October Positivity: Chasing Hope (dir by Samuel Joshua)


When Hope Howard (Layla Cushman) discovers that her boss at a medical research company has been overcharging the company for medical supplies, she is promptly fired by Dr. David Jakes (Eric Hanson). Angered over the way she’s been treated and still convinced she can prove that Dr. Jakes was up to something shady, Hope hits the road. She returns to her former hometown and drops in on her way-too-quirky best friend, Stephanie (Allison Grischow). She visits her mother’s grave and then has an awkward encounter with her father (Philip Schaefer), from whom she was once estranged but who is now making an effort to be a better person. She also meets a cute guy (Jason Frederick), and they end up with a sort of Hallmark-like romance going.

Meanwhile, Dr. Jakes is dying. He has a rare form of blood cancer, one that is survivable when you’re young but aggressive when you’re older. He realizes that his only hope is to find someone who survived the cancer as a child and get a blood transfusion from them. With the help of a nerdy but greedy hacker named Dylan (Michael Alan Herman), he tracks down the only possible donor and—OH NO!—it’s Hope!

Now, this might sound like the setup for a really zany Hallmark film, but unfortunately, in 2023’s Chasing Hope, Dr. Jakes is not that nice and Hope is not that forgiving. Dr. Jakes tries to call Hope several times, and she eventually reacts by tossing her phone in a dumpster and then trying to find proof that he’s been stealing money from the company. Eventually, Dr. Jakes resorts to trying to kidnap Hope. If nothing else, this film is a lesson in being polite to people. Seriously, you never know when you might need their blood. If Dr. Jakes had been a little bit nicer when firing Hope or had offered her a better severance package, maybe she would be more willing to give him her blood. It’s hard for me to say because I’ve never actually been fired. When I graduated college, I was hired to be an office administrator by a friend of my mom’s, and I did that until he retired, and there was always kind of an understanding that all I really had to do was show up and stay out of trouble. I think that if I ever had been fired from an actual job, I would be pretty angry. Would I still let the person who fired me die of a rare disease? I’d like to think that I wouldn’t.

This is a faith-based film, though it doesn’t really become obvious how until the final minutes. It feels more like a Lifetime film from the late aughts. It has a strong woman trying to bring down an ungrateful man, a quirky best friend, and a potential romance with a somewhat boring man. Unfortunately, the film itself is not as much fun as the typical Lifetime film. For instance, the quirky friend is actually a bit too quirky, and by the third time she’s said something inappropriate, you’re kind of over her. Hope herself isn’t always that sympathetic, if only because she keeps dragging everyone else into her personal drama. Like, seriously, Hope, not everyone wants to risk dying just because you’re unemployed.

Oh, this movie made me happy that I’ve never had a real job.

Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi: The Next Generation 3.16 “Take On Me”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sunday, I will be reviewing the Canadian series, Degrassi: The Next Generation, which aired from 2001 to 2015!  The series can be streamed on YouTube and Tubi.

This week, Degrassi does detention.

Episode 3.16 “Take On Me”

(Dir by Philip Earnshaw, originally aired on February 16th, 2004)

One Canadian Saturday, Jimmy, Hazel, Sean, Toby, and Ellie all find themselves serving detention while Mr. Raditch works out in the gym. Sean has detention for talking back to Raditch. Jimmy and Toby have detention for hacking into the school’s computer system to change one of Jimmy’s grades. Hazel was caught looking at porn in her computer class. Ellie says that she has detention because she skipped class, but actually, she’s there because she’s gathering information for a story about the thefts at Degrassi. She has a tape recorder in her backpack and is recording every conversation. By the end of detention, Raditch has realized that he was apparently being too hard on his students (because who hasn’t tried to hack into their school’s system, right?), Hazel and Jimmy are dating, Sean and Ellie are dating, and Toby …. well, Toby doesn’t really get much of anything out of the experience. The show’s writers had obviously run out of things for Toby to do.

