Retro Television Review: Homicide: Life On The Street 5.13 “Have A Conscience”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sundays, I will be reviewing Homicide: Life On The Street, which aired from 1993 to 1999, on NBC!  It  can be viewed on Peacock.

Luther Mahoney returns.

Episode 5.13 “Have A Conscience”

(Dir by Uli Edel, originally aired on January 17th, 1997)

Mike Kellerman is back on the job but he’s still angry.  He’s angry that the U.S. Attorney didn’t officially announce that he had been cleared.  He’s angry because he feels that his fellow detectives failed to support him when he was at his lowest.  He’s angry because people like Roger Gaffney continue to assume that he’s guilty.

Given how angry Kellerman is, the last thing he needs to get stuck with another case involving the arrogant and apparently untouchable Luther Mahoney.  However, that is exactly what Kellerman gets when an Asian shopkeeper is gunned down after trying to chase one of Mahoney’s crews off the corner.  Everyone knows that Mahoney is behind the murder but, as always, there’s not enough evidence to take him down.  Witnesses won’t talk.  No one can connect Mahoney directly to the murder.  While the smug Mahoney heads off to a fund raiser, a bitter Kellerman goes to his boat and considers suicide.

Fortunately, Lewis barges onto the boat and keeps Kellerman from shooting himself.  This episode reveals a lot about Homicide’s less heralded pair of detectives.  Kellerman is desperate for his father’s approval and he has a huge chip on his shoulder.  Just the fact that anyone would even consider the idea that Kellerman would ever take a bribe is enough to set Kellerman off and Kellerman does not easily forgivce.  Lewis, meanwhile, is still haunted by the death Crosetti.

The majority of this episode is just Lewis talking to Kellerman and Kellerman talking to Lewis.  It’s not the most exciting episode of Homicide but it is wonderfully acted by both Clark Johnson and Reed Diamond.  While Pembleton and Bayliss appear to be growing apart (with Bayliss spending most of this episode politely ignoring Pembleton while Pembleton solved one of his cold cases), Lewis and Kellerman are now even closer than they were before.

That’s a good thing.  Luther Mahoney is still out there and, for whatever reason, Lewis and Kellerman seem to be the two detectives who always end up investigating Mahoney’s crimes.  That’s a little hard to believe.  With the number of people that Mahoney kills and the size of the Homicide division, you would think at least one Mahoney-directed murder would be investigated by either Munch or Pembleton.  Regardless, Luther Mahoney is a great villain and I look forward to seeing where Kellerman’s obsession with taking him down is heading.

Finally, I hope this Pembleton/Bayliss estrangement won’t go on for too long.  We just got Pembleton back and Pembleton was finally starting to accept that he could actually handle working with a partner.  I get that Bayliss is upset but breaking up Pembleton and Bayliss just doesn’t feel right.  They’re just meant to work together.

Retro Television Review: Homicide: Life On The Street 5.12 “Betrayal”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sundays, I will be reviewing Homicide: Life On The Street, which aired from 1993 to 1999, on NBC!  It  can be viewed on Peacock.

This week, Kellerman finally clears his name and Bayliss takes the job too personally …. again!

Episode 5.12 “Betrayal”

(Dir by Clark Johnson, originally aired on January 1oth, 1997)

It’s finally time for Detective Kellerman to testify in front of the Grand Jury.  At first, Kellerman is thinking of taking the Fifth so that he won’t have to testify about what any of the other members of the Aron squad may or may not have done.  However, when Kellerman realizes that another member of the squad has named him in order to try to make a deal with the prosecutor, Kellerman changes his mind.  He says that he will testify.  He will throw his career away.  He’ll do it because he’s not going to let anyone think that he’s a dirty cop.  The prosecutor (Rebecca Boyd) is so moved that she allows Kellerman to testify that he never took a bribe but then declines to ask any follow-up questions.  Kellerman is cleared.

This, of course, is something that would never happen in real life.  A prosecutor declining to ask follow-up questions because she respects the witness?  Seriously?  That said, if it means the bribery storyline is finally wrapped up and Kellerman can return to active duty, I’m happy.

