history to life.

25. Father Stu (dir by Rosalind Ross)

You don’t have to be from a Catholic background to appreciate Father Stu but it probably helps.Ā  This was one of those roles that only Mark Wahlberg could have pulled off.

24. See How They Run (dir by Tom George)

This stylized murder mystery was terrifically entertaining and witty.Ā  Sam Rockwell and Saoirse Ronan are both treasures.

23. I Want You Back (dir by Jason Orley)

Two friends conspire to win back their respective romantic partners and end up falling in love with each other instead.Ā  This was an enjoyable comedy, one that was blessed with an outstanding cast that included Jenny Slate, Charlie Day, Scott Eastwood, and Gina Rodriguez.Ā  The scene in which Jenny Slate sings Suddenly Seymour is a classic.

22. Ambulance (dir by Michael Bay)

This was the film that Michael Bay was born to direct.Ā  For once, Bay’s hyperkinetic style was perfectly matched by the story being told.Ā  It also helped that the ambulance was a real ambulance and not a robot pretending to be an ambulance.

21.Send Me (dir by Nick Palmisciano)

This is a heart-breaking documentary about the efforts of 12 veterans to evacuate as many allies as they could during the disastrous withdraw from Afghanistan.Ā  This film deserved more attention than it got.

20. The Bombardment (dir by Ole Bornedal)

Based on a true story, this Danish film deals with the accidental bombing of a school during World War II.Ā  It’s been overshadowed a bit by All Quiet On The Western Front but, in its quieter way, The Bombardment is also a strong look at the horrors of war.

19. Goodnight Oppy (dir by Ryan White)

This is a poignant documentary about Opportunity, the NASA exploration rover that spent 15 years exploring Mars.Ā  This movie proves that a robot can make you cry.

18. Dark Glasses (dir by Dario Argento)

Don’t listen to the critics.Ā  This enjoyably over-the-top giallo was an entertaining return-to-form for Dario Argento.

17. Wildcat (dir by Melissa Lesh and Trevor Fost)

This poignant documentary follows a depressed veteran as he finds purpose helping to raise a baby ocelot in Peru.Ā  Be prepared to cry.

16. Apollo 10 1/2 (dir by Richard Linklater)

Richard Linklater’s animated film was well-received by critics but it’s still hard not to feel that it’s been a bit overlooked.Ā  Narrated by Jack Black, the film details the 1969 moon landing from the perspective of a child with a very active imagination.Ā  Nostalgic, sweet-natured, and ultimately rather moving, Apollo 10 1/2 is a film that celebrates life.

15. Three Minutes: A Lengthening (dir by Bianca Stigner)

This haunting and moving documentary, which is narrated by Helena Bonham Cater, examines a three-minute snippet of 16mm film that was shot in a Jewish town in Poland in 1938, shortly before the Nazis invaded.Ā  By examining every aspect of those three minutes, this documentary becomes both a memorial for the inhabitants of that town and a much-needed reminder of the horrors and reality of the Holocaust.Ā  With anti-Semitism and Holocaust denial on the rise, this is an important documentary.

14. The Northman (dir by Robert Eggers)

The Northman is occasionally thrilling and occasionally ludicrous but it’s always watchable.Ā  Robert Eggers finds moments of humor and odd beauty in this Viking epic.Ā  Nicole Kidman embraces the melodrama and goes all out.Ā  I just hope Valhalla was actually worth all the trouble.

13. Puss In Boots: The Last Wish (dir by Joel Crawford)

Yeah, you knew this film was going to show up on my list.Ā  To be honest, the film could have been about just about anything.Ā  I’d watch Puss In Boots read the phone book as long as Antonio Banderas returned to do his voice.Ā  The fact that the film itself was cute and even touching was an added bonus.

12. Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio (dir by Guillermo del Toro and Mark Gustafson)

Yes, a puppet can make you cry.

11. Babylon (dir by Damien Chazelle)

Was it flawed?Ā  You bet.Ā  Did it run a little bit too long?Ā  Yes, it did.Ā  Could I have done without the scene with the elephant?Ā  You better believe it.Ā  That said, this film was so gloriously excessive and over-the-top that it was easy for me to forgive its flaws.Ā  The critics may not have liked it but Babylon is a film that will be rediscovered.

