Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sundays, I will be reviewing Homicide: Life On The Street, which aired from 1993 to 1999, on NBC!  It  can be viewed on Peacock.

This week, Pembleton, Lewis, Bayliss, and (ugh) Flasone investigate a shooting at a Vietnamese restaurant.

Episode 6.7 “Saigon Rose”

(Dir by Nick Gomez, originally aired on November 21st, 1997)

There’s an incredibly dumb moment in this week’s episode of Homicide.  In an otherwise deserted hallway, Flasone confronts Kellerman with his suspicion that Kellerman executed Luther Mahoney and now, as a result, innocent people have been killed due to Georgia Rae Mahoney’s vendetta.  (As if Georgia Rae wouldn’t have launched a vendetta if the killing hadn’t been an execution….)  Kellerman and Falsone have a scuffle in the hallway and they both end up pulling their guns and having a brief, John Woo-style stand-off.  When another cop comes walking down the hallway, they reholster their weapons.

It’s an idiotic moment that should have had no place on Homicide.  It also gets at what is so annoying about Falsone.  Why is Falsone investigating this?  No one has asked him to investigate it.  No one else seems to care about whether or not Kellerman murdered Luther.  Most would probably say that Luther got what he deserved.  But Falsone is on a crusade and the show seems to think that it makes him a hero, as opposed to a rat.

While Kellerman and Falsone are threatening to kill each other, Pembleton, Lewis, and Bayliss are investigating a shooting at a Vietnamese restaurant.  Almost everyone who worked at the restaurant — including an off-duty cop — is found dead.  The only survivors are two teenagers who hid in the kitchen.  When interrogated by Pembleton and Lewis, they reveal that one of the shooters was a local cop named Toinette Perry (Camille McCurty Ali).

Toinette was hired as a cop despite having a history of mental instability.  Her father had a friend at city hall and pulled some strings.  Her father subsequently disappeared.  Pembleton and Lewis think that Toinette recruited her cousin, Curtis (Dion Graham), to commit the robbery with her.  Bayliss and Falsone are sent to arrest Curtis, which just proves that you can’t get away from Falsone on this show.  He has to be involved in everything.

This episode wasn’t particularly complex.  The mystery was easily solved and, while the episode did hint that the off-duty cop resented Toinette for being a “diversity hire,” it didn’t really pursue that angle with any real depth.  That’s not necessarily a complaint.  Homicide is at its best when its just about the detectives doing their jobs.  Camille McCurty Ali gave a chilling performance as the sociopathic Toinette.

Meanwhile, Laura Ballard was rushed to the hospital after a night eating crabs with Gharty.  (My boyfriend assures me that this is a Baltimore thing.)  It turns out that Laura has an allergy to shellfish.  Gharty is horrified at the thought of living in Baltimore and not being able to eat crabs.  It was a cute storyline, largely due to Peter Gerety’s performance as Gharty.

This was not a bad episode but Falsone needs to leave Kellerman alone!

Seriously.