Horror Film Review: P2 (dir by Franck Khalfoun)


First released in 2007, P2 tells the story of Angela Bridges (Rachel Nichols), a young businesswoman who just wants to get off work and spend Christmas Eve with her family. Instead, she finds herself trapped in an underground parking garage and stalked by an unhinged security guard named Thomas (Wes Bentley).

P2 feels as if it was designed in a lab to exploit every fear I have.

First off, I’m terrified of confined places. This is a film that moves from one confined spot to another. It’s not just that Angela is trapped in a parking garage and the only person who has the key is determined to keep her there. Over the course of the night, she also finds herself trapped in Thomas’s office, an elevator, and the trunk of her car. P2 captures the suffocating feel of claustrophobia, the sense that an already confined space is slowly closing in on you. The more Angela struggles, the less space she seems to have.

I’ve always been scared of loud, barking dogs, especially the kind that jump out of nowhere and start growling at you as if you’re the bait in some game you didn’t even realize you were playing. Thomas has a dog named Rocky. Both Thomas and Rocky are relentless in their pursuit of Angela. Thomas wants to take her back to his office so he can force her to comply with his desires. Rocky, on the other hand, just wants to tear her apart.

I’ve always been scared of drowning, and, believe it or not, this film actually contains a scene in which Angela is forced to face that same fear. How does one drown in a parking garage? Let’s just say that Thomas knows every button to push and every lever to turn. Angela may work in the building and park in the garage, but for the most part she’s only a visitor. The garage is Thomas’s whole world.

I’ve always been scared that if I found myself in a really bad situation, I wouldn’t be able to depend on anyone to help. In P2, Thomas hides his homicidal nature behind his uniform and his title. When two policemen show up to check out the garage, they don’t even notice Angela’s broken phone lying on the ground. Even when Angela does manage to call 911, she’s answered not by an operator but by an automated system that puts her on hold. If Angela is going to survive, she’s going to have to do it on her own.

The film also captures a much more universal fear: the fear of not having control. Angela has never noticed Thomas before, but Thomas has spent two years obsessing over her and waiting for the day he would be able to drag her back to his office. To Thomas, it makes sense that Angela should spend Christmas with him because she has been on his mind nonstop for years. Angela, meanwhile, wakes up in the office wearing handcuffs and a revealing white dress that Thomas apparently put on her while she was unconscious. This is a film that always makes me wonder how many Thomases are out there. Who knows what’s happening behind the smiling faces of the people we see every day but don’t really know?

P2 works because it captures those universal fears. Yes, the story might be a bit predictable, but most of our fears are predictable too. That doesn’t make them any less scary. Rachel Nichols is sympathetic as Angela, while Wes Bentley is appropriately unhinged as Thomas. Bentley has said that he was struggling with a heroin addiction when he made P2, and he plays Thomas with the self-destructive intensity of an addict who can’t think beyond his next fix. It doesn’t matter to him—or perhaps even occur to him—that there’s no way he can get away with abducting Angela. All that matters is having her at that exact moment. He’s impulsive and unpredictable, and all the more frightening because of it.

P2 was the directorial debut of Franck Khalfoun, who went on to make the surprisingly effective remake Maniac. Unfortunately, his later films haven’t really lived up to the promise of his earlier work, but P2 remains an effective slice of holiday horror.

Horror On The Lens: Drive-In Massacre (dir by Stu Segall)


Today, the Shattered Lens has got a grindhouse classic.  From 1976, it’s Drive-In Massacre!  

Terrible things are happening at the local drive-in!  There’s a killer at large.  Can the police solve the mystery before yet another drive-in theater is forced to close?  This is a surprisingly entertaining little film.  I can only imagine how fun it probably was to see a film called Drive-In Massacre at an actual drive-in!  Be sure to stick around for the public service announcement at the end!

For the record, I’ve always liked Douglas Gudbye’s performance as Germy.  I haven’t been able to find out much about the actor but he definitely brings something to the role.  Be sure to keep an eye out for George “Buck” Flower, who not only appears in this film but also co-wrote it!

