Lisa’s Week In Review — 4/30/18 — 5/6/18


Sorry, everyone.  This is an abbreviated week in review because I was sick the entire week, with allergies and asthma and stuff.  Last week was basically just an overmedicated blur.  Bleh!  Hopefully, I’ll be recovered by next Sunday!

Movies I Watched:

  1. 12 Angry Men (1997)
  2. Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
  3. Birdman of Alcatraz (1962)
  4. Hoodlum Priest (1961)
  5. The Legend of Billie Jean (1985)
  6. War of the Gargantuans (1966)

Television Shows I Watched:

  1. The Americans
  2. Ash vs. Evil Dead
  3. Atlanta
  4. Barry
  5. Brooklyn 99
  6. Dead Silent
  7. Diabolical
  8. Evil Lives Here
  9. Evil Talks: Chilling Confessions
  10. Evil Twins
  11. Homeland
  12. Homicide Hunter: Lt. Joe Kenda
  13. Howards End
  14. It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
  15. iZombie
  16. King of the Hill
  17. Legion
  18. Lucifer
  19. Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD
  20. Murder Calls
  21. New Girl
  22. Night Gallery
  23. Nightmare Next Door
  24. Roseanne
  25. See No Evil
  26. Silicon Valley
  27. Survivor 36
  28. The Terror
  29. Trust
  30. Westworld

Check out last week here!

 

Lisa’s Week In Review: 4/23/18 — 4/29/18


 

Usually, I avoid discussing current events on this site but this has been such a chaotic week that I simply have to start out by mentioning everything that has happened since last Sunday.  Bill Cosby was finally convicted.  Tom Brokaw was finally exposed.  Kanye West tweeted that he loved Donald Trump and the people on both sides of the political divide lost their damn minds.  (And that was all just on Thursday!)  Meanwhile, the Korean War might be over and, as usual, an excessive amount of coverage and discussion was devoted to the annual White House Correspondents Dinner.  (If they had Nerd Prom in the 18th Century, the French Revolution would have stated a decade early.)

As for me,  this week has been a mix of good and bad.  The good part definitely included being interviewed on Ferguson Ink.  It also included Wednesday, which was Administrative Professionals Day.  The bad part has pretty much been this weekend, largely due to a combination of asthma and allergies.  Again, I had to put off my plans to review 28 classic Italian horror films.  Hopefully, I’ll be able to get a start on that project next week.

Anyway, here’s what I did accomplish:

Movies I Watched:

  1. The Amityville Horror (1979)
  2. The Apartment (1960)
  3. Cannibal Man (1971)
  4. Destroy All Monsters (1968)
  5. Fiance Killer (2018)
  6. The Gumball Rally (1976)
  7. The Hound of the Baskervilles (1939)
  8. Illegally Yours (1988)
  9. Kings Go Forth (1958)
  10. The Mean Season (1985)
  11. Nanny Killer (2018)
  12. Overboard  (1987)
  13. Saturday Night Fever (1977)
  14. The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
  15. Strange Days (1995)
  16. A View to a Kill (1985)

Television Show I Watched:

  1. Archer
  2. The Americans
  3. Ash vs Evil Dead
  4. Ask the Undertaker
  5. Atlanta
  6. Barry
  7. Brooklyn 99
  8. Crime Watch Daily
  9. Dead of Night
  10. Diabolical
  11. Evil Talks: Chilling Confessions
  12. Fear the Walking Dead
  13. Genius: Picasso
  14. Homeland
  15. Homide Hunter: Lt. Joe Kenda
  16. Howards End
  17. It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
  18. iZombie
  19. King of the Hill
  20. Legion
  21. Lucifer
  22. Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD
  23. Masterpiece Theater: Unforgotten II
  24. Model Killers
  25. New Girl
  26. Next
  27. Night Gallery
  28. The Office
  29. Roseanne
  30. Silicon Valley
  31. Survivor 36
  32. Survivor Pearl Islands
  33. The Terror
  34. Trust
  35. UnREAL
  36. Vanity Fair Confidential
  37. Westworld

Books I Read:

  1. Gun Love by Jennifer Clement

Music To Which I Listened:

