Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi: The Next Generation 2.9 “Mirror In The Bathroom”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sunday, I will be reviewing the Canadian series, Degrassi: The Next Generation, which aired from 2001 to 2015!  The series can be streamed on YouTube and Tubi.

Don’t watch this episode if you have a weak stomach.

Episode 2.9 “Mirror In The Bathroom”

(Dir by Paul Fox, originally aired on July 18th, 2003)

This is the one where Toby decides that the only way to get people to notice him in school is to join the wrestling team.  However, when he discovers that he and Sean are in the same weight class (and there’s no way that Toby could ever beat Sean), Toby decides to lose a lot of weight in a very short amount of time.

Yep, this is the episode were Toby starts taking laxatives and throwing up his lunch.

Ugh.  Yes, I know that eating disorders are serious.  It’s nice that Degrassi did an episode about a guy doing something stupid instead of a girl.  If there’s anything I get sick of, it’s the assumption that some people have that any woman who isn’t fat must have an eating disorder.  Seriously, you can’t win.  If you gain weight, you endanger your health.  If you don’t gain weight, everyone assumes you’re throwing up everything you eat.  This episode featured a guy struggling with body issues and I appreciated the change of pace.

That said …. ugh!  Toby using laxatives!  Ugh, ugh, ugh!

While Toby is losing weight, Terri is using her weight to get rich as a plus-sized model.  Good for her, I guess.  Terri’s kind of a boring character so, for now, it’s difficult to really care about her storylines.  In season 3, she’ll start dating Rick Murray and everything will change.  But we’ve still got a while to go.

Anyway, as always happens when someone gets an eating disorder, Toby ends up fainting in front of the entire school.  He’s off the wrestling team but at least he’ll never take another laxative.

Seriously, ugh!

 

Lisa Marie’s Week In Review: 3/23/26 — 3/29/26


Here’s what I watched last week!

Films I Watched:

  1. Armor (2024)
  2. The Bye Bye Man (2017)
  3. Code of Silence (1985)
  4. The Delta Force (1986)
  5. Edison (2005)
  6. Eternity: The Movie (2014)
  7. Evil Roy Slade (1972)
  8. Flight to Mars (1951)
  9. Gun (2010)
  10. The Last Champion (2020)
  11. Lawrence of Araba (1962)
  12. The New Kids (1985)
  13. Sidekicks (1992)
  14. Slaughter in San Francisco (1974)
  15. Survive the Game (20210
  16. The Wrong Teacher (2018)

Television Shows I Watched:

  1. 1st & Ten
  2. The Addams Family
  3. Baywatch
  4. CHiPs
  5. Dance International Magazine
  6. Decoy
  7. Degrassi: The Next Generation
  8. Diff’rent Strokes
  9. Freddy’s Nightmares
  10. Highway to Heaven
  11. Homicide: Life On The Street
  12. Lonesome Dove
  13. The Love Boat
  14. Miami Vice
  15. Nero Wolfe
  16. Night Flight
  17. Pacific Blue
  18. Saved By The Bell
  19. Saved By The Bell: The New Class
  20. St. Elsewhere

Live Tweets:

  1. Slaughter in San Francisco
  2. Sidekicks
  3. The Delta Force
  4. Code of Silence
  5. The Bye Bye Man

Links From Last Week:

  1. The Story Of A Wandering Lion…Alone In The Okavango Delta…Safari Life!
  2. Thought for the Day (3.27.2026)

News From Last Week:

  1. Actress Mary Beth Hurt Dies At 79
  2. Actor James Tolkan Dies At 94
  3. Actress Valerie Perrine Dies At 82

Links From The Site:

  1. Arleigh reviewed the 8th episode of the second season of Into The Grand Line and the entire second season itself!  He also reviewed Legend of the Galactic Heroes, Dune Part II, David Lynch’s Dune, Frank Herbert’s Dune, and Frank Herbert’s Children of Dune!
  2. Brad wrote about Quentin Tarantino and Charles Bronson!
  3. Jeff paid tribute to Valerie Perrine!
  4. Erin shared Palm Sunday, Top-Notch, Baseball, Baseball Stories, Sports Action, Overnight Guest, and Girl In The Middle!
  5. Erin shared songs from Mark Singletary Band, Randy Newman, and Terry Cashman!
  6. Erin counted down the days to Opening Day!  Erin invited you to Play Ball!
  7. Erin shared a scene from Major League and reviewed the Opening Night.
  8. Erin shared the covers of True Strange Magazine and and Midwood Books!
  9. I shared songs from Ennio Morricone, Maurice Jarre, Lalo Schifrin, and Igo Kantor!
  10. I shared scenes from My Name Is Nobody, The Godfather, Inglourious Basterds, Lawrence of Arabia, Bullitt, and Yojimbo!
  11. I paid tribute to the year 1970, Texas, Quentin Tarantino, John Stockwell, Curtis Hanson, and Akira Kurosawa!
  12. I shared music videos from Giant Drag, Presidents of the United States, Urge Overkill, Bee Gees, Rita Ora, Amy Winehouse, and Britney Spears!
  13. I reviewed Out of Death, Setup, Miami Vice, and CHiPs!

Click here to check out what I watched last week!

 

Retro Television Review: Homicide: Life On The Street 5.3 “Prison Riot”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sundays, I will be reviewing Homicide: Life On The Street, which aired from 1993 to 1999, on NBC!  It  can be viewed on Peacock.

This week, we have one of Homicide’s best episodes.

Episode 5.3 “Prison Riot”

(Dir by Kenneth Fink, originally aired on October 18th, 1996)

At the Maryland State Prison, convicted murderer Claude Vetter (Mark Rogers) accidentally bumps into another murderer, James Douglas (Tim McAdams), in the cafeteria.  James pulls a knife and stabs Vetter in the stomach.  As Vetter collapses, a riot breaks out.  By the time the guards have forcefully restored order, Vetter and James Douglas are dead.  Everyone knows who killed Vetter.  But who stabbed James in the back?

Lewis, Munch, Howard, Bayliss, Kellerman and Giardello head down to the scene.  (Pembleton, who is still struggling with his up-coming shooting test, is left behind.)  Munch and Lewis don’t care about solving Douglas’s murder.  As far as they’re concerned, both Claude Vetter and James Douglas got what they deserved.  Munch gets annoyed and returns to the station.  Lewis sticks around to help Bayliss with a few interrogations before he also leaves.  Bayliss, however, is determined to solve the murder of James Douglas and Kellerman, looking to make up all the ill will that has existed between him and Bayliss, does his best to help.

Bayliss is convinced that Elijah Sanborn (Charles S. Dutton) saw who killed James.  Sanborn is serving a life sentence for shooting a drug dealer who previously shot and killed Elijah’s wife in drive-by.  (Elijah’s wife was an innocent bystander.)  Elijah has been in prison for 14 years.  He’s never getting out and he sees no reason why he should help the police.  However, when Elijah’s 14 year-old son is arrested for a petty theft, Bayliss offers a deal.  If Elijah tells Bayliss who killed James Douglas, Elijah’s son will only do 6 months at a juvenile facility.  If Elijah refuses to talk, his son will be charged as an adult.

Elijah is outraged that Bayliss would “use my own son against me!”  It’s only after his estranged daughter (Heather Alicia Simms, giving a wonderful performance) visits that Elijah agrees to share what he knows.  He has one condition.  He wants to see his son.  When Elijah’s son turns out to be a sullen and uncommunicative wannabe gangster who tells his father that he doesn’t care about him, Elijah announces, “I killed James Douglas.”

Bayliss knows that Elijah is lying but he also knows that Elijah’s confession is enough to send him to the gas chamber.  With no prospects of ever walking free and having been rejected by both his daughter and his son, Elijah has decided to use the system to kill himself.