This is the famous Breakfast Club episode of Degrassi, and it’s one of those homages that people either love for its sincerity or dislike for how obvious it makes everything. I’ve always liked this episode, and I actually reviewed it a few years ago. My feelings haven’t really changed since I wrote that first review, so I won’t rehash it all here. I will say that, when I rewatched this episode, I did find myself cringing a little more than usual at how thoroughly it rips off The Breakfast Club. The scene where Sean says that he doesn’t join groups is a bit overwritten. That said, Stacey Farber and Daniel Clark had such a natural chemistry that, even after all these years, I still find myself wondering how different Degrassi would have been if the show had made Ellie and Sean into a couple earlier than it did. After all the drama with Manny’s pregnancy and Rick putting Terri into a coma, this episode provided a nice relief and a reminder that serving detention can be fun as long as you have the right attitude.

I still like this episode, even if Mr. Raditch’s decision to let everyone leave early still doesn’t make any sense. Most schools would have expelled Jimmy and Toby for doing what they did. Seriously, they were getting off easy with one day of detention!

Horror Film Review: Night of the Creeps (dir. by Fred Dekker)


“Zombies, exploding heads, creepy-crawlies… and a date for the formal. This is classic, Spanky.” — Detective Ray Cameron

College is supposed to be a time for making questionable choices, but accidentally helping alien parasites invade campus probably falls outside the usual learning experience. That’s the basic joke behind Night of the Creeps, and Fred Dekker gets an impressive amount of mileage out of it. His 1986 horror comedy mixes the social embarrassment of a campus movie with the bodily violations of a creature feature, then throws in a detective who looks like he hasn’t enjoyed either company or daylight in years. The ingredients are familiar, but the combination has real personality. It’s messy, funny, occasionally touching, and much more interested in entertaining you than looking respectable.

Before the college kids get their chance to make everything worse, Dekker establishes that trouble has been brewing for decades. An opening aboard an alien spacecraft leads into a black-and-white stretch set in 1959, where young love runs into both an escaped axe murderer and an extraterrestrial experiment. It’s a wonderfully excessive introduction, almost daring you to question whether one movie needs all these threats. Somehow, the pieces fit. The opening establishes a history that will eventually catch up with the present, making the later outbreak feel like the continuation of a very bad night rather than a completely random disaster.

In 1986, Chris Romero, played by Jason Lively, has more ordinary concerns. He’s interested in Cynthia Cronenberg, played by Jill Whitlow, and figures pledging a fraternity might improve his romantic prospects. His best friend J.C., played by Steve Marshall, accompanies him on an initiation assignment to steal a corpse. This is, unsurprisingly, not a great plan. Their search brings them to a preserved body, and disturbing it helps unleash the alien slugs that drive the rest of the story. Dekker makes the escalation amusingly direct: Chris wants a more exciting social life, and the universe supplies one with considerably more decomposing flesh than he probably imagined.

The campus setting gives the movie an enjoyable contrast between petty problems and catastrophic ones. Fraternity status and romantic competition seem important until people start becoming breeding grounds for something from outer space. Still, the college-comedy material is also where the film feels most routine. The fraternity antagonists are obnoxious in predictable ways, and Chris spends a fair amount of time being the awkward underdog you’ve seen before. Lively keeps him sympathetic, but the character could use more spark. Cynthia is similarly likable without being especially developed. Whitlow gives her warmth, though the romance never becomes as engaging as the friendships surrounding it.

J.C. is a big reason those friendships work. Marshall brings a loose, teasing energy that makes his exchanges with Chris feel comfortable rather than written purely to deliver information. He can recognize that his friend is being ridiculous without making his affection seem conditional. That gives their relationship some substance beneath the jokes. In a lesser version of this movie, J.C. would exist only to encourage the romance and provide sarcastic commentary. Here, he becomes its emotional anchor. When the danger reaches him, the film briefly stops feeling like a harmless parade of genre references, and that change carries a genuine sting.

