Captain America drives a Chevy Van!
In this attempt to turn one of Marvel’s first heroes into a weekly television star, Steve Rogers (Reb Brown) is a laid back 70s dude who has just gotten out of the Marines. He owns a van (“a mellow set of wheels”) and he just wants to drive around America, drawing pictures, and doing his own thing. Doctors Simon Mills (Len Birman) and Wendy Day (Heather Menzies) want Steve to follow in his father’s footsteps and get injected with the super powered FLAG formula. Steve is just not interested. The only Captain America that he’s interested in emulating is Peter Fonda in Easy Rider. “I just want to kick back and find out who I am,” Steve says.
Steve does not really have a choice, though. Evil billionaire Lou Brackett (Steve Forrest) wants the FLAG formula and attempts to have Steve killed. In order to save Steve’s life, Dr. Mills injects Steve with the FLAG formula. Not only does Steve now have super strength but, in the style of Col. Steve Austin, he now has super vision and super hearing. To help Steve in his new life as crime-fighting super hero who will “stand up for the little guy,” Dr. Mills modifies both Steve’s Chevy Van and his motorcycle. He also gives Steve a bulletproof shield. Vibrainium is never mentioned and, for some reason, the shield is transparent, which makes it look like its made out of plastic. At first, Steve wears his father’s old costume but then he designs a new one. A super hero has to have super threads.
This was the first of two pilots for a proposed Captain America television series. Unlike both The Incredible Hulk and The Amazing Spider-Man, Captain America never made it past the pilot stage. Like many early comic book adaptations, Captain America‘s first pilot makes the mistake of straying too far from its comic book origins. Instead of being an almost comically old-fashioned, straight arrow patriot, this Steve Rogers is a beach bum who gets his own groovy, bass-heavy soundtrack while riding his motorcycle up and down the coast. Forget about the Red Skull, Baron Zemo, the Secret Empire, the Serpent Squad, or any of Captain America’s other regular enemies. This Captain America specializes in more conventional, less interesting menaces.
Reb Brown is okay as this film’s version of Steve Rogers but there is nothing that makes the character special. He’s just a big guy wearing a silly costume and carrying a transparent shield. With his new origin story and his modified powers, this Captain America has more in common with The Bionic Man than Joe Simon and Jack Kirby’s original character.
The van’s cool, though.
Captain America’s Bitchin’ Van