Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Mondays, I will be reviewing CHiPs, which ran on NBC from 1977 to 1983.  The entire show is currently streaming on Freevee!

This week, Ponch and Baker abandon the highways and keep watch over a neighborhood.

Episode 2.5 “Neighborhood Watch”

(Dir by Phil Bondelli, originally aired on October 14th, 1978)

After a series of near-accidents and speeding violations occur in an upper class neighborhood, Getraer decides to take his people off the highways and instead assign then to keep an eye on one residential street.  Ponch is happy because it means he gets to sit on his bike and watch all of the women who jog throughout the day.  Baker is happy for presumably the same reason, though he’s noticeably less obvious about it than Ponch.  To be honest, I’m surprised that Ponch hasn’t been in more accidents because he can never keep his eyes on the road.

Unfortunately, even a quiet neighborhood street has its problems.  Gerald Billings (Stephen Young) is struggling, with both his marriage and with his attempts to find a new job.  The first time that Baker pulls him over, it’s because Gerald is speeding and shaving in his car.  The second time, it’s because Gerald is driving drunk after finding out that he has been turned down for yet another job.  It’s after the second arrest that Gerald files a formal complaint against Baker.

What’s interesting is that this is the same thing that often happens to Ponch but Getraer is instantly sympathetic to Baker whereas he’s never that way when it comes to anyone trying to get Ponch in trouble.  Indeed, Getraer often comes across as if he can’t wait for the day when he’ll have an excuse to fire Ponch.  Don’t get me wrong.  Ponch is pretty obnoxious and his behavior while on the job is often rather gauche.  But it’s still pretty obvious that, for all of Ponch’s flaws, the tension between him and Getraer is personal in nature.  Getraer just doesn’t like him.

As for Baker, he gets off the hook when he arrests Gerald a third time.  After a drunk Gerald accidentally runs over a pedestrian and crashes his car, Gerald takes off on foot.  Baker catches him and it’s pretty obvious that Gerald’s going to be heading off to jail.  His complaint will be forgotten.  Even if Gerald wasn’t going to jail, I’m sure Getraer would have pulled some string for his favorite motorcycle cop.

This episode’s other plotline revolved around some mischievous kids who had too much free time on their hands and almost always seemed to be doing something reckless on their skateboards.  The most prominent of them was Brian (played by Robbie Rist, who previously gained infamy as Cousin Oliver on The Brady Bunch).  Brian even buzzed Ponch and Jon with a model airplane.  Realizing the kids weren’t really that bad, Ponch took them to a skate park and showed off a few of his own skateboard moves.  Let’s just say that Erik Estrada was no Tony Hawk.

This episode was kind of boring.  I get that the episode was showing that the Highway Patrol does good work even off the highways but the highway — and more importantly, the chance to see a fast-paced chase or a spectacular crash on the highway — is the main reason anyone would have for watching this show.  Taking Ponch and Baker off the highway just feels wrong.  Hopefully, they’ll be back where they belong next week!