Retro Television Reviews: T and T 1.7 “The Silver Angel” and 1.8 “And Baby Makes Nine”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a new feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Fridays, I will be reviewing T. and T., a Canadian show which ran in syndication from 1987 to 1990.  The show can be found on Tubi!

This week, we meet T.S. Turner’s family!

Episode 1.7 “The Silver Angel”

(Dir by Donald Shebib, originally aired on February 22nd, 1988)

“In this episode,” Mr. T informs us, “Amy and I get mixed up with a modern day Robin Hood and we are forced to recruit some heavyweight help.”

The Silver Angel is a silver-clad trumpet player who has been going to a high-priced grocery store, filling his cart with food, and then running off with the cart and not paying.  The police that think that they have finally arrested him.  However, the man that they caught is Duffy (Edward Atienza), an elderly crossing guard who doesn’t even seem to know what’s happening to him.  Amy is assigned to his case.

T.S., however, has other things to worry about.  As he explains to gym owner Decker, his nephew is a member of a rap group known as The Fat Boys and, as you might guess from their name, they’re a bit overweight.  Their manager wants The Fat Boys to lose a few pounds before their next tour and who better to oversee their diet than T.S. and his friend Decker?  The Fat Boys show up at the gym and it’s time for an exercise montage!

Anyway, it soon becomes apparent that Duffy is not as senile and frail as he appears to be and he actually is the Silver Angel.  Amy discovers that Duffy has been taking the stolen food to a homeless shelter.

“It’s still a crime,” T.S. says.

“I know.  It looks like I’m going to lose this case!” Amy declares, as if she’s the first attorney to ever defend someone who was guilty.  One would think that Amy would understand that the job of a defense attorney is to serve as an advocate for their client and to help them make their way through the legal system.  The question of whether or not the guy is actually guilty really isn’t the issue that she should be concerning herself with.

The Fat Boys, overhearing Amy and T.S.’s conversation, decide that they need to help the Silver Angel.  “My mind is clear,” one of the Fat Boys says, “so you stay right here!”  Did I mention that the Fat Boys rap all of their dialogue?  “I went downtown to get this stuff,” another Fat Boy declares as they collect food to give to the homeless, “Come on, brothers, it’s up to us!”

Anyway, Duffy puts on his angel costume once again and shows up at the grocery store.  When the store’s manager, Mr. Hanlon (Sam Moses), orders security to catch the Angel, the Fat Boys suddenly show up in angel costumes and it leads to a chase scene throughout the store.

T.S. brings the chase to a close by grabbing Mr. Hanlon, lifting him up and carrying him around the store.  T.S. tossed Mr. Hanlon into a display of eggs and declares, “Sorry, brother!  Nobody touches an angel!”

How about a thief?  Are they allowed to touch a thief?

Anyway, for some reason, Hanlon drops the charges so I guess Duffy gets away with his crimes and Amy maintains her perfect acquittal record.

This was dumb.  Grocery store owners don’t owe you a thing and, by stealing all of that food, the only thing Duffy did was probably cost everyone their Christmas bonus.  I mean, is there a reason why he couldn’t buy food and then take it to the homeless shelter?  Some hero.  More like the Silver Jackass, am I right?  Let’s move on.

Episode 1.8 “And Baby Makes Nine”

(Dir by Harvey Frost, originally aired on February 29th, 1988)

“In this episode,” Mr. T tells us, “Amy and I find that more than just diapers are dirty when we track down the person responsible for an abandoned baby.”

One of Amy’s clients leaves a baby on the front doorstep on the office, along with a note that says she’ll be back in a few days.  As opposed to calling the police or child protective services, Amy gives the baby to T.S. to look after.  T.S. takes the baby to the hospital and, after discovering the baby is in perfect health, he takes the baby to Decker’s gym.  Amy is not happy when she sees T.S.’s car parked outside the gym.  A gym is no place for a child, she declares, not with all the sweaty men around.

“The baby has to learn how to sweat,” Decker replies, “He can’t pant like a dog for all of his life!”

Back at the office, Amy explains that parenting is a little bit more complicated nowadays than it was when T.S. was a child.