Tom Atkins gives the movie a different kind of personality as Detective Ray Cameron. He’s gruff, sarcastic, and seemingly irritated that another day has required his participation. Atkins knows exactly how to sell the dialogue, making “Thrill me” sound like the natural greeting of someone who expects disappointment and would appreciate being surprised. But Cameron isn’t just a collection of quotable lines. His connection to the events of 1959 gives his bitterness a history. Atkins lets that sadness sit beneath the swagger, which makes the character entertaining without reducing him to a tough-guy impersonation. He’s easily the strongest presence whenever he enters a scene.

Dekker deserves credit for allowing those feelings to coexist with the ridiculousness. Night of the Creeps has an obvious sense of humor about itself, but it doesn’t treat caring about its characters as another joke. The actors generally play the danger straight, leaving the comedy to emerge from their reactions and the increasingly unreasonable situation. That approach gives the darker moments room to land. The movie has heart, not because it pauses to insist on its importance, but because friendship and regret remain meaningful even when someone’s head might become a delivery system for space slugs.

The practical effects make that threat suitably unpleasant. There’s something especially nasty about creatures that don’t need to overpower you so much as find an opening, and the slugs turn an exposed mouth into a source of tension. The walking corpses have a grubby physicality that suits the film’s scrappy atmosphere. You can enjoy the craftsmanship while still appreciating how disgusting the result looks. The pacing isn’t quite as dependable: a few stretches of campus business delay the monster action, and the shifts between broad comedy and distress occasionally feel abrupt. Once the outbreak builds toward the formal dance, though, the movie finds the momentum it needs.

What ultimately makes Night of the Creeps work is that its foolish decisions have consequences worth caring about. Chris’s attempt to improve his college experience opens the door to a grotesque disaster, but Dekker doesn’t leave the story at “look what these idiots did.” He gives the characters reasons to stand by one another when their ordinary concerns become irrelevant. That makes the finale more satisfying than a simple procession of creature effects. The movie delivers its share of slime, corpses, and deadpan jokes, then leaves behind a surprisingly warm impression. For a story about things crawling inside people, it’s remarkably good company.

Lisa Marie’s Week In Review: 10/19/26 — 10/25/26


It’s almost time for Halloween!  This upcoming week, we will be wrapping up another Horrorthon and celebrating another holiday.  I hope everyone has enjoyed October so far.  I am proud of the TSL Crew and the great work they’ve done this year!

Here is my week in review:

Films I Watched:

  1. Airplane! (1980)
  2. American Anthem (1986)
  3. Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
  4. Captives (1988)
  5. The Card Player (2003)
  6. Carnival of Souls (1962)
  7. Christine (1983)
  8. The Creeping Terror (1964)
  9. Curse of the Stone Hand (1965)
  10. DNA (1996)
  11. Dracula (1931)
  12. Escape From Terror: The Terese Stamper Story (1995)
  13. Frankenstein (1931)
  14. Frankenstein Meet The Wolf Man (1943)
  15. The Giant Spider Invasion (1975)
  16. Greetings (1968)
  17. The Groundhog’s Day Massacre (1986)
  18. Horror of Dracula (1958)
  19. The Invisible Man (1933)
  20. The Killer Downstairs (2019)
  21. The Little Shop of Horrors (1960)
  22. Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
  23. The Mummy (1932)
  24. One Body Too Many (1944)
  25. Psycho (1960)
  26. Pursuit to Algiers (1945)
  27. The Raven (1963)
  28. Sleepless (2001)
  29. The Wolf Man (1941)

Television Shows I Watched:

  1. The Amazing Race
  2. Bar Rescue
  3. Barney Miller
  4. Diff’Rent Strokes
  5. In Search Of
  6. Night Flight
  7. Survivor
  8. Thriller

Links From Last Week:

  1. Three Great Horror Films Include Satan’s Baby And A Poltergeist – It’s The “P – Q – R” Of Shocktober!
  2. Never forget that you were WILD once.

