The Eric Roberts Collection: Groupie (dir by Mark L. Lester)


2010’a Groupie tells the story of the Dark Knights.

The Dark Knights are a legendary band with devoted fans.  I’m not sure why because, from what we hear of their music, they really suck.  I don’t mean that they suck in a funny deliberate way, like Spinal Tap.  I mean, they literally suck.  Maybe some of their popularity has to do with their habit of setting their lead singer on fire during their performances.

Unfortunately, during one performance, the fire gets out of control.  There’s a panic in the club.  A 16 year-old fan is stomped to death.  A year later, The Dark Knights are ready to launch their comeback tour.  And they’ve got a new groupie, Riley (Taryn Manning)!  Riley likes to make death masks.  Well, I guess everyone needs a hobby.  Riley is also the sister of the fan who was stomped to death.  She’s looking for revenge against the Dark Knights and their manager, Angus (Eric Roberts).

That this film appears to be based on a real-life tragedy (i.e. the Station Nightclub Fire) gives the whole film are rather icky sheen.  Also adding to the film’s oddness is how straight-forward it is.  Riley shows up.  A mysterious killer strikes.  Riley appears to be the killer and, hey — she is the killer!  There’s no real attempt to create any sort of suspense or misdirection as to who the killer may be.  That said, Taryn Manning is entertainingly unhinged and director Mark L. Lester keeps the action moving quickly.

As far as Eric Roberts is concerned, he plays a pretty sleazy character but he does so with good humor.  Indeed, it’s hard not to have sympathy for Angus. While the band is busy setting things on fire, he’s the one who keeps the tour bus moving.

Previous Eric Roberts Films That We Have Reviewed:

  1. Paul’s Case (1980)
  2. Star 80 (1983)
  3. Runaway Train (1985)
  4. To Heal A Nation (1988)
  5. Best of the Best (1989)
  6. Blood Red (1989)
  7. The Ambulance (1990)
  8. The Lost Capone (1990)
  9. Best of the Best II (1993)
  10. Love, Cheat, & Steal (1993)
  11. Voyage (1993)
  12. Love Is A Gun (1994)
  13. Sensation (1994)
  14. Dark Angel (1996)
  15. Doctor Who (1996)
  16. Most Wanted (1997)
  17. The Alternate (2000)
  18. Mercy Streets (2000)
  19. Tripfall (2000)
  20. Raptor (2001)
  21. Rough Air: Danger on Flight 534 (2001)
  22. Strange Frequency (2001)
  23. Wolves of Wall Street (2002)
  24. Border Blues (2004)
  25. Mr. Brightside (2004)
  26. Six: The Mark Unleased (2004)
  27. We Belong Together (2005)
  28. Hey You (2006)
  29. Depth Charge (2008)
  30. Amazing Racer (2009)
  31. The Chaos Experiment (2009)
  32. In The Blink of an Eye (2009)
  33. Bed & Breakfast (2010)
  34. Enemies Among Us (2010)
  35. The Expendables (2010) 
  36. Sharktopus (2010)
  37. Beyond The Trophy (2012)
  38. The Dead Want Women (2012)
  39. Deadline (2012)
  40. The Mark (2012)
  41. Miss Atomic Bomb (2012)
  42. The Night Never Sleeps (2012)
  43. Assault on Wall Street (2013)
  44. Bonnie And Clyde: Justified (2013)
  45. Lovelace (2013)
  46. The Mark: Redemption (2013)
  47. The Perfect Summer (2013)
  48. Revelation Road: The Beginning of the End (2013)
  49. Revelation Road 2: The Sea of Glass and Fire (2013)
  50. Self-Storage (2013)
  51. Sink Hole (2013)
  52. A Talking Cat!?! (2013)
  53. This Is Our Time (2013)
  54. Bigfoot vs DB Cooper (2014)
  55. Doc Holliday’s Revenge (2014)
  56. Eternity: The Movie (2014)
  57. Inherent Vice (2014)
  58. Road to the Open (2014)
  59. Rumors of War (2014)
  60. So This Is Christmas (2014)
  61. Amityville Death House (2015)
  62. Deadly Sanctuary (2015)
  63. A Fatal Obsession (2015)
  64. Las Vegas Story (2015)
  65. Sorority Slaughterhouse (2015)
  66. Stalked By My Doctor (2015)
  67. Enemy Within (2016)
  68. Hunting Season (2016)
  69. Joker’s Poltergeist (2016)
  70. Prayer Never Fails (2016)
  71. Stalked By My Doctor: The Return (2016)
  72. The Wrong Roommate (2016)
  73. Dark Image (2017)
  74. The Demonic Dead (2017)
  75. Black Wake (2018)
  76. Frank and Ava (2018)
  77. Stalked By My Doctor: Patient’s Revenge (2018)
  78. The Wrong Teacher (2018)
  79. Clinton Island (2019)
  80. Monster Island (2019)
  81. The Reliant (2019)
  82. The Savant (2019)
  83. Seven Deadly Sins (2019)
  84. Stalked By My Doctor: A Sleepwalker’s Nightmare (2019)
  85. The Wrong Mommy (2019)
  86. Exodus of a Prodigal Son (2020)
  87. Free Lunch Express (2020)
  88. Hard Luck Love Song (2020)
  89. Her Deadly Groom (2020)
  90. Top Gunner (2020)
  91. Deadly Nightshade (2021)
  92. The Elevator (2021)
  93. Just What The Doctor Ordered (2021)
  94. Killer Advice (2021)
  95. Megaboa (2021)
  96. Night Night (2021)
  97. The Poltergeist Diaries (2021)
  98. The Rebels of PT-218 (2021)
  99. Red Prophecies (2021)
  100. A Town Called Parable (2021)
  101. The Wrong Mr. Right (2021)
  102. Bleach (2022)
  103. Dawn (2022)
  104. My Dinner With Eric (2022)
  105. 69 Parts (2022)
  106. The Rideshare Killer (2022)
  107. The Wrong High School Sweetheart (2022)
  108. The Company We Keep (2023)
  109. D.C. Down (2023)
  110. If I Can’t Have You (2023)
  111. Aftermath (2024)
  112. Bad Substitute (2024)
  113. Devil’s Knight (2024)
  114. Insane Like Me? (2024)
  115. Space Sharks (2024)
  116. The Wrong Life Coach (2024)
  117. Broken Church (2025)
  118. Shakey Grounds (2025)
  119. When It Rains In L.A. (2025)

