Thoughts On The Culture — 10/8/26


Photography by Erin Nicole

Happy Horrorthon

Hello and welcome to Day 8 of our annual October Horrorthon. I hope everyone is enjoying the horror content that we’ve offered so far. There’s a lot more to come! I was being somewhat flippant when I originally said that I was hoping for 1,000 October posts this year, but still, October is traditionally the month that brings out the site’s prolific side. One of the more interesting things about the horror genre is that there has always been a demand for it. People have always been in the mood for a good scare. Perhaps it helps them deal with reality. If I can handle seeing something scary on a screen, I can handle seeing it on a street corner as well.

I Blame American Horror Story

That said, I do have to say that I worry horror is becoming too “respectable” for its own good. When I was growing up, horror films got terrible reviews and were hated by parents. Today, they get nominated for Oscars, and horror filmmakers are given glowing write-ups in glossy magazines. That just doesn’t feel right to me. The best horror tended to be subversive, rebellious, and fearfully fun, and I fear that’s something that has been lost in this age of “elevated” horror.

Personally, I blame American Horror Story. Ryan Murphy’s deathless series normalized the idea of horror as something you watch in your living room with your family, as opposed to something you watch with all the lights out and the sound turned down so you don’t get in trouble. I’ve always felt that American Horror Story was essentially a horror show that was made by people who think that they’re better than the genre. We’re meant to be impressed that American Horror Story has a political and cultural subtext, as if that weren’t true of thousands of horror productions released before AHS aired its first episode. We’re supposed to be impressed that Jessica Lange and Sarah Paulson are willing to do horror, while ignoring all of the truly talented actors who worked exclusively in the genre before them.

Probably the worst thing that could have happened to the genre was American Horror Story winning that first Emmy for Best Limited Series. True horror doesn’t need awards.

In Praise of Older Movies

With all the controversy surrounding AI, I will say that, speaking for myself, I will always prefer movies with human beings, and I will always prefer practical effects to CGI. I think that’s reflected in the movies that I choose to review. I prefer older movies, and it worries me that those classics are running the risk of being forgotten.

That’s why I’m going to keep reviewing and promoting older films. I’m going to keep watching It’s a Wonderful Life every time it airs, because I know that, as soon as the ratings slip, NBC will use it as an excuse to yank it and replace it with Caroling With Celebs or something similar. And I am going to hold onto my physical media and keep it safe. That doesn’t mean that good films can’t be make use of AI, though I do think that it’s something that will work better for short films than for feature length productions. But my heart will always be with movies starring real people and shot in real locations and I’ll always admire the ingenuity of low-budget filmmakers who managed to make a compelling movie while spending very little money.

In the end, I think the future of AI in the film industry will depend on whether or not the studios feel that they can increase their profits by using it. That’s just the way things work. That said, I also think that there’s something a little bit boring about the inauthentic perfection of Tilly Norwood, and hopefully audiences will agree.

Who Are These People?

I’ve noticed that films are now being advertised with pull quotes taken from Letterboxd and other social media reviews. At the risk of being a snob, that really bothers me. I don’t know who any of these people are. Why should I care what they think about a movie? In the advertising for Backrooms, a Letterboxd user is quoted as saying, “Horror fans are eating good.” What does that even mean? Why should I be impressed that someone couldn’t even come up with something original to say?

Is That It?

That’s it! I hope everyone continues to enjoy Horrorthon and that this October is a great one for you!

Music Video of the Day: Bewitched by Candlemass (1988, directed by Jonas Akerlund)


The lesson of this video is don’t try to bury Messiah Marcolin.

Marcolin was the lead singer of the Swedish doom metal band, Candlemass.  In this video, for their song Bewitched, Messiah Marcolin not only comes back to life and rises from his own coffin but he uses his powers of awesome singing to create an army of brainwashed zombies.  This would be scary, except for the fact that Messiah Marcolin spends most of the video looking like this:

And this.

He does somehow manage to entrance a cute girl about halfway through the video.

I guess that’s the power of Swedish doom metal.

This video, which has been called one of the most enjoyably bad metal video of all time, is significant for being the first video to have been directed by Jonas Akerlund.  From working with Candlemass, Akerlund went on to direct videos for everyone from U2 to Jane’s Addiction to Beyonce to The Rolling Stones to almost everyone else who has ever had a hit song.

