Horror On The Lens: The Beast of Yucca Flats (dir by Coleman Francis)


 

Since today would have Tor Johnson’s birthday, it seems appropriate to sahre the one film in which he starred, 1961’s The Beast Of Yucca Flats.

The Beast of Yucca Flats is a thoroughly inept film that makes next to no sense and has massive continuity errors.  It’s a film that also features Tor Johnson as a Russian scientist who gets mutated by radiation and becomes a monster, but not before taking off almost all of his clothes while walking through the desert.  For that matter, it’s also a film about a family that comes together though adversity — namely, being shot at by the police after the family patriarch is somehow mistaken for Tor Johnson.  And finally, it’s the story of how a dying monster can find comfort from a rabbit and that’s actually kind of a sweet message.

Here’s the thing — yes, The Beast of Yucca Flats is bad but you still owe it to yourself to watch it because you will literally never see anything else like it.  Plus, maybe you’ll be able to figure out what the whole point of the opening scene is.

Because I’ve watched this film a few times and I still have no idea!  But I always tear up when Tor reaches out for that rabbit.

Enjoy!

Horror Scenes that I Love: Tor Johnson In The Unearthly


We honor the birthday of Tor Johnson with today’s scene of the day.

Even though Tor Johnson is playing a character named Lobo, today’s scene that I love isn’t from Ed Wood’s 1955 film, Bride of the Monster. Instead, it’s from 1957’s The Unearthly. In this film, Lobo is now John Carradine’s servant. (Lobo made quite a career out of working for mad scientists.) The Unearthly was directed by Boris Peftroff, a friend of Wood’s, so it’s not improbable that this film’s Lobo was meant to be the same Lobo as the one who appeared in Bride of the Monster and Night of the Ghouls.

Anyway, in this scene, Tor does his usual Lobo stuff while John Carradine plays the piano. “Time for go to bed,” Lobo says at one point, a much-mocked line but one that is delivered with a bit of gentleness by Tor Johnson. My point is that Tor did the best that he could and bless him for it.

4 Shots From 4 Horror Films: Special Tor Johnson Edition


4 Shots From 4 Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking.

Today is Tor Johnson’s birthday so it just seems appropriate to present….

4 Shots From 4 Tor Johnson Films

Bride of The Monster (1955, dir by Ed Wood)

Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959, dir by Ed Wood)

Night of the Ghouls (1960, dir by Ed Wood)

The Beast from Yucca Flats (1961, dir by Coleman Francis)

Horror On The Lens: Plan 9 From Outer Space (dir by Edward D. Wood, Jr.)


 

Today, we pay respect to Edward D. Wood, Jr. on the date of his birth.  He was born 102 years ago today.

Some films need no introduction and that’s certainly the case with Wood’s 1957 masterpiece, Plan 9 From Outer Space.

Plan 9 is a film like no other, a film that mixes UFOs with zombies and which ends with a rather sincere plea for world peace.  When Eros the Alien explains that the Solarnite bomb could destroy the entire universe, the film’s hero, airline pilot Jeff, doesn’t point out that Eros’s logic doesn’t make sense.  Instead, he just says that he’s glad that America is the one that has the bomb.  “You’re stupid!  Stupid minds!” Eros shouts before Jeff flattens him with one punch.  Go Jeff!  Don’t take any backtalk from that judgmental alien!

From Criswell’s introduction to Tor Johnson’s rise from the dead to Lyle Talbot casually standing with his hands in his pockets while a UFO explodes above him, Plan 9 is a true classic of some sort.

Can you prove it didn’t happen?

Horror On The Lens: Bride of the Monster (dir by Edward D. Wood, Jr.)


 

Oh, how I love Bride of the Monster.

First released in 1955 and directed by the legendary Ed Wood, Bride of the Monster is a classic mix of a haunted house, a mad scientist, a lumbering assistant, and a giant octopus.  The plot may be impossible to follow but it doesn’t matter when you’ve got Tor Johnson grunting and Bela Lugosi giving a surprisingly good performance as the persecuted Dr. Vornoff, a man who “tampered in God’s domain.”

A lot of people consider this to be Wood’s best film.  Personally, I would go with Plan 9 From Outer Space but Bride of the Monster is still an entertaining look at monsters and madmen.

 

Horror on the Lens: Night of the Ghouls (dir by Edward D. Wood, Jr.)


In 1959’s Night of the Ghouls, con man Dr. Alcula (Kenne Duncan) moves into Bela Lugosi’s old mansion and pretends to talk to the dead.  What Alcula doesn’t realize is that the house is actually haunted (by Tor Johnson’s Lobo, among others) and real ghosts don’t appreciate pretend ghosts.

What can you say about a film like of Night of the Ghouls?  It’s an Ed Wood film, with all that suggests.  However, how can you resist a film that starts with Criswell sitting up in his coffin and providing commentary?

The role of Dr. Alcula was originally written for Bela Lugosi.  After Lugosi’s death, veteran actor and longtime Wood friend Kenne Duncan got the role instead.  Also of note, Wood appears twice in this film.  Not only does his picture appear on a wanted poster in the police station but Wood also plays one of the ghouls.

Horror Film Review: The Black Sleep (dir by Reginald Le Borg)


1956’s The Black Sleep opens in a London prison cell.  The year is 1872 and Dr. Gordon Ramsay (Herbert Radley) awaits execution.  He’s accused of murdering a chef who twice sent rubbery scallops to the pass …. wait, a minute, sorry.  Wrong Gordon Ramsay!  This Gordon Ramsay is accused of murdering a man named Curry and he’s considerably more whiny than the modern-day Gordon Ramsay.