Join #MondayMania For The Perfect Stalker!


Hi, everyone!  Tonight, on twitter, I will be hosting one of my favorite films for #MondayMania!  Join us for 2016’s The Perfect Stalker!

You can find the movie on Prime and Tubi and then you can join us on twitter at 9 pm central time!  (That’s 10 pm for you folks on the East Coast.)  See you then!

Scene That I Love: Billy Dee Williams in The Empire Strikes Back


Happy birthday to the one and only, Billy Dee Williams!

I remember the first time I watched The Empire Strikes Back, I was shocked when Lando betrayed his friend Han Solo.  Luckily, Lando was able to later redeem himself but the Cloud City betrayal scene remains one of the best moments in the original Star Wars trilogy.

 

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special Barry Levinson Edition


4 (or more) Shots From 4 (or more) Films is just what it says it is, 4 (or more) shots from 4 (or more) of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 (or more) Shots From 4 (or more) Films lets the visuals do the talking.

Happy birthday to Baltimore’s own Barry Levinson!

4 Shots From 4 Barry Levison Films

Diner (1982, directed by Barry Levinson, DP: Peter Sova)
Tin Men (1987, directed by Barry Levinson, DP: Peter Sova)
Avalon (1990, directed by Barry Levinson, DP: Allen Daviau)
Liberty Heights (1999, directed by Barry Levison, DP: Christopher Doyle)

 

Monday Live Tweet Alert: Join Us For The Hitman!


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in hosting a few weekly live tweets on twitter and occasionally Mastodon.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of Mastodon’s #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We snark our way through it.

Tonight, for #MondayActionMovie, the film will be 1991’s The Hitman!

It should make for a night of fun viewing and I invite all of you to join in.  If you want to join the live tweets, just hop onto Mastodon, find the movie on YouTube and hit play at 8 pm et, and use the #MondayActionMovie hashtag!  The  watch party community is a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.   

See you soon!

Guilty Pleasure No. 110: Undercover Brother (dir. by Malcolm D. Lee)


Undercover Brother is exactly the kind of movie that earns the phrase “guilty pleasure.” It is messy, broad, and often ridiculous, but it is also packed with enough energy, attitude, and sharp-enough satire to make its flaws feel like part of the joke rather than dealbreakers. The result is a comedy that may not always land cleanly, but it absolutely understands its own vibe and commits to it hard.