News From Last Week:

  1. Actor Tom Skerritt Dies At 93
  2. Film Critic Ann Hornady Dies At 66

Links From The Site:

  1. Arleigh wrote about when the familiar turns savage!
  2. Arleigh reviewed Critters,Clayface, The Complex, Below, The Fog,Raw, One Rainy Night, We Are What We Are, Ladies’ Night, Martyrs, The Girl Next Door, Tenebris Somnia, and The Totem!
  3. Brad reviewed The Hunt,Breakdown, Raising Cain, Monkey Shines, The Hand,Too Scared To Scream, and Freddy’s Nightmares!
  4. Case reviewed Like New,Hands Off, Polaroid, Monitor, Look Up, Delivered, and The Call!
  5. Erin asked if you were ready for the World Series and congratulated the Rays, the Brewers, and the Brewers again!
  6. Erin shared the Many Faces of Dracula and Frankenstein, reminded us that it was 6 days til Halloween!  She shared a duck-filled moment, a profile of John Walter Scott, a profile of Gabriel Mayorga, and the Weird Covers of Mally and RLM!
  7. Jeff reviewed A Good Marriage,The Langoliers, Idle Hands, Paranormal Activity, Paranormal Activity 2, Paranormal Activity The Ghost Dimension, Paranormal Activity Next of Kin, The Wolverine, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, and X-Men: The Last Stand!
  8. I shared 6 Horrific Trailers, a blast from the past
  9. I reviewed Degrassi, Crime Story, CHiPs, Saved By The Bell: The New Class, Pacific Blue, The Love Boat, 1st & Ten, The Twin Detectives, Hunter, St. Elsewhere, Sledge Hammer, Baywatch, Saved By The Bell, and Homicide!
  10. I reviewed 77 Chances, A Father’s Fight,Victory by Submission, The Incredible Shrinking Man, Reggie’s Prayer,Welcome to Paradise, The Order of Rights, Old Rugged Cross, The Stay Awake, Death By Dialogue, Piranha II, Center Stage For Murder, Amish Stud, Daughter of Dracula, and The Blair Witch Project!

Live Tweets:

  1. DNA
  2. The Killer Downstairs
  3. The Creeping Terror
  4. The Giant Spider Invasion
  5. The Raven

4 Shots From 4 Films:

  1. October 25th
  2. October 24th
  3. October 23rd
  4. October 22nd
  5. October 21st
  6. Bela Lugosi
  7. Tor Johnson

Scenes That We Love:

  1. Night of the Living Dead
  2. Inferno
  3. A River Runs Through It
  4. Zombi 2
  5. A Field In England
  6. Bride of Frankenstein
  7. Dracula
  8. The Unearthly

Songs Of The Day:

  1. Clint Mansell
  2. The Vampires’ Sound Incorporation
  3. Claudio Simonetti
  4. Ray Parker Jr.
  5. Bauhaus
  6. Bernard Herrmann
  7. Giorgio Moroder and David Bowie

Music Videos Of The Day:

  1. Alice Cooper
  2. Goblin
  3. Metallica
  4. Iron Maiden
  5. Kim Carnes
  6. Dead Can Dance
  7. Smashing Pumpkins

 Artworks of the Day:

  1. Clues Detective Stories
  2. Death Has Deep Roots
  3. The Tomb of Dracula
  4. Thrilling Mystery
  5. Giant-Size Chillers
  6. Horror Stories
  7. Dime Mystery Magazine

Horrors On The Lens:

  1. The Creeping Terror
  2. Manos the Hands of Fate
  3. Attack of the Giant Leeches
  4. Dementia 13
  5. The Beach Girls And The Monster
  6. Snowbeast
  7. The Horror At 37000 Feet
  8. Baffled
  9. It Conquered The World
  10. Little Shop of Horrors
  11. Phantom Ship
  12. The Devil Bat
  13. Mesa of Lost Women
  14. Beast of Yucca Flats

Horrors On TV:

  1. In Search Of Learning ESP
  2. Thriller 2.2o
  3. In Search Of The Mummy’s Curse
  4. Thriller 2.19
  5. In Search of The Magic of Stonehenge
  6. Thriller 2.17
  7. In Search of Jack the Ripper
  8. Thriller 1.28
  9. In Search of the Bermuda Triangle
  10. Thriller 1.8
  11. In Search of Dracula
  12. Thriller 1.1
  13. In Search of Atlantis
  14. Freakylinks 1.13

Click Here For Last Week!

