Lisa Marie’s Week In Television: 4/19/26 — 4/25/26


Boy Band Confidential (HBOMax)

Another week, another special about boy bands.  I watched this 3-hour, two-part documentary on Wednesday and Thursday.  Joey Fatone was one of the producers so it’s not a surprise that a major theme of the documentary was that Joey Fatone was a pretty cool guy.  This show hit all the usual points — hey, there’s Lou Pealman! — without adding much new insight.

Crime Story (Tubi)

My review will drop this upcoming Monday.

Degrassi: The Next Generation (Tubi)

My review will drop tomorrow night.

Hollywood Demons (HBOMax)

I watched two episodes.  The first one was about Stephen Collins (yikes!).  The second was about Jerry Springer.  Now that Jerry is dead and his show is definitely never coming back, all of his producers are trying to cash in by letting you know that they were anti-Jerry the whole time.  It all feels a bit self-serving.

Homicide: Life on the Street (Peacock)

My review will drop tomorrow.

Saved By The Bell (Tubi)

Along with this week’s review episode (which will be dropping shortly), I also watched three Patrick Muldoon episodes on Friday.  RIP.

Watched and Reviewed:

  1. 1st & Ten
  2. Baywatch
  3. CHiPs
  4. Decoy
  5. Freddy’s Nightmares
  6. Hunter
  7. The Love Boat
  8. Making It Legal
  9. Pacific Blue
  10. Saved By The Bell: The New Class
  11. St. Elsewhere

Retro Television Review: Baywatch 1.21 “The End?”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Saturdays, I will be reviewing Baywatch, which ran on NBC and then in syndication from 1989 to 2001.  The entire show can be viewed on Tubi.

This week, we finish off the first season of Baywatch.

Episode 1.21 “The End?”

(Dir by Reza Badiyi, originally aired on April 6th, 1990)

This the end, my only friend, the end….

Earthquake!  The ground shakes in Los Angeles and the result is pure chaos.  While Mitch oversees the rescue operations, Shauni tries to get over her fear of natural disasters, Eddie helps a pregnant woman deliver twins in his lifeguard tower, Gina finds herself pinned under a shelf at the loft, and Craig and Cort are trapped in an underwater cave.  Have none of these people noticed that hanging out with Cort always leads to stuff like this happening?

We see a news report that says that five people died in the earthquake.  Fortunately, none of those people were a character on Baywatch.  (Though, now that I think about it, when was the last time anyone saw Trevor?)  The LAPD dive team saves Cort and Craig.  Hobie helps Gina get out from underneath that shelf.  Eddie and Shauni work together to help deliver those twins and then, as the sun sets behind them, Eddie asks, “Will you marry me?”  Shauni nods as the theme music starts up….

Was this the end?  It was meant to be.  After a season of declining ratings and raising production costs, NBC decided to cancel Baywatch.  I guess the executives figured that, if even a shark attack failed to get people to watch, it was best just to move on.  Baywatch decided to go out with an episode about an earthquake because it was a California show and California is all about the ground moving under your feet.  It actually turned out to be one of the better episodes of the first season, specifically because it focused on lifeguards and other first responders doing their job.  There were no silly plots about gamblers or Mitch’s love life or anything else.  This was Baywatch the way it probably should have been.  But it was too late to keep the show alive on network television.

That said, the Hoff believed in Baywatch and, working with the show’s producers, he brought it back in syndication.  This episode was the end of Baywatch on NBC but it was just the beginning of the show that would go on to epitomize a decade.

We’ll start season 2 next week.

Lisa Marie’s Week In Television: 4/12/26 — 4/18/26


Growing Pains (Tubi)

Matthew Perry played the boyfriend of Kirk Cameron’s sister.  He drank too much, he crashed his car, and he died.  This is one of those very special episodes that one might roll their eyes at, if not for the fact that it guest starred Perry.  Because it did guest star Perry, it was very sad to watch.

Homicide: Life On The Street (Peacock)

A review for this episode will be dropping tomorrow.

Kyōryū Sentai Zyuranger (Shout TV)

In this show,  from Japan, a group of teenagers used the power of the dinosaurs to defeat a witch.  I watched three episodes on Saturday.  The stop-motion dinosaurs and tigers were cute.