Ramsay is visited by Sir Joel Cadman (Basil Rathbone) and Cadman’s associate, Odo the Gypsy (Akim Tamiroff).  Cadman explains that he has developed a potion called “The Black Sleep.”  Drinking it will put the drinker in a state of suspended animation that can pass for death.  And, indeed, it will turn into death unless Cadman administers the antidote.  Cadman offers to give the potion to Ramsay, in return for Ramsay helping Cadman out with his own experiments.  Ramsay agrees.

Ramsay is found “dead” in his cell.  His body is claimed by Cadman and Odo.  (Odo mentions that, in a past life, he was a grave robber and that he died as a result of the guillotine.)  Ramsay is revived and goes to work with Cadman.  As soon as Ramsay enters Cadman’s mansion, he finds himself surrounded by several familiar faces.  For instance, Lon Chaney, Jr. plays the twisted Mungo, who stumbles through the hallways of the mansion and can only be controlled by Daphnae (Phyllis Stanley).  Bela Lugosi plays Casimir, the mute butler.  Bohemud (John Carradine) is a bearded man who rants and raves and calls for Biblical vengeance.  And finally, in the basement, there’s Mr. Curry (Tor Johnson), the man who Ramsay was convicted of murdering!  It turns out that Cadman isn’t quite as benevolent as he presented himself as being.

The Black Sleep may feature an incoherent story but it has a great cast and it is entertaining to see Carradine, Chaney, Tor Johnson, Akim Tamiroff, Bela Lugosi, and Basil Rathbone all living under the same roof and trying to outdo each other as far as the scenery chewing is concerned.  Admittedly, some members of the cast look healthier than others.  Rathbone is as imperiously dashing as always and John Carradine appears to be having a lot of fun with his role.  Akim Tamiroff gets all of the best lines as Odo and he delivers them with just the right amount of wit.  Unfortunately, neither Chaney and Lugosi were in good shape when they appeared in this film.  Lugosi was ill when he did the film.  Chaney, meanwhile, had seen his one-promising career sabotaged by his own alcoholism and, by the time the 50s rolled around, his once handsome features were now ravaged by his drinking.  It transformed him from being a somewhat dull leading man to a craggly character actor.  (Producer/director Stanley Kramer considered Chaney to be one of the best character actors in Hollywood and cast him in both High Noon and The Defiant Ones.)  In The Black Sheep, Chaney’s face is twisted and almost ravaged.  It works for the film but it’s still sad to see.  As for Tor Johnson …. hey, he’s Tor Johnson.  He growls and he tosses things around and he does so convincingly.

(In an interview shortly before his death, Tor said he was offered the role of Oddjob in Goldfinger.  It’s sad to think the world was robbed of the Sean Connery/Tor Johnson team-up it needed.)

This was Bela Lugosi’s final film performance before his death in 1956.  (The footage that appears in Plan 9 From Outer Space was filmed before The Black Sleep.)  It’s a shame that Lugosi wasn’t given more to do in his final film.  Lugosi, with that famous voice, ending his career playing a mute just doesn’t seem right.

Horror Scenes that I Love: Tor Johnson In The Unearthly


We honor the birthday of Tor Johnson with today’s scene of the day.

Even though Tor Johnson is playing a character named Lobo, today’s scene that I love isn’t from Ed Wood’s 1955 film, Bride of the Monster. Instead, it’s from 1957’s The Unearthly. In this film, Lobo is now John Carradine’s servant. (Lobo made quite a career out of working for mad scientists.) The Unearthly was directed by Boris Peftroff, a friend of Wood’s, so it’s not improbable that this film’s Lobo was meant to be the same Lobo as the one who appeared in Bride of the Monster and Night of the Ghouls.

Anyway, in this scene, Tor does his usual Lobo stuff while John Carradine plays the piano. “Time for go to bed,” Lobo says at one point, a much-mocked line but one that is delivered with a bit of gentleness by Tor Johnson. My point is that Tor did the best that he could and bless him for it.

Bonus Horror On The Lens: The Beast of Yucca Flats (dir by Coleman Francis)


Since today would have Tor Johnson’s birthday, it only seems appropriate to share a bonus Horror On The Lens.  This is the one film in which Tor Johnson starred, 1961’s The Beast Of Yucca Flats.

The Beast of Yucca Flats is a thoroughly inept film that makes next to no sense and has massive continuity errors.  It’s a film that also features Tor Johnson as a Russian scientist who gets mutated by radiation and becomes a monster, but not before taking off almost all of his clothes while walking through the desert.  For that matter, it’s also a film about a family that comes together though adversity — namely, being shot at by the police after the family patriarch is somehow mistaken for Tor Johnson.  And finally, it’s the story of how a dying monster can find comfort from a rabbit and that’s actually kind of a sweet message.

Here’s the thing — yes, The Beast of Yucca Flats is bad but you still owe it to yourself to watch it because you will literally never see anything else like it.  Plus, maybe you’ll be able to figure out what the whole point of the opening scene is.

Because I’ve watched this film a few times and I still have no idea!

Enjoy!

Horror On The Lens: Bride of the Monster (dir by Edward D. Wood, Jr.)


Oh, how I love Bride of the Monster.

First released in 1955 and directed by the legendary Ed Wood, Bride of the Monster is a classic mix of a haunted house, a mad scientist, a lumbering assistant, and a giant octopus.  The plot may be impossible to follow but it doesn’t matter when you’ve got Tor Johnson grunting and Bela Lugosi giving a surprisingly good performance as the persecuted Dr. Vornoff, a man who “tampered in God’s domain.”

A lot of people consider this to be Wood’s best film.  Personally, I would go with Plan 9 From Outer Space but Bride of the Monster is still an entertaining look at monsters and madmen.