“Babies still need to be changed, don’t they?” T.S. replies, “Wow!  Look at the great job I did on his diaper!”

Anyway, the baby is actually the son of Henry (Martin Neufeld) and Betty (Joanne Vannicola).  Henry made a deal with a corrupt adoption attorney named Mr. Finn (David Calderisi) to sell his son.  Not wanting to lose her child, Betty dropped the child off at the law office in the hopes that Amy would know how to stop the adoption.  When Henry goes down to the gym to try to grab his son, he is instead grabbed by T.S. Turner.  When Turner threatens to sell Henry, Henry asks what he’s talking about.

“We’re talking about baby selling, Henry!” Turner replies, “We’re talking about what type of man would sell his own flesh and blood!  What do you think we should do to a father who would sell his own son?”

Turner scares Henry straight and he promises not to sell the baby.  Betty forgives him, which is kind of weird.

“It’s people like you,” Amy later hisses at Finn, “who give my profession a bad name.”

And that’s the end of that.  This was yet another episode that would have worked better if the story played out of an hour instead of just 30 minutes.  As it is, the whole thing felt rather rushed.  That said, at least Betty was a more sympathetic client than the Silver Angel jackass.

Next week: T. and T. reminds us that it’s a Canadian show with an episode that is all about hockey!

Live Tweet Alert: Join #FridayNightFlix for Backtrack!


 

As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in a few weekly live tweets on Twitter and Mastodon.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We tweet our way through it.

Tonight, at 10 pm et, #FridayNightFlix has got 1990’s Backtrack, an enigmatic thriller starring Jodie Foster, Dean Stockwell, Joe Pesci, John Turturro, Vincent Price, Fred Ward, Charlie Sheen, Tony Sirico, Bob Dylan, and Dennis Hopper (who also directed).

 

If you want to join us this Friday, just hop onto twitter, start the movie at 10 pm et, and use the #FridayNightFlix hashtag!  It’s a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.

Backtrack is available on Prime and Tubi!  See you there!

 

Retro Television Reviews: South Central 1.1 “Pilot” and 1.2 “Money”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Thursdays, I will be reviewing South Central, which aired, for 10 episodes, on Fox in 1994.  The entire show is currently streaming on YouTube!

Having just spent a year reviewing City Guys, it only seems appropriate to devote a month to looking at South Central.  Both City Guys and South Central were sitcoms about growing up in an urban community and being forced to deal with grown-up issues at a very young age.  However, in many ways, South Central was the anti-City Guys.  Whereas City Guys always ended with an easy solution and some words of wisdom from Ms. Noble, South Central was a frequently bleak show and one in which there were never any easy solutions.  Perhaps not surprisingly, as opposed to the five seasons that City Guys received, South Central ran for only 10 episodes.

South Central revolves around one black family living in South Central Los Angeles.  Joan Moseley (Tina Lifford) is a divorced mother, working hard to support her family and ending almost every day in a state of exhaustion.  Andre (Larenz Tate) is Joan’s son, an underachieving high schooler who is continually at risk of flunking out of school and whose attempts to act hard cannot hide the fact that he’s essentially a sensitive soul.  Tasha (Tasha Scott) is Joan’s daughter, who is intelligent but resents all of the responsibilities that have been put upon her.  Deion Carter (Keith Mbulo) is Joan’s foster child, an autistic three year-old who was abandoned and who Joan brought into the house.  Looming large over the family is the memory of Marcus, Joan’s oldest son, who was murdered shortly before the series begins.

Episode 1.1 “Pilot”

(Dir by Stan Lathan, originally aired on April 5th, 1994)

The pilot of South Central opens with a chaotic morning.  Deion wakes up Joan by screaming.  Tasha begs Joan for the money to buy a new jacket.  In a scene that reminds us that, while South Central dealt with timeless issues, the show was definitely made in the 90s, Andre wants to get a beeper.  Joan says that there is no way that her son is going to have a beeper and become a target of every gangbanger in the neighborhood.  Joan says that only drug dealers carry beepers and she’s not willing to lose Andre the way that she lost Marcus.

