Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi: The Next Generation 3.1 “Father Figure: Part One”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sunday, I will be reviewing the Canadian series, Degrassi: The Next Generation, which aired from 2001 to 2015!  The series can be streamed on YouTube and Tubi.

This week, we start season 3!

Episode 3.1 “Father Figure: Part 1”

(Dir by Bruce MacDonald, originally aired on September 17th, 2003)

The third and fourth seasons of Degrassi: The Next Generation were Degrassi at its best so, over the upcoming year, we’ve got a lot to look forward to.  Unfortunately, though, we have to start things off with some Emma drama.

The season premiere finds Emma in a bad mood.  Yeah, that’s a shock, right?  Emma was always in a bad mood.  This time, she does have a somewhat legitimate grievance, even if, as usual, she seems to be totally unaware that other people have lives that don’t necessarily revolve around whatever she’s upset about at the moment.  Her mother has always refused to tell Emma much about Shane McKay.  Emma’s only memory of her father is visiting him in a clinic and Spike telling him that he couldn’t be a part of Emma’s life.  Emma thinks that Shane was a doctor.  Of course, all of us veteran Degrassi watchers know the truth.  Shane McKay was a flakey high school student who suffered brain damage when he dropped acid and fell off a bridge.

Sean, quite sensibly, says that maybe Emma should just let it go for a bit, seeing as how she actually has a nice home and mother and stepfather who love her.  (Emma often seems to forget that Sean has essentially been abandoned by his entire family.)  Sean also points out that Spike is pregnant and doesn’t need the extra pressure of Emma constantly losing her temper.  Realizing that Sean is making too much sense, Emma instead partners up with Craig and tracks down Shane.  As the episode ends, she discovers that Shane (played by Jonathan Torrens) is living in an assisted living facility,

While all of that is going on, Paige is freaking out because of the location of her locker.  Spinner makes a series of deals which leads to him eventually convincing new student Chris Sharpe (Daniel Keith Morrison) to trade lockers.  Chris’s locker is located in Degrassi’s best hallway.  Paige is happy about that.  But the locker still looks old and dingy.  Paige would rather have Jimmy’s locker.  Good luck with that, Paige.  Despite agreeing to set aside their differences at the last school dance, Jimmy is back to hating Spinner.

This episode also features the return of Caitlin Ryan, who comes back Toronto for Spike’s baby shower.  (The creepy Farrell twins show up too.  AGCK!)  Caitlin meets Joey’s new girlfriend, realtor Sydney (Elisa Moolecherry).  Before realizing who Sydney is, Caitlin rambles on about how she and Joey have such a complicated romantic history.  This was the episode in which Caitlin was suddenly changed from being a level-headed professional woman to a neurotic klutz who continually got into awkward situations.

This is a two-part episode.  We’ll conclude the story of Shane McKay next week!

Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi: The Next Generation 2.22 “Tears Are Not Enough: Part Two”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sunday, I will be reviewing the Canadian series, Degrassi: The Next Generation, which aired from 2001 to 2015!  The series can be streamed on YouTube and Tubi.

This week, the second season comes to an end.

Episode 2.22 “Tears Are Not Enough: Part Two”

(Dir by Philip Earnshaw, originally aired on February 23rd, 2003)

As would become a tradition on Degrassi, the season ends with a dance and a character having a breakdown.

In this case, the dance is Hawaiian-themed.  And Craig is the one who has the breakdown, shortly after he and Ashley are named the King and Queen of Degrassi.  When he thinks he spots his dead father in the back of the gym, Craig tries to talk to him.  Unfortunately, the man turns out to just be a teacher and not the ghost of Craig’s abusive dad.  Soon, Craig is ripping down streamers.  Finally, Terri talks to Craig.  She lost her mother so she understands what he’s going through.  So, if nothing else, at least Terri finally got to do something this season.

Meanwhile, Spinner and Jimmy finally get over being mad at each other.  They bond over getting defeated by Craig.  Paige and Hazel are also dissappointed about not winning Queen of the Dance.  The lesson here is that the sympathy vote rules and everyone felt sorry for Craig.  Ashley was just along for the ride.