Horror on TV: Thriller 2.20 “The Hollow Watcher” (dir by William F. Claxton)


Here’s one final episode of Thriller for this October’s horrorthon!

In this episode, we learn what happens when you stuff a dead body in a scarecrow.  The scarecrow stalks you!

Seriously, scarecrows are so freaky.

 

 

A Good Marriage (2014, directed by Peter Askin)


After 25 years of being married to a man who seems like a good provider with a stable (albeit sometimes dull) personality, Darcy Anderson (Joan Allen) comes across evidence in their garage that leads her to suspect that her husband (Anthony LaPaglia) might be the serial killer known as Beadie. When he comes home from a business trip, he admits that he is indeed Beadie and suggests that maybe it would be best for everyone if she just moved on from it. He promises not to kill anyone else and she promises not to go to the police. She has something else in mind.

A Good Marriage benefits from an interesting premise, but it suffers from a dull presentation. I think the film’s director was trying to drive home the idea of the Andersons just seeming like an everyday couple by taking a non-flashy approach to the story, but the end result is pretty boring, and Joan Allen and Anthony LaPaglia aren’t convincing as a long-time married couple even before the husband’s hobbies are revealed. Stephen King wrote the screenplay, adapting his own novella, but King’s dialogue can sometimes sound stiff when people have to actually recite it out loud. After the fourth or tenth awkward, middle class conversation, I was on the verge of begging for something interesting to actually happen. The movie could have jettisoned all of the stuff about the husband’s childhood friend without losing much.

Back when she was still doing movie, Joan Allen cornered the market on frustrated housewife roles and maybe that’s why she only seemed to be going through the motions here. Anthony LaPaglia also seems bored with his character and never make us believe anyone would ignore years of compulsive homicide to stay with him. Only Stephen Lang really makes an impression, playing a detective who feels like a convenient case of dues ex machina. This movie could have used some Langoliers.

Retro Television Review: Homicide: Life On The Street 6.9 “Closet Cases”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sundays, I will be reviewing Homicide: Life On The Street, which aired from 1993 to 1999, on NBC!  It  can be viewed on Peacock.

Finally, it’s time for another Bayliss/Pembleton episode!

Episode 6.9 “Closet Cases”

(Dir by Leslie Libman and Larry Williams, originally aired on January 2nd, 1998)

Finally, we’ve got another Pembleton/Bayliss episode!

Well, don’t get too excited.  It’s not perfect.  We still have to sit through some scenes of Falsone arguing with his wife and complaining about not having custody of his kids.  And the Georgia Rae Mahoney storyline is continuing to drag on.  This week, she sends Kellerman a videotaped message in which she explains that there is no tape of Kellerman murdering Luther.  She just told Kellerman that to see how he would react.  And since Kellerman reacted like a murderer, Georgia has decided that she is going to eventually kill Kellerman.  “You won’t see it coming!” she says.  Whatever.

As for Bayliss and Pembleton, they investigate the murder of a gay businessmen who was left in dumpster, clad in lingerie.  Gay nightclub owner Chris Rawls (Peter Gallagher) helps out with the investigation, introducing Pembleton and Bayliss to the community.  What’s interesting about this storyline is that, for once, the roles of Pembleton and Bayliss are reversed.  Bayliss is fascinated by Baltimore’s gay community while Pembleton is the one who keeps saying things like, “I don’t need to see two men dancing.”  Usually, Pembleton is the open-minded one while Bayliss is the one who is uptight.