10. The Fabelmans (dir by Steven Spielberg)

I went back and forth over whether to put The Fabelmans or Babylon in the number ten spot.Ā  In a way, they’re kind of similar in that they have their flaws but they’re both saved by their director’s obvious love of cinema.Ā  In the end, David Lynch’s role as John Ford moved The Fabelmans into the 10th spot.

9. Everything Everywhere All At Once (dir by the Daniels)

To be honest, I think some people are going a little bit overboard in their praise for this film.Ā  Yes, it’s one of the year’s best but 2022 wasn’t that strong of a year and Everything is one of those probable Best Picture winners that, like Nomadland and CODA, will probably not be quite as celebrated after it actually wins.Ā  That said, Michelle Yeoh and especially Ke Huy Quan deserve all the praise that they’ve received and I appreciated that the film featured the destruction of an IRS office.Ā  It’s not as perfect as some say but, due largely to the cast, it still deserves to be in my top ten.

8. Nitram (dir by Justin Kurzel)

This is another unfairly overlooked film, this time from Australia.Ā  Caleb Landry Jones gives a powerful and disturbing performance as a troubled young man named Nitram who commits an act of shocking violence.Ā  Anthony LaPaglia and Judy Davis play Nitram’s parents, who are both troubled in their own individual ways.Ā  Essie Davis plays the older woman who falls in love with Nitram, despite the fact that Nitram is incapable of loving anyone.

7. Emily the Criminal (dir by John Patton Ford)

Aubrey Plaza plays Emily, who discovers that not only does crime pay but, in the gig economy, it’s one of those few ways to get ahead.Ā  Part thriller and part satire, Emily the Criminal reminds us that Plaza is one of the most interesting actresses working today.

6. All Quiet On The Western Front (dir by Edward Berger)

This German anti-war epic stays true to the themes of its source material while updating the plot for the modern era.Ā  The contrast between the generals and the diplomats planning battles and the soldiers dying in them is a powerful one.

5. Elvis (dir by Baz Luhrmann)

This wonderfully excessive biopic features good music, a great performance from Austin Butler, and a wonderfully eccentric one from Tom Hanks.Ā  Luhrmann is hardly a subtle director but Butler’s performance keeps the film from spiraling out of control.

4. Vengeance (dir by B.J. Novak)

This whip-smart satire of both true crime podcasts and the red state/blue state divide deserved far more attention than it received.Ā  Ashton Kutcher has actually become a surprisingly dependable character actor.Ā  Director and screenwriter Novak tells the story with sensitivity and a sharp eye for the absurd.

3. The Banshees of Inisherin (dir by Martin McDonagh)

In his best film yet, Martin McDonagh examines friendship, art, violence, and anger in Ireland.Ā  Brendan Gleeson no longer wants to be Colin Farrell’s friend.Ā  Farrell’s attempts to discover why leads to all sorts of surprising and macabre developments.Ā  Gleeson and Farrell have never been better.Ā  Kerry Condon and Barry Keoghan offer up poignant support.

2. Tar (dir by Todd Field)

Lydia Tar is a brilliant artist.Ā  Does it matter that she also might be a terrible human being?Ā  Todd Field’s return to filmmaking meditates on the meaning of art, morality, and the consequences of hubris.Ā  Cate Blanchett is perfectly cast.Ā  The scene where Tar talks to a student who objects to playing music by a white male is a real litmus test.Ā  Do you think Tar is a bully or do you think the student is being too sensitive?Ā  For all the talk about how Lydia dismisses the student’s claims, many also fail to note that the student is the one who calls her a “bitch” and runs out of the room.Ā  Much as in Field’s previous film, no one is as perfect or as justified or as blameless as they may believe.

And, finally, my top film of 2022 is….

  1. Top Gun: Maverick (dir by Joseph Kosinski)

After 2 years of lockdowns and pessimism, Top Gun: Maverick was finally released and it reminded audiences of what they loved about movies in the first place.Ā  Top Gun: Maverick was the movie that we needed in 2022.