For a Degrassi season finale, this was something of a low-key affair.  I get that the season began with Craig so it also had to end with him but it’s still hard not to feel a bit underwhelmed by the whole thing.  Craig spends this episode going from one extreme to another.  First, he acts like he doesn’t care that his father is dead.  Then, he starts to laugh like a maniac at his father’s funeral.  And then he ends up begging a stranger for his approval.  Jake Epstein got a chance to show off what a good actor he is but still, it didn’t reveal much that we didn’t already know about Craig.  Fortunately, us Degrassi fans know what’s waiting for everyone during seasons 3 and 4.  We’re about to start peak Degrassi!

I’m taking next week off for the 4th of July so we will start on season 3 of Degrassi on July 12th.

Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi: The Next Generation 2.21 “Tears Are Not Enough: Part One”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sunday, I will be reviewing the Canadian series, Degrassi: The Next Generation, which aired from 2001 to 2015!  The series can be streamed on YouTube and Tubi.

This week, we’ve got the first part of the second season finale!

Episode 2.21 “Tears Are Not Enough, Part One”

(Dir by Philip Earnshaw, originally aired on February 16th, 2003)

Another school year is coming to an end.  It’s time for the final school dance!  But first, JT needs to pass his final exams.  Liberty agrees to tutor JT on the condition that he take her to the dance.  JT accepts and, in the end, he resists the temptation to ask Paige to the dance because “Liberty’s my date.”

Well, that’s good.  This episode allows us to see how the JT/Liberty romance started.  Of course, we all know that JT will eventually get Liberty pregnant and then get hooked on pills.  Fortunately, JT will survive the inevitable overdose.  Unfortunately, two seasons after that overdose, JT will be murdered outside of Liberty’s birthday party.

Hmmm …. maybe JT should have asked Paige to the dance.

However, all of this is just the B-plot.  The main plot of this episode features Craig’s father (Hugh Dillon) trying to reeneter his life.  Craig’s father swears that he’s learned the error of his ways.  He’s taken classes to learn how to control his temper.  He wants Craig to come and live with him and, with Joey struggling with money, Craig is tempted.  Or, at least, Craig is tempted until he shows up late for dinner with his father and his father responds by hitting Craig in the face and then speeding off in his car.

Craig returns home and tells Joey that he wants Joey to adopt him.  Then the police show up.  Craig thinks that his father called them but it turns out that they are there to let Joey know that Craig’s father died in an auto accident.  Given how abusive Craig’s father was, you might think this is good news.  However, those of us who have binged this show more than once know that this is going to lead to Craig having a breakdown in two seasons and a cocaine addiction in three.

Seriously, things got dark!

Despite the Liberty/JT subplot, I like this episode.  To be honest, I like almost all of the Craig episodes.  He was an interesting character and Jake Epstein was one of the better actors on the show.  Even though I already know what waits in the future, I’m still looking forward to watching the second part of Tears Are Not Enough.

Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi: The Next Generation 2.19 “Fight For Your Right”


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Oh no, Emma’s got a cause!

Episode 2.19 “Fight For Your Right”

(Dir by Chris Deacon, originally aired on February 2nd, 2003)

This episode is a good example of Emma being the worst.

Emma and Ashley approach Principal Raditch and tell him that they don’t want genetically modified foods in the cafeteria.  Raditch tells them to buzz off, which is the right response when you consider that Raditch is probably just following the orders of the school board.  Emma responds by standing outside the school and handing out flyers that announce that Sheila the lunch lady is “poisoning” the students with the food she’s serving.

Now, to me, this is the moment that Emma goes from being a young idealist to being arrogant brat.  Sheila works for the school.  She’s a lunch lady.  I doubt she lives in a nice big house like Emma.  Sheila probably needs the job.  Emma is accusing Sheila of poisoning people.  When Ellie sensibly points out that saving money with GM food — as opposed to the expensive organic crap that Emma wants the school to serve — allows Degrassi to give free meals to poor students, Emma accuses Ellie of not caring about the fact that the students might get cancer in 20 years.  Principal Raditch finally comes out and tells Emma that she’s not allowed distribute “propaganda” on school property.

And again, it seems to me that Radtich is within his rights.  Number one, why isn’t Emma in class?  Number two, Emma is accusing a school employee of being a potential murderer.  Number three, Emma is causing a disruption on school property.

