That right, everyone!  We’ve got yet another After movie coming out this year.  So far, I think I’ve listed every single After movie on my annual “worst films of the year” list and, judging from this trailer, I have a feeling that it might happen again.

As far as I can tell, Tessa is still angry that Hardin turned their extremely boring relationship into a book.  So, Hardin decides to pout, scowl, probably start drinking again, and eventually he continues to stalk her because that’s pretty much what happens in every After film.  I really do have to wonder what type of contract was signed by Josephine Langford and Hero Fiennes Tiffin that requires them to spend the rest of their careers playing these extremely shallow and unlikable characters.

(And yet, as shallow and unlikable as Tess and Hardin are, I’ve still watched every film in this stupid franchise.  I’m not sure why, to be honest.  I think it might have something to do with the terrible fascination that everyone tends to have with natural disasters and grisly car accidents.)

To me, it will never not be funny that Hardin Scott, one of the most pretentious and self-pitying characters ever forced on the reading and viewing public, is apparently now to be portrayed as the literary voice of his generation.  I don’t know if it’s sad because it’s so silly or because it’s so plausible.

Anyway, here’s the trailer for After Everything.