Stall, Short Film Review by Case Wright


I was not able to relate too much to this film because I don’t spend a lot of time in bathrooms. In this film, women are in the bathroom, try to leave, and are confronted by a demon; so, they hide in the stall, which works … I guess?

All I can write is that this was a film that was made…on purpose. You must have better things to do than watch this.

Music Video of the Day: It’s A Sin by The Pet Shop Boys (1987, directed by Derek Jarman)


For all the analysis that has been dedicated to this song and Neil Tennant’s reasons for writing it, Tennant himself has said that the song itself isn’t as a serious as everyone makes it out to be.  As he explained it in a 2009 interview with Andrew Sullivan:

“People took it really seriously; the song was written in about 15 minutes, and was intended as a camp joke and it wasn’t something I consciously took very seriously. Sometimes I wonder if there was more to it then I thought at the time. But the local parish priest in Newcastle delivered a sermon on it, and reflected on how the Church changed from the promise of a ghastly hell to the message of love.”

Not surprisingly, the video is full of religious imagery, along with representations of the seven deadly sins.  In the video, Tennant’s fellow Pet Shop Boy, Chris Lowe, plays Tennant’s jailer while the judge is played by the distinguished British actor Ron Moody.  An Oscar nominee for playing Fagin in 1968’s Oliver!, Ron Moody also came very close to being cast as the Third Doctor on Doctor Who.  Though the role was offered to him, Moody turned it down to focus on his film career.  Instead, Moody’s friend, Jon Pertwee, received the role and Moody would often later say that the decision to turn down Doctor Who was one of his biggest mistakes.

This video was directed by Derek Jarman, the experimental British director who is perhaps best known for his adaptation of Christopher Marlowe’s Edward II.  A political activist and a pioneer in the British gay rights movement, Jarman would sadly pass away just seven years after directing the video but he left behind a body of work that continues to be influential to this day.  Along with directing Laurence Olivier in his final performance (in War Requiem), Jarman is also often credited with having “discovered” Tilda Swinton.

It’s A Sin was one of the Pet Shops Boys’s biggest hits.  Would it have been a hit without this video?  Probably.  But the video definitely didn’t hurt.

Enjoy!

Horror Film Review: The Frighteners (dir. by Peter Jackson)


“Give it up, Frank! Death ain’t no way to make a living!” — The Judge

The best thing about The Frighteners is that its ghosts seem easier to live with than most of its people. Peter Jackson’s 1996 horror comedy builds a lively supernatural world around that idea, filling it with deadbeat spirits, suspicious neighbors, damaged investigators, and a paranormal con man who would rather make a quick buck than save anybody. It’s a funny, nasty, occasionally uneven movie that keeps finding something entertaining beneath its clutter. Even when the comedy and horror pull in different directions, Jackson’s enthusiasm makes the whole thing feel like an invitation to enjoy the chaos rather than question its manners.

At the center is Frank Bannister, played by Michael J. Fox with a mixture of nervous charm and emotional exhaustion. Following the accident that killed his wife, Frank can see and communicate with ghosts. Naturally, he turns this extraordinary ability into a questionable business opportunity. His dead associates haunt local homes, and he conveniently arrives to clear them out for a fee. It’s a wonderfully crooked arrangement because Frank really can do what he advertises; he just happens to be responsible for creating the problem. Things become considerably less manageable when unexplained deaths suggest that another supernatural presence is operating without his relatively harmless motives.

Fox gives the movie the grounding it needs. Frank has the quick wit and comic frustration associated with many of his performances, but the character feels more withdrawn and defeated. His scams aren’t simply evidence of greed. They’re part of a life that has stalled, leaving him more comfortable dealing with the dead than maintaining relationships with the living. Fox allows that grief to emerge without making every scene announce it. Consequently, Frank’s eventual willingness to risk himself for someone else feels like a genuine change rather than an obligation imposed by the screenplay. The wisecracks work because there’s somebody hurting underneath them.

His ghostly partners make the fraudulent haunting business look like a workplace comedy with unusually flexible rules about physical boundaries. Chi McBride’s Cyrus and Jim Fyfe’s Stuart bicker, complain, and carry out their assignments with personalities that death apparently did nothing to improve. John Astin’s deteriorating Judge pushes the humor into more grotesque territory, while R. Lee Ermey brings familiar drill-sergeant hostility to his cemetery patrol. These characters make the supernatural seem oddly mundane. Passing into the next world hasn’t erased anyone’s ego or annoying habits; it has merely removed some practical limitations on how those habits can bother everybody else.

