Retro Television Review: Fantasy Island 2.21 “Yesterday’s Love/Fountain of Youth”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Tuesdays, I will be reviewing the original Fantasy Island, which ran on ABC from 1977 to 1986.  The entire show is currently streaming on Tubi!

Smiles, everyone, smiles!  It’s time to take a trip to Fantasy Island!

Episode 2.21 “Yesterday’s Love/Fountain of Youth”

(Dir by George McCowan, originally aired on March 17th, 1979)

Tattoo has the hiccups so Mr. Roarke pops a brown paper bag beside his head and scares the Hell out of him. Tattoo loses his hiccups and Roarke get the joy of tormenting his assistant.

As for the fantasies, they both involve youth and aging.

Charles (Craig Stevens) and Peggy Atwood (Eleanor Parker) met in 1944, when he was in the Navy and she was a member of the USO.  Now, over thirty-years later, Charles wants to open a bait shop and Peggy wants to get a divorce.  Their children pay for Charles and Peggy to take a trip to Fantasy Island, where Mr. Roarke has recreated the period in which they first met.  He’s also invited all of their old friends to come celebrate Peggy and Charles’s anniversary.  Unfortunately, one of those friends is the totally arrogant Brick Howard (Guy Madison), to whom Peggy was engaged before meeting Charles.  It quickly becomes apparent that Brick wants a second chance and that, unlike Charles, Brick has bigger plans than spending his retirement selling fishing bait.

Will Peggy leave her husband for Brick Howard?  Or will she decide that running a bait shop sounds like a great way to spend her twilight years?  You’ll have to watch the show to find out …. or you can read the next paragraph.

Of course, Peggy stays with Charles!  It wouldn’t be Fantasy Island if the ending wasn’t a happy one.  Add to that, when has anyone named Brick Howard not turned out to be a cad?  As you can guess, this fantasy was a bit predictable but the cast of veteran actors were all likable and they gave it their all.  This fantasy was simple but pleasant.

As for the other fantasy, world-famous explorer Jeff Bailey (Dennis Cole) needs money so Mr. Roarke arranges for him to be hired by aging millionaire J.J. Pettigrew (Lew Ayres).  J.J. has heard rumors that the fabled Fountain of Youth can be found on an island near Fantasy Island.  He offers to pay Bailey a million dollars if he can find it.  Of course, Bailey does find the Fountain but he also discovers that the Fountain is guarded by a fierce tribe of headhunters.  The headhunters have no intention of allowing anyone else to have any of the water’s fountain.  The headhunters may be intimidating but they also believe that a polaroid camera can steal their soul.  Bailey threatens to take all of their pictures at one point and tells them that J.J. possesses “white man magic.”  Seen today, it’s a bit awkward to watch.  To be honest, I imagine it was a bit awkward in 1979 as well.

Using his canteen, Bailey steals some of the water from the fountain but, while he and his girlfriend (Mary Louise Weller) are fleeing the natives, he loses the canteen.  J.J. has a heart attack and appears to be dead but, at the end of the episode, Roarke announces that J.J. is expected to survive and he’s written Bailey a check for a million dollars.  Bailey found the fountain and that was their agreement.  So, I guess that all worked out.

Overall, this episode was uneven.  The anniversary story was sweet but predictable.  The headhunter story was sometimes cingey but still enjoyably campy.  This was pretty much a standard episode of Fantasy Island.  Still, I can’t help but wonder why J.J. didn’t just buy an eternal youth fantasy instead of hiring Bailey to search for the fountain.  I guess that question is destined to be forever unanswered.

Next week’s episode is all about comedians and prisoners!

 

Film Review: Champions (dir by Bobby Farrelly)


In Champions, Woody Harrelson plays Marcus Marakovich.

Marcus is a basketball coach.  He believes that he has the talent and the ability to be a coach in the NBA and he’ll tell that to anyone who will listen.  Unfortunately, Marcus also has a reputation for being self-destructive and temperamental.  He has sabotaged his career with too many public fights.  As his friend and fellow coach Phil (Ernie Hudson) tells him, Marcus knows everything about basketball but he doesn’t know how to connect with the players.  Marcus is so concerned with winning that he never gets to know the people that are playing for him.

