Well, it had to happen but did it have to happen so soon?
So, here we are. Just two weeks into doing Lisa’s Editorial corner and already, I’m worrying that I may have nothing to talk about. Of course, some of that is because I’m a little bit preoccupied. Somehow — don’t ask how unless you really want the details — I managed to sprain my foot on Saturday morning. I stayed on the couch for the weekend but then, foolishly, I attempted to both work and dance on Monday. So, right now, I am home, my foot hurts, and I’m having a hard time focusing on anything else.
(At the same time, I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve sprained my foot and/or my ankle. It sucks right now but I’ll be okay soon. I’m taking off work on Tuesday, which means that I’ll get to make even more progress in cleaning out the DVR!)
Plus, as I write this at 1:30 in the morning, we are currently under tornado watch! If a tornado does decide to show up, I am not looking to forward to having to hop my way into the downstairs coat closet. They say that, if you don’t have a storm bunker like the one Michael Shannon installed in Take Shelter, the downstairs closet is the safest place to get in case of a tornado. I have never understood why.
This is why I sometime hate social media.
Since Monday is always my crazy day, I was not on twitter when the whole “Charlie Sheen Has HIV” story broke. In fact, I didn’t know a thing about it until someone mentioned it in passing that night and, at that time, I was so busy trying not faint from the pain of my sprained foot that it really didn’t register with me.
So really, it wasn’t until I got home, took a handful of Vicodin, and logged onto twitter that I was really aware of what’s been going on with Sheen. Apparently, this Tuesday (i.e., today), Sheen is going to be on the Today Show and is going to reveal whether or not he has HIV. There’s something really ghoulish about how much some people are anticipating Charlie Sheen announcing that he is HIV positive.
It’s also sad that, judging from many of the comments on twitter, a lot of people don’t understand that being HIV positive does not mean that Charlie Sheen has AIDS. Check out a few of the comments:
Keep in mind that I’m writing this at 1:33 in the morning and Charlie Sheen has yet to officially announce anything. By the time this post is published and you read it, Sheen will probably have announced whatever it is that he’s going to announce but, for now, nobody knows anything. There’s just speculation. For all we know, Sheen is going to announce that he’s HIV negative or that he wants to be Donald Trump’s running mate.
In fact, the only thing we know for sure is that a lot of people seem to be positively gleeful about the possibility of Charlie Sheen having HIV. I’ve never been a fan of Charlie Sheen’s and I found his whole “winning” thing to be more pathetic than anything else. But it has always disturbed me that his extremely self-destructive behavior has always been treated as a source of entertainment. What’s particularly offensive is that many of the same people who loved to watch crazy old Charlie talk about “tiger blood,” are now gloating about how Sheen’s “lifestyle” has caught up with him. It was a lifestyle that was largely dependent upon and made possible by American’s own twisted love/hate relationship with celebrity.
The blogger known as Jedadiah Leland and I have often debated whether or not social media is worth all the trouble. Usually, I think I can make a pretty good case that twitter does enough good that it makes all the other bullshit worth it. But, when I see thousands of strangers competing to come up with the best joke about someone being HIV-positive, I start to think that he may have a point.
And since I’ve just been critical of twitter, I’ll wrap this up with a tweet from my sister:
The best laid plans of Lisa…
Before I got caught up writing about Charlie Sheen, I was going to devote a bit of a space to talking about how much I hate it when people show up late for a movie. I mean, seriously — we all know that, if a movie is listed as starting at 7:00, the movie isn’t really going to start until 7:20. That’s a 20 minute grace period right there and there’s really no excuse for arriving at the theater after that grace period has ended. If you’re going to be more than 20 minutes late, either go to a different showing or go back home. But for God’s sake, don’t wander into the theater and go, “Oh, the movie’s started,” and then stumble around looking for a seat in the dark.
To be honest, I’d rather be stuck in a theater with a screaming baby than have to deal with people showing up 30 minutes late for the movie.
As long as we’re here, check this out!
The evil clown who pops up to sing ‘Get Yourself High‘ in the Chemical Brothers’ live show has his own Facebook page. I am so happy right now! Unfortunately, there’s not much information on the page about the clown but I liked it anyway. You never know when the clown might decide to open up about his hopes and dreams.
You know what you should find time to do today? You should take a trip into the past and read the very first review that Leonard Wilson ever wrote for this site. I present to you … Leonard’s 2o11 review of Rango!
One Final Thought…
At any given time, I usually have about a week’s worth of blog posts scheduled to publish on the various sites that I write for. So, if I died tomorrow, my writing would actually outlive me. Think about it — I could be dead and still giving you my opinion. And if I am dead and I tell you to see a movie, you better see it!
Have a great week!