Live Tweet Alert: Watch Maniac Cop with #ScarySocial


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in a few weekly live tweets on twitter.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We tweet our way through it.

Tonight, for #ScarySocial, I will be hosting 1988’s Maniac Cop!  Directed by William Lustig and starring Bruce Campbell, Tom Atkins, William Smith, Richard Roundtree, and Robert Z’Dar, Maniac Cop is a pulp classic!

If you want to join us on Saturday night, just hop onto twitter, start the film at 9 pm et, and use the #ScarySocial hashtag!  The film is available on Prime.  I’ll be there co-hosting and I imagine some other members of the TSL Crew will be there as well.  It’s a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.

 

6 Shots From 6 Films: Special Lucio Fulci Edition


4 (or more) Shots From 4 (or more) Films is just what it says it is, 4 (or more) shots from 4 (or more) of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 (or more) Shots From 4 (or more) Films lets the visuals do the talking.

96 years ago today, Lucio Fulci — the maestro of Italian genre filmmaking — was born in Rome.  Fulci would go on to direct some of the most visually stunning (and, occasionally, most narratively incoherent) films ever made.  Fulci worked in all genres but he’ll probably always be best remembered for launching the Italian zombie boom with Zombi 2.  His subsequent Beyond trilogy continues to fascinate and delight lovers of both horror and grindhouse filmmaking.

Lucio Fulci, needless to say, is a pretty popular figure here at the TSL.  In honor of the date of his birth, it’s time for….

6 Shots From 6 Lucio Fulci Films

Lizard in a Woman’s Skin (1971, dir by Lucio Fulci, DP: Luigi Kuveiller )

Don’t Torture A Duckling (1972, dir by Lucio Fulci, DP: Sergio D’Offizi)

Zombi 2 (1979, dir. Lucio Fulci, DP: Sergio Salvati)

The Beyond (1981, dir by Lucio Fulci, DP: Sergio Salvati)

The House by The Cemetery (1981, dir by Lucio Fulci, DP: Sergio Salvati)

Murder Rock (1984, dir by Lucio Fulci, DP: Guiseppe Pinori)

Live Tweet Alert: Join #FridayNightFlix for Commando!


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in a few weekly live tweets on twitter.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We tweet our way through it.

Tonight, at 10 pm et, #FridayNightFlix has got 1985’s Commando!

How much do you like Sully?

If you want to join us this Friday, just hop onto twitter, start the movie at 10 pm et, and use the #FridayNightFlix hashtag!  It’s a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.

Commando is available on Prime and Tubi!  See you there!

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special Cormac McCarthy Edition


4 Or More Shots From 4 Or More Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!

Today, we say goodbye to the man who was the great American novelist of his time.  The shots below are all taken from films based on the work of Cormac McCarthy.

4 Shots From 4 Films

All The Pretty Horses (2000, dir by Billy Bob Thornton, DP: Barry Markowitz)

No Country For Old Men (2007, dir by Joel and Ethan Coen, DP: Roger Deakins)

The Road (2009, dir by John Hillcoat, DP: Javier Aguirresarobe)

Child of God (2013, dir by James Franco, DP: Christina Varos)

Monday Live Tweet Alert: Join Us For Ninja Apocalypse and Liar Liar!


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in hosting a few weekly live tweets on twitter and occasionally Mastodon.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of Mastodon’s #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We snark our way through it.

Tonight, for #MondayActionMovie, the film will be 2014’s Ninja Apocalypse!  Selected and hosted by Sweet Emmy Cat, this movie should be called Ninja Funpocalypse!  

Following #MondayActionMovie, Brad and Sierra will be hosting the #MondayMuggers live tweet.  We will be watching 1997’s Liar Liar!  The film is on Prime!

It should make for a night of fun viewing and I invite all of you to join in.  If you want to join the live tweets, just hop onto Mastodon, pull up Ninja Apocalypse on YouTube, start the movie at 8 pm et, and use the #MondayActionMovie hashtag!  Then, at 10 pm et, switch over to Twitter and Prime, start Liar Liar, and use the #MondayMuggers hashtag!  The live tweet community is a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy. 

Retro Television Reviews: In Search of America (by Paul Bogart)


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sundays, I will be reviewing the made-for-television movies that used to be a primetime mainstay.  Today’s film is 1971’s In Search of America!  It  can be viewed on YouTube!