At the center of it all is Eddie Griffin, who gives the title character a big, swaggering, old-school cool that carries the movie through its shaggier patches. He plays Undercover Brother as a throwback spy hero with a giant Afro, loud fashion sense, and nonstop confidence, and that exaggerated persona is a big reason the film works as well as it does. Griffin’s performance is not subtle, but subtlety is not really the point here; he sells the movie’s cartoonish energy without making it feel lazy.

What makes Undercover Brother more than just a random parody is how committed it is to poking at both blaxploitation iconography and mainstream spy-movie clichés. The film was directed by Malcolm D. Lee and written from material based on John Ridley’s earlier animated series, and it leans into that satirical roots-and-gadgets formula with a lot of style. It clearly wants to be playful, but it also wants to say something about race, image, and the way Black identity gets packaged or watered down in pop culture.

That said, the movie is not exactly a model of precision. Some of the jokes are sharp and immediate, while others feel like they are still revving the engine long after the punchline should have arrived. The plot is basically an excuse to move from one set piece to another, and the film knows it, which helps, but it also means the whole thing can feel more like a high-speed sketch comedy than a fully shaped story. If you go in expecting airtight narrative logic, you will probably be annoyed; if you go in wanting a fast, funky send-up, you will have a much better time.

The supporting cast gives the movie a lot of its flavor. Dave Chappelle, Aunjanue Ellis, Billy Dee Williams, Chris Kattan, Denise Richards, and Neil Patrick Harris all add to the film’s chaotic mix, and the casting itself becomes part of the joke. Billy Dee Williams especially feels perfectly placed in a movie that is constantly riffing on cool, style, and old-school charisma, while Denise Richards gets a knowingly exaggerated role that plays into the film’s cartoonish battle between seduction and resistance.

What helps Undercover Brother age a little better than some early-2000s comedies is that it is not just throwing random nonsense at the screen for cheap laughs. There is a genuine satirical target here, and even when the movie gets clumsy, it still feels like it has a point of view. The movie clearly aims to be both goofy and observant, and even when the balance is uneven, it is hard not to appreciate the effort.

The best thing about Undercover Brother is its attitude. It moves like a movie that wants to be loud, stylish, and a little bit too much, and that confidence gives it a strange charm. The humor is often broad, sometimes cartoonish, and occasionally uneven, but the film’s willingness to fully commit to its bit makes it easy to forgive a lot. Even when the satire is more enthusiastic than elegant, the movie keeps its foot on the gas, and that momentum is a big part of its appeal.

Its biggest weakness is also the thing that makes it memorable: the movie can feel overstuffed with ideas, references, and gags, some of which work better than others. A few jokes feel a little dated now, and the film’s style of satire is not always as clean or as clever as it seems to think it is. Still, the movie has enough bite, personality, and goofy confidence that those rough edges become part of its charm instead of sinking it. That is the hallmark of a true guilty pleasure: you can see the flaws clearly, but you keep smiling anyway.

So Undercover Brother is not a perfect comedy, and it is not trying to be one. It is loud, silly, politically aware in a very pop-movie way, and shamelessly committed to its own funk. If you want polish, you will find plenty to criticize; if you want a movie with attitude, quotable energy, and the kind of swagger that makes its imperfections oddly lovable, this one delivers. It is a flawed satire, sure, but it is also a genuinely fun one, and that is why it still plays like a guilty pleasure worth revisiting.