What the family doesn’t know is that Joan is even more stressed than usual because she has lost her job.  After working for the school district for 13 years, she has been laid off and she has not been able to find another job.  (One potential employer is interested until he learns that she never graduated college because she dropped out after her husband left her.)  When Joan goes to Ujamaa, the local black-owned co-op, she discovers that she’s been put on a list on people from whom checks can no longer be accepted.  She gets into an argument with Lucille, the cashier.  If Lucille looks familiar, that’s because she’s played by a young Jennifer Lopez.

Returning home, Joan discovers a message on her answering machine (another reminder that this pilot is from the 90s) from someone who works at a beeper store and who is checking to make sure that Andre gave his correct address.  Andre comes home and refuses to surrender his beeper, accusing his mother of treating him like a child.  Ray McHenry (Ken Page), a doctor who is obviously in love with Joan and who volunteers to mentor teenagers like Andre, comes by and reveals that, as a doctor, he carries a beeper of his own.  A frustrated Joan accidentally calls Andre “Marcus.”  Shaken, Joan announces that she doesn’t care what happens to her ungrateful, irresponsible children and then goes next door where she talks to her friend, Sweets (Paula Kelly).  At first, Joan is upset when Sweets says that Joan is acting just as irrationally as her children but then Joan breaks down into tears, saying that she wishes that “it could all just stop.”  Joan returns home, tells Tasha that she put her coat on layaway and makes peace with Andre.  Bobby (Clifton Powell), the head of Ujamaa, calls the house and leaves a message that he thinks he can help Joan with her problem.

“What problem?” Tasha asks.

“We’ll talk about it tomorrow,” Joan says as the episode comes to a close.

As far as pilots go, the first episode of South Central did exactly what it needed to do.  It introduced the characters, it told us enough about them to make them individuals while still leaving them room to grow and develop over the next few episodes, and it established everyone’s relationships.  That said, the pilot’s dialogue was a bit more jokey and the laugh track was a bit more intrusive than they would be in later episodes, as if the show’s producers really wanted to make sure that everyone understood that, despite all of the serious stuff being discussed, South Central was a comedy.

Episode 1.2 “Money”

(Dir by Stan Lathan, originally aired on April 12th, 1994)

“Money” picks up the morning after the pilot.  Joan tells Tasha and Andre that she has lost her job and has been unemployed for a month.  Tasha asks if they’re going to have to go on welfare.  “No!” both Joan and Andre snap at the same time.  Andre announces that he’ll steal money from someone before he goes on welfare.  Joan reprimands him and then heads down to Ujamaa in order to see what help Bobby was going to offer when he called the previous night.

Joan is expecting Bobby to offer her a line of credit but instead Bobby offers her a job.  Bobby explains that he needs an assistant manager, who will do bookkeeping, community relations, and “bag groceries.”  Joan is not happy to hear that, after all her years of experience, she’s being offered a job bagging groceries.  She’s even less happy when Bobby tells her that the job only pays $350 a week.

“Embrace the Ujamaa spirit, sister,” Bobby tells her.

“Then I’m going to need more money, brother,” Joan replies.

Considering the fact that her family is struggling and Andre’s friend Rashad (Lamont Bentley) keeps coming by the house and eating all of their food, one might be tempted to think that Joan needs to set her pride aside for a moment.  I certainly thought that the first time that I watched this episode.  My mom worked a lot of jobs that she hated but she did it because she had a family to support.  But, upon rewatching this episode, I found myself sympathizing with Joan.  Joan was an administrator, someone who everyone agrees did a good job for 13 years.  Now, she’s nearly broke and Bobby is offering her a position as a glorified cashier and he’s offering to pay her considerably less than she made before.  Bobby’s offer not only comes across as being charity but Bobby’s reaction, when he hears that Joan wants more money, is to smugly tell her to suffer for the good of the community.  The sensible thing would be for Joan to set aside her pride but, at this point, pride is about the only thing that Joan has left.

However, when Joan returns home, she discovers that Andre is mysteriously $500 richer.  Andre tells Joan not to worry about where the money came from but Joan says that there’s no way that Andre got the money legally and that she won’t have it in the house.  She attempts to flush the money down the toilet.  Andre rescues the money and then admits that he got the money from Spoon, a gang member who was close to Marcus.