College student Mike Olson (young Jeff Bridges) returns home and informs his mother (Vera Miles) and his father (Carl Betz) and his annoyingly quirky grandmother (Ruth McDevitt) that he’s dropped out of college.  He apologizes for wasting all the money that they spent on tuition but hey, maybe he can make it up to them by taking them on a journey as he drives across America in an old bus.

Uhmmm….

Now, let me just repeat this so that there is no confusion.  This absolutely schmuck took his parents’ money, wasted it, dropped out of college, and now he expects everyone to travel with him across America because he’s decided that he’s a part of the counterculture.

And, instead of telling him to go to Hell and get a job, his family agrees.

Oh sure, Mom is a little bit hesitant about Mike’s idea.  But Dad is really enthusiastic.  He understands the kids and he wants a chance to relive his own youth, before he got tied down with things like paying bills and being a responsible human being.  And, of course, if the Hippies were famous for anything, it was their love of upper class, middle-aged people.  Just ask the LaBiancas.

And, of course, grandma is totally excited about it because she’s an old person in a made-for-TV movie.

So, they all board the bus and Mike takes them to a music festival so that they can meet some of his friends.  For instance, there’s Nick (Sal Mineo), a drop-out who says that he’s more burned out than turned on.  There’s Annie (Tyne Daly), who is going to need someone to help deliver her baby.  There’s Bodhi (Glynn Turman), who is some sort of doctor.  He and grandma bond of their shared quirkiness.  And then there’s Kathy (Renne Jarrett), who is at the music festival despite the fact that she’s really sick and on the verge of dying. When Kathy’s parents (Howard Duff and Kim Hunter) show up looking for her, Mike has to decide whether to save her life or respect her wish to do her own thing.

This was obviously meant to be a pilot for a show where the family would travel around the country and I guess get involved in different adventures each week.  The main problem is that, while Jeff Bridges seems to be a bit of a hippie in real life, he’s not particularly convincing in this film.  He’s way too clean-cut and his family’s decision to follow him across the country never makes the least bit of sense.  As for the hippies themselves, they come across as being so shallow that I found myself wanting to donate money to the Nixon campaign.

June Positivity: Worth: The Testimony of Johnny St. James (dir by Jenn Page)


First released in 2012, Worth is a film about a hostage situation.

Ugh.

Listen, I’m just going to be honest with you here.  With a few obvious exceptions (i.e., Dog Day Afternoon), I am not a huge fan of films about hostage situations.  It doesn’t matter how talented the cast may be or how much the director tries to keep things interesting.  Usually, as soon as the hostage taker pulls that gun and yells, “Nobody move!,” whatever narrative momentum that the film may have had going comes to a screeching halt and thing proceed to get very stagey.  The audience is expected to sit through at least 90 minutes of wailing hostages, feverish monologues, and Stockholm syndrome.  And, of course, we can’t forget the SWAT team threatening to kill both the hostage taker and the hostages while a harried negotiator tries to bring everything to a peaceful solution.  It’s all very predictable and usually a bit tedious to sit through.

Worth is also a film about alcoholics so double ugh.  I’m not a huge fan of alcoholics or films where people spend all of their time giving speeches about why they started drinking and what happened to make them hit rock bottom.  Don’t get me wrong.  There’s been a lot of great films made about alcoholism but there’s also been a lot of films that seem to exist to remind us of just how whiny alcoholics can be.  Mixing alcoholics and hostages is rarely a good thing.

On the plus side, Worth has got Eric Roberts in it.  No, Roberts does not play the hostage taker.  Nor does he play one of the hostages.  Roberts ends up with the unenviable task of having to negotiate with the hostage taker.  Eric Roberts’s role is not a big one.  One gets the feeling that it probably took two days (maybe three) for him to shoot all of his scenes.  Still, his role here is bigger (and more important) than his role in Amityville Death House.

Worth’s main character is Johnny St. James (Jeffrey Johnson), a former seminarian who ended up becoming a cop.  Ten years ago, Johnny’s pregnant wife was killed by a drunk driver and Johnny himself has been an alcoholic ever since.  Johnny is finally ready to attend his first AA meeting and his friend and partner, Hickey (Eric Roberts), tags along for moral support.  While Johnny is inside the church for the meeting, Hickey is the one who waits in the car and calls into headquarters and tells the chief that Johnny’s at an emergency dental appointment.

