October Postivity: Stan The Man (dir by Kendall Bryant, Jr.)


In 2025’s Stan The Man, Angus Benfield stars as Stan Jacobs, a football coach looking for redemption.

When we first meet Stan, he’s one of the most popular men in Texas.  He’s a pro football coach, one who has been leading his team to victory after victory.  One commentator states that Stan has put Texas “on the map.”  He’s known as “Stan the Men” and everyone wants his autograph.  What the public doesn’t know is that Stan is an alcoholic.  After coaching while drunk (and even worse, losing the game), Stan is suspended from coaching.  Because he can’t control his drinking, he soon finds himself in prison and then living on the streets.  Eventually, Stan finds God, stop drinking, and gets the opportunity to coach a high school team.  By an amazing coincidence, his star player just happens to have an alcoholic father who could use some counseling from someone who has been there….

It’s a nice storty and a well-intentioned film.  That said, I am begging the directors of these low-budget, faith-based films to study how to tell a story and how to maintain narrative momentum.  Stan The Man takes over a 100 minutes to tell an 80-minute story.  Indeed, Stan isn’t even offered the high school coaching job until about 40 minutes into the movie.  Before that, we have to sit through a lot of scenes that basically tell us the exact same thing over and over again: Stan is an alcoholic.  Most of what happened during the first half of this film could have easily been compressed to just a handful of minutes.  As it is, the movie just plays out too slowly.

And that’s a shame because there were some things that I definitely appreciated about this film.  The film was set and shot in Texas and the scenery was lovely.  Angus Benfield gave a good performance as Stan and most of the members of the supporting cast were believable in their roles.  The film’s intentions were definitely good and I appreciated the emphasis that was put on forgiveness and second chances.  Even at his worst and his most obnoxious, Stan is still clearly someone who, deep down, wants to change and fix his life.  The film did not sugarcoat just how difficult it can be to grow up in the shadow of alcoholism.  At the end of the film, I have to admit that I genuinely smiled when one of the characters introduced himself by sayin that he was a week sober.  It was a genuinely sweet moment and, when he said those words, I remembered when my Dad was a week sober.  And then a month sober.  And then a year sober.  And then several years sober.  In that moment, the film definitely got to me.

If only the film wasn’t so slow.  I think that directors sometimes think that good intentions are enough.  But I would ask anyone who is making a movie to watch and truly study other films before they ever say, “Action!” for the first time.  Stan The Man reaches a decent conclusion but it takes forever for it to really get started.

Horror Film Review: The Harbinger (dir by Andy Mitton)


In 2022’s The Harbinger, Gabby Beans stars as Monique. At the height of the COVID hysteria, Monique and her family have done everything that they’ve been told to do. They’ve locked their doors. They’ve kept outsiders from entering their home. Monique always wears a facemask. For all of their attempts to be safe, Monique and her family still seem like the most anxious people on the planet. However, anyone who is honest about the COVID era and who doesn’t listen to the revisionists who insist that it was actually just a little inconvenience and not a major trauma-causing event will immediately recognize Monique and her family. Even those of us who didn’t lose our minds during the lockdowns all know someone who did.

(Three things that I’ll never forget about the COVID era: 1) all of my friends on Twitter changing their bio to “Wear your damn mask” and not understanding how pointlessly aggressive that sounded, 2) my cousin Allison in tears because she thought everyone in Tyler, Texas was trying to kill her by getting her sick, and 3) the fat lady at Target who screamed at me because I wasn’t wearing a mask because my asthma was acting up.)

When Monique learns that her best friend, Mavis (Emily Davis), is currently being haunted by nonstop nightmares that are threatening her sanity, Monique makes a momentous decision. She decides to leave her house, drive through New York, and check on her friend. What she discovers is that Mavis, locked away in her apartment and even wearing a mask when she’s inside and alone, is even more anxious than her. In the apartment above her, there’s a child who is sick and in quarantine and who, in theory, could infect everyone with COVID. Meanwhile, Mavis’s neighbor thinks the whole masking inside thing is ludicrous and refuses to put on one. Monique loses some points, in my book at least, when she confronts the neighbor and points to a sign that says masks are required in the building. The movie tries to hedge its bets with the neighbor character, as if it’s saying, “See? We’re on the right side!” What’s funny is that, when I watched this movie with the #ScarySocial live tweet group, most of the people watching were pretty much on the neighbor’s side.

