Book Review: Laid Cregar: A Hollywood Tragedy by Gregory William Mank


Ah, poor Laird Cregar.

Cregar was born in Philadelphia in 1913 and spent a good deal of his youth in England.  That was where he first appeared, as a child actor, with the Stratford-Upon-Avon theatrical troupe and it was also where he developed the English accent that would serve him well later in life.  Cregar once said that, from the age of eight, all he wanted to do was be on stage.

For most of the years that followed, Cregar never stopped performing.  Cregar went from acting on stage to eventually making his way to Hollywood.  He first appeared on the big screen in 1940 and he went on to appear in 16 films. He appeared in nearly every genre of film, from comedy to film noir to even a western.  As frequent viewers of TCM can tell you, he played a surprisingly charming devil in 1943’s Heaven Can Wait.  But he was probably best-known for playing a mysterious man who might be Jack the Ripper in 1944’s The Lodger and for his role as the possibly mad pianist, George Henry Bone, in Hangover Square, obsessively playing the piano while his room burned down around him.  Sadly, that will be his final role.

Cregar was an actor who had the talent to be a leading man but, because he weighed over 300 pounds, he found himself used as a supporting player in Hollywood.  He was a character actor who yearned to be a romantic star and who feared he would be forever typecast as a villain.  Perhaps because Cregar disliked playing villains, his villains often seemed to be conflicted about their actions.  (Indeed, there was a vulnerability to Cregar that made it difficult not to feel some sympathy for his characters.)  Determined to change his image, Cregar embarked on a crash diet that was aided by amphetamines.  He lost over a 100 pounds but he also put his health in jeopardy.  On December 9th, 1944, Cregar died after suffering a heart attack.  He was 31 years old.  His friend Vincent Price delivered the eulogy at Cregar’s story.  Cregar’s final film, Hangover Square, was released four months after he died.

Gregory William Mank’s biography, Laird Cregar: A Hollywood Tragedy, not only tells the story of Cregar’s short life but it also examines how Cregar took his frustrations and his insecurities and used them in his performances.  In Mank’s biography, Cregar comes across as being a kind and generous man who wanted so desperately to be a star that it destroyed him.  The book serves as not only an examination Cregar and his talent but an indictment of a studio system that set very rigid rules for who could and who couldn’t be a star.  The book also features details about Cregar’s extensive and successful stage career.  If you’re a history nerd like me, you’ll appreciate all of the detail that Mank goes into while discussing who co-starred with Cregar and their subsequent careers.  Mank explores Cregar’s childhood and his career.  The resulting biography pays tribute to a star who deserved better.

6 Horrific Trailers For October 24th, 2022


7 more days of Horrorfest.

7 more days of Halloween.

And you know what that means, right?

It’s time for a new edition of Lisa Marie’s Favorite Grindhouse Trailers!

  1. I Drink Your Blood/I Eat Your Skin (1970)

It’s a double feature like none other!  The majority of the trailer (understandably, in my opinion) is devoted to clips from I Drink Your Blood.  What is I Drink Your Blood about?  It’s about a little kid who gets rid of a bunch of annoying hippies by giving them food that has been infected with rabies!

2. Grizzly (1976)

Wow, I wonder where they got the idea for this movie from!

3. The Crater Lake Monster (1977)

Awwww!  What a cute monster!

4. Cathy’s Curse (1977)

Beware of Cathy …. and her doll too!

5. Jennifer (1978)

A bullied teenage girl has psychic powers …. hmmmm, this sounds familiar….

6. The Children (1980)

“Something terrifying has happened to the Children!”  This actually a pretty scary film but somehow, the trailer is even scarier.

International Horror Film Review: Baron Blood (dir by Mario Bava)


Directed by the great Mario Bava, the 1972 Italian film, Baron Blood, tells a story of gothic horror.

During the 19th century, there was no one as feared in Austria as Baron Otto Von Kleist.  Much like the infamous Gilles de Rais, the Baron was a sadist who used his noble background as a cover for his macabre activities.  In his castle, he murdered hundreds of villagers and, for that, he was nicknamed Baron Blood.  He also had an accused witch burned at the stake.  As she died, she cursed the Baron, saying that he would continually rise from the dead just so he could be killed again and again.  When you think about it, that’s actually a pretty badass curse.

