Late Night Retro Television Review: Hunter 1.1 “Hunter”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Thursdays, I will be reviewing Hunter, which aired on NBC from 1984 to 1991.  The entire show is currently streaming on Tubi and several other services!

Today, we start a new series.

Episode 1.1 “Hunter”

(Dir by Ron Satlof, originally aired on September 18th, 1984)

Ah, Hunter.

Hunter is one of those shows that, up unitl now, I’ve never really specifically felt the need to track down and binge but I’ve still seen a handful episodes.  Some of that is because Hunter is a mainstay on the nostalgia channels.  If you fall asleep while watching an old episode of Fantasy Island, there’s a good chance that you’re going to wake up to an episode of HunterHunter is also a mainstay on both Prime and Tubi.  Again, if you fall asleep watching your favorite Eric Roberts movie, there’s a decent chance that you’re going to wake up to an episode of Hunter.

I have to admit that every episode I’ve seen has been entertaining.  It’s the epitome of an 80s cop show, in all of its action-filled, simplistically-plotted glory.  Rick Hunter (played by former football player Fred Dryer) is a cop who gets results by doing things his way.  “His way” typically involves shooting a lot of people.  (Hunter’s catch phrase?  “Works for me.”)  Hunter’s partner is Dee Dee McCall (Stepfanie Kramer), a cop who gets results by doing things her way.  “Her way” typically involves going undercover and …. uhmm, shooting a lot of people.  And while I am certainly aware of the dangers of police overreach and I generally don’t support shooting anyone without just cause, it’s still fun to watch Hunter and McCall break every regulation in the book.  In almost every episode that I’ve seen, Hunter and McCall end up shooting so many people that the action ends up verging on self-parody.  Fortunately, both Dryer and Kramer appeared to be in on the joke.

(From what I’ve seen, I should also mention that Fred Dryer appears to have been a slightly better actor than some of the other former pro athletes who have decided to go into acting.  He may not have had a huge amount of range but he was still better than most of the basketball players who showed up on Hang Time.  If nothing else, he was better at showing emotion than OJ Simpson.)

With Highway To Heaven completed, I decided that it was time to finally take a look at Hunter.

Hunter premiered with a 90-minute made-for-television movie.  The action starts with Los Angeles Police Detective Rick Hunter crammed into a beat-up car that has definitely seen better days.  Because Hunter is the son of a mobster, he’s not totally trusted by his fellow detectives.  Because he’s a cop, he’s not totally trusted by the mob.  And because he’s a shoot-first renegade, all of his partners end up going to the hospital.  Captain Cain (Michael Cavanaugh) is trying to get him to quit the force and that means only allowing him to drive the department’s worst cars, not allowing Hunter to respond to most calls, and trying to partner him up with bowtie wearing moron, Bernie Terwilliger (James Whitmore, Jr.)

Hunter knows that LAPD regulations will allow him to pick his own partner if he can find someone willing to work with him.  The problem is that no one wants to put their life on the line.  Finally, Hunter tracks down Sgt. Dee Dee McCall, the widow of a fallen officer.  Nicknamed the “Brass Cupake” (cringe!), Dee Dee is currently working undercover as a prostitute and is trying to take down Los Angeles’s biggest pimp, King Hayes (Steven Williams).  Hunter has a proposition for her.  Since neither wants a partner and they both prefer shooting first and asking questions later, why not pretend to work together?  They’ll check in  and out at the station together but, otherwise, they’ll separate and work their own cases once they hit the streets.  McCall agrees.

Unfortunately, Captain Cain is not dumb.  He figures out exactly what they’re doing and he tells them that he will have people watching them to make sure that they are actually working together.  Luckily, McCall has just arrested King Hayes.  Hunter shows up as McCall is handcuffing Hayes and immediately sees that Hayes’s bodyguard is driving his car straight at them.

“You want this guy?” Hunter asks.

“That would be nice,” McCall replies.

Hunter, much like Dirty Harry, proceeds to fire several bullets into the car windshield, causing the car to flip over.

With King Hayes and his bodyguard now taken care of, it’s time for Hunter and McCall to investigate the murders of two blonde women who both enjoyed hanging out at country western bars.  McCall puts on a blonde wig and goes undercover at a honky tonk.  Hunter is shocked to see that she is being stalked by Dr. Bolin (Brian Dennehy), the psychiatrist who the LAPD brought in to examine all of their detectives.  As a viewer, I was not particularly surprised to discover that Dr. Bolin was the killer.  You’re not going to cast an actor like Brian Dennehy on a show like Hunter and then just have him spend the entire episode sitting in his office.  McCall and Hunter work together to stop Bolin before he kills again.

