Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sundays, I will be reviewing Homicide: Life On The Street, which aired from 1993 to 1999, on NBC!  It  can be viewed on Peacock.

This week, we start season 6.

Episode 6.1 “Blood Ties: Part 1”

(Dir by Alan Taylor, originally aired on October 17th, 1997)

It’s a new season of Homicide and, while Pembleton and Bayliss have been off working in the robbery division, some changes have occurred.  Sgt. Howard has left Homicide to work in another division.  Brodie’s documentary won an Emmy and he’s moved to Los Angeles.  Melissa Leo and Max Perlich are no longer a part of the cast.

Instead, we have three new detectives.  Gharty and Falsone (ugh!) are now full-time members of the squad.  Joining them is Laura Ballard (Callie Thorne), a recent transfer from Seattle.  When Pembleton and Bayliss return to Homicide, the first that they see is Ballard and Gharty being given a commendation for solving “the Rico case.”  Meanwhile, Falsone is walking around the squad room like he owns the place.  Giardello praises the new detectives and basically acts as if Pembelton and Bayliss are useless.

And listen, as much as I dislike Falsone and Jon Seda’s mumbling performance in the role, I do think that Peter Gerety is well-cast as Gharty.  And Callie Thorne seems like she’ll do a good job as Ballard, even if this episode does spend a bit too much time trying to convince us that she’s the greatest detective since Frank Pembleton.  But, when it comes to Homicide, I want to follow detectives like Munch, Lewis, Pembleton, and Bayliss.  I want to watch as Kellerman battles his demons and Giardello battles his superiors.  My point is that I don’t care about these new people.  I don’t care that Ballard is a hotshot detective.  I don’t care that Gharty is a blue-collar guy who is looking to prove himself.  I can’t stand Falsone.  I don’t want any of these people to be the new lead characters on the show.  I want Melissa Leo with her weird accent.  What are we even doing here, Homicide?

This episode, however, seemed to be determined to force the new characters on me.  For instance, Georgia Mahoney (Hazel Goodman) is in town, looking to get revenge for the death of her brother Luther.  She’s got people shooting at Lewis, Kellerman, and Terri Stivers.  Needless to see, Lewis and Kellerman get involved in tracking down and arresting not only Georgia but also Junior Bunk (Mekhi Phifer), Luther’s incompetent nephew.  However, Falsone gets involved too.  This means that we have to sit through an entire scene of Falsone attempting to interrogate Kellerman about the Mahoney shooting and the inconsistencies in the statements given by Lewis, Stivers, and Kellerman..  Hey, Falsone — YOU’RE THE NEW GUY!  WE LIKE KELLERMAN!  LEAVE HIM ALONE, YOU MUMBLING DOUCHEBAG!

Meanwhile, at a banquet honoring distinguished businessman and civil right activist Felix Wilson (James Earl Jones), a young Haitian woman is found beaten to death in the men’s room.  Her name is Melia and she worked for the Wilsons.  Now, in this case, Pembleton and Bayliss are the primaries but Ballard and Gharty still come along to provide support and soon, Ballard and Pembleton are arguing about the best way to handle the investigation.  Ballard thinks that Pembleton is going easy on Felix Wilson because of Wilson’s standing in the black community.  Pembleton thinks that Ballard should remember who the primary investigator is.  And myself, I’m wondering why Pembleton and Ballard are having the type of conversations that Pembleton used to have with Bayliss.  Whenever Pembleton and Bayliss debate prejudice, it works because we know who Pembleton is and we know how Bayliss is.  We don’t know enough about Ballard for her debate with Pembleton to really mean anything.

Apparently, Homicide was nearly cancelled after the end of season 5.  When it was renewed, it was done on the condition that had to improve its rating and win its time slot.  This episode feature a lot of action.  A man on a motorcycle fires at Falsone and Lewis.  A sniper hits Kellerman in the arm.  The cops stop Georgia’s private plane from taking off and arrest her.  Visually, this episode is brightly lit and there’s none of the odd camera angles that dominated the previous few seasons.  Comparing this episode to the episodes that came before it creates a tonal whiplash that can only be compared to going from the Steve Carell-led Office to the Ed Helms version.  It’s not necessarily bad but it just doesn’t feel right.

This episode ends with Georgia in jail and Pembleton still investigating the death of Melia.  Season 6 is off to a start and I’m not really happy about how it’s going so far but we’ll see what happens.