  1. Adam Rickfors
  2. Afrojack
  3. Arcade Fire
  4. Armin Van Buuren
  5. Audioslave
  6. Autograf
  7. Avicii
  8. BAAUER
  9. Big Data
  10. Bjork
  11. Blanck Mass
  12. Bob Dylan
  13. Calvin Harris
  14. Cedric Gervais
  15. The Chemical Brothers
  16. CUT__
  17. Daft Punk
  18. David Guetta
  19. Dillon Francis
  20. Eels
  21. Fiona Apple
  22. Florence + The Machine
  23. Goblin
  24. Hardwell
  25. Icona Pop
  26. Jakalope
  27. Jake Bugg
  28. James Newman
  29. Jay-Z
  30. The Killers
  31. Martin Garrix
  32. Mick Jagger
  33. Moby
  34. NGHTMRE
  35. Nine Inch Nails
  36. No Doubt
  37. Phantogram
  38. Rita Ora
  39. Saint Motel
  40. Skrillex
  41. Spice Girls
  42. Steve Aoki
  43. Talking Heads
  44. William Control

Links From Last Week:

  1. Derrick Ferguson interviewed me for Ferguson Ink!
  2. From Sean Taylor: Political correctness and new pulp fiction
  3. From Pinky Guerrero: like, pretend your villain isn’t terribly empathic or something and Haunted Sleepover With The #LateNightMovie Gang!
  4. From The Guardian: After six months of #MeToo, the burning question seems to be: how soon can these guys come back?
  5. Unbelievable: Charlie Rose wants to host a show where he’ll interview other assholes who were exposed by Me Too.
  6. On her photography site, my sister shared The Ultimate Look of Contempt!
  7. Over at Sleeping Lisa, I wrote about a dream I had.
  8. In honor of National Poetry Month, I shared the following from Yeats: The Cold Heaven, Youth and Age, From The Antigone, September 1913, Byzantium, and The Second Coming!

Links From The Site:

  1. Erin shared The Covers of the Avenger!
  2. Gary reviewed The Beast With Five Fingers, Five Star Final, and Hardcore, along with taking a look at the song I Had Too Much To Dream (Last Night)!
  3. Ryan reviewed The Avengers: Infinity War and The Pervert, along with sharing his weekly reading round-up!
  4. I posted two brilliant reviews: Destroy All Monsters and The Bounty!
  5. Speaking of brilliant reviews, you have to check out Leonard’s in-depth look at Alien!

(Want to see what I accomplished last week?  Click here!)

Have a great week everyone!

Lisa’s Week In Review: 4/16/18 — 4/22/18


Avicii.  Rest in peace.

Movies I Watched:

  1. Bad Girls (1994)
  2. Dazed and Confused (1993)
  3. Fish Tank (2010)
  4. The Final Sacrifice (1990)
  5. From Here To Eternity (1953)
  6. Gimme Shelter (1970)
  7. Guerilla: The Taking of Patty Hearst (2004)
  8. I Just Don’t Dig Him (1970)
  9. Keep off the Grass (1969)
  10. Machine Gun McCain (1969)
  11. The Minus Man (1999)
  12. The Panic in Needle Park (1971)
  13. Rampage (2018)
  14. Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978)
  15. The Star Chamber (1983)
  16. Stick It (2006)
  17. Tommy (1975)
  18. Two-Lane Blacktop (1971)
  19. Woodstock (1970)

Television Shows I Watched:

  1. The Americans
  2. Ash vs. Evil Dead
  3. Atlanta
  4. Barry
  5. Brooklyn 99
  6. Communty
  7. Degrassi
  8. Ghost Whisperer
  9. Homeland
  10. Howards End
  11. It’s Always Sunny in Philadelpia
  12. iZombie
  13. King of the Hill
  14. Legion
  15. Lucifier
  16. Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD
  17. New Girl
  18. Night Gallery
  19. The Office
  20. Roseanne
  21. Silicon Valley
  22. Survivor 36
  23. Survivor Pearl Island
  24. The Terror
  25. Trust
  26. UnREAL

Books That I Read:

  1. I am I am I am by Maggie O’Farrell

Music To Which I Listened:

  1. Aoki
  2. Avicii
  3. The Chemical Brothers
  4. Dada Life
  5. Dillon Francis
  6. Florence + The Machine
  7. Jakalope
  8. The Killers
  9. Muse
  10. The Rolling Stones
  11. Saint Motel
  12. Talking Heads
  13. Tomoyasu Hotei

Links From Last Week:

  1. Spirituality and the Use of Mood in Twin Peaks!
  2. In honor of National Poetry Month, I shared poems from Charles Baudelaire, Julia Ward Howe, W.B. Yeats, Diane Di Prima, Jane Kenyon, Dylan Thomas, and Emily Dickinson!
  3. I had a dream about a bus hijacking!
  4. On her photography site, Erin captures the light of day!