Soon, Monique is having nightmares, both about the sick kid upstairs and also about her family back home. The nightmares are the film’s strongest element. The Harbinger really does capture the feeling of finding yourself in a dream that feels like real life, and I have to admit that it succeeded in fooling me more than a few times. The film really does keep you off-balance as to what is real and what isn’t. Ultimately, the film suggests that a monster is feeding off of all of the fear and anxiety in the world. If such a monster did exist, the COVID era is definitely when it would show up.

The Harbinger has its flaws. Like a lot of “elevated” horror films, the pace is a bit slow at times. There was an interesting subtext to the intensity of Monique and Mavis’s friendship that felt a bit unexplored. But the dream sequences are effectively done and the film does capture the bleak worldview that many held during the COVID era. (We tend to forget that The New York Times referred to the pre-COVID era as “the before times.”) Today, as the truth about the COVID era itself is being rewritten by revisionists, this film almost feels like a time capsule.

“Human Holes” Short Film Review by Case Wright


I have been spoiled so far this year. I have yet to see a bad film or short. The AIs have been pretty good too. Are people getting better at making things? I think Gen-Z is really throwback generation. The stories have structure and order. I went to school with Gen-Z and they talked in hushed tones a lot about 2009 crash and the War; honestly, they all sounded like my Depression Era grandparents. The men sounded really conservative and the ladies were taking a sharp left turn. In all of their angst, they returned to clear storytelling. “Obsession” followed proper story structure to the letter and this short does too. It’s a sci-fi comedy, but it has a clear plot with good jokes.

The story takes place in the early 70s with a sleazy land developer and a waitress, who despise one another, are abducted by aliens. The aliens just want to probe and eat the two captives and then annihilate all of mankind. However, the Gotterdammerung is not until 2026 because today is all about probing and eating the captives. The land developer convinces the aliens to let them go, but the aliens insist on probing still – off screen.

It is a simple plot, but the jokes are funny and the acting is good. It’s weird for me to see actual people acting because I’m so used to seeing AI films. Human can still act! Who knew?! I recommend this highly. Enjoy it!

Horror On The Lens: Bride of the Monster (dir by Edward D. Wood, Jr.)


 

Oh, how I love Bride of the Monster.

First released in 1955 and directed by the legendary Ed Wood, Bride of the Monster is a classic mix of a haunted house, a mad scientist, a lumbering assistant, and a giant octopus.  The plot may be impossible to follow but it doesn’t matter when you’ve got Tor Johnson grunting and Bela Lugosi giving a surprisingly good performance as the persecuted Dr. Vornoff, a man who “tampered in God’s domain.”

A lot of people consider this to be Wood’s best film.  Personally, I would go with Plan 9 From Outer Space but Bride of the Monster is still an entertaining look at monsters and madmen.

 

Live Tweet Alert: Join #FridayNightFlix for Buffy The Vampire Slayer!


 

As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in a few weekly watch parties.  On Twitter, I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday and I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday.  On Mastodon, I am one of the five hosts of #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We tweet our way through it.

Tonight, at 10 pm et, I will be hosting #FridayNightFlix!  Join us for 1992’s Buffy The Vampire Slayer!

If you want to join us this Friday, just hop onto twitter, find Buffy The Vampire Slayer on Prime, start the movie at 10 pm et, and use the #FridayNightFlix hashtag!  I’ll be there happily tweeting.  It’s a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.

See you there!

 

 

Horror Song of the Day: Main Theme From The Cat O’Nine Tails by Ennio Morricone


Today’s song of the day the main theme from Dario Argento’s The Cat O’Nine Tails.  Ennio Morricone’s score brought a lot of atmosphere to Argento’s classic giallo.

And here it is:

 

 

Horror Scene That I Love: The Pool Scene from Cat People


Today’s horror scene that I love comes to us from the 1942 psychological thriller, Cat People!

In this noirish scene, Alice (Jane Randolph) goes for a swim, just to find herself suspecting that she may not be alone.

October Positivity: Storm Rider (dir by Craig Clyde)


In 2013’s Storm Rider, Dani Fielding (Danielle Churchan) is a rich, spoiled teenager who loves to compete in horse shows with her horse, Admiral.  However, when Dani’s father (C. Thomas Howell), is arrested and charged with financial fraud, Dani’s life changes forever.  The government seizes Admiral and sells him to Dani’s rival.  When Dani’s younger half-brother, Jordan (Jacob Buster), is sent off to live with his gold digging mother, Dani is sent to live with her uncle, Sam (Kevin Sorbo).

Sam is a taciturn veterinarian who lives on a ranch in …. well, I assume it’s Montana. Don’t most of these movies take place in Montana?  Wherever the film was shot, the scenery is absolutely gorgeous.  Sam’s not really comfortable with people in general and he has no idea how to deal with teenage girl, especially one who doesn’t eat meat.  As for Dani, she’s initially miserable because she’s been separated from her former life and her former horse.