One hundred years later, the Baron’s American descendant, Peter Kleist (Antonio Cantafora), arrives in Austria to check out the family castle.  The castle is being converted into a tacky hotel where tourists can stay in the same rooms where the Baron used to kill his victims.  However, Peter is not particularly concerned with what’s about to happen to the castle.  Instead, he’s in Austria because he’s discovered a parchment that contains an incantation that will bring the Baron back to life.  He wants to give it a try, more for his own amusement than anything else.  Neither her nor Eva (Elke Sommer), a college student who is studying the hotel’s architecture, really think that they are going to bring the Baron back to life by reading the incantation at midnight.  Of course, they’re wrong.

It’s easy to make fun of Peter and Eva for being so naïve as to think that it wouldn’t be a big deal to cast a magic spell but it’s not like they realize that they’re characters in an Italian horror film.  They don’t know that their lives are being directed by Mario Bava.  To be honest, if I was there, I probably would have joined them in reading the spell.  Sometimes, it can be fun to tempt fate.

That said, in the case, fate should not have been tempted.  People are soon dying.  When the man behind the hotel project is murdered, a wheelchair-bound millionaire named Alfred Becker (Joseph Cotten) shows up and purchases the castle for himself and announces plans to restore it.  Will restoring the castle bring peace to the village or is the witch’s curse too powerful to defeat?

Baron Blood is often described as being one of Bava’s lesser films and is it true that it feels a bit conventional, particularly when compared to the subversive and satiric Bay of Blood and the surreal Lisa and the Devil.  Baron Blood was a film that Bava himself was reportedly not enthused about making, one that he took on only because his last few films had struggled at the box office and he didn’t feel he would get any better offers.  Perhaps that’s why a definite strain of melancholy and disillusionment runs through Baron Blood, a film in which a beautiful castle is destined to be turned into a tacky tourist trap by a businessman who could hardly care less about either history or aesthetics.

Though the story is a bit predictable (and you’ll have little trouble guessing which character is the Baron in disguise), I actually like Baron Blood.  Not surprisingly, considering that it was a Bava film, Baron Blood is heavy on gothic atmosphere, so much so that it feels almost like an extra-bloody Hammer film.  Both the castle and the village are full of shadows, from which anyone or anything could emerge at any moments and the cold grandeur of the castle is nicely contrasted with the garishness of 70s Europe.  A visually striking scene where Eva flees from an attacker is especially well-directed and the film ends on a properly macabre note, one that once again feels as if it’s putting a distinctly Italian spin on a situation one would usually expect to find in a Hammer production.

Antonio Cantafora is a bit of a stiff but Elke Sommer gives an energetic and committed performance as someone who is torn between preserving the past and embracing the modern world.  She doesn’t get to do as much in this film as she did in Lisa and the Devil but she’s still a sympathetic lead and someone to whom most viewers will be able to relate.  We care about her character and, as a result, we care about discover just what exactly the Baron has in store for her.

Baron Blood may not have been a critical or a box office success when it was originally released but it has achieved a certain immortality.  In a development that could have been lifted from one of Bava’s films, the sounds of the Baron’s victims screaming were later lifted from this film, remixed, and sold as being a recording that had apparently been made of sinners screaming from behind the gates of Hell.  To this day, there are sites that insist that this recording is genuine.  One hopes that Bava would have appreciated the admittedly dark humor of it all.

6 Shots From 6 Horror Movies: 2008 — 2010


4 Or More Shots From 4 Or More Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!

This October, I’m going to be doing something a little bit different with my contribution to 4 (or more) Shots From 4 (or more) Films. I’m going to be taking a little chronological tour of the history of horror cinema, moving from decade to decade.

Today, we take a look at 2008, 2009, and 2010!

6 Shots From 6 Horror Movies: 2008 — 2010

Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008, dir by Guillermo del Toro, DP: Guillermo Navarro)

Drag Me To Hell (2009, dir by Sam Raimi, DP: Peter Deming)

The House of the Devil (2009, dir by Ti West, DP: Eliot Rockett)

The Ward (2010, dir by John Carpenter, DP: Yaron Orbach)

The Mask of Medusa (2010, dir by Jean Rollin)

Black Swan (2010, dir by Darren Aronosfky, DP: Matthew Libatique)

Horror Film Review: Earth vs. The Flying Saucers (dir by Fred Sears)


In 1956’s Earth vs. The Flying Saucers, the aliens have finally decided that it’s time to land their ships and meet with the Earthlings. Believe it or not, the aliens are coming in peace. They even send a coded message down to Dr. Russell Marvin (Hugh Marlowe) as he’s driving through the desert with his wife, Carol (Joan Taylor).

