Retro Television Review: Homicide: Life On The Street 5.6 “White Lies”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sundays, I will be reviewing Homicide: Life On The Street, which aired from 1993 to 1999, on NBC!  It  can be viewed on Peacock.

This week, Detective Much meets Dr. Cox.

Episode 5.6 “White Lies”

(Dir by Peter Weller, originally aired on November 8th, 1996)

When a suburban housewife is reportedly found dead in bed, Detective Munch suspects that she was murdered by her husband, Phillip Engle (Scott Bryce, of As The World Turns fame).  Munch points out that the dead woman was wearing makeup, that Engle’s story is full of holes, and that it doesn’t make sense that a healthy woman’s heart would just stop in the middle of the night.  However, Dr. Cox is not convinced that the woman was murdered and, as she puts it, it’s not a murder until the M.E. says it is.  Munch finds himself investigating a crime that may or may not have been committed.  Ultimately, it turns out that the woman died of a heroin overdose.  Philip Engle was not trying to cover up a murder when he redressed his wife and moved her from the bathroom floor to her bed.  Instead, he was trying to preserve his wife’s dignity.

The story was a sad one and Scott Bryce did a great job as Phillip Engle.  For that matter, Richard Belzer gave one of his better performances as Munch.  This episode made you both respect Munch’s tenacity as a detective while also making you hate him for putting Phillip through so much pain.  That said, it was hard not to feel that this episode was a continuation of last week’s introduction of Dr. Cox.  The show seems to be really determined to make us love Dr. Cox.  I mean, we get it, Homicide.  She’s a badass.  You don’t have to keep hitting us over the head with it.

Meanwhile, Frank is still offering advice to Bayliss on how to be a homicide detective, even though Frank’s not allowed to go to crime scenes or conduct interrogations.  Bayliss’s latest case involves a suspect with a long history of stealing cars.  Frank watches as Bayliss screws up an interrogation, getting so lost in talking about how much he would like to steal a car and cruise down to California that the suspect replies, “I want a lawyer.”  Bayliss responds to Pembleton’s criticism by telling Pembleton to go into the Box and get the confession himself.  Bayliss seems to be sincere.  He truly wants Pembleton back in the Box.  Pembleton fantasies about storming into the Box like the Pembleton of old but he can’t do it.  He can’t break regulations.  He can’t risk another stroke.  As for the murder suspect, he goes free.

Lewis kicks Brodie out of his house.  Kay offers to let Brodie stay with her but Brodie ultimately declines the offer because he doesn’t want people gossiping about Kay.  Brodie says that he’s just going to sleep in the station.  Good luck with that, Brodie!  Seriously, do they even pay Brodie?  Why is he always one step away from living on the streets?

Kellerman take a polygraph concerning the accusations that he took a bribe from the Rolands.  Kellerman answers, “No,” when asked if he ever took a bribe but he ends the exam when he’s asked whether or not he knows of any other cops who were on Mitch Roland’s payroll.  Kellerman is told that he passed the polygraph.  But, so did Mitch Roland and “he answered all the questions.”

This was an okay episode, with the scenes between Bayliss and Pembleton being the highlight.  The stuff with the Rolands and the bribery accusations isn’t doing much for me.  This feels like a storyline that should have been resolved already.  That said, I do like it when Kellerman gets annoyed.  This episode ended with him hitting a punching bad and looking good while he did it.

Don’t let the bastards get you down, Kellerman!

Scenes That I Love: Hayden Christensen in Shattered Glass


Today, we wish a happy birthday to actor Hayden Christensen.

This scene that I love comes from the 2003 film Shattered Glass, in which Christensen played real-life journalist and fabulist Stephen Glass.  In this wonderfully-acted scene, Glass’s (fake) reporting falls apart as Chuck Lane (Peter Sarsgaard) walks through Glass’s claims.

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special James Franco Edition


4 Shots From 4 Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films is all about letting the visuals do the talking.

Happy birthday, James Franco, wherever you are!