 

Live Tweet Alert: Join #ScarySocial For The Harbinger!


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in a few weekly live tweets on Twitter and Mastodon.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We tweet our way through it.

Tonight, at 10 pm et, #ScarySocial presents The Harbinger!

If you want to join us this Saturday, just hop onto twitter, start the movie at 10 pm et, and use the #ScarySocial hashtag!  It’s a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.

The Harbinger is available on Prime!  See you there!

Horror Scenes I Love: Catriona MacColl and Cinzia Monreale in The Beyond


Today, the Shattered Lens wishes a happy birthday to actress Catriona MacColl.

This scene that I love comes from Lucio Fulci’s 1981 masterpiece, The Beyond.  In this scene, Liza (MacColl) first meets the mysterious Emily (Cinzia Monreale).  To those not familiar with Fulci’s aesthetic, it may seem strange that Liza would not be more surprised to find a blind girl waiting for her on one of Louisiana’s infamous bridges to nowhere.  Those of us who are familiar with Fulci, though, recognize this as being one of his most gloriously dream-like moments.

This scene is also memorable for bringing together two of the best actresses to have worked with Fulci.  MacColl appeared in all three of the Beyond films, though she played a different character each time.  Monreale also appeared in several Fulci films, including the family western Silver Saddle and the underrated Sweet House of Horrors.

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special Denis Villeneuve Edition


4 Or More Shots From 4 Or More Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!

Today, the Shattered Lens wishes a happy birthday to Canadian director, Denis Villeneuve!  It’s time for….

4 Shots From 4 Denis Villeneuve Films

Prisoners (2013, dir by Denis Villeneuve, DP: Roger Deakins)

Arrival (2016, dir by Denis Villeneuve, DP: Bradford Young)

Blade Runner 2049 (2017, dir by Denis Villeneuve, DP: Roger Deakins)

Dune Part Two (2024, dir by Denis Villeneuve, DP: Greg Fraser)

Gamera Film Review: Gamera vs Viras (dir by Noriaki Yuasa)


1967’s Gamera vs. Viras opens with what appears to be a yellow and black-striped Tupperware container spinning through space.  Looks can be deceiving, though.  It’s not actually a freshness-sealed container that’s heading towards Earth.  Instead, it’s a spaceship from the planet Viras.  It seems that the inhabitants of Viras are dependent upon Nitrogen to live.  Foolishly, they’ve wasted all of their own Nitrogen and now they’re planning on coming to Earth to steal ours!

GAMERA, WE NEED YOU!

Gamera vs Viras is yet another Gamera film in which everyone’s favorite flying turtle also serves as the defender of Earth.  Even though the adults on Earth frequently mistake Gamera for being a threat, Gamera has a sentimental attachment to the planet’s children.  In this film, when he’s not fighting aliens and orbiting the planet, he’s hanging out with a bunch of boy scouts.  Unfortunately, for Gamera, the aliens realize that his protectiveness of children is also his greatest weakness.  The aliens abduct two of the boy scouts, American Jim (Carl Craig) and Japanese Masao (Tōru Takatsuka) and lure Gamera into space.  The aliens manage to take control of Gamera’s mind and soon, they’re forcing him to attack humanity!

In America, Gamera vs Viras is one of the best-known Gamera films.  That’s because, in 1969, American International Television released it directly to American television in a re-edited and dubbed version that was entitled Destroy All Planets.  (I assume that the title, which doesn’t really anything to do with the plot, was meant to bring to mind Destroy All Monsters.)  Destroy All Planets is the version of this film that went on to be included in hundreds of DVD box sets.  Destroy All Planets is a great title.  I mean, if you’re a monster movie fan of a certain age, there’s no way you’re going to able resist watching something called Destroy All Planets.

Whether you call it Gamera vs Viras or Destroy All Planets, this is one of my favorite Gamera films.  Yes, the kids are a little bit annoying but Gamera is absolutely adorable and this movie finds him going up against a giant squid.  To be honest, this film is totally worth it just to see the Squid.