Previous Guilty Pleasures

  1. Half-Baked
  2. Save The Last Dance
  3. Every Rose Has Its Thorns
  4. The Jeremy Kyle Show
  5. Invasion USA
  6. The Golden Child
  7. Final Destination 2
  8. Paparazzi
  9. The Principal
  10. The Substitute
  11. Terror In The Family
  12. Pandorum
  13. Lambada
  14. Fear
  15. Cocktail
  16. Keep Off The Grass
  17. Girls, Girls, Girls
  18. Class
  19. Tart
  20. King Kong vs. Godzilla
  21. Hawk the Slayer
  22. Battle Beyond the Stars
  23. Meridian
  24. Walk of Shame
  25. From Justin To Kelly
  26. Project Greenlight
  27. Sex Decoy: Love Stings
  28. Swimfan
  29. On the Line
  30. Wolfen
  31. Hail Caesar!
  32. It’s So Cold In The D
  33. In the Mix
  34. Healed By Grace
  35. Valley of the Dolls
  36. The Legend of Billie Jean
  37. Death Wish
  38. Shipping Wars
  39. Ghost Whisperer
  40. Parking Wars
  41. The Dead Are After Me
  42. Harper’s Island
  43. The Resurrection of Gavin Stone
  44. Paranormal State
  45. Utopia
  46. Bar Rescue
  47. The Powers of Matthew Star
  48. Spiker
  49. Heavenly Bodies
  50. Maid in Manhattan
  51. Rage and Honor
  52. Saved By The Bell 3. 21 “No Hope With Dope”
  53. Happy Gilmore
  54. Solarbabies
  55. The Dawn of Correction
  56. Once You Understand
  57. The Voyeurs 
  58. Robot Jox
  59. Teen Wolf
  60. The Running Man
  61. Double Dragon
  62. Backtrack
  63. Julie and Jack
  64. Karate Warrior
  65. Invaders From Mars
  66. Cloverfield
  67. Aerobicide 
  68. Blood Harvest
  69. Shocking Dark
  70. Face The Truth
  71. Submerged
  72. The Canyons
  73. Days of Thunder
  74. Van Helsing
  75. The Night Comes for Us
  76. Code of Silence
  77. Captain Ron
  78. Armageddon
  79. Kate’s Secret
  80. Point Break
  81. The Replacements
  82. The Shadow
  83. Meteor
  84. Last Action Hero
  85. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
  86. The Horror at 37,000 Feet
  87. The ‘Burbs
  88. Lifeforce
  89. Highschool of the Dead
  90. Ice Station Zebra
  91. No One Lives
  92. Brewster’s Millions
  93. Porky’s
  94. Revenge of the Nerds
  95. The Delta Force
  96. The Hidden
  97. Roller Boogie
  98. Raw Deal
  99. Death Merchant Series
  100. Ski Patrol
  101. The Executioner Series
  102. The Destroyer Series
  103. Private Teacher
  104. The Parker Series
  105. Ramba
  106. The Troubles of Janice
  107. Ironwood
  108. Interspecies Reviewers
  109. SST — Death Flight

The Eric Roberts Collection: If I Can’t Have You (dir by David DeCoteau)


In 2023’s If I Can’t Have You, Michelle (Bailey Kai) is the host of the hottest late night radio show in town but she’s been getting creepy phone calls from someone identifying himself as Curtis.  Michelle and her producer (Gina Haraizumi) can’t get get any help from the cops (played by Jackee Harry and Tracy Nelson) so they decide to investigate on their own.

Who is Michelle’s stalker?  Could it be the creepy guy (Michael Pare) who lives next door?  Could it be their geeky engineer, Keith (Phillip McElroy)?  Could it be Stan (Eric Roberts), the owner of the radio station who seems to be really determined to get them to change their time slot?  Or could it be just some other random guy with too much time on his hands?

To give credit where credit is due, director David DeCoteau does manage to generate some suspense as to who the stalker actually is.  I wouldn’t say I was exactly shocked when the stalker’s identity was revealed but DeCoteau still did a good job of giving us plenty of suspects to consider.  That said, this is still a David DeCoteau film and the real pleasure of the film is spotting all of the standard DeCoteauisms.  In this case, Joe’s Restaurant — previously seen in The Wrong Mr. Right — makes a return appearance.

In the end, this one isn’t as much fun as DeCoteau’s “Wrong” films.  There’s no Vivica A. Fox saying, “Looks like you suspected the Wrong Stalker.”  Still, it’s entertaining enough and Eric Roberts appears to have been in a good mood during filming.

Previous Eric Roberts Films That We Have Reviewed:

  1. Paul’s Case (1980)
  2. Star 80 (1983)
  3. Runaway Train (1985)
  4. To Heal A Nation (1988)
  5. Best of the Best (1989)
  6. Blood Red (1989)
  7. The Ambulance (1990)
  8. The Lost Capone (1990)
  9. Best of the Best II (1993)
  10. Love, Cheat, & Steal (1993)
  11. Voyage (1993)
  12. Love Is A Gun (1994)
  13. Sensation (1994)
  14. Dark Angel (1996)
  15. Doctor Who (1996)
  16. Most Wanted (1997)
  17. The Alternate (2000)
  18. Mercy Streets (2000)
  19. Tripfall (2000)
  20. Raptor (2001)
  21. Rough Air: Danger on Flight 534 (2001)
  22. Strange Frequency (2001)
  23. Wolves of Wall Street (2002)
  24. Border Blues (2004)
  25. Mr. Brightside (2004)
  26. Six: The Mark Unleased (2004)
  27. We Belong Together (2005)
  28. Hey You (2006)
  29. Depth Charge (2008)
  30. Amazing Racer (2009)
  31. The Chaos Experiment (2009)
  32. In The Blink of an Eye (2009)
  33. Bed & Breakfast (2010)
  34. Enemies Among Us (2010)
  35. The Expendables (2010) 
  36. Sharktopus (2010)
  37. Beyond The Trophy (2012)
  38. The Dead Want Women (2012)
  39. Deadline (2012)
  40. The Mark (2012)
  41. Miss Atomic Bomb (2012)
  42. The Night Never Sleeps (2012)
  43. Assault on Wall Street (2013)
  44. Bonnie And Clyde: Justified (2013)
  45. Lovelace (2013)
  46. The Mark: Redemption (2013)
  47. The Perfect Summer (2013)
  48. Revelation Road: The Beginning of the End (2013)
  49. Revelation Road 2: The Sea of Glass and Fire (2013)
  50. Self-Storage (2013)
  51. Sink Hole (2013)
  52. A Talking Cat!?! (2013)
  53. This Is Our Time (2013)
  54. Bigfoot vs DB Cooper (2014)
  55. Doc Holliday’s Revenge (2014)
  56. Eternity: The Movie (2014)
  57. Inherent Vice (2014)
  58. Road to the Open (2014)
  59. Rumors of War (2014)
  60. So This Is Christmas (2014)
  61. Amityville Death House (2015)
  62. Deadly Sanctuary (2015)
  63. A Fatal Obsession (2015)
  64. Las Vegas Story (2015)
  65. Sorority Slaughterhouse (2015)
  66. Stalked By My Doctor (2015)
  67. Enemy Within (2016)
  68. Hunting Season (2016)
  69. Joker’s Poltergeist (2016)
  70. Prayer Never Fails (2016)
  71. Stalked By My Doctor: The Return (2016)
  72. The Wrong Roommate (2016)
  73. Dark Image (2017)
  74. The Demonic Dead (2017)
  75. Black Wake (2018)
  76. Frank and Ava (2018)
  77. Stalked By My Doctor: Patient’s Revenge (2018)
  78. The Wrong Teacher (2018)
  79. Clinton Island (2019)
  80. Monster Island (2019)
  81. The Reliant (2019)
  82. The Savant (2019)
  83. Seven Deadly Sins (2019)
  84. Stalked By My Doctor: A Sleepwalker’s Nightmare (2019)
  85. The Wrong Mommy (2019)
  86. Exodus of a Prodigal Son (2020)
  87. Free Lunch Express (2020)
  88. Hard Luck Love Song (2020)
  89. Her Deadly Groom (2020)
  90. Top Gunner (2020)
  91. Deadly Nightshade (2021)
  92. The Elevator (2021)
  93. Just What The Doctor Ordered (2021)
  94. Killer Advice (2021)
  95. Megaboa (2021)
  96. Night Night (2021)
  97. The Poltergeist Diaries (2021)
  98. The Rebels of PT-218 (2021)
  99. Red Prophecies (2021)
  100. A Town Called Parable (2021)
  101. The Wrong Mr. Right (2021)
  102. Bleach (2022)
  103. Dawn (2022)
  104. My Dinner With Eric (2022)
  105. 69 Parts (2022)
  106. The Rideshare Killer (2022)
  107. The Wrong High School Sweetheart (2022)
  108. The Company We Keep (2023)
  109. D.C. Down (2023)
  110. Aftermath (2024)
  111. Bad Substitute (2024)
  112. Devil’s Knight (2024)
  113. Insane Like Me? (2024)
  114. Space Sharks (2024)
  115. The Wrong Life Coach (2024)
  116. Broken Church (2025)
  117. Shakey Grounds (2025)
  118. When It Rains In L.A. (2025)

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special Roger Corman Edition


4 (or more) Shots From 4 (or more) Films is just what it says it is, 4 (or more) shots from 4 (or more) of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 (or more) Shots From 4 (or more) Films lets the visuals do the talking.