The pilot of Hunter was actually a lot of fun.  The pilot may have been violent but it still had a sense of humor.  The show understood that the sight of 6’6 Fred Dryer crammed into a dented station wagon would not only make the viewer smile but it would also go a long way towards humanizing Hunter as a character.  He may be big and cocky and quick to shoot people but he also has terrible luck when it comes to cars, police radios, and bystanders.  At one point, he even gets pepper-sprayed by Dee Dee’s neighbor.  As for Dee Dee, I liked the fact that she was capable and tough without being a stereotypical action girl.  I also appreciated that she and Hunter chose to work together.  I feared, initially, that the pilot would be full of scenes featuring Hunter whining about having to work with a woman and I appreciated that the show went the opposite direction.  From the start, Hunter respects Dee Dee as a cop and it’s made clear that she has nothing to prove to him.  If anything, Hunter has to earn her respect.

Of course, the main appeal of Hunter is that both Dryer and Kramer looked good holding a gun and yelling at people to “freeze!”  As opposed to the wishy washy police procedurals of today, the pilot of Hunter was absolutely shameless about giving the viewers what they wanted as far as bullets and car chases were concerned.

This was a good pilot.  Watching it, I could understand why the show ended up running for 8 seasons.  And, every Thursday, I’ll be reviewing Hunter.  I look forward to the action!

The Eric Roberts Collection: Freefall (dir by John Irvin)


Who is Grant Orion?

That is the question at the heart of 1994’s Freefall.

Played by Eric Roberts, Grant Orion claims to be a former Hollywood stuntman who now spends most of his time jumping off of cliffs and skydiving.  When photographer Katy Mazur (Pamela Gidley) first spots Grant, he is climbing to the top of a cliff in Swaziland and jumping off.  Katy, who has been sent to the country to get a photograph of a taita falcon, finds herself obsessively snapping his picture.  Later, after she meets Grant, she ends up cheating on her fiancé with him. The fiancé in question is Dex Dellums (Jeff Fahey), who is not only engaged to marry Katy but who is also her editor.  He’s the one who sent her to Swaziland in the first place.

Who is Grant Orion?  (And who, in the world, actually has a name like Grant Orion?)  After Grant saves Katy from some gunmen, he explains that he’s not only a former stuntman but he’s also an agent of Interpol.  However, Dex claims that Grant is lying.  Dex tells her that Grant is a former stuntman who was run out of Hollywood after a stunt went wrong and now, he’s basically a mercenary.  Katy doesn’t know who to trust as violence breaks out all around her.

Freefall starts out as a standard erotic thriller, with Roberts and Gidley exchanging smoldering looks and uttering heated dialogue.  Before long, though, it turns into a thriller with Katy not being sure who to trust.  There’s a lot of gunfire.  There’s a lot of over the top action.  Some of the scenes of action are so over-the-top that the film almost feels like it might be a parody.  The plot itself is next to impossible to follow but who needs a plot when you’ve got Eric Roberts and Jeff Fahey sharing the screen together?  Roberts is all smoldering intensity while Fahey seems to be having the time of his life playing the smarmy Dex.

Along with getting the best out of Roberts and Fahey. director John Irvin also manages to get some truly beautiful shots of the mountains of Swaziland.  Though the scenes of Roberts climbing the mountains were clearly done by a real stuntman (and not Grant Orion), they’re still effectively shot.  When we first see Grant jump off the mountain, the imagery is breath-takingly beautiful.  At times, it’s hard not to regret that the entire film wasn’t just about Grant jumping off of mountains.  All of the gunfire gets in the way of the main attraction.

Today, we’re so used to seeing Eric Roberts in small cameo roles that it’s easy to forget that he started out his career in starring roles.  Freefall is a silly film but it’s undeniably entertaining, in the way that the best direct-to-video erotic action thrillers often were.  Don’t even try to follow the plot.  Just enjoy the mountains and the scenes of Roberts and Fahey competing to see who can out-smolder the other.

