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Late Night Retro Television Review: 1st & Ten 3.9 “Call to the Hall”

Posted on by Lisa Marie Bowman

Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Wednesdays, I will be reviewing 1st and Ten, which aired in syndication from 1984 to 1991. The entire series is streaming on Tubi.

Uh-oh.  This episode features OJ Simpson doing the real acting.

Episode 3.9 “Call For The Hall”

(Directed by Bruce Seth Green, originally aired on November 4th, 1987)

TD Parker (played by OJ Simpson) has a lot to deal with this week!

The team’s running back has been injured.  Buffalo is willing to trade their running back in return for Bubba Kincaid!  Nobody wants to say goodbye to Bubba.  He’s the heart of the team.  He’s the team “poobah,” which means that he gets to wear a stupid horned helmet whenever he’s at that team bar.  But the Bulls need a running back.  TD is the one who has to tell Bubba that he’s been traded.  Jethro is named the new team poobah.  Bubba’s wife is not happy about moving to Buffalo because it’s too cold up north.  Fortunately, it turns out that Buffalo’s running back has also been injured and the trade is canceled.  Bubba is staying!

TD has also been voted into the football hall of fame.  Should he take his wife and son to the ceremony or should he bring his mistress?  TD can’t decide, even though it seems like kind of an obvious decision.  Still, TD has to go to the team owner for advice and he is shocked when she reveals that she and everyone else know about TD’s new relationship.

Sorry, TD — everyone knows!

The team owner says that he should probably bring his wife, if just for the sake of appearances.  TD then plays basketball with his son and apologizes for not being a better father.  This leads to a line of dialogue that so totally epitomizes how much times have changed that it really should be put in a museum.

OJ Simpson apologizes for not being more like Bill Cosby.  I think that pretty much sums up this show’s entire third season.

In the end, TD does not take his mistress to the Hall of Fame.  But it doesn’t appear that his family attends either.  TD gives a speech, thanking his wife and son.  Awwww.

This episode features a lot of OJ Simpson acting.  As an actor, OJ was mild, bland, and likable.  He delivered his lines smoothly but with little sincerity.  Of course, nowadays, it’s impossible to listen to him speak without searching for a hidden meaning between the lines.  As I watched this episode, I found myself thinking, “Do not make him mad, do not make him mad….”

There was one other storyline in this episode.  Dr. Death and Mad Dog stole Coach Grier’s pet mouse.  The mouse died.  Dr. Death and Mad Dog had to run up and down the stadium stairs as a punishment.  The laugh track insists that all of this is funny but I had to disagree.  Killing pets is never a good look.

This episode was a lot like OJ’s acting — mild and bland.  Unlike OJ, it won’t be getting voted into the Hall of Fame anytime soon.

 

Retro Television Review: The Love Boat 7.14 “The Last Case/Looking for Mr. Wilson/Love on Strike”

Posted on by Lisa Marie Bowman

Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Wednesdays, I will be reviewing the original Love Boat, which aired on ABC from 1977 to 1986!  The series can be streamed on Paramount Plus!

Come aboard, we’re expecting you….

Episode 7.14 “The Last Case/Looking for Mr. Wilson/Love on Strike”

(Dir by Richard A. Wells, originally aired on December 17th, 1983)

This week, an old high school friend of Julie’s is on the cruise.  Whenever anyone from Julie’s past shows up, it means drama.  Five years ago, when Jan Maddox (Jeanine Wilson) told her boyfriend, Michael, that she was pregnant, he ran out on her.  Jan lied to her father, the rigid Colonel Maddox (Claude Akins), and told him that she and Michael had gotten married.  For five years, Jan has been telling her father that she’s married.  When Colonel Maddox boards the ship and meets his grandson Richie (R.J. Williams) for the first time, Jan continues to lie.  She says that Michael got called away on business.

However, when Jan meets a charming single passenger (Tony Dow) and starts to fall for him, she decides to tell her father the truth.

“My grandson is illegitimate?” Maddox says, in a tone more worthy of 1883 than 1983.