Links From The Site:

  1. Jeff wrote about how R. Lee Ermey made AP History fun!
  2. Gary reviewed Johnny Tremain and Hold On!  He also paid tribute to Superman and Bruno Sammartino and took a look at the song, (We Ain’t Got) Nothin’ Yet!
  3. Erin shared her thoughts on Tax Day!
  4. Ryan reviewed Johnny Ryan’s Prison Pit Book Six, Warpwish Comics #1, and Necro Lover!  He also shared his weekly reading round-up!
  5. I paid tribute to Eric Roberts and Edie Sedgwick!  I also reviewed both Woodstock and Gimme Shelter!

(Want to see what I accomplished last week?  Click here!)

I was hoping that I would be able to devote last week to Italian horror and giallo films.  Unfortunately, I got both busy and sick so that review series will start next week!

Have a great week!

Lisa’s Week In Review: 4/9/18 — 4/15/18


Remember how last week I said I was going to get caught up with everything?  Well, it didn’t happen.  I got busy last week so I guess I’ll have to get caught up during this upcoming week.  Along with everything else, I’m also planning on watching and reviewing a lot of Italian thrillers and horror films so keep your fingers crossed and wish me luck!

Anyway, I hope everyone had a good holiday weekend and here’s what I got accomplished last week!

(Oh, Friday the 13th is totally a holiday!  Why do you think they made so many movies about it?)

Movies I Watched

  1. 25th Hour (2003)
  2. The Brood (1979)
  3. A Dangerous Date (2018)
  4. Degrassi Takes Manhattan (2010)
  5. Empire Records (1995)
  6. Fahrenheit 451 (1966)
  7. Friday the 13th (1980)
  8. Friday the 13th (2009)
  9. Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)
  10. Friday the 13th Part III (1982)
  11. Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985)
  12. Friday The 13th — The Final Chapter (1984)
  13. Friday The 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)
  14. Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)
  15. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)
  16. The Girl Who Knew Too Much (1964)
  17. A Hatchet for the Honeymoon (1970)
  18. Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday (1993)
  19. Jason X (2001)
  20. Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
  21. The Long Hair of Death (1964)
  22. The Midwife’s Deception (2018)
  23. Naked You Die (1968)
  24. Performance (1970)
  25. Saturday the 14th (1981)
  26. Stop Making Sense (1984) — Jeff and I saw great concert film at the Alamo Drafthouse on Monday night.  I’ve been listening to the Talking Heads nonstop ever since!
  27. Vice Squad (1982)

TV Shows I Watched

  1. America’s Next Top Model
  2. The Americans
  3. Ash vs Evil Dead
  4. Atlanta
  5. Barry
  6. Brooklyn 99
  7. Cats 101
  8. The Crossing
  9. Degrassi
  10. Evil Sister
  11. Ghost Whisperer
  12. Homeland
  13. Howard’s End
  14. iZombie
  15. It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
  16. King of the Hill
  17. Legion
  18. Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD
  19. Mary Kills People — I only watched this piece of bullshit propaganda because I was waiting for a much better show, UnREAL, to start.
  20. New Girl
  21. Roseanne
  22. Seinfeld
  23. Silicon Valley
  24. Survivor 36
  25. The Terror
  26. Trading Spaces
  27. Trust
  28. UnREAL
  29. The Walking Dead

Books I Read

  1. Crystal Lake Memories: The Complete History of Friday the 13th by Peter M. Bracke (2006)
  2. Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell (1949)

Music To Which I Listened

  1. Afrojack
  2. Alice Cooper
  3. Avicii
  4. Ben Khan
  5. Big Data
  6. Bodyrox
  7. Britney Spears
  8. The Chemical Brothers
  9. The Crystal Method
  10. Dada Life
  11. Dillon Francis
  12. DJ Snake
  13. Icona Pop
  14. Jakalope
  15. Jane Zhang
  16. Lenny Kravitz
  17. Michael Fredo
  18. Mick Jagger
  19. Moby
  20. The Rolling Stones
  21. Skrillex
  22. Swedish House Mafia
  23. Sweet
  24. Talking Heads
  25. Taylor Swift
  26. Tom Tom Club