4 Shots From 4 James Franco Films

The Broken Tower (2011, dir by James Franco)

The Broken Tower (2011, dir by James Franco)

Child of God (2013, dir by James Franco)

The Sound and The Fury (2014, dir by James Franco)

The Sound and The Fury (2014, dir by James Franco)

The Disaster Artist (2017, dir by James Franco)

Late Night Retro Television Review: Saved By The Bell 1.18 “Screech’s Birthday”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Saturdays, I will be reviewing Saved By The Bell, which ran on NBC from 1989 to 1993.  The entire show is currently streaming on Prime and Tubi!

Screech has the worst friends in the world.

Episode 1.18 “Screech’s Birthday”

(Dir by Don Barnhart, originally aired on November 14th, 1992)

Screech is upset because all of his “friends” (and his robot, Kevin) forgot his birthday.  His friends decide to make it up to him by throwing him a small party in Mr. Belding’s office.  However, in order to use Belding’s office, they need control of the halls so they come up with an elaborate scheme to get hall monitor Neil (Jesse Wilson) fired so that Screech can take his place.  However, Screech takes his job too seriously and sends everyone to detention, including almost everyone who is supposed to be at his party.

Oh my God, what is Zack going to do!?

Zack uses the PA system to ask that Slater, Lisa, Jessie, Kelly, and Screech come to the principal’s office.

Seriously, that’s all he does.

A few thoughts:

First off, the only reason that Zack his available to call everyone to the principal’s office is because Screech doesn’t send him to detention despite the fact that he catches Zack in the hallway without a hall pass.  Now, you might think Zack has immunity because he’s Screech’s best friend but Screech previously sent Lisa — the girl he loves — to detention so why would he give Zack a break?  Add to that, Screech is mad at Zack for forgetting his birthday.  So, I would think Zack would especially be someone that Screech would want to punish.

Secondly, why couldn’t they just throw Screech a surprise party at Zack’s house?  Or Slater’s house?  Or the Maxx?  Or anywhere other than Belding’s office?

Third, this episode does feature two of my favorite supporting characters, Neil the nasty hall monitor and Mr. Dewey (Patrick Thomas O’Brien), the burned out teacher.  Sadly, this was Neil’s only appearance.

Fourth, this episode was filmed for the first season and aired in syndication as a part of the first season but, for some reason, NBC didn’t air the episode until the fourth season.  It’s really not any worse than the typical Saved By The Bell episode so it’s odd that NBC held off on airing it for so long.

Fifth, always remember your friends’s birthdays.  It’s not that hard!

Lisa Marie’s Week In Television: 4/12/26 — 4/18/26


Growing Pains (Tubi)

Matthew Perry played the boyfriend of Kirk Cameron’s sister.  He drank too much, he crashed his car, and he died.  This is one of those very special episodes that one might roll their eyes at, if not for the fact that it guest starred Perry.  Because it did guest star Perry, it was very sad to watch.

Homicide: Life On The Street (Peacock)

A review for this episode will be dropping tomorrow.

Kyōryū Sentai Zyuranger (Shout TV)

In this show,  from Japan, a group of teenagers used the power of the dinosaurs to defeat a witch.  I watched three episodes on Saturday.  The stop-motion dinosaurs and tigers were cute.

The Right Time (YouTube)

This was a 90s music show that was hosted by singer Tom Jones.  I watched two episodes on Friday.  The first one was called “Pop Music” and I enjoyed it.  The second one was called “Gospel Music” and it was a little dull.

Saved By The Bell (Tubi)

A review for this episode will be dropping later tonight.

Who’s The Boss (Prime)

On Friday, after Jeff and I finished up The Trip, Amazon took us straight into this Tony Danza-starring sitcom.  We watched the first episode, which was pretty forgettable.  (Danza is a former baseball player turned housekeeper and no one can believe it.)  The theme song kind of got stuck in my head though.

WKRP In Cincinnati (DVD)

Jeff and I watched several episodes of this 70s sitcom over the week.  Even if the humor was a bit dated, it was a funny show.  Herb Tarlek’s suits were amazing.

Watched and Reviewed:

  1. 1st & Ten
  2. Baywatch
  3. ChiPs
  4. Decoy
  5. Freddy’s Nightmares
  6. Hunter
  7. The Love Boat
  8. Miami Vice
  9. Pacific Blue
  10. Saved By The Bell: The New Class
  11. St. Elsewhere

Retro Television Review: Baywatch 1.20 “Old Friends”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Saturdays, I will be reviewing Baywatch, which ran on NBC and then in syndication from 1989 to 2001.  The entire show can be viewed on Tubi.