Today would have been the 100th birthday of the legendary filmmaker, Roger Corman!  And that means that it’s time for….

4 Shots From 4 Roger Corman Films

Not Of This Earth (1957, dir by Roger Corman, DP; John J. Mescall)

House of Usher (1960, dir by Roger Corman, DP: Floyd Crosby)

The Masque of the Red Death (1964, dir by Roger Corman, DP: Nicolas Roeg)

The Trip (1967, dir by Roger Corman, DP: Archie Dalzell)

The Eric Roberts Collection: The Night Never Sleeps (dir by Fred Carpenter)


2012’s The Night Never Sleeps takes place over the course of one very long night in a New York city.

Sgt. Cavanaugh (Dan Brennan) is a tough and plain-spoken cop, the type who might not be great with pleasantries but who is a good enough policeman that he’s not going to let anyone stop him from avenging the deaths of the officers working under him.  Each murder leads to Cavanaugh digging deeper and deeper into the city’s underworld.  In between phone calls from his ex-wife (played by Eliza Roberts, wife of Eric) and meetings with the skeptical Inspector Romanelli (Armand Assante), Cavanaugh pursues a bloodthirsty hitman (Russ Camarda) and his boss.

The Night Never Sleeps is a low-budget police procedural, one that actually works far better than it has any right to.  There’s hardly a cliche that isn’t present and there’s as few scenes where the nonstop “tough talk” verges on self-parody but the actors — especially Dan Brennan — all give good performances and the fact that the action was actually shot on location gives the film an appropriate gritty feel.

As for Eric Roberts, he plays a pimp whose cheerful manner hides a dangerous temperament.  This is one of Roberts’s better cameo appearances.  Not only does he seem to be invested in the performance but his character is also central to the plot.  The film makes good use of Eric Robert’s off-center smile.  On the one hand, he seems friendly, or at least as friendly as a pimp can be.  On the other hand, there’s just enough fidgety nervousness beneath his amiable manner to indicate only as fool would turn their back on him.

The Night Never Sleeps is a flawed film but it still held my attention.

Previous Eric Roberts Films That We Have Reviewed:

  1. Paul’s Case (1980)
  2. Star 80 (1983)
  3. Runaway Train (1985)
  4. To Heal A Nation (1988)
  5. Best of the Best (1989)
  6. Blood Red (1989)
  7. The Ambulance (1990)
  8. The Lost Capone (1990)
  9. Best of the Best II (1993)
  10. Love, Cheat, & Steal (1993)
  11. Voyage (1993)
  12. Love Is A Gun (1994)
  13. Sensation (1994)
  14. Dark Angel (1996)
  15. Doctor Who (1996)
  16. Most Wanted (1997)
  17. The Alternate (2000)
  18. Mercy Streets (2000)
  19. Tripfall (2000)
  20. Raptor (2001)
  21. Rough Air: Danger on Flight 534 (2001)
  22. Strange Frequency (2001)
  23. Wolves of Wall Street (2002)
  24. Border Blues (2004)
  25. Mr. Brightside (2004)
  26. Six: The Mark Unleased (2004)
  27. We Belong Together (2005)
  28. Hey You (2006)
  29. Depth Charge (2008)
  30. Amazing Racer (2009)
  31. The Chaos Experiment (2009)
  32. In The Blink of an Eye (2009)
  33. Bed & Breakfast (2010)
  34. Enemies Among Us (2010)
  35. The Expendables (2010) 
  36. Sharktopus (2010)
  37. Beyond The Trophy (2012)
  38. The Dead Want Women (2012)
  39. Deadline (2012)
  40. The Mark (2012)
  41. Miss Atomic Bomb (2012)
  42. Assault on Wall Street (2013)
  43. Bonnie And Clyde: Justified (2013)
  44. Lovelace (2013)
  45. The Mark: Redemption (2013)
  46. The Perfect Summer (2013)
  47. Revelation Road: The Beginning of the End (2013)
  48. Revelation Road 2: The Sea of Glass and Fire (2013)
  49. Self-Storage (2013)
  50. Sink Hole (2013)
  51. A Talking Cat!?! (2013)
  52. This Is Our Time (2013)
  53. Bigfoot vs DB Cooper (2014)
  54. Doc Holliday’s Revenge (2014)
  55. Eternity: The Movie (2014)
  56. Inherent Vice (2014)
  57. Road to the Open (2014)
  58. Rumors of War (2014)
  59. So This Is Christmas (2014)
  60. Amityville Death House (2015)
  61. Deadly Sanctuary (2015)
  62. A Fatal Obsession (2015)
  63. Las Vegas Story (2015)
  64. Sorority Slaughterhouse (2015)
  65. Stalked By My Doctor (2015)
  66. Enemy Within (2016)
  67. Hunting Season (2016)
  68. Joker’s Poltergeist (2016)
  69. Prayer Never Fails (2016)
  70. Stalked By My Doctor: The Return (2016)
  71. The Wrong Roommate (2016)
  72. Dark Image (2017)
  73. The Demonic Dead (2017)
  74. Black Wake (2018)
  75. Frank and Ava (2018)
  76. Stalked By My Doctor: Patient’s Revenge (2018)
  77. The Wrong Teacher (2018)
  78. Clinton Island (2019)
  79. Monster Island (2019)
  80. The Reliant (2019)
  81. The Savant (2019)
  82. Seven Deadly Sins (2019)
  83. Stalked By My Doctor: A Sleepwalker’s Nightmare (2019)
  84. The Wrong Mommy (2019)
  85. Exodus of a Prodigal Son (2020)
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  92. Just What The Doctor Ordered (2021)
  93. Killer Advice (2021)
  94. Megaboa (2021)
  95. Night Night (2021)
  96. The Poltergeist Diaries (2021)
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  98. Red Prophecies (2021)
  99. A Town Called Parable (2021)
  100. The Wrong Mr. Right (2021)
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  102. Dawn (2022)
  103. My Dinner With Eric (2022)
  104. 69 Parts (2022)
  105. The Rideshare Killer (2022)
  106. The Wrong High School Sweetheart (2022)
  107. The Company We Keep (2023)
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  109. Aftermath (2024)
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  111. Devil’s Knight (2024)
  112. Insane Like Me? (2024)
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Review: Tank (dir. by Marvin J. Chomsky)