Unfortunately, Johnny discovers that the AA meeting is being led by Earl (Vincent Irizarry), the man who was driving the car that struck and killed Johnny’s wife.  Earl did several years in prison and became a minister during his time behind bars.  Earl may not recognize Johnny but Johnny automatically knows who Earl is.  Johnny sits in the back of the church, listening as the other members of the group give their testimony.  After listening to Chad (Corey Feldman) talk about how difficult it is to be sober, Johnny snaps, pull out his gun, and — ugh — the hostage situation begins.

The movie starts out well, with both Eric Roberts and Vincent Irizarry offering up strong supporting performances.  I mean, even Corey Feldman isn’t that bad.  But as soon as Johnny pulls that gun and starts shouting and bullying everyone and barking out orders, the film turns into a bit of an endurance test.  There’s only so much time that someone can spend listening to one guy yell at people about not moving before mentally checking out.  Johnny traps himself in that church as soon as he pulls that gun but the film also traps itself by not leaving itself anywhere else to go.  Johnny has a tragic backstory and the film does share an important message about the power of forgiveness but Johnny himself was such an annoying character than even I wanted the SWAT team to storm the church and take that douchebag out.

Worth was no Dog Day Afternoon.

Previous Eric Roberts Films That We Have Reviewed:

  1. Star 80 (1983)
  2. Blood Red (1989)
  3. The Ambulance (1990)
  4. The Lost Capone (1990)
  5. Love, Cheat, & Steal (1993)
  6. Love Is A Gun (1994)
  7. Sensation (1994)
  8. Dark Angel (1996)
  9. Doctor Who (1996)
  10. Most Wanted (1997)
  11. Mr. Brightside (2004)
  12. Six: The Mark Unleased (2004)
  13. Hey You (2006)
  14. In The Blink of an Eye (2009)
  15. The Expendables (2010) 
  16. Sharktopus (2010)
  17. Deadline (2012)
  18. Miss Atomic Bomb (2012)
  19. Lovelace (2013)
  20. Self-Storage (2013)
  21. This Is Our Time (2013)
  22. Inherent Vice (2014)
  23. Road to the Open (2014)
  24. Rumors of War (2014)
  25. Amityville Death House (2015)
  26. A Fatal Obsession (2015)
  27. Stalked By My Doctor (2015)
  28. Joker’s Poltergeist (2016)
  29. Stalked By My Doctor: The Return (2016)
  30. The Wrong Roommate (2016)
  31. Stalked By My Doctor: Patient’s Revenge (2018)
  32. Monster Island (2019)
  33. Seven Deadly Sins (2019)
  34. Stalked By My Doctor: A Sleepwalker’s Nightmare (2019)
  35. The Wrong Mommy (2019)
  36. Free Lunch Express (2020)
  37. Her Deadly Groom (2020)
  38. Top Gunner (2020)
  39. Just What The Doctor Ordered (2021)
  40. Killer Advice (2021)
  41. The Poltergeist Diaries (2021)
  42. My Dinner With Eric (2022)

Live Tweet Alert: Watch Rabid with #ScarySocial


 

As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in a few weekly live tweets on twitter.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We tweet our way through it.

Tonight, for #ScarySocial, Deanna Dawn will be hosting David Cronenberg’s Rabid!

If you want to join us on Saturday night, just hop onto twitter, start the film at 9 pm et, and use the #ScarySocial hashtag!  The film is available on Prime.  I’ll probably be there and I imagine some other members of the TSL Crew will be there as well.  It’s a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.

Live Tweet Alert: Join #FridayNightFlix for Captain America!


 

Captain America (1990, dir by Albert Pyun, DP: Philp Alan Waters)

As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in a few weekly live tweets on twitter.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We tweet our way through it.

Tonight, at 10 pm et, #FridayNightFlix has got 1990’s Captain America!

No, it’s not the MCU Captain America.  Instead, this is the Captain America that was directed by Albert Pyun and which stars J.D. Salinger’s son!  Captain America battles not only the Red Skull but also climate change!

If you want to join us this Friday, just hop onto twitter, start the movie at 10 pm et, and use the #FridayNightFlix hashtag!  It’s a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.

Captain America is available on Prime!  See you there!

The Eric Roberts Collection: Amityville Death House (dir by Mark Polonia)


Eric Roberts is The Warlock!