Fortunately — or unfortunately, depending on how you look at things, another prisoner, Tom Marans (Dean Winters), beats Trevor Douglas (John Epps) into a coma.  Trevor was James’s cousin and Marans reveals that Trevor is also the one who killed James because he thought James had stolen a carton of cigarettes from him.  Marans explains that he was James’s “wife” in prison.

As the episode ends, Giardello congratulates Bayliss before adding that it’ll only be a matter of time before Trevor’s people seek revenge and they all have to return to the prison to investigate the murder of Tom Marans.

This was a great episode.  After spending the past few seasons as Pembleton’s sidekick, Bayliss finally got a chance to step up and show off his own abilities as a homicide detective.  Kellerman assisting him turned out to be an inspired move, as it allowed Kellerman to finally be something more than just a kind of goofy frat boy detective.  Working together, Kyle Secor and Reed Diamond had great comedic timing, which kept this rather grim episode from getting too dark.  (Kellerman: “Do you want a hug?”  Bayliss: “Do you and Lewis often hug?”)

One thing that made this episode interesting was that the victims, the suspects, and most of the witnesses were all murderers who were previously arrested on this show.  It was interesting to see how prison had changed or, in some cases, not changed them.  The once preppy Tom Marans now had bright yellow hair, scarred knuckles, and some really nasty facial sores.  Meanwhile, James and Trevor Douglas were still the same punks that they were on the outside, when they used to film themselves committing murder.

Finally, what made this episode truly powerful was the performance of Charles S. Dutton.  A Baltimore native who served time in prison before becoming an acclaimed stage actor, Dutton has not always been served well by television and the movies.  He’s very much a theatrical actor and, when cast in the wrong role, he can come across as being a bit over-the-top.  In this episode, though, Dutton is perfectly cast and he gives a truly moving performance of as an inherently decent man who does what he has to do in order to survive as a prisoner in a system that has been constructed specifically to break and destroy him.  Elijah’s fury feels earned and deserved but, in the end, he’s ultimately just a father who wants things to be better for his son and his daughter.  When Elijah’s son rejected him, it was one of Homicide’s most heart-breaking moments.

Prison Riot has a reputation for being one of Homicide’s best episodes.  The reputation is very much deserved.

Scenes That I Love: Terence Hill In My Name is Nobody


Today, the Shattered Lens wishes a happy birthday to Italian film star, Terence Hill!

This scene that I love comes from 1973’s My Name Is Nobody.  It features Terence teaching a cocky gunslinger a thing or two about how to win a slap fight.

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special 1970 Edition


4 Or More Shots From 4 Or More Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!

Today, let’s celebrate the year 1970!  It’s time for….

4 Shots From 4 1970 Films

The Lickerish Quartet (1970, dir by Radley Metzger. DP: Hans Jura)

Maidstone (1970, dir by Norman Mailer, DP: D.A. Pennebaker)

A Virgin Among The Living Dead (1970, dir by Jess Franco, DP: anyone’s guess)

Vampyros Lesbos (1970, dir by Jess Franco, DP: Manuel Merino)

Late Night Retro Television Review: Saved By The Bell 1.16 “King of the Hill”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Saturdays, I will be reviewing Saved By The Bell, which ran on NBC from 1989 to 1993.  The entire show is currently streaming on Prime and Tubi!

It’s time to start the school year!  Zack gets ready for his first day …. wait a minute, hasn’t school already started?

Episode 1.16 “King of the Hill”

(Dir by Gary Shimokawa, originally aired on December 9th, 1989)

I’ll never forget the day Slater showed up….

For the longest time, I believed that this was the first episode of Saved By The Bell.  I mean, the episode features Zack meeting Slater for the first time, Slater meeting Kelly for the first time, and it introduces all of the regulars.  We discover that Zack, somehow, has a life-sized cardboard cut-out of Kelly in his bedroom.  That’s weird and kind of disturbing.

