Retro Television Review: Saved By The Bell: The Class 1.11 “Weasel Love”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Tuesdays, I will be reviewing Saved By The Bell: The New Class, which ran on NBC from 1993 to 2o00.  The show is currently on Prime.

This week, Weasel’s found love again.  Or has he?

Episode 1.11 “Weasel Love”

(Dir by Don Barnhart, originally aired on November 20th, 1993)

Weasel’s online girlfriend, Natalie (Stephanie Dicker), moves to California and enrolls at Bayside.  At first, she looks and acts just like Tori Spelling during Tori’s time on the original Saved By The Bell.  However, Megan, Vicki, and Lindsay give her a makeover that …. actually, makes her look significantly worse.  But everyone at Bayside insists that it makes her look better so Weasel starts to feel insecure.  Tommy D, Scott, and Mr. Belding (really?) give Weasel a makeover to team him how to be cool.  That coolness goes to Weasel’s head and soon, he and Natalie aren’t speaking.

Uh-oh!  Natalie and Weasel are both in the school band!  Natalie plays piano.  Weasel plays saxophone.  (Needless to say, we never actually see Natalie’s hands when she’s playing piano.)  How is the band going to win that trip to New York if Natalie and Weasel aren’t capable of performing a duet together?

Well, maybe Tommy can hop on the computer and send Natalie a message “from Weasel” apologizing.  Natalie is touched but later, Weasel reveals that he didn’t write the message.  But Weasel and Natalie still talk through their differences and the band wins that New York trip!

As for this episode’s B-plot, Tommy D and Scott trick two of the nerd characters into leaving the band so that they can replace them.  As I watched Scott and Tommy trick the nerds into thinking that they were losing their hearing, it occurred to me that it takes a lot of charisma to make a schemer likable.  Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Mario Lopez had that charisma, which is why the first Saved By The Bell worked despite Zack being a sociopath.  Robert Sutherland Telfer and Jonathan Angel on the other hand….

(Actually, in all honesty, Jonathan Angel was likable as Tommy.  He had the goofy dumb guy thing down.  Telfer, however, didn’t have Gosselaar’s cocky charm.  As a result, Scott usually comes across as being more desperate than confident.)

Anyway, this was another dumb episode.  There’s no consistency when it comes to how characters like Weasel are portrayed so it’s really had to care about their lives one way or another.  This episode, Weasel got a girlfriend.  Even though I haven’t seen the remaining season one episodes yet, I can guarantee that she will never be mentioned again.

Finally, the band sounded terrible.  Leave them in New York.

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special Rod Steiger Edition


4 Or More Shots From 4 Or More Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!

Today would have been Rod Steiger’s birthday.  It’s time for….

4 Shots From 4 Rod Steiger Films

On The Waterfront (1954, dir by Elia Kazan, DP: Boris Kaufman)

The Pawnbroker (1965, dir by Sidney Lumet, DP: Boris Kaufman)

In The Heat of the Night (1967, dir by Norman Jewison, DP: Haskell Wexler)

The Illustrated Man (1969, dir by Jack Smight, DP: Philip H. Lathrop)

 

Retro Television Review: Miami Vice 5.21 “Too Much, Too Late”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Mondays, I will be reviewing Miami Vice, which ran on NBC from 1984 to 1989.  The entire show can be purchased on Prime!

This week, Miami Vice comes to a close.

Episode 5.21 “Too Much, Too Late”

(Dir by Richard Compton, originally aired on January 25th, 1990)

Tough NYPD detective Valerie Gordon (Pam Grier) returns to Miami after she learns that her friend Yvonne (CCH Pounder) has become addicted to crack cocaine and has been using her teenage daughter, Lynette (Malinda Williams), to pay her dealer, Swayne (John Toles-Bey).  Returning to Miami also allows Valerie to meet up with her former lover, Tubbs.  Tubbs is happy to see her again and even starts to think about marriage.  When Yvonne turns up dead, Valerie insists that Swayne killed her.  However, Crockett isn’t so sure.  Eventually, it turns out that Lynette murdered her own mother and that Valerie has been trying to frame Swayne for the crime.  Both Swayne and Lynette are arrested.  Valerie returns to New York where, she tells Tubbs, she is going to turn in her badge and retire from the police force.

Meanwhile, Switek tries to resist the temptation to start gambling again.  He even goes to meetings of Gamblers Anonymous but, when he’s stuck alone in his apartment and dealing with the guilt that he still feels over Zito’s death, Switek finds himself overwhelmed.  Soon, he is again placing bets.