If you’re specifically watching the 2015 film, Amityville Death House, because of the presence of Eric Roberts (and seriously, who could blame you?), Roberts appears about four minutes into the film.  His first scene lasts about 50 seconds.  He pops up a few more times throughout the film and, each time, he’s onscreen for, at most, 20 seconds.  Every time that he appears, he is sitting in a room that has been decorated to look like a dungeon.  He never interacts with anyone in the cast and, indeed, it’s easy to tell that this is another one of these films where he did all of his scenes in one day and probably didn’t even have to leave his house.  He wears a mask throughout the entire film but there’s no mistaking his voice.

Amityville Death House takes place in the town of Amityville, New York and it features a house that looks like a smaller version of the infamous haunted house that appears in most of the other Amityville films.  That said, there’s not any reference to the supposed hauntings or the DeFeo murders or any of the other usual Amityville plot points.  Instead, this film deals with the spirit of a 17th century witch named Abigail, who was lynched by the inhabitants of Amityville.  Eric Roberts plays the Warlock who, for reasons that are never quite clear, hopes to bring Abigail’s spirit back into the realm of the living.

When Tiffany (Kyrsten St. Pierre) comes up to Amityville to check in on her grandmother (Yolie Canales), she finds Abigail’s old diary and realizes that her grandmother lives in Abigail’s former home.  Tiffany even reads aloud from the diary, which is not good news for her friends, Aric (Michael Merchant), Bree (Cassandra Hayes), and Dig (Houston Baker).  Her friends were just traveling with Abigail to help her out at her grandmother’s place.  They certainly weren’t expecting to end up under a witch’s curse thanks to Tiffany’s stupidity.

Even with a running time of just 75 minutes, Amityville Death House is a painfully slow film.  Scenes play out with no sense of pace or suspense and the characters are all paper thin.  The final ten minutes of the film are enjoyably weird, with the characters suffering from hallucinations, one person turning into a spider, and dialogue like, “She has the witch’s teats!”  But it takes such a long time for the movie to reach that point and there’s so much unnecessary padding on the way that many viewers will probably check out before getting to experience any of that.

On the plus side, though, Eric Roberts at least sounded like he was having fun.

Previous Eric Roberts Films That We Have Reviewed:

  1. Star 80 (1983)
  2. Blood Red (1989)
  3. The Ambulance (1990)
  4. The Lost Capone (1990)
  5. Love, Cheat, & Steal (1993)
  6. Love Is A Gun (1994)
  7. Sensation (1994)
  8. Dark Angel (1996)
  9. Doctor Who (1996)
  10. Most Wanted (1997)
  11. Mr. Brightside (2004)
  12. Six: The Mark Unleased (2004)
  13. Hey You (2006)
  14. In The Blink of an Eye (2009)
  15. The Expendables (2010) 
  16. Sharktopus (2010)
  17. Deadline (2012)
  18. Miss Atomic Bomb (2012)
  19. Lovelace (2013)
  20. Self-Storage (2013)
  21. This Is Our Time (2013)
  22. Inherent Vice (2014)
  23. Road to the Open (2014)
  24. Rumors of War (2014)
  25. A Fatal Obsession (2015)
  26. Stalked By My Doctor (2015)
  27. Joker’s Poltergeist (2016)
  28. Stalked By My Doctor: The Return (2016)
  29. The Wrong Roommate (2016)
  30. Stalked By My Doctor: Patient’s Revenge (2018)
  31. Monster Island (2019)
  32. Seven Deadly Sins (2019)
  33. Stalked By My Doctor: A Sleepwalker’s Nightmare (2019)
  34. The Wrong Mommy (2019)
  35. Free Lunch Express (2020)
  36. Her Deadly Groom (2020)
  37. Top Gunner (2020)
  38. Just What The Doctor Ordered (2021)
  39. Killer Advice (2021)
  40. The Poltergeist Diaries (2021)
  41. My Dinner With Eric (2022)

Previous TSL Amityville Reviews:

  1. The Amityville Horror (1979)
  2. Amityville II: The Possession (1981)
  3. The Amityville Cure (1990)
  4. The Amityville Haunting (2011)
  5. Amityville: The Awakening (2017)
  6. The Amityville Murders (2018)
  7. Amityville Cop (2021)
  8. Amityville Emanuelle (2023)