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This week, the sage of Jessie’s stepbrother continues.
Episode 3.11 “Wicked Stepbrother: Part Two”
(Dir by Don Barnhart, originally aired on November 2nd, 1991)
Picking up where the previous episode ended, Eric and Lisa survive wrecking Belding’s car. Neither one gets checked by a doctor or anything sensible like that. As a matter of fact, Lisa thinks it’s the most exciting thing that’s ever happened to her. She had so much fun on her date with Eric that she even asks him if he wants to go to the MC Hammer concert with her.
Meanwhile, Zack and Slater have to figure out how to raise the $610 needed to fix the car. They decide that, since lying has worked out so well for them so far, they should hold a rigged raffle. Students pay Zack and Slater for the tickets, not realizing that it’s already been set up for Screech to win. The raffle takes place in Mr. Sachs’s math class. As Mr. Sachs solves a math problem on the board, he reads out each number. The class applauds each numeral. “I’ve never seen such math enthusiasm!” Mr. Sachs exclaims. Of course, Screech has the winning number.
When Screech is initially reluctant to hand over the money that he “won,” Eric overhears Zack and Slater threatening him in the locker room. Eric tries to blackmail Zack and Slater into giving him the money for his date with Lisa. Zack reveals that the only reason Lisa went on her first date with Eric was because Zack bribed her with the MC Hammer tickets.
Eric confronts Lisa at the Max. Lisa admits the truth. Eric says he never wants to speak to her again. As Jessie watches, Lisa sobs that, “At first, I didn’t like him. Now, I don’t like me!” Awww! Poor Lisa!
Things get even more complicated when Belding returns early and wants to see his car. It turns out that Eric convinced the auto shop teacher to totally take the car apart. (“Uh-oh,” the studio audience says.) When Jessie finds out, she marches into her former bedroom and punches Eric in the face. That black eye is all Eric needs to realize that he hasn’t been very nice. Eric puts Belding’s car back together. Belding thinks that Slater did a wonderful job installing his CD player.
Eric also decides to return to New York but the entire gang comes over and asks him to stay in California. Yay! They’re all friends now! I’m sure we’ll be seeing Eric a lot over the next few episodes. And even if we don’t see him, I’m sure that Jessie will occasionally mention him, right? I mean, you can’t just introduce a stepbrother, make him the center of a two-part episode, and then just forget about him, can you? That would be crazy!
Speaking of crazy, this episode drives me up the wall. The rigged lottery. The car prank. The desperate attempts to keep Belding from realizing that his car was in an accident. It’s all a bit much and it all could have been avoided by the students of Bayside not acting like idiots. I abhor idiot plots and that’s pretty much what this entire episode was.
If anything did redeem this episode, it was Slater getting tired of being told to fix the car and snapping, “I don’t need this pressure!” You tell ’em, Slater!