“There comes a time when a man has to stand up and be counted.” — Zack Carey

The 1984 action‑drama Tank is a small‑town parable dressed up as a military gimmick picture: an aging Army sergeant major, a battered old Sherman tank, and a corrupt sheriff. At its best, the film leans into James Garner’s quiet charisma and the absurdly specific “one man versus a whole county” premise; at its worst, it staggers under inconsistent tone and a plot that veers between heartfelt family‑drama and almost cartoonish vigilantism. Taken as a product of the early‑mid‑1980s, however, Tank holds up as a reasonably entertaining, if not especially deep, genre hybrid that works more through Gardner’s presence and a few solid set pieces than through psychological complexity or formal ambition.

James Garner plays Zack Carey, an Army sergeant major who moves his family to a small Georgia town near a training base, where he has acquired a battle‑worn M4A3 Sherman tank as a personal hobby and morale project. The setup is already a little out of the ordinary: an enlisted man whose side hustle is maintaining a World War II relic, while his wife LaDonna (played by Shirley Jones) quietly pushes back against the constraints of Army life and small‑town politics. The film’s opening stretches the believability of that scenario thin, but Garner’s easygoing authority and dry humor sell the idea that Zack is exactly the kind of practical, no‑nonsense soldier who would grow attached to a tank and treat it like a second family member. The script uses this setup to position the vehicle not just as hardware, but as a symbol of the character’s livelihood, dignity, and sense of duty.

The trigger for the conflict is an incident at a local bar, where Zack intervenes when a local deputy, who also moonlights as a pimp, roughs up a teenage prostitute named Sarah. The sheriff, Eugene Buelton (played with oily menace by C. Thomas Howell), is deeply corrupt and runs the town like a fiefdom, using his deputies to intimidate anyone who crosses him. When Zack’s teenage son, Billy, is later framed for a crime and thrown into a primitive prison camp, the fuse is lit. The film’s moral map is deliberately simple: Buelton is cartoonishly evil, Buelton’s deputies are unreliable tools of his will, and the Careys are painted as upright, essentially decent people caught in an unjust system. That simplicity works in Garner’s favor, because it lets the film focus on emotional stakes—father‑son loyalty, a wife’s fear for her family—rather than intricate political nuance.