The show disagrees with me.  The show wants me to say, “Yay, Emma!”  Even when Emma goes into the cafeteria and accidentally starts a food fight by knocking Toby and JT’s lunch on Jimmy, we are meant to be on Emma’s side.  When Emma gets offended at Raditch’s insistence that she apologize to Sheila, we’re meant to be on her side.  One thing that we don’t see is who gets stuck cleaning up the cafeteria after the food fight.  I’m going to assume that it was probably the same Sheila that Emma accused of poisoning the students.

Emma is suspended for the day so she stands across the street and holds a sign, claiming that her right to free speech has been violated.  Raditch tells Emma that if she doesn’t apologize on the next day’s video announcement, she’ll be suspended for a week.

At home, Emma asks Snake what she should do.  Snake encourages her to …. NOT APOLOGIZE!  Well, he doesn’t directly say that but he doesn’t say that she should apologize either.  Snake, in case you had forgotten, is not only Emma’s teacher but also her stepfather.  Spike is on a trip so he’s the only parent at home.  Snake, at this point, should be saying, “This is a dumb protest and you should at least apologize to Sheila.  No matter what else happens, you’re not getting your organic food in the cafeteria so there’s nothing to be accomplished with any of this.”

Instead, the next morning, Snake just sits there with a big dumbass grin on his face when Emma goes on the video announcements and refuses to apologize.  Okay, Snake, do you think it’s cool that a school employee has been accused of poisoning the students?  Oh, and Snake — are you the one who is going to call Spike to tell her that you got her daughter suspended from school for a week?  Spike, who had to fight so hard for the right to go to school when she was pregnant with Emma, will certainly appreciate hearing that!

Seriously, Emma is the worst!  But the only she’s the worst is because this show was convinced that she was the best.  One gets the feeling that Emma’s character was a case wish-fulfillment for the show’s writers.  Imagine a world where you can be obnoxious and self-righteous and everyone loves you for it!

There is a B-plot and, to be honest, it probably should have been the A-plot.  Spinner, jealous that Jimmy’s parents buy him everything, steals Jimmy’s CD player and attempts to sell it.  When Jimmy finds out, he overturns a trash can.  Spinner takes a job at the cafeteria to earn money and gives Jimmy back the CD player.

“You are my best friend!” Spinner says.

“Was,” Jimmy replies.

Oh my God!  Spinner and Jimmy, no!  Actually, Spinner and Jimmy were always ending their friendship and then eventually restoring it.  They’ll be fine.  Still, their storyline was a lot more interesting than Emma’s latest crusade.

When in doubt, always focus on Spinner.  That’s a lesson the writers should have taken to heart.

Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi: The Next Generation 2.18 “Dressed in Black”


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This week, Ashley is back with Jimmy.  But for how long?

Episode 2.18 “Dressed in Black”

(Dir by Gavin Smith, originally aired on January 19th, 2003)

This episode of Degrassi features one of my favorite opening scenes.  Ashley, in full goth mode, sings a depressing and rather overwrought song to Jimmy, who she is finally dating again.  Jimmy listens and is obviously struggling to appear interested.  After Ashley finishes, Jimmy tells her that it was a great song.  Ashley asks him if he really understood it.  Jimmy nods.  Ashley says that she’s going to sing another one.  Jimmy gets a panicked look on his face….

While Ellie has always been the character to whom I’ve related (we’re both reheads!), I have to admit that I was probably more like Ashley in high school.  I wrote my share of emo poetry and I always made sure to ask my friends whether or not they got what I was truly trying to say.  One reason why I would ask was that I really wasn’t sure what I was trying to say.

Anyway, this episode features Ashley and Jimmy back together for a short time.  Unfortunately, Jimmy wants to bring back the old Ashley while Ashley wants to be the new Ashley.  Ashley also has a pretty obvious crush on Craig, who captures her attention by discussing how Shakespeare was actually a misogynistic creep.  For their English class, Jimmy and Hazel and Craig and Ashley are instructed to reinterpret Taming of the Shrew for a modern audience.  Jimmy and Hazel come up with a silly love story, complete with Hazel doing a cheer.  Craig and Ashley interpret the play as a harrowing portrait of domestic abuse.