Jackson clearly enjoys that comic freedom, sometimes a little too much. Certain jokes linger past their natural stopping point, and the supporting cast occasionally competes to see who can make the biggest impression. Still, the early silliness establishes an important distinction between Frank’s ghostly companions and the hooded killer moving through town. One group treats haunting as a hustle; the other turns death into a terrifying certainty. When that figure begins bending surfaces and pursuing victims, the movie briefly makes its own playful supernatural rules feel dangerous. Suddenly, walking through walls isn’t a funny trick. It means there may be nowhere safe to hide.

The transition from ghost comedy to serial-killer mystery gives The Frighteners its edge, although it also creates its biggest problems. Jackson and co-writer Fran Walsh gradually connect the present-day deaths to an earlier killing spree, introducing a nastier atmosphere than the opening antics suggest. That darkness gives the stakes weight, but the shifts can be abrupt. A cartoonish gag might sit beside an ugly revelation, with neither getting enough room to establish its intended mood. Sometimes the collision is exciting because the film becomes difficult to predict. Other times, it feels as though Jackson is enjoying every possibility too much to choose between them.

The performances embrace that excess. Jeffrey Combs makes FBI agent Milton Dammers a spectacular collection of twitches, strained reactions, and barely contained dysfunction. He’s entertainingly bizarre, although his scenes sometimes seem to belong to a separate, even stranger movie. Jake Busey brings an obnoxious, grinning confidence to Johnny Bartlett that makes the character’s cruelty especially unpleasant. Dee Wallace adds a more unsettling human dimension to the darker material, helping prevent the horror from becoming nothing more than an effects demonstration. These aren’t restrained performances, but restraint would probably look out of place in a film this committed to pushing its characters toward the grotesque.

Trini Alvarado provides a useful contrast as Lucy Lynskey. Her comparatively grounded presence gives Frank someone to connect with outside his circle of supernatural accomplices and hostile acquaintances. Their developing relationship isn’t the movie’s most fully realized element, but it supports his emotional recovery without overwhelming the story. Visually, meanwhile, Jackson rarely slows down. Ghosts slide through objects, bodies distort, and ordinary rooms become unstable territory. Some digital effects show their age, particularly when translucent figures interact with physical surroundings. Yet the imagery remains expressive, using exaggeration to sell jokes and scares rather than relying entirely on realism. The effects have personality, which helps them survive their technical limitations.

That ambition also makes The Frighteners an important bridge in Jackson’s career. His mostly low-budget New Zealand splatter-comedy roots in Bad Taste, Meet the Feebles, and Braindead remain visible in its grotesque humor and cheerful bad taste. Heavenly Creatures had already demonstrated his dramatic range, but this Robert Zemeckis-backed production gave him a larger Hollywood canvas while allowing him to keep working in New Zealand. Its extensive effects demands helped expand Wētā’s capabilities, building toward the filmmaking infrastructure that would become essential to The Lord of the Rings trilogy. The scale changed, but the filmmaker’s mischievous instincts clearly came along for the ride.

For all its importance as a stepping stone, the movie works best when appreciated as its own unruly creation. The plotting gets crowded, the climax occasionally substitutes activity for suspense, and the tonal balancing act never becomes effortless. But Fox gives the spectacle a heart, and Jackson gives it enough imagination to make its imperfections forgivable. There’s genuine affection for the misfits underneath the grotesque imagery, even as the story finds ugliness among people who should know better. By the end, The Frighteners makes a convincing case that being dead is less of a character flaw than being a jerk.

October Positivity: The Wonder Bar (dir by Richard Grieco)


Every year, for one night, former rock star Devon (Richard Grieco) dines at his favorite restaurant. He reserves and pays for every table so that he’ll be the only diner. The staff stays until he leaves. If he leaves early, they leave early. If he leaves late, they leave late. Devon demands that everything in the restaurant remain identical to the last time he ate there. If the restaurant has recently changed anything, it changes back for that one night. Devon always orders the same thing and, despite the fact that he’s alone, he always orders two meals: one for him and the other for his wife if she were still alive. Ever since she died, Devon has been living like a recluse, unable to perform his music or move on.

On the latest night, something unexpected happens. It rains, which it hasn’t done before. A mysterious woman shows up and delivers a cake to Devon. At first, Devon is paranoid, but soon he starts to drop his defenses. He talks to his waitress. He talks to the bartender. The conversation turns to death and the loneliness of being a survivor. Soon, they come up with an idea about how to comfort those who have recently lost a loved one.

