We Watched For The Love Of Nancy (1994, Dir. by Paul Schneider)


Last night, Lisa and I were looking for something to watch.  She told me that if I let her pick the movie, then she would let me write the review.  I’m not really sure that I got the better end of the deal but I still agreed.  We ended up watching For The Love Of Nancy, a made for television movie about a girl with an eating disorder.

Nancy (Tracey Gold) is looking forward to going to college.  Everyone comments on how thin she is but no one ever seems to notice that she hardly ever eats.  That’s because she’s hiding her food underneath her bed and throwing it out whenever she gets a chance.  Nancy is anorexic but her mother (Jill Clayburgh) and her father (William Devane) are too caught up in their own lives to notice.  Even when a friend tells Nancy’s mother that Nancy is showing all the signs of being anorexic, her mother refuses to believe it.  Eventually, things get so bad that her parents have no choice but to accept that Nancy needs help.  Nancy is checked into a clinic and put on a feeding tube but even then, she still tries to get away without eating.  When Nancy is told that she’s gained 6 pounds, she freaks out.

I’m pretty sure that I saw this movie in a health class when I was younger.  I remember it freaked me out when Nancy tore a hole in a wall just so she could have a new place to hide food.  Tracey Gold also struggled with anorexia and was in recovery when she filmed this movie.  At the start of the film, there are a few scenes where she is so thin that it’s scary.  The movie really got to me when i saw it in class and it still got to me watching it today.  One thing I liked about the movie was that it was pretty realistic when it showed how other people reacted to Nancy’s eating disorder.  Her parents started off in denial, went to panic, and eventually got angry and frustrated that Nancy couldn’t just magically get better.  Nobody was portrayed as being perfect.  I felt so bad for Nancy, who didn’t want to hurt anyone but who also couldn’t defeat her eating disorder alone.

This was a good movie but it was depressing.  Tomorrow night, I’m picking the movie!

Perfect Profile (1989, directed by Jim C. Harris)


Brad Johnson (Tom Campitelli) is the millionaire owner of a manufacturing company and also the owner of Dallas’s basketball team.  (Even though this film was shot in Dallas, the team is never specifically referred to as being the Mavericks).  Brad’s company is a success and has just signed a contract with the Pentagon.  However, Brad is more concerned with why his team keeps losing games.  He goes to the “Fourth Floor,” the section of his corporate headquarters where nerdy Doc Alvins (Mike O’Dell) can use his computer, Delphi, to predict the future.  Brad has Mike program Delphi to compute what is wrong with his basketball team.  Delphi reports that the team needs a new point guard and that Brad should sign Terry Williams (Nancy Lieberman).  Terry becomes the first woman to play in the NBA!  She also sleeps with the team owner but she’s probably not the first player to do that.

Perfect Profile is a strange film.  Depending on the source, it was released in either 1989 or 1991 but it has the aesthetics of a film that was shot a few ears earlier, maybe around 1984 or 1985.  The boxy computers and the cheap graphics come straight from the late 70s and early 80s and, with his taped glasses and pocket protector, Dr. Alvins is a dead ringer for Robert Carradine in Revenge of the Nerds.  The film is technically a comedy but a scene in which the computer suggests that the ideal point guard would be a black version of Larry Bird is about as edgy as things get.  With one key exception, the actors often seem to be lost.  I’m going to guess this was a regional production and that the majority of the cast and crew were locals.

Nancy Lieberman, who played Terry, is considered to be one of the greatest players in the history of women’s basketball.  She played for the Dallas Diamonds in 1984, which is how she probably ended up in this movie.  Lieberman is likable as Terry and she brings some authenticity to the basketball scenes.  The film may not have been good but Nancy Lieberman did her best.

 

 

Retro Television Review: Crime Story 1.8 “Old Friends, Dead Ends”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Mondays, I will be reviewing Crime Story, which ran on NBC from 1986 to 1988.  The entire show can be found on Tubi!

This week, Torello discovers some disturbing facts about an old friend.

