The TSL Grindhouse: Robowar (dir by Bruno Mattei)


After some men go missing in the jungles of an isolated island, a group of mercenaries is assigned to search the jungle, battle the guerillas who control the island, and rescue the missing.  Accompanying the mercenaries is a shifty CIA agent who seems to know more than he’s letting on.  What the mercenaries soon discover is that the guerillas aren’t the only threat that they have to worry about.  There’s a shadowy figure stalking them.  Equipped with state-of-the-art weaponry and encased in impenetrable armor, this figure is following them like some sort of preda–

Wait.  Does this sound familiar?

The 1988 film, Robowar, is an unapologetic rip-off of the Predator.  Directed by Bruno Mattei and written by Troll 2 director Claudio Fragasso (who also plays this film’s version of the Predator), Robowar is such a rip-off of the Predator that it even ends with an end credits sequence in which we see clips of each actor stalking through the jungle.  Reb Brown plays Murphy Black, the head of the mercenaries, and he spends a lot of his time shrilly shouting at them to “Move!  Move!  Move!”  Catherine Hickland plays the head of a local orphanage.  She introduces herself as “Virginia” and is called “Virginia” throughout the film but the end credits insist that her character was actually named “Virgin.”  The other mercenaries are played by a combination of American and Italian stuntmen and some of them vaguely resemble their better-known counterparts from Predator.  Max Laurel, who plays the group’s fearless tracker, looks like he could have been distantly related to Sonny Landham.  Massimo Vanni and Romano Puppo play two mercenaries who have a relationship that’s similar to the friendship between Jesse Ventura and Bill Duke.  Of course, in anyone really makes an impression, it’s Mel Davidson as the group’s government handler and who spends the whole movie smiling while delivering lines about how the entire group is doomed, himself included.  It’s such an odd performance that it becomes rather fascinating.

What type of film is Robowar?  It hits all of the same plot points as Predator but it does it with a much lower budget.  Indeed, the film’s opening sequence appears to be made up of footage lifted from Mattei’s earlier film, Strike Commando.  Whenever we see the action through the killer robot’s eyes, Mattei gives the action an extreme orange tint that makes it impossible to actually tell what’s going on.  Reb Brown spends a lot of time yelling but the same thing could be said for the entire cast.  This is one of those films where no one fires a machine gun without screaming while doing so.  And yet, because it’s a Mattei film, it’s always watchable.  Bruno Mattei (who born 92 years ago today in Rome) may have specialized in ripping-off other, most successful films but he was so shameless and unapologetic about it that it’s impossible to judge him too harshly.  As always, Mattei keeps the action moving quickly and doesn’t worry to much about things like continuity.  Mattei’s films were rarely good but they were almost always fun when taken on their own silly terms.

At times, Robowar almost feels like a parody of an American action film, with Fragasso’s script featuring dialogue that is so extremely aggressive and testosterone-fueled that even Shane Black probably would have told him to tone it down a notch.  Much as with Troll 2, the film provides an interesting view into how Fragasso imagined Americans to be.  Early on, we are informed that the mercenary group is known as BAM, which stands for “Big Ass Motherfuckers.”  Later, one of the members of BAM insults two others by saying, “I bet they have the AIDS.”  It’s as if someone programmed a computer to write an action movie and, as such, Robowar might turn out to be a surprisingly prophetic film.

Despite featuring a few Americans in the cast, Robowar was not available in the U.S. until it was released on Blu-ray by Severin Films in 2019.  Though Bruno Mattei passed away in 2007, his work continues to be discovered by new audiences.

Scenes That I Love: Richard Linklater’s Monologue from Slacker


Today, the Shattered Lens wishes a happy birthday to the greatest director come out of Texas, Richard Linklater!

Today’s scene that I love comes from Linklater’s 1991 film, Slacker.  Filmed in Austin, this film not only established Linklater as one of the best indie film directors but it also inspired a countless number of other aspiring filmmakers.  How many other director have attempted to make a Slacker?  None have done it as well as Linklater.  Indeed, the film not only helped to define the modern independent film aesthetic but it also continues to shape the way that people view Texas’s idiosyncratic capital city.