The Right Time (YouTube)

This was a 90s music show that was hosted by singer Tom Jones.  I watched two episodes on Friday.  The first one was called “Pop Music” and I enjoyed it.  The second one was called “Gospel Music” and it was a little dull.

Saved By The Bell (Tubi)

A review for this episode will be dropping later tonight.

Who’s The Boss (Prime)

On Friday, after Jeff and I finished up The Trip, Amazon took us straight into this Tony Danza-starring sitcom.  We watched the first episode, which was pretty forgettable.  (Danza is a former baseball player turned housekeeper and no one can believe it.)  The theme song kind of got stuck in my head though.

WKRP In Cincinnati (DVD)

Jeff and I watched several episodes of this 70s sitcom over the week.  Even if the humor was a bit dated, it was a funny show.  Herb Tarlek’s suits were amazing.

Watched and Reviewed:

  1. 1st & Ten
  2. Baywatch
  3. ChiPs
  4. Decoy
  5. Freddy’s Nightmares
  6. Hunter
  7. The Love Boat
  8. Miami Vice
  9. Pacific Blue
  10. Saved By The Bell: The New Class
  11. St. Elsewhere

Retro Television Review: Baywatch 1.20 “Old Friends”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Saturdays, I will be reviewing Baywatch, which ran on NBC and then in syndication from 1989 to 2001.  The entire show can be viewed on Tubi.

This week …. oh, who cares?  Season one is nearly over.

 

Episode 1.20 “Old Friends”

(Dir by Douglas Schwartz, originally aired on March 30th, 1990)

Cort is shocked when he thinks he sees his old friend, Lance (Jeff Lester), piloting a boat.  But Lance is dead!  Nope, it turns out that Lance faked his death and now he wants Cort to help him commit insurance fraud.  Cort doesn’t want to do anything of the sort but he is kind of in love with Lance’s sister (Susan Diol).

Oh, who cares?  It’s a typical Cort story.  Apparently, Cort is some sort of international bad boy, even though he just comes across as being a beach bum.  Cort stories are always kind of boring because Cort has never made much sense as a character.

Meanwhile, Mitch, Craig, and Garner go camping.  Mitch goes hang gliding.  He ends up crashing into a tree and then getting attack by a snake.  Craig uses his hang glider to search for Mitch.  Craig finds him but his radio breaks down so Garner — who has never hang glided before — decides to use the one remaining hang glider to search for his friends.  A gust of wind takes Garner from the mountains to the beach.  Eventually, Mitch and Craig are rescued.  No one dies.  Snake bites aren’t that dangerous, I guess.

This was a weird episode.  The first season of Baywatch premiered on NBC.  NBC cancelled the show after the first season and this episode definitely feels like a show on its way out.  The whole episode looks and feels cheap.  There’s a noticeable lack of extras on the beach.  The hang gliding scenes are not particularly convincing.  Everything about the episode practically shouts, “Nearly bankrupt!”  Even Hasselhoff apparently didn’t want to do too much with this episode as he spends almost the entire running time delirious from the snake bite.

This episode had one funny moment.  Mitch, losing control of his hang glider, yells into his radio, “Is anyone there!?”  Cut to Craig and Garner at the campsite, totally ignoring the radio.  I guess it makes sense.  Why would a lifeguard pay attention when someone was doing something that could potentially get him killed?

Next week — season one ends!

Lisa Marie’s Week In Television: 4/5/26 — 4/11/26


Diff’rent Strokes (Tubi)

It wasn’t by choice!  On Wednesday, I watched a movie on Tubi and then Tubi sent me to an episode of Diff’rent Strokes before I could stop it.  Mr. Drummond’s friend, Larry (McClean Stevenson), visited from Oregon.  Drummond got Larry a chance to audition for his own talk show.  Larry’s daughter (Kim Richards) didn’t want to move and, for some reason, she blamed the whole thing on Gary Coleman.

Fridays (Prime)

This was a comedy sketch show from the early 80s.  I watched the premiere episode on Saturday morning.  There were a lot of familiar faces in the cast, including a dark-haired Larry David.  Unfortunately, none of the skits were really that funny.

The Greatest Event In Television History (Prime)

In this Adult Swim series, Adam Scott recreated the opening credits of classic television shows and destroyed his life in the process.  Jeff Probst hosted.  Jon Hamm guest-starred and “died” shortly after filming his scenes.  (Don’t worry, his ghost later appeared.)  Paul Rudd slept with Adam’s wife.  Host Jeff Probst said, “Adam’s life is now ruined.”   Billy Joel played piano.  I watched all four episodes on Tuesday and it was funnier than it had any right to be.

