Horror Film Review: P2 (dir by Franck Khalfoun)


First released in 2007, P2 tells the story of Angela Bridges (Rachel Nichols), a young businesswoman who just wants to get off work and spend Christmas Eve with her family. Instead, she finds herself trapped in an underground parking garage and stalked by an unhinged security guard named Thomas (Wes Bentley).

P2 feels as if it was designed in a lab to exploit every fear I have.

First off, I’m terrified of confined places. This is a film that moves from one confined spot to another. It’s not just that Angela is trapped in a parking garage and the only person who has the key is determined to keep her there. Over the course of the night, she also finds herself trapped in Thomas’s office, an elevator, and the trunk of her car. P2 captures the suffocating feel of claustrophobia, the sense that an already confined space is slowly closing in on you. The more Angela struggles, the less space she seems to have.

I’ve always been scared of loud, barking dogs, especially the kind that jump out of nowhere and start growling at you as if you’re the bait in some game you didn’t even realize you were playing. Thomas has a dog named Rocky. Both Thomas and Rocky are relentless in their pursuit of Angela. Thomas wants to take her back to his office so he can force her to comply with his desires. Rocky, on the other hand, just wants to tear her apart.

I’ve always been scared of drowning, and, believe it or not, this film actually contains a scene in which Angela is forced to face that same fear. How does one drown in a parking garage? Let’s just say that Thomas knows every button to push and every lever to turn. Angela may work in the building and park in the garage, but for the most part she’s only a visitor. The garage is Thomas’s whole world.

I’ve always been scared that if I found myself in a really bad situation, I wouldn’t be able to depend on anyone to help. In P2, Thomas hides his homicidal nature behind his uniform and his title. When two policemen show up to check out the garage, they don’t even notice Angela’s broken phone lying on the ground. Even when Angela does manage to call 911, she’s answered not by an operator but by an automated system that puts her on hold. If Angela is going to survive, she’s going to have to do it on her own.

The film also captures a much more universal fear: the fear of not having control. Angela has never noticed Thomas before, but Thomas has spent two years obsessing over her and waiting for the day he would be able to drag her back to his office. To Thomas, it makes sense that Angela should spend Christmas with him because she has been on his mind nonstop for years. Angela, meanwhile, wakes up in the office wearing handcuffs and a revealing white dress that Thomas apparently put on her while she was unconscious. This is a film that always makes me wonder how many Thomases are out there. Who knows what’s happening behind the smiling faces of the people we see every day but don’t really know?

P2 works because it captures those universal fears. Yes, the story might be a bit predictable, but most of our fears are predictable too. That doesn’t make them any less scary. Rachel Nichols is sympathetic as Angela, while Wes Bentley is appropriately unhinged as Thomas. Bentley has said that he was struggling with a heroin addiction when he made P2, and he plays Thomas with the self-destructive intensity of an addict who can’t think beyond his next fix. It doesn’t matter to him—or perhaps even occur to him—that there’s no way he can get away with abducting Angela. All that matters is having her at that exact moment. He’s impulsive and unpredictable, and all the more frightening because of it.

P2 was the directorial debut of Franck Khalfoun, who went on to make the surprisingly effective remake Maniac. Unfortunately, his later films haven’t really lived up to the promise of his earlier work, but P2 remains an effective slice of holiday horror.

10 Unacknowledged Christmas Classics


It’s December and that means that it’s the Christmas season and that can only mean an abundance of Christmas movies both at movie theaters and on television.  This Christmas movie has even become a genre in a way that the Thanksgiving movie or the Bank Holiday movie never has.

I love the Christmas season because 1) it’s one of the few times that there’s half a chance of seeing snow in Texas, 2) it gives me an excuse to bond with family, and 3) I get lots of presents.  And I enjoy Christmas movies so much that I can pretty much quote every line from It’s A Wonderful Life from memory.  I’ve even been known to enjoy the holiday movie marathons that pop up on the Lifetime Movie Network (especially if they feature Jeff Fahey and his bluer than blue eyes).  However, my favorite Christmas movie remains the original Miracle on 34th Street because Natalie Wood was one of my mom’s favorite actresses and Miracle was one of her favorite films.