However, I have since learned that, while this was indeed the pilot for Saved By The Bell, it wasn’t actually aired until halfway through the first season.  That’s why we hear an older sounding Zack say, “I’ll never forget the day Slater showed up….”  We’re watching a flashback.  But if it’s a flashback, why is Zack talking directly to the audience?  I mean, if the audience was there when it happened the first time, why would Zack be telling them about it a second time?  For that matter, why — if this is Zack’s first day as a high school freshman — is he already a legendary troublemaker at the school?  Mr. Belding remembers him from Good Morning Ms. Bliss but that show was set in Junior High and in Indiana! And before anyone says that they’re two different shows, allow me to point out that the Ms. Bliss episode were later reshown in syndication as Saved By The Bell episodes, complete with Zack introducing them by saying, “Here’s a story that happened in junior high….”

My personal theory about all this?  Saved By The Bell was a Peter Engel show and, like most Peter Engel shows, no one cared much about continuity.  Ironically, that sloppiness is a huge part of the show’s continuing popularity.  People like me are still trying to make some sort of logical sense out of how Ms. Bliss and Saved By The Bell could both exist in the same universe.

As for this pilot …. well, for the most part, it’s not very good.  Of the young actors, only Mario Lopez really seems to have any idea as to who his character should be.  Mark-Paul Gosselaar, who would develop into a very good actor, overacts a bit in the pilot.   He, Dustin Diamond, and Lark Voorhees were all still giving the same performances that they gave in Ms. Bliss and they didn’t quite feel right for what would become Saved By The Bell.  Really, the only scene that truly works is when Mr. Belding puts on a sweater and attempts to “understand” why Zack is acting out before finally snapping as Zack makes a mess of his office.  From the start, Dennis Haskins and Mark-Paul Gosselaar made for a good comedy team.

One final note: This episode aired nearly 37 years ago.  Mario Lopez has aged, at most, ten years since then.  He has got to have a haunted painting in his attic.

Lisa Marie’s Week In Television: 3/22/26 — 3/28/26


1st & Ten (Tubi)

I reviewed 1st & Ten here!

The Addams Family (YouTube)

Cousin Itt came to visit!  I watched an episode of this classic sitcom on Wednesday with my friend Dani.  She was celebrating John Astin’s birthday.

Baywatch (Tubi)

I reviewed Baywatch here!

CHiPs (Prime)

I reviewed CHiPs here!

Dance International Magazine (NightFlight+)

Everyone on the program was dancing and I danced while watching.

Decoy (Tubi)

I reviewed Decoy here!

Degrassi: The Next Generation (Tubi)

Look for my Degrassi review tomorrow!

Diff’rent Strokes (Tubi)

Tubi showed me a random episode on Thursday.  Arnold and his stupid friend Dudley took up smoking.  Dudley’s father went to the hospital to have a lung removed.  I think there was a message in there somewhere.

Freddy’s Nightmare (Tubi)

I reviewed Freddy’s Nightmares here!

Highway to Heaven (Tubi)

I reviewed Highway to Heaven here!

Homicide: Life On The Street (Peacock)

Look for my Homicide review tomorrow!

Lonesome Dove (Tubi)

I binged Lonesome Dove on Wednesday, as a tribute to both Texas and the late Robert Duvall.  It was a great adaptation of a great book.

The Love Boat (Paramount Plus)

I reviewed The Love Boat here!

Miami Vice (Prime)

I reviewed Miami Vice here.

Nero Wolfe (YouTube)

I watched two episodes of Nero Wolfe on Tuesday.  These episodes featured Maury Chaykin as Nero Wolfe and Timothy Hutton as Archie Goodwin.  Seymour Cassel was in one of the episodes.  I enjoyed the episodes, even if I did have a hard time following the twists and turns of the mysteries.

Night Flight (NightFlight+)

On Saturday, I watched an episode of this old music video program.  It was a countdown of the top music videos of 1983.  I like the music of the 80s.  It was very energetic.

Pacific Blue (Tubi)

I reviewed Pacific Blue here!

Saved By The Bell (Tubi)

This week’s review will drop in 90 minutes.

Saved By The Bell: The New Class (Prime)

I reviewed this week’s episode here!

St. Elsewhere (Daily Motion)

I reviewed St. Elsewhere here!