Retro Television Review: Crime Story 1.10 “For Love Or Money”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Mondays, I will be reviewing Crime Story, which ran on NBC from 1986 to 1988.  The entire show can be found on Tubi!

This week, the Major Crimes Unit follows a ring of things from Chicago to Iowa!

Episode 1.10 “For Love Or Money”

(Dir by Bobby Roth, originally aired on December 5th, 1986)

An investigation into a new Chicago robbery crew leads the Major Crimes Unit to the small town in Iowa that the crew calls home.  After the MCU busts the crew, the Mayor is so thrilled that he gives them all the key to the city and invites them to party at the local bar, which turns out to be a surprisingly happening place.  Torello, who has just signed his divorce papers, gets drunk, steals a car, and sleeps with the mayor’s wife.  That’ll teach him to hand out keys to the city!

Meanwhile, Danny feels sorry for one of the thieves.  Howie Dressler (a very young Gary Sinise) is not a ruthless criminal.  Instead, he’s someone who has lost his job and who is desperately trying to pay the bills  His wife (Moira Sinise) is a victim of polio and lives in an iron lung.  Danny wants to cut a deal with Howie.

Unfortunately, though the thieves don’t fully realize it, the thieves work for Ray Luca’s organization.  Luca and Paulie take Howie for a ride to a warehouse, where they tie him to a chair. Howie swears to them that he’s not going to rat them out.  He says that he’ll take the fall and that the only reason he talked to the MCU was to protect his wife.  Howie says that he did what any real man would do in the situation.  Luca seems to be sympathetic and motions at Paulie to let Howie go.

Or does he?

Later, Torello, Danny, and the boys are called to another warehouse where the bodies of the thieves have been found. The majority of them were beaten to death.  Howie was hanged.

Yikes!

Back at the bar, Danny gets drunk.  When Torello shows up to take him home, Danny says that he should have let Torello execute Ray Luca when he had the chance.  Torello nods and then says, “I will kill Ray Luca.”

This episode really gave us a look into the mentality of Torello and the other members of the Major Crimes Unit. We’ve always known that Torello is obsessed with Luca but, in this episode, we saw just how obsessed.  Torello seems to feel that he’s now on a holy mission to personally kill Luca.  The members of MCU obsess over the criminals they chase and, when they don’t have a criminal to chase, they end up losing control, getting drunk, and impulsively stealing cars. Say what you will about Ray Luca, he’s at least a little bit more disciplined.

I get the feeling none of this is going to lead to a happy ending.

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special Harrison Ford Edition


4 Or More Shots From 4 Or More Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!

Today, the TSL wishes a happy birthday to Harrison Ford.  It’s time for….

4 Shots From 4 Harrison Ford Films

Star Wars: A New Hope (1977, dir by George Lucas)

Apocalypse Now (1979, dir by Francis Ford Coppola)

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981, dir by Steven Spielberg)

Witness (1985, dir by Peter Weir)

 

 

Monday Live Tweet Alert: Join Us for Destroy All Planets!


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in hosting a few weekly live tweets on twitter and occasionally Mastodon.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of Mastodon’s #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We snark our way through it.

Tonight, for #MondayActionMovie, I will be hosting Destroy All Planets!

If you want to join this watch party, just hop onto Mastodon, pull up Destroy All Planets on YouTube, start the movie at 8 pm et, and use the #MondayActionMovie hashtag!

Enjoy!

Rest in Peace, Sam Neill


This news hurts.

Sam Neill has died at the age of 78.  He has recently battled cancer but his family has released a statement saying that he was cancer-free at the time of his death.  He passed away “surrounded by loved ones.”

And the world is mourning.

He was Dr. Alan Grant, the earnest scientist from Jurassic Park.  He was the Russian who wanted to live in Montana in The Hunt For Red October.  He was one of the most charismatic horror villains of all time in The Final Conflict.  He classed up films like Event Horizon.  His performance in In The Mouth Of Madness was one of the few to truly bring Lovecraft to life.  On a personal level, he was one of those people who just seemed to radiate decency, whether he was promoting a film or talking about his farm.

Rest in peace, Sam Neill.

Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi: The Next Generation 3.1 “Father Figure: Part One”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sunday, I will be reviewing the Canadian series, Degrassi: The Next Generation, which aired from 2001 to 2015!  The series can be streamed on YouTube and Tubi.