However, in this post, I want to highlight 10 movies that have either been overlooked in the past or else films that, while properly acknowledged as classics, are rarely mentioned as being Christmas films.

1) In Bruges (2008)  — Two Irish hitman (Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson, both wonderful) hide out in Belgium during the Christmas holiday.  I love this film for so many reason but I have to specifically mention the performance of Ralph Fiennes, who plays an English crime boss with a foul mouth, a murderous personality, and a firmly held set of ethics.

2) Brazil (1985) — One reason why I love Terry Gilliam’s dark satire is because I actually have quite a bit in common with it.  We’re both often misunderstood, we’re both pretty to look at, and we were both released in 1985.  While Brazil is now often acknowledged as one of the best and most imaginative films of the last century, it’s often forgotten that all of this film’s action takes place over the Christmas season.  If you’ve never seen Brazil, see it now.  But be aware that you’ll never look at Michael Palin quite the same way again.

3) Three Days of The Condor (1975) — This espionage thriller (which stars a young, pre-Leatherface Robert Redford) skillfully contrasts cold-blooded violence with the bright outer happiness of the Christmas season.

4) Eyes Wide Shut (2000) — Stanley Kubrick’s final film is a tribute to MK-Ultra conspiracy theories and features rich people trying to be kinky during the Christmas season.  Nicole Kidman does redheads proud with her performance here and we get to see Tom Cruise smoke pot.

5) P2 (2007) — Rachel Nichols is trapped in a parking garage on Christmas Eve by a very scary Wes Bentley.  I have to admit that I’ve always had a morbid fear of either dying, getting seriously injured, or disappearing on Christmas Eve and therefore ruining the holiday for my family.  I guess that’s why P2 resonated with me.

6) Silent Night, Bloody Night (1974) — No, this is not a killer Santa film.  This is the film where a bunch of former Warhol superstars (Ondine and Candy Darling being the most prominent) play a bunch of mental patients who massacre their doctors in a disturbing, sepia-toned sequence.  Years later, on Christmas, another former Warhol superstar — the wonderful Mary Woronov — comes to investigate.  This is actually a fairly good film from director Theodore Gershuny.

7) Christmas Evil (1980) — Now this is a killer Santa film.  Harry is a loser who works in a toy factory but he’s obsessed with Christmas because, when he was a child, he saw mommy humping Santa Claus.  (Isn’t that a song?)  So, one Christmas, Harry dresses up like Santa and goes around killing neglectful parents and others who don’t have the Christmas spirit.  This is an oddly sweet film with an ending that brought very sincere tears to my eyes.

8 ) To All A Good Night (1980) — Okay, this is another killer Santa film and it’s one of those early ’80s slashers where everyone dies because they’re total and complete idiots but two things distinguish this film from other Killer Santa slasher films: 1) it features not one but two psycho Santas and the movie was directed by David Hess, star of Last House On The Left and The House On The Edge of the Park.

9) The Silent Partner (1978) —  However, the greatest of all killer Santas is to be found in this Canadian crime thriller.  Christopher Plummer plays a psycho bank robber who — disguised as Santa — robs a bank.  Elliot Gould plays a lonely bank clerk who uses the robbery as an excuse to steal some cash for himself which leads to Plummer eventually coming after him.  Plummer makes the scariest Saint Nick ever!

10) Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) — This is pure grindhouse brilliance, a dark comedy and a metafictional satire disguised an action movie.  Robert Downey, Jr. is a small-time criminal who accidentally becomes a film star and ends up investigating a murder with a hard-boiled PI (a surprisingly self-aware performance from Val Kilmer).  And it all takes place during the holidays.