The Eric Roberts Collection: Rough Air: Danger on Flight 534 (dir by Jon Cassar)


It’s disaster time!

In 2001’s Rough Air: Danger on Flight 534, a plane is making its way across the country.  The pilot is the arrogant Jack Brooks (Kevin Jubinville), who is convinced that all a pilot has to do is let the instruments and the plane’s computer run the flight.  He has total faith in technology.  His first officer is Mike Hogan (Eric Roberts), a veteran pilot whose career went downhill after he was unfairly blamed for a crash in Boston.  Mike is old school.  He doesn’t have much use for all this technology nonsense.  Mike thinks that a pilot has to listen to his own instincts and be willing to improvise.  That sounds dangerous!  It’s a good thing that Jack’s in charge of this plane!

Unfortunately, turbulence and a concussion temporarily puts Jack out of commission.  Mike is going to have to conquer his own fears and insecurities to land this plane.  Fortunately, he has the support of the head flight attendant, Katy Phillips (Alexandra Paul).  Also, one of the passengers has some flight experience!  Grant Blyth (Dean McDermott) is willing to help out.  Of course, Grant is also a convicted murderer who was being flown to prison but whatever.  I just find it interesting that, in the movies, convicted murderers and their handlers are always put on commercial flight.  That seems kind of irresponsible to me.

Rough Air is a throwback to the old disaster movies of the 70s.  The airplane is full of people who have to set aside their differences to work together and try to avoid a disaster.  There’s a soccer star (Mark Lutz) and an engineer (Russell Yuen) and a rich guy (Carlo Rota) who only exists that he can be told to shut up whenever he doubts Mike.  Unfortunately, this film isn’t quite as fun as any of those old disaster movies.  There’s one funny moments where Jack wakes up and deliriously demands to be allowed to fly the plane but otherwise, this is a pretty boring flight.  Not even Eric Roberts giving a typically committed performance can save this flight from being forgettable.

Previous Eric Roberts Films That We Have Reviewed:

  1. Star 80 (1983)
  2. Runaway Train (1985)
  3. Blood Red (1989)
  4. The Ambulance (1990)
  5. The Lost Capone (1990)
  6. Love, Cheat, & Steal (1993)
  7. Voyage (1993)
  8. Love Is A Gun (1994)
  9. Sensation (1994)
  10. Dark Angel (1996)
  11. Doctor Who (1996)
  12. Most Wanted (1997)
  13. Mercy Streets (2000)
  14. Raptor (2001)
  15. Wolves of Wall Street (2002)
  16. Mr. Brightside (2004)
  17. Six: The Mark Unleased (2004)
  18. Hey You (2006)
  19. Amazing Racer (2009)
  20. In The Blink of an Eye (2009)
  21. Bed & Breakfast (2010)
  22. Enemies Among Us (2010)
  23. The Expendables (2010) 
  24. Sharktopus (2010)
  25. Beyond The Trophy (2012)
  26. The Dead Want Women (2012)
  27. Deadline (2012)
  28. The Mark (2012)
  29. Miss Atomic Bomb (2012)
  30. Bonnie And Clyde: Justified (2013)
  31. Lovelace (2013)
  32. The Mark: Redemption (2013)
  33. The Perfect Summer (2013)
  34. Self-Storage (2013)
  35. A Talking Cat!?! (2013)
  36. This Is Our Time (2013)
  37. Inherent Vice (2014)
  38. Road to the Open (2014)
  39. Rumors of War (2014)
  40. Amityville Death House (2015)
  41. Deadly Sanctuary (2015)
  42. A Fatal Obsession (2015)
  43. Las Vegas Story (2015)
  44. Stalked By My Doctor (2015)
  45. Enemy Within (2016)
  46. Joker’s Poltergeist (2016)
  47. Prayer Never Fails (2016)
  48. Stalked By My Doctor: The Return (2016)
  49. The Wrong Roommate (2016)
  50. Dark Image (2017)
  51. Black Wake (2018)
  52. Frank and Ava (2018)
  53. Stalked By My Doctor: Patient’s Revenge (2018)
  54. Clinton Island (2019)
  55. Monster Island (2019)
  56. The Reliant (2019)
  57. The Savant (2019)
  58. Seven Deadly Sins (2019)
  59. Stalked By My Doctor: A Sleepwalker’s Nightmare (2019)
  60. The Wrong Mommy (2019)
  61. Exodus of a Prodigal Son (2020)
  62. Free Lunch Express (2020)
  63. Her Deadly Groom (2020)
  64. Top Gunner (2020)
  65. Deadly Nightshade (2021)
  66. The Elevator (2021)
  67. Just What The Doctor Ordered (2021)
  68. Killer Advice (2021)
  69. Night Night (2021)
  70. The Poltergeist Diaries (2021)
  71. The Rebels of PT-218 (2021)
  72. A Town Called Parable (2021)
  73. Bleach (2022)
  74. My Dinner With Eric (2022)
  75. D.C. Down (2023)
  76. Aftermath (2024)
  77. Devil’s Knight (2024)
  78. The Wrong Life Coach (2024)
  79. When It Rains In L.A. (2025

Song of the Day: Shed a Tear by Teresa Laughlin


This is from 1974’s The Trial of Billy Jack.  Yes, Billy Jack killed a lot of people and broke a lot of laws but ultimately, he was just a man who protected animals, children, and other living things.

