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Oh my, this epiosde.

Episode 4.8 “Injustice For All”

(Dir by Stan Lathan, originally aired on November 23rd, 1988)

The Bulls narrowly win a game against Texas’s team when Coach Denardo decides to give the ball not to usual running back but instead to Bubba Kincaid.  Bubba is pronounced the hero of the game, which makes Jethro jealous.  During the next game, when Denardo tries to pull off the same play, Bubba insists that the ball should be given to Jethro.  Jethro fumbles the ball and Bubba falls on it, scoring once again for the Bulls.  Afterwards, Bubba assures the press that Jethro was supposed to fumble and that Jethro is actually the hero of the game.  That’s  nice!

Less nice is what happens when the press talks to Coach Denardo.  When asked whether or not he thought Texas lost because they had a black quarterback, he shrugs and says, “Maybe.  Blacks have excelled at every other position in the game.  Eventually, they’ll excel as quarterbacks.”  Denardo is branded a racist.  He insists that his words were taken out of context.

Personally …. I don’t know, it all sounds pretty racist to me.  The question was definitely racist.  Denardo wasn’t asked if he felt Texas lost because their quarterback didn’t play well.  Instead, he was specifically asked if Texas lost because their quarterback was black.  Then, Denardo’s answer is that apparently blacks are not good quarterbacks right now but they will be someday.  How is that not racist?  Denardo (and the reporter) are taking an individual player, considering nothing about him beyond his race, and then saying that’s why his team lost.  All Denardo had to say was that the quarterback struggled, just as many white quarterbacks have struggled.  Denardo could have just said, “Race doesn’t have anything to do with it.”  Instead …. well, you get the idea.

The Dobbs Corporation, which now owns the Bulls, has recently had to settle a lawsuit about their discriminatory employment practices.  Executive Michal Westwood (Paul Tuerpe) wants Denardo fired and really, Denardo probably should be fired.  But TD Parker (OJ Simpson) tries to play peacemaker.  He tells Denardo that it would help if he apologized.

“TD,” Denardo says, “I’ve got white friends and I’ve got black friends.  But if you don’t drop this, I might have one less black friend.”

And then, presumably, Denardo complimented TD for being articulate.

Meanwhile, Dr. Death’s attempt to have a one night stand with a biker chick (Beth Broderick …. wait a minute, Aunt Zelda!?) comes to an end when he meets her son and discovers that the kid is being abused by his mother’s other boyfriend.  Dr. Death takes the kid under his wing and then beats up the abuser.  Yay!  Seriously, this whole episode should have just been Dr. Death beating up that guy.

And Denardo really should have been fired.