Jesus of Nazareth (Tubi)

On Easter, I binged this seven hour miniseries from 1977.  Written by Anthony Burgess and directed by Franco Zeffirelli, this gorgeously produced production took the idea of having an all-star cast quite literally.  Even the minor roles were played by familiar faces, everyone from Donald Pleasence to Rod Steiger to Ernest Borgnine to James Earl Jones, Ian McShane, Laurence Olivier, Stacy Keach, Christopher Plummer, and Michael York.  Olivia Hussey played the Virgin Mary.  Anne Bancroft played the Magdalene.  It was very well-done and surprisingly moving.

The Masters (Prime and Paramount+)

I watched a bit of the Masters this week.  On Saturday, when it was storming outside and I had just returned from attending a memorial service for an old friend of my father’s, it provided a nice distraction.

Nero Wolfe (A&E)

I watched the final two episodes of Nero Wolfe on Tuesday.  It was a truly entertaining show, featuring great work from Maury Chaykin and Timothy Hutton.  It’s a shame that it was canceled after only two seasons.

Sledgehammer (Prime)

This was an 80s sitcom, featuring David Rasche as an out-of-control cop.  I watched two episodes on Friday and it was actually pretty funny.  Rasche talked to his gun and made fun of liberals.  I enjoyed it.

I also watched and reviewed:

  1. 1st & Ten
  2. Baywatch
  3. CHiPs
  4. Decoy
  5. Freddy’s Nightmares
  6. Highway to Heaven
  7. The Love Boat
  8. Miami Vice
  9. Pacific Blue
  10. Saved By The Bell
  11. Saved By The Bell: The New Class
  12. St. Elsewhere

Retro Television Review: Baywatch 1.19 “The Big Race”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Saturdays, I will be reviewing Baywatch, which ran on NBC and then in syndication from 1989 to 2001.  The entire show can be viewed on Tubi.

Cort needs money!

Episode 1.19 “The Big Race”

(Dir by Kevin Inch, originally aired on March 16th, 1990)

This episode opens with Cort trying to impress a woman who is convinced that he’s rich.  He and Eddie illegally break into someone else’s yacht and Eddie dressed up in a tuxedo so he can pretend to be Cort’s butler.  The meeting goes well into the woman asks Cort to donate $10,000 to a retirement home and Cort impulsively says yes.

Now, he has to come up with $10,000!

Luckily, there’s a water ski race coming up and the grand prize is $15,000.  Cort, Mitch, and Craig enter and …. well, do you need me to tell you that they win despite the efforts of a bunch of snobby vandals?

Meanwhile, Shauni is scared to get in the water.  She’s haunted by slow motion flashbacks of Jill getting attacked by that shark.  (This is the rare episode of Baywatch that actually acknowledges that something that happened in another episode.)  I guess Shauni’s going to have to quit being a lifeguard now.  Oh wait — luckily, someone almost drowns and Shauni’s instincts overpower her fear.  With the help of Michael Newman — NEWMIE! — Shauni finds the courage to do her job.

At least Shauni is still mourning Jill.  No one else seems to care.  Seriously, if you think about it — two lifeguards have died in the line of duty over the past two weeks and no one really seems that upset about it.

No wonder some people stand in the darkness.

Lisa Marie’s Week In Television: 3/29/26 — 4/4/26


Baywatch (Tubi)

I reviewed Baywatch here.

Decoy (Tubi)

I reviewed Decoy here.

Degrassi: The Next Generation (Tubi)

My review of Degrassi will drop tomorrow.

Freddy’s Nightmares (Tubi)

I reviewed Freddy’s Nightmares here.

Highway to Heaven (Tubi)

I reviewed Highway to Heaven here.

Homicide: Life On The Street (Peacock)

My review of Homicide will drop tomorrow.

It’s The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown (Apple TV)

Watching this charming animated special is an Easter tradition that I share with Erin Nicole.  You can read her thoughts here.

The Love Boat (Parmaount+)

I reviewed The Love Boat here.

Nero Wolfe (YouTube)

I watched an episode of this classic detective series on Tuesday.  Maury Chaykin was a great Wolfe and Timothy Hutton was a wonderful Archie Goodwin.  The late James Tolkan also appeared in the episode, wearing an eyepatch.