Links From Last Week

  1. The 71st Annual Cannes Film Festival line-up was announced!
  2. Orson Welles’ daughter pleads with Netflix to reconsider its Cannes ban and let her father’s final movie premiere there!
  3. From IndieWire: Netflix and Ted Sarandos Are Right to Defend Their Auteurs at Cannes, but There’s a Cost
  4. From Cybersport: The rise and fall of anti-bullying group, The Bully Hunters
  5. From Platinum Paragon: A Breakdown of BullyHunter’s False Data Claims
  6. John Reiber pays tribute to R. Lee Ermey!
  7. From The World’s Common Tater: My Week in Books, TV, and movies!
  8. On her photography site, my sister shared this really nice picture of the moon!
  9. I had two weird dreams this week!  One was about moving and one was about wasps!
  10. For National Poetry Month, I shared poems from T.S. Eliot, Tess Gallagher, Lord Byron, Lyn Lifshin, Emily Dickinson, Adrienne Rich, and Jane Kenyon!

Links From The Site

  1. Erin took a look at the Pulp Art of the Apocalypse!
  2. Leonard reviewed Pacific Rim Uprising!
  3. Gary reviewed Madam Satan, Thunderbolt and Lightfoot, and Death Rides A Horse!  He also took a look at the song Little Girl!
  4. Doc wished everyone a happy Friday the 13th!
  5. Ryan reviewed Qoberious Vol.1 and shared his weekly reading round-up!
  6. Case reviewed Rampage!
  7. I shared 12 Things You May or May Not Have Known About Friday the 13th, made my Oscar predictions for April, and paid tribute to the great Milos Forman!

(Want to see what I did or did not get accomplished last week?  Click here!)

Have a great week!

Happy Friday the 13th From The Shattered Lens!


To all of our readers, Happy Friday the 13th from all the cats and humans here at the Shattered Lens!

Why is Friday the 13th considered to be unlucky?  It all links back to 13!  Some human historians think that the superstition about 13 being unlucky may have started in the Middle Ages, as a result of Judas being the 13th disciple.  However, it’s believed that the first references to Friday the 13th being unlucky were made in the 19th Century, specifically in 1869 when the writer Henry Sutherland Edwards wrote a biography of the composer Gioachino Rossini.  Rossini died on November 13th, a Friday.

Of course, human conspiracy theorists link Friday the 13th to the Knights Templar, mostly because they blame everything on the Templars!  October 13th, 1307 is when Philip IV of France began his persecution of the Templars.  That year, October 13th fell on … wait for it … a Friday!

Of course, in Spain and Greece, Tuesday the 13th is considered to be unlucky.  And in Italy, it’s Friday the 17th that you have to look out for!  Humans sure do have a lot of unlucky days!

Anyway, be safe today and stay out of the woods!

 

Lisa’s Week In Review — 4/2/18 — 4/8/18


The highlight of this weekend was seeing an absolutely wonderful performance of the musical Heathers in Denton, Texas!  Heathers was produced by the Denton Community Theater and if you live near Denton, I suggest catching the show before the run ends on the 15th.

The rest of the week found me a bit less active than in previous weeks and I’m little bit annoyed by that.  I know I say this every week but seriously …. THIS UPCOMING WEEK I AM GOING TO GET CAUGHT UP!

Here’s what I did accomplish last week:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975, dir. Terry Gilliam & Terry Jones)

Movies I Watched:

  1. The Canyons (2013)
  2. The Comedian (2016)
  3. The Comedy of Terrors (1963)
  4. Empire Records (1995)
  5. Evil Doctor (2o18)
  6. Go (1999)
  7. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
  8. Monty Python’s Life of Brian (1979)
  9. Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life (1983)
  10. One on One (1977)
  11. Palo Alto (2013)
  12. Paterno (2018)
  13. Run, Lola, Run (1998)
  14. Twin Betrayal (2018)

Television Shows I Watched:

  1. The Americans
  2. Archer
  3. Ash vs Evil Dead
  4. Atlanta
  5. Barry
  6. Brooklyn 99
  7. California Dreams
  8. The Crossing
  9. Degrassi
  10. Ghost Whisperer
  11. Homeland
  12. It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
  13. King of the Hill
  14. Legion
  15. Lucifer
  16. The Magicians
  17. Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD
  18. Night Gallery
  19. The Office
  20. Roseanne
  21. Saved By The Bell: The New Class
  22. Silicon Valley
  23. South Park
  24. Survivor 36
  25. The Terror
  26. Trust
  27. UnReal
  28. The Walking Dead

Books I Read:

  1. The Girls in the Picture by Melanie Benjamin

Music To Which I Listened:

  1. Afrojack
  2. Arcade Fire
  3. Bad Honey
  4. Big Data
  5. Britney Spears
  6. Calvin Harris
  7. The Chemical Brothers
  8. Daft Punk
  9. David Guetta
  10. Dillon Francis
  11. Esther Dean
  12. Fitz and the Tanturms
  13. G-Eazy
  14. Jakalope
  15. Jake Bugg
  16. Kimbra
  17. Lauren Flax
  18. Little Boots
  19. Lola Rennt
  20. Lovefoxxx
  21. Major Lazer
  22. Martin Garrix
  23. Moby
  24. NERVO
  25. No Doubt
  26. Phantogram
  27. Pills
  28. Saint Motel
  29. Scott Walker
  30. Skrillex
  31. Steve Aoki
  32. Sunn O)))
  33. Swedish House Mafia
  34. Taylor Swift
  35. Tim Burgess
  36. Tony Junior

Links From Last Week

  1. On her photography site, Erin shared this picture of a creepy cabin!
  2. On SyFy Designs, in observance of National Poetry Month, I shared poems from Thomas Hood, Bonnie Parker, Emily Dickinson, William Butler Yeats, Elise Cowen, Remco Campert, and Jack Kerouac!
  3. On my online Dream Journal, I shared one weird dream and one cat dream!  Actor Bruce Glover, who played Mr. Wint in Diamonds are Forever, commented on my weird dream, which was pretty awesome of him.
  4. On AwardsCircuit, Clayton Davis has posted his first round of Academy Award predictions!

Links From The Site

  1. Erin celebrated American Circus Day!
  2. Gary reviewed Once a Thief, Murder Inc, Alias The Chimp, and 50 Years of Who’s On First!
  3. Ryan shared his weekly reading round-up and reviewed Mudbite, along with sharing Tom Shapira’s review of The Beef!
  4. I celebrated Roger Corman’s birthday with 12 trailers and reviewed One on One and Paterno!

(Want to see what I accomplished last week?  Click here!)

Have a great week and keep me in your thoughts as I attempt to get caught up!

Lisa’s Week In Review: 3/26/18 — 4/1/18


It’s the start of April.  Last night, I spent four hours at Easter Vigil in high heels and Lent is over.  We’re a third of the way through 2018 and I’m going to make the rest of this year a great one.  Here’s my week in review:

Movies I Watched

  1. The Apostle Peter: Redemption (2016)
  2. Barabbas (1961)
  3. Crisscross (1992)
  4. Full of Grace (2015)
  5. Gor (1988)
  6. The Greatest Story Ever Told (1965)
  7. In The Arms of a Killer (1991)
  8. Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)
  9. Jesus Christ Superstar Live In Concert (2018)
  10. Johnny Got His Gun (1971)
  11. The Last Picture Show (1971)
  12. Looking for Mr. Goodbar (1977)
  13. A Matter of Faith (2014)
  14. Shy People (1987)
  15. The Ten Commandments (1956)
  16. Wildflower (2016)
  17. Zodiac (2007)

Television Shows I Watched

  1. The Alienist
  2. The Americans
  3. Ash vs Evil Dead
  4. Atlanta
  5. Barry
  6. Brooklyn 99
  7. California Dreams
  8. Degrassi
  9. Ghost Whisperer
  10. Good Girls
  11. iZombie
  12. King of the Hill
  13. Live PD
  14. Lucifer
  15. The Magicians
  16. Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD
  17. Night Gallery
  18. Roseanne
  19. Saved By The Bell: The New Class
  20. Silicon Valley
  21. Splitting Up Together
  22. Survivor 36
  23. Trust
  24. UnREAL
  25. The Walking Dead

