Retro Television Review: Crime Story 1.18 “The Survivor”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Mondays, I will be reviewing Crime Story, which ran on NBC from 1986 to 1988.  The entire show can be found on Tubi!

This week, a future Oscar winner briefly joins the cast.

Episode 1.18 “The Survivor”

(Dir by Alan Myerson, originally aired on February 13th, 1987)

Torello has managed to get an undercover FBI agent into Luca’s casino. Jack Claymore (James Gammon) is a tough, rough-hewn character who immediately befriends Pauli. The only thing that both Torello and Jack worry about is that someone Jack previously busted might get hired at the casino and blow Jack’s cover. Abrams’s assistant, Steve Altman (William Converse-Roberts), has been assigned to keep an eye on who Luca is hiring.

Steve, however, is a bit distracted by the fact that Torello is dating his ex-wife, Lisa (Hannah Cox). When Steve married Lisa, he adopted her teenage daughter, Tracy (played by a very young Julia Roberts). Tracy, however, hates Steve. When Lisa reads Tracy’s diary, she discovers why: Steve spent their entire marriage sexually abusing Tracy.

When Torello confronts Abrams with this information, Abrams offers to kick Steve off the task force, but Torello is worried about the publicity. (Is he worried about Tracy having to testify, or is he worried about the task force being exposed? The episode doesn’t make it clear, but knowing Torello, it’s possible that both things are true.)

For his part, Steve gets so angry and distracted that Jack’s cover is nearly blown when someone he previously arrested shows up at the casino without warning. Luckily, a member of Torello’s old MCU, Nate Grossman (Steve Ryan), just happens to be at the casino, so Jack punches him out and gets himself arrested. Luca is impressed that Jack hit a cop and, as a result, Jack moves up in the casino’s hierarchy.

As for Steve, he has a psychotic break. He breaks into Torello’s apartment and, while holding a tape recorder, demands that Tracy say she was lying about him. Terrified, Tracy does so. However, everything about the way Steve talks to her and the way Tracy reacts proves that she didn’t lie at all. After a high-speed chase with Torello, Steve kills himself in his motel room.

There’s an interesting moment toward the end of the episode where a Las Vegas detective insinuates that Torello murdered Steve and made it look like a suicide. When Abrams and the rest of the former MCU members object, Torello tells them to stop. “He’s just doing what I would do,” Torello says. It’s a moment that reminds us that being a cop means trusting no one.

This is a powerful episode. It was also Julia Roberts’s very first role. There’s not much about her performance that would make you think she was destined to become a big star. She was obviously inexperienced when it came to acting on camera. That said, her awkwardness is perfect for the character.

This episode ends with Lisa and Tracy leaving Vegas. Torello, once again, is alone. His only constant companion is his obsession with Ray Luca.

Battle For The Lost Planet (1986, directed by Brett Piper)


Industrial spy Harry Trent (Matt Mitler) escapes from two security guards by hiding in a space shuttle.  He accidentally launches himself into orbit.  As soon as he’s in space, Harry witnesses a bunch of pigmen attacking Earth.  Harry spends five years exercising, eating frozen dinners, and drawing pictures of naked women on the walls o0f the space shuttle before finally returning to Earth, eager to defeat the pig men.  After hooking up with Dana (Denise Crawford), Harry heads to Richmond to investigate rumors of an underground weapon that can defeat the pig people.  Harry and Dana meet and team up with a biker named named Mad Dog Kelly (Joe Gentissi), who looks a lot like Sylvester Stallone in Nighthawks.

A micro-budget science fiction film that doesn’t make a shred of sense, Battle For The Lost Planet is just barely redeemed by its lack of pretension.  It doesn’t take itself seriously and neither should anyone else.  Nobody in the movie view Harry as being any sort of hero and even Harry admits that he’s more interested in getting laid than actually battling for the lost planet.  The movie is narrated by Old Man Harry, who is writing his memoir and who has decided to title the manuscript, How I Saved The World.  It looks like he’s writing his story in a ten-page notebook so saving the world was apparently very simple.  Just find a super weapon and turn it on.  It’s too bad no one thought of that when the Earth was being invaded!

Battle For The Lost Planet is a stupid movie but I like it.