Of course, Marcus has more problems than just his inability to connect with players.  An on-court brawl leads to Marcus losing his assistant coaching job.  A drunk driving incident leads to Marcus landing in jail.  Phil bails him out but Marcus will still have to do community service to avoid serving time.  Marcus is assigned to spend the next 90 days coaching The Friends, a basketball team made up of players who have learning disabilities.  Though at first reluctant, Marcus doesn’t want to go to prison and, after a rough start, he and the Friends start to bond.  Marcus becomes a better coach and the Friends become a better team and soon, it looks like they might even be playing in the North American Special Olympics Finals in Winnipeg.  Along the way, Marcus also falls for Alex (Kaitlin Olson), the sister of one of his players.

Champions is a heartfelt film that suffers from the fact that there’s really not a single surprising moment to be found within it.  As soon as Woody Harrelson shows up as a hard-drinking and cynical basketball coach who is looking for one more chance to make it to the NBA, most members of the audience will know exactly what to expect.  It’s not a shock that he eventually bonds with his players.  It’s not a shock that he falls in love with Alex nor that he eventually calls Alex out for using her brother’s needs as an excuse to not get close to anyone.  It’s not even a surprise when Cheech Marin shows up as the cheerful manager of the rec center where the Friends practice.  And it’s certainly not a surprise that Marcus’s work with the Friends leads to him getting an offer from an NBA team, an offer that might not be as altruistic as Marcus wants to believe.  (The team is mired in a scandal and feels that hiring Marcus would bring them some good publicity.)  Marcus is faced with a big decision and the choice that he makes won’t surprise anyone.  At one point, Marcus specifically mentions the film Hoosiers, as if the simple act of acknowledging the fact that Champions isn’t exactly breaking new ground will somehow make up for the film’s predictability.

That doesn’t mean that Champions isn’t a likable film, of course.  It’s a crowd pleaser.  The actors playing the Friends actually are all learning disabled and the film portrays them all as individuals with their own unique personalities and abilities.  It’s hard not to get excited for them when they succeed on the court and the film refuses to use any of their disabilities for cheap laughs.  The film’s heart is in the right place and there’s always something to be said for that.  But, as I watched Champions, I became very much aware that this was a film that I wanted to like more than I actually did.  It was hard for me not to compare Woody Harrelson’s well-meaning but self-destructive coach to the similar character than Ben Affleck played in The Way BackThe Way Back worked because it took a familiar character type but then allowed that character and the story to go in an unexpected direction.  Watching Champions, it was hard for me to not wish that the film had been willing to take a few more risks.

Music Video of the Day: Faster Kill Pussycat by Paul Oakenfold and Brittany Murphy (2006, dir by Jake Nava)


This song, of course, features vocals from the much-missed Brittany Murphy.  The music video was shot on the roof of a parking garage in downtown Los Angeles.

Enjoy!

Retro Television Reviews: Hang Time 4.17 “Sharing The Spotlight” and 4.18 “New Girl In Town”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Mondays, I will be reviewing Hang Time, which ran on NBC from 1995 to 2000.  The entire show is currently streaming on YouTube!

Hang Time!  This week, YouTube once again tries to keep me from watching every episode of Hang Time.

Episode 4.17 “Sharing the Spotlight”

(Dir by Patrick Maloney, originally aired on November 7th, 1998)

Julie is told that unless she does better in her Math class and passes her upcoming exam, she might not be eligible to play basketball.  OH NO!  I hope everything worked out….

Unfortunately, this is one of the two episodes of Hang Time that are not available on YouTube.  So, I have no idea if Julie learned a lesson about the importance of balancing academics with her extra-curriculars but I’m going to guess that she probably did.

Let’s move on to an episode that actually is on YouTube….

Episode 4.18 “New Girl In Town”

(Dir by Patrick Maloney, originally aired on November 7th, 1998)

Meanwhile, at the basketball camp….