In fact, it’s such a role-reversal that it doesn’t always ring true.  In the past, Bayliss has been so uncomfortable around any type of non-straight, non-missionary position sex that it feels very out of character for him to suddenly marvel about how how everyone at a gay bar is having a good time.  To the show’s credit, Pembleton does mention this.  Bayliss replies that he hasn’t been happy for a long time and he’s wondering if maybe he needs to change his outlook.  He points out that the murder victim was in a relationship for 12 years.  That’s longer than any relationship that Bayliss has ever had.

(This episode opens with Bayliss and Dr. Cox breaking up which — eh.  I never bought them as a couple to begin with.)

The murderer turns out to be sociopathic male sex worker, who taunts Bayliss in the Box, saying that he can tell that Bayliss is attracted to him.  Bayliss smirks.  The suspect offers to confess if Bayliss tells him that he likes his ass.  Bayliss slowly repeats the suspect’s words back at him.  The suspect confesses.  It’s an odd scene.  I’m kind of preferred it when the detectives would actually have to put some effort into tricking their suspects into saying the wrong.  So far, in season 6, everyone is just confessing.

At the end of the episode, Rawls asks Bayliss to come to a wine testing with him and Bayliss says yes.  Pembleton is shocked and tells Bayliss that Chris was asking him on a date.  Bayliss says he understands that.  He adds, “I’m not gay” before then saying that he finds Chris Rawls to be witty and intelligent.

And here’s the thing.  As always, Andre Braugher and Kyle Secor totally sell it.  Even though Bayliss’s words and actions seem totally out-of-character after everything we’ve seen over the past five seasons, Kyle Secor makes it work.  Bayliss deserves some happiness.

And I deserve some more Bayliss/Pembleton episodes.  Seriously, this season has been so Falsone-centric that I was starting to forget just what a great team Andre Baugher and Kyle Secor truly were.

6 Horrific Trailers For October 25th, 2022


It’s Sunday and it’s October and that means that it’s time for another edition of Lisa Marie’s Favorite Grindhouse trailers!  For today, we have six trailers from the early 70s.  This was the era when horror started to truly get …. well, horrific!

  1. The Bird With The Crystal Plumage (1970)

First off, we have the blood and scream-filled trailer for Dario Argento’s The Bird With The Crystal Plumage.  This Italian thriller made quite a splash when it was released in America.  Indeed, for many Americans, this was their first exposure to the giallo genre.  This would go on to become Argento’s first (and, so far, only) film to be nominated for a Golden Globe.  (Read my review here!)

2. House of Dark Shadows (1970)

Speaking of blood and screaming, 1970 also saw the release of House of Dark Shadows.  Personally, I think this is one of the best vampire films ever.  The trailer is heavy on atmosphere.

3. The Devils (1971)

In 1971, British director Ken Russell scandalized audiences with The Devils, a film so shocking that it was thought it would never be seen in its full form.  However, times change….

4. Tombs of the Blind Dead (1972)

Italy was not the only country sending horror films over to the United States.  From Spain came the Tombs of the Blind Dead.

5. The Last House on the Left (1972)

Speaking of controversy, Wes Craven made his directorial debut with the infamous The Last House On The Left.  The trailer featured one of the greatest and most-repeated horror tag lines of all time.

6. Dracula A.D. 1972 (1972)

Finally, even as horror cinema changed and became more extreme, Hammer Studios continued to tell the long and twisted story of Count Dracula.  They brought him into the present age and dropped him in the middle of hippie-infested London.  No matter how much the rest of the world changed, Dracula remained Dracula.

What do you think, trailer kittys?

Horror Guilty Pleasure No. 135: Critters (dir. by Stephen Herek)


Some movie monsters want to conquer the planet. The creatures in Stephen Herek’s Critters seem perfectly happy eating their way through whatever happens to be standing on it. There is something refreshing about villains with such uncomplicated priorities, especially when they look like the contents of a clogged vacuum cleaner fitted with shark teeth. This is the sort of movie where the appeal is right there in the premise: nasty little aliens descend on rural America, and a perfectly ordinary family has to survive the visit. As an ’80s genre guilty pleasure, it delivers the goods with an appealing lack of pretension.