Documentary Review: Marjoe (dir by Howard Smith and Sarah Kernochan)


Before Marjoe Gortner was an actor, he was a preacher.

Actually, that might be a bit too glib on my part. According to Marjoe, he was never more of an actor than when he was standing under a tent and preaching.

The 1972 documentary Marjoe opens with footage of a four-year-old Marjoe Gortner wearing a white button-down shirt and a bow tie and preaching about how all the sinners are going to burn in Hell. We watch as young Marjoe performs a marriage. We see his parents beaming as Marjoe delivers a fire-breathing sermon. In a voice-over, an adult Marjoe Gortner explains that he was named after Mary and Joseph and that both of his parents were active on the Pentecostal revival circuit. His father was a preacher. At four years old, Marjoe became the world’s youngest ordained preacher. Marjoe talks about how the novelty of a child preacher drew in crowds. By the time he was 14, he had brought in over four million dollars to his family’s ministry. When crowds turned out to be less interested in a teenage preacher than they had been in a child preacher, Marjoe’s father left the family and took the money with him.

We cut to Marjoe Gortner at 27. He’s tall, a little bit gawky. He has curly hair and a beak-like nose. He’s not exactly handsome, but when he speaks, he still has the charisma that once made him a superstar in evangelical circles. He’s talking to a documentary crew who are about to follow him on what he says will be his final revival tour. Marjoe claims that, even as a child, he never really believed or even understood what he was preaching. He was raised to perform, and that’s what he did. Now, Marjoe says that he’s had a crisis of conscience. In public, he’s still a fire-and-brimstone preacher who claims to be able to heal the sick and whose rhythmic sermons cause people to dance, speak in tongues, and give away their money. (The money, Marjoe explains, is the important part.) He preaches against drugs and sin and anyone who believes differently than he does. In private, Marjoe is a pot-smoking beatnik (and indeed, beatnik would be the right term to use because Marjoe’s a bit too cynical to be considered a hippie) who enjoys hanging out with the same people that he condemns from the stage.

The documentary features a lot of footage of Marjoe at various revival meetings, preaching and showing off the moves that he says he copied from Mick Jagger. We watch as Marjoe has an awkward reunion with his estranged father, who shows up to preach under the same tent as his son. We watch as Marjoe repeatedly counts his money. Marjoe revels in being a showman and admits that he still loves the feeling of holding the emotions of his audience in the palm of his hand. As creepy as the footage sometimes is, there’s a definite elitism to the documentary crew, of which they don’t really seem to be aware. Of course, the film seems to be saying, this would happen in the South. We Northerners are too smart to fall for Marjoe’s act. And yet, just the fact that they’re filming him shows that they have fallen for his act. They just don’t realize it.

While the revival footage is indeed fascinating (one can really feel the audience getting swept up in Marjoe’s sermons), the film’s most interesting moments are when we see Marjoe talking to the documentarians. For all the talk about how he wants to finally be himself, Marjoe never stops performing. Even when he’s confessing and claiming to be telling the truth, Marjoe is acting. One gets the feeling that performing is all that Marjoe ever knew, and certainly it makes it easy to understand why, in the years following this documentary, he found success as a character actor. There’s never a moment in the documentary in which Marjoe isn’t “on.” In the end, one gets the feeling that he’s conning the documentarians just as easily as he’s conning the faithful. When Marjoe says that he is “bad but not evil,” it ultimately feels like another performance. Marjoe spends the documentary taking viewers behind the scenes, and yet he’s as much of an enigma at the end of the documentary as he was at the beginning. He’s a fascinating character, if only because it’s impossible to tell how much of anything is real to him.

(Indeed, watching Marjoe, I was reminded of Elizabeth Holmes’s disturbingly empty smile in the trailer for the upcoming documentary You Can See Everything.)

Released in 1972, Marjoe won the Oscar for Best Documentary. Marjoe Gortner, who passed away last week at the age of 82, had a lengthy acting career, one in which he often played con men and other outlaws. His final role was in 1995’s Wild Bill. He played a preacher.  My favorite Gortner role will always be as Akton in 1978’s Starcrash.