Watching this film, I thought about how sad it was that the Squid didn’t just politely ask for some Nitrogen, as opposed to trying to conquer the planet and steal all of it.  I’m sure that humanity would have been willing to share.  I mean, a planet that has embraced a giant fire-breathing turtle has to have a good heart, right?  I also felt sorry for Gamera because those kids wouldn’t stop yelling at him.  I get that Gamera has a soft spot for kids but I imagine even the most loyal of giant turtles needs a break every once and a while.

Speaking of turtles (both giant and otherwise), turtles are really cool creatures that don’t cause any trouble for anyone.  We live near a creek and it’s not unusual to look outside and see a turtle slowly making its way down the sidewalk.  One thing that I love about this neighborhood is that everyone gives the turtles their space.  The turtles may not be fast but they know where they’re going.

Previous Gamera Reviews:

  1. Gamera, The Giant Monster (1965)
  2. Gamera vs Barugon (1966)
  3. Gamera vs Gyaos (1967)
  4. Gamera vs. Jiger (1970)

Godzilla Film Review: Shin Godzilla (dir by Hideaki Anno and Shinji Higuchi)


In 2004, Godzilla: Final Wars was released by Toho and promoted as Godzilla’s final film.

And indeed, for ten years, there was no sign of Godzilla. There were rumors that he would return but, for the most part, he was a fondly remembered relic of a different era. That changed in 2014, when Legendary Pictures produced and Warner Bros. distributed a new Americanized version of Godzilla. Though the new version was not particularly well received by critics, it did well enough at the box office to convince Toho that it was time to make a new Godzilla film of their own.

2016’s Shin Godzilla is not a sequel to any of the previous Godzilla films. Instead, Shin Godzilla imagines a continually evolving Godzilla attacking Japan, for the first time, in 2016. When Godzilla first appears, he definitely doesn’t look like himself. He doesn’t have his famous scaly skin. Instead of proudly striding through the cities and stepping onto buildings, he slithers through the streets. To be honest, he actually looks a little… well, goofy. At first, I wasn’t really sure that I would be able to accept this Godzilla. However, the film apparently predicted my reaction. Throughout the film, Godzilla slowly transforms (or “evolves,” as the film puts it) into the majestic monster that we all know and love. And when that Godzilla finally made his appearance, I wanted to cheer. I also wanted to hide behind the couch, because this is one of those films where Godzilla has no interest in being a nice guy. He lives to destroy, and Shin Godzilla, made in the aftermath of the earthquake, tsunami, and nuclear crisis that rocked Japan in March 2011, doesn’t shy away from showing the amount of damage and death that would result from an actual monster attack.

The film uses Godzilla sparingly. Instead, most of the running time is taken up with meetings. The Japanese government meets and tries to figure out what to do about the monster that’s attacking their country. The military is unprepared. The citizens have no memory of being put under a national emergency. The prime ministers (yes, the film goes through more than one) all look like they’re about to have a panic attack when they’re expected to make a decision. The Americans send over an envoy (Satomi Ishihara) who views dealing with Godzilla as a way to further her own political ambitions. Running throughout the film is the idea that the Japanese government has been left powerless to deal with real emergencies. The film’s ineffective bureaucrats become stand-ins for the same bureaucrats who failed in 2011. This is the most openly political Godzilla film since the first one.

Indeed, Shin Godzilla is far more concerned with how the government reacts to Godzilla than with Godzilla himself. I imagine that was, and probably still is, an issue for some viewers of the film. Myself, I appreciated the film’s portrait of a useless and largely impotent bureaucracy full of entrenched people who were more concerned with their own advancement than with protecting the citizens they were supposed to be serving. There’s a satirical edge to Shin Godzilla that I absolutely loved. Be glad Godzilla isn’t real, the film seems to be saying, because these idiots certainly aren’t going to protect you. Instead, all they can do is issue meaningless statements and pointless regulations designed to maintain the illusion of their own power. In its way, Shin Godzilla predicted the entire COVID era. It’s a Godzilla film with a lesson for us all.