Previous Eric Roberts Films That We Have Reviewed:

  1. Paul’s Case (1980)
  2. Star 80 (1983)
  3. Runaway Train (1985)
  4. To Heal A Nation (1988)
  5. Best of the Best (1989)
  6. Blood Red (1989)
  7. The Ambulance (1990)
  8. The Lost Capone (1990)
  9. Best of the Best II (1993)
  10. Love, Cheat, & Steal (1993)
  11. Voyage (1993)
  12. Love Is A Gun (1994)
  13. Sensation (1994)
  14. Dark Angel (1996)
  15. Doctor Who (1996)
  16. Most Wanted (1997)
  17. The Alternate (2000)
  18. Mercy Streets (2000)
  19. Tripfall (2000)
  20. Raptor (2001)
  21. Rough Air: Danger on Flight 534 (2001)
  22. Strange Frequency (2001)
  23. Wolves of Wall Street (2002)
  24. Border Blues (2004)
  25. Mr. Brightside (2004)
  26. Six: The Mark Unleased (2004)
  27. We Belong Together (2005)
  28. Hey You (2006)
  29. Cyclops (2008)
  30. Depth Charge (2008)
  31. Amazing Racer (2009)
  32. The Chaos Experiment (2009)
  33. In The Blink of an Eye (2009)
  34. Bed & Breakfast (2010)
  35. Enemies Among Us (2010)
  36. The Expendables (2010) 
  37. Groupie (2010)
  38. Sharktopus (2010)
  39. Beyond The Trophy (2012)
  40. The Dead Want Women (2012)
  41. Deadline (2012)
  42. The Mark (2012)
  43. Miss Atomic Bomb (2012)
  44. The Night Never Sleeps (2012)
  45. Assault on Wall Street (2013)
  46. Bonnie And Clyde: Justified (2013)
  47. Lovelace (2013)
  48. The Mark: Redemption (2013)
  49. The Perfect Summer (2013)
  50. Revelation Road: The Beginning of the End (2013)
  51. Revelation Road 2: The Sea of Glass and Fire (2013)
  52. Self-Storage (2013)
  53. Sink Hole (2013)
  54. A Talking Cat!?! (2013)
  55. This Is Our Time (2013)
  56. Bigfoot vs DB Cooper (2014)
  57. Doc Holliday’s Revenge (2014)
  58. Eternity: The Movie (2014)
  59. Inherent Vice (2014)
  60. Road to the Open (2014)
  61. Rumors of War (2014)
  62. So This Is Christmas (2014)
  63. Amityville Death House (2015)
  64. Deadly Sanctuary (2015)
  65. A Fatal Obsession (2015)
  66. Las Vegas Story (2015)
  67. Sorority Slaughterhouse (2015)
  68. Stalked By My Doctor (2015)
  69. Story of Eva (2015)
  70. Enemy Within (2016)
  71. Hunting Season (2016)
  72. Joker’s Poltergeist (2016)
  73. Prayer Never Fails (2016)
  74. Stalked By My Doctor: The Return (2016)
  75. The Wrong Roommate (2016)
  76. Dark Image (2017)
  77. The Demonic Dead (2017)
  78. Black Wake (2018)
  79. Frank and Ava (2018)
  80. Stalked By My Doctor: Patient’s Revenge (2018)
  81. The Wrong Teacher (2018)
  82. Clinton Island (2019)
  83. Monster Island (2019)
  84. The Reliant (2019)
  85. The Savant (2019)
  86. Seven Deadly Sins (2019)
  87. Stalked By My Doctor: A Sleepwalker’s Nightmare (2019)
  88. The Wrong Mommy (2019)
  89. Exodus of a Prodigal Son (2020)
  90. Free Lunch Express (2020)
  91. Hard Luck Love Song (2020)
  92. Her Deadly Groom (2020)
  93. Law of Attraction (2020)
  94. Top Gunner (2020)
  95. Deadly Nightshade (2021)
  96. The Elevator (2021)
  97. Just What The Doctor Ordered (2021)
  98. Killer Advice (2021)
  99. Megaboa (2021)
  100. Night Night (2021)
  101. The Poltergeist Diaries (2021)
  102. The Rebels of PT-218 (2021)
  103. Red Prophecies (2021)
  104. A Town Called Parable (2021)
  105. The Wrong Mr. Right (2021)
  106. Bleach (2022)
  107. Dawn (2022)
  108. My Dinner With Eric (2022)
  109. 69 Parts (2022)
  110. The Rideshare Killer (2022)
  111. The Wrong High School Sweetheart (2022)
  112. The Company We Keep (2023)
  113. D.C. Down (2023)
  114. If I Can’t Have You (2023)
  115. Megalodon: The Frenzy (2023)
  116. Aftermath (2024)
  117. Bad Substitute (2024)
  118. Devil’s Knight (2024)
  119. Insane Like Me? (2024)
  120. Space Sharks (2024)
  121. The Wrong Life Coach (2024)
  122. Broken Church (2025)
  123. Shakey Grounds (2025)
  124. When It Rains In L.A. (2025)

