Bonus Horror On The Lens: It Conquered The World (dir by Roger Corman)


 

“Man is a feeling creature, and because of it, the greatest in the universe….”

Hell yeah!  You tell ’em, Peter Graves!

In 1956’s It Conquered The World.  Graves plays a scientist who watches in horror as his small town and all of the people who he loves and works with are taken over by an alien.  Rival scientist Lee Van Cleef thinks that the alien is going to make the world a better place but Graves understands that a world without individual freedom isn’t one that’s worth living in.

This is one of Corman’s most entertaining films, featuring not only Graves and Van Cleef but also the great Beverly Garland.  Like many horror and science fiction films of the 50s, it’s subtext is one of anti-collectivism.  Depending on your politics, you could view the film as either a criticism of communism or McCarthyism.  Watching the film today, with its scenes of the police and the other towns people hunting anyone who fails to conform or follow orders, it’s hard not to see the excesses of the COVID era.

Of course, there’s also a very persuasive argument to be made that maybe we shouldn’t worry too much about subtext and we should just enjoy the film as a 50s B-movie that was directed with the Corman touch.

Regardless of how interpret the film, I defy anyone not to smile at the sight of ultra-serious Peter Graves riding his bicycle from one location to another.

Here, for your viewing pleasure, is It Conquered The World!

 

Horror On The Lens: Little Shop of Horrors (dir by Roger Corman)


 

Whenever it’s time to share this film for Horrorthon, I have a little story that I like to tell:

Enter singing.

Little Shop.…Little Shop of Horrors.…Little Shop.…Little Shop of Terrors….

When I was 19 years old, I was in a community theater production of the musical Little Shop of Horrors.  Though I think I would have made the perfect Audrey, everybody always snickered whenever I sang so I ended up as a part of “the ensemble.”  Being in the ensemble basically meant that I spent a lot of time dancing and showing off lots of cleavage.  And you know what?  The girl who did play Audrey was screechy, off-key, and annoying and after every show, all the old people in the audience always came back stage and ignored her and went straight over to me.  So there.

Anyway, during rehearsals, our director thought it would be so funny if we all watched the original film.  Now, I’m sorry to say, much like just about everyone else in the cast, this was my first exposure to the original and I even had to be told that the masochistic dentist patient was being played by Jack Nicholson.  However, I’m also very proud to say that — out of that entire cast — I’m the only one who understood that the zero-budget film I was watching was actually better than the big spectacle we were attempting to perform on stage.  Certainly, I understood the film better than that screechy little thing that was playing Audrey.

The first Little Shop of Horrors certainly isn’t scary and there’s nobody singing about somewhere that’s green (I always tear up when I hear that song, by the way).  However, it is a very, very funny film with the just the right amount of a dark streak to make it perfect Halloween viewing.

So, if you have 72 minutes to kill, check out the original and the best Little Shop of Horrors….

 

Horror Scenes That I Love: The Monster Meets The Blind Man In Bride of Frankenstein


Today’s horror scene that I love comes from 1935’s Bride of Frankenstein!

In this scene, directed by James Whale, the Monster (Boris Karloff) meets his first friend, a blind hermit played by O.P. Heggie.  It’s a scene that features Karloff at his best and it’s still touching, even if it is kind of hard to watch it without thinking about Peter Boyle accidentally burning down Gene Hackman’s shack in Young Frankenstein.

4 Shots From 4 Horror Films: October 21st


4 Shots From 4 Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!

4 Shots From 4 Horror Films

The Man From Planet X (1951, dir by Edgar G. Ulmer, DP: John L. Russell)

Black Sabbath (1963, dir by Mario Bava, DP: Ubaldo Terzano)

Flesh For Frankenstein (1973, dir by Paul Morrissey, DP: Luigi Kuveiller)

A Blade In The Dark (1983, dir by Lamberto Bava, DP: Gianlorenzo Battaglia)

Horror Book Review: Ladies’ Night (by Jack Ketchum)


“In the War Between Men and Women the Shooting Has Begun.” — Jack Ketchum

Jack Ketchum’s Ladies’ Night takes a premise that sounds like the setup for a trashy midnight movie and follows it somewhere genuinely unpleasant. A chemical spill in New York City turns women into sexually aggressive killers, leaving men scrambling to survive a night of escalating violence. That description pretty much tells you whether you want to go anywhere near this book. What it doesn’t tell you is how effectively Ketchum can turn an outrageous concept into a tense survival story—or how often the concept threatens to swallow everything interesting about it. This is lean, nasty horror with considerable momentum and some serious limitations.

The central character is Tom Braun, a husband and father whose wandering eye gives him an immediate disadvantage in the likability department. When the outbreak erupts, his ordinary selfishness suddenly looks small beside the catastrophe unfolding around him. After escaping violence at a bar, he realizes his son, Andy, is back at their apartment with his wife, Susan, who may also be affected. Getting home becomes the story’s driving objective. It is a straightforward hook, but a strong one: surviving the streets means little if the person Tom needs to protect is trapped somewhere supposedly safe.