Well, that concludes my late look back at 2022!Ā  Now, let’s focus on 2023!

Lisa Marie’s 2022 In Review:

  1. 16 Worst Movies
  2. 10 Favorite Songs
  3. 10 Top Non-Fiction Books
  4. Lisa Marie’s Favorite Novels
  5. The Best of Lifetime
  6. 10 Good Things I Saw On Television

What If Lisa Marie Picked The Oscar Nominees: 2022 Edition


With the Oscar nominations due to be announced tomorrow, now is the time that the Shattered Lens indulges in a little something called, ā€œWhat if Lisa Marie had all the power.ā€ Listed below are my personal Oscar nominations. Please note that these are not the films that I necessarily think will be nominated. The fact of the matter is that the many of them will not be. Instead, these are the films that would be nominated if I was solely responsible for deciding the nominees this year. Winners are listed in bold.

It should also go without saying that I’ve only nominated films that I’ve actually seen.Ā  So, if you’re wondering why a certain film wasn’t nominated, it’s always possible that may have not gotten the opportunity to see it yet.Ā  Of course, it’s also possible that I didn’t feel that a certain film was worthy of a nomination, despite what the critics may say.Ā  In the end, my best advice is not to worry too much about it.Ā  I’m not an Academy voter so ultimately, this is all for fun and that’s the spirit in which it should be taken.

You’ll also note that I’ve added four categories, all of which I believe the Academy should adopt — Best Voice-Over Performance, Best Casting, Best Stunt Work, and Best Overall Use Of Music In A Film.

(Click on the links to see my nominations for 2021, 2020,Ā 2019,Ā 2018,Ā 2017,Ā 2016,Ā 2015,Ā 2014,Ā 2013,Ā 2012,Ā 2011, andĀ 2010!)

And now, without any further ado:

2022Ā 

Best PictureĀ 

All Quiet on the Western FrontĀ 

The Banshees of InisherinĀ 

ElvisĀ 

Emily the CriminalĀ 

Everything Everywhere All At OnceĀ 

The FabelmansĀ 

NitramĀ 

TARĀ 

Top Gun: MaverickĀ 

VengeanceĀ Ā 

Best DirectorĀ 

Edward Berger for All Quiet on the Western Front Ā 

Todd Field for TARĀ 

Joseph Kosinski for Top Gun: MaverickĀ 

Baz Luhrmann for ElvisĀ 

Martin McDonagh for The Banshees of Inisherin

BJ Novak for VengeanceĀ 

Best ActorĀ 

Austin Butler in ElvisĀ 

Tom Cruise in Top Gun: MaverickĀ 

Colin Farrell in The Banshees of Inisherin Ā 

Caleb Landry Jones in NitramĀ 

BJ Novak in Vengeance Ā 

Adam Sandler in HustleĀ 

Best ActressĀ 

Cate Blanchett in TARĀ 

Emma Corrin in Lady Chatterley’s Lover Ā 

Annie Hardy in DashcamĀ 

Mia Goth for PearlĀ 

Aubrey Plaza in Emily The CriminalĀ 

Michelle Yeoh in Everything Everywhere All At OnceĀ 

Best Supporting ActorĀ 

Brendan Gleeson in The Banshees of InisherinĀ 

Val Kilmer in Top Gun: MaverickĀ 

Anthony LaPaglia in NitramĀ 

David Lynch in The FabelmansĀ 

Brad Pitt in BabylonĀ 

Ke Huy Quan in Everything Everywhere All At OnceĀ 

Best Supporting ActressĀ 

Kerry Condon in The Banshees of InisherinĀ 

Essie Davis in NitramĀ 

Judy Davis in Nitram Ā 

Nina Hoss in TAR Ā 

Nicole Kidman in The NorthmanĀ 

Michelle Williams in The FabelmansĀ 

Best Voice Over PerformanceĀ 

Antonio Banderas in Puss In Boots: The Last WishĀ 

Jack Black in Apollo 10 ½ 

Steve Carell in Minions: The Rise of GruĀ 

Mike Judge in Beavis and Butthead Do The UniverseĀ 

Ewan McGregor in Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio Ā 

Jenny Slate in Marcel the Shell With Shoes OnĀ Ā 

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Best Adapted ScreenplayĀ 

All Quiet On The Western FrontĀ 

Guillermo Del Toro’s PinocchioĀ  Ā 

Lady Chatterley’s LoverĀ 

Marcel The Shell With Shoes OnĀ 

Operation MincemeatĀ 

Top Gun: MaverickĀ 

Best Original ScreenplayĀ 

Apollo 10 ½

The Banshees of InisherinĀ 

Emily the CriminalĀ 

Everything Everywhere All At OnceĀ 

TARĀ 

VengeanceĀ 

Best Animated Feature FilmĀ 

Apollo 10 ½ 

Beavis and Butthead Do The Universe Ā 

The Bob’s Burgers MovieĀ 

Guillermo del Toro’s Pinoccio Ā 

The HouseĀ 

Mad GodĀ 

Marcel the Shell with Shoes OnĀ 

Minions: The Rise of GruĀ 

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

Turning Red Ā 

Best Documentary Feature FilmĀ 

The AutomatĀ 

Bitterbrush

Dreaming Walls: Inside the Chelsea Hotel

Goodnight OppyĀ 

Is That Black Enough For You?Ā 

My Old SchoolĀ 

Selena Gomez: My Mind And MeĀ 

Send MeĀ 

Three Minutes: A LengtheningĀ 

WildcatĀ 

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Best International Feature FilmĀ 