Retro Television Review: Decoy 1.27 “The Sound of Tears”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Thursdays, I will be reviewing Decoy, which aired in Syndication in 1957 and 1958.  The show can be viewed on Tubi!

This week, Casey is haunted by the past.

Episode 1.27 “The Sound of Tears”

(Dir by Marc Daniels, originally aired on April 14th, 1958)

A wealthy young man has been gunned down in a New York park.  It falls to Casey to deliver the news to both the man’s mother (Muriel Kirland) and the man’s ex-fiancée, Wendy Jenkins (Suzanne Pleshette).  At first, Wendy is the number one suspect but, as she investigates, Casey comes to suspect that the killer was actually Susan Connor (Molly McCarthy), a family friend who had fallen in love with the victim.

This is an interesting episode, in that it reveals a bit of Casey’s past.  Usually, Casey doesn’t let her personal feelings get in the way of doing her job but, in this episode, she finds herself thinking about the day that a policewoman told her that her husband had been killed in the line of duty.  Casey has a unique understanding of the pain that the three women are feeling and Beverly Garland does a good job of showing the anguish that Casey is going through.

Unfortunately, the rest of the episode isn’t quite as good as Garland’s performance.  From the start, Susan is portrayed as being so obviously unhinged that it’s not really a surprise when she turns out to be the killer.  None of the guest cast, including a young Suzanne Pleshette, are as convincing as Beverly Garland is in the lead role.  Indeed, Charles Mendick — cast of Lt. Doyle — gives one of the worst performances that I’ve ever seen on this show.

On the plus side, this episode does feature some good location footage of 1950s New York.  The noirish black-and-white imagery nicely fits the melancholy story.  The cinematography captures the world in which Casey lives, one in which pain doesn’t just go away after a few years and the guilty are often as traumatized as those they victimize.

Join #TubiThursdasy For Logan’s Run!


Hi, everyone!  Tonight, on Mastodon, I will be hosting the #TubiThursday watch party!  Join us for Logan’s Run (1976)!

You can find the movie on Tubi and you can join us on Mastodon at 9 pm central time!  (That’s 10 pm for you folks on the East Coast.)  We will be using #TubiThursday hashtag!  See you then!

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special Charlie Chaplin Edition


4 Or More Shots From 4 Or More Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!

137 years ago today, film and comedy pioneer Charlie Chaplin was born.  It’s time for….

4 Shots From 4 Charlie Chaplin Films

A Day’s Pleasure (1919, dir. Charlie Chaplin)

The Gold Rush (1925, dir by Charlie Chaplin)

City Lights (1931, dir by Charlie Chaplin)

Modern Times (1936, dir by Charlie Chaplin)

The Eric Roberts Collection: Law of Attraction (dir by Michael Kampa)


In 2020’s Law of Attraction, Lexi Giovagnoli plays Allison Williams, a young attorney who is hoping to become a partner at her firm.  The opposing counsel in her current case is named Derrick Walker.  Allison hasn’t met Derrick but she has exchanged plenty of angry emails and had a few less than pleasant phone interactions with him.  When Allison’s friend gets married, it seems like a good chance to Allison to get away from the daily grind of her job.  And hey, there’s a cute guy at the wedding.  His name is DJ (Joseph Almani)!  Does anyone want to guess what the D in DJ stands for?

Law of Attraction is a cute movie.  There’s nothing particularly revolutionary about the plot but Giovagnoli and Almani are both likeable and they have a sweet chemistry whenever they’re onscreen together.  The weekend wedding leads to a lot of rehearsal shenanigans and some of them are funnier than others.  For the most part, though, this is an enjoyable film.  It’s the type of pleasant production that you can safely have running in the background while you take care of whatever else it is that you have to take care of during the day.