What gives Tank much of its energy is the moment Zack decides to fight back with the only weapon he truly controls: his Sherman. The image of a lone, aging non‑commissioned officer rolling down country roads in a clanking World War II tank is inherently cinematic, and director Marvin J. Chomsky milks it for both action and symbolism. The scenes where Zack smashes through the sheriff’s office, disrupts the local jail, and later drives straight into the work farm to free Billy are played with a pulpy, almost comic‑strip bravado. The tank becomes a rolling moral absolutist: clumsy, loud, and impossible to ignore, cutting through the town’s layers of bureaucracy and intimidation in a way that mirrors Zack’s own frustration with a justice system that refuses to protect his son. The film’s action sequences are not particularly innovative by modern standards, but they benefit from the authenticity of the M4A3 and the straightforward choreography that lets the vehicle feel like a physical presence rather than a CGI abstraction.

Where Tank runs into trouble is in its fluctuating tone and some of its secondary choices. The subplot involving Sarah, the teenage prostitute, is handled with mixed success. On one hand, it adds a layer of social commentary about exploitation and small‑town complicity; on the other, it sometimes feels tacked on, introduced more as a narrative convenience than a fully developed character arc. The film wants to position her as a sympathetic victim who finds a kind of makeshift family inside the tank, but the material doesn’t dive deep into her background or inner life, leaving her more of a device than a rounded personality. This uneven handling reflects a broader issue: the movie vacillates between being a gritty crime drama, a family‑centric tearjerker, and a lighthearted action‑comedy. At times it feels like a made‑for‑television movie with a slightly bigger budget, hit by the same kind of tonal indecision that often plagued mid‑tier 1980s genre pictures.

Garner’s performance is the single element that keeps Tank consistently watchable. His Zack Carey is neither a cartoon hero nor a brooding anti‑hero; he’s a working‑class soldier approaching the end of his career, tired of compromise and willing to push back when pushed too far. Garner underplays the action‑hero theatrics, relying instead on quiet resolve, a dry sense of humor, and a lived‑in weariness that makes Zack feel like someone you might have actually met in an Army post or small town. Shirley Jones, as his wife, brings a grounded warmth to the domestic scenes, and the dynamic between Zack and his son Billy feels occasionally sentimental but never entirely false. The relationship between father and son anchors the film’s more outlandish elements, turning the tank chase into a visible metaphor for a father’s desperation to protect his child in a system that treats both as expendable.

Visually, Tank is workmanlike rather than stylish. The Georgia countryside is shot in broad daylight, with an emphasis on wide shots that showcase the tank moving through fields, back roads, and small towns. The tank itself is the film’s most vivid visual motif, a hulking, almost anachronistic machine that looks slightly out of place in a 1980s setting, yet somehow believable as the relic of a bygone era carried forward by a man who still believes in clear‑cut notions of right and wrong. The production favors practical effects and real locations over glossy stylization, which gives the material a modest, sometimes cheap‑looking quality but also lends it a concrete, lived‑in feel. The score, composed by Lalo Schifrin, adds a number of flavors—military marches, light jazz, and even a faintly disco‑tinged theme—further underscoring the film’s genre‑mixing instincts without always achieving cohesion.

Thematically, Tank leans heavily on the idea of individual resistance against corrupt authority. The sheriff’s abuse of power, the rigged legal process, and the near‑absence of any higher‑level oversight all feed into a classic American underdog narrative: one man, one tank, and a small band of allies taking on a system that has long since stopped pretending to be fair. The film stops short of overtly political commentary, but it clearly sympathizes with the notion that ordinary people sometimes have to go outside official channels when those channels are rigged against them. At the same time, the movie softens its edges with a crowd‑pleasing finale that reframes Zack and his allies as folk heroes, welcomed by a gathering of onlookers at the Tennessee border. This turn toward feel‑good spectacle undercuts some of the grittier implications of the earlier material, but it also fits the early‑1980s appetite for triumphant, crowd‑friendly resolutions.

As a time capsule of 1980s genre filmmaking, Tank is more interesting than it is groundbreaking. It is neither a forgotten masterpiece nor a laughably bad curio; it sits somewhere in the middle, powered by James Garner’s steady presence and the appealingly simple conceit of a World War II tank as a one‑man war machine. The film’s weaknesses—a schematic morality play, uneven tone, and underdeveloped secondary characters—are real, but they don’t completely erase its modest strengths. If viewed as a straightforward, mid‑tier action‑drama with a strong central performance and a memorable mechanical co‑star, Tank emerges as a fair, unpretentious, and occasionally rousing piece of 1980s entertainment.