The Wonder Bar, which was released earlier today, is an interesting film. It was directed by the film’s star, Richard Grieco, and the first half of the film takes place at the Wonder Bar Steakhouse in Clarksburg, West Virginia. It’s a lovely restaurant, and Grieco frames the scenes with the care of someone who truly seems to love the location. (Judging from this film and Clinton Road, Grieco appears to be a director with a surprisingly good eye for locations and an understanding of why it’s important to set your story in the exact right place.) The scenes at the steakhouse feel very much like a play, with the characters discussing the type of issues that we all think about but rarely discuss. The first half of the film feels very assured and, despite the inherent staginess of the concept, I found myself sincerely interested in both the characters and the location. The second half of the film, which moves the story out of the steakhouse, isn’t quite as strong because it actually deals with how the characters put their thoughts into action and, as we all know, it’s always easier to talk about our thoughts than to act on them. I didn’t completely buy the second half of the film, nor did I necessarily believe that everyone who interacted with Devon and his newfound friends would have quite the same positive reaction to them that they have in the film. That’s about as much as I can say without totally spoiling the plot.

That said, the first half of the film was nicely done and had a quiet power to it. It made me think about how I’ve been reacting to death over the past few years. And, of course, the restaurant was lovely.

Late Night Retro Television Review: CHiPs 6.14 “Country Action”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Mondays, I will be reviewing CHiPs, which ran on NBC from 1977 to 1983.  The entire show is currently streaming on Prime!

This week, CHiPs goes country!

Episode 6.14 “Country Action”

(Dir by Charles Bail, originally aired on January 23rd, 1983)

Skip Miller (Tom Engleman) is a cowboy who owns a orangutang.  He’s been hired to transport cattle but, after he’s injured in a highway accident, it’s revealed that the people who hired him were actually cattle rustlers!  Ponch and Bobby go undercover as cattle buyers.  Ponch also takes care of the orangutang, who may not be able to speak and who has terrible dental hygiene but who can identify the men who hired Skip.

How you react to this episode of CHiPs will depend on how much tolerance you have for country music and orangutangs.  The orangutang is played by Manis, who also co-starred in Every Which Way But Loose and Any Which Way You Can with Clint Eastwood.  Watch as Manis walks around CHP headquarters!  Thrill as Manis takes off on a motorcycle!  Try not to freak out every time Manis shows off her rotting teeth!  As for the country music, there’s a lot of it.  Every time Ponch and Bobby go to the local country-western bar, we have to hear at least one song.

Larry Wilcox probably would have been a good fit for this episode.  Officer Jon Baker grew up on a ranch and love animals.  As it is, Erik Estrada seems to resent having to share screentime with Mavis and Tom Reilly is as spacey as ever.  The folks behind the scenes were really running out of ideas.

Once again, Ponch does not mention the fact that his fiancée was recently killed by a drunk driver.  You would think he would have flashbacks at every accident scene.  Ponch, however, has moved on.

 

The Brewers Are Just One Game Away From Sweeping The World Series!


10-1?  Are you kidding me, Brewers!?

Tonight, the Brewers really did look unstoppable.  I may be an American League girl but I have to congratulate them.  They came in determined to win.

The Brewers are now just one game away from winning their first World Series!  As a Rangers fan, I know how exciting it is when your team finally wins its first World Series.  I also know how much it can hurt when they lose their first World Series.  I’m excited for Milwaukee but I’m sad for Tampa Bay.  The good thing, for the Rays, is that this is baseball and nothing is over until it’s over.  Never celebrate early because you never know what might happen in the next game.  The World Series isn’t over until one team has won four games and the Brewers haven’t done that yet.  They’re awfully close, though.

 

 

Horror on TV: Halloween Is Grinch Night (dir by Gerard Baldwin)


So, we all know that the Grinch once tried to steal to Christmas and then his heart grew a few sizes but did you know that apparently, the Grinch also tried to steal Halloween?

Until about 10 or 12 years ago, I did not.  I was going through YouTube, searching for horror films that I could share here on the Shattered Lens, and guess what I came across?

A TV special from 1977 entitled Halloween is Grinch Night!

Unlike How The Grinch Stole Christmas, Halloween is Grinch Night apparently never became a holiday classic.  Perhaps that’s because Halloween is Grinch Night is not exactly the most heart-warming of holiday specials.  Whereas How The Grinch Stole Christmas tells us about how the Grinch learned the true meaning of Christmas, Halloween is Grinch Night gives us a Grinch who has no redeeming features.  There is no hope for this Grinch.  This Grinch will steal your soul and probably drink your blood.  This Grinch is pure Grinchy evil.

This is the Grinch of our nightmares.

Check out Halloween is Grinch Night below and hope the Grinch doesn’t capture you this Halloween….