Horror On TV: Fear Itself 1.7 “Community” (dir by Mary Harron)


In tonight’s episode of Fear Itself, Bobby (Brandon Routh) and Tracy (Shiri Appleby) are a young couple who move to a gated community and learn that there are consequences to upsetting the HOA.  The story is familiar but Mary Harron does a good job of combining satire with chills.  Watching how Bobby and Tracy are pressured to conform to the rules of the community, it was hard not to be reminded of the excesses of the COVID era.

(Of course, the truly interesting thing about the COVID era was seeing how many self-styled nonconformists revealed their true selves once they were actually put in a position where taking a stand could have had consequences.  They know who they are.)

This episode originally aired on July 24th, 2008.  Mary Harron, of course, is best known for directing American Psycho.

The TSL Horror Grindhouse: House of the Damned (dir by Maury Dexter)


1963’s House of the Damned tells the story of an isolated mansion.  It’s a place that many people have tried to live in but no one has ever been willing to stick around for too long.  There are rumors that the mansion is haunted.  In fact, you could even make the claim that the mansion is a house of the damned!  Of course, we all know that there’s no such thing as ghosts, right?

Joseph Schiller (Richard Crane), the new owner of the mansion, calls architect Scott Campbell (Rob Foster) and tells him to go up to the house and check the place out.  Scott points out that he was planning on celebrating his anniversary with his wife, Nancy (Merry Anders).  Joseph say that there is no better way to celebrate an anniversary than to visit a house that might be haunted.  Scott and Nancy (who  is amazingly understanding) head for the house, where all sorts of strange things happen.

What type of strange things?  Keys disappear.  There are weird noises.  Sometimes, it seems like something or someone might be lurking in the shadows.  Could the house be haunted?  While Scott and Nancy try to figure out what’s going on, Joseph shows up with his wife, Loy (Erika Peters).  When Loy disappears, it becomes obvious that something is happening in the house of the damned!

House of the Damned is a briskly paced and occasionally effective haunted house story.  It was directed by Maury Dexter, who was a director who was so fast and so capable of stretching a low budget that, at his best, he gave Roger Corman a run for his money.  House of the Damned is only 63 minutes long and the film’s story isn’t particularly complex but Dexter still manages to create a properly ominous atmosphere and he does keep you guessing as to whether or not the house is actually haunted.  The house itself was the former estate of infamous gangster Bugsy Siegel.  Dexter reportedly spent ten days filming the movie at the Spiegel estate.  Hopefully, he was not bothered by Bugsy’s ghost.

None of the characters are particularly well-developed but they are well-cast and the actors are all likable.  The best performance comes from Erika Peters, who plays Loy as being slightly self-absorbed but ultimately good-hearted.  She also gets to wear a bathing suit that is simply to die for.  This film also features a very early performance from the great Richard Kiel, playing “The Giant.”  It’s always nice to see Richard Kiel in a movie.  Shortly before he passed away in 2014, Kiel visited my Alamo Drafthouse for a showing of The Spy Who Loved Me.  Though it was obvious that he wasn’t in great health, he still took time to answer questions and to show off a rather charming smile.  When a certain redhead told him that she loved him in a beloved 90s golf comedy, he smiled and said, “I believe that jacket belongs to Mr. Gilmore.”

House of the Damned was a nice surprise.  We need more 62-minute films.

Horror Game Review: Voodoo Castle (1979, Alexis Adams)


Count Christo has been cursed by his enemies and is currently in a coma.  Your job is to search his castle and gather together both the clues and the equipment necessary to reverse the spell.  If you take too long you might get hit by the curse as well.  So, don’t waste any time!

Sometimes, I miss the simple and innocent text-adventure games that used to be a mainstay for personal computers.  I’ll get nostalgic for the puzzles and the simple commands of “n, w, e, s.”  I miss the familiar pattern of: “Get object,”  “Look object,” and  “Inventory,” to make sure that you still had the object with you.  I’ll fondly remember when you could play and beat a game without having to spend hours sitting in front of a screen.