Previous Godzilla Reviews:

  1. Godzilla, King of the Monsters (1958)
  2. Godzilla Raids Again (1958)
  3. King Kong vs Godzilla (1962)
  4. Mothra vs. Godzilla (1964)
  5. Ghidorah: The Three-Headed Monster (1964)
  6. Invasion of the Astro-Monster (1965)
  7. Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster (1966)
  8. Son of Godzilla (1967)
  9. Destroy All Monsters (1968)
  10. All Monsters Attack (1969)
  11. Godzilla vs Hedorah (1971)
  12. Godzilla vs Gigan (1972)
  13. Godzilla vs Megalon (1973)
  14. Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla (1974)
  15. The Terror of Mechagodzilla (1975)
  16. Cozilla (1977)
  17. Godzilla 1985 (1985)
  18. Godzilla vs. Biollante (1989)
  19. Godzilla vs King Ghidorah (1992)
  20. Godzilla vs. Mothra (1992)
  21. Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla 2 (1994)
  22. Godzilla vs SpaceGodzilla (1994)
  23. Godzilla vs. Destoroyah (1995)
  24. Godzilla (1998)
  25. Godzilla 2000 (1999)
  26. Godzilla vs Megaguirus (2000)
  27. Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack (2001)
  28. Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla (2002)
  29. Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S. (2003)‘
  30. Godzilla: Final Wars (2004)
  31. Godzilla (2014)
  32. Godzilla: Planet of the Monsters (2017)
  33. Godzilla, King of the Monsters (2019)
  34. Godzilla vs Kong (2021)
  35. Godzilla Minus One (2023)

October Positivity: Gramps Goes To College (dir by Chip Rossetti)


The title character of 2014’s Gramps Goes To College may be known as Gramps but his actual named Ty Bounds. Played by Donald James Parker, Ty is a sixty-something resident of South Dakota who has recently retired from his job as a computer programmer. Despite being retired, Ty is not ready to fade away. In fact, he’s decided that it’s time to start a new chapter in his life so he enrolls in a college that is located in Tennessee. He hopes to eventually get his Master’s Degree in Biology.

Good luck with that, Gramps!

Gramps, you see, is a Christian and a believer in creationism. No sooner does he step into his Into to Biology class than he finds himself arguing with Professor Tucker (Carol Anderson). Tucker takes pride in turning religious students into atheists. She sees Ty as a challenge. She invites him to lunch. She invites him to dinner. She tries to seduce him. Nothing that she does can convince Ty to believe in evolution. Darwin wasn’t evil, Ty explains at one point. He was just misguided by the Devil.

Ty becomes a hero on campus and he even starts his own team of Christian athletes so that they can compete in the school’s Intramural competition. He becomes a mentor to his roommate, Brad (Rusty Martin). Ty worries that Brad is bein led astray by Stephanie (Courtney Lee Simpson). When Brad comes back to the dorm after a party, Ty demands to know why Brad reeks of alcohol. Can you imagine going away to college and discovering that your new roommate is not only old enough to be your grandfather but that he’s also going to scold you whenever you stay out late? Yikes!

(As I watched this movie, I was reminded of how, when I was in college, there was a student who was in her forties and who lived in the dorms. I always felt a little bit sorry for her. She was given a private room and people treated her respectfully — certainly more respectfully than they treat Gramps in this film — but I always wondered what it was like to be an adult, trying to finally get a degree, and finding yourself living in a dorm occupied by brats like …. well, like me. I’ve always told myself that if I ever run into her again, I’ll apologize for all those nights I played my music too loud. I’m older now so I understand why that would be annoying.)

Eventually, Stephanie dies of alcohol poisoning but she’s revived. She talks about how, while she was dead, all she saw were the flames of Hell. Well, that’s one way to get someone convert.