Like I’ve said before, it’s not surprising that NBC showed these episodes out of order because, in the 90s, there were no continuity nerds around to call them out online.  Still, it’s hard not to get a little annoyed at how little NBC apparently cared about whether or not it was possible to follow the storyline from one episode to another.  Even though I can’t watch the previous episode, I can read the imdb plot description and know that it featured Julie in school.  Now, suddenly, Julie is a counselor at a summer camp.  Admittedly, I tend to be a bit over organized but messiness like this just drives me crazy.

Anyway, at camp, Mary Beth and Kristy get their hands tangled in a basketball net.  Julie watches them and refuses to help because she’s having too much fun reminding everyone that she’s not a “bonehead.”  Finally, Julie decides to help but soon, she gets tangled in the net as well.  “Now I’m a bonehead!” Julie declares.

“Awww geez,” Coach K. says as he walks up with Eve (Alexana Lambros), a new girl at the camp.  I haven’t mentioned it before because it was too stupid but “Awww geez” is Coach K’s catch phrase.

Eve is really excited to meet Julie but then again, everyone on this show is always excited to meet Julie.  Eve says that Julie inspired her to play basketball but everyone always says that to Julie.  Personally, I’m more interested in the fact that this new girl is named Eve.  We’ve all seen All About Eve, haven’t we?

And, indeed, it does turn out that Eve will do anything to look good on the court and to show up Julie.  Apparently, college scouts are coming to the camp and, since Eve is from a small high school, this might be her only opportunity to impress them.  It’ll be difficult to do that with Julie hogging the spotlight.  Now, if I was Eve, I would just point out to the scouts that Julie has been in high school for five years.  Instead, Eve tries to sabotage Julie by 1) flirting with Julie’s ex-boyfriend, 2) cutting Julie’s shoe laces, 3) spilling bleach on Julie’s clothes, and 4) locking Julie in a storage shed.

GO, EVE!

Okay, admittedly, Eve isn’t going about things the right way but, after four seasons of Julie always being right and perfect, it’s kind of hard not to appreciate Eve as a force of chaos.  Eve seems to be having so much fun being bad that it reminds us of just how boring a character Julie really could be.  The audience applauds when Eve gets her inevitable comeuppance but I have a feeling that a lot of them were secretly on her side.

Anyway, it all works out.  Coach K sends Eve home.  The University of Connecticut says that they’ll probably still offer Julie a scholarship.  Of course, Julie would have to actually graduate high school first and that’s not going to happen for a while.  Hopefully, someone still offered Eve a scholarship.  Sportsmanship is overrated.

Next week: the team once again prepares for the play-offs!

Monday Live Tweet Alert: Join Us For Drive and Top Gun!


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in hosting a few weekly live tweets on twitter and occasion ally Mastodon.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of Mastodon’s #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We snark our way through it.

Tonight, for #MondayActionMovie, the film will be 1997’s Drive!  Selected and hosted by Sweet Emmy Cat, this movie features Mark Dacascos!  So, you know it has to be good!

Following #MondayActionMovie, Brad and Sierra will be hosting the #MondayMuggers live tweet.  We will be watching 1986’s Top Gun, starring Tom Cruise, Val Kilmer, Anthony Edwards, and John Stockwell!  The film is on Prime!

It should make for a night of fun viewing and I invite all of you to join in.  If you want to join the live tweets, just hop onto Mastodon, pull up Drive on YouTube, start the movie at 8 pm et, and use the #MondayActionMovie hashtag!  Then, at 10 pm et, switch over to Twitter and Prime, start Top Gun, and use the #MondayMuggers hashtag!  The live tweet community is a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy. 

Film Review: Rumble in the Bronx (dir by Stanley Tong)


First released in 1995, Rumble in the Bronx is known for two things.