Joan drags Andre down to Spoon’s apartment building, where she discovers that, while the building may be covered in graffiti, Spoon’s apartment is full of expensive electronic equipment and furniture.  Spoon lives with his mother, who explains that her son takes care of her.  When Spoon comes out of his bedroom and says, “Marcus was my boy,” Joan snaps, “No, he was my boy!” and throws the money back in Spoon’s face.  After telling Spoon’s mother that she should be ashamed of herself, Joan goes down to Ujamaa and accepts Bobby’s job offer.

More so than the pilot, this episode is a good representation of the show that South Central would become.  None of the characters are idealized.  Both Joan and Andre are stubborn.  Tasha is too quick to get upset.  Bobby can be condescending.  But they’re all trying their best to make it through hard times without selling out their beliefs.  The scene with Spoon and his mother was a bit heavy-handed but, at the same time, it also allowed Joan to make clear that she would rather be poor than make money off of the suffering of others in her community.  It also revealed that the reason why she is so protective and strict with her children is because she feels that she failed Marcus.  In the end, Joan shows that she’ll do what she has to do to feed her children, even if that means bagging groceries.

Next week: A bus ride leads to Andre not only getting mugged but also falling in love.

Lisa Marie’s Oscar Predictions For August


Well, it’s that time of the month again!  Here are my Oscar predictions for August!

This month, the biggest development in the Oscar race was Dune Part Two being moved to a 2024 release.  With no end in sight for the SAG/AFTRA strike, it wouldn’t surprise me if more big productions — like The Color Purple — ended up following Dune to 2024.  (One film that will not be moving back is Killers of the Flower Moon, as everyone knows that Martin Scorsese is the true star of that film.)  With so many films potentially moving back, this Oscar race could end up paralleling the 2020 race, in which a lot of movie that might otherwise not be nominated moved into the slots that would have otherwise been reserved for the big studio productions.  (Regardless of their individual strengths, both Nomadland and CODA owed a bit of their victory to the way COVID disrupted their Oscar races.)

Below are my predictions for August.  Be sure to also check out my predictions for March and April and May and June and July!!

Best Picture 

Air

Barbie

The Color Purple

Ferrari

The Holdovers

The Killer

Killers of the Flower Moon

Maestro

Oppenheimer

The Zone of Interest

Best Director

Greta Gerwig for Barbie

Jonathan Glazer for The Zone of Interest

Christopher Nolan for Oppenheimer

Alexander Payne for The Holdovers

Martin Scorsese for Killers of the Flower Moon

Best Actor

Bradley Cooper in Maestro

Leonardo DiCaprio in Killers of the Flower Moon

Colman Domingo in Rustin

Paul Giamatti in The Holdovers

Cillian Murphy in Oppenheimer

Best Actress

Helen Mirren in Golda

Carey Mulligan in Maestro

Natalie Portman in May December

Margot Robbie in Barbie

Kate Winslet in Lee

Best Supporting Actor

Matt Damon in Oppenheimer

Robert De Niro in Killers of the Flower Moon

Robert Downey, Jr. in Oppenheimer

Ryan Gosling in Barbie

Jesse Plemons in Killers of the Flower Moon

Best Supporting Actress

Emily Blunt in Oppenheimer

Lily Gladstone in Killers of the Flower Moon

Taraji P. Henson in The Color Purple

Julianne Moore in May December

Da’Vine Joy Randolph in The Holdovers

Retro Television Reviews: The Love Boat 3.4 “Going My Way/Dance with Me/Doc, Be Patient”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Wednesdays, I will be reviewing the original Love Boat, which aired on ABC from 1977 to 1986!  The series can be streamed on Paramount Plus!

This week’s cruise is all about love and dancing!

Episode 3.4 “Going My Way/Dance with Me/Doc, Be Patient”

(Dir by Adam Rafkin and James Sheldon, originally aired on September 29th, 1979)

Oh no!  The ship has just left port and Doc Bricker has come down with the flu!  He’s so sick that he can barely walk without getting dizzy.  Fortunately, there’s another doctor on the boat.  Dr. Emily Bradford (Susan Sullivan) takes time away from her own vacation to not only look after Doc but also check in on his other patients.  I have to admit that I found myself wondering if the cruise line agreed to pay her for filling in for Doc or if she just did it for free.  It seems like, if she misdiagnosed anyone on the boat, it would lead to an even bigger lawsuit than usual.

