The will to survive is a strange thing. Why do some people give up their wallet or purse to a mugger freely and others snap and fight to the death? Back in the days when I could jog, I was in Central Park early on a Sunday and a mugger tried to take my little POS MP3 player. I could’ve done the smart thing and given it up, but something just clicked and I started punching and punching. His face was total shock and he wandered off. He wasn’t threatening my life, but it didn’t matter if he were, I would’ve acted the same. And Yes, my 93 tracks ranging from Springsteen to Modest Mouse remain safe to this day. Ready or Not tests whether Grace (Samara Weaving) has the will to survive and she didn’t even have an ipod to protect.
The people hunting people is almost a sub-genre, but this movie had style. It’s got horrible and quasi-incompetent murderers, a tough but vulnerable heroine, and lots and lots of BLOOD!
Grace is set to marry into a family of rich asshats who treat her like garbage. Well, except for Daniel (Adam Brody) the brother of Alex – the groom to be. Daniel thinks she should leave because she’s too good for his worthless family. Daniel has a point. The aunt is a mean spirited jerk and all of the people who enter the family are pretty desperate in one way or the other, making them agreeable to participate in their lethal affairs.
Grace decides to marry Alex anyway even though the family’s shitty personalities are on full-display. The honeymoon begins and Grace must choose a card because she is entering the family. A creepy box has a playing card and determines which card; sometimes the game is Chess, Checkers, or Hide and Seek. If Hide and Seek is chosen, the family will hunt the new entrant to the family and sacrifice him or her to Satan- In-Laws … Am I Right?!!!
Grace picks hide and seek and the game is a foot….dun dun dun! This kicks off a lot of suspense and humor as Grace fights her in-laws to the death. Grace asks her new husband Daniel why he didn’t warn her that his family is a bunch psycho killers? His response: You would’ve left me. Daniel, you suck! We all hate you Daniel…A LOT!
The family hunts Grace all over the estate and she gets hurt and screams….and Screams…AND SCREAMS! Samara Weaving’s screams are THE BEST EVER. They are a mixture of gutteral staccato and high pitched terror and they are legit real. All other scream queens before her must hail the new Queen. Here is an example of Samara’s amazing scream queen skills:
RIGHT?!!!! She’s is legit awesome – a throwback and beyond to the glory days of horror. She’s a mix of vulnerable and badass, cunning and funny, basically she rocks this entire movie! Everyone should go see this movie tonight!
Yes, this review is a little brief, but I don’t want to spoil too much. Enjoy!