And, eventually, despite all of the murder convictions, he ended up serving in the U.S. Senate.

That’s a wonderful American story.

shed a tear, running deer
don’t turn back billy jack
i am crying, are you dying
just for me?

whenever trouble came about
i could feel you coming out
you were there, i could feel you
in the air
when anyone had a happy moment to share
you were there
when anyone had a burden they couldn’t bare
you were there to share the load

shed a tear, running deer
don’t turn back billy jack
i am crying, are you dying
just for me?

when they took you from the church
i couldn’t bare to watch the town stare
you aren’t an animal, you’re a man
it wasn’t fair, it just wasn’t fair
and they trialed you for murder
they said you were guilty, it just wasn’t fair
wanted to tell them they were unjust
i didn’t dare, i could only stare
what will happen to you now
you’ve got to live, but i don’t know how
i am crying, are you dying
just for me?

shed a tear, running deer
don’t turn back billy jack
i am crying, are you dying
just for me?

Late Night Retro Television Review: Check It Out! 3.13 “Edna, Howard, Cathy & Morty)


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Saturdays, I will be reviewing the Canadian sitcom, Check it Out, which ran in syndication from 1985 to 1988.  The entire show is currently streaming on Tubi and Peacock!

This week, Edna continues to allow Howard to humiliate her.

Episode 3.13 “Edna, Howard, Cathy & Morty”

(Dir by Alan Ehrlich, originally aired on November 28th, 1987)

When her friend Cathy (Deborah Grover) comes to town and talks about her wonderful marriage to Morty (John Stocker), Edna once again wonders how long she’s going to have to wait for Howard to ask her to marry him.

If this episode seems familiar, it’s because I’ve lost track of how many times Check It Out! has done an episode featuring Edna getting frustrated with Howard’s refusal to settle down.  Honestly, Edna can do better.  The first season at least pretended like Howard was a born romantic who truly loved Edna.  From the second season on, Howard has been taking Edna for granted and Edna really does need to move on.  Howard is in his 60s, now matter how much this show insists that he’s actually in his 40s.  If he’s not ready to commit yet, he never will be.  At this point, it’s hard to really care about Edna’s situation with Howard.

On the plus side, this episode did feature Viker trying to become a magician.  I laughed because Gordon Clapp could make just about anything funny.  For that matter, the pre-credits sequence made me laugh.  It featured Edna imagining that she was on the Dating Show and everyone reacting with shock when she announced she was going to pick Howard.  I don’t blame them!  You can do better, Edna!

 

Lisa Marie’s Week In Television: 4/6/25 — 4/12/25


Bad Influence: The Dark Side of Kidinfluencing (Netflix)

The latest Netflix docuseries takes a look at kid influencers and the adults who get rich off of them.  The first two episodes were a disturbing portrait of manipulation and exploitation.  The third episode got bogged down with politics, with Taylor Lorenz demanding that the social media be regulated and various politicians making an unwelcome appearance.  The problem with the third episode is that it often felt as staged as the youtube videos that dominated the first two episodes.  That said, overall, this was a sobering call for parents to be a bit smarter about keeping track of what’s going on with their children, especially when it comes to their online lives.

Happy Hour (YouTube)

I watched an episode of this 90s, celebrity-driven game show on Friday night.  Dweezil and Ahmet Zappa were the hosts.  Dweezil was the epitome of cool while Ahmet kind of needed to calm down a little.

It’s The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown (Apple TV+)

Erin and I watched this holiday classic on Saturday afternoon.  You can read her thoughts about it here.

 

Retro Television Review: Welcome Back Kotter 4.23 “The Bread Winners”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Saturdays, I will be reviewing Welcome Back Kotter, which ran on ABC  from 1975 to 1979.  The entire show can be purchased on Prime.

This week, we finally finish this show up.

Episode 4.23 “The Bread Winners”

(Dir by Norman Abbott, originally aired on June 8th, 1979)

Epstein is excited about getting a job working at an antique store.  However, a chance meeting with the store’s owner leads to Freddie getting the job instead.  Epstein gets upset and, after a tense confrontation at the Horshack residence, Epstein challenges Washington to a boxing match at the local gym.  However, once at the gym, Epstein and Washington realize that they’re friends.  They care about each other.  They’re not going to let a little thing like a job come between them.  The owner of the gym is so moved that he gives Epstein a job.