It turns out that Doc is not a particularly good patient.  He hates having his temperature taken.  He hates getting shots.  He even resists allowing Emily to take a look at his throat.  But when he ends up sick and delirious, he’s thankful that Emily’s there.  In fact, he’s so thankful that he decides that he’s in love with Emily and he wants her to spend all of her time with him!  Emily reveals to Doc that he’s doing what so many past patients have done to him, falling in love with the person who takes care of them.  A chagrined Doc says that he’s going to have to write a lot of apologies to his former patients.

Probably one of the stranger aspects of The Love Boat has always been the portrayal of Doc Bricker as some sort of decadent swinger.  Bernie Kopell was very likable in the role of Adam Bricker but there was also absolutely nothing about him that would make one think that he was some sort of fun-loving satyr.  While the show insisted that Doc was a legendary womanizer, he actually came across as being a mild-mannered, slightly out-of-touch but well-meaning suburbanite who just happened to work on a cruise ship.  In this episode, Doc actually got to show some vulnerability and it was nice to see.  Certainly, Bernie Kopell seemed to be more comfortable playing Doc as someone who hated needles as opposed to as a doctor who casually kept adult magazines in his waiting room.

While Doc came down with the flu, Suzy Butterfield (Arlene Golonka) is determined to still take her cruise despite having been stood up by her boyfriend.  Because she has an extra ticket and because she enjoyed the jokes that he told while driving her to the docks, Suzy impulsively invites her cab driver, Mickey Greenbaum (Buddy Hackett) to join her on the cruise.  Mickey, an aspiring writer, agrees and I assume he also loses his job as a taxi driver as a result.

On the boat, Suzy recommends women that Mickey could date and Mickey recommend men that Suzy could date but, of course, they’re destined to end up together.  And, of course, they do.  Mickey even proposes marriage.  Yay!  This was a sweet story, even if Buddy Hackett wasn’t the most convincing romantic lead.  He was ten years older than Arlene Golonka and they had an older brother/little sister chemistry that didn’t exactly translate to romance.  But no matter.  I was still glad that things worked out for their characters.

Finally, world famous ballet dancer William Delaney (John Meehan) boards that boat with his much younger partner, Joanna (Starr Danias).  Also on the cruise is William’s former partner, Marcy McGuire (Carol Lawrence).  Marcy now runs a dance academy in Germany and she wants William to teach at the school.  William realizes that he’s getting older and that he’s actually holding Joanna back by not retiring.  William accepts Marcy’s offer, which Joanna’s misinterprets are William and Marcy having an affair.  Fortunately, Captain Stubing is there to help gently explain the whole situation.  Both John Meehan and Starr Danias were real-life dancers (To be honest, they were far better at dancing than delivering dialogue.) and the story is really just an excuse for the two of them to perform, together and separately.  Starr Danias’s solo performance of Swan Lake was absolutely wonderful and, for me, the highlight of the cruise.

I enjoyed this episode.  The passengers were likable, Doc Bricker finally stopped acting like a walking HR nightmare, and best of all …. there was dancing!  This was a very enjoyable cruise.

Here’s The Teaser For David Fincher’s The Killer


With all the excitement surrounding the latest films from Christopher Nolan and Martin Scorsese, it’s easy to forget that David Fincher has a new film coming out as well!  Here is the first official teaser for The Killer, which is due to open on November 10th!

(Hey, that’s the day after my birthday!)

Retro Television Reviews: Fantasy Island 3.12 “The Cheerleaders/Marooned”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Tuesdays, I will be reviewing the original Fantasy Island, which ran on ABC from 1977 to 1986.  Almost entire show is currently streaming is on Youtube!

Let’s see what’s happening on the Island this week….

Episode 3.12 “The Cheerleaders/Marooned”

(Dir by Earl Bellamy, originally aired on December 8th, 1979)

I’m just going to be honest here.  This week’s episode of Fantasy Island is not a good one.  Neither one of the fantasies work.  In fact, they’re both really, really annoying.  Usually, this show does a fairly good job of balancing a fun fantasy with a serious fantasy.  This episode, though, both fantasies are meant to be humorous.  They’re not.  They are both rather shrill.