The story gets moving when a group of carnivorous aliens escapes from an extraterrestrial prison facility and makes its way to Earth. Their arrival puts the Brown family’s Kansas farm directly in the path of a feeding frenzy, while two shape-shifting bounty hunters follow close behind. Unfortunately, these heavily armed visitors are not especially concerned about keeping the peace or leaving buildings intact. Between the hungry fugitives and their destructive pursuers, an otherwise quiet community gets more excitement than it could possibly need. The setup is ridiculous, but Herek understands that explaining it too much would only spoil the fun.

What gives Critters some substance beneath the silliness is its interest in the people whose evening gets ruined. The Browns are not especially complicated characters, but their everyday disagreements and familiar household routines make them feel like a family rather than a collection of future victims. Spending time with them before the attack also gives the farmhouse a sense of normality worth protecting. The monsters are not simply invading a convenient horror-movie location; they are barging into somebody’s home. That modest distinction helps the film generate more audience investment than its toothy little troublemakers might initially suggest.

Scott Grimes makes Brad an easy young hero to root for. He has enough mischievous energy to seem capable of causing problems before the aliens ever arrive, but he never becomes so obnoxious that his survival feels like an obligation. His resourcefulness grows naturally out of that personality, giving the movie a kid protagonist who can participate in the action without seeming completely detached from his surroundings. There is a pleasing wish-fulfillment element to watching an underestimated youngster step up when things go wrong. Grimes sells that without turning Brad into an impossibly polished miniature action star.

Dee Wallace provides another important source of credibility as Brad’s mother, Helen. She brings warmth and urgency to situations that, described out loud, sound almost impossible to play straight. That commitment helps establish the film’s balance: the audience can laugh at the monsters without feeling that the characters are merely participating in a comedy routine. The family’s fear and concern remain sincere even when the surrounding action gets goofy. Critters does not require powerhouse dramatic performances, but it benefits enormously from actors willing to treat an attack by murderous furballs as an actual emergency.

Naturally, the furballs themselves are the main attraction. They look like what would happen if the Tribbles from Star Trek suddenly decided to stop being cute and start being mean and really, really hungry. Their dark hair, glowing eyes, enormous mouths, and projectile quills turn an otherwise cuddly shape into something you would desperately want off your lap. The fun comes from their rotten personalities as much as their physical design. These are greedy, bad-tempered little creatures whose curiosity usually leads directly to destruction. Their appetite drives the action, but their attitude gives it flavor, making them entertaining even when they are doing little more than looking for their next meal.

The practical effects contribute plenty of charm, although they do not always maintain the illusion. Some movements are stiff, and certain shots make the creatures look exactly like the puppets they are. Still, their physical presence gives the mayhem a satisfying texture. They seem to belong in the same messy environment as the furniture, debris, and frightened actors around them. The movie also benefits from not making them too adorable. They can be funny without losing that unpleasant suggestion of something that might bite straight through your hand. Their limitations are visible, but so is the craftsmanship behind their grotesque little faces.

The bounty hunters bring a broader, more cartoonish kind of entertainment. Terrence Mann plays Ug, who adopts the appearance of rock star Johnny Steele, while his partner Lee cycles through human identities played by Ethan Phillips, Jeremy Lawrence, and Don Keith Opper. Mann does most of the pair’s comedic heavy lifting, giving Ug a wonderfully straight-faced intensity that makes his rock-star appearance and excessive firepower even funnier. Their destructive pursuit suggests that Earth’s rescuers might require almost as much cleanup as its invaders. These scenes provide some welcome absurdity, although they also contribute to uneven pacing. Whenever the film moves away from the farmhouse, the pressure surrounding the Browns tends to ease. The hunters are amusing, particularly Mann, but their antics are not always as engaging as the central siege.