At the end of the episode, Ashley gives Jimmy a poem and breaks up with him.  I once did the same thing in high school.  I still feel kind of bad about it.  I worked way too hard to make it rhyme.

Meanwhile, after sitting through a sex ed class, Toby and JT buy condoms.  Spinner finds out and, seeing as how Toby is dating Spinner’s adopted sister, he is not amused.  Spinner tells Toby that there’s already too much pressure on young women to be sexually active.  Wow, that’s a good message but also totally out-of-character for Spinner!

This storyline …. eh.  Toby’s storylines were always kind of boring, largely because Toby never got to do much other than try to hide in the hallways.  I’m glad he’s no longer pining over Emma but still, he’s not a particularly interesting character and the writers never seemed to really know what to do with either him or Kendra.

This episode is a lot more interesting if you know that Ashley and Craig are eventually going to become a couple and that Craig’s going to end up on the streets after trying to kill Joey during a manic episode.  And let’s not even talk about the fact that Ashley is going to eventually steal Jimmy’s music and use it to launch her own career.  As a stand-alone episode, it’s a bit blah but it definitely foreshadows the show that Degrassi is going to become.

Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi: The Next Generation 2.15 “Hot For Teacher”


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This week, JT is still alive.

Episode 2.15 “Hot For Teacher”

(Dir by Philip Earnshaw, originally aired on July 25th, 2003)

Class clown J.T. is given a week of after school detention with Ms. Hatzilakos.  J.T. discovers that Hatzilakos is more than just a hot teacher and Ms. Hatzilakos tells J.T. that he’s capable of being more than just an obnoxious kid.  They bond while taking care of a pregnant gerbil.  But then, during class, JT stuffs some balloons up his shirt and pretends to be Ms. Hatzilakos.  It gets a laugh from Jimmy but, when Ms. Hatzilakos catches him, she is not amused.

These early JT stories are always rather childish, largely because JT himself was a rather immature character.  Eventually, by the time season 5 rolled around, JT would have a pregnant girlfriend and a side hustle selling drugs and he would become a much more interesting character.  And, of course, he would eventually end up getting stabbed to death outside of Emma’s house.  But that’s all far in the future….

Seriously, though, it’s impossible to watch a JT episode without thinking, “Hey, that kid is going to die in a scene that was probably too graphic for a high school show.”

As for the B-plot of this adequate but not particularly memorable episode, Spinner and Jimmy decide to always be brutally honest with each other.  It doesn’t last for long.  They should have tried to get Marco in on the pledge.  Now, that would have been some drama!

Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi: The Next Generation 2.14 “Careless Whisper”


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This week, Ellie figures something out about Marco.

Episode 2.14 “Careless Whisper”

(Dir by Laurie Lynd, originally aired on January 13th, 2003)

This episode opens with Marco, Jimmy, and Spinner playing basketball and Marco staring at the shirtless Spinner until Spinner says, “What are you looking at, fag?”

Later, when Dr. Sally (Sue Johanson) comes to give the Health class her annual sex education talk, Jimmy and Spinner ask her how a dude could be attracted to another dude.  At this point, someone in the class could have and perhaps should have pointed out that Jimmy and Spinner seem to spend a lot of time together but instead, everyone just snickers.

Everyone except for Marco.  As class ends, Marco is quick to tell Spinner and Jimmy that he hates gay people.

Meanwhile, Ellis is wondering why Marco never seems to show her any affection.  They’re hanging out.  They’re going to the movies.  And yet, she feels like Marco is still more of a friend than a boyfriend….

Yes, this is the episode where Ellie figures out that Marco is gay.  When Ellie asks him, “Do you like girls at all?,” Marco replies with, “I don’t know.”  As we all yell, “No, Ellie!,” Ellie agrees to continue to pretend to be Marco’s girlfriend so that Spinner and Jimmy won’t make fun of him but she says that this isn’t a permanent arrangement….

Seriously, Ellie was always getting her heart broken on this show.  First, she agreed to be Marco’s pretend girlfriend.  Then she dated Sean, even though he was obviously still in love with Emma.  Then she pursued Craig, who was incapable of loving anyone other than himself.  And finally, she fell for that narcissistic college newspaper editor.  Ellie deserved better and really, while I have sympathy for Marco’s struggle to accept his sexuality while being best friends with the two biggest homophobes in Canada, Marco was always at his most selfish when it came to Ellie.