In this opening scene, Linklater himself gets the film started, delivering a monologue as he’s driven around Austin.

6 Shots from 6 Films: Special Christopher Nolan Edition


4 Or More Shots From 4 Or More Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!

Today, we celebrate the birthday of the great Christopher Nolan!

It’s time for….

6 Shots From 6 Christopher Nolan Films

Memento (2000, dir by Christopher Nolan, DP: Wall Pfister)

Insomnia (2002, dir by Christopher Nolan, DP: Wally Pfister)

The Prestige (2006, dir by Christopher Nolan, DP: Wally Pfister)

The Dark Knight (2008, dir by Christopher Nolan, DP: Wally Pfister)

Inception (2010, dir by Christopher Nolan, DP: Wally Pfister)

Dunkirk (2017, dir by Christopher Nolan, DP: Hoyte van Hoytema)

Film Review: Children of Divorce (dir by Frank Lloyd and Josef von Sternberg)


The 1927 silent melodrama, Children of Divorce, opens at a private Catholic boarding school in Paris.  It’s a place for rich and idle parents to dump off their children while they enjoy the City of Lights.  Jean Waddington is dropped off at the school and struggles to make friends until she meets the vivacious Kitty Flanders.  Jean and Kitty bond because they are both children of divorced parents.  (Kitty says that she has only one mother but that’s she’s had four different fathers.)  Jean meets Ted Larrabee, who is Kitty’s neighbor back in New York and who has also been dumped off at the school by his divorced parents.

Flash forward a few years and Kitty (Clara Bow), Jean (Esther Ralston), and Ted (Gary Cooper) are all young adults.  Kitty is in love with Prince Vico (Einar Hansen) but the Prince’s father refuses to allow Vico to consider marrying her because Kitty’s mother (played by future gossip columnist and Queen of Hollywood, Hedda Hopper) is not rich.  Believing that the only way that she’ll ever be happy is if she marries a rich man, Kitty set her eyes on Ted.  Ted, however, wants to marry Jean but Jean says that she’ll only consider marrying Ted if he gets a real job and proves that he can do something more than just live off of his father’s money.

Ted starts his own architectural firm and proves that he’s capable of hard work.  However, when Kitty convinces Ted to celebrate his success by going out drinking with her….

Ted wakes up with a hangover.  He soon discovers that he’s also woken up with a wife!  While he was drunk, he married Kitty!  Ted is stunned.  Jean is heart-broken.  She begs Kitty to grant Ted a divorce so that she can marry him but Kitty reveals that she has no intention of ever getting divorced.  As she explains it, Kitty has been raised to marry a rich man, Ted is rich, and now, she’s married to him.  Why would Kitty want to give that up?  When Ted says that he’ll file for the divorce, Jean tells him that she can’t marry a man who would leave his wife and then she leaves for Europe….

Of course, that’s not the end of the story.  This wouldn’t be a silent melodrama if it ended that simply.  Instead, years later, Kitty does come to see the error of her actions and she also discovers that her true love remains Prince Vico.  But, by that point, it’s too late and, of course, Jean still refuses to marry a divorced man.  Kitty seeks redemption in the most extreme was possible….

Clocking in at a brisk 70 minutes, Children of Divorce is a wonderful showcase for Clara Bow, who was born 118 years ago on this date.  Gary Cooper is properly handsome and sincere as Ted and Esther Ralston is lovely if a bit boring as Jean but the film ultimately belongs to Clara Bow, who brings so much vitality and energy to her role that it doesn’t matter that Kitty tricks Ted into marrying her and destroys all of Jean’s romantic dreams.  Most viewers will instantly sympathize with Kitty and, to be honest, it’s kind of hard not to be on her side.  Kitty has fun.  Kitty refuses to let society stand in her way.  While Jean makes a list of demands about what she needs Ted to do before she can even consider marrying him, Kitty encourages Ted to loosen up and enjoy his success.  Kitty is the one who I think most viewers, at the very least, would want to be friends with.  While Jean tries to run away from her problems, Kitty is determined to live her best life.  Indeed, Kitty’s ultimate redemption is all the more effective because, once again, Kitty is the one who is making things happen while Ted and Jean just passively accept the conventions of society.