Episode 1.8 “Old Friends, Dead Ends”

(Dir by Bobby Roth, originally aired on November 4h, 1986)

Luca has bought a controlling interest in a bottling company so that he can borrow from the pension fund and use that money to purchase casinos in Las Vegas.  He’s brought a reluctant Bartoli in as his partner.  The owner of the company is Ted Kehoe (Mark Hutter), who just happens to be an old friend of Mike Torello’s.  When Kehoe’s business partner, Marilyn Stewart (Dana Wheeler-Nicholson), becomes suspicious of Kehoe’s arrangement with Luca, Bartoli starts to wonder if it’s really worth it to keep Marilyn and Ted around.

This is especially the case after Bartoli’s attorney, Dee (a youngish Eric Bogosian), informs Bartoli that U.S. Attorney Harry Brietel (Ray Sharkey) is planning on indicting both him and Luca for money laundering.  Looking to end Brietel’s case before it can even get started, Luca murders Marilyn Stewart.  Marilyn’s body is later found by two teenagers and–

HEY, IT’S CHRISTIAN SLATER!

This episode does indeed feature an early performance from Christian Slater.  He pays a teenager who is trying to convince his girlfriend to “do it” when they happen to spot Marilyn’s body floating in the river.  Slater’s girlfriend is played by Kim Walker, who was later co-star with Slater in Heathers.

Torello is not happy.  Well, that’s not a surprise.  Torello is never happy.  But this episode gives him even more reasons than usual to be in a foul mood.  Because of his childhood friendship with Ted Kehoe, Brietel suspects that Torello might be corrupt.  After Marilyn is murdered, Brietel seems more interested in trying to pin the murder on Torello than going after Luca.

As for Ted Kehoe, he tells Luca that he’s done working for him.  Kehoe is going to tell the cops everything!  And what is Luca going to do about it?  This episode ends with Kehoe getting thrown out the window of his penthouse and falling several stories down to his death….

Piece of advice: If you’re going to turn on the mob, don’t tell them ahead of time.

This was a good episode!  Torello’s friendship with Kehoe brought some real stakes the story and, once again, we got to see just how ruthless an adversary Ray Luca truly is.  Luca, Bartoli, and the other mobsters can occasionally seem a bit buffoonish.  This episode reminded us that, in Luca’s case, it’s always a mistake to underestimate him.

As for now, Kehoe is dead and Torello is under suspicion.  I look forward to seeing what happens next week!

Lifetime Film Review: Murder In Music City (dir by Dave Thomas)


The music industry!  It’s murder!

And if you have any doubt about whether or not that statement is true, just consider the recent Lifetime film, Murder In Music City.

Jimmy Stone (Ty Trumbo) is a handsome young singer/songwriter who is trying to make it big in Nashville.  When we first see him, he’s taking a shower because this is a movie that knows what its audience wants.  Jimmy then sits down and works on a song that he’s been writing about a woman named Stephanie.  It sounds …. well, actually it sounds terrible.  But it’s terrible in that way that gets stuck in your head, kind of like that “Take Me To Church” song by Hozier.  Hey, Jimmy might have a hit on his hands!  Unfortunately, Jimmy is then beaten death with a guitar.

Because Jimmy was a guest of country superstar Aiblene Tucker (Deena Dill), she is arrested for his murder.  Abilene’s estranged daughter, Caroline (Madison Crawford), comes to Nashville to try to prove that her mother is innocent.  Caroline’s investigation leads her to everyone from one of Abilene’s ex-husbands to the president of Abilene’s fan club.  It turns out that Abilene always had a lot of people around her and they all had a motive for killing Jimmy.  Working with Abilene is Jimmy’s brother, Kyle (Brigdon York).  Abilene starts to fall for Kyle but it turns out that Kyle has some secrets of his own.

This film features an unusual twist on the typical Lifetime plot by having someone get arrested for the murder about halfway through the film.  With the real murderer apparently in jail, Abilene is free to resume her life and prepare for her comeback special.  However, Caroline comes to suspect that perhaps the wrong person was arrested and that the real murderer is still out there.  It all leads to secrets being revealed and songs being sung.  There’s a lot of songs sung in this film.  Perhaps too many, to be absolutely honest.

Despite not being a country music fan, I have to say that I absolutely loved Murder In Music City.  It was a film that cheerfully embraced the melodrama and celebrated all the excess that went along with it.  It was the type of fun, “I don’t believe that just happened” film that used to dominate the Lifetime airwaves.  This is one of those films where you don’t really worry too much about narrative logic or whether or not all of the clues really add up.  Instead, you just enjoy the ride.  And it is a very enjoyable ride.  There’s nothing more fun that watching someone have to both solve a murder mystery and deal with an egocentric parent.