Colonel Maddox says that he never wants to see his daughter or his grandson again.  Seriously?  Okay, good riddance.  Colonel Maddox is a terrible person and Jan seems to be doing fine without him.  However, Julie mentions to Maddox that Michael walked out on Jan and now the Colonel is doing the same thing.  And then Richie tracks him down and yells, “You’re a mean old man and I hate you!”  Colonel Maddox sees the error of his ways and that magically fixes everything.  Jan forgives him.  Richie forgives him.  I would not have forgiven him.  Then again, I also wouldn’t have lied about being married in the first place.

While this is going on, Jenny (Didi Conn) boards the ship and spends the cruise harassing her ex-boyfriend (Grant Goodeve) and his new girlfriend (Wendy Schaal).  Jenny boards with two signs, each declaring that her ex is a louse.  She follows him around the ship, chanting about what a louse he is.  When she sees him dancing with his new girlfriend, she grabs a microphone and starts to talk about him to all the other passengers.  Jenny probably should have been taken into custody and kicked off the boat at the next port-of-call.  Instead, everyone acts as if Jenny’s actions are cute.  It’s a weird story.

Finally, a mysterious woman known as the Contessa has disappeared from her cabin.  Stubing convinces an old friend, retired detective Manfred Benusse (John Hillerman), to investigate.  (I would think that the Captain would be required — by law and company policy — to report a missing passenger as soon as it was discovered that she was missing but whatever.)  It turns out that there never was a Contessa.  The whole thing was a set up, engineered by Benusse’s secretary, Liliane Pendergrast (Allyn Ann McLerie).  Lillian didn’t want Benusse to retire and she thought that, if she gave him an unsolvable case, he would change his mind and I presume spend the rest of his days searching for a non-existent human being.  I’m not sure how that would have been a good thing but, once Benusse figures it all out, he falls in love with Ms. Pendergrast.  When you consider the fact that he could have easily been fired if Benusse hadn’t figured out what his secretary was doing, the Captain is surprisingly forgiving.

This was a really weird episode but the detective storyline was kind of charming in its nonsensical way.  Hillerman did such a good job as the detective that it made up for the fact that the other two stories were kind of annoying.  The end result was a pleasant cruise.

 

Late Night Retro Television Review: Pacific Blue 3.20 “With This Ring”

Posted on by Lisa Marie Bowman

Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Tuesdays, I will be reviewing Pacific Blue, a cop show that aired from 1996 to 2000 on the USA Network!  It’s currently streaming everywhere, though I’m watching it on Tubi.

This week, infedility is in the air.

Episode 3.20 “With This Ring”

(Dir by Michael Levine, originally aired on April 5th, 1998)

When Cory and Victor find a dead man on the beach, all of the evidence seems to indicate that he was killed as a result of an extramarital affair.  His widow previously hired a detective agency to test his fidelity.  His killer forced his own wedding ring down his throat.  Someone is killing cheaters.

So, of course, Palermo has Cory and Victor go undercover as a married couple.

This isn’t the first episode of Pacific Blue to feature the bike cops going undercover.  It’s actually something that has happened fairly frequently during the third season.  On the one hand, it gets the characters off of those stupid bicycles.  On the other hand, why would a bunch of bike cops be investigating crimes?  Bicycle cops are like any other uniformed cop.  Their job is to keep general order, issue tickets, and secure crime scenes until the actual detectives can show up.  The bicycle cops are police officers but they’re not detectives.  At least, that’s the way it works in the real world.  In the world of Pacific Blue, the Malibu PD apparently doesn’t have a plainclothes department and all of the work is done by the same 5 bicycle cops.

While Cory and Victor go undercover, TC tries to deal with the fact that his parents are splitting up,  He really struggles with the news of their upcoming divorce.  TC is also in his mid-30s.  Once you’re closer to 40 than 30, you should be able to handle your parents splitting up with a modicum of maturity.  The only good thing about this storyline is that wonderful Andy Buckley made one of his far-too infrequent appearances as TC’s older brother.

This episode ended with TC and Chris promising each other that, in 35 years, they would still be together.  Those will probably be the 35 most boring years of anyone’s lives.

This was another forgettable episode.  At least there’s only two episodes left this season.  And starting with season 4, Mario Lopez arrives as a new member of Pacific Blue!  It can’t happen soon enough.