Fortunately, Sam owns a lot of animals.  Dani notices an orphaned mule named Stormy and she takes it upon herself to train him.  Taking care of Stormy helps Dani let go of her bitterness.  Soon, she’s watching the blossoming romance between Sam and Jody Peterson (Kristy Swanson) and she’s got a romance of her own going with Kevin Winslow (Darien Willardson).  Kevin’s father owns a horse that Dani starts to train in the hopes that she can enter a regional horse show with her.

However, when Sam, Jordan, and Kevin’s father get stranded in the mountains, it’s Stormy who helps Dani find them.  When night falls and they find themselves surrounded by wolves, will they even make it back to civilization?

It would be a really depressing movie if they didn’t!  Fortunately, Storm Rider is not a movie that was made to spread depression.  Instead, it’s a rather heart-warming tale about a young woman who conquers her anger and discovers that a mule can be just as strong and brave as the biggest horse.  This is very much a film that was designed to make viewers smile and feel good about life and, for the most part, it succeeds.  Of course, I still cried constantly while watching the film because I kept thinking about my mom and my dad and how much I miss both of them.  This film definitely made me emotional.  Often, the best thing that a film can do is to make you cry.  Sometimes, I think people forget just how important it is to cry when you’re feeling sad.

As I think I’ve said in the past, I’ve always has a weakness for films about angry or rebellious girls who find peace and grace through taking care of an animal.  Whether it’s a cat or a dog or a horse or anything else, there’s something undeniably wonderful about winning the trust of another creature.  “You can’t be a jerk and love animals,” someone once said and I imagine that’s true.  This film, well-acted and featuring beautiful mountain scenery, made me smile even when I was crying,

Brad reviews URBAN LEGEND (1998), starring Alicia Witt!


I’m not always successful, but I spend a fairly large part of my life trying to make my wife happy. One of the ways I do that is I try to find movies for us to watch that she will enjoy, and that I will have at least some interest in. So anytime I can find a movie starring Alicia Witt, most notable in our household for her voluminous work with the Hallmark Channel, I’m definitely heading in the right direction. I was looking through her filmography on IMDB the other day and noticed she was in URBAN LEGEND. I remember the movie coming out in the late 90’s, but I had never seen it, and I had no idea she was the primary lead! It being the spooky season, I thought now was the perfect time for the two of us to cuddle up on the couch with some popcorn and enjoy the show! 

Alicia Witt is Natalie Simon, a student with a dark, secretive past, who begins to suspect that a series of gruesome murders on the campus of Pendleton College are being committed by a killer obsessed with “urban legends.” Each murder seems to take a cue from those scary stories that pretty much all of us grew up hearing, and maybe even believing. As her friends are being picked off one by one, Natalie must do everything to find the killer before she becomes the next victim!

I must admit I had fun with this one. We watched it on a night where we just wanted to relax and see a bunch of obnoxious college students getting whacked in a variety of ways while we try to figure out who the killer is. I remember when SCREAM came out back in 1996 when I was 22 years old. Like so many others, I saw it in the theater and loved it. URBAN LEGEND is in that same tradition. It gives us some suspicious characters and some interesting murders inspired by stories I heard as a kid, and that late-90’s nostalgia kicked right in for me.

It was also fun looking back at the popular young cast whose careers have gone a variety of ways since the movie was made. Along with Witt, our cast of potential killers and victims include Jared Leto, Rebecca Gayheart, Joshua Jackson, and Tara Reid. I really enjoyed seeing veteran genre actors pop up as the movie goes along. The opening scene with Brad Dourif is very effective and lets us know immediately that we can’t trust our normal expectations. Robert Englund is also on hand to provide a creepy and suspicious professor. Heck, Danielle Harris is also in the cast, which was right at the beginning of her extensive career in horror movies.

Until I watched this movie, I didn’t realize just how universal some urban legends really are! A couple of freaky ones I remember as a kid include the story of the gang initiation where potential members drive around with their lights off just waiting for someone to flash their lights at them. Even more disturbing is the one where someone hides under your car ready to slice your Achilles tendon. Each of those stories are represented here. Building a scary movie around those legends, and many more, is a darn clever idea, and I enjoyed seeing what the filmmakers might come up with next.

URBAN LEGEND isn’t a horror masterpiece. It’s not very original, and it’s full of dumb characters making dumb decisions. But I still had a good time with it. For me, it’s a fun little slasher that takes an interesting premise and provides a few cheap scares.  And most importantly, it made my wife happy, and that means a lot!