Every year, around this time, these ribbons show up around my hometown.
Music Video of the Day: I Don’t Need No Doctor by W.A.S.P. (1987, directed by ????)
In this video, W.A.S.P. keeps things about as simple as they ever could. They put on their armor and they hit the stage.
44 years after the band first formed, Blackie Lawless is still going. They’re a true American success story.
Enjoy!
Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi: The Next Generation 2.21 “Tears Are Not Enough: Part One”
Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Sunday, I will be reviewing the Canadian series, Degrassi: The Next Generation, which aired from 2001 to 2015! The series can be streamed on YouTube and Tubi.
This week, we’ve got the first part of the second season finale!
Episode 2.21 “Tears Are Not Enough, Part One”
(Dir by Philip Earnshaw, originally aired on February 16th, 2003)
Another school year is coming to an end. It’s time for the final school dance! But first, JT needs to pass his final exams. Liberty agrees to tutor JT on the condition that he take her to the dance. JT accepts and, in the end, he resists the temptation to ask Paige to the dance because “Liberty’s my date.”
Well, that’s good. This episode allows us to see how the JT/Liberty romance started. Of course, we all know that JT will eventually get Liberty pregnant and then get hooked on pills. Fortunately, JT will survive the inevitable overdose. Unfortunately, two seasons after that overdose, JT will be murdered outside of Liberty’s birthday party.
Hmmm …. maybe JT should have asked Paige to the dance.
However, all of this is just the B-plot. The main plot of this episode features Craig’s father (Hugh Dillon) trying to reeneter his life. Craig’s father swears that he’s learned the error of his ways. He’s taken classes to learn how to control his temper. He wants Craig to come and live with him and, with Joey struggling with money, Craig is tempted. Or, at least, Craig is tempted until he shows up late for dinner with his father and his father responds by hitting Craig in the face and then speeding off in his car.
Craig returns home and tells Joey that he wants Joey to adopt him. Then the police show up. Craig thinks that his father called them but it turns out that they are there to let Joey know that Craig’s father died in an auto accident. Given how abusive Craig’s father was, you might think this is good news. However, those of us who have binged this show more than once know that this is going to lead to Craig having a breakdown in two seasons and a cocaine addiction in three.
Seriously, things got dark!
Despite the Liberty/JT subplot, I like this episode. To be honest, I like almost all of the Craig episodes. He was an interesting character and Jake Epstein was one of the better actors on the show. Even though I already know what waits in the future, I’m still looking forward to watching the second part of Tears Are Not Enough.
Lisa Marie’s Week In Review: 6/15/26 — 6/21/26
I hope everyone had a good Father’s Day! Now, let’s get ready for the 4th of July!
Here’s what I watched this week:
Films I Watched:
- Amish Stud: The Eli Weaver Story (2023)
- Can’t Stop The Music (1980)
- Crossing the Line (1990)
- Dying to be Perfect: The Ellen Hart Pena Story (1996)
- For The Love of Nancy (1994)
- Frightmare (1983)
- Hackers (1995)
- I Killed Him In My Sleep (2026)
- The Right of the People (1986)
- Runaway (1984)
- Seduced By A Killer (2017)
- Stepfather (2026)
- The Student Nurses (1970)
- Troll 2 (1990)
- 1st & Ten,
- Baywatch,
- Buskers
- CHiPs,
- Crime Story,
- Decoy,
- Degrassi: The Next Generation
- Frasier
- Freddy’s Nightmares,
- Homicide: Life on the Street
- Hunter,
- Kyōryū Sentai Zyuranger
- The Larry Sanders Show
- The Love Boat,
- Pacific Blue
- Saved By The Bell
- Saved By The Bell: The New Class,
- St. Elsewhere
Live Tweets:
4 Shots From 4 Films:
- Underwater Menace
- Summer Vacation
- Daria Nicolodi
- Steve Miner
- Lucio Fulci
- Vilmos Zsigmond
- Herschell Gordon Lewis
Scenes I Love:
- Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus
- All That Jazz
- Deep Red
- Blue Velvet
- Zombi 2
- The Principal
- Scum of the Earth
Songs of the Day:
Music Videos of the Day:
Artworks of the Day:
- The Courtship of Eddie’s Father
- My Father’s Wife
- Drawn to Evil
- Spicy Stories
- Shameless Virgin
- Ranch Romances
- Snappy
Links From Last Week:
- Right Where Time Belongs – a “NINception” Mashup by Dreams of Collapse
- “JAWS” Turns 51 Today! All Your Favorite “Bruce The Shark” Trivia Here…
- A Rose Grows Amongst the Nile
News From Last Week:
Links From The Site:
- Arleigh reviewed Wandering Earth, Vinland Saga, Munich, Swordfish, and Minority Report! He profiled Gul Dukat!
- Brad wrote about visiting Vermont and reviewed Bootleggers!
- Jeff reviewed Runaway!
- Erin wished everyone a happy father’s day and she reviewed GI Jane and Blood, Sweat, and Cheer!‘
- I reviewed The Quatermass Conclusion! And Degrassi!