Clara Bow was one of the greatest of the silent film stars and Children of Divorce shows why.  As opposed to many of the other actresses of the day, Clara Bow was convincingly cast as women who were willing to do whatever needed to be done to find happiness.  Sadly, Clara Bow’s later years were not happy ones.  She deserved better than the world gave her.  Watching her in films like this one and It feel like looking out a window into the past, a time when it seemed like anything was possible.

Live Tweet Alert: Watch Invaders From Mars with #ScarySocial


 

As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in a few weekly live tweets on twitter.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We tweet our way through it.

Tonight, for #ScarySocial, I will be hosting 1986’s Invaders from Mars!  The Martians have invaded!  Can Karen Black, the army, and a 12 year-old defeat them!?  Join us to find out!

If you want to join us on Saturday night, just hop onto twitter, start the film at 9 pm et, and use the #ScarySocial hashtag!  The film is available on Prime.  I’ll be there co-hosting and I imagine some other members of the TSL Crew will be there as well.  It’s a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special Enzo G. Castellari Edition


4 Or More Shots From 4 Or More Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!

Today, the Shattered Lens whishes a happy 85th birthday to the legendary Italian director, Enzo G. Castellari!  Here are….

4 Shots From 4 Enzo G. Castellari Films

Keoma (1976, dir by Enzo G. Castellari, DP: Aaice Parolin)

The Last Shark (1981, dir by Enzo G. Castellari, P: Alberto Spagnoli)

1990: Bronx Warriors (1982, dir by Enzo G. Castellari, DP: Sergio Salvati)

Escape From The Bronx (1983, dir by Enzo G. Castellari, DP: Blasco Giurato)

Live Tweet Alert: Join #FridayNightFlix for Earth Girls Are Easy!


 

As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in a few weekly live tweets on twitter and I hope to continue to be until the site finally becomes unusable.  (It’s going to happen eventually so enjoy it while you can!)  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We tweet our way through it.

Tonight, at 10 pm et, #FridayNightFlix has got 1988’s Earth Girls Are Easy, starring Geena Davis and Jeff Goldblum!

If you want to join us this Friday, just hop onto twitter, start the movie at 10 pm et, and use the #FridayNightFlix hashtag!  It’s a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.

Earth Girls Are Easy is available on Prime and Tubi!  See you there!

Here’s The Trailer For Boy Kills World


To be honest, Boy Kills World sounds like the logical conclusion of the Boy Meets World cinematic universe but apparently, this upcoming film has nothing to do with the 90s sitcom in which Topanga was basically bullied into getting married during her first year of college.

Instead, judging from this trailer, Boy Kills World appears to be the latest over-the-top action parody.  I have to admit that I chuckled a few more times than I would like to admit while watching this trailer.  The whole “I stole my inner voice from Mortal Kombat” thing made me laugh out loud.  Honestly, despite my general aversion to excessive violence, this film might be actually be kind of …. fun?

Produced by Sam Raimi, this film is coming out sometime next year, just in time for the Ben Savage congressional campaign.

Scenes That I Love: Hartman Welcomes The Recruits In Full Metal Jacket


Today, on what would have been Stanley Kubrick’s birthday, our scene comes from 1987’s Full Metal Jacket.  

By most account, Kubrick was a director who did not regularly encourage improvisation but he apparently made an exception while filming Full Metal Jacket, allowing R. Lee Ermey to come up with his own dialogue for the majority of his scenes as Sgt. Hartman.  At one point, Kubrick apparently even asked Ermey to clarify what some of his more colorful lines were referring to.

In this scene, Hartman meets his latest batch of recruits and lets them know that they are the lowest of the low.  One thing that is often missed about this scene is that Ermey specifically played Hartman as being a drill instructor who was bad at his job, as someone who broke down his recruits but failed to build them back up.  (Being a former drill instructor, Ermey knew what he was talking about.)  It’s a bit ironic that, to many, Ermey’s Hartman is the first character they think of when they think of a drill instructor.