As for Eric Roberts, he makes a brief appearance as Allison’s boss at the law firm.  It’s a cameo.  Eric wears a suit and acts like a somewhat stuffy professional.  He tells Allison not to screw up the case.  It’s really a role that anyone could have played but I’m glad Eric Roberts picked up the paycheck.

Previous Eric Roberts Films That We Have Reviewed:

  1. Paul’s Case (1980)
  2. Star 80 (1983)
  3. Runaway Train (1985)
  4. To Heal A Nation (1988)
  5. Best of the Best (1989)
  6. Blood Red (1989)
  7. The Ambulance (1990)
  8. The Lost Capone (1990)
  9. Best of the Best II (1993)
  10. Love, Cheat, & Steal (1993)
  11. Voyage (1993)
  12. Love Is A Gun (1994)
  13. Sensation (1994)
  14. Dark Angel (1996)
  15. Doctor Who (1996)
  16. Most Wanted (1997)
  17. The Alternate (2000)
  18. Mercy Streets (2000)
  19. Tripfall (2000)
  20. Raptor (2001)
  21. Rough Air: Danger on Flight 534 (2001)
  22. Strange Frequency (2001)
  23. Wolves of Wall Street (2002)
  24. Border Blues (2004)
  25. Mr. Brightside (2004)
  26. Six: The Mark Unleased (2004)
  27. We Belong Together (2005)
  28. Hey You (2006)
  29. Cyclops (2008)
  30. Depth Charge (2008)
  31. Amazing Racer (2009)
  32. The Chaos Experiment (2009)
  33. In The Blink of an Eye (2009)
  34. Bed & Breakfast (2010)
  35. Enemies Among Us (2010)
  36. The Expendables (2010) 
  37. Groupie (2010)
  38. Sharktopus (2010)
  39. Beyond The Trophy (2012)
  40. The Dead Want Women (2012)
  41. Deadline (2012)
  42. The Mark (2012)
  43. Miss Atomic Bomb (2012)
  44. The Night Never Sleeps (2012)
  45. Assault on Wall Street (2013)
  46. Bonnie And Clyde: Justified (2013)
  47. Lovelace (2013)
  48. The Mark: Redemption (2013)
  49. The Perfect Summer (2013)
  50. Revelation Road: The Beginning of the End (2013)
  51. Revelation Road 2: The Sea of Glass and Fire (2013)
  52. Self-Storage (2013)
  53. Sink Hole (2013)
  54. A Talking Cat!?! (2013)
  55. This Is Our Time (2013)
  56. Bigfoot vs DB Cooper (2014)
  57. Doc Holliday’s Revenge (2014)
  58. Eternity: The Movie (2014)
  59. Inherent Vice (2014)
  60. Road to the Open (2014)
  61. Rumors of War (2014)
  62. So This Is Christmas (2014)
  63. Amityville Death House (2015)
  64. Deadly Sanctuary (2015)
  65. A Fatal Obsession (2015)
  66. Las Vegas Story (2015)
  67. Sorority Slaughterhouse (2015)
  68. Stalked By My Doctor (2015)
  69. Story of Eva (2015)
  70. Enemy Within (2016)
  71. Hunting Season (2016)
  72. Joker’s Poltergeist (2016)
  73. Prayer Never Fails (2016)
  74. Stalked By My Doctor: The Return (2016)
  75. The Wrong Roommate (2016)
  76. Dark Image (2017)
  77. The Demonic Dead (2017)
  78. Black Wake (2018)
  79. Frank and Ava (2018)
  80. Stalked By My Doctor: Patient’s Revenge (2018)
  81. The Wrong Teacher (2018)
  82. Clinton Island (2019)
  83. Monster Island (2019)
  84. The Reliant (2019)
  85. The Savant (2019)
  86. Seven Deadly Sins (2019)
  87. Stalked By My Doctor: A Sleepwalker’s Nightmare (2019)
  88. The Wrong Mommy (2019)
  89. Exodus of a Prodigal Son (2020)
  90. Free Lunch Express (2020)
  91. Hard Luck Love Song (2020)
  92. Her Deadly Groom (2020)
  93. Top Gunner (2020)
  94. Deadly Nightshade (2021)
  95. The Elevator (2021)
  96. Just What The Doctor Ordered (2021)
  97. Killer Advice (2021)
  98. Megaboa (2021)
  99. Night Night (2021)
  100. The Poltergeist Diaries (2021)
  101. The Rebels of PT-218 (2021)
  102. Red Prophecies (2021)
  103. A Town Called Parable (2021)
  104. The Wrong Mr. Right (2021)
  105. Bleach (2022)
  106. Dawn (2022)
  107. My Dinner With Eric (2022)
  108. 69 Parts (2022)
  109. The Rideshare Killer (2022)
  110. The Wrong High School Sweetheart (2022)
  111. The Company We Keep (2023)
  112. D.C. Down (2023)
  113. If I Can’t Have You (2023)
  114. Megalodon: The Frenzy (2023)
  115. Aftermath (2024)
  116. Bad Substitute (2024)
  117. Devil’s Knight (2024)
  118. Insane Like Me? (2024)
  119. Space Sharks (2024)
  120. The Wrong Life Coach (2024)
  121. Broken Church (2025)
  122. Shakey Grounds (2025)
  123. When It Rains In L.A. (2025)