First off, it’s the film that finally made Jackie Chan a star in America.  Chan had been an international star for two decades before starring in this film but he had initially struggled to break into the American film industry.  Before Rumble in the Bronx, no one in Hollywood was quite sure what to do with an actor who was both skilled at martial arts and who also had perfect comedic timing.  Indeed, the very title of  Rumble in the Bronx seems to designed to make Americans feel comfortable with the film.  Jackie Chan may have been from Hong Kong and the film itself may have been dubbed and it may have been released internationally before New Line got around to releasing it in the States but it was a film about the Bronx!  And what’s more American than the Bronx?

Except, of course, Rumble in the Bronx wasn’t filmed in the Bronx.  The other thing for which this film is remembered was that it may have taken place in the Bronx but it was filmed in Vancouver.  From the minute the audience sees Jackie walking through this film’s version of the Bronx, it’s pretty obvious that he’s in Canada.  All of the extras are very polite.  The city streets are surprisingly clean.  Even the graffiti is rather mild in tone.  (Reportedly, the production spray-painted the locations every morning and then cleaned up all the graffiti at night.)  When the film shows us its version of an NYPD stationhouse, the building is so neat and clean that it seems like it should be in a Canadian tourism brochure.  New York has never looked more inviting than when it was played by Vancouver.

Of course, the main giveaway that this film was shot in Canada was that there are mountains in the background.  Majestic mountain ranges are one of the few things that you cannot find in New York City.  When the bad guys drive someone out of the city so that they can threaten him, they end up in front of an absolutely gorgeous mountain stream.  Seriously, I’m sure I’m not the only person who wanted to travel to Canada after watching Rumble in the Bronx.

But, hey …. it’s a Jackie Chan movie!  If you can’t suspend your disbelief while watching a Jackie Chan movie then when can you suspend it?  The film’s plot is not terribly complex.  Jackie plays a Hong Kong cop who comes to New York for his uncle’s wedding.  While his uncle is on his honeymoon, Jackie looks over his uncle’s store and protects it from the local gang.  Jackie also befriends Nancy (Francoise Yip) and her wheelchair-bound brother, Danny (Morgan Lam).  Both Nancy and Danny need someone to look out for them and to encourage both of them to reject the seedier temptations of the Bronx.  They also need Jackie to protect them from the golf-loving crime lord, White Tiger (Kris Lord).

The plot is mostly an excuse for a series of increasingly elaborate fights and stunts.  As always, it’s fun to not only watch Jackie Chan in action but to also try to spot all the moments in which he nearly killed himself performing his own stunts.  Rumble in the Bronx is the film in which Jackie Chan broke his ankle while jumping onto a hoverboat.  One can actually see the ankle bending at an extremely awkward angle.  I actually covered my eyes when I realized what was happening because it was obviously very painful.  If anyone had any doubt of how painful it was, Jackie included footage of him howling in pain during the end credits.  That said, as painful as it was to watch Jackie’s ankle snap, it doesn’t change the fact that this film’s finale actually involves a hovercraft!  Even without Jackie’s stunts, the action in this film’s finale would be enjoyably and shamelessly over the top.  But knowing that Jackie was out there risking his life to make the film makes it all the more enjoyable.  And it also helps that Jackie Chan is a legitimately good actor, one who gets a lot of laughs out of the fact that the characters that he plays are often as shocked by some of the things that he does (and survives) as the audience is.

Myself and a few others watched Rumble in the Bronx on Friday as a part of our weekly #FridayNightFlix get-together.  We had a blast.  Another film that we recently watched for #FridayNightFlix, Escape From The Bronx, is famous for its line of “It is time to leave the Bronx”  but you know what?  Why would anyone ever want to leave beautiful Vancouver?

Lisa Marie’s Week In Review: 5/1/23 — 5/7/23


It was a good week, up at the lake.  I’m rested and finally, I feel like I’m back to being my old, movie-loving self.  I’m looking forward to the rest of May and the rest of this year.  I hope you are too.