And so ends Welcome Back, Kotter.  After 95 episodes, Kotter ends not with a bang but with a definite whimper.  We don’t even see the Sweathogs defy the odds by finally graduating.  It’s an underwhelming finale but apparently, it was made when there was still the possibility of a Kotter spin-off, which would have focused on Horshack and his marriage to Mary.  This episode also sets up the possibility of a show featuring Washington working at the antique store or even Epstein working at the gym.  (Henry Beckman plays the owner of the gym while Priscilla Morrill plays the owner of the antique store and both of them get a lot more dialogue and character-building moments than the guest stars typically got on Kotter.)

On the plus side, the show did manage to get nearly the entire cast to show up for the finale.  Barbarino is absent, of course.  But Gabe Kaplan makes one of his rare appearances, giving Washington some advice on how to make up with Epstein.  Julie shows up at the beginning of the show but, noticeably, Marcia Strassman doesn’t share any scenes with Kaplan.  John Sylvester White, as Woodman, gets to do his crazed laugh one last time.  Beau gets a few lines of dialogue.  We get a peek at Horshack’s homelife with Mary and even Epstein’s girlfriend, Kelly, shows up for a few scenes.

Again, this was an underwhelming finale but that makes sense when one considers that season 4 was an underwhelming season.  Looking over this show, the first two seasons were the best.  During those seasons, the show had a bit of an edge and the actors really seemed to be trying to ground their outlandish characters in at least a hint of reality.  The third season saw the show turn into a living cartoon and Kotter never really recovered.  By the fourth season, the actors cast as the Sweathogs were too old to still be playing high school students, Kaplan was refusing to appear on the show that was based on his stand-up act, and way too much time was wasted on Julie getting upset and glaring at people.

Well, we’re done with Welcome Back, Kotter.  Next week, a new show will premiere in this time slot.  It’s been a while since I started a new show so I’m looking forward to finding one that will be a slight change of pace.  What will the show be?  Check here next Saturday to find out!

The Eric Roberts Collection: The Perfect Summer (dir by Gary Wheeler)


It’s the perfect summer …. or is it?

In this 2013 film, teenage Jake (Adam Horner) moves to California with his mother, Alyssa (Sydney Penny).  They move in with Jake’s grandfather, surf shop owner Lou Reynolds (Eric Roberts).  At first, Jake is miserable.  He misses his friends.  He doesn’t know what to make of the California lifestyle.  He has a crush on Kayla (Katie Garfield) but he feels insecure because he can’t surf and, when he does buy a surfboard, it’s promptly broken in half by the local surf bullies.

(Is there really such a thing as surf bullies?  I’ve never lived on the beach so I really haven’t had much experience with surfers.  The ones that I met in Hawaii and Galveston all seemed pretty cool, though.  But, in the movies, they’re all like, “Can’t surf our beach, brah.”  A part of me suspects that movies should not be used as a guide for real life.)

It’s a good thing that Lou just happens to be a legendary surfer!  While Alyssa pursues a romance with Marcos (Louis Mandylor), Lou tries to teach his grandson how to surf.  It’s not always easy.  Jake gets frustrated easily and he doesn’t quite understand the zen philosophy behind surfing.  But, with Lou’s help, Jake gets the hang of it and soon, Jake is ready to enter the big surging competition!

If this all sounds familiar, that’s because you’ve already seen a hundred films like this.  Think of The Karate Kid, but with surfing and Eric Roberts as the mentor.  It’s all very predictable but the beach is pretty.  The ocean is majestic.  My favorite American Idol also-ran, Jason Castro, shows up for a few minutes.  And Eric Roberts actually gets a fairly substantial role and a chance to show what a good actor he can actually be!  There’s absolutely nothing surprising about the film  but, for what it is, The Perfect Summer works.

Previous Eric Roberts Films That We Have Reviewed:

  1. Star 80 (1983)
  2. Runaway Train (1985)
  3. Blood Red (1989)
  4. The Ambulance (1990)
  5. The Lost Capone (1990)
  6. Love, Cheat, & Steal (1993)
  7. Voyage (1993)
  8. Love Is A Gun (1994)
  9. Sensation (1994)
  10. Dark Angel (1996)
  11. Doctor Who (1996)
  12. Most Wanted (1997)
  13. Mercy Streets (2000)
  14. Raptor (2001)
  15. Wolves of Wall Street (2002)
  16. Mr. Brightside (2004)
  17. Six: The Mark Unleased (2004)
  18. Hey You (2006)
  19. Amazing Racer (2009)
  20. In The Blink of an Eye (2009)
  21. Bed & Breakfast (2010)
  22. Enemies Among Us (2010)
  23. The Expendables (2010) 
  24. Sharktopus (2010)
  25. Beyond The Trophy (2012)
  26. The Dead Want Women (2012)
  27. Deadline (2012)
  28. The Mark (2012)
  29. Miss Atomic Bomb (2012)
  30. Bonnie And Clyde: Justified (2013)
  31. Lovelace (2013)
  32. The Mark: Redemption (2013)
  33. Self-Storage (2013)
  34. A Talking Cat!?! (2013)
  35. This Is Our Time (2013)
  36. Inherent Vice (2014)
  37. Road to the Open (2014)
  38. Rumors of War (2014)
  39. Amityville Death House (2015)
  40. Deadly Sanctuary (2015)
  41. A Fatal Obsession (2015)
  42. Las Vegas Story (2015)
  43. Stalked By My Doctor (2015)
  44. Enemy Within (2016)
  45. Joker’s Poltergeist (2016)
  46. Prayer Never Fails (2016)
  47. Stalked By My Doctor: The Return (2016)
  48. The Wrong Roommate (2016)
  49. Dark Image (2017)
  50. Black Wake (2018)
  51. Frank and Ava (2018)
  52. Stalked By My Doctor: Patient’s Revenge (2018)
  53. Clinton Island (2019)
  54. Monster Island (2019)
  55. The Reliant (2019)
  56. The Savant (2019)
  57. Seven Deadly Sins (2019)
  58. Stalked By My Doctor: A Sleepwalker’s Nightmare (2019)
  59. The Wrong Mommy (2019)
  60. Exodus of a Prodigal Son (2020)
  61. Free Lunch Express (2020)
  62. Her Deadly Groom (2020)
  63. Top Gunner (2020)
  64. Deadly Nightshade (2021)
  65. The Elevator (2021)
  66. Just What The Doctor Ordered (2021)
  67. Killer Advice (2021)
  68. Night Night (2021)
  69. The Poltergeist Diaries (2021)
  70. The Rebels of PT-218 (2021)
  71. A Town Called Parable (2021)
  72. Bleach (2022)
  73. My Dinner With Eric (2022)
  74. D.C. Down (2023)
  75. Aftermath (2024)
  76. Devil’s Knight (2024)
  77. The Wrong Life Coach (2024)
  78. When It Rains In L.A. (2025

Late Night Retro Television Review: Friday the 13th: The Series 3.9 “Femme Fatale”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Fridays, I will be reviewing Friday the 13th: The Series, a show which ran in syndication from 1987 to 1990. The entire series can be found on YouTube!

This week, Micki finds herself trapped in a movie!

Episode 3.9 “Femme Fatale”

(Dir by Francis Delia, originally aired on November 20th, 1989)

In an isolated mansion, former film director Desmond Williams (Gordon Pinsent) lives with retired actress Lili Lita (Kate Reid).  Lili is sick and bed-ridden now but, when she was younger, she starred in all of Desmond’s noir melodramas.  Desmond still enjoys watching their old films, particularly one in which Lili played a doomed femme fatale named Glenda.

Unfortunately, Desmond’s copy of the film is cursed.  Whenever he watches it, he has to watch with a young woman who will suddenly find herself switching places with Glenda.  Glenda is allowed to live in the real world until her unfortunate replacement is killed in the film.  Desmond is overjoyed to have Glenda come into his world.  Glenda, however, is more than little frustrated by the fact that she always has to return to the movie.

When Micki shows up to try to retrieve the cursed film, she ends up trapped in the movie.  Micki, however, is a bit more creative than Desmond’s other victims and continually tries to change the script, just to discover that the black-and-white characters around her are always going to do the same thing no matter what.

Meanwhile, Jack and Johnny show up and try to rescue Micki.  While Glena explores the real world and even drops in on a showing of one of her old movies, Lili ends up shooting Desmond and then willfully taking Micki’s place in the movie.  Micki returns to the real world.  Lili dies in the film.  Gloria burns up into nothingness.  With Desmond dead, Gloria is now forever trapped in the film.

This was a good episode.  When it started, I thought Desmond was going to turn out to be one of the quasi-sympathetic villains who was using a cursed object in an effort to help someone else.  But, as the episode progressed, it becomes obvious that Desmond didn’t really love Lili.  Instead, he loved the character that he created for her to be.  He loved the imaginary femme fatale but not the real-life woman who played her.  As well, the scenes inside the film were handled with a lot of wit and style.  I enjoyed watching Micki trying to disrupt the film’s story.  As much as I miss John D. LeMay’s Ryan, his absence really allowed Robey to come into her own during the third season.

Friday the 13th could be an uneven show but this episode was definitely a triumph.