That said, this episode did feature the return of Roarke and Tattoo bantering before going to meet their guests.  When Roarke steps out of his office to meet the plane, he’s surprised to see that Tattoo is hiding in a red fire hydrant costume.  When Roarke demands to know what Tattoo is doing, Tattoo explains that he’s training to be a secret agent.  Roarke rolls his eyes so violently that I’m surprised he didn’t injure himself.  Later, Tattoo attempts to disguises himself as a bale of hay and ends up getting chased by an enraged bull that just happens to be wandering around the Island.  Roarke laughs and laughs because there’s nothing that makes him happier than the idea of his assistant suffering a terrible injury.  That said, though it was all a bit mean-spirted, it was nice to see the return of the banter.

As for the two fantasies …. God, I don’t even want to talk about them.

The marginally more interesting one featured Vic Tayback as a blue collar guy named Melvyn whose fantasy was to spend some time with his favorite movie star, a total diva named Liz Merrill (Jayne Meadows).  When Liz shows up on the Island, it turns out that her fantasy is for everyone to think that she’s lost at sea before she’s eventually found on a tropical island.  She’s told that Melvyn has been hired to row the boat taking her to the island.  Instead, Melvyn and Liz get lost and really do end up on a deserted island, where Liz eventually drops her arrogant attitude and Melvyn wins her love by barking orders at her.  The fact that this was the “better” fantasy should tell you just how bad the other fantasy was.

The other fantasy features Georgia Engel and Patty McCormack as Cathy and Marg, two roommates whose fantasy is to be cheerleaders for their favorite football team, the Titans.  Fortunately, the Titans training camp happens to be on Fantasy Island!  Marg has a crush on quarterback Roger Mosely (played by Dan Pastorini) but Roger is more interested in Cathy.  This leads to the two friends not being friends anymore but then Mr. Roarke tells them that there’s nothing more important than friendship.  It’s a nice message but it’s hard to believe either Georgia Engel or Patty McCormack as cheerleaders and Engel and Pastorini had absolutely zero chemistry.  The whole thing just felt too silly for its own good.

(I even forced Erin to watch this episode with me so that I could get her perspective as a former cheerleader.  She agreed with me.  As far as cheerleader stories go, this was no Bring It On.)

Sigh.  This week’s episode was not great.  Hopefully, next week’s will be better!

Retro Television Reviews: Hang Time 6.9 “For Love Of The Game” and 6.10 “A Night To Remember”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Mondays, I will be reviewing Hang Time, which ran on NBC from 1995 to 2000.  The entire show is currently streaming on YouTube!

This week, it’s time for the team’s final game ever!

Episode 6.9 “For Love Of the Game”

(Dir by Miguel Higuera, originally aired on November 18th, 2000)

Hey, we’re back at the University of Indiana, where the Tornadoes are still playing in that tournament.  How long do these tournaments last?  Every season Hang Time had a tournament story arc that went on forever.  Do the Torandoes even go to class at this point?

Speaking of going to class, Julie is worried because she still hasn’t been offered a scholarship from the University of Connecticut.  For some reason, Julie, Kristy, and Mary Beth insist on referring to the school as being “UConn.”  “UConn do it!” Kristy says at one point.  I don’t know.  Maybe the University of Connecticut is actually known as UConn.  I don’t really pay much attention to those little mid-Atlantic states.  Does anyone?

Anyway, for some reason, Kristy and Mary Beth decide it would be a good idea to pretend to be recruiters so that they can tell the UConn recruiter that they’re really interested in Julie.  They talk to a woman in a UConn jacket and the woman says that her college is not interested in Julie.  Kristy and Mary Beth get upset and walk away.  What they don’t realize was that the woman was only borrowing the jacket and UConn is totally planning on offering Julie a full scholarship!