Films I Watched:

  1. Black Shampoo (1976)
  2. Breakout (1975)
  3. Cocaine Bear (2023)
  4. Garden of Evil (1972)
  5. Hoosiers (1986)
  6. Kent State (1981)
  7. The Manster (1959)
  8. M*A*S*H (1970)
  9. Never Ashamed (1984)
  10. Paradise City (2022)
  11. Radical Jack (2000)
  12. Rumble in the Bronx (1995)
  13. Space Mutiny (1988)
  14. We’re Fighting Back (1981)

Television Shows I Watched:

  1. Accused
  2. Barry
  3. Beavis and Butt-Head
  4. The Coronation of Charles III
  5. Forgive or Forget
  6. Geraldo
  7. Half Nelson
  8. Jenny Jones
  9. Law & Order
  10. The Love Boat
  11. Night Court
  12. Night Flight
  13. Radio 1990
  14. Sally Jessy Raphael
  15. Survivor

Books I Read:

  1. Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ’72 (1973) by Hunter S. Thompson

Music To Which I Listened:

  1. Adi Ulmansky
  2. Average White Band
  3. Avril Lavigne
  4. B.B. King
  5. Bob Dylan
  6. Britney Spears
  7. Chagrin d’Amour
  8. Chemical Brothers
  9. Christina Aguilera
  10. Crystal Method
  11. David Bowie
  12. ELO
  13. Elwood
  14. Eric Clapton
  15. The Firm
  16. George Kranz
  17. Gloria Trevi
  18. The Go Go’s
  19. Golden Eaaring
  20. Gordon Lightfoot
  21. Jeff Beck
  22. Jimi Hendrix
  23. John Mellencamp
  24. Katy Perry
  25. Kid Rock
  26. Lynard Skynard
  27. Mandy Moore
  28. Muse
  29. Nena
  30. Nina Hagan
  31. Peter Schilling
  32. Prince
  33. Public Service Broadcasting
  34. The Rolling Stones
  35. Saint Motel
  36. Santana
  37. The Scorpions
  38. Secrets
  39. Stanley Jordan
  40. Stevie Ray Vaughn
  41. Taco
  42. Taylor Swift
  43. Telephone
  44. Van Halen
  45. The Who
  46. Yello

Live Tweets:

  1. Space Mutiny
  2. Hoosiers
  3. Rumble in the Bronx
  4. Garden of the Dead

Trailers:

  1. Dune Part Two
  2. Gran Turismo
  3. Ordinary Angels
  4. Maggie Moore(s)
  5. A Haunting in Venice
  6. After Everything
  7. 6 Classic Trailers For Loyalty & Law Day

News From Last Week:

  1. Gordon Lightfoot Dies At 84
  2. John Wright, Oscar-Nommed Film Editor of ‘The Hunt for Red October and ‘Speed,’ Dies at 79
  3. Newton Minow, Public TV Advocate and Former FCC Chief, Dies at 97
  4. ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 3’ Rocketing To $260M+ Global Bow
  5. Pomp, Pageantry and (Subdued) Protest: King Charles III Is Crowned in Lavish Coronation
  6. Constantin Film Confirms Central Abuse Accusations Against German Star Til Schweiger
  7. Jim Lee Re-Ups at DC, Promoted to President
  8. Drew Barrymore Drops Out as MTV Movie & TV Awards Host
  9. 2023 MTV Movie & TV Awards Will Not Be Held Live
  10. Tony Awards: ‘Some Like It Hot’ Tops Nominations
  11. Oscars: Film Academy Enacts Sweeping Reforms of Campaign Rules in Response to Andrea Riseborough Controversy
  12. Cannes: Michael Douglas to Receive Honorary Palme d’Or
  13. 2023 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Class: Kate Bush, Missy Elliott, Willie Nelson, George Michael
  14. Rock Icons Aerosmith to Launch Farewell Tour
  15. Ed Sheeran Found Not Liable of Copyright Infringement Over Marvin Gaye Classic
  16. Netflix and Ryan Murphy’s ‘Monster’ Anthology to Focus on Menendez Brothers in Season 2
  17. Paramount Officially Orders ‘Yellowstone’ Sequel, Announces an End to the Main Series
  18. “Everyone Is Just Scrambling”: Hollywood on Edge as Writers Guild Talks Go Down to the Wire
  19. Hunter Biden pretending to be starving artist to avoid paying child support: baby mama
  20. Writers Strike: What Happens If Other Union Workers Choose to Cross Picket Lines
  21. Writers Guild Calls First Strike in 15 Years
  22. Hollywood Writers Defiant as Strike Begins: “We’re Not Scared, Bring It On”
  23. Late-Night Shows Shut Down With WGA Strike
  24. Saturday Night Live’ Shuts Down Due to Writers Strike
  25. A Deluge of Eleventh-Hour Scripts Have Execs Contemplating What to Do Next
  26. As Writers Strike, AI Could Covertly Cross the Picket Line
  27. Marvel Hits Pause on ‘Blade’ Due to Writers Strike
  28. Writers Strike Fallout: $2B Economic Impact May Be Just the Beginning
  29. Studios Demand Showrunners Work During Writers Strike
  30. ‘Stranger Things’ Final Season Production Delayed by Labor Unrest
  31. Striking Showrunners Gather to Discuss Studio Demands: “We Can’t Be at War One Day and Their Partners the Next”