Unfortunately, that turns out to be a mistake because Russell totally fails to decipher the message. The flying saucers land at a local military base and, instead of being greeted in peace, they’re fired upon by a bunch of soldiers. After the aliens vaporize most of the soldiers, they kidnap Russell’s father-in-law (Morris Ankrum) and they send out another message. The citizens of Earth have 56 days to negotiate a surrender or the planet will be destroyed!

It’s now falls to Russell to not only figure out a way to defeat a superior invading force but to also build the weapon that will save Earth. And really, seeing as how this is all his fault, that’s the least that Russell could do.

Despite the campy name and the low-budget, Earth vs. The Flying Saucers actually takes itself fairly seriously. This movie was made at the start of the big UFO boom, when newspapers were still full of stories about people claiming that they had spotted something strange in the air. The legendary Ray Harryhausen based his UFO designs on actual reports of what people claimed that they had seen in the sky. As a result, this is the film that, for many, first solidified the idea of what a flying saucer should look like.

One of the most interesting things about this film is that the aliens, themselves, are rather reasonable. Oh sure, they end up killing a lot of people and trying to destroy the planet but really, it’s all just a big misunderstanding. The aliens came in peace and, even after they get mad, they still give humanity time to negotiate a surrender. Of course, that being said, we still have to blow them out of the sky because they are trying to conquer the world and, as always seemed to happen in 50s sci-fi films, it’s pretty much up to America to do all the work.

Though director Fred Sears keeps the action moving quickly and both Marlowe and Ankrum give good performances in their stock roles as, respectively, the scientist and the military leader, Ray Harryhausen is the real star of this movie. The stop-motion animation special effects are still a lot of fun to watch today. Plus, if you don’t applaud when that flying saucer crashes into the Capitol dome, there may be no hope for you.

Earth vs. The Flying Saucers is one of the better alien invasion films of the 50s. If nothing else, it’s a film that will inspire you to keep watching the skies!

Horror on the Lens: The Little Shop of Horrors (dir by Roger Corman)


(It’s tradition here at the Lens that, every October, we watch the original Little Shop of Horrors.  And always, I start things off by telling this story…)

Enter singing.

Little Shop…Little Shop of Horrors…Little Shop…Little Shop of Terrors…

Hi!  Good morning and Happy October 24th!  For today’s plunge into the world of public domain horror films, I’d like to present you with a true classic.  From 1960, it’s the original Little Shop of Horrors!

When I was 19 years old, I was in a community theater production of the musical Little Shop of Horrors.  Though I think I would have made the perfect Audrey, everybody always snickered whenever I sang so I ended up as a part of “the ensemble.”  Being in the ensemble basically meant that I spent a lot of time dancing and showing off lots of cleavage.  And you know what?  The girl who did play Audrey was screechy, off-key, and annoying and after every show, all the old people in the audience always came back stage and ignored her and went straight over to me.  So there.

Anyway, during rehearsals, our director thought it would be so funny if we all watched the original film.  Now, I’m sorry to say, much like just about everyone else in the cast, this was my first exposure to the original and I even had to be told that the masochistic dentist patient was being played by Jack Nicholson.  However, I’m also very proud to say that — out of that entire cast — I’m the only one who understood that the zero-budget film I was watching was actually better than the big spectacle we were attempting to perform on stage.  Certainly, I understood the film better than that screechy little thing that was playing Audrey.

The first Little Shop of Horrors certainly isn’t scary and there’s nobody singing about somewhere that’s green (I always tear up when I hear that song, by the way).  However, it is a very, very funny film with the just the right amount of a dark streak to make it perfect Halloween viewing.

So, if you have 72 minutes to kill, check out the original and the best Little Shop of Horrors

Music Video of the Day: It’s Me by Alice Cooper (1994, directed by ????)


Is Alice Cooper haunting her dreams or has she been hypnotized?  According to this song’s Wikipedia page, this video received “virtually no airplay” on MTV.  1994 was at the height of MTV’s embrace of grunge and also the beginning of Britpop so I guess Alice Cooper was not high on the channel’s radar.

This song appeared on Alice Cooper’s 13th solo album, The Last Temptation.  All of the songs on the album dealt with a mysterious showman and his attempts to get a boy named Steven to join his traveling show.  At least some parts of the video feature Alice in character as the showman.

Enjoy!

