Retro Television Review: Decoy 1.28 “Ladies Man”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Thursdays, I will be reviewing Decoy, which aired in Syndication in 1957 and 1958.  The show can be viewed on Tubi!

Episode 1.28 “Ladies Man”

(Dir by Stuart Rosenberg, originally aired on April 21st, 1958)

A man named (Michael Tolan) approaches Pearl Dillard (Chris Kane) at a subway station and gives her a box that he claims is an x-ray camera.  The man claims to be an insurance investigator and he says that he’s pursuing a woman (Lois Nettleton) who has stolen some diamonds.  He says that he needs Pearl to take a picture of the woman.  Because it’s an X-ray camera, it will reveal that she has the diamonds on her.  While the woman waits for her train, Pearl points the box at her and pushes a button.  However, it turns out that the box is not hiding a camera but a gun!  Pearl shoots the woman in the back.

The woman is named Lois and the man was her husband, Mike.  The police get a tip that Mike is hiding out at an upstate hunting lodge.  Casey, who pretends to be a lost tourist, heads up to the lodge.  Mike is indeed there.  With Mike is his new girlfriend (Joan Harvey), who refuses to believe that Mike could have done anything wrong.

This episode was a bit more melodramatic than the typical episode of Decoy.  I found it hard to believe that anyone would fall for Mike’s camera-box lie but I guess there are probably people out there who would be naive enough to believe him.  (I might accept the box from Mike but I would throw it away the first chance I got.)  Unfortunately, once Casey tracked Mike down, Michael Tolan’s performance was so over-the-top that it became difficult to take him or the episode seriously.

Decoy worked better as a low-key, melancholiac show.  I usually love melodrama but this episode didn’t work for me.

Join #TubiThursdasy For Predator!


Hi, everyone!  Tonight, on Mastodon, I will be hosting the #TubiThursday watch party!  Join us for Predator (1987)!

You can find the movie on Tubi and you can join us on Mastodon at 9 pm central time!  (That’s 10 pm for you folks on the East Coast.)  We will be using #TubiThursday hashtag!  See you then!

Predator (1987, directed by John McTiernan, DP: Donald McAlpine)

Scenes that I Love: Laura Palmer Will See You Again In 25 Years


Since yesterday was Sheryl Lee’s birthday, here’s one of the best all-time examples of foreshadowing.

From the 1991 finale of Twin Peaks:

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special William Castle Edition


4 Or More Shots From 4 Or More Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!

Tomorrow, the Shattered Lens will celebrate the 112th anniversary of the birth of director and showman, William Castle!  It’s time for for an early edition of….

4 Shots From 4 William Castle Films

House on Haunted Hill (1959, dir by William Castle, DP: Carl E. Guthrie)

13 Ghosts (1960, dir by William Castle, DP: Joseph F. Biroc)

Strait-Jacket (1964, dir by William Castle, DP: Arthur E. Arling)

Shanks (1974, dir by William Castle, DP: Joseph F. Biroc)

Late Night Retro Television Review: 1st & Ten 3.11 “Land of the Free (Agent)”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Wednesdays, I will be reviewing 1st and Ten, which aired in syndication from 1984 to 1991. The entire series is streaming on Tubi.

The playoffs continue!

Episode 3.11 “Land of the Free (Agent)”

(Dir by Bruce Seth Green, originally aired on December 2nd, 1987)

The Bulls are in the playoffs but they need a new running back.  Jill decides to sign Brian Bozworth (Brian Bosworth), a player who was drafted by Arizona but who refused to sign his contract because he felt he wasn’t being offered enough money.  TD Parker (OJ Simpson) tells Jill that it would be highly irregular for the Bulls to sign Bozworth because, technically, he still “belongs” to Arizona.  Jill tells TD to take a knife to the rules and sign Bozworth.

And it’s a good thing that she did because, after some opening jitters, Bozworth plays a key role in getting the Bulls a win over Arizona in the playoffs.  Recognizing what the Arizona defense is going to do, he gives Yinessa a heads up.  Yinesa throws Bozworth the ball, Bozworth gets the Bulls into good field position, and Zagreb kicks the game-winning field goal.