Links From Last Week:

  1. How an Ill-Informed Internet Mob Ruined a UVA Student’s Life
  2. The Moon Landing Was Faked! The 70’s Thriller “Capricorn One” Blasts Off For An Outer Space MARS Conspiracy!
  3. In Memory of Bernard

Links From The Site:

  1. Jeff reviewed Missile X, The Brawler, Boxing Time, Midnight Ride, Mutant Hunt, Future Force, and Future Zone!
  2. Jeff played Sidetrack!
  3. Jeff shared great moments from television and comic book history!
  4. Erin shared Smiles, Tropical Spitfire, A Ghost Town On The Yellowstone, The Empire Strikes Back, Batalla de PueblaPlanet Comics, and Real Detective!
  5. Erin reviewed The Promotion!
  6. Erin shared the Scandalous Covers of Hollywood Nights and the Problematic Covers of Fire!
  7. Leonard shared the trailers for Gran Turismo and Dune Part Two!
  8. I shared music videos from The Chemical Brothers, The Who, Gloria Trevi, The Galactic Empire, Christina Aguilera, Gordon Lightfoot, and Secrets!
  9. I reviewed Double Dragon, Detective Knight: Redemption, Atlas Shrugged Part One, Atlas Shrugged Part Two, Atlas Shrugged Part Three, The Last Movie, The Baader Meinhof Complex, Guyana: Crime of the Century, Free Lunch Express, Punishment Park, Paradise City, Cocaine Bear, Black Shampoo, Never Ashamed, and We’re Fighting Back!
  10. I shared an AMV of the Day and a blast from the past!
  11. I shared a scene from Face/Off!
  12. I paid tribute to Wes Anderson and Orson Welles!
  13. I shared 6 things that I’m looking forward to in May, a note to everyone who survived May Day, and my week in television!
  14. I reviewed Hang Time, Fantasy Island, Love Boat, City Guys, Half Nelson, and California Dreams!

More From Us:

  1. At my online dream journal, I shared Last Night’s Visit To The Mountain Dream, No Dreams Last Night, Last Night’s Donation Dream, Last Night’s Probation Office Dream, Last Night’s Visiting A Friend At Work Dream, No Dreams Last Night, and Last Night’s Election Dream!
  2. At SyFyDesigns, I shared A Poem About A Lake, Charles III is now officially the King!, The Execution of Charles I, Charles II, Poem: Upon the Murder of King Charles I, Another Poem About King Charles I, and Take That, Oliver Cromwell!
  3. For Horror Critic, I reviewed Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town!
  4. At Reality TV Chat Blog, I took a look at the latest episode of Survivor!
  5. At my music site, I shared songs from Britney Spears, Gordon Lightfoot, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, Christina Aguilera, Avril Lavigne, and The Rolling Stones!
  6. At Pop Politics, Jeff wrote about Ben Cardin, Colin Allred, Larry Hogan, Tucker Carlson, the UK elections, Joyce Carol Oates, and New York!
  7. At her photography site, Erin shared First of May, Skyscraper, Flooded, Stop Sign, Trees and Clouds, Waiting Bird, and Horses!