What works best is the collision between that intimate fear and the larger urban disaster. Tom has a specific destination, while the city around him keeps producing new obstacles. Ketchum doesn’t need an elaborate mystery to maintain suspense; he needs distance, uncertainty, and the knowledge that every delay could matter. The movement through a collapsing New York gives the book something of a nightmare journey’s rhythm. Each escape offers temporary relief rather than security. The comparison to The Warriors is especially apt because both stories turn crossing the city into a desperate struggle to get home (and, for the ancient history nerds out there, that film’s literary roots trace back to Xenophon’s Anabasis). Different circumstances, same nightmare of having a destination and far too many people between you and it.

Ketchum’s prose suits that urgency. The writing is direct, physical, and more interested in what happens next than in stopping to admire itself. That approach can look simple until you consider how easily a book like this could become exhausting or ridiculous. The narrative needs to keep its outrageous premise moving fast enough that the immediate danger remains convincing. For much of the novel, it does. The brevity helps, too. This isn’t a sprawling apocalypse with chapters devoted to explaining every institution’s response. It stays close to the panic, pushing its characters through an increasingly hostile environment.

Then there is the violence, which deserves more than a routine “not for the squeamish” warning. Ladies’ Night combines graphic injury, sexual aggression, and the destruction of familiar relationships. Its nastiness comes partly from making intimacy dangerous: attraction becomes a trap, and people who should offer comfort become sources of terror. That is more disturbing than simply putting monsters on street corners. At its strongest, the book makes the body itself feel unreliable, something that can be chemically commandeered and turned against other people. At its weakest, the same material feels like another opportunity to deliver a grotesque spectacle.

That distinction matters because the novel’s gender politics are impossible to separate from its entertainment value. Women become the threatening population, while men occupy the principal survival perspective. The setup also provides repeated circumstances in which violence against women becomes a matter of immediate self-defense. You can recognize that these women are victims of contamination rather than willing participants and still find the resulting arrangement uncomfortable. The issue isn’t simply that the book contains offensive material. It’s that its central mechanism keeps returning to a narrow, heavily sexualized vision of female monstrosity.

There is a potentially richer horror story inside that discomfort. A person being forced into murderous behavior is horrifying for the person losing control, not just for whoever stands nearby. But Ladies’ Night largely draws its momentum from the men trying to survive the consequences. That emphasis limits how fully the women register as people experiencing their own catastrophe. The book can therefore feel caught between two effects: the tragedy of human beings being transformed into threats and the lurid excitement of fighting those threats. The second is generally louder, which makes the first harder to feel consistently.

Tom adds some useful friction because he isn’t presented as an uncomplicated model husband. His infidelity puts an ugly edge on the rescue narrative: a man who has been neglecting his marriage now has to fight his way back toward his family. That doesn’t automatically make him a deeply developed character, but it gives the action a more interesting starting point than simple heroism. His concern for Andy supplies a credible emotional priority without requiring the reader to excuse his earlier behavior. The novel works better when those two judgments can coexist—he can be selfish and still desperately want to save his child.

The limitation is that momentum frequently substitutes for depth. Once the emergency takes over, there is little room for the characters to become much more than their immediate needs and reactions. That isn’t fatal in a short survival novel, but it affects how the violence lands. When characterization stays thin, suffering can become another event in the action rather than something with lasting emotional weight. Andy’s vulnerability gives the story an essential human anchor, yet the surrounding mayhem sometimes competes with that concern instead of intensifying it. The book is gripping more reliably than it is moving.

Ladies’ Night left me more impressed by Ketchum’s ability to sustain tension than by what he does with the ideas underneath it. As a fast, brutal urban nightmare, it delivers: the objective is clear, the danger keeps shifting, and the prose rarely lets the pressure ease. As an exploration of gender, intimacy, or the people caught inside its catastrophe, it is much less satisfying. Its provocations are stronger than its insights, and its nastiness occasionally feels like a shortcut rather than an achievement. Still, there is real craft beneath the exploitation premise. I’d call it a qualified recommendation for readers who enjoy extreme horror and can tolerate an ugly premise without expecting the book to fully interrogate it. It gets under your skin, but not always for the reasons that make a horror novel great.

October Positivity: The Order of Rights (dir by James Ball)


2021’s The Order of Rights tells the story of two teenagers.

Emma Stein (Emma Elle Roberts) is artistic and creative and we know this because she’s working the lights for the current high school theater production.  I have to say that I did a lot of high school theater and I always really disliked having to deal with the members of the backstage crew,  They were always worried about something.  Whenever I was waiting to make my entrance, I always knew some crew person was going to wander up and start talking to me about the lighting cues.  And I would just be like, “Just make sure I look good.”  Wow, that was mean of me.  I feel kind of bad now.