Retro Television Review: Homicide: Life On The Street 5.14 “Diener”
Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Sundays, I will be reviewing Homicide: Life On The Street, which aired from 1993 to 1999, on NBC! It can be viewed on Peacock.
What happened to the diamond ring?
Episode 5.14 “Diener”
(Dir by Kyle Secor, originally aired on January 31st, 1997)
Still on the outs with Bayliss, Pembleton is forced, by order of Giardello, to work with Lewis. The last time that Pembleton and Lewis worked together, the result was chaos. Lewis didn’t have any patience for Pembleton’s arrogance and Pembleton obviously didn’t respect Lewis as a detective. This time, it goes a bit smoother. Pembleton, thanks to Bayliss, has learned how to work with others and Lewis, having lost Crosetti and seen Kellerman pushed to the edge of suicide, is a bit more sensitive than we’ve seen in the past.
The victim is a rich woman who liked to support struggling art students. Lewis suspects that the killer was one of the students. Pembleton suspects that it was the woman’s brother and his suspicions turn out to be correct. When the woman’s belongings are released by the ME’s office, the brother immediately notices that a diamond ring is missing. But how did the brother know that his sister was wearing the ring when she died?
As for the diamond ring, it was stolen by Jeff (Glenn Fitzgerald), who works in the morgue. It turns out that Jeff has been stealing from the dead for a while. Dr. Cox gets a big scene in which she fires him. He definitely deserved to be fired and I assume that he will also be going to jail. That said, the name of this show is Homicide. It’s not named “Medical Examiner.” I like Michelle Forbes’s performance as Dr. Cox but it’s still hard not to feel that, at least as far as the fifth season is concerned, the show is sometimes a bit too quick to try to force her into every story.
While Pembleton solved there case, his wife considered leaving him. Bayliss tried to warn Pembleton but Pembleton shrugged off Bayliss’s comment. In fact, Pembleton told Bayliss that he’s fine no longer working with him. I nearly screamed with frustration. Seriously, you two — work it out!
Happy Father’s Day, From The Pulps!
Song of the Day: Falling In Love (by Aerosmith)

Alright, let’s talk about a seriously underrated gem from Aerosmith’s later years: Falling In Love (Is So Hard On The Knees). If you only know the band from their big power ballads, you’re missing out on this side of them. This track is pure, unapologetic fun, and it’s the perfect example of why they’re rock legends. It’s got that classic, bluesy swagger that just makes you want to crank up the volume and strut around the room. Forget the sappy love songs; this is Aerosmith reminding everyone that they are, first and foremost, a rock and roll band that knows how to have a good laugh. The groove alone is so dirty and infectious that you’ll be nodding your head before Steven Tyler even opens his mouth.
And speaking of Tyler, the genius of this song is how it takes the emotional rollercoaster of love and just turns it on its head with a massive dose of humor. He isn’t crooning about a broken heart here; he’s basically throwing his hands up and saying, “This whole love thing is ridiculous!” The title itself is a killer metaphor—love literally brings you to your knees, both physically and emotionally—but the real gold is in the wordplay. Check out the double entendre in lines like “I major in love, but in all minor keys,” which is a clever nod to both musical theory and the melancholy that often comes with romance. And then there’s the absolute classic, “Don’t give me no lip, I’ve got enough of my own,” which works as both a sassy put-down and a sly wink at, well, using your lips for other things in a relationship. It’s self-deprecating, surprisingly clever, and makes light of the universal struggle of romance without ever sounding whiny.
You also have to see the music video, which was directed by none other than Michael Bay, and it is absolutely bonkers in the best way possible. It’s a surreal, chaotic masterpiece of 90s MTV, filled with wild imagery like a man literally chained up, leashed by his tongue, and being tormented by gorgeous women. It’s weird, it’s funny, and it’s a perfect visual match for the song’s chaotic energy. The video won a Moonman for Best Rock Video, and honestly, you watch it once and you’ll never forget it. It takes the playful, masochistic vibe of the lyrics and turns it into a visual feast that amplifies every wink and nudge Tyler throws out in the verses.
Now, set your watch for around the 2:05 mark, because that’s when Joe Perry steps out and absolutely takes over. The solo runs from about 2:05 to 2:25 and honestly, those 25 seconds are worth the price of admission alone. He comes in hot — not showy for the sake of it, but mean and deliberate, like every note has a purpose. There’s this gritty, almost bluesy bite to it that reminds you Perry is not just a rock guitarist, he’s a feel guitarist. He bends notes in ways that sound almost vocal, like he and Tyler are having a conversation, and then he just rips into this run toward the end that’ll make you hit rewind before you even realize you’ve done it. It’s compact, it’s nasty in the best way, and it’s over before you want it to be — which honestly is the mark of a truly great solo.