Want to see what I did last week?  Click here!

Retro Television Reviews: We’re Fighting Back (dir by Lou Antonio)


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sundays, I will be reviewing the made-for-television movies that used to be a primetime mainstay.  Today’s film is 1981’s We’re Fighting Back!  It  can be viewed on YouTube!

We’re Fighting Back opens with a title card informing the viewer that the film that they are about to see is based on a true story and that the characters are based on the Guardian Angels, a group of New Yorkers who took it upon themselves to patrol neighborhoods and the subways.  However, the film’s plot is fictionalized and all of the names have been changed and basically, the entire story is made up.  It gets the film off to a strange start.  This film is based on a true story, except that it’s not.

Morgan “Case” Casey (Kevin Mahon) is a young man living in New York with his father.  When his father is mugged in the subway and ends up in the hospital, Case decides to take it upon himself to patrol the trains.  He recruits his co-workers at the local hamburger place.  Benny (Ramon Franco) says he is streetwise.  Ling (Brian Tochi) claims that he’s good at fighting.  Preacher (Paul McCrane) …. well, I’m not sure what Preacher’s special skill is but he’s recently moved to New York from Alabama.  Case and his friends lose their first big fight against a gang of muggers, which leads to Case yelling at all of them and announcing that they need to recruit more members and get trained up on how to fight.  Preacher thinks that Case is putting everyone’s life in danger but Case is determined to clean up the neighborhood.

Teaming up with some former gang members, Case forms the organization that will become the Guardian Angels.  Among those who join are a tough waitress named Chris Capoletti (a young Ellen Barkin) and a Hungarian immigrant named Janos (an equally young Stephen Lang).  At first, attorney Elgin Jones (Joe Morton) thinks that Case and his organization are going to be a bunch of lawless vigilantes but, after meeting Case and seeing Case refuse to allow an obvious psychopath to join the group, Elgin decides to become a part of Case’s anti-crime crusade.

And …. well, that’s pretty much it.  There’s not much of a plot here.  Case and Preacher are briefly estranged but they are friends again by the end of the movie.  Eventually, Case faces off with Tony (John Snyder), the gang leader who mugged his father.  For the most part, though, this is a film without much real conflict.  In this film’s portrayal of urban crime, it turns out to be remarkably easy to clean up a neighborhood.  Apparently, you just need to get a bunch of people to give a damn.  One watches the movie and wonders why no one ever came up with this extremely simple solution in the past.  The film goes out of its way to tell us that Case is not some sort of Charles Bronson-style vigilante but Case never has to face any muggers as dangerous as The Giggler.  If Case lived in the Death Wish 3 neighborhood, who knows what type of approach he would have gone with.

Under the best of circumstances, this film would seem simplistic.  Watching this film after the past few years, in which we’ve seen an increasing number of unarmed people getting hurt and killed by self-appointed vigilantes who felt that they shouldn’t have been in their neighborhood or train car, it’s hard not to feel that We’re Fighting Back is incredibly naïve and rather irresponsible.  (The Death Wish films are so shameless and over the top that they’re difficult to take seriously as any sort of manifesto.  We’re Fighting Back plays out with all the earnestness of a call to action.)  Need to clean up your neighborhood?  Just do it yourself!  Just fight back!  Obviously, that’s an idea that appeals to a lot of people but, in reality, it rarely seems to work out the way that it should.

Music Video of the Day: Horse Power by The Chemical Brothers (2010, dir by Marcus Lyall and Adam Smith)


Today’s music video of the day comes to us from The Chemical Brothers’s seventh studio album, Further.  All eight track on Further came with their own unique video, directed by Marcus Lyall and Adam Smith.  Horse Power is my personal favorite from the album.  If it doesn’t make you dance, nothing will.

Enjoy!