This week …. oh, who cares?  Season one is nearly over.

 

Episode 1.20 “Old Friends”

(Dir by Douglas Schwartz, originally aired on March 30th, 1990)

Cort is shocked when he thinks he sees his old friend, Lance (Jeff Lester), piloting a boat.  But Lance is dead!  Nope, it turns out that Lance faked his death and now he wants Cort to help him commit insurance fraud.  Cort doesn’t want to do anything of the sort but he is kind of in love with Lance’s sister (Susan Diol).

Oh, who cares?  It’s a typical Cort story.  Apparently, Cort is some sort of international bad boy, even though he just comes across as being a beach bum.  Cort stories are always kind of boring because Cort has never made much sense as a character.

Meanwhile, Mitch, Craig, and Garner go camping.  Mitch goes hang gliding.  He ends up crashing into a tree and then getting attack by a snake.  Craig uses his hang glider to search for Mitch.  Craig finds him but his radio breaks down so Garner — who has never hang glided before — decides to use the one remaining hang glider to search for his friends.  A gust of wind takes Garner from the mountains to the beach.  Eventually, Mitch and Craig are rescued.  No one dies.  Snake bites aren’t that dangerous, I guess.

This was a weird episode.  The first season of Baywatch premiered on NBC.  NBC cancelled the show after the first season and this episode definitely feels like a show on its way out.  The whole episode looks and feels cheap.  There’s a noticeable lack of extras on the beach.  The hang gliding scenes are not particularly convincing.  Everything about the episode practically shouts, “Nearly bankrupt!”  Even Hasselhoff apparently didn’t want to do too much with this episode as he spends almost the entire running time delirious from the snake bite.

This episode had one funny moment.  Mitch, losing control of his hang glider, yells into his radio, “Is anyone there!?”  Cut to Craig and Garner at the campsite, totally ignoring the radio.  I guess it makes sense.  Why would a lifeguard pay attention when someone was doing something that could potentially get him killed?

Next week — season one ends!

The Eric Roberts Collection: Hansel & Gretel: Warriors of Witchcraft (dir by David DeCoteau)


In 2013’s Hansel & Gretel: Warriors of Witchcraft, Ella (Fivel Stewart) and Jonah (Booboo Stewart) are twins who are sent to an exclusive private school.  The private school is so exclusive that many of the students are the descendants of former students.  If you don’t have the right lineage, you’re not attending this school.

Ella and Jonah soon discover that this isn’t your everyday private school.  Instead, the student body is made up of witches and wizards and so are the majority of the teachers.  Ella and Jonah also discover that they are being targeted.  Can they defeat the other witches and wizards and will their school ever beat Hogwarts at Quidditch?

Now, technically, Hogwarts is never mentioned in this film and no one ever plays Quidditch but it doesn’t take a genius to figure out which insanely popular series of books and films inspired Hansel & Gretel: Warriors of Witchcraft.  There are a few references to witches in the woods and children being eaten but this film definitely has more in common with the works of J.K. Rowling than the work of the Brothers Grimm.  It’s a fairly silly film but it’s enjoyable enough, if you’re a fan of director David DeCoteau’s unique aesthetic.  That means plenty of cheap special effects, a few names in the cast, one scene of gratuitous shirtlessness for Booboo Stewart, and an open-ended conclusion, just in case someone was willing to pay for a sequel.

Eric Roberts plays Mr. Sebastian.  He’s the kind-hearted headmaster at the school.  He doesn’t appear in many scenes but, as always, it’s nice to see Eric Roberts playing a nice guy for once.  At one point, Mr. Sebastian explains what is going on at the school and it doesn’t make the least bit of sense but I guess that’s magic for you.