The resemblance to Gremlins is difficult to ignore, but Critters works best when it is not treated as a contest. It offers a smaller, scrappier variation on miniature-monster chaos, with a straightforward survival story holding everything together. The scares are limited, the plotting is thin, and the effects occasionally wobble, yet the movie remains likable because it commits to its own ridiculous appeal. There is no need to pretend it is a neglected masterpiece to appreciate its pleasures. Sometimes a decent creature feature only needs an appealing cast, a little suspense, and some ugly space pests making a spectacular nuisance of themselves. Critters understands the assignment.

Previous Guilty Pleasures

  1. Half-Baked
  2. Save The Last Dance
  3. Every Rose Has Its Thorns
  4. The Jeremy Kyle Show
  5. Invasion USA
  6. The Golden Child
  7. Final Destination 2
  8. Paparazzi
  9. The Principal
  10. The Substitute
  11. Terror In The Family
  12. Pandorum
  13. Lambada
  14. Fear
  15. Cocktail
  16. Keep Off The Grass
  17. Girls, Girls, Girls
  18. Class
  19. Tart
  20. King Kong vs. Godzilla
  21. Hawk the Slayer
  22. Battle Beyond the Stars
  23. Meridian
  24. Walk of Shame
  25. From Justin To Kelly
  26. Project Greenlight
  27. Sex Decoy: Love Stings
  28. Swimfan
  29. On the Line
  30. Wolfen
  31. Hail Caesar!
  32. It’s So Cold In The D
  33. In the Mix
  34. Healed By Grace
  35. Valley of the Dolls
  36. The Legend of Billie Jean
  37. Death Wish
  38. Shipping Wars
  39. Ghost Whisperer
  40. Parking Wars
  41. The Dead Are After Me
  42. Harper’s Island
  43. The Resurrection of Gavin Stone
  44. Paranormal State
  45. Utopia
  46. Bar Rescue
  47. The Powers of Matthew Star
  48. Spiker
  49. Heavenly Bodies
  50. Maid in Manhattan
  51. Rage and Honor
  52. Saved By The Bell 3. 21 “No Hope With Dope”
  53. Happy Gilmore
  54. Solarbabies
  55. The Dawn of Correction
  56. Once You Understand
  57. The Voyeurs
  58. Robot Jox
  59. Teen Wolf
  60. The Running Man
  61. Double Dragon
  62. Backtrack
  63. Julie and Jack
  64. Karate Warrior
  65. Invaders From Mars
  66. Cloverfield
  67. Aerobicide
  68. Blood Harvest
  69. Shocking Dark
  70. Face The Truth
  71. Submerged
  72. The Canyons
  73. Days of Thunder
  74. Van Helsing
  75. The Night Comes for Us
  76. Code of Silence
  77. Captain Ron
  78. Armageddon
  79. Kate’s Secret
  80. Point Break
  81. The Replacements
  82. The Shadow
  83. Meteor
  84. Last Action Hero
  85. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
  86. The Horror at 37,000 Feet
  87. The ‘Burbs
  88. Lifeforce
  89. Highschool of the Dead
  90. Ice Station Zebra
  91. No One Lives
  92. Brewster’s Millions
  93. Porky’s
  94. Revenge of the Nerds
  95. The Delta Force
  96. The Hidden
  97. Roller Boogie
  98. Raw Deal
  99. Death Merchant Series
  100. Ski Patrol
  101. The Executioner Series
  102. The Destroyer Series
  103. Private Teacher
  104. The Parker Series
  105. Ramba
  106. The Troubles of Janice
  107. Ironwood
  108. Interspecies Reviewers
  109. SST — Death Flight
  110. Undercover Brother
  111. Out for Justice
  112. Food Wars!
  113. Cherry
  114. Death Race
  115. The Beast Within
  116. Girl Series
  117. Gone in 60 Seconds
  118. Swordfish
  119. Marked For Death
  120. The Internship
  121. The Angry Red Planet
  122. 2012
  123. Old School
  124. No Escape
  125. In Death Series
  126. Alligator
  127. Little Annie Fanny
  128. Wicked Wanda
  129. Congo
  130. The 13th Warrior
  131. Sudden Death
  132. The Convent of Hell
  133. Covent of Sinners
  134. Teen Witch