In the role of the self-absorbed Abilene, Deena Dill gives a wonderful performance.  She’s not going to let a little thing like being accused of murder get in the way of her lavish lifestyle and her upcoming show.  Deena Dill plays Abilene as a force of nature and she brings a lot of humor to the role.  Also giving a good performance is Madison Crawford, who is very likable and relatable as Caroline.  You can see how having a mother like Abilene has shaped her but you also see the inner strength that has allowed Caroline to build a life of her own.

A terrifically entertaining film, Murder In Music City is what Lifetime should be all about!

Catching Up With The Films Of 2025: Nuremberg (dir by James Vanderbilt)


Nuremberg opens the day before the official surrender of Nazi Germany.  Hermann Goering (Russell Crowe), widely considered to have been the second-most powerful person in the Third Reich, surrenders to American soldiers in Austria.  A war hero before he joined the Nazi Party and a long-revered figure in Germany, Goering is haughty even when surrendering.  He is someone who is obviously used to being in charge and being treated with respect.  In fact, he demands it.

Goering is one of the handful of high-ranking Nazis who have been captured after the fall of Germany.  Many of the leaders of the Third Reich and the architects of the Holocaust, including Hitler himself, have committed suicide.  Others have headed to South America or the Middle East, where they have assumed false identities and live in hiding.  As for Goering and his fellow prisoners, they are going to be tried for War Crimes but no one is quite sure how to go about doing that.  American Supreme Court Justice Robert Jackson (Michael Shannon) finds himself in charge of trying the Nazis.  His solution is an international tribunal.  Not only will men like Goering be put on trial but the world will also see the evidence of their crimes.  The trial will take place at Nuremberg, Germany.  Those on trial will face the prospect of execution, if convicted.

Lt. Col. Douglas Kelley (Rami Malek), a psychiatrist, is brought in to examine the Nuremberg defendants.  Though he meets with and examines all of them, he finds himself fascinated by Goering, who turns out to be highly intelligent, highly charismatic, and highly manipulative.  Goering even helps Kelley to win the trust of some of the other defendants.  Kelley, who is originally only interested in writing a book about his experiences, finds himself falling for Goering’s claims of just being a patriot who didn’t truly know the full extent of Hitler’s crimes.  However, once the trial begins, Kelley is confronted with not only the atrocities committed by the Nazis but also Goering’s role in them.

As a self-confessed history nerd, Nuremberg was a film that I was curious about.  Director James Vanderbilt previously gave us Truth, a film that basically whitewashed the efforts of Dan Rather and Mary Mapes to push a verifiably false story about George W. Bush during the 2004 election.  Since Truth was one of the most dishonest films that I’ve ever seen, I had my concerns with the idea of Vanderbilt directing Nuremberg.  I’m happy to say that Nuremberg is a much better film than Truth.  The film doesn’t shy away from documenting the crimes of the Nazis and it also makes clear that anti-Semitism was at the heart of the Third Reich.  Considering that Holocaust denialism is on the rise and that, in America, anti-Semitism has been normalized to the extent that we have members of Congress and mayors of major cities who openly traffic in the type of anti-Jewish conspiracy theories that were previously exiled to the fringiest regions of the Internet, Nuremberg provides a history lesson that many would do well to learn.

(That said, some have no interest in learning.  After he went on social media to accuse the Jews of controlling the weather, DC councilman Trayon White agreed to visit the Holocaust Museum but reportedly left after only a few minutes.  He stayed long enough so he could claim to have been there but obviously had no interest in learning anything.)

That said, Nuremberg’s ambitions are occasionally beyond the scope of James Vanderbilt’s capabilities.  Ending with a title card telling us that the Nuremberg tribunal later served as a model for the International Criminal Court would be more effective if the ICC itself hadn’t turned out to be such a joke.  Visually, the film is well-crafted and has a good eye for historical detail but the it moves slowly and, at times, Vanderbilt seems to be more concerned with trying to craft Oscar moments than with holding the audience’s attention.  The film’s strength lies with its cast, especially Russell Crowe, Michael Shannon, and Leo Woodall.  (Rami Malek sometimes seems to be miscast but he’s still convincingly disillusioned.)  It’s not a great film but it is a good one and, ultimately, an important one.