Saved By The Bell (Tubi)

My review of Saved By The Bell will drop in 30 minutes.

Show Me A Hero (HBO Max)

“….and I’ll show you a tragedy.”  I rewatched this 2015 HBO miniseries on Wednesday.  The miniseries dealt with the fight over low-income housing in Yonkers, New York and it starred Oscar Isaac as Nick Wasicsko, who went from being elected mayor at the age of 28 to committing suicide 6 years later.  Supporting roles were played Catherine Keener, James Beluhsi, Peter Riegert, Jon Bernthal, Winona Ryder, Alfred Molina, and Carla Quevado.  The show was written by David Simon and each episode was directed by Paul Haggis.  Not surprisingly, several actors from The Wire popped up in small roles.

Show Me A Hero really impressed me when it originally aired.  Rewatching it, it still held my attention but I could see that the miniseries was a bit more heavy-handed than I remembered and that Simon and Haggis were clearly more interested in the political storyline than they were in the stories of the people who eventually moved into the new housing developments.  Some of the performances were better than other.  Catherine Keener and Winona Ryder both overacted while, cast as the show’s three mayors, Belushi, Isaac, and Molina all gave strong performances.  Carla Quevado was exceptionally good as Isaac’s wife.

In the end, Show Me A Hero works best as a portrait of an ambitious politician who peaked too young, suffered due to things out of his control, and then spent the rest of his life trying to regain his lost promise.  Some people feel that Nick Wasicsko was a hero.  This miniseries ultimately focuses on the tragedy.

St. Elsewhere (Daily Motion)

I reviewed St. Elsewhere here.

TV 2000 (NightFlight Plus)

Jeff and I watched an episode of this old 80s music program on Friday night.  John Kassir, who played the kicker on 1st and Ten and who would later voice the Crypt Keeper on Tales From the Crypt, was one of the hosts.  He was a bit hyperactive.

 

Retro Television Review: Baywatch 1.18 “Shark Derby”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Saturdays, I will be reviewing Baywatch, which ran on NBC and then in syndication from 1989 to 2001.  The entire show can be viewed on Tubi.

This week, a lifeguard dies!

Episode 1.18 “Shark Derby”

(Dir by Gregory J. Bonann, originally aired on March 2nd, 1990)

Hey, remember Jill?

Jill, played by Shawn Weatherly, was a major character at the start of the season.  She was the tough, seasoned lifeguard who was one of Mitch’s best friends.  She was also Shauni’s mentor.  If Shauni was often silly and superficial, Jill was all business.  She also had a brief flirtation with Trevor, before Trevor vanished from the show.

As the first season progressed, Jill became less and less important.  In this week’s episode, Jill finally gets to do something,  She dies!  She dies after being attacked by a shark who was drawn to the beach by an unethical restaurant owner (Peter Brown) who has been pouring chum into the ocean and who has also placed some sort of transmitter underwater that sends out a high-pitched tone that only sharks can hear.  The restauranter is just doing it to promote his annual shark derby.  However, when one of the sharks attacks a raft full of school children, Jill swims out into the ocean to save them.  And she ends up getting bitten by a shark.  She doesn’t lose any limbs.  In fact, we don’t see any blood at all.  But, at the hospital, it’s announced that Jill has over two hundred sutures.  Yikes!

Despite getting chomped by a shark, it first appears as if Jill will survive.  But towards the end of the episode, even as she’s preparing to leave the hospital, she develops a blood cot that kills her, off-screen.  David Hasselhoff gets to show off his ability to cry onscreen.  To be honest, that’s the main reason this episode works.  We don’t really know enough about Jill to get too emotionally involved in her situation.  But Hasselhoff is so incredibly earnest and sincere in his grief that he gets to you.  Jill must have been someone amazing if the Hoff is crying.

This episode was shameless and emotionally manipulative and it was pure Baywatch.  This episode also featured a record number of slo mo of doom scenes.  The shark attacked in slow motion.  Jill and Craig yelled at people to get out of the water in slow motion.  Is it really slow motion if no one yells?  I’m not sure.

So, Jill is dead.  But the Hoff and the rest are still alive and ready to save swimmers across California.