Anyway, back to the movie….

Ethan (Ben Davies) is a jock.  When know he’s a jock because he always wears his baseball cap backwards.  For Ethan and Emma it’s love at first sight.  Ethan is also a Christian and he feels really guilty after he and Emma give into temptation and have sex.  He feels even more guilty after Emma informs him that she’s pregnant.

Ethan talks to his parents (Matthew Welling and Julie Silcott).  They tell him that, before he was born, they found themselves in a similar situation.  They weren’t married at the time so Ethan’s mother decided to have an abortion.  They have always felt that they made a mistake.  When they learn that Emma’s mother is pressuring Emma to get an abortion, they hire a lawyer (Richard Cutting) to file a civil case against Emma, claiming that Emma is denying her baby its rights under the 14th amendment.

The case becomes national news.  We get a montage of real-life conservative podcasters and talk show hosts discussing the case.  The second half of the movie takes place almost exclusively in the court room and if you enjoy scenes of people saying, “Objection!” and a judge replying with “Overruled,” rest assured that this film is full of them.  Each side is given a chance to make its case.  That said, it’s hard not to notice that Ethan’s lawyer is extremely earnest while Emma’s lawyer is extremely smug.

Much like One Nation Under God, this is a film that was largely made to annoy liberals and, judging from the reviews left on Letterboxd, it certainly managed to do that.  It’s really not any more heavy-handed than most mainstream movies about abortion.  It’s just, in this case, the film comes at things from the pro-life point of view as opposed to the pro-choice point of view.  It’s a film that’s full of awkward scenes and there are quite a few performances that don’t work, especially during the film’s first half.  The actors playing Emma’s theater friends offer up some of the worst line readings that I’ve ever heard.  That said, Emma Elle Roberts probably gives a better performance than the film deserves and, regardless of what else you may want to say about the movie, it doesn’t turn Emma into a cardboard villain.  In the end, one feels very sorry for her as both sides are just using her pregnancy to push their own agenda.

This film was released in 2021.  A year later, Roe v Wade was overturned, making The Order of Rights feel very dated indeed.

Late Night Retro Television Review: Pacific Blue 5.2 “The Naked Truth”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Tuesdays, I will be reviewing Pacific Blue, a cop show that aired from 1996 to 2000 on the USA Network!  It’s currently streaming everywhere, though I’m watching it on Tubi.

This week, everyone’s going undercover!

Episode 5.2 “The Naked Truth”

(Dir by Sara Rose, originally aired on July 25th, 1999)

When a wealthy sorority girl is found dead on the beach with her head caved in, it falls to the bicycle patrol to solve the case.  Where are the Homicide detectives?  We know that the Santa Monica PD has a homicide division because Chris keeps talking about transferring there.  I know I bring this up every episode but it simply doesn’t make sense for the bike cops to be the ones investigating all of these crimes.  I mean, essentially, they’re traffic cops.  In the real world, they’re job would be to secure the crime scene and wait for the real detectives to show up.

Anyway, when Monica sees that the dead girl was wearing a sequined bikini, she immediately deduces that she was working as a stripper.  (I’m not sure that logic would hold hope in court but whatever.)  Why would a rich sorority girl be working at a strip club?  Monica and Chris go undercover to find out.  Chris is the new housemother at the sorority house.  Monica is a new pledge.  It turns out that working at the strip club started as a hazing ritual but now, all of the girls are being blackmailed (via email, we’re specifically told) into doing it.

Who is the blackmailer?  That mystery is solved when Chris catches the local handyman going through her underwear.  The handyman explains that he’s not a murderer, he’s just a pervert.  He also says that all of the girls have expensive underwear except for one who owns “K-mart panties.”  Because that girl is poor and a computer science major, Monica and Chris decide that she’s the blackmailer.  (Again, I’m not sure that logic would hope up in court but whatever.  I’m too tired to argue with this stupid show.)  I guess the lesson here is to spend money on quality panties.  Well, don’t worry, Pacific Blue!  I buy and wear only the best!

As for the murderer, it turns out to be a cowboy with a country accent who is always hanging out at the strip club and requesting a private dance.  It really wasn’t that much of a shock.

Pacific Blue always talks a big game about how women shouldn’t be objectified but then every episode opens with random bikini shots and this episode looked for every possible excuse to put Monica in a school girl outfit.  I’d have more respect for Pacific Blue if it was just honest about what it is was doing as opposed to having the characters constantly spouting a lot of cliches about empowerment that the show itself doesn’t seem to take all that seriously.

The good thing about this episode is that it ends with Chris telling TC that they need some time apart.  I agree!  You can do better, Chris!