For some reason (there’s that term again), Mary Beth decides to call the UConn recruiter and tell her off but, instead of doing it under her name, she calls and claims to be Julie.  (Who does this?)  Later, Mary Beth and Kristy run into the real UConn recruiter and discover that he’s going to offer Julie a scholarship.  So now, Mary Beth and Kristy have to sneak into the man’s hotel room and delete their message before he hears it!

*Sigh*

I’ve mentioned many times before that I can’t stand stories that are dependent on everyone acting like an idiot.  And this is one of those stories.  I mean, Mary Beth and Kristy pretending to be recruiters is kind of funny but Mary Beth pretending to be Julie and telling off a recruiter is just stupid.  Fortunately, though, Julie still gets her scholarship.

While this is going on, the team is freaking out about their next game because they’re currently undefeated and each player is afraid of being the person who screws up the season.  Coach K yells at them until they remember that the game should be fun and, after trailing the entire game, the Tornadoes win by one basket.  Again.

“That was our last play as a team,” Michael says.  Awwwwwww!

This was a silly episode that got on my nerves.  Let’s move on.

Episode 6.10 “A Night To Remember”

(Dir by Miguel Higuera, originally aired on December 2nd, 2000)

It’s prom time!

Unfortunately, the school made the mistake of naming Julie, Kristy, and Mary Beth as the heads of the prom committee.  Everyone predicts that the three of them will end up fighting, just as they do whenever they try to work together.  And that’s exactly what happens.  Not only does Kristy lose all the money for the prom but Kristy, Julie, and Mary Beth all show up wearing the same gray dress.  Mary Beth claims that she bought the dress first,  Kristy claims that she picked her dress out 6 months ago.  Mary Beth replies, “It looks the worst on Julie so she should go change!”  That made me laugh.  This show is always at its best when it allows Mary Beth to just be a force of chaos.

Meanwhile, Silk, Eugene, and Mary Beth have all ended up with terrible dates.  Mary Beth accidentally said yes to Merle, who smells like vapor rub.  (She was on the phone when he asked and she automatically said yes without hearing his question.)  As a favor to Mary Beth, Silk tries to find another girl to go to the prom with Merle but she thinks Silk is asking.  Eugene auction himself off for charity and is purchased by a retiree (played by none other than Mrs. Voorhees herself, Betsy Palmer).

Fortunately, the night is saved when a tornado hits Deering.  While everyone huddles in the hallway, Kristy, Mary Beth, and Julie do an impromptu performance of I Will Survive.  Yay!  Seriously, it was a fun scene.  Plus, my sisters and I used to sing I Will Survive when we did karaoke.

Overall, this was a cute episode.  I enjoyed it and I sang along.

Next week: Hang Time ends as the Tornadoes finally graduate!

Monday Live Tweet Alert: Join Us For Project Shadowchaser and Road House!


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in hosting a few weekly live tweets on twitter and occasion ally Mastodon.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of Mastodon’s #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We snark our way through it.

Tonight, for #MondayActionMovie, the film will be 1992’s Project Shadowchaser!  Selected and hosted by Rev. Magdalen, this movie features Martin Kove!  So, you know it has to be good!

Following #MondayActionMovie, Brad and Sierra will be hosting the #MondayMuggers live tweet.  We will be watching 1988’s Road House, starring Patrick Swayze, Sam Elliott, Ben Gazzara, Kelly Lynch, and Terry Funk!  The film is on Netflix!

It should make for a night of fun viewing and I invite all of you to join in.  If you want to join the live tweets, just hop onto Mastodon, pull up Project Shadowchaser on YouTube, start the movie at 8 pm et, and use the #MondayActionMovie hashtag!  Then, at 10 pm et, switch over to Twitter and Netflix, start Road House, and use the #MondayMuggers hashtag!  The live tweet community is a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.   

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special David Fincher Edition


4 Or More Shots From 4 Or More Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!

Today, the Shattered Lens wishes a happy 61st birthday to David Fincher!  It’s time for….

4 Shots from 4 David Fincher Films

Seven (1995, dir by David Fincher. DP: Darius Khondji)

Fight Club (1999, dir by David Fincher, DP: Jeff Croneweth)

Zodiac (2007, dir by David Fincher, DP: Harris Savides)

Mank (2020, dir by David Fincher, DP: Erik Messerschmidt)