This was not intended to be the final episode of Miami Vice.  Switek giving into his gambling addiction and Tubbs growing increasingly burned out were all plot points that were obviously designed to lead straight into Freefall.  Even Tubbs’s decision to return to New York makes a lot more sense once we know that Valerie is there.  However, NBC did not air this episode during the show’s original run because of its subject matter.  Yvonne selling her daughter for crack was considered to be too controversial.  As such, it didn’t air until the show went into syndication.  That’s a shame.  This was a strong episode, one that featured the melancholy atmosphere that made Miami Vice so memorable in the first place.

Well, that’s it for Miami Vice.  It’s a show that started out strong.  The first two seasons were consistently outstanding.  The third season was entertaining, even if it was obvious that the show was starting to run on autopilot.  The fourth season is where the show lost itself.  As for the fifth season, it had its flaws but it was a definite improvement over the fourth season.  While it was obvious that Don Johnson was eager to move on, the fifth season still provided enough good episodes that the show managed to redeem itself before it finally ended.

I’m going to miss Miami Vice.  Even at its worse, it had style to burn.

(I should mention that the whole reason I started reviewing Miami Vice back in 2023 was because I assumed Ron DeSantis would be elected President in 2024 and that people would naturally be curious about a show set in Florida.  Whoops.)

Next week, something new will premiere in this time slot.  What will it be?  I’ll let you know as soon as I know.  For now, let’s just take a moment to remember Crockett, Tubbs, and Elvis.

Join #MondayMania For Killer Body!


Hi, everyone!  Tonight, on twitter, I will be hosting one of my favorite films for #MondayMania!  Join us for 2018’s Killer Body (a.k.a. The Wrong Patient)!

You can find the movie on Prime and Tubi and then you can join us on twitter at 9 pm central time!  (That’s 10 pm for you folks on the East Coast.)  See you then!

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special Stanley Donen Edition


4 Or More Shots From 4 Or More Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!

Today would have been the 102nd birthday of the great Stanley Donen.  It’s time for….

4 Shots From 4 Stanley Donen Films

Singin’ In The Rain (1952, dir by Gene Kelly and Stanley Donen, DP: Harold Rosson)

Funny Face (1957, dir by Stanley Donen, DP; Ray June)

Two For The Road (1967, dir by Stanley Donen, DP: Christopher Challis)

Saturn 3 (1980, dir by Stanley Donen, DP: Billy Williams)

Monday Live Tweet Alert: Join Us For The Octagon!


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in hosting a few weekly live tweets on twitter and occasionally Mastodon.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of Mastodon’s #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We snark our way through it.

Tonight, for #MondayActionMovie, the film will be The Octagon!

It should make for a night of fun viewing and I invite all of you to join in.  If you want to join the live tweets, just hop onto Mastodon, find the movie on YouTube and hit play at 8 pm et, and use the #MondayActionMovie hashtag!  The  watch party community is a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.   

See you soon!

Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi: The Next Generation 2.11 “Don’t Believe The Hype”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sunday, I will be reviewing the Canadian series, Degrassi: The Next Generation, which aired from 2001 to 2015!  The series can be streamed on YouTube and Tubi.

Degrassi goes there!

Episode 2.11 “Don’t Believe The Hype”

(Dir by Anais Granofsky, originally aired on December 23rd, 2002)

“A hate crime has been committed here,” Snake declares in this episode.  He declares it very seriously.  In fact, he’s a little bit too serious.  His voice and his expression are so grim that the line actually has the opposite effect of what it intended.  The same can be said of this episode itself.  Degrassi was always political but, up until its final seasons, it was usually smart enough to understand that encouraging audiences to look between the lines was preferable to hitting them over the head.  Occasionally, though, this show did give us an episode like this one.

As for the hate crime, it’s the vandalization of a display about Iraq.  It’s International Day and Fareeza (Jessica Rose) made the display to inform people about her home country.  Fareeza is sure that her display was vandalized by Hazel because, earlier, Hazel give Fareeza a fashion ticket because her hijab was judged to be “terrorist chic.”  Hazel also said that Fareeza needed to back off before “Jamaica declared war on Iraq.”

Fareeza replies that Hazel’s last name — Aden — doesn’t sound Jamaican.  (It doesn’t?  Really?)  “You look Somalian,” Fareeza says.

Anyway, it turns out that the displays was vandalized by two unnamed students.  But Mr. Raditch still tells Hazel that she committed a hate crime by joking about declaring war on Iraq.  At first, Hazel is defensive but then she becomes so overwhelmed with guilt that she admits that she isn’t Jamaican.  She actually is Somalian!  Of course, I think one could argue that Fareeza committed a hate crime with her “You look Somalian” comment.  I mean, talk about stereotyping!  It’s like telling me I look Irish just because I have red hair and I’m half-Irish.