Gramps Goes To College is a fairly amateurish film. That’s not really a surprise. If anything did surprise me, it was how wrathful Gramps came across as being. To be honest, I was expecting a corny “old person” comedy. Instead, Gramps spent a lot of time suggesting that different people and ideas had been sent by the Devil. In the film, Gramps becomes a beloved celebrity on campus. He even gets Professor Tucker to doubt her atheism, despite the fact that none of his arguments seem to be anything that Tucker would not have heard before. To be honest, Gramps kind of comes across as being kind of a crank. His intentions may have been benevolent but he was so preachy and so frequently angry that he was often more intimidating than inspiring.

Myself, I’m just glad that I went to a party school and I didn’t actually have to pay attention in any of my classes. That’s the best way to do the college!

Horror Film Review: War of the Satellites (dir by Roger Corman)


1958’s War of the Satellites opens with a tragedy.

The United Nations is leading the way in humanity’s attempt to explore space.  Unfortunately, ten manned spaceships (or “satellites” as they’re called in this film) all run into the same problem.  There’s a “space barrier” around the Earth, one that traps any ship that flies into it.  On Earth, Dr. Pol Van Ponder (Richard Devon) is forced to remotely blow up both the ships and the UN’s astronauts.  It looks like the the UN’s space program is coming to an end.

Or, at least, it does until an unseen group of aliens drop a missile on Earth.  The missile, when it’s discovered by two “teenagers” who appear to be in their 30s, doesn’t explode.  Instead, it simply carries a message.  Don’t try to explore space, the message says.  A group of snooty aliens have decided that humanity is not ready to leave the planet.  The message is read at the UN.  In a scene that warmed my heart, the American delegate replies that no one tells humanity what to do.  The aliens don’t want us in space?  Well, guess where we’re going, baby!

(Woo hoo!  I love my country!)

Unfortunately, Dr. Van Ponder is in a serious car accident and is killed.  Or, at least, that’s what everyone believes until he shows up at the UN without a scratch on him.  Van Ponder explains that he miraculously survived the accident and he’s now ready to lead the UN mission into space.  The UN takes his survival as a sign that Van Ponder is meant to take humanity to the stars.

Of course, the truth of the matter is that Dr. Van Ponder actually was killed in that accident and the man at the UN is not Van Ponder but instead just an alien pretending to be him.  A few people notice that Dr. Van Ponder is acting strangely.  He speaks without emotion and uses curious phrases.  When he burns his hand during an experiment, he barely seems to notice.  When he’s alone in his office, he creates a second duplicate Van Ponder so that he can be two places at once.  Everyone who suspects that Van Ponder is actually an alien ends up dead.  Once the satellite takes off, it falls to crewman Dave Boyer (Dick Miller) to not only thwart Van Ponder’s evil scheme but to also convince Sybil Carrington (Susan Cabot) that Van Ponder is no longer the man who she thinks she loves.

Reportedly, a day after the Russians launched Sputnik, Roger Corman met with film producer Steve Broidy and said that, in return for $80,000, he could have a satellite movie ready to go in 90 days.  Broidy asked him what the film would be about and Corman replied, “I don’t know but I will have the picture ready.”  Broidy handed over the money and Corman shot War of the Satellites over the course of ten days.  Corman also said that Broidy was so impressed with the film that he gave Corman an extra $500 to throw a party for the cast and crew.  Corman never threw the party.

As for War of the Satellites, it clearly a rush job.  The interior of the space ship is basically two rooms and a couple of chairs.  The idea of the UN having a space program feels ridiculous today and I imagine it probably felt just as ridiculous in 1958.  (We should have kicked the UN out of New York decades ago)  That said, I have to admit that I really enjoyed this film.  Richard Devon gives an appropriately off-center performance as Dr. Van Ponder and this film actually features Dick Miller in a rare heroic starring role.  Even though he’s playing an astronomer, Miller still comes across like a New York wiseguy and my favorite scenes are the one where he gives Van Ponder a look that just seems to shout, “What are ya talking about, ya putz?”  There’s something really enjoyable about watching scrappy Dick Miller play the type of role that would usually go to someone like Peter Graves or Kenneth Tobey.  In an interview, Miller said that he felt miscast as the hero because he was only 5’5 while Devon was 6’1.  But the fact that Devon is actually so much taller than Miller only makes us rooft for Dick Miller even more.  As played by Dick Miller, Dave Boyar becomes the type of underdog that you can’t help but cheer for.