All Quiet on the Western FrontĀ 

BardoĀ 

Battle: FreestyleĀ 

The BombardmentĀ 

Dark Glasses

How I Fell In Love With A GangsterĀ 

Into the WindĀ 

My Best Friend Anne FrankĀ 

RestlessĀ 

RRRĀ 

Best Live Action Short FilmĀ 

A Little Dead

Forgive Us Our TrespassesĀ 

Best Animated Short FilmĀ 

The Flying Sailor

Ice Merchants

The Garbage ManĀ 

SteakhouseĀ 

Best Documentary Short FilmĀ 

Elephant Whisperers

Her Majesty’s Queue Ā 

The Martha Mitchell Effect

Nuisance BearĀ 

The RunnerĀ 

Stranger at the GateĀ 

Best Original ScoreĀ 

All Quiet On The Western FrontĀ 

BabylonĀ 

The Banshees of Inisherin

Don’t Worry, DarlingĀ 

Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio

Top Gun: MaverickĀ 

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Best Original SongĀ 

ā€œAt the Automatā€ from The AutomatĀ 

ā€œSunny Side Up Summerā€ from The Bob’s Burgers MovieĀ 

“Vegas” from Elvis

ā€œCiao Papaā€ from Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio Ā 

ā€œNaatu Naatuā€ from RRRĀ 

ā€œMy Mind and Meā€ From Selena Gomez: My Mind and MeĀ 

ā€œHold My Handā€ From Top Gun: MaverickĀ 

ā€œCarolinaā€ From Where The Crawdads SingĀ 

ā€œNew Body Rhumbaā€ from White NoiseĀ 

ā€œA Sky Like I’ve Never Seenā€ from WildcatĀ 

Best Overall Use of Music In A MovieĀ 

The Banshees of InisherinĀ 

ElvisĀ 

TARĀ  Ā 

Father StuĀ 

Top Gun: MaverickĀ 

XĀ 

Best Sound EditingĀ 

All Quiet On The Western FrontĀ 

Avatar: The Way of the Water Ā 

The BombardmentĀ 

ElvisĀ 

Guillermo del Toro’s Pinoccio Ā 

Top Gun MaverickĀ 

Best Sound MixingĀ 

All Quiet on the Western FrontĀ 

The BatmanĀ 

Elvis

TARĀ 

The NorthmanĀ 

Top Gun MaverickĀ 

Best Production DesignĀ 

Babylon

The BatmanĀ 

ElvisĀ 

The FabelmansĀ 

RRRĀ 

See How They Run

Best CastingĀ 

All Quiet on the Western FrontĀ 

The NorthmanĀ 

She SaidĀ 

TARĀ 

Top Gun: MaverickĀ 

VengeanceĀ 

Best CinematographyĀ 

The Banshees of InisherinĀ 

BardoĀ  Ā 

ElvisĀ 

Everything Everywhere All At Once

RRRĀ 

Top Gun: MaverickĀ 

Best Costume DesignĀ 

BabylonĀ 

Death on the NileĀ 

Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

Elvis

The Fabelmans

See How They Run Ā 

Best Film EditingĀ 

All Quiet on the Western Front Ā 

AmbulanceĀ 

The Banshees of InisherinĀ 

Everything Everywhere All At OnceĀ  Ā 

The FabelmansĀ 

Top Gun: MaverickĀ 

Best Make-Up and HairstylingĀ 

BabylonĀ 

ElvisĀ  Ā 

The FabelmansĀ  Ā 

The Northman Ā 

Terrifier 2Ā 

XĀ 

Best StuntworkĀ 

All Quiet On The Western Front

The BatmanĀ 

Bullet Train Ā Ā Ā 

Everything Everywhere All At OnceĀ 

RRRĀ 

Top Gun: MaverickĀ 

Best Visual EffectsĀ 

Avatar: The Way of WaterĀ 

Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of MadnessĀ 

Mad GodĀ 

RRRĀ 

Terrifier 2Ā 

Top Gun: MaverickĀ 

Films Listed By Number of Nominations

15 Nominations — Top Gun: Maverick

11 Nominations — Elvis

10 Nominations — All Quiet On The Western Front, The Banshees of Inisherin

8 Nominations — TAR

7 Nominations — Everything Everywhere All At Once, The Fabelmans

6 Nominations — Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio, RRR

5 Nominations — Babylon, Nitram, Vengeance

4 Nominations — The Northman, Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

3 Nominations — Apollo 10 1/2, The Batman, Emily the Criminal, Marcel the Shell With Shoes On

2 Nominations — The Automat, Avatar: The Way of the Water, Bardo, Beavis and Butthead Do The Universe, The Bob’s Burgers Movie, The Bombardment, Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, Lady Chatterley’s Lover, Mad Dog, Minions: The Rise of Gru, See How They Run, Selena Gomez: My Mind & Me, Terrifier 2, Wildcat, X

1 Nomination — A Little Dead, Ambulance, Battle: Freestyle, Bitterbush, Bullet Train, Dascham, Dark Glasses, Death on the Nile, Don’t Worry Darling, Dreaming Walls: Inside the Chelsea Hotel, Elephant Whisperers, Father Stu, The Flying Sailor, Forgive Us Our Trespasses, The Garbage Man, Goodnight Oppy, Her Majesty’s Queue, How I Fell In Love With A Gangster, Hustle, Ice Merchants, Into the Wind, Is That Black Enough For You?, The House, Hustle, The Martha Mitchell Effect, My Friend Anne Frank, My Old School, Nuisance Bear, Operation: Mincemeat, Pearl, Restless, The Runner, Send Me, She Said, Steakhouse, Stranger at the Gates, Three Minutes: A Lengthening, Turning Red, Where The Crawdads Sing, White Noise

Films Listed By Number of Wins:

6 Oscars — Top Gun: Maverick

4 Oscars — All Quiet on the Western Front, Banshees of Inisherin

2 Oscars — Babylon, Elvis, TAR

1 Oscars — A Little Death, Avatar: The Way of the Water, Beavis and Butthead Do The Universe, Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio, Ice Merchant, Nuisance Bear, Three Minutes: A Lengthening, XĀ 

Will the Academy and I agree?Ā  Probably not!Ā  But we’ll find out for sure in just a few hours!

Catching Up With The Films of 2022: Emily The Criminal (dir by John Patton Ford)


An hour or so into Emily the Criminal, there’s a scene in which Emily (Aubrey Plaza) goes to what she thinks is a job interview with a prestigious ad agency.Ā  For the second time in the film, Emily is forced to tell a potential employer that she has a felony conviction.Ā  In this case, it doesn’t seem to matter.Ā  Alice (Gina Gershon), the head of the agency, explains that she is looking for an intern to work in the design department.

Emily asks if Alice is asking her to take an unpaid internship.

Alice replies that everyone starts as an intern and that, if they do a great job, they might get a paid position in five to six months.

Emily asks how Alice can expect anyone to work regular hours without getting paid.

Alice replies that Emily will paid in experience.Ā  “When I began in this industry,” Alice says, “I have no intention of just being a secretary….”

“But secretaries get paid!” Emily snaps.

Alice replies with an obviously well-rehearsed anecdote about how, when she started, there were no women in the executive office.Ā  When Emily cuts her off again, Alice drops the Pelosiesque facade and accuses Emily of being spoiled.Ā  When Emily tells her off before storming out of the office, you’ll want to cheer.Ā  It doesn’t matter how you may feel about some of Emily’s earlier life decisions or Emily as a person.Ā  When Emily calls out Alice for expecting people to work for free, you will totally be on Emily’s side.

You’ll also understand why Emily would chose to be, as the title makes clear, a criminal.

When we first meet Emily, she is a part of the gig economy, delivering food for a catering company.Ā  There was a time when she dreamed of becoming a professional artist and living in South America.Ā  Now, she’s just trying to figure out how to pay the huge amount of student loan debt that she owes, despite the fact that she never graduated from college.Ā  When she learns of an opportunity to make $200 in one hour, she takes it.Ā  As Youcef (Theo Rossi) explains it, all she has to do is use a fake credit card to buy a flat-screen TV so that Youcef and his associates can then sell it.Ā  (In a nice bit of irony, it later turns out that Youcef is basically an unpaid intern for his cousin.)Ā  After her first job is a success, Youcef starts to trust Emily with making bigger and riskier purchases.Ā  Soon, Emily is making her own fake credit cards and running her own scams.Ā  She’s still an independent contractor but now she’s making a lot more money.

Emily the Criminal takes a matter-of-fact approach to Emily’s activities.Ā  There’s none of the condemnation that one might expect as the result of having seen other movies and, regardless of how dangerous things get for her, there’s never a moment where Emily herself reconsiders whether or not she wants to be a criminal.Ā  The film doesn’t necessarily celebrate criminality but it does ask why Emily should care about the rules of society that obviously doesn’t care about her.Ā  If Emily remains law-abiding, she’ll be stuck in a demeaning job and she’ll never pay off her debts, which means that she’ll just become a criminal by default.Ā  (And, let’s be honest, we all know that all the talk about canceling student debt is just something that gets trotted out during an election year.Ā  We’ll hear it again in 2024 and again, nothing will happen.)Ā  As a criminal, the only risk is that Emily could be arrested or attacked by another criminal but, as the film makes clear from the start, Emily already has a criminal record so what’s one more charge?Ā  As for being attacked, Emily continually proves herself to be tougher and far more ruthless than the other criminals around her.Ā  Alice might brag about how she’s found success in an industry dominated by men but Emily actually does it.

Emily the Criminal is a relentlessly-paced journey through the shadows of the gig economy, a world where the only law is that everyone is looking out for themselves.Ā  Aubrey Plaza gives a career best performance as Emily, playing her as someone who not only turns out to have a natural talent for being a criminal but who occasionally shocks herself with how ruthless she can be.Ā  Emily may be a criminal but its hard to judge her.Ā  It’s just a job.

Here Are The 2022 Gotham Winners!


The Gotham Awards were handed out last night and Everything Everywhere All At Once took best picture.Ā  Danielle Deadwyler may have been snubbed by the Spirit Awards but that didn’t prevent the Gothams from honoring her performance in Till.Ā  While the Gothams may not be as strong an Oscar precursor as some of the other groups that will be handing out prizes over the next two months, every win helps.

Here are all the winners:

Breakthrough televisionĀ under 40 minutes
ā€œAbbott Elementaryā€ (ABC)
ā€œAs We See Itā€ (Amazon Prime Video)
ā€œMoā€ (Netflix)
ā€œRap Sh!tā€ (HBO Max)
ā€œSomebody, Somewhereā€ (HBO)

Breakthrough televisionĀ over 40 minutes
ā€œPachinkoā€ (Apple+)
ā€œSeveranceā€ (Apple+)
ā€œStation Elevenā€ (HBO Max)
ā€œThis Is Going To Hurtā€ (AMC+)
ā€œYellowjacketsā€ (Showtime)

Television performers:
Bilal Baig (ā€œSort Ofā€)
Ayo Edebiri (ā€œThe Bearā€)
Janelle James (ā€œAbbott Elementaryā€)
Matilda Lawler (ā€œStation Elevenā€)
Britt Lower (ā€œSeveranceā€)
Melanie Lynskey (ā€œYellowjacketsā€)
Sue Ann Pien (ā€œAs We See Itā€)
Minha Kim (ā€œPachinkoā€)
Zahn McClarnon (ā€œDark Windsā€)
Ben Whishaw (ā€œThis Is Going To Hurtā€)

Breakthrough nonfiction series
ā€œThe Andy Warhol Diariesā€
ā€œThe Last Movie Starsā€
ā€œMind Over Murderā€
ā€œThe Rehearsalā€
ā€œWe Need to Talk About Cosbyā€

Breakthrough director
Charlotte Wells (ā€œAftersunā€)
Owen Kline (ā€œFunny Pagesā€)
Elegance Bratton (ā€œThe Inspectionā€)
Antoneta Alamat Kusijanovic (ā€œMurinaā€)
Beth De AraĆŗjo (ā€œSoft & Quietā€)
Jane Schoenbrun (ā€œWe’re All Going to the World’s Fairā€)

Best screenplay
Kogonada (ā€œAfter Yangā€)
James Gray (ā€œArmageddon Timeā€)
Lena Dunham (ā€œCatherine Called Birdyā€)
Todd Field (ā€œTĆ”rā€)
Sarah Polley (ā€œWomen Talkingā€)

Breakthrough performer
Frankie Corio (ā€œAftersunā€)
Kali Reis (ā€œCatch the Fair Oneā€)
Gracija Flipovic (ā€œMurinaā€)
Anna Diop (ā€œNannyā€)
Anna Cobb (ā€œWe’re All Going to the World’s Fairā€)

Outstanding supporting performance
Mark Rylance (ā€œBones and Allā€)
Brian Tyree Henry (ā€œCausewayā€)
Ke Huy Quan (ā€œEverything Everywhere All at Onceā€)
RaĆŗl Castillo (ā€œThe Inspectionā€)
Gabrielle Union (ā€œThe Inspectionā€)
Nina Hoss (ā€œTĆ”rā€)
NoĆ©mie Merlant (ā€œTĆ”rā€)
Hong Chau (ā€œThe Whaleā€)

Oustanding lead performance
Cate Blanchett (ā€œTĆ”rā€)
Danielle Deadwyler (ā€œTillā€)
Dale Dickey (ā€œA Love Songā€)
Colin Farrell (ā€œAfter Yangā€)
Brendan Fraser (ā€œThe Whaleā€)
Paul Mescal (ā€œAftersunā€)
Thandiwe Newton (ā€œGod’s Countryā€)
Aubrey Plaza ā€œ(Emily the Criminal)ā€
Taylor Russell (ā€œBones and Allā€)
Michelle YeohĀ (ā€œEverything Everywhere All At Onceā€)

Best international feature
ā€œAthenaā€
ā€œThe Banshees of Inisherinā€
ā€œCorsageā€
ā€œDecision to Leaveā€
ā€œHappeningā€
ā€œSaint Omerā€

Best documentary feature
ā€œAll That Breathesā€
ā€œAll the Beauty and the Bloodshedā€
ā€œI Didn’t See You Thereā€
ā€œThe Territoryā€
ā€œWhat We Leave Behindā€

Best feature
ā€œAftersunā€
ā€œThe Cathedralā€
ā€œDos Estacionesā€
ā€œEverything Everywhere All at Onceā€
ā€œTĆ”rā€