(At this point, I should mention that Andea Lewis, who played Hazel, was not Somalian.  In fact, in real life, she’s half-Jamaican.  But then again, Jessica Rose, who played Fareeza, was not from Iraq.)

Now, needless to say, Hazel being a Somalian refugee is one of those plot points that will hardly ever be mentioned again.  And Fareeza will never appear in another episode of Degrassi.  Fareeza showed up.  She taught everyone a lesson.  Having fulfilled her plot obligations, her character is never seen again.

Hazel later gives a presentation about her Somalian heritage and the school loves her.  (We don’t see the presentation that Fareeza gave about Iraq.  Sorry, Fareeza, this is Hazel’s episode.)  Meanwhile, JT’s friends discover that he’s good at sewing and everyone, except for Liberty, makes fun of him.  It’s easy to roll one’s eyes at Liberty’s crush on JT until you remember that JT is destined to end dying on Liberty’s birthday.  But that’s far in the future.  For now, JT is an adorable scamp who has no idea that he’s going to be literally stabbed in the back.

There’s nothing subtle about this episode and the end result is that it feels almost more like a parody of Degrassi than anything else.

 

Lisa Marie’s Week In Review: 4/6/26 — 4/12/26


I never did trust that Eric Swalwell.

Here’s what I watched last week:

Films I Watched:

  1. Airplane! (1980)
  2. Arcade (1993)
  3. Blind Corner (1964)
  4. Cocktail (1988)
  5. Cyclops (2008)
  6. Groupie (2010)
  7. The Hitman (1991)
  8. Law of Attraction (2020)
  9. Megalodon: The Frenzy (2023)
  10. The Natural (1984)
  11. The Perfect Stalker (2016)
  12. Rain Man (1988)
  13. Story of Eva (2015)
  14. The Terminator (1984)

Television Shows I Wached:

  1. 1st & Ten
  2. Baywatch
  3. Decoy
  4. Degrassi: The Next Generation
  5. Diff’rent Strokes
  6. Freddy’s Nightmares
  7. Fridays
  8. The Greatest Event In Television History
  9. Highway to Heaven
  10. Homicide: Life on the Street
  11. Intervention
  12. The Love Boat
  13. The Masters
  14. Nero Wolfe
  15. Pacific Blue
  16. Saved By The Bell
  17. Saved By The Bell: The New Class
  18. Sledgehammer
  19. St. Elsewhere

Live Tweets:

  1. The Hitman
  2. The Perfect Stalker
  3. Cocktail
  4. The Terminator
  5. Arcade

4 Shots From 4 Films:

  1. 1993
  2. John Milius
  3. Uli Edel
  4. French Cinema
  5. America At Cannes
  6. Francis Ford Coppola
  7. Barry Levinson

Scenes I Love:

  1. Heat
  2. Apocalypse Now
  3. Three Days of the Condor
  4. The Right Stuff
  5. 2001
  6. The Godfather
  7. The Empire Strikes Back

Songs of the Day:

  1. Iron Butterfly
  2. Basil Poledouris
  3. Brad Fiedel
  4. The Beach Boys
  5. The Trashmen
  6. Carmine Coppola
  7. The Allman Brothers Band

Music Videos of the Day:

  1. Whitesnake
  2. INXS
  3. Duran Duran
  4. Mr. T
  5. Megadeth
  6. The Breeders
  7. Squeeze

Links From Last Week:

  1. “I Think I Love You”
  2. Do You Love Books? Enough To Sleep With Them? Welcome To The Capsule Bookstore Hotel…

News From Last Week:

  1. Here Are The 2026 Cannes Selections
  2. Actor Mario Adorf Dies At 95
  3. Actress Angela Pleasence Dies At 84
  4. Actor John Nolan Dies At 87
  5. Four women detail horrific sexual assault, misconduct claims against Eric Swalwell — including ex-staffer who alleges he raped her
  6. Influencer’s husband threatens Eric Swalwell after he allegedly bombarded her with nudes and turned up at her house
  7. Eric Swalwell exits California governor race apologizing for past judgment while denying claims
  8. Billionaire kicks Eric Swalwell out of his mansion and wants $1M back after heinous sex allegations

Links From The Site:

  1. Arleigh reviewed Platoon, Full Metal Jacket, Hamburger Hill, 8 MM, and The Poughkeepsie TapesHe analyzed three films about Vietnam.
  2. Erin reviewed The Natural.  She shared All-Sports Magazine, Argosy, Two of a Kind, Paris Nights, Breezy Stories, The Vice Merchants, and Thrills Incorporated!
  3. Jeff reviewed The Wanderers, The Rainmaker, The Slime People, The Toughest Man In The World, Nightstick, Body and Soul, and Exit In Red!
  4. I reviewed Miami Vice and CHiPs!

Click here to check out last week!