The best thing about this film is that it loudly declares that no one, no matter how scientifically-advanced or snooty, gets to tell humanity what to do.  You want us to stay on Earth?  We’re coming for the moon!

No one puts us in a corner.

October Hacks: Slashlorette Party (dir by Paula Ragsdale and Angelica de Alba)


First released in 2020, Slashlorette Party is a decent indie slasher. It isn’t totally successful, but it deserves credit for respecting the rules of the genre while using those rules to explore something more than the usual hacking and slashing. This is a film that never apologizes for being a slasher, and I appreciated that. I’m tired of horror movies made by people who think they’re better than the genre. At the same time, this is a film that not only has blood on the floor but thoughts in its head. There’s something to be said for that.

Molly Souza plays Brie, who is engaged to Dolph (Andrew Brown). The wedding is just around the corner, but there’s one big problem: Brie has just realized that she doesn’t really like Dolph that much. In fact, Dolph is such a jerk that he almost feels like a parody of the bad boyfriend who always shows up in romantic comedies so the sweet, sensitive guy will look even better as he encourages the female lead to dump him. (Strangely, no one ever asks, “What did you ever see in someone like that to begin with?”) Brie’s therapist (Ginger Lynn Allen) thinks Brie should consider ending the engagement. Meanwhile, Brie’s friends Alexa (Brooke Morris) and Nia (Nina Lanee Kent) want her to stay engaged at least long enough for them to throw her a bachelorette party at a remote cabin in the woods. You know who else loves parties in remote cabins in the woods? Homicidal maniacs!

Slashlorette Party is about more than just people being murdered in the woods. Absolutely no one in the film seems to believe that Brie should marry Dolph. Dolph is such a jerk that even when Brie disappears in the woods, he responds by sitting around and drinking a beer. Brie can barely stand Dolph, but she feels that she’s obligated to marry him because he asked and that otherwise she’ll run the risk of being forever single. Meanwhile, Dolph and his friends spend their time talking about how easy they believe women have it compared to men. In their worldview, all women are teases and all men are victims. (Ironically, the dumbest and most outspoken of the men actually does end up getting teased by one of the women shortly before getting his hand cut off by someone who is even more misogynistic than he is. His prediction of being both teased and victimized comes true, even if he’s too stupid to appreciate it.) When the deaths occur, they feel like a commentary on incel self-pity. Brie and her friends are targeted because of the male gaze. The men fall victim because they’re too hopelessly whiny and beta to defend themselves.

Slashlorette Party is a low-budget indie horror film. At first I didn’t have much hope for it. It seemed like just another movie that would feature a lot of bad acting and maybe some semi-decent gore. For the first half, the pace does feel off, and I spent a lot of time wondering if anyone was actually going to die. In the second half, though, things pick up. There are a few memorably bloody deaths. There are a few interesting twists. It becomes obvious that the film is meant to be more than a typical wilderness slasher. There’s some bite to the dialogue. There’s a funny joke about a male stripper who shows up as a policeman and finds himself stumbling onto a real crime scene. When the film started, I thought Dolph was too much of a lout to be believed, but the movie has a few surprises up its sleeve when it comes to his character. It ends with a final twist you will either love or hate. I always appreciate a film that’s willing to risk being hated.

I’ve been to enough bachelorette parties that I could relate. It isn’t really a bachelorette party until at least one person has said something they shouldn’t have and the bride-to-be is locked in the bathroom having a panic attack. If nothing else, this film captures the feeling of a bunch of people realizing their friend is about to make the biggest mistake of her life and deciding to throw a party to celebrate.