Retro Television Review: Saved By The Bell: The New Class 1.10 “Swap Meet”

Posted on by Lisa Marie Bowman

Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Tuesdays, I will be reviewing Saved By The Bell: The New Class, which ran on NBC from 1993 to 2o00.  The show is currently on Prime.

It’s time for the annual school swap meet!

Episode 1.10 “Swap Meet”

(Dir by Don Barnhart, originally aired on November 13, 1993)

It’s time for the Swap Meet, the annual Bayside tradition that has never been mentioned before this week’s episode.  All of the students — and Mr. Belding — go to the gym to sell the old stuff that they don’t need anymore.  Does anyone in this school actually go to class?

Weasel, Scott, and Tommy D. have their own table, where they are apparently selling random things from Weasel’s garage.  Scott desperately needs some money so that he can take Rachel Meyers (Sarah Lancaster, who would become a regular starting with season 2) to the Janet Jackson concert.  Scott is not happy when Weasel takes the ten dollars that Scott and Tommy D have made at the table and spends it all on comic books.  Fortunately, one of those comic books turns out to be Defender Dog #59, the one with the “famous misprint!”  Scott and Weasel go to call the comic book shop to find out how much the comic book is worth.  “It’s worth 600 raviolis!” Weasel announces.  Huh?  Who talks like that?

While Scott and Weasel are dancing in the hallway, Tommy D sells the comic book for nine dollars to Marv and Harv Dorkman (played by Grant Gelt and Karl Michael Maschek).

Marv and Harv, as you guessed, are two of Saved By The Bell‘s stereotypical nerd characters.  They refuse to sell the comic book back to Scott.  When Scott realizes that Marv and Harv have crushes on Megan and Vicki, he convinces Megan and Vicki to go to the movies with them and to lie about loving comic books.  Megan and Vicki think that, by doing this, they’ll get the Defender Dog comic book.  Instead, Marv and Harv sell the comic book to Crunch Grabowski (Ryan Hurst) and then use the money that they made to buy necklaces for Megan and Vicki, which Megan and Vicki  promptly reject.

“I can’t believe this,” Scott says.

“Getting that comic book back is harder than Chinese square dancing,” says Weasel.

It’s hurting my head just to recap this.

Anyway, Crunch doesn’t want to sell the comic book so Scott convinces Crunch to come to the local comic book shop, which is owned by Honolulu Harry.  So, of course, Weasel puts on an old man mask and pretends to be Honolulu Harry and Tommy D. pretends to be a nerd who wants to sell a copy of Defender Dog so that Weasel (as Harry) to tell him that no one likes Defender Dog.  Crunch cannot handle being seen with an unpopular super hero so he trades Defender Dog for Lou the Ant.  Scott gets the comic book but then the real Honolulu Harry shows up and refuses to buy it from him because he caught Tommy D. in the back of the comic book shop.  “You touched my comics!” Harry yells.  What are people supposed to do in a comic book store?

Poor Scott!  Well, no, not really.  There’s a hundred smart things that Scott could have done during this episode and he didn’t do a single one of them.  He deserves what he gets….

Oh wait, the Dorkmans spent a lot of money to get four tickets to the Janet Jackson concert.  Megan tells them that she and Vicki would love to go to the concert with them.  Megan says she’ll hold on to two of the tickets and that she and Vicki will meet them at the concert.  The Dorkmans give the tickets to Megan and Vicki and then Megan and Vicki give them to Scott so he can take Rachel to the concert.

“You guys did this for me?  You guys are the best.” Scott says.

Rachel shows up to go to the concert with Scott.  She asks if the tickets were hard to get.

“No, not when you have really great friends,” Scott says.

Awwwww! the audience replies.

The audience has probably forgotten that Vicki had a huge crush on Scott just a few episodes ago and Megan and Scott were hinted to be a couple-in-the-making at the start of the season.  Beyond continuity, the main message here seems to be that, if your friend is a pathological liar, it’s okay to to lie to help him out.  The Dorkmans, who apparently spent a lot of money on the tickets that Megan just gave away, are already at the concert waiting on their dates.  Vicki and Megan’s actions would perhaps be justified if the Dorkmans were creeps but, for the most part, they’re just two guys who wears glasses and like comic books.  And while it is true that the Dorkmans bought those tickets without bothering to ask Vicki and Megan out beforehand, it’s also true that Megan flat-out lied so that she could then give the tickets to Scott.