 

Join #MondayMania For Fallen Queen!


Hi, everyone!  Tonight, on twitter, I will be hosting one of my favorite films for #MondayMania!  Join us for 2019’s Fallen Queen!

You can find the movie on Prime and then you can join us on twitter at 9 pm central time!  (That’s 10 pm for you folks on the East Coast.)  See you then!

Scenes That I Love: Ash Replaces His Hand In Evil Dead II


Today, the Shattered Lens wish a happy birthday to the one and only Bruce Campbell!  And what better way to celebrate and to get the day started than with an iconic scene from 1987’s Evil Dead II?

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special Bruce Campbell Edition


4 Or More Shots From 4 Or More Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!

Today, we celebrate Bruce Campbell’s birthday!  It’s time for….

4 Shots From 4 Bruce Campbell Films

Evil Dead II (1987, dir by Sam Raimi, DP: Peter Deming)

Army of Darkness (1992, dir by Sam Raimi, DP: Bill Pope)

Escape From L.A. (1996, dir by John Carpenter, DP: Gary B. Kibbe)

Bubba Ho-Tep (2002, dir by Don Coscarelli, DP: Adam Janiero)

 

Thoughts On The Culture — 6/22/26


Greetings On A Rainy Day

As I sit here typing this, it is 7 a.m. on Monday morning. It is currently raining here in Dallas. There are rumors that it could rain all day and I’m hoping that’s the case. The rain gives me an excuse to stay in my office and spend the entire day watching movies.

The World Cup Shocker

I’m as stunned as anyone to say that I’m happy that the World Cup is being played here in the United States. Whether you call it football or you call it soccer, it’s not a sport that has ever really interested me and I have yet to actually watch any of the games that have been played over the past few weeks.

Instead, I’ve been really touched by the reactions of the Europeans who have come over here for the World Cup and who have been posting their reactions to discovering everyday America on social media. Freddy the German is the most famous of them but he’s hardly the only one. With our 250th birthday approaching, our World Cup guests have reminded us of just how wonderful this country is. I know that some media types have expressed shock at how those of us in the South and Middle America have welcomed our guests. All I can say that those people need to get out of New York once and a while. The World Cup has allowed Europeans to see the real America and it has also allowed Americans to meet real, everyday Europeans. We’ve all been reminded of our common humanity.

Unfortunately, there’s always a few people who always have to try to ruin a good thing. There was a handful of people — mostly American Leftists from up North and bitter Brits who couldn’t afford a plane ticket — who were really hoping that America hosting the World Cup would be a disaster and that we would have several months of Europeans talking about how much they hate America. The opposite has happened and, judging from what I’m seeing on social media, a lot of the haters just don’t know how to deal with it.

Well, no matter! I’m proud of America and I’m happy to welcome our guests throughout the entire World Cup. Hell, I might even watch a game!

How To Celebrate The 4th

During the 2024 election, it was occasionally mentioned that whoever won would be in charge of America’s 250th birthday. It wasn’t the most pressing issue of the campaign but it is something that I discussed with my friends. Neither option was particularly appealing. We knew Trump would celebrate with bombast but we also knew he would make it all about himself. Harris, meanwhile, would probably offer up some sort of self-consciously “woke” ceremony that was designed to make American feel guilty. She would also ultimately make it all about herself.

In the end, I think everyone has to celebrate in their own way. Choose what is best for you. My family and I will be celebrating with fireworks, music, and enjoyment. It’s weird to me that there’s so many American leaders who seem to feel that they have an obligation to hate this country. The good thing is that, every 4th of July, most Americans defy the bans on fireworks. They defy the curfews. They defy the people who say they shouldn’t be proud. They defy the trendy negativity. This is a country that knows how to celebrate and we’re all the better for it. Independence Day is our annual reminder that America still has its spirit.

SLAMFEST!

This weekend, I discovered something called Slamfest. It takes place every year at Slinger Speedway in Slinger, Wisconsin. Among the events is a race where drivers attempt to be the first to successfully load their car on a trailer that’s attached to a trunk that is speeding around the track. I only saw a few minutes of it but it was beautiful to behold. My Dad would have loved that.

It’s Summer!

Enjoy it!