Zagreb is only able to make that kick because Mad Dog lied to him and told him that Anna had called and agreed to marry him.  The next day, at the wedding ceremony, Anna is a no-show.  Or, at least, she is until Mad Dog breaks into her house, forces her to put on a wedding gown, and then carries her to the ceremony.  She arrives just in time to hear Zagreb giving a speech about how much he loves her.  Anna and Zagreb marry.

Finally, Jethro is upset when Bubba is offered a commercial contract with Squelch Sports Drink.  Squelch doesn’t want Jethro in its commercials.  But when Bubba can’t find the strength to lift a drum of Squelch and pour it over Coach Grier’s head, his contact is canceled.

This was a weird episode.  A lot of stuff was going on but none of it really added up too much.  At first, Bozworth seemed like a bad player and then, suddenly, he was a good player.  Jethro and Bubba were arguing and then suddenly they weren’t.  Zagreb got married and good for him.  Zagreb is perhaps the most cartoonish character on the show but then again, 1st & Ten is rather cartoonish in general.

Anyway, the Bulls are one step closer to the Championship Game.  We’ll see if they make it next week.

Film Review: Target Earth (dir by Sherman A. Rose)


1954’s Target Earth has an intriguing premise.

Nora King (Kathleen Crowley) wakes up in a Chicago hotel room, surrounded by the pills that she took the previous night as a part of an unsuccessful suicide attempt.  The room is quiet, too quiet.  Getting out of bed, Nora eventually finds herself walking around Chicago.  The city, which should be busy, is silent.  At first, there doesn’t seem to be anyone else around.  Eventually, Nora does run into a man named Frank (Richard Denning) and later, they meet a couple (Richard Reeves and Virginia Grey) who are busy getting drunk at a local cafe.

It’s a premise that feels like it could have been used in an episode of the Twilight Zone and the somewhat harsh black-and-white cinematography only increases the sense of isolation.  Obviously something big has happened in Chicago but no one is quite sure what it could be.  Our four survivors meet a few other people as they wander around the city.  Some people are terrified.  Some people, like the psychotic Davis (Robert Roark), aren’t concerned with what happened but instead are focused on how they can take advantage of the situation.  From the start, the atmosphere is effectively creepy and ominous.  Richard Denning and especially Kathleen Crowley give strong performances, capturing their confusion at the situation.

And then the robot shows up.

Now, I have to be honest.  I love this robot.  It’s big and ludicrous and it move so stiffly that there are times that it looks like it’s going to trip and end up flat on its back.  There’s something undeniably charming about the fact that, in 1954, an actor got into a silly robot costume (complete with fake arms) and then waddled around while everyone pretended to be terrified of him.  While the robot is definitely dangerous and it can fire a laser beam from its eye, I have to admit it immediately reminded of Torg, the cardboard robot from Santa Claus Conquers The Martians.  It’s exactly the type of thing that people like me tend to love about cheap, 1950s science fiction.  Back then, robots were considered to be so exotic that they only had to exist to be intimidating.  Today, we’re spoiled by fancy robots.  We expect every robot to be The Terminator.

That said, as charming as I found the robot to be, it totally altered the atmosphere of the movie.  As soon as the robot shows up, Target Earth goes from being atmospheric to campy.  The actors are still good.  Robert Roark is genuinely menacing as the evil Davis.  But that robot pretty much assures that we’ll never forget we’re watching a l0w-budget sci-fi flick.

As was typical of 50s sci-fi, things are eventually explained by the military.  We get some stock footage.  We get some scenes of concerned officers discussing what’s happening in Chicago.  Personally, I would have preferred it if the film had extended the mystery a bit.  It’s at its best when the viewer doesn’t know what’s going on.  That said, the film’s first half is wonderfully suspenseful.  The robot is perhaps too adorable for its own good but the movie still leaves you wondering what you would do if you woke up and discovered that the rest of humanity has vanished.