That said, both Adamo Ruggiero and Stacey Farber give good performances in this episode, as Marco and Ellis respectively.  Today, we kind of take it for granted that every high school-based show is going to have at least a handful of gay characters.  (By the end of Degrassi’s Netflix run, almost everyone in the school was LGBTQ.)  In 2003, though, an extended storyline like this was still a big deal and it undoubtedly took some guts on the part of the showrunners.

As for the B-story, Toby is totally in love with Kendra.  Kendra thinks that Toby is getting a bit too possessive.  Toby agrees to back off a little.  Kendra, you can do better.  Sorry, Tobes.

 

 

Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi: The Next Generation 2.12 and 2.13 “White Wedding”


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It’s a nice day for a white wedding!

Episodes 2.12 and 2.13 “White Wedding”

(Dir by Bruce McDonald, originally aired on January 6th, 2003)

Snake and Spike get married!

Of course, there’s some drama on the way.  How much drama?  Let’s count.

  1. Spike discovers that she’s pregnant and doesn’t tell Snake because she’s not sure if she wants to keep the baby.
  2. Emma is upset when she finds out that Spike is thinking about getting an abortion.  She’s even more upset when her perm goes terrible wrong and she ends up looking like Harpo Marx.
  3. Lucy and Caitlin show up to help Spike get ready for the wedding.
  4. Joey throws a bachelor party for Snake.  Craig suggests that Joey should hire a stripper, despite Snake not wanting a stripper.  Joey agrees because he thinks it will be funny.
  5. Why did Craig suggest that Joey hire a stripper?  Because JT and Toby begged him to.  However, when JT and Toby dress up like they’re on Miami Vice and show up for the bachelor party, Joey tells them to go home.
  6. Mr. Raditch shows up for the bachelor party.  “Oh, cheese balls!” he says when he looks at the food that’s been laid out.
  7. Emma tells Snake that Spike is pregnant.  Snake gets mad that Spike didn’t tell him.
  8. Spike tells Emma that it’s her right to get an abortion if she chooses and then says that she’s not going to make the same mistake twice.  Uhmmm …. wow, Spike.  That’s a really stupid thing to say to your daughter.
  9. Emma eventually forgives Spike.  I would not.
  10. Eventually, with everyone at the church waiting, Spike and Snake talk and decide to keep the baby.  Then, they get married!
  11. Manny invites Sean to the wedding.  Emma freaks out and Manny has to retract the invitation.  But then Emma eventually invites Sean herself.  At the end of the episode, at the reception, Emma and Sean have their first kiss.  Apparently, it was Miriam McDonald’s first kiss as well.  Awwww!

This episode is classic Degrassi.  It’s also one of the best-known episodes because Nickelodeon used to repeat it constantly.  Yay for Snake and Spike!  And yay for Emma!  Who wouldn’t want their single mother to marry one of their teachers?

Okay, I don’t think anyone would want that.  Still, it worked out well for the show.

Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi: The Next Generation 2.11 “Don’t Believe The Hype”


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Degrassi goes there!

Episode 2.11 “Don’t Believe The Hype”

(Dir by Anais Granofsky, originally aired on December 23rd, 2002)

“A hate crime has been committed here,” Snake declares in this episode.  He declares it very seriously.  In fact, he’s a little bit too serious.  His voice and his expression are so grim that the line actually has the opposite effect of what it intended.  The same can be said of this episode itself.  Degrassi was always political but, up until its final seasons, it was usually smart enough to understand that encouraging audiences to look between the lines was preferable to hitting them over the head.  Occasionally, though, this show did give us an episode like this one.

As for the hate crime, it’s the vandalization of a display about Iraq.  It’s International Day and Fareeza (Jessica Rose) made the display to inform people about her home country.  Fareeza is sure that her display was vandalized by Hazel because, earlier, Hazel give Fareeza a fashion ticket because her hijab was judged to be “terrorist chic.”  Hazel also said that Fareeza needed to back off before “Jamaica declared war on Iraq.”

Fareeza replies that Hazel’s last name — Aden — doesn’t sound Jamaican.  (It doesn’t?  Really?)  “You look Somalian,” Fareeza says.