(photograph by Erin Nicole)

Book I Read

  1. 151 Best Movies You’ve Never Seen (2010) by Leonard Maltin
  2. Al Capone And The 1933 World’s Fair (2017) by William Elliott Hazelgrove
  3. A Horrible Experience of Unbearable Length (2012) by Roger Ebert

Music To Which I Listened

  1. Adi Ulmansky
  2. Avicii
  3. Big Data
  4. Britney Spears
  5. The Chemical Brothers
  6. Crud
  7. The Crystal Method
  8. Dan Croll
  9. Dillon Francis
  10. DJ Ten
  11. Etan Salomon
  12. Jakalope
  13. Knife Party
  14. La féline
  15. Moby
  16. The Orwells
  17. Panic! at the Disco
  18. Paul Orwell
  19. Peach Kelli Pop
  20. Saint Motel
  21. Swedish House Mafia
  22. Taylor Swift
  23. Tetish
  24. Thelma Houston
  25. Tinie Tempah
  26. Walter Murphy

Links From Last Week

  1. Joe Wright will be directing the film adaptation of A.J. Finn’s The Woman In The Window!
  2. On SyFyDesigns, I demonstrated how George Orwell predicted social media and shared a poem from Christina Rossetti!
  3. Over on my dream journal, I shared a nightmare, a dream about shoplifting, and a poem from W.B. Yeats!
  4. On her photography site, Erin shared a super creepy doll picture!
  5. From Horrorpedia, learn all about Bloodsuckers From Outer Space (love the title)!
  6. From the Daily Grindhouse, a look at the 1973 film version of Jesus Christ Superstar!

Links From The Site

  1. Erin presented us with the covers of Mammoth Detective, celebrated the opening day of baseball season, and wrote an open letter to ABC regarding It’s The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown!
  2. Gary reviewed Shaft and Kill The Umpire, took a look at Summertime Blues, and wrote about the horror stars of The Ten Commandments!
  3. Ryan reviews Flayed Corpse and Other Stories, Pride of the Decent Man, and I, Tonya, along with sharing his weekly reading round-up!
  4. I reviewed a cheap little sci-fi film called Gor!
  5. Jeff reviewed Razorback!
  6. And finally, Doc had a special announcement about the future of this site!

Finally, take a look at this notification that I got from WordPress today:

Woo hoo!  Here’s to another eight years of nonstop film, book, music, and television reviews!

(Want to see what I did last week?  Click here!)

Have a great week, everyone!

Celebrate Easter With Andy Warhol and Edie Sedgwick!


To those who observe the holiday, happy Easter!

Above, we have a picture of Edie Sedgwick and Andy Warhol posing with two rabbits.  I’m not really sure whether or not this picture was actually taken for Easter but let’s pretend like it was.  Andy certainly doesn’t look very happy with his rabbit.

Fortunately, he appears to be in a better mood in the picture below, which also features both Edie and Catherine Deneuve.

And, finally, in this next picture, Andy is finally actually smiling.  How couldn’t you smile with that many rabbits around?  Seriously, rabbits are incredibly cute.

Finally, let’s end this with Andy Warhol’s 1982 painting, Eggs:

And now a very special announcement from the Shattered Lens…


Hi everyone!

Today, I have very exciting news about something that has been going on behind-the-scenes for a while here at the Shattered Lens.  Today, one of my humans — I call her the flame-haired one but you probably call her Lisa Marie — finally convinced Arleigh that it’s time to turn the Shattered Lens into the internet’s number one Twilight fan site!

The flame-haired one has been trying to convince Arleigh to do this since she first joined the site in 2009.  Even though no one has really cared or thought about Twilight since 2012, the flame-haired one is convinced that she will be able to once again get everyone in America wondering if they’re “Team Edward” or “Team Jacob.”  So, say goodbye to the all of our old reviews and features and get ready for endless polls, memes, and out-of-date gossip about whether Rob and KStew are still as close as Edward and Bella!

Congratulations, Flame-Haired One!

April Fools!

From the humans and the cat here at the Shattered Lens, happy April Fools Day!  Please be kind with your jokes and remember that April Fools Day ends at midnight!  Any pranks pulled after midnight will no longer funny and will instead just be annoying.  Meh.