Late Night Retro Television Review: 1st & Ten 3.10 “Blood on Blood”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Wednesdays, I will be reviewing 1st and Ten, which aired in syndication from 1984 to 1991. The entire series is streaming on Tubi.

This week, 1st & Ten gets serious.

Episode 3.10 “Blood on Blood”

(Dir by Bruce Seth Green, originally aired on November 27th, 1987)

The Bulls are going to the playoffs!  It’s not because they’ve had a particularly good season.  It’s just that their division rival, Denver, lost a game and that narrowly allowed the Bulls to sneak their way into the postseason.  Coach Grier yells at all the players for celebrating.  He tells them that they have nothing to be happy about.

Well, Zagreb has something to be happy about.  The Bulgarian kicker is about to get married to Anna (Valerie Landsburg) so that he can avoid being deported.  However, at the wild bachelor party that Jethro throws for him, Zagreb strips down to his underwear and dances with a stripper.  Anna happens to show up and she calls off the wedding.  The next day, Jill tells Zagreb that the State Department is no longer trying to deport him.  It turns out that Zagreb’s father was not a communist official but instead a double agent!  (Zagreb says that he read the Communist Manifesto a hundred times for nothing.)  Zagreb no longer has to get married to stay in the country.  Except, now, Zagreb wants to get married….

Meanwhile, Billy Cooper gets his brother, Michael (Linden Ashby), a job as an assistant equipment manager.  Mike has just gotten out of prison.  He was serving time for armed robbery.  When things turn up missing in the locker room, Mike is the number one suspect.  TD Parker (played by OJ Simpson) fires him.  Just imagine getting accused and then fired by OJ Simpson!  Mike is not happy.

Later, Bubba catches another equipment manager stealing from the locker room.  Realizing that Mike was innocent, TD and Billy drive out to the liquor store where Mike is now working.  They hire Mike back.  Yay!  I love it when people get a second chance.  We’d have a lot less crime in this country if people were willing to take a chance on folks like Mike, who made a mistake but who sincerely want to turn their lives around.  Good for TD!  Good for Billy!  Good for America….

Of course, as soon as TD and Billy leave, two bikers rob the liquor store and shoot Mike dead.

Wow, this was a dark episode.  I appreciated the fact that the show attempted to take a serious look at the struggle that someone like Mike would face upon reentering society.  That said, the liquor store shooting happened so abruptly that it felt almost like a parody of a melodrama.  Much like the player dying of steroid abuse earlier in the season, this was the type of big dramatic moment that 1st & Ten didn’t really have the gravitas to pull off.

Next week, the Bulls continue to try to make it to the Championship for the third year in a row!

Retro Television Review: The Love Boat 7.15 “How Do I Love Thee?/No More Alimony/Authoress! Authoress!”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Wednesdays, I will be reviewing the original Love Boat, which aired on ABC from 1977 to 1986!  The series can be streamed on Paramount Plus!

This week, the Love Boat takes a dramatic turn.

Episode 7.15 “How Do I Love Thee?/No More Alimony/Authoress! Authoress!”

(Dir by Kim Friedman, originally aired on January 7th, 1984)

As usual, this week’s episode features three stories.  Two of them are very silly.

Betty White and Carol Channing play two Broadway veterans who are hoping to interest publisher Cesar Romero in Betty’s autobiography.  Cesar is more interested in Carol.  Betty and Carol collaborate on a book that is full of sordid lies.  Cesar says he’ll publish it because “the hicks in the South” will love it.  Carol announces that she is a hick from the South and promptly rips the manuscript in half.  Good for her!