Meanwhile, Pembleton and Bayliss investigate the death of a teenage girl who was found abandoned on the side of the road.  When it’s revealed that the victim was horribly abused, Bayliss — of course — takes the case personally.  For Pembleton, it’s just another case.  It’s what he does for a living and he knows better than to get personally involved.  For Bayliss, it’s a crusade.  At the end of the episode, Bayliss reveals that he was abused as a child.  He also says that he no longer wants to be Pembleton’s partner.

WHAT!?

Dammit, Bayliss, we just got Pembleton back and now you don’t want to work with him!?

Don’t get me wrong.  This was a good episode but it did leave me feeling a bit frustrated.  Hopefully, Bayliss and Pembleton will make up soon.  The Kellerman bribery subplot went on forever.  Here’s hoping the same doesn’t happen with Bayliss and Pembleton’s divorce.

Retro Television Review: Homicide: Life On The Street 5.6 “White Lies”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sundays, I will be reviewing Homicide: Life On The Street, which aired from 1993 to 1999, on NBC!  It  can be viewed on Peacock.

This week, Detective Much meets Dr. Cox.

Episode 5.6 “White Lies”

(Dir by Peter Weller, originally aired on November 8th, 1996)

When a suburban housewife is reportedly found dead in bed, Detective Munch suspects that she was murdered by her husband, Phillip Engle (Scott Bryce, of As The World Turns fame).  Munch points out that the dead woman was wearing makeup, that Engle’s story is full of holes, and that it doesn’t make sense that a healthy woman’s heart would just stop in the middle of the night.  However, Dr. Cox is not convinced that the woman was murdered and, as she puts it, it’s not a murder until the M.E. says it is.  Munch finds himself investigating a crime that may or may not have been committed.  Ultimately, it turns out that the woman died of a heroin overdose.  Philip Engle was not trying to cover up a murder when he redressed his wife and moved her from the bathroom floor to her bed.  Instead, he was trying to preserve his wife’s dignity.

The story was a sad one and Scott Bryce did a great job as Phillip Engle.  For that matter, Richard Belzer gave one of his better performances as Munch.  This episode made you both respect Munch’s tenacity as a detective while also making you hate him for putting Phillip through so much pain.  That said, it was hard not to feel that this episode was a continuation of last week’s introduction of Dr. Cox.  The show seems to be really determined to make us love Dr. Cox.  I mean, we get it, Homicide.  She’s a badass.  You don’t have to keep hitting us over the head with it.

Meanwhile, Frank is still offering advice to Bayliss on how to be a homicide detective, even though Frank’s not allowed to go to crime scenes or conduct interrogations.  Bayliss’s latest case involves a suspect with a long history of stealing cars.  Frank watches as Bayliss screws up an interrogation, getting so lost in talking about how much he would like to steal a car and cruise down to California that the suspect replies, “I want a lawyer.”  Bayliss responds to Pembleton’s criticism by telling Pembleton to go into the Box and get the confession himself.  Bayliss seems to be sincere.  He truly wants Pembleton back in the Box.  Pembleton fantasies about storming into the Box like the Pembleton of old but he can’t do it.  He can’t break regulations.  He can’t risk another stroke.  As for the murder suspect, he goes free.

Lewis kicks Brodie out of his house.  Kay offers to let Brodie stay with her but Brodie ultimately declines the offer because he doesn’t want people gossiping about Kay.  Brodie says that he’s just going to sleep in the station.  Good luck with that, Brodie!  Seriously, do they even pay Brodie?  Why is he always one step away from living on the streets?

Kellerman take a polygraph concerning the accusations that he took a bribe from the Rolands.  Kellerman answers, “No,” when asked if he ever took a bribe but he ends the exam when he’s asked whether or not he knows of any other cops who were on Mitch Roland’s payroll.  Kellerman is told that he passed the polygraph.  But, so did Mitch Roland and “he answered all the questions.”

This was an okay episode, with the scenes between Bayliss and Pembleton being the highlight.  The stuff with the Rolands and the bribery accusations isn’t doing much for me.  This feels like a storyline that should have been resolved already.  That said, I do like it when Kellerman gets annoyed.  This episode ended with him hitting a punching bad and looking good while he did it.

Don’t let the bastards get you down, Kellerman!