One thing that I have noticed about Saved By The Bell: The New Class is that it seems to really hate its nerd characters.  The original series had stereotypical nerds as well but they were still, more or less, likeable and the show’s characters may not have hung out with them but they weren’t intentionally cruel to them.  Saved By The Bell: The New Class, on the other hand, feels as if it was written by the same people who spilled the pig’s blood on Carrie White.

Anyway, this episode was terrible.  Thank goodness there’s only three more episodes of the first season to go.

Late Night Retro Television Review: CHiPs 5.14 “Tiger In The Streets”

Posted on by Lisa Marie Bowman

Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Mondays, I will be reviewing CHiPs, which ran on NBC from 1977 to 1983.  The entire show is currently streaming on Prime!

This week, there’s a big cat on the loose!

Episode 5.14 “Tiger In The Streets”

(Dir by Charles Bail, originally aired on January 10th, 1982)

Ponch and Baker wonder why someone is digging deep holes in the Los Angeles hills and filling them with raw meat.  Could someone by trying to capture a tiger that’s recently gotten loose from a wildlife park?  Yes, that’s exactly what’s happening!  The owner of the park wants to keep the cops from finding out but, when it turns out that the tiger is a mother and is missing her cubs, only the highway patrol can help Animal Control capture her.  Baker likes Stephanie, the Animal Control officer.  This is one of the rare episodes where Baker actually gets to have a romance while Ponch stands around and looks awkwardly out-of-place.

As for Ponch, he is more concerned with an ex-con who is at the center of a series of violent confrontations involving various car clubs.  I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this plot before.  CHiPs has been repeating itself a lot during the fifth season.  That said, the car chases led to a slow motion wreck and a scene of bouncing hydraulics.  I’ve never been in one of those bouncing cars before.  It seems like you would get ill riding in one of those.

Finally, Grossie wants to be a comedian.  Harlan is a friend of legendary funny man Slappy White.  Harlan gives Grossie a bunch of Slappy’s jokes about how black people are different from white people.  Needless to say, the jokes don’t go over that well when they’re told be a white guy in a policeman’s uniform.

This episode was silly but I did like the tiger.

Retro Television Review: Miami Vice 5.20 “Leap of Faith”

Posted on by Lisa Marie Bowman

Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Mondays, I will be reviewing Miami Vice, which ran on NBC from 1984 to 1989.  The entire show can be purchased on Prime!

When is Miami Vice not Miami Vice?

Episode 5.20 “Leap of Faith”

(Dir by Robert Iscove, originally aired on June 28th, 1989)

A crazed college professor named Terry Baines (Keith Gordon) is making his own designer drugs and selling them to the cult-like college students who worship his every move.  Terry thinks that the drugs will help people move into a dream state.  However, Terry also doesn’t care how many people die as a result of entering that dream state.  Terry is obviously crazy but he’s got tenure.

Fortunately, the youthful cops of the Young Victims Unit are able to go undercover as college students and infiltrate Terry’s organization.  Joey Harden (Justin Lazard) is the newest member of the squad.  He’s a cop who does things his way!  Zach (Cameron Dye) is the wild man.  He’s from Arkansas!  And Ray Mundy (Adam Storke), he’s a surfer from California!  Their boss is Lt. Paul Cutter (Kiel Martin).  Tania Louis (Laura San Giacomo) is their computer expert.  Together, they’re….

….not Crockett and Tubbs!

Crockett and Tubbs appear at the start of the episode and then Crockett appears in another scene, in which it’s established that he and Cutter have a contentious relationship.  Otherwise, this really isn’t an episode of Miami Vice.  Instead, it’s a pilot for a show about the Young Victims Unit.  The pilot never became a series and, watching this episode, one can see why.  The three undercover cops are all way too similar.  They seem like three different versions of the same guy.  Kiel Martin and Laura San Giacomo at least manage to bring some life to their characters but the rest of the cast is just bland.  The best performance comes from Keith Gordon and he’s dead by the end of the episode.