Alan Thicke wants his ex-wife, Michelle Phillips, to marry Fred Willard so that he’ll no longer have to pay alimony.  However, when Alan discovers that Fred is a womanizer, Alan reconsiders his plans.

These two stories feel very familiar.  They’re the type of stories that we’ve seen on many episodes of The Love Boat.  They’re saved a bit because of the comedic skills of Fred Willard and Betty White but, in the end, they’re definitely on the silly side of the cruise.

But then you get the third story, which is not silly at all.  Laura (Rue McClanahan) boards the ship with her husband, George (Dick Van Patten).  Laura is an old friend of Captain Stubing’s and he’s alarmed when he sees that Laura has a black eye.  Laura says she simply walked into a door.  George laughs and says that Laura is a klutz.

Actually, Laura is being abused by her husband.  George’s business is failing.  George is jealous of Captain Stubing.  George hits Laura in their cabin and it’s a shocking moment because 1) this is The Love Boat and 2) it actually looks like that Van Patten may have accidentally hit McClanahan for real.  (Van Patten briefly breaks character, looking shocked, before quickly turning back into the angry George.)  Stubing realizes what’s happening and confronts George.  By the end of the episode, George is promising to “get some help” but it’s significant that Laura doesn’t leave the ship with him.  One gets the feeling that she’s heard that promise before.

At first, it seems strange to have such an serious storyline playing out in-between scenes of Carol Channing and Betty White singing and Fred Willard leering at every woman on the boat but it actually works surprisingly well.  The show makes an important point.  Even on a fun cruise, abuse can happen.  Abuse doesn’t take a vacation.  And abusers can be the people you least suspect, like perennial nice guy Dick Van Patten.  I have a lot of respect for this episode for dealing with a serious subject and doing it well.

This was an important cruise.

 

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special 1964 Edition


4 Or More Shots From 4 Or More Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!

Today, we pay tribute to the year 1964 with….

4 Shots From 4 1964 Films

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964, dir. Stanley Kubrick, DP: Gilbert Taylor)

A Hard Day’s Night (1964, dir by Richard Lester, DP: Gilbert Taylor)

Goldfinger (1964, dir by Guy Hamilton, DP: Ted Moore)

Strait-Jacket (1964, dir by William Castle, DP: Arthur E. Arling)

Late Night Retro Television Review: Pacific Blue 3.21 “Till Death Do Us Part”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Tuesdays, I will be reviewing Pacific Blue, a cop show that aired from 1996 to 2000 on the USA Network!  It’s currently streaming everywhere, though I’m watching it on Tubi.

This week, a loved one dies.

Episode 3.21 “Till Death Do Us Part”

(Dir by Michael Levine, originally aired on April 12th, 1998)

When two robbers invade a high-end clothing store and shoot a security guard, they also accidentally shoot and kill Linda, Victor’s fiancée.  In fact, Linda was trying on a wedding dress when she was shot.  She was accompanied by Chris.  In typical Pacific Blue style, even though Victor is the one who has just lost his fiancée, Chris also gets a chance to tell everyone that it’s also something that she’ll never recover from because she was the one who was actually there when it happened.  Chris is so upset that she initially refuses to even change her clothes, even though they’ve been splattered with Linda’s blood.  The show seems to think that this makes Chris into a strong character.  Personally, I think it makes her someone who is so self-centered that she even has to make the death of someone else’s fiancée all about her.  I can only imagine how Victor feels seeing Linda’s blood all over Chris’s shirt.

As for Victor, he goes on a rampage, tearing up Santa Monica until he finds the man who shot Linda.  Victor ignores regulations.  He breaks rules.  He nearly shoots the killer in a parking lot and his partner Cory promises to back him up if he pulls the trigger.  In the end, Victor is not a cold-blooded murderer.  He allows the killer to be arrested.  He tells the killer that he can’t wait to witness his execution.  (Good luck, Victor.  You’re in California!)  But, as the episode ends, it’s mentioned that Internal Affairs is going to want his badge.

(Apparently, that will be dealt with in next week’s episode, which is also the season three finale.)

Watching this episode, I can found myself asking myself if all the other cops in Santa Monica have been fired.  I didn’t see anyone other than the bicycle cops investigating the robberies or the shootings.  I didn’t see anyone from Homicide looking into Linda’s murder.  Instead, the entire episode was full of people trying to look tough while wearing bicycle shorts.

It just can’t be done!