Look, I’ll be honest—I was late to the Aerosmith party. For the longest time, I only knew them from their Walk This Way collab with Run-DMC, which I loved, but I stupidly figured that was their only trick. It wasn’t until I randomly heard Cryin’ and Amazing on the radio one summer that something clicked, and I dove headfirst into their 90s output. That era—Get a Grip, Nine Lives, Permanent Vacation—absolutely hooked me with its mix of grit, melody, and pure swagger. And once I was in, I never looked back… well, except to go binge Toys in the Attic and Rocks and realize what I’d been missing all those years. So if you’re like me and you’ve slept on this band, do yourself a favor: put Falling In Love (Is So Hard On The Knees) on, pay close attention to the lyrical gymnastics, and just let it put a smile on your face. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Falling In Love (Is Hard On The Knees)
You’re so bad you’re so bad you’re so
You’re so bad you’re so bad
You think you’re in love
Like it’s a real sure thing
But every time you fall
You get your ass in a sling
You used to be strong
But now it’s ooh baby please
‘Cause falling in love is so hard on the knees
You’re so bad you’re so bad you’re so
You’re so bad you’re so bad
We was making love when you told me that you loved me
I thought ol’ cupid he was taking aim
I was believer when you told me that you loved me
And then you called me someone else’s name
There ain’t gonna be no more beggin’ you please
You know what I want
And it ain’t one of these
You’re bad to the bone
And your girlfriend agrees
That falling in love is so hard on the knees
You’re so bad you’re so bad you’re so
You’re so bad you’re so bad
Chip off the old block
Man you’re so much like your sister
My fantasize it must be out of luck
My old libido has been blowing a transistor
I feel like I have been hit by a fuck
Yeah
I’m Jonesin’ on love
Yeah I got the DT’s
You say that we will
But there ain’t no guarantees
I’m major in love
But in all minor keys
Cause falling in love is so hard on the knees
What are you looking for
It’s got to be hard core
Must be some kind of nouveau riche
Is this your only chance
Or some hypnotic trance
Let’s get you on a tighter leash
Own it own it own it
[guitar solo @2:05]
You’re so bad you’re so bad you’re so
You’re so bad you’re so bad
You ain’t that good
Is what you said down to the letter
But you like the way I hold the microphone
Sometimes I?m good but when I’m bad
I’m even better
Don’t give me no lip
I’ve got enough of my own
There ain’t gonna be no more beggin’ you please
You know what I want
And it ain’t one of these
You’re bad to the bone
And your girlfriend agrees
That falling in love is so hard on the knees
I’m Jonesin’ on love
Yeah I got the DT’s
You say that we will yeah
But there ain’t no guarantees
I’m major in love
But in all minor keys
‘Cause falling in love is so hard on the knees
Great Guitar Solos Series
- Master of Puppets (by Metallica)
- Free Bird (by Lynyrd Skynyrd)
- Hotel California (by The Eagles)
- Stairway to Heaven (by Led Zeppelin)
- Texas Flood (by Stevie Ray Vaughan)
- Comfortably Numb (by Pink Floyd)
- Powerslave (by Iron Maiden)
- Fade to Black (by Metallica)
- Bohemian Rhapsody (by Queen)
- Sweet Child o’ Mine (Guns N’ Roses)
- Mr. Crowley (by Ozzy Osbourne)
- Rainbow in the Dark (by Dio)
- Róisín Dubh (by Thin Lizzy)
- Rock You Like A Hurricane (by Scorpions)
- Whipping Post (by Allman Brothers Band)
- Carry On Wayward Son (by Kansas)
- War Pigs (by Black Sabbath)
- Since I’ve Been Loving You (by Led Zeppelin)
- Satch Boogie (by Joe Satriani)
- Rambin’ Man (by The Allman Brothers Band)
- Sympathy for the Devil (by The Rolling Stones)
- Little Wing (by Jimi Hendrix)
- While My Guitar Gently Weeps (by the Beatles)
- The Rocker (by Thin Lizzy)
- Bulls on Parade (by Rage Against the Machine)
- Eruption (by Van Halen)
- Killer Queen (by Queen)
- Something (by The Beatles)
- Maggot Brain (by Funkadelic)
- Cliffs of Dover (by Eric Johnson)
- Black Magic Woman (by Carlos Santana)
- Layla (by Derek & The Dominoes)
- Dazed and Confused (by Led Zeppelin)
- Blue Sky (by The Allman Brothers Band)
- Southern Man (by Neil Young)
- Know Your Enemy (by Rage Against the Machine)
- Highway Star (by Deep Purple)
- Sharp Dressed Man (by ZZ Top)
- Black Hole Sun (by Soundgarden)
- Aqualung (by Jethro Tull)
- Scuttle Buttin’ (by Stevie Ray Vaughan)
- All Along the Watchtower (by Jimi Hendrix)
- Paranoid (by Black Sabbath)
- Any Way You Want It (by Journey)
- Light My Fire (by The Doors)
Scenes That I Love: Mega Shark versus Giant Octopus
4 Shots From 4 Films: Special Underwater Menace Edition
4 Shots From 4 Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films is all about letting the visuals do the talking.
Jaws is 51 years old!
It’s time for….
4 Shots From 4 Underwater Menace Films



