Next week …. Miami Vice comes to an end as Tubbs falls in love and Crockett refuses to get a haircut.

Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi: The Next Generation 2.10 “Take My Breath Away”

Posted on by Lisa Marie Bowman

Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sunday, I will be reviewing the Canadian series, Degrassi: The Next Generation, which aired from 2001 to 2015!  The series can be streamed on YouTube and Tubi.

Whatever it takes, I know I can make it through….

Episode 2.10 “Take My Breath Away”

(Dir by Stefan Scaini, originally aired on December 9th, 2002)

How you respond to this episode depends on how much you know about what’s eventually going to happen to the students at Toronto’s Degrassi Learning Center.

When watched for the first time, it seems like a sweet episode about how crushes can hurt and how they can also pay off.  Ellie has a crush on Marco and, after discovering that he likes Edward Gorey just as much as she does, Ellie starts to send him anonymous rhyming emails.  However, Hazel also likes Marco and Marco thinks that Hazel is the one sending him the emails.  Marco thinks this despite Hazel having never shown any poetic ability and also despite the fact that he just sat down at lunch and discussed Edward Gorey with Ellie!

When Marco receives an anonymous email telling him to meet his crush at the Zen Garden, Marco is shocked to discover Ellie waiting for him.  Ellie assumes Marco is disappointed and runs away.  Marco later tracks Ellie down and reveals that he wasn’t disappointed at all.  Marco and Ellie are now a couple!

Meanwhile, Craig and Manny go on their first date.  Craig wants to see a movie.  Manny gets excited when she sees a rather childish carnival.  Manny later tells Emma and Liberty that the date was wonderful and that she and Craig are totally in love.  Craig tells Spinner and Jimmy that the date was awkward and that Manny is still too immature for him.  Craig says that Manny reminds him of his five year-old half-sister, Angela.  (Angela was played by Alexa Steele, Cassie Steele’s real-life sister.)

The episode ends with Manny telling Craig that he shouldn’t talk to Ashley and asking him what they’re doing on Friday night.  Craig replies that they’re not doing anything because he doesn’t like Manny.  AGCK!

Again, it’s a good episode.  The contrast between Craig’s recollection of the date and Manny’s version is genuinely amusing.  Meanwhile, Ellie finally gets a boyfriend….

Of course, veteran Degrassi watchers know that Marco is both gay and deeply closeted and that he’s destined to hurt Ellie before becoming her best friend.  (Ellie was always way too forgiving.)  Meanwhile, Craig and Manny are going to end up together, with Craig first getting Manny pregnant and then, several seasons later, introducing her to cocaine.  Craig is also going to nearly kill Joey while having a manic episode before breaking Ashley’s heart and nearly driving Ellie to suicide in Los Angeles.  Yikes!

This is a cute episode that, for veteran Degrassi watchers, is decorated with red flags.

Retro Television Review: Homicide: Life On The Street 5.4 “Bad Medicine”

Posted on by Lisa Marie Bowman

Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sundays, I will be reviewing Homicide: Life On The Street, which aired from 1993 to 1999, on NBC!  It  can be viewed on Peacock.

This week, drug lord Luther Mahoney returns.

Episode 5.4 “Bad Medicine”

(Dir by Kenneth Fink, originally aired on October 25th, 1996)

Someone is selling bad heroin in Baltimore.  This episode opens with a montage of dead junkies being discovered.  Detective Munch explains to a uniformed cop why he has to stick around until it’s firmly established that the latest dead junkie died of an overdose and not something like a hit to the back of the head.  Munch says that everything he knows, he learned from his ex-partner.  Hey, Munch, Bolander’s not coming back!  You have to accept it.

Things are looking grim for Giardello’s detectives.  Megan Russert has run off to Europe.  Bolander is retired.  Felton is missing.  Frank is recovering from his stroke and still needs to pass his firearms exam.  And now, Kellerman has been accused of taking bribes while working as an arson investigator.  Kellerman is given desk duty, which means that he can’t help Lewis pursue drug kingpin Luther Mahoney (Erik Todd Dellums).