Anyway, it turns out that the displays was vandalized by two unnamed students.  But Mr. Raditch still tells Hazel that she committed a hate crime by joking about declaring war on Iraq.  At first, Hazel is defensive but then she becomes so overwhelmed with guilt that she admits that she isn’t Jamaican.  She actually is Somalian!  Of course, I think one could argue that Fareeza committed a hate crime with her “You look Somalian” comment.  I mean, talk about stereotyping!  It’s like telling me I look Irish just because I have red hair and I’m half-Irish.

(At this point, I should mention that Andea Lewis, who played Hazel, was not Somalian.  In fact, in real life, she’s half-Jamaican.  But then again, Jessica Rose, who played Fareeza, was not from Iraq.)

Now, needless to say, Hazel being a Somalian refugee is one of those plot points that will hardly ever be mentioned again.  And Fareeza will never appear in another episode of Degrassi.  Fareeza showed up.  She taught everyone a lesson.  Having fulfilled her plot obligations, her character is never seen again.

Hazel later gives a presentation about her Somalian heritage and the school loves her.  (We don’t see the presentation that Fareeza gave about Iraq.  Sorry, Fareeza, this is Hazel’s episode.)  Meanwhile, JT’s friends discover that he’s good at sewing and everyone, except for Liberty, makes fun of him.  It’s easy to roll one’s eyes at Liberty’s crush on JT until you remember that JT is destined to end dying on Liberty’s birthday.  But that’s far in the future.  For now, JT is an adorable scamp who has no idea that he’s going to be literally stabbed in the back.

There’s nothing subtle about this episode and the end result is that it feels almost more like a parody of Degrassi than anything else.

 

Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi: The Next Generation 2.10 “Take My Breath Away”


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Whatever it takes, I know I can make it through….

Episode 2.10 “Take My Breath Away”

(Dir by Stefan Scaini, originally aired on December 9th, 2002)

How you respond to this episode depends on how much you know about what’s eventually going to happen to the students at Toronto’s Degrassi Learning Center.

When watched for the first time, it seems like a sweet episode about how crushes can hurt and how they can also pay off.  Ellie has a crush on Marco and, after discovering that he likes Edward Gorey just as much as she does, Ellie starts to send him anonymous rhyming emails.  However, Hazel also likes Marco and Marco thinks that Hazel is the one sending him the emails.  Marco thinks this despite Hazel having never shown any poetic ability and also despite the fact that he just sat down at lunch and discussed Edward Gorey with Ellie!

When Marco receives an anonymous email telling him to meet his crush at the Zen Garden, Marco is shocked to discover Ellie waiting for him.  Ellie assumes Marco is disappointed and runs away.  Marco later tracks Ellie down and reveals that he wasn’t disappointed at all.  Marco and Ellie are now a couple!

Meanwhile, Craig and Manny go on their first date.  Craig wants to see a movie.  Manny gets excited when she sees a rather childish carnival.  Manny later tells Emma and Liberty that the date was wonderful and that she and Craig are totally in love.  Craig tells Spinner and Jimmy that the date was awkward and that Manny is still too immature for him.  Craig says that Manny reminds him of his five year-old half-sister, Angela.  (Angela was played by Alexa Steele, Cassie Steele’s real-life sister.)

The episode ends with Manny telling Craig that he shouldn’t talk to Ashley and asking him what they’re doing on Friday night.  Craig replies that they’re not doing anything because he doesn’t like Manny.  AGCK!

Again, it’s a good episode.  The contrast between Craig’s recollection of the date and Manny’s version is genuinely amusing.  Meanwhile, Ellie finally gets a boyfriend….

Of course, veteran Degrassi watchers know that Marco is both gay and deeply closeted and that he’s destined to hurt Ellie before becoming her best friend.  (Ellie was always way too forgiving.)  Meanwhile, Craig and Manny are going to end up together, with Craig first getting Manny pregnant and then, several seasons later, introducing her to cocaine.  Craig is also going to nearly kill Joey while having a manic episode before breaking Ashley’s heart and nearly driving Ellie to suicide in Los Angeles.  Yikes!

This is a cute episode that, for veteran Degrassi watchers, is decorated with red flags.