Previous Eric Roberts Films That We Have Reviewed:

  1. Paul’s Case (1980)
  2. Star 80 (1983)
  3. Runaway Train (1985)
  4. To Heal A Nation (1988)
  5. Best of the Best (1989)
  6. Blood Red (1989)
  7. The Ambulance (1990)
  8. The Lost Capone (1990)
  9. Best of the Best II (1993)
  10. Love, Cheat, & Steal (1993)
  11. Voyage (1993)
  12. Freefall (1994)
  13. Love Is A Gun (1994)
  14. Sensation (1994)
  15. Dark Angel (1996)
  16. Doctor Who (1996)
  17. Most Wanted (1997)
  18. The Alternate (2000)
  19. Mercy Streets (2000)
  20. Tripfall (2000)
  21. Raptor (2001)
  22. Rough Air: Danger on Flight 534 (2001)
  23. Strange Frequency (2001)
  24. Wolves of Wall Street (2002)
  25. Border Blues (2004)
  26. Mr. Brightside (2004)
  27. Six: The Mark Unleased (2004)
  28. We Belong Together (2005)
  29. Hey You (2006)
  30. Cyclops (2008)
  31. Depth Charge (2008)
  32. Amazing Racer (2009)
  33. The Chaos Experiment (2009)
  34. In The Blink of an Eye (2009)
  35. Bed & Breakfast (2010)
  36. Enemies Among Us (2010)
  37. The Expendables (2010) 
  38. Groupie (2010)
  39. Sharktopus (2010)
  40. Beyond The Trophy (2012)
  41. The Dead Want Women (2012)
  42. Deadline (2012)
  43. The Mark (2012)
  44. Miss Atomic Bomb (2012)
  45. The Night Never Sleeps (2012)
  46. Snow White: A Deadly Summer (2012)
  47. Assault on Wall Street (2013)
  48. Bonnie And Clyde: Justified (2013)
  49. Lovelace (2013)
  50. The Mark: Redemption (2013)
  51. The Perfect Summer (2013)
  52. Revelation Road: The Beginning of the End (2013)
  53. Revelation Road 2: The Sea of Glass and Fire (2013)
  54. Self-Storage (2013)
  55. Sink Hole (2013)
  56. A Talking Cat!?! (2013)
  57. This Is Our Time (2013)
  58. Bigfoot vs DB Cooper (2014)
  59. Doc Holliday’s Revenge (2014)
  60. Eternity: The Movie (2014)
  61. Inherent Vice (2014)
  62. Road to the Open (2014)
  63. Rumors of War (2014)
  64. So This Is Christmas (2014)
  65. Amityville Death House (2015)
  66. Deadly Sanctuary (2015)
  67. A Fatal Obsession (2015)
  68. Las Vegas Story (2015)
  69. Sorority Slaughterhouse (2015)
  70. Stalked By My Doctor (2015)
  71. Story of Eva (2015)
  72. Enemy Within (2016)
  73. Hunting Season (2016)
  74. Joker’s Poltergeist (2016)
  75. Prayer Never Fails (2016)
  76. Stalked By My Doctor: The Return (2016)
  77. The Wrong Roommate (2016)
  78. Dark Image (2017)
  79. The Demonic Dead (2017)
  80. Black Wake (2018)
  81. Frank and Ava (2018)
  82. Stalked By My Doctor: Patient’s Revenge (2018)
  83. The Wrong Teacher (2018)
  84. Clinton Island (2019)
  85. Monster Island (2019)
  86. The Reliant (2019)
  87. The Savant (2019)
  88. Seven Deadly Sins (2019)
  89. Stalked By My Doctor: A Sleepwalker’s Nightmare (2019)
  90. The Wrong Mommy (2019)
  91. Exodus of a Prodigal Son (2020)
  92. Free Lunch Express (2020)
  93. Hard Luck Love Song (2020)
  94. Her Deadly Groom (2020)
  95. Law of Attraction (2020)
  96. Top Gunner (2020)
  97. Deadly Nightshade (2021)
  98. The Elevator (2021)
  99. Just What The Doctor Ordered (2021)
  100. Killer Advice (2021)
  101. Megaboa (2021)
  102. Night Night (2021)
  103. The Poltergeist Diaries (2021)
  104. The Rebels of PT-218 (2021)
  105. Red Prophecies (2021)
  106. A Town Called Parable (2021)
  107. The Wrong Mr. Right (2021)
  108. Bleach (2022)
  109. Dawn (2022)
  110. My Dinner With Eric (2022)
  111. 69 Parts (2022)
  112. The Rideshare Killer (2022)
  113. The Wrong High School Sweetheart (2022)
  114. The Company We Keep (2023)
  115. D.C. Down (2023)
  116. If I Can’t Have You (2023)
  117. Megalodon: The Frenzy (2023)
  118. Aftermath (2024)
  119. Bad Substitute (2024)
  120. Devil’s Knight (2024)
  121. Insane Like Me? (2024)
  122. Space Sharks (2024)
  123. The Wrong Life Coach (2024)
  124. Broken Church (2025)
  125. Shakey Grounds (2025)
  126. When It Rains In L.A. (2025)