Mahoney returns in this episode, dragged into the box and accused of murdering a rival dealer.  Mahoney is his usual smug snake self but Lewis and his temporary partner, Narcotics Detective Terri Stivers (Toni Lewis), are convinced that they’ve finally got him where they want him.  First off, there’s a junkie who has been bullied into informing on Luther.  Plus, Luther slips up and reveals that he knew some facts about the murder that were not released to the press.  Is Luther Mahoney going down!?

Well, don’t get too excited.  Ed Danvers informs them that their evidence isn’t enough to get a conviction.  Juries don’t trust junkies.  Luther could have heard the details of the murder on the street.  Everyone knows that Luther is guilty but no one can prove it beyond a reasonable doubt.  Luther goes free and the informant ends up dead.

Meanwhile, Frank Pambleton stops taking his medicine so that he can concentrate on passing his firearms exam.  He still fails.  Even though he was able to hit the target, he took too long reloading his gun.  Pembleton starts to take his medicine again.

Finally, Brodie still doesn’t have anywhere to live.  He stayed with Munch for one night and then voluntarily left.  (The reasons why are left ambiguous but it’s suggested that Brodie came across Munch’s private drug stash and freaked out.)  Brodie moves in with Bayliss and quickly makes things awkward by overanalyzing the Mighty Mouse cartoon that Bayliss is watching.  Brodie explains that Mighty Mouse is an agent of chaos and Bayliss looks like he’s already realized this living arrangement is not going to work.

This was a properly cynical episode, one where the main theme seemed to be that our heroes are fighting a losing war.  Giardello is running low on detectives.  Kellerman is put on desk duty because of one weak accusation.  Pembleton has to pass a firearms exam, despite rarely having to draw his gun.  In the end, men like Luther Mahoney walk free while the addicts caught in-between end up dead in the street.

That’s life in Charm City.

Late Night Retro Television Review: Saved By The Bell 1.16 “Save That Tiger”

Posted on by Lisa Marie Bowman

Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Saturdays, I will be reviewing Saved By The Bell, which ran on NBC from 1989 to 1993.  The entire show is currently streaming on Prime and Tubi!

This week, it’s prank war time!

Episode 1.17 “Save That Tiger”

(Dir by Don Barnhart, originally aired on December 16th, 1989)

Historically, this is an important episode.

This is the episode that establishes that Valley is Bayside’s rival.  It also introduces us to the annual prank war.  It’s the episode in which Jessie (reluctantly) becomes a cheerleader.  This episode establishes that Screech is the dork in the Bayside tiger costume.  This is also the episode in which we first learn that Mr. Belding was a wild man in high school.  His nickname?  Mad Dog!

That said, what most people remember about this episode is “Stinky” Stingwell, the principal of Valley.  Played by veteran comic Ronnie Schell, Mr. Stingwell is a prank war veteran who encourages his students to kidnap Screech and who greets Mr. Belding with a joy buzzer.  Stinky Stingwell is a great character and it’s a shame that he only appeared in one episode.

This episode ends with a cheer competition between Valley, Bayside, and an unnamed school.  Valley attempts to ruin the Bayside cheer by kidnapping Screech and putting a Valley student in the tiger costume.  When Slater and Zack find out, they pour a bunch of fire ants into the costume and this leads to the Bayside Tiger having what appears to be a seizure.  (It’s a good thing that the guy in the costume wasn’t allergic to fire ants because he could have died.  Is that the legacy they want for their prank war?)  Somehow, this leads to Bayside winning the competition.  Even though Mr. Belding said he didn’t want any more pranks, he seems to be okay with them as long as it leads to Bayside winning a trophy.

I decided to get an expert opinion when it came to judging the cheer competition so I forced my sister to watch it with me.  She said Valley should have won and I have to agree.  Their cheer was good without requiring any gimmicks like a spastic tiger.

“We won the prank war,” Zack tells us.

Eh.  Sorry, Zack.  Stinky Stingwell won this round.  TPing the school?  Abducting Screech?  Stealing the costume?  Wrapping up the school’s students in 2-ply toilet paper?  Somehow setting bobby traps in Zack, Slater, and Screech’s lockers?

Valley rules!