Harry Shearer narrates the story of Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry) and Bathowlemew Hunt (Chris Farley), the leaders of an expedition that competed with the more famous Lewis & Clark expedition to see who could first to reach the Pacific Ocean.  Edwards is foppish and naive.  Hunt is illiterate and loud.  Included in their expediton is French pirate Fontenot (Eugene Levy) and Fontenot’s Indian wife, Shaquinna (Lisa Barbuscia).  The journey leads the expidition to multiple whorehouses, an angry Eagle, and a group of arrogant conquistadors led by Hidalgo (Kevin Dunn).  Edwards tries to teach Hunt how to read but Hunt gives up after learning “A.”  Hunt, however, gets a chance to not only prove his worth but also to get a haircut from a taxidermist.

Given the talent involved, it’s too bad that this is neither a good comedy nor a good movie.  Christopher Guest directs with none of the wit that had made his improvised films so memorable.  Apparently, the film was originally envisioned as being an ensemble piece but, once filming began, the studio insisted on just focusing on Farley and, to a lesser extent, Perry.  This was also Farley’s last leading role, with the film itself being released several months after his death.  Today, if the film is remembered for anything, it’s for featuring two comedic actors who struggled with similar demons and who both died too young.  Unfortunately, neither Farley nor Perry are really at their best in this film.  Farley yells but with little of the energy that made Tommy Boy a hit.  Matthew Perry resorts to playing Chandler Bing in the 1700s.  For that matter, this film also features what may be Eugene Levy’s worst performance.  It’s a disappointing effort all around.  (Would the film have worked better with Farley’s usual foil, David Spade, in the role of Edwards?  Probably not.  I don’t think any combination of actors could have saved the script.)

What is unfotunate is that the premise had promise.  The early years of the United States was full of eccentric characters, quite a few of which were involved in exploring the still-largely uknown continet.  Christopher Guest really does seem like he should have been the ideal director for a project liket this but instead, Almost Heroes is overly broad and features its two leading actors giving performanes that fill more appropriate for a sitcom than a motion picture.  Almost Heroes was a misfire all the way around.