Lisa Marie’s Week In Review: 10/17/22 — 10/23/22


I think that, so far, this has been our best Horrorthon yet!  This upcoming week, we’re going to finish strong.

So, put on your Silver Shamrock mask and get ready for Halloween!

Films I Watched:

  1. Another Perfect Stranger (2007)
  2. The Canterville Ghost (1944)
  3. Champions (1997)
  4. Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
  5. Dashcam (2022)
  6. Dracula (1931)
  7. Dracula’s Daughter (1936)
  8. En El Puzo (2019)
  9. Frankenstein (1931)
  10. Halloween Ends (2022)
  11. Hellrasier (2022)
  12. House on the Edge of the Park (1980)
  13. I Can Only Imagine (2016)
  14. The Incubus (1981)
  15. The Invisible Man (1933)
  16. The Mummy (1932)
  17. Nikki and the Perfect Stranger (2013)
  18. The Perfect Race (2019)
  19. The Perfect Stranger (2005)
  20. Remember the Goal (2016)
  21. The Sister of Ursula (1978)
  22. Six-Headed Shark Attack (2018)
  23. Sometimes They Come Back (1991)
  24. Son of Frankenstein (1939)
  25. Year of the Dragon (1985)

Television Shows I Watched:

  1. Abbott Elementary
  2. The Amazing Race
  3. Atlanta
  4. Bubblegum Crisis
  5. Fantasy Island
  6. Full House
  7. Ghosts
  8. Hell’s Kitchen
  9. The Love Boat
  10. Night Flight
  11. Survivor

Books I Read:

  1. The All-Night Party (1997) by R.L. Stine
  2. The Face (1996) by R.L. Stine
  3. The Overnight (1990) by R.L. Stine
  4. The Surprise Party (1989) by R.L. Stine

Music To Which I Listened:

  1. Britney Spears
  2. The Chemical Brothers
  3. Creedence Clearwater Revival
  4. David Bowie
  5. Duran Duran
  6. Falling In Reverse
  7. Five Man Electrical Band
  8. Goblin
  9. John Carpenter
  10. Katy Perry
  11. Nine Inch Nails
  12. Saint Motel
  13. Taylor Swift
  14. Wendy Carlos

Live Tweets:

  1. Champions
  2. I Can Only Imagine
  3. 6-Headed Shark Attack
  4. Sometimes They Come Back

Horror On The Lens:

  1. The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
  2. Nosferatu
  3. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
  4. The Phantom of the Opera
  5. The Lodger
  6. Faust
  7. The Student of Prague 

Horror On TV:

  1. Circle of Fear 1.17 “Doorway to Death”
  2. Circle of Fear 1.18 “Legion of Demons”
  3. Circle of Fear 1.19 “Graveyard Shift”
  4. Circle of Fear 1.20 “Spare Parts”
  5. Circle of Fear 1.21 “The Ghost of Potter’s Field” 
  6. Circle of Fear 1.22 “The Phantom of Herald Square”
  7. The Curse of Degrassi

4 Shots From Horror History:

  1. 1987 — 1989
  2. 1990 — 1993
  3. 1994 — 1996
  4. 1997 — 1999
  5. 2000 — 2001
  6. 2002 — 2004
  7. 2005 — 2007

Horror Scenes That I Love:

  1. Hellraiser
  2. It
  3. Dellamorte Dellamore
  4. The Rage: Carrie 2
  5. Mulholland Drive
  6. 28 Days Later
  7. Inland Empire

News From Last Week:

  1.  Peter Schjeldahl, Art Critic for The New Yorker, Dead at 80
  2. Tom Maddox Passes Away Due To Stroke
  3. Bono Issues Another Apology for U2’s iTunes Album Debacle in New Memoir: ‘I Take Full Responsibility’
  4. The Box Office Hierarchy Has Changed
  5. Sacheen Littlefeather Lied About Native American Ancestry, Sisters Claim

Links From Last Week:

  1. The Halloween Horror Of Stephen King’s “Christine!” “Shocktober 2022” Has All Of King’s Best Movie Adaptations!
  2. The World’s Common Tater’s Week in Books. Movies and TV 10/22/22

Links From The Site:

  1. Leonard shared the trailer for Creed III!
  2. Case reviewed Run!
  3. Jeff shared music videos from Alice Cooper, Grim Reaper, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Danzig, Pet Shop Boys, and Guns ‘N Roses!
  4. Jeff played The Godfather, The Godfather II, Night Train, Friends?, Kiss of Beth, Fight Night 3, Shift In The Night, and Zombie Blast!
  5. Jeff reviewed The Stepfather II, The Stepfather III, The China Lake Murders, The Strange Possession of Mrs. Oliver, Who Is The Black Dahlia, Sometimes They Come Back, Sometimes They Come Back …. Again, and Sometimes They Come Back …. For More!
  6. Jeff wrote about Siskel & Ebert and Vincent Price meeting the Muppets!
  7. Jeff wrote about Tomb of Dracula and Swamp Thing!
  8. Erin shared Waiting, Hellraiser, Hanging, Unmasked, Terror Train, Swinging Death, and They’re Here!
  9. Erin wrote about baseball: Padre Rap, The Yankees Win It, The Astros Are Two Wins Away From The World Series, The Phillies and the Astros Are One Win Away From The World Series, and The Phillies Are Going To The World Series and The Astros Are Going To The World Series!
  10. Erin shared The Vortex Duo!
  11. I reviewed Test of Faith, The Collector, Don’t Deliver Us From Evil, Beyond The Time Barrier, Remember the Goal, The Watcher, En El Pozo, The First Power, Power of the Air, Halloween Ends, The Sister of Ursula, Scissors, The Perfect Race, Hellraiser, Hostile, Bigfoot, Buying Time, Dashcam, The House on the Edge of the Park, The Monster, The Giant Gila Monster, A Matter of Faith, Night Tide, Starship Invasions, Queen of Blood, The Perfect Stranger, 47 Meters Down Uncaged, The Deep House, Summer of Fear, and Teenagers From Outer Space!
  12. I reviewed The Encyclopedia of the Strange, The Thrill Club, Haunted Places, The Surprise Party, Disaster Movies, The Overnight, Killer Cops, All-Night Party, Nostradamus Predicts The End of the World, and The Face!
  13. I reviewed episodes of Hang Time, Fantasy Island, Love Boat, City Guys, One World, and California Dreams!
  14. I wished a happy 21st anniversary to Mulholland Drive!
  15. I shared my week in television and an AMV!

More From Us:

  1. At her photography site, Erin shared: Storm Approaching 6, Cemetery, Cemetery 2, Cemetery 3, Devil In The Clouds, Abandoned, and Spotlights!
  2. At Horror Critic, I reviewed Dracula, Frankenstein, The Mummy, The Invisible Man, and Bride of Frankenstein!
  3. For Reality TV Chat, I reviewed the latest episodes of The Amazing Race and Survivor!
  4. At my music site, I shared songs from Wendy Carlos, Goblin, Nine Inch Nails, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Five Man Electrical Band, John Carpenter, and Falling In Reverse!
  5. At Pop Politics, Jeff shared Governor Lee Zeldin?, The Best Thing That Could Happen To Joe O’Dea, Swalwell News, Truss Resigns Boris Returns, Sometimes It’s Better To Keep Quiet, Foxtrot Juliet Bravo, and Johnny and Rodney!
  6. At SyFy Designs, I shared Halloween Approaches!
  7. At my online dream journal, I shared: Last Night’s Old Apartment Dream, Last Night’s Divorce-Related Dream, Another Stupid High School Dream, Last Night’s Power Failure Dream, Last Night’s Voodoo Dream, Last Night’s Trampoline Dream, and Last Night’s Freshman Year Roommate Dream!

Want to see what I did last week?  Click here!

Horror on TV: The Curse of Degrassi (dir by Stefan Brogren)


This is a special episode of my favorite TV show of all, Degrassi!  Originally airing on October 28th, 2008, The Curse of Degrassi features Degrassi’s main mean girl, Holy J Sinclair (Charlotte Arnold), getting possessed by the vengeful spirit of deceased school shooter, Rick Murray (Ephraim Ellis).  Chaos follows!  Fortunately, Spinner (Shane Kippel) is around to save the day.  As any true Degrassi fan can tell you, only Spinner has a chance against the forces of the undead.

What I like about this episode is that, in the best tradition of Degrassi, it goes there.  Holly J does get possessed.  Just about the entire cast end up dying horribly.  Spinner has to battle the undead spirit of Rick Murray and he has to do it without the help of Drake.  And, as far as we know, this episode is canon.  So, yes, Rick Murray’s ghost actually does haunt Degrassi Community School and yes, only Spinner can save us all.

Go Spinner!

Enjoy!