 

Lisa Marie’s Week In Television: 3/22/26 — 3/28/26


1st & Ten (Tubi)

I reviewed 1st & Ten here!

The Addams Family (YouTube)

Cousin Itt came to visit!  I watched an episode of this classic sitcom on Wednesday with my friend Dani.  She was celebrating John Astin’s birthday.

Baywatch (Tubi)

I reviewed Baywatch here!

CHiPs (Prime)

I reviewed CHiPs here!

Dance International Magazine (NightFlight+)

Everyone on the program was dancing and I danced while watching.

Decoy (Tubi)

I reviewed Decoy here!

Degrassi: The Next Generation (Tubi)

Look for my Degrassi review tomorrow!

Diff’rent Strokes (Tubi)

Tubi showed me a random episode on Thursday.  Arnold and his stupid friend Dudley took up smoking.  Dudley’s father went to the hospital to have a lung removed.  I think there was a message in there somewhere.

Freddy’s Nightmare (Tubi)

I reviewed Freddy’s Nightmares here!

Highway to Heaven (Tubi)

I reviewed Highway to Heaven here!

Homicide: Life On The Street (Peacock)

Look for my Homicide review tomorrow!

Lonesome Dove (Tubi)

I binged Lonesome Dove on Wednesday, as a tribute to both Texas and the late Robert Duvall.  It was a great adaptation of a great book.

The Love Boat (Paramount Plus)

I reviewed The Love Boat here!

Miami Vice (Prime)

I reviewed Miami Vice here.

Nero Wolfe (YouTube)

I watched two episodes of Nero Wolfe on Tuesday.  These episodes featured Maury Chaykin as Nero Wolfe and Timothy Hutton as Archie Goodwin.  Seymour Cassel was in one of the episodes.  I enjoyed the episodes, even if I did have a hard time following the twists and turns of the mysteries.

Night Flight (NightFlight+)

On Saturday, I watched an episode of this old music video program.  It was a countdown of the top music videos of 1983.  I like the music of the 80s.  It was very energetic.

Pacific Blue (Tubi)

I reviewed Pacific Blue here!

Saved By The Bell (Tubi)

This week’s review will drop in 90 minutes.

Saved By The Bell: The New Class (Prime)

I reviewed this week’s episode here!

St. Elsewhere (Daily Motion)

I reviewed St. Elsewhere here!

Retro Television Review: Baywatch 1.17 “Eclipse”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Saturdays, I will be reviewing Baywatch, which ran on NBC and then in syndication from 1989 to 2001.  The entire show can be viewed on Tubi.

This week, Eddie’s incompetence continues.

Episode 1.17 “Eclipse”

(Dir by Paul Schneider, originally aired on February 23rd, 1990)

After Kirby (Lance Wilson-White), the lifeguard that Eddie was supposed to be training, mysteriously drowns, Eddie loses his job and is shunned by every lifeguard in California.

Well, that’s what should have happened.  Instead, everyone tells Eddie that it wasn’t his fault and goes out of their way to make sure that Eddie isn’t beating himself up over one unfortunate death.  We don’t actually see Mitch or Captain Thorpe calling up Kirby’s family to offer condolences.  We don’t see Kirby’s funeral or Kirby getting the traditional fallen lifeguard salute.  Kirby?  Who’s Kirby?

Instead, Eddie meets with a psychiatrist (Dr. Joyce Brothers) and later admits that his sister drowned when he was a child and that’s why he feels so guilty about what happened to Kirby.  Everyone is more upset about Eddie’s sister than they are Kirby.

Meanwhile, Eddie searches the beach for a ghostly woman in a white nightgown.  Eddie and Craig’s wife, Gina (Holly Gagnier), speculate that the woman is the ghost of someone who burned down the lighthouse decades ago.  Mitch theorizes that the woman is an escaped mental patient.  The woman later turns up on the beach, dead from drowning.  Again, nobody seems to be too upset.  Aren’t these people supposed to be lifeguards?

While this is going on, Hobie discovers that his friend Katie (Hayley Carr) is going to have to euthanize her dog because it bit her family’s landlord.  Katie runs away and Hobie hides both her and the dog at his house.  Mitch is not happy about this but he does agree to adopt the dog so it won’t be killed.  Yay!

This episode was dumb.  Apparently, as long as Eddie’s feeling better, it doesn’t matter that two people drowned.  Stay away from Malibu, folks.