Then I’ll remember how frustrated I used to get with games like Voodoo Castle.  Like many of the early test adventures, Voodoo Castle takes a bare-bones approach to story-telling.  Later editions came with simple graphics but, even then, it never really made you feel as if you were actually a part of the story.  Searching the castle isn’t a problem.  Figuring out how to cast a spell when the game’s parser can only understand two words at a time is the bigger frustration.  There’s at least one puzzle where the game itself specifically tells you what to type and for that, I was thankful.  Good luck figuring out what to type to cast the spell necessary to awaken Count Christo, though.

Voodoo Castle is available to download from a lot of abandonware sites.  There’s also a buggy version on the Internet Archive, which loads slowly and gets hit by errors.  The best thing about the version on the Archive is that it opens with an open letter from Scott Adams, the husband of the game’s author, in which he encourages you not to give the game to your friends.

Before anyone panics, this game is no longer for sale and Adventure International no longer exists so you can safely download Voodoo Castle or share it with friends if you wants.  I still wish I had seen this message when I was younger.  I had no idea I was a pirate.  I feel guilty now.

Great Moments In Comic Book History #47: Classic Comics Series Featuring #28


From 1976 to 1978, Marvel published a comic book with an unwieldy name.  Each issue of Classic Comics Series Featuring adapted a piece of classic literature.  In 1977, the #28 issue featured the work of Edgar Allan Poe.  Three stories were adapted: The Pit and the Pendulum, The Tell-Tale Heart, and The Cask of Amontillado.

In doing so, they gave us one of the best covers of the 1970s horror boom.

Credit for that goes to Gene Colan, Tom Palmer, and Danny Crespi.

Inside the comic, readers would find this image of a man not only tied beneath the pendulum but also covered in hundreds of rats.

Credit for that memorable image goes to Rudy Messina.

Fredric Wertham was not available for comment.

Previous Great Moments In Comic Book History:

  1. Winchester Before Winchester: Swamp Thing Vol. 2 #45 “Ghost Dance” 
  2. The Avengers Appear on David Letterman
  3. Crisis on Campus
  4. “Even in Death”
  5. The Debut of Man-Wolf in Amazing Spider-Man
  6. Spider-Man Meets The Monster Maker
  7. Conan The Barbarian Visits Times Square
  8. Dracula Joins The Marvel Universe
  9. The Death of Dr. Druid
  10. To All A Good Night
  11. Zombie!
  12. The First Appearance of Ghost Rider
  13. The First Appearance of Werewolf By Night
  14. Captain America Punches Hitler
  15. Spider-Man No More!
  16. Alex Ross Captures Galactus
  17. Spider-Man And The Dallas Cowboys Battle The Circus of Crime
  18. Goliath Towers Over New York
  19. NFL SuperPro is Here!
  20. Kickers Inc. Comes To The World Outside Your Window
  21. Captain America For President
  22. Alex Ross Captures Spider-Man
  23. J. Jonah Jameson Is Elected Mayor of New York City
  24. Captain America Quits
  25. Spider-Man Meets The Fantastic Four
  26. Spider-Man Teams Up With Batman For The Last Time
  27. The Skrulls Are Here
  28. Iron Man Meets Thanos and Drax The Destroyer
  29. A Vampire Stalks The Night
  30. Swamp Thing Makes His First Cover Appearance
  31. Tomb of Dracula #43
  32. The Hulk Makes His Debut
  33. Iron Man #182
  34. Tawky Tawny Makes His First Appearance
  35. Tomb of Dracula #49
  36. Marvel Publishes Star Wars #1
  37. MAD Magazine Plays Both Sides
  38. The Cover of Green Lantern/Green Arrow #85
  39. LBJ Stands Up For The Hulk
  40. Chamber of Chills #2
  41. Tomb of Dracula #41
  42. Tomb of Dracula #27
  43. X-Men Meet Frankenstein’s Monster
  44. The Amazing Spider-Man #33
  45. The Red Skull Tempts Spider-Man To Sell Out America
  46. Godzilla Joins The Marvel Universe

G.I. Joe: The Revenge of Cobra (1984, directed by Dan Thompson)


“G.I. Joe is the code name for America’s daring, highly trained special mission force. Its purpose: to defend human freedom against Cobra, a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world!”