The Eric Roberts Collection: Snow White: A Deadly Summer (dir by David DeCoteau)


In 2012’s Snow White: A Deadly Summer, Snow (Shanley Caswell) is the teenage daughter of Grant (Eric Roberts).  Snow has been acting out ever since her mother died and Grant married Eve (Maureen McCormick).  Snow doesn’t feel that Eve loves her father and Eve is incredibly jealous of Snow.  In fact, Eve spends a lot of time standing in front of a mirror and talking about how much she doesn’t like her stepdaughter.

One morning, after Eve has convinced Grant that Snow is dangerously out-of-control, Snow is abducted and taken to one of those awful boot camps.  It’s the type of place where spoiled teenagers are taught discipline and good conduct.  At least, that’s how it advertises itself.  In truth, it’s a terrible place in the middle of the woods where the guards are sadists and no one is allowed the least bit of freedom.  Eve is planning on having Snow murdered at the camp so that she can have Grant all to herself.  Will Snow be able to escape?

Directed by David DeCoteau, this film doesn’t really have as much to do with Snow White as you might expect from the title.  Yes, Eve spends a lot of time talking in front of the mirror but the mirror itself never talks back.  That said, it’s actually a pretty entertaining film.  Casting Maureen McCormick as the Wicked Stepmother is a brilliant move and McCormick seems to really get into playing a villain.  (At times, she seems to be channeling Florence Henderson.)  Even more importantly, the film exposes the whole boot camp racket.  I can remember the old talk shows where out-of-control teens would be sent to “boot camp.”  The audience would always go crazy whenever the “drill sergeants” started yelling at the teens but, to me, it always seemed like being sent to one of those boot camps would actually make someone ever angrier than they were before.  That would certainly be true in my case.

I know what you’re saying, though.  “Lisa Marie, what about Eric Roberts?”  It’s interesting to see Eric Roberts playing a generally likable and sympathetic character here.  He gets to do a bit more than he usually does in films like this and he give a good performance.  You really worry about what’s going to happen to him when Maureen McCormick has him to herself.

The film ends with a nice little twist, though it’s probably one that you’ll see coming.  That said, this is still one of David DeCoteau’s better films.

Previous Eric Roberts Films That We Have Reviewed:

  1. Paul’s Case (1980)
  2. Star 80 (1983)
  3. Runaway Train (1985)
  4. To Heal A Nation (1988)
  5. Best of the Best (1989)
  6. Blood Red (1989)
  7. The Ambulance (1990)
  8. The Lost Capone (1990)
  9. Best of the Best II (1993)
  10. Love, Cheat, & Steal (1993)
  11. Voyage (1993)
  12. Freefall (1994)
  13. Love Is A Gun (1994)
  14. Sensation (1994)
  15. Dark Angel (1996)
  16. Doctor Who (1996)
  17. Most Wanted (1997)
  18. The Alternate (2000)
  19. Mercy Streets (2000)
  20. Tripfall (2000)
  21. Raptor (2001)
  22. Rough Air: Danger on Flight 534 (2001)
  23. Strange Frequency (2001)
  24. Wolves of Wall Street (2002)
  25. Border Blues (2004)
  26. Mr. Brightside (2004)
  27. Six: The Mark Unleased (2004)
  28. We Belong Together (2005)
  29. Hey You (2006)
  30. Cyclops (2008)
  31. Depth Charge (2008)
  32. Amazing Racer (2009)
  33. The Chaos Experiment (2009)
  34. In The Blink of an Eye (2009)
  35. Bed & Breakfast (2010)
  36. Enemies Among Us (2010)
  37. The Expendables (2010) 
  38. Groupie (2010)
  39. Sharktopus (2010)
  40. Beyond The Trophy (2012)
  41. The Dead Want Women (2012)
  42. Deadline (2012)
  43. The Mark (2012)
  44. Miss Atomic Bomb (2012)
  45. The Night Never Sleeps (2012)
  46. Assault on Wall Street (2013)
  47. Bonnie And Clyde: Justified (2013)
  48. Lovelace (2013)
  49. The Mark: Redemption (2013)
  50. The Perfect Summer (2013)
  51. Revelation Road: The Beginning of the End (2013)
  52. Revelation Road 2: The Sea of Glass and Fire (2013)
  53. Self-Storage (2013)
  54. Sink Hole (2013)
  55. A Talking Cat!?! (2013)
  56. This Is Our Time (2013)
  57. Bigfoot vs DB Cooper (2014)
  58. Doc Holliday’s Revenge (2014)
  59. Eternity: The Movie (2014)
  60. Inherent Vice (2014)
  61. Road to the Open (2014)
  62. Rumors of War (2014)
  63. So This Is Christmas (2014)
  64. Amityville Death House (2015)
  65. Deadly Sanctuary (2015)
  66. A Fatal Obsession (2015)
  67. Las Vegas Story (2015)
  68. Sorority Slaughterhouse (2015)
  69. Stalked By My Doctor (2015)
  70. Story of Eva (2015)
  71. Enemy Within (2016)
  72. Hunting Season (2016)
  73. Joker’s Poltergeist (2016)
  74. Prayer Never Fails (2016)
  75. Stalked By My Doctor: The Return (2016)
  76. The Wrong Roommate (2016)
  77. Dark Image (2017)
  78. The Demonic Dead (2017)
  79. Black Wake (2018)
  80. Frank and Ava (2018)
  81. Stalked By My Doctor: Patient’s Revenge (2018)
  82. The Wrong Teacher (2018)
  83. Clinton Island (2019)
  84. Monster Island (2019)
  85. The Reliant (2019)
  86. The Savant (2019)
  87. Seven Deadly Sins (2019)
  88. Stalked By My Doctor: A Sleepwalker’s Nightmare (2019)
  89. The Wrong Mommy (2019)
  90. Exodus of a Prodigal Son (2020)
  91. Free Lunch Express (2020)
  92. Hard Luck Love Song (2020)
  93. Her Deadly Groom (2020)
  94. Law of Attraction (2020)
  95. Top Gunner (2020)
  96. Deadly Nightshade (2021)
  97. The Elevator (2021)
  98. Just What The Doctor Ordered (2021)
  99. Killer Advice (2021)
  100. Megaboa (2021)
  101. Night Night (2021)
  102. The Poltergeist Diaries (2021)
  103. The Rebels of PT-218 (2021)
  104. Red Prophecies (2021)
  105. A Town Called Parable (2021)
  106. The Wrong Mr. Right (2021)
  107. Bleach (2022)
  108. Dawn (2022)
  109. My Dinner With Eric (2022)
  110. 69 Parts (2022)
  111. The Rideshare Killer (2022)
  112. The Wrong High School Sweetheart (2022)
  113. The Company We Keep (2023)
  114. D.C. Down (2023)
  115. If I Can’t Have You (2023)
  116. Megalodon: The Frenzy (2023)
  117. Aftermath (2024)
  118. Bad Substitute (2024)
  119. Devil’s Knight (2024)
  120. Insane Like Me? (2024)
  121. Space Sharks (2024)
  122. The Wrong Life Coach (2024)
  123. Broken Church (2025)
  124. Shakey Grounds (2025)
  125. When It Rains In L.A. (2025)

Scenes That I Love: Eric Roberts In Star 80


1983’s Star 80 features one of Eric Roberts’s best and most disturbing performances.  On the one hand, it’s the film that proved Roberts’s talent.  On the other hand, it’s a film in which he does such a good job bringing the repellent Paul Snider to life that he reportedly struggled to convince casting agents that he could characters who weren’t shady and/or mentally unstable.

In this scene, Roberts-as-Snider gets his look down.  Snider, a man who has no real identity beyond his desire to be somebody, tries to disguise his emptiness through the right haircut and the right clothes.