Retro Television Review: The Love Boat 7.16 “The Buck Stops Here/For Better or Worse/Bet on It”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Wednesdays, I will be reviewing the original Love Boat, which aired on ABC from 1977 to 1986!  The series can be streamed on Paramount Plus!

This week, the ship is a casino!

Episode 7.16 “The Buck Stops Here/For Better or Worse/Bet on It”

(Dir by Richard Kinon, originally aired on January 14th, 1984)

It’s a gambling cruise!

Of course, it’s all for charity.  The Love Boat has been turned into a floating casino but all of the money that the passengers lose will be donated to the Flanders Hospital.  Florence Flanders (Celeste Holm) is yet another old friend’s Captain Stubing’s and he’s happy to welcome her aboard.  He is less happy to see Florence’s ne’er-do-well brother, Frank (Richard Jaeckel).  Frank is in debt to another passenger, Al Dixon (Richard Ponzini).  Frank is willing to cheat and steal to get the money to pay off Al.  When Stubing calls Frank out on it, Frank threatens to reveal that Florence’s deceased husband had a mistress.

One of the people cheated by Frank is newlywed Nancy Sidon (Leah Ayres), who is upset about the prospect of having to move in with her in-laws.  Her husband, Stewart (Shea Farrell), says that it’s perfectly normal to move back in with your parents after you get married.  He also doesn’t want Nancy gambling.  When Nancy loses all of her money, she fears that she’s going to lose Stewart as well.  Fortunately, Frank has a change of heart and returns all of the money that he stole.  Not only has Nancy avoided divorce but she now has enough that she and Stewart won’t have to move in with the in-laws.

Meanwhile, Michael Borden (McClean Stevenson) is carrying a very valuable silver dollar with him.  When Sally (Jo Ann Pflug) accidentally puts the silver dollar in a slot machine, Michael has a near breakdown.  He obsessively pulls on the lever, hoping to win back his silver dollar.  Soon, he’s broke.  However, Sally puts her final dollar in the slot machine, pulls the lever, and hit the jackpot.  Michael wins back his silver dollar and he also finds love.  To be honest, Sally could do better.

This was a rather low-key and almost moody episode.  The laugh track was notably muted.  On the one hand, the show celebrated gambling for charity.  On the other hand, nearly everyone’s life was ruined in the casino.  Richard Jaeckel gave a good performance as the conflicted Frank.  Not giving a good performance was McClean Stevenson, who came across as being so cranky and whiny that I found myself hoping he would never win back his silver dollar.

This cruise did not hit the jackpot for me.

Song of the Day: Main Title Theme From The Shining, composed by Wendy Carlos and Rachel Elkind


The Shining (1980, dir by Stanley Kubrick, DP: John Alcott)

For today’s song of the day, we have the title tune to Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining.  The Shining is a classic horror film and features one of Jack Nicholson’s most iconic performances.

Enjoy the greatest road trip music ever recorded.

Scenes That I Love: Jack Nicholson’s Freeway Performance in Bob Rafelson’s Five Easy Pieces


Today, the Shattered Lens wishes a happy 89th birthday to the legendary Jack Nicholson.

Today’s scene that I love comes from the 1970 film, Five Easy Pieces.  In this Oscar-nominated film, Jack Nicholson plays Bobby Dupea.  Born to a wealthy and music-obsessed family, Bobby currently works in an oil field and is alternatively angry, cynical, and idealistic.  After Jack Nicholson’s Oscar-nominated turn in Easy Rider, Five Easy Pieces featured Nicholson playing the type of role for which he would be best-known in the 70s, the wayward rebel who must choose between being a part of society or being forever an outcast.

In this scene, Bobby and his oilfield co-worker find themselves stuck in a traffic jam.  Bobby gets a chance to show off both his temper and his talent.  It’s a great scene and Nicholson gives such a strong performance that it’s only later that you realize that Bobby’s anger didn’t really accomplish much.