It’s good to see that some things never change. Land, sea, or air, G.I. Joe is there! If Cobra ceased to exist, would G.I. Joe be disbanded? It seems strange that G.I. Joe is apparently the only opponent Cobra has, especially when you consider that Cobra is an international organization. Is there a British version of G.I. Joe?

Those questions and a lot more were not answered in the second G.I. Joe animated five-episode miniseries, The Revenge of Cobra. This time, Cobra steals a special laser from G.I. Joe and uses it to power a weather machine. As usual, Destro does all the work, and then Cobra Commander ruins everything by pushing the machine too far. The machine breaks into three separate pieces, all of which land in different and very dangerous parts of the world and continue to create havoc. The Joes and Cobra fight to retrieve the three parts. Duke, meanwhile, gets captured again and ends up fighting in the arena of the Cobra Temple again.

It’s the same basic plot as G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero, just with more emphasis on showing off all of the toys that the audience could then demand their parents buy them. This episode features Zartan and his Dreadnoks, and whenever they’re on screen, they might as well have a price tag on their foreheads, because who wouldn’t want to be Cobra’s master of disguise?

In G.I. Joe terms, a five-part miniseries is the equivalent of a 90-minute film. There’s a lot of action packed into those 90 minutes, and there’s a cliffhanger every 18 minutes. The animation is sleeker than in A Real American Hero, but it’s still clunky in that ’80s way that will either make you feel nostalgic or bored. Snake Eyes is given next to nothing to do, which is a mistake, because everyone knows Snake Eyes and Scarlett were the only members of the team who really mattered. If you watch, be prepared to hear “Yo Joe!” every two minutes.

There are a lot of battles in The Revenge of Cobra, but no one ever dies or is even seriously injured. What would G.I. Joe and Cobra do without each other?

Backrooms, Horror Film Review by Case Wright


I actually thought that I reviewed “Backrooms” already, but I had not. However, since it is October, it’s a perfect time to review this …. story. The fanbase is Star Wars-level obsessive and just because I don’t particularly care for something, it doesn’t mean it’s terrible- it usually does, but maybe this time is different. I can’t be correct – all the time…. or can I?

This film started as a 4chan post that went viral and the writer/director Kane Parsons built his life around this 4chan post. Then, he went all found footage on its ass. From the age of sixteen to twenty, his entire life was devoted to this magical world that looks a lot like a cubicle farm without the cubicles. The backrooms is a place where you expect to see sad data entry professionals working in sweatshop conditions. Maybe the backrooms is really just a front for an H1-B scam? Whenever a person enters the backrooms, all the workers are gone; so, maybe they used the backrooms as a means to move around their illegal data entry group and things got out of hand, creating a H1-B multiverse?

The film’s quantum mechanics are very intricate, but the movie itself has a very thin plot like saran wrap thin. Backrooms is 95% lore and the plot exists just to have more scenes wandering around the backrooms. Clark is the vehicle we use to get into the backrooms; he is the protagonist – sort of. He is an abusive alcoholic and failed architect who likely killed his wife. He also runs a furniture store and has employees who hate him, but that’s pretty normal for Clark because Clark is an asshat. In fact, his asshattery is so well-developed that even his therapist thinks he’s a boring jerk.

During one of his self-loathing sessions, Clark goes to his store’s basement and tries to do some electricity maintenance and he falls through a portal in his wall to …. wait for it…the backrooms! They basically look like the same room that he was in, but crappier and there are infinite backroom dimensions and quasi-fake people who you can eat- if you want. Apparently, it is okay to go Dahmer on these freaky people because they are “still lifes” – copies of copies of the earth prime people- I think.

He tells his therapist about the backrooms and she checks them out and nearly dies. I would have avoided this adventure and I would’ve been just fine. Clark, unlike me, becomes obsessed with the backrooms, gets his employees to explore them with him, and all the employees die because of a monster or because Clark eats them. Yes, Clark is a quasi-cannibal or a full-on cannibal or he is long pig curious. Don’t worry, Clark is stopped because he gets eaten by a paper mache version of himself. I always knew that arts and crafts were the devil’s workshop.

You could say that the backrooms are a Clark eat Clark world….

If you want to understand the backrooms, be prepared to have A LOT of homework like D&D dungeon master levels of homework!