This week, we start season 3!

Episode 3.1 “Father Figure: Part 1”

(Dir by Bruce MacDonald, originally aired on September 17th, 2003)

The third and fourth seasons of Degrassi: The Next Generation were Degrassi at its best so, over the upcoming year, we’ve got a lot to look forward to.  Unfortunately, though, we have to start things off with some Emma drama.

The season premiere finds Emma in a bad mood.  Yeah, that’s a shock, right?  Emma was always in a bad mood.  This time, she does have a somewhat legitimate grievance, even if, as usual, she seems to be totally unaware that other people have lives that don’t necessarily revolve around whatever she’s upset about at the moment.  Her mother has always refused to tell Emma much about Shane McKay.  Emma’s only memory of her father is visiting him in a clinic and Spike telling him that he couldn’t be a part of Emma’s life.  Emma thinks that Shane was a doctor.  Of course, all of us veteran Degrassi watchers know the truth.  Shane McKay was a flakey high school student who suffered brain damage when he dropped acid and fell off a bridge.

Sean, quite sensibly, says that maybe Emma should just let it go for a bit, seeing as how she actually has a nice home and mother and stepfather who love her.  (Emma often seems to forget that Sean has essentially been abandoned by his entire family.)  Sean also points out that Spike is pregnant and doesn’t need the extra pressure of Emma constantly losing her temper.  Realizing that Sean is making too much sense, Emma instead partners up with Craig and tracks down Shane.  As the episode ends, she discovers that Shane (played by Jonathan Torrens) is living in an assisted living facility,

While all of that is going on, Paige is freaking out because of the location of her locker.  Spinner makes a series of deals which leads to him eventually convincing new student Chris Sharpe (Daniel Keith Morrison) to trade lockers.  Chris’s locker is located in Degrassi’s best hallway.  Paige is happy about that.  But the locker still looks old and dingy.  Paige would rather have Jimmy’s locker.  Good luck with that, Paige.  Despite agreeing to set aside their differences at the last school dance, Jimmy is back to hating Spinner.

This episode also features the return of Caitlin Ryan, who comes back Toronto for Spike’s baby shower.  (The creepy Farrell twins show up too.  AGCK!)  Caitlin meets Joey’s new girlfriend, realtor Sydney (Elisa Moolecherry).  Before realizing who Sydney is, Caitlin rambles on about how she and Joey have such a complicated romantic history.  This was the episode in which Caitlin was suddenly changed from being a level-headed professional woman to a neurotic klutz who continually got into awkward situations.

This is a two-part episode.  We’ll conclude the story of Shane McKay next week!

Lisa Marie’s Week In Review: 7/6/26 — 7/12/26


I’m too tired to be witty so let’s just jump straight into the good stuff.  Here’s what I watched last week.

Films I Watched:

  1. American Anthem (1986)
  2. Close Range (2015)
  3. Fatal Exposure (1989)
  4. Great Guy (1936)
  5. My Refuge (2013)
  6. My Science Project (1985)
  7. National Lampoon’s Animal House (1978)
  8. Nightmare Nurse (2015)
  9. Oculus (2013)
  10. Over The Top (1987) (twice)
  11. Rocky IV (1985)
  12. Rocky V (1990)
  13. Spine (1986)
  14. Thrash (2016)
  15. Vampire Time Travelers (1986)
  16. Zack (1983)

Television Shows I Watched:

  1. 1st & Ten,
  2. Baywatch,
  3. Big Brother 28
  4. CHiPs,
  5. The Contender
  6. Crime Story,
  7. Decoy,
  8. Freddy’s Nightmares,
  9. Homicide: Life On The Street
  10. Hunter,
  11. The Love Boat,
  12. Pacific Blue,
  13. Saved By The Bell
  14. Saved By The Bell: The New Class,
  15. Sledgehammer
  16. St. Elsewhere

Live Tweets:

  1. Close Range
  2. Nightmare Nurse
  3. Over The Top
  4. My Science Project
  5. Oculus

4 Shots From 4 Films:

  1. Monte Hellman
  2. Grindhouse
  3. Tod Browning
  4. Tom Hanks
  5. Kevin Bacon
  6. Robert Eggers
  7. Jean Cocteau

Scenes We Love:

  1. Two-Lane Blacktop
  2. Danger Diabolik
  3. Dracula
  4. Matewan
  5. Shaft
  6. The Sopranos
  7. Psycho
  8. Rocky III

Songs of the Day:

  1. Jonathan Clarke
  2. Blind Guardian
  3. Bonnie Tyler
  4. Blind Guardian
  5. David Bowie
  6. The Wallflowers
  7. Bill Conti

Music Videos of the Day:

  1. Blotto
  2. Whale
  3. Donny Osmond
  4. Breakfast Club
  5. Motley Crue
  6. New Order
  7. Talk Talk

Artworks of the Day:

  1. 31st of February
  2. Out From Eden
  3. Sex Week
  4. Hollywood Nights
  5. Paris Nights
  6. Top Notch
  7. The Humanoids

Links From Last Week:

  1. Thought For The Day (7.10.26)
  2. “Beef”‘s Greatest Hits! My Encounter With Jessica Harper And Some “Phantom Of The Paradise” Love!

News From Last Week:

  1. Singer Bonnie Tyler Dies
  2. Broadcaster and politician Darryl Hinch Dies At 82
  3. Actor Randolph Mantooth Dies At 80
  4. Actor Peter Van Norden Dies At 75
  5. Actress Louise Lasser Dies At 87

Links From The Site:

  1. Arleigh reviewed Back in Black, 2012, The Equalizer, and How A Realist Hero Rebuilt The Kingdom!  He profiled Kefka Palazzo!
  2. Brad reviewed The Specialist, Phenomenon, and Unhinged!
  3. I shared my always delightful thoughts on the culture!

Click here for last week!

Retro Television Review: Homicide: Life On The Street 5.16 “Valentine’s Day”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sundays, I will be reviewing Homicide: Life On The Street, which aired from 1993 to 1999, on NBC!  It  can be viewed on Peacock.

This week, Brodie gets a storyline, Luther Mahoney continues to destroy lives, and Pembleton’s marriage collapses.  It’s a busy few days in Baltimore.

Episode 5.16 “Valentine’s Day”

(Dir by Clark Johnson, originally aired on February 14th, 1997)

When a man  is found dead in the apartment of Alan Schack (Neil Patrick Harris), Detective Munch assume that it was a case of suicide.  However, Brodie went to school with Schack and is convinced that he’s the murderer.  Munch refuses to take Brodie serious but, luckily, Sgt. Howard is more open-minded.  After Alan beats up Brodie and leaves him on a snowy street, Brodie leaves Baltimore because he knows he’ll never get over the shame of being beaten up Neil Patrick Harris.  Just kidding!  Instead, Brodie doctors a tape to make it seem as if the police have evidence of Alan killing the victim.  Alan falls for it because …. I guess he’s just really stupid.  Like seriously, wouldn’t Alan have — at the very least — noticed that he was dressed totally different on videotape than he was on the day he committed the murder?  Or does Alan just wear the same outfit day after day?

When two seemingly unrelated bombs go off, Kellerman and Bayliss find themselves investigating a — all together now! — “red ball!”  Their investigation eventually leads them to the son of the grocer who was murdered by Luther Mahoney a few episodes ago.  The bombs are being sent to the people who the son blames for Luther getting away with murder.  One bomb is sent to the courthouse.  “Lewis is at the courthouse!” Bayliss exclaims.  “So is Julianna!” Kellerman says.  Well, that’s convenient.

Frank and Mary Pembleton attend marriage counseling. It doesn’t go well.  Frank finally agrees to allow their newborn daughter to be baptized despite the fact that he’s still struggling with his faith.  Mary, however, still leaves Frank afterwards.  She takes their daughter with her.  Frank is left alone in their home, staring at an empty crib.

And finally, due to budget cutbacks, Giardello has to dust his own office!

On the plus side, I related to Giardello’s need to dust.  As a sometimes struggling Catholic, I appreciated that the show took seriously Mary’s concerns about their daughter dying outside of a State of Grace.

Unfortunately, the rest of the episode just felt off.  Neil Patrick Harris as a tough guy drug dealer?  Nope.  Sorry.  I loved NPH as Dr. Horrible but I’m still not buying it.  As for the bombing storyline, it felt almost like a parody of an episode of Homicide.  Oh no!  There’s a bomb at the courthouse and Lewis and Dr. Cox just happen to be standing right